Your Stupid Opinions - Gangster Hall Of Lame, Dog Poop Walmart, The McDictator, Size Problems

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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We are excited today. We have more complaints, more grievances, and more... We gotta pick up where we left off. Well, we left off with just about to go to the Gangster Museum of America is where we left off. In Hot Springs, Arkansas. Quickly though, follow on social media, do all that stuff, listen to our other two shows, Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder as well. They are exactly what they sound like.

So let's get into the Gangster Museum. It's located in the Garment District of, uh, in the Meatpacking District. Turns out Hot Springs was a place where a lot of gangsters would go hang out and party hide too, right? It's kind of yeah, it's a low-key place But they used to hot springs back in the 30s and shit used to be a big resort area Yeah, and people would go there and they'd go spend money and party and do all that kind of shit So they took that would pillage America and go to hot springs. hot springs that was there I guess that's the Midwest Atlantic City. I think at the time so it was that's the south But I mean if you were a midwest like a Kansas City gangster or something. He probably went to hot springs

I don't think you're gonna go all the way to fucking Atlantic City or some shit That is wild so they've taken this tiny little piece of their history That's just a sliver and they've expanded into this. So the Gangster Museum of America is a quote, museum guided with video tours on relationship between local area and notorious American gangsters. Who? Lots of them. They all, Gal Capone, the Chicago guys used to come down here.

It was a big place for Chicago guys too. This has 4.3 stars out of almost 1,500 reviews. It's not too bad. 510 Central Avenue, Hot Springs, Arkansas. Right in the heart of Hot Springs. Here is 5 stars right away. Here we go. Penny 5 stars.

If you love history and want to see Hot Springs in a new light that's absolutely fascinating then get a tour here. Our tour guide Oh wow, our tour guide, Peter, really brought these stories to life for us. He told us about the corrupt politicians and the neutral ground where Chicago, Detroit, New York gangsters could relax, bathe in the healing waters, get advice from an experienced gangster,

and make some money. Is that right? It's a gangster vacation spot. Jacuzzi. Yeah, it's before Vegas. Yeah. There was no Vegas. Go down here and Jacuz

and talk about the murders they've done. That's it, oh you killed that. Well here's how I dispose of the body. But yeah, this is, I believe, like pre-Vegas, they had nowhere else to go. So I mean, where else are you gonna gather here? We learned about moonshine sold during Prohibition Baseball outlaws gambling and what's beneath the streets of hot springs? What's down there?

What's under there? They had videos of interviews with people who remember the celebrities and gangsters even people who waited on them The gambling room was the most fun place to take a to take quote blackmail pictures of my family at the roulette table Okay, their gift shop has lots of hats place to take a to take quote blackmail pictures of my family at the roulette table. Right. Okay. Their gift shop has lots of hats. Yeah. From fedoras to wide brim derby gangster hats. From fedoras to other gangsters.

Wide brim well to wide brim derby hats and sun hats. Yeah. Okay. They have posters of the famous Arkansas baseball players. Do it. It's great. Arkansas baseball players. Do it. It's great. Okay. Wow.

All right. Another five stars here. It was really interesting and informative. I was fascinated with how popular it was in the past and why many of us are drawn to this place. I guess Hot Springs. I have been coming to this city for years due to its environment and nature. Little did I know

How more demeaning how much I'm sorry little did I know how more demonic the Rockefellers are I Knew they were evil Where this took a fucking hard turn right here Wow I knew they were evil But they are more worse than I thought. More worse than I thought. Demonic and more worse than I thought. Baby eaters. Wow. It's good to know because the more you know, the better you can help dismantle the control

and power they put in place. The Rockefellers are still in a big time charge. How many Rockefellers do you know of at this point? We've been praying to their dead bodies. Jesus Christ, none of them have been in, and no one's been in like any political power since one was the governor of New York in like the 50s for Christ's sake.

The fuck are you talking about? Okay, two or three stars from Jolene. If you're looking for hands-on or things to look at, this will not be a good fit for you. What's a museum? You're not allowed to touch the Tommy gun? If you're looking for things to look at, that's what a museum is. That's what I mean. Not really a good fit for kids either. They probably wouldn't give a shit about it either. It's just a hat store. We're going to, hey, pick out a hat while I'll be in here. Pick out a hat and soak your balls. Let's go.

This is what the gangsters do. Jesus. Museum is a series of eight rooms with a few items in each room related to the theme of the room. Each room is a short video that tells a history of hot springs as related to gangster and outlaws in the early years of hot springs. If you have a hard time sitting or standing for an hour, there is only limited seating in each room. That being said, I enjoyed going, but I would not give $15 to go in again."

You have $15, you have to present something to people for that. You've got to provide some authentic shit. What is this? Like five bucks you can do whatever. But $15, you've got to actually have an experience that's decent. Two stars from Cassie. This was ridiculous. Yeah, well, you are a moron.

You went to a gangster museum in Arkansas. But I mean, honestly, it makes sense. I looked up the shit. They hung out there for years. It's definitely historically accurate. It's just they didn't do a good job with the museum itself. Seems like perhaps those guys took all their shit with them when they laugh. Well, you'll see let's see what I'm talking about

$15 for an adult ticket to be guided through maybe five rooms and watch videos in each room for five minutes The quote museum is a guy that was basically obsessed with the gangster era So we put it together a few things. Skip it, find a documentary to watch, you'll get a better experience. That's the general consensus, there's a guy and there's YouTube videos. Amber One Star. The experience was not what I expected. I thought I was going to walk through and have time to really look at everything but instead we were ushered from room to room to room and in each room was a TV. They played a video in each room.

I felt trapped and couldn't wait to leave. Guy named Cleavon wishes he was born Italian. Jesus Christ. The layout was crazy like a maze. I looked for a way out just to leave but you're literally held captive for an hour. They kidnapped you and forced you to watch this man's videos. Just to leave but you're literally held captive for an hour Force you to watch this man's video Well, it's that's the true gangster experience even kidding that now you've been kidnapped. What do you think of that? We're gonna talk to your family. Maybe get some ransom and see how this works out

I was too distracted looking for an exit that I really didn't get much from the videos that were playing One star from Megan. All right. The best way we can think to describe this, and this is what everybody does, museum, quote unquote, was guided YouTube YouTube clips led by a cosplay actor. Oh, God, he's in pinstripes led by a southerner and a fucking Tiff tilted fedora trying not to have an Arkansas accent.

Wow. Nothing against the guide. He did his very best with what he's been given. But jeez, that was an awful museum. But jeez, jeez, man, the guide was stuck on a very strict script and it appeared that both the information and the jokes were all pre-written. Oh wow. Oh you think perhaps this guy's got some off the fly?

He's got a shtick. I think he... Everything's written of course. Have we ever gone on a jungle cruise in Disneyland? You think that's original material every fucking every fucking cruise? You know, like, yeah. Perhaps recycles a joke or seven. I think everybody that comes in gets the same fucking joke. That's how that works.

Guess what? When you go see Stand Up, that's the same thing too. He told that same joke twice last night, and we'll tell it at the 11 o'clock tonight as well. That's what happens. He told it twice last night. He told it two more times tonight. He's going to say it one more time before he gets his ass on a plane to go home.

And then on Sunday, he's going to go to Toledo and say it again, five more fucking times. This person does not get that at all and does not like that. They want original material every show. It was so timed and automated that we never felt we were allowed to ask questions. Even at the beginning, the guide went straight on to script and never even introduced himself or tried to converse with the people on the tour. If you're wanting a Disneyland, it's a small world style museum. This will float your boat.

No crowd work. No crowd work. He doesn't do crowd work. Same fucking material all the time shit Ryan one star I love history, but it's just YouTube video museum not interesting These people managed to make Al Capone boring brah Geez brah you made Al Capone boring Jared one star I went in 2014 and it was really interesting and we had a great time and we just went back with my family after I talked it up

To them and it was I must say extremely boring The tour guide did not tell us half the things they did back then so it's gotten worse Yeah, nothing against the girl, but she was a little speech-impaired. Nothing against the girl. Nothing against the girl, but maybe don't put the person who can't speak in a speaking role, possibly. And we could barely understand what she was saying. How bad was it? Yeah, that's, she just ran us through there so fast we didn't even have time to look at anything. As soon as the video was over it was on to the next room It would have been seriously it would have to be seriously improved before I would spend that much money to do it again

Right, which is $15 bucks and you got some girl from the Ozarks Can't speak with some girl the Ozarks from the Ozarks with a hair lip trying to get this shit out I tell you about Bonnie and Clyde. It's not working. Dalton one star. As a 29 year old, this place is extremely boring. As a 29 year old, the fuck does that have to do? Do you preface that for anything?

As a 29 year old, this chicken is dry. Is it just anything? Yeah. Whatsoever. Wow. Only because it's not like a museum. It's more like you walk room to room and watch boring out of date videos with god awful sound. Besides the videos that does sound like a museum. You walk from room to room. Exactly what one is. I've been in the museum of natural history even room to room. God damn it. Same shit. Same shit as the last one. Dinosaur in here, fucking whale in here. Great. Cro-Magnon Man, there he is. Maybe if you're 60 plus it might be cool. I don't know

You fucking douche. I'd like to punch Dalton right in the fucking nose. As a 29 year old I have more fun than this. Yeah, maybe if you're 60 plus maybe then you like boring out-of-date videos with god-awful sound but I was looking for more of like a tick-tock immersive experience brah. Fucking douchebag. Okay, all right, gotta move on. Tyler, one star, waste of money. Can't even walk around and look at everything and enjoy it. It's nothing but boring videos that put you to sleep.

Like sitting in history class in middle school On videos. Yeah. No, I don't remember that many videos in class They force you to listen to videos of people instead of just letting you enjoy and look at everything You don't have to watch the video. You know, do they hold the clockwork orange? They hold your eyes open and put drops in them while the videos are on you're not Allowed to see anything else can't blink can't blink can't look away blinders Holy shit, okay GQ style and one star. I'm not trying to be rude Oh, this is a good start because it's a nice. It's a very nice family that runs it, but my god

It's so unbelievably boring My god jeez how boring It's a very nice family that runs it, but my god, it's so unbelievably boring. My God, geez. How boring does it have to be for people to have like, Geez and my God. And wow. Hyperbole with it. And then again, how the hell do you make gangster museums boring? Yeah.

How the hell do you make alcohol? You're talking about murder and crime and debauchery and somehow you're sleeping? Fucking aggressive brain-rotting syphilis. It's just going from room to room watching a PowerPoint of old people rambling about meeting Bumpy Johnson 70 years ago. Who the fuck else knew those guys? Hey, aren't there any young people that met these fucking guys what the hell bro no there aren't Bumpy if you just knocked some walls down so instead of being being going being going from room to room and PowerPoint to PowerPoint it was more of a browse at your leisure type thing it'd be a lot better You're gonna now you're breaking this is probably in somebody's house.

Right, it's a structure that used to be a home. This is not a large, I don't think this is housed in like the, you know, Cooperstown or Canton. I doubt it's a square building. No. With different rooms. Downtown, next to a municipal building,

park across the street, I don't think it's that. Some historical plaque in front. I think you're going 1241, 1243, 1245, I guess this is it. Is there a sign? I don't know, is this the right place? The mailman stops here. I guess. Trisha One Star, I thought this would be a really fun place to visit.

It was disappointing. The worst tour I have ever done. Oh. Wow. It was lacking in every possible way. Actually left tour before it was over. Oh, I wonder how you got out. You should tell that other lady.

Yeah, she was trying. She couldn't get out of there. Holy shit. Caleb one star. As the other reviewers have said, the tour is a documentary that is segmented into different rooms. I noticed a lack of physical artifacts outside of newspaper clippings. I couldn't concentrate on the documentary at all because of a loud family in our group.

Whose fault is that? Not theirs. In any other museum I would have stopped and let that loud family get far enough away to where I couldn't hear them, but instead I was trapped with them. Lastly, I recommend wearing a hat. Oh? What? Is it sunshiny in there? That's the weird part. Since you will likely be standing along the wall where showroom lights shine in your face,

how bright are indoor lights that you need a hat? Honestly. Otherwise they'll blind you. Burn your retinas out. You will stand along a wall at some point because in most rooms there are not enough chairs for everyone to sit down in my Opinion this is terrible design because it leaves conchie leaves Conscientious people with the dilemma of making sure everyone gets their fair share of sitting time. I say Old people anybody in a fucking pregnant lady a pregnant lady. Pregnant lady, someone limping along, everybody else... Able-bodied, you can stand, motherfucker, you'll be fine.

If you don't get a seat, you don't get a seat. Just walk around. I don't know, I'll tell you. You'll be fine. Most museums are like that. They never have enough seating. How often do you need to sit at the museum? That's what I mean. If it's a big enough one where you're going to eat... The FDR museum's right by my house. We'll go there and they have like videos there too that you stop and there's a couple of benches, but most people, there's a couple of old people sit, or people with kids maybe,

and then everybody else just stands and watches. The Negro League Museum has a stadium seat and you watch a video. And then you get out and go wander. That's Cooperstown, same way. Go learn some shit, dummy. It's gotstown same way. Go learn some shit dummy. It's got like stadium seating. Yeah, they'll have it. Walk around. Walk around, you do what you want. I don't know, AA gives it one star. This is not a museum! No. Three exclamation points. So it's really not a museum.

It's a house. That tells you exactly what it is. They take you to three to four rooms and you sit and they tell you a 10 minute story and then watch a five-minute video in each room Now go to the next room. That's next one Basically, there was some con men who fled New York City and set up shop there before they were busted That's all and in one room. They are they are talking about or else one room They talking about baseball in a baseball-themed room. I don't know what it has to do with gangsters.

They need to make it a gangsta museum, gangsta museum, by having display items like guns, cuffs, capone suit, et cetera, not worth the money. This is a house in Arkansas. You're not getting Al Capone's suit. You're just not. They can't afford that.

It's not happening. It's not being donated to the museum. That're just not. They can't afford that. It's not happening. It's not being donated to the museum. That's in a real museum somewhere, I assume. Usually those are in places where it's insured and there's sprinkler systems and to keep it intact. If I had to bet it's somewhere in Vegas, probably. That's where they spend a lot of money for shit like that. Somewhere where mobs won't fucking eat it. Yeah Shit in Arkansas a fucking suburban Arkansas goddamn four bedroom house

Susan one star does anyone in this town know how to update a website to reflect their current hours if they are open or not And there's four question marks and six exclamation points. Well, I guess the answer is no whoof I guess small- town America isn't hurting as much as they claim. Neither the quote employees, and then in parentheses, I use the term loosely, in this establishment, care that customers were being turned away despite their website saying no reservations necessary.

How hard is it people? Four question marks. The entire town could care less if you are here to support their business. Guess they're not interested in repeat business either. There's hot springs lady. That's all they care about here. Holy shit. That is an angry fucking...

How far did you drive? Everything there treated her like shit. Everything. Even the hot springs were cold. Debbie One Star, worthless. I couldn't even walk. And my son was have heart issue. And no one let him sit down. Your son has a heart issue?

Gee, how old is he? They couldn't tell. No, she looks very old in her picture. So her son could be 75 at this point who knows I didn't know there was a lot of standing in a museum You know there's a lot of standing in a museum You never been to a museum before so I left the I left the first five minutes in the first room and did not Get a refund for exclamation points. I should have gotten a refund as I couldn't go through it. This was a waste of time and money. The quote, tour guide, my husband told me, stuttered to get through

the tour, meaning he couldn't remember his lines or answer questions. I will not recommend this place! For exclamation points again, this place, it does seem to really stir you can tell the level of anger people have by the amount of punctuation they use and this place really seems to stir up a hornets nest in people either baffles you with the question mark for question or you're enraged and it's just yeah even for question mark says frustration yeah two says really what the fuck? Four says, you motherfucker, what the fuck? Says something different.

Yeah. I'm mad that I'm confused. I'm confused and you've caused it and I'm angry about it. Becky, one star, they kicked us out. Oh. Because my son asked how much longer the video was. It's over, get out. For you?

Now, fuck off. Both my boys have autism and ADHD and the lady is very rude. That's my son and yeah, a video like, that's boring for him in a room. He's gonna ask, what's his son? Well he would just start, he'd start pacing the back of the room.

It wouldn't even be an issue. My son was not rude and was simply asking a question. I don't recommend this place for kids at all. Probably not. How much longer is this dumb shit? How much longer is this shit I don't recommend this place for kids at all. Probably not. How much longer is this dumb shit? How much longer is this shit I don't care about? That's tough, man. Todd, one star.

Save your trip and skip this. My family will never get this hour back and I was almost gunned down at the end with the display of Tommy guns for making them go what what I don't understand that I was almost gunned down at the end with the display of Tommy guns for making them go I don't know what that means do the employees have Tommy guns trained on you there's a display of them and hmm I don't know tired and old but my daughter was able to catch some naps Quote guide is a loose term Basically, he talked for a few minutes as he walked you between exhibits and then he pressed play on some 1980s quality videos Oh, and it was hot inside the finale video is basically a local Geraldo Rivera moment searching under the city for a local

lost quote unquote gangster bowling alley Geraldo did that multiple times multiple times he wasted time to get into a vault that had nothing nothing good job So from there we leave there. Yeah, we're bored Incredibly we're also hungry. They have no food there. I heard nothing about concession stands You know what? Let's get the most basic of meals. What do you got since we're gonna be on the road here? We're good. Let's get them. Let's go to McDonald's in West Virginia. What do you say? Yeah, Martinsville, West Virginia 176 North State Road nothing. Yeah fucking West Virginia people eating groundhog for breakfast as we found out This particular McDonald's has 3.3 stars. That's not good. That's not a good McDonald's boy. Oh boy

658 reviews that is rough Classic long-running food chain known for its burgers and fries point three case. You didn't know what McDonald's was 3.3 Wow Wow that is a hoof. Okay. Heidi, five stars. Yeah. Extremely polite and professional staff. Clean restaurant order were as requested despite a packed house with a full drive through impressed. Took care of 100. Yeah. Emoji. Oh yeah. The red one. Oh yeah. Underlined. That's best money I ever spent on McDonald's. Oh, yeah, the red one. Oh, yeah underlined That's best money ever spent on McDonald's man. Just the best imagine being like that McDonald's was so good. Where's my phone? I gotta tell everybody that I had a decent egg McMuffin. It was all lined up together Joseph five stars as always this particular McDonald's restaurant is always very clean and the food is always

Served as you expect it to be hot and delicious This particular McDonald's restaurant is always very clean and the food is always served as you expect it to be, hot and delicious. Friendly staff as well. Thank you manager of the McDonald's. Yeah, I don't ever expect anything there. I set the bar mad low. I expect food. Yeah, it's like what I order.

I expect a bag of food. That's what I expect with whatever is in it. Reasonably close to what I said. Pretty close. I'm pretty thrilled. I don't expect it to be hot. No. I don't expect it to be necessarily good, tasty.

I've never in my life went to McDonald's and expected the cheese to be melted. It's never going to be. That's going to be a slice. Never is this going to be a slice of fucking Kraft singles on there. But any of that shit. Yeah, McDonald's, I'm expecting any of that shit. Yeah McDonald's

I'm expecting I'm expecting to get sick too. That's the other thing. That's I'm in full That's part of the experience to feel like shit in a couple minutes. Absolutely Tyler one star employees were cussing. Oh, yeah work at McDonald's in West Virginia. You'd cuss too Lucky you're saying employees were fighting for fucking positioning to commit suicide out in front of the place in front of the next fucking 18 wheeler that drove fire fighting over the tabs of cyanide. Employees were cussing standing around. I stood at the counter for 25 minutes of my 30 minute lunch break. What? Yikes.

That's those jobs with a 30 minute lunch break. What? Yikes, those jobs with a 30 minute lunch break are rough. 25 minutes in line? It's 20. What? You can't even get McDonald's if you have a 30 minute lunch break. That's brutal. Who would stand for 25 minutes?

Do you stand for 10 minutes at McDonald's and go fuck this? Tyler in West Virginia would do that. You had a lot of time, Tyler. You've got plenty of time. Nobody even took my order. What? Okay, no. I could see if time. Nobody even took my order. What? Okay, no.

I could see if you- You stood for 20 minutes and didn't talk to anybody and said five more? In my mind, he stood for 25 minutes because he already paid. Yeah. And he was waiting, he was like, I'm getting my fucking food. No, no one even took his order.

He just hung out at McDonald's for his lunch break. 25 minutes. He might as well have gotten half an hour pay. What kind of, this is why you work, man. You'll never own a job because you have no go. Stick to it, Ness. Get after it, man. 25 minutes.

25 minutes. That's why you have a 30 minute lunch break. That's why. That's why. You. Because there's never been a good job that is a 30 minute lunch break. Every shit job I've had, 30 minute lunch break.

That means I don't care if you eat or not. Just come back and do your job. You better bring something, because you got no time to go anyway. An hour means we'd like you to eat. Yes. And we'd like you to actually have a break. Sit down and relax.

Nobody took my order. Tried to use the machine's payment service down. I got no service and no food. This would be a great place to start a restaurant. Absolutely the worst McDonald's in the Ohio Valley. New owner and new food. This would be a great place to start a restaurant. Absolutely the worst McDonald's in the Ohio Valley. New owner and new employees, please. Please, somebody buy this son of a bitch. Mayumi, one star.

The ridiculous cost of crappy food, and crappy is the IE, like a fish, which is nice. Cost of crappy food and the 15 minute wait time for a cheeseburger is why I wouldn't recommend this McDonald's. Go to Wendy's, a little better food, a little better service and price. Several people have said there's a Wendy's down the road, go there. That feels like the guy from Clarks is like, oh, you know what that does to your lungs?

Here, buy this gum. Here, take this. This feels like, by the way, because there's a Wendy's right there, it's probably one of those off the highway with a truck stop and a McDonald's and a Wendy's and a Subway. You're eating at a Sunoco.

One of those, absolutely. Jen one star, I was in this morning and the younger manager with shoulder length dark hair yelled at an employee at the top of her lungs. Well, and then you complain when the employees don't do what, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long,

long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, It's not management or no, it's not top 5% of college graduates go. I'm going to apply for McDonald's. You're getting the worst barbecue guy. You're getting the worst manager that tells the guy how to grill. It's the place to start for a manager of that kind, which is fine. A man got up from his table to yell at her that this rest that this is a restaurant with

paying customers and she needs to treat her workers better. She had the nerve to tell him it was none of his business. I wish I was there for this. This sounds so entertaining, doesn't it? The customer choking back a Big Mac said, I've seen enough. Treat your damn employees. She said, you mind your damn business. It's a rehydrated onions motherfucker. Holy shit. How many of the white family works at this fucking restaurant

and eats here? I'm a coal miners daughter. Don't you know nothing? Don't you worry about me I got the nicest titties of the family. I'm the sexiest of the white family. Look at my titties. She is a perfect example of why people don't want to work. The owner really needs to reevaluate their management. Maybe she owns it, you don't know. Dustin one star. Gross staff. Gross, in what way?

Smelly, stinky, ugly. There's 144 of them. There's so many, yeah. Say gross, that could mean anything. And all I'm saying, all I'm saying, handling their meat and yours isn't cool. So this person says these people touch their cocks and balls. Caught a guy with his dick in his hand. Okay, that's, I think we get it now. That's his hand. Okay, that's... I think we get it now.

That's how gross. Yeah, that's incredibly gross. Becca Four Stars. This blonde, curly-haired, older manager that's worked there since I was in high school needs an anger management class. She's been there for years. And you wonder why she's yelling at people. You wonder why she's mad.

Jesus Christ. She doesn't know know when fucking McRibs coming There is her whole house stinks of oil. Oh god, just from her uniforms that she brings home For decades the smell must oh permeates everything absolutely when her air conditioning comes when when her evaporative cooler comes on It pumps out McDonald's When a nice breeze comes you can smell it you can smell it when she's out when she's a when she's shitting in her porch bucket Every time I go in to pick my order up She's belittling her co her coworkers and making snide remarks

straight to their faces. Well, she's been there since you were in high school. And these people come and go. So she's like, I don't care, you're gonna quit in two months. I've seen 30 of you this month. You're gonna quit in two months. I'm gonna die here. Do you understand that?

I will die here on McRib Day. That's a fact. I ate a chicken Big Mac today. Do you understand me? And yesterday. Holy shit. Unbelievable. Absolutely no reason at all to be belittling the person who obviously recently started and who you most likely showed a video to and no actual training whatsoever. I think that's part of the training, the yelling.

Absolutely no reason at all. They're in training. It's the training. I don't get it because I grew up in New York, everybody yells at everybody. Every job I had I was always getting yelled at. Yeah, what job? Constantly.

Congratulations on the job that this person has, evidently, where they don't yell at you. They don't yell at you. I work at an Italian restaurant in Phoenix. It's a nice place. And they fucking scream at you in Italian in the middle of the goddamn floor. And you just go, all right, whatever.

That's like, I'm used to getting yelled at, I think. My grandmother's, I got yelled at plenty. So yelling doesn't bother me. You can yell at me I go Wow absolutely no reason at all to break someone's confidence down over not hitting the serve button You've been treating employees like this for years now do better. Oh this person worked I think she worked there in high school. PTSD.

Yup. Yeah, about being yelled at by Linda. I knew it Linda. Chad with one star. Jesus Christ it smells so bad inside. Jesus Christ. I will invoke the name of the Lord as it smells so bad inside.

I will blaspheme this place. Wow. 26 minute wait. What? That is absurd. That is beyond the pale for a McDonald's. I'll go to a real restaurant if I want to wait a half hour. That's the point. Dude, if I ever look at my watch in any fast food joint, I'm out the door.

We go to the steakhouse, they bring us three fucking courses before we get an appetizer and I got a T-bone sitting in front of me and I will leave with martinis. Yeah, this is crazy I'll leave with oh, hey, this is not see I fuck that Manager wiped his nose with his finger over a dozen times while getting people's food and taking orders Lol yeah, yeah hilarious. So funny Wow Wow. I'll just spreading fucking disease spreading the flu everything all over the place nice. I like how by the way on Google they have food service atmosphere At a McDonald's some people gave like one star for service one for food two for atmosphere I Don't know. I like the yeah, I like the gray they've turned it into.

I miss the yellow and red, by the way. I just miss the brown and orange. The yellow and orange. Not whatever this fucking- Gray. I don't want to slate McDonald's. I'm trying to make it look like some hipster burger joint. There's one in Sedona, Arizona because Sedona's got to be-

The turquoise. Yeah, that one's cool. That one's cool because they have the laws. That's actually because everything's the same way and it's like, oh look, they're conforming to this little town. Otherwise they can't be here. Otherwise they're not allowed to make money here. That's crazy. Golden arches can go fuck off. That's it. That's the only thing that the people who work in Sedona can afford to eat there probably because it's so fucking expensive. expensive Gary one star if I could give it less than one star I Would but not bad. That's close. It's close. It's close Less than it stopped in with my son to grab something to eat Yeah, the place is filthy almost every chair and table is covered in food and trash what? Why would it be like that food and trash and. And trash. Not even from McDonalds.

Table and chair. Just other shit. Yeah. You know, grocery trash. The Zollies in the corner. Stuff from the backseat of people's car. A lot of empty Mountain Dew bottles and such, you know. The employees are spending more time goofing around than working.

The flies crawling around everywhere are a really nice touch too. Crawling. Crawling crawling not even fly. They're too fattened Way down the crop to fly anymore They've been well taken care of You can hear them wheezing too is the other part, you know, normally hear flies. Is that a buzz? No, that's a wheeze That's different. Oh, I never heard of that before. Yeah smokers call. Yeah Carolyn one star. I'm not a fan. No, I sometimes get num outnumbered by little kids that like junk food because of toys they want. Sorry McDonald's, I was a child once myself, but I do not desire fatty foods.

Okay then you shouldn't have gone to McDonald's because you know what they have? Shit. Yeah. I don't know what she's talking about either. She's saying that- Sometimes she has a bunch of kids and she's got to go somewhere where they want food and a toy. I don't desire fatty foods. I think there's a salad on the menu. Whatever something. I'm sure it comes in a cup and with dressing with 8000 calories but who cares? Who gives a shit? Deep fried. Oh my bad. I still like the pickles but the

beef needs to actually be no not by Products and bits of leftover meat products. That's how you sell a lot may I suggest a prime cut Angus sure? But not at McDonald's for fucking two dollars. You know yeah, yeah, you suggest whatever you want Yes, if you want to go to Morton's you can get a prime cut Angus This is fast Completely different fucking business structure I can't even get words out of my mouth they literally buy the most tainted beef on the planet and cook the living shit out of it That's why they can say yeah, I don't care. It's great Fuck but Jesus you've just changed their complete their whole business model

Yeah, which is like one of the most profitable business models that exists known to fucking man. They're like, chop out, may I just suggest prime cut Angus. No. Buy garbage, salt the shit out of it until it's edible. Sell it to people who don't mind eating garbage. And tell them, keep near a bathroom. That's that. You'll sell billions of it.

Then I'll be sure to change my opinion. I'm sure Yeah, because you'd be at a different fucking restaurant You idiot. Yeah They'll be asking how would you like that prepared? Yeah, they don't do that. No donald's gray. We will cook it till it's light gray or dark gray How carbon Carbonated do you want to cook it till it all it does is fill your stomach. How carbonized do you want it? Well cook it till it all it does is fill your stomach. How carbonized would you like it?

That's it. Cook it till it's just matter. That's it. Charcoal. P one star. A kid at the drive-thru messed up our drink order so we asked him to correct it. Seems reasonable, right? He got very defensive.

No, that's your orange drink. What? Yeah. How do you get defensive over fucking up the drink order? And made all sorts of rude comments while walking away, violently throwing the drinks in the trash. Yeah, well, enjoy your spit drink now. This is also West Virginia.

Yeah, right. Yeah, those goddamn motherfuckers. Then he took a bunch of pills and watered up. We is also West Virginia. Yeah, God damn motherfuckers Then he took a bunch of pills and we ordered Cola, no you ordered orange drank get out of here. That's what I poured Like my god, that's what you get. Yeah, y'all ordered orange drank I put a pill in there with it though. You know, it'll make you feel better little bonus a bonus. I called and spoke to the manager when we drove off and she acted like she did,

and she didn't act like she cared. No, she doesn't. She's like, you're not in front of me. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. Denise, one star. Management is horrible. I was at the window when one of the managers

was having words with the cashier right in front of me, and then in parentheses, a customer. You had no shit, you didn't say you work there On the other side of the wall fuck over something to do with the coffee machine So unprofessional sent the cashier somewhere then asked me what my order asked me what order was mine I told her and said I just wanted to know if I could add a cheeseburger and she said no No, you can't because there was a line and next time order at the speaker Yeah, her tone was very snotty, and I've had other dealings with Other dealings there with her in this in the past and she was just as salty acting then too

I also found out apparently people around town know this now you know that people around town around town Everyone knows that blonde-headed curly bitch from mcdonnell's She's been there for 28 years. She's a twat. Let me tell you something salty as the fries salty She yell at you when you work there Won't let you get a burger at the window What is that deal though with the drive-through that you can't add to an order that's already on your fucking screen? Why can't you add to that leap? No, they're like, oh if I put it in now It'll put it in 11 cars behind you

How about this I'll give you a couple bucks. You had me a fucking cheeseburger. How about that? Why can't you make an order? Let's got a computer in front of you. Let's take this back to basic. Shall we? I have money you have fucking cheeseburgers. Here's a window. I I have money you have fucking cheeseburgers. Here's a window. I Say it to you you go get the goddamn cheese. I hand you one you hand me something else I fucking drive off happy. How's that? I gotta go all the way back around and make a new order cuz your system is so fucking stupid I still drive off mildly disappointed. How's that sound good? I'm still gonna hate still gonna hate it How does that sound? Good?

I'm still going to hate this. Still going to hate it. Jason, one star, manager is yelling and disturbing everyone in the store and treating her employees like trash. There she is. Next day, we came and was a lot better and manager wasn't yelling and being disturbing. She must be like the most blend in-able person ever because nobody knows her name. No one knows her name. No one knows her name, no.

They always name the person. That blonde lady. It's the blonde lady that's be, she's be yelling. Susan, you know. Yeah, she be yelling. Next up, Suzanne, here we go, okay. I said Susan, here's Suzanne. One star, the managers were horrible.

What is happening? She told someone that had got coffee that they couldn't stay and drink it if they didn't keep buying stuff It's McDonald's And I'll take one of these and give me some of that too. Well, you did say to go so Fuck they weren't hurting anyone. I was discussing Bible verses with them when she interrupted us He brought a bunch of homeless people in here and got coffee and sat around talking loudly

about Jesus in there and she was probably like, okay. You're making everybody uncomfortable. We're going to put an end to this. Also have seen her very rude with her employees. I'm not saying that she was in the right. I'm just saying that, you know, someone would go, oh boy, here we go. You make things uncomfortable. Don't be shocked when the reaction is uncomfortable. Yeah

Preston one star there we go last one. They will mess up your order no matter what no matter What matter what it is never they'll do it on purpose. Yeah, you order a hamburger. They'll put cheese on it They don't give a fuck. I would not recommend this location at all dirty lots of homeless people No, I called to let them know they forgot half my order. What are they supposed to do from over the phone? Yeah Oh, come on back. We'll send it right over In our fleet of fuck it will start the order for you in my fleet of mick cars that'll get there Yeah, bullshit In our fleet of mick cars that'll get there and delivery. Yeah bullshit And and the manager acted like I was trying to get free food I would go to Wendy's down the road do it very good. Yeah, so there we go

Every everybody should I think steer toward the Wendy's all possibly if there's a choice, it's gonna be better The Wendy's is a higher quality. I fucking love what it's just a much better cheeseburger. It's good cheeseburger I love their spicy chicken sandwich. It's just a much better cheeseburger. It's a good cheeseburger. I love their spicy chicken sandwich. It's fucking beautiful. Their nuggets are good too. It's not quite jack-in-the-box spicy chicken sandwich, which is fucking really good, but it's close. It's close.

The nuggets there are, I don't know if they're, they're good. They're not as McDonald's as the nugget game counter. McDonald's is a specific taste. It's that crust. It's the crust. It's that oil. McDonald's is a specific taste. It's that crust. It's the crust, it's that oil, it's the, yeah, it's a hard crust. It's such a bad fucking nugget for you though. It's terrible, but goddamn it is good. Oh, boy.

Alright, I'm after Arkansas and West Virginia. I am sick of the United States. Let me tell you something. We're gonna leave? We're heading north, baby. Oh, boy. Let's head north to Toronto, Toronto area to go to a Walmart Super Sentry. They got a Super Sentry. They got a Super Sentry. French Walmart.

Canadian spelled Super Center here. Walmart Super Center 1900 Ellington Avenue East Scarborough Ontario Canada. So it's a good burbs of sure of Toronto here this store in particular has 3.5 stars out of 3500 reviews wow not great this place this place sucks not everyone thinks it sucks though let's find out here this is fucking hilarious I love it five stars from access five stars talk about the

perfect Walmart about it do we has anyone ever talked about it well in your mind what would be the perfect Walmart that's a first date conversation anyone out there you get a first date coming up ask them what would your perfect Walmart be that'll get everything going it's Walmart go I look at the juices flowing huh staff Staff is always nice and friendly. This location is always open until pretty late. Closes at 11, by the way. Golly.

It's pretty normal, standard Walmart operating procedure. I don't think so. Do you go to Walmart at 11? I guess you can't go to 11. No, some of them are open 24 hours. Yeah, I've seen those. I mean, yeah, who knows? I've needed one at that time, too.

Like at 3 a.m.? Oh, I've gone, yeah. I've seen those. I mean, yeah, who knows? I've needed one at that time, too. Like at 3 AM. Oh, I've gone, yeah. I've gone just to fucking wander around because I'm a fucking insomniac. 2 AM? Yeah, just to wander around. Look through the $5 DVD bin back in the day, like 2005. Well, first start, 24 hours.

24 hours, so no one's in it. And I never bought anything, really. I just wander around. First rule, 24 rule 24 hours 24 hours because I'm not going During the daylight hours No, I wish everything was open 24 hours because I don't need the day I like the night so The location is always open pretty late. They have washrooms that are clean. Yeah, okay an H&R block on location Wow, someone can poorly do your taxes for fucking $600 great

As well as a McDonald's yes, that's every you can tell me about the I Center next subway. That's every goddamn Walmart Holy shit the prices are cheap, and you can get pretty much anything You can think of at this location from windshield wipers for the car as opposed to windshield wipers for the house. What are you talking about? Windshield wipers for the kids. We get it. Just say windshield wipers. Food for the house. I'm getting really angry right now.

Toronto you are on thin fucking ice right now. McDonald's, it could be food for anywhere. For anywhere. And a barbecue for the backyard. For the backyard. You fucking asshole. You son of a bitch. Or for the park.

You son of a bitch. For the front yard, wherever. For wherever. Grass is, and you wanna put it. It's a mobile food clucker. It's a fucking barbecue, you asshole. For the bed of your pickup who cares They have freezers at a good price, this is the weirdest review of all time freezers they wandered around

Listen this gets worse. They have freezers at a good price face cream What? Barbecue freezers and face cream Is that what you came for tonight? Makeup and clothes. It can really be the one stop shop for anything you're looking for in Toronto. Who the fuck doesn't know that about Walmart? Yeah, it's a super cent right? We know.

BJ one star. I had a terrible experience at this store. The shelves were almost completely empty and many of the dairy products were expired Grow you can't come on man spy there's got to be somebody whose job it is to go through and you know Take off your entire shit. Yeah, there's no one in charge of that. The place was a mess with carts scattered everywhere This is sounding more like a Walmart. Making it difficult to navigate. There seemed to be very few staff members around and the ones I did encounter appeared to be overwhelmed and mentally checked out. Yeah, underpaid. Underpaid. It's clear this store is

severely understaffed and poorly managed. I wouldn't recommend shopping here if you're looking for fresh products or a well organized store. Very disappointing minus one he puts. So he said if I could give less than zero stars, I would. One star from Armando, this is a fucking long one. This holy shit. Armando has been wronged. Okay.

On August 16th, 2024, I visited the establishment and proceeded to locate an item in the South Asian Isle. The what? I guess in Canada they have a South Asian Isle. There is not a South Asian Isle in an American Walmart. It just says Asian. Anywhere. Yeah.

It's got a food section. It says Asian and it's got a picture of like a Chinese guy from the 50s. I mean everything there. It's just a white guy making his eyes skinny. That's the picture up next to it too. Everything there is South Asian. It's all made there. It's all made there technically.

While navigating the aisle I encountered an unpleasant odor reminiscent of canine feces. What? Reminiscent of. I'm testing notes of pedigree. The tannins in this really. Jesus. Gross. How do you, you know dog shit. You know that's what I mean. It's dog, I smelled dog shit. Yeah. The intensity of the smell was quite overwhelming. Cause it's under your shoe. It's, it has smelled dog shit. Yeah, the intensity of the smell was quite overwhelming because it's under your shoe It's it has come to my attention that this particular location permits customers to enter the premises with their dogs Uh-huh and some of which may not qualify as service animals Yeah, I would yeah most and the ones that are probably bullshit

Yeah, someone with a chihuahua that we've talked about. This experience was rather unpleasant and detracted from the overall shopping experience. So you didn't see the dog shit? Apparently didn't see it, just smelled it. Oh god. In the air. There are absolutely no carts in the store by the entrance. That's because they're all outside and nobody's getting them to bring them into the store. Also, when they do bring them in, the carts are faced the other and is carts are faced the other. I don't know. And it's very difficult to put in a quarter

to pull out the cart photo. Yeah. If you don't know some places have you had to put a quarter in and then you get the quarter. When you put it back, you get a quarter out of there. So that's how it works. Um, Walmart allows dogs in their store. Clearly that dog is not a service dog. Unbelievable. Clearly dog is not a service dog. Unbelievable. Clearly. Clearly not a service dog, because it shits everywhere.

Visited the store again April 16th, 2023 at 9 a.m. I don't need the stats. And I cannot believe what I saw. Bananas were dumped on the table. Also at the self checkout where you find chocolates, gums, and other small knick-knack items. We know! The impulse buys, friend? Wow. I can't believe the shelves were a mess early in the morning when there aren't too many

shoppers yet. I can understand if it was late afternoon or in the evening, but it was early morning. Can this location make it any harder for their customers to put a quarter in the cart and pull it out? Now he's going back to that. See for yourself. I have attached photos. No carts again in the store may 29th, 2023 Stop going here and I couldn't find my winter fresh. Yeah, what stop going here. Just stop. Yeah, you dog shit

That was a heart situation out of the gate your car shit. Yeah, it's done Yeah The only oh they only open one side of the register in the self-serve check out according to staff They're only allowed to open three registers per associate to reduce theft But ever since they've done this the line up fuck it divulges that as well. This is why yeah Why don't you have more open the line up to check out is painfully long and even though the store is not busy Walmart has made this possible on account of customers waiting longer in line to check out. I've added two photos where you can see carts are being pushed through the front entrance.

Last Friday, April 5th, while I was standing inside the front entrance talking to a friend, I was hit by those carts. It's a good thing I had my shopping bags on the side of my body. I was startled and asked why they're pushing the carts through the front entrance the guy said I told you to move that isn't very Canadian polite there I obviously I didn't hear him because I was talking to someone the guy pushing through those carts pushing through those carts back told me back told me to go complain to the manager very rude and impolite. I went in and complained He said he would talk to him. I also told Gladys about it. Oh glad we know Gladys. She doesn't even work there

She's a lady. I know named Gladys and She said she will talk to the guy. I'll get in there and talk to them. Don't straighten them out After that incident around 7 p.m. I still see them pushing those carts through the front doors There's a big door to the side of the entrance where they could put those carts back. That's that's what it's there for It's a cart return entrance there Walmart waiting for someone to get really hurt when they use those doors to push back the carts There's a lot of kids that come in with their parents to the store. Thankfully. I was not hurt Perhaps next time the someone will get hurt.

The someone. A child or an elderly person perhaps. Maybe Gladys, we don't know. Wow, that's just you stupid I think. Why don't you move? You should stop going there. Steer clear of the carts. I bet you there's another Walmart somewhere

and if not there's probably a Target. Maybe it's not a Super Sentry. Maybe not, that's the problem. I have to get my barbecue grill and my face cream and my freezer all in the same trip Zenat gives it one star most ignorant employees ever ignorant worse than McDonald's in West Virginia I don't know about that. They treat customers like we don't know anything. You probably don't that's about Walmart, especially I asked an employee if they sold breathalyzer. Okay.

Who the? Why are you looking for that dude? This is um. You're in problems Annette. And her response was quote for children? What? Yes. Yep that's what it's for.

My 11 year old, you know, he's a little, I can't tell if he's good to drive all the time so we gotta really check him out. Breathalyzer, what is that? Is that for kids? For children. So I went ahead. My main toys. Wow.

So I went ahead and explained that it's for testing blood alcohol level, and she went, and then, she then went and said, no, sorry, we don't sell. So I proceeded and went on looking. When the pharmacist asked me what I was looking for, I replied, I was looking for a breathalyzer, and she made a face.

Why, you fucking what? Fucking weirdo and said, we don't sell those here, to which the previous employee said loudly, I already told her this. Told her we don't. I already told her. I thought it was for kids. I didn't even know what it was.

No shit, this person says. Well then why the fuck did you ask somebody else then oh you don't have that okay? I'll continue looking and ask I'm gonna ask other people I was literally just answering the pharmacist when she asked me what I was looking for because clearly the previous employee thought breathalyzers were for children silly rabbit Really really silly rabid of kids. Really, really silly-rabbited me. It's really fucked up. Are those for children?

Wow. Olena, one star. Dear Walmart management. Uh-oh. It starts out like a proper letter here. Sam Walton. Dear Sam Walton, on Friday, July 5th, around 12 o'clock,

I had an unfortunate incident at your experience at your store. While walking with a cart, I encountered a young woman who was taking pictures in the toothpaste section, you know, as we all do. You got to show off that you're around toothpaste. Who doesn't want to? Selfies are like pictures of the toothpaste. I think she's like, what's up, Colgate Total, bitches?

Yeah, sparkling. Cavity protective. Yeah. I think she's like, what's up Colgate Total bitches? Yeah sparkling Cavity protective. Yeah, I was moving carefully and aware of my surroundings However, she admonished me to be more careful and rudely called me stupid When I pointed out that she should also be mindful of her surroundings. So does she work there? Yeah complaining about you have a customer experience and you're telling Walmart to handle it? Some people are assholes. Wild! I'm concerned about the behavior of your staff and believe this is not an appropriate way to treat customers.

Okay, so it was a... Yeah. You should have started out with, that's an employee. There you go. That would have been less confusing. Additionally, I have heard from other employees that there is a notable lack of diversity among your hires. Oh my god. With a significant preference toward hiring Indian staff. Didn't expect that did you?

Whoa! Didn't expect that did you? Boom! I think this Walmart's a bit too progressive. Too many Indians. And we mean from India Indian. No, no way. Yes. No. It's from, they mean from India. Is that right? Yes, yeah, Canada has a very large Indian population. Is that right? Absolutely, huge, yeah. So this person is furious about it. Because there were an English province and you could go from, you could move there.

Yeah, they don't like that, including the manager. I need more white people here, please. I've never had the lack of diversity, too many Indian people. While I appreciate a diverse workforce, I believe it's important to reflect the multicultural nature of our community by hiring people from various backgrounds.

Having lived in this area for over 20 years, I've noticed a decline in the quality of service at Walmart. I hope you will address these concerns to improve the overall customer experience. I have her picture. She's wearing glasses, but I can't post it here. Thanks for your attention to this matter. Oh My goodness, okay Alden one star

Jesus Christ one of the guys at the self-checkout was on the phone and proceeded to be on the phone while scanning items And as I was paying cash this employee said he was manager And he knew how to do his job after I said possibly use the scanner instead of hand typing Codes as I didn't know the scanner didn't work I think you would think he would know that probably he then proceeded to give me the wrong amount of change Do you know that you can just scan did you know that? Wow doesn't work you fucking moron. He's a guy would just punch in 19 fucking numbers for your Why would I do that?

Show off that I remember cops here. Everybody's heard of a fucking scanner you Jesus Horrible customer service from this so-called the quote manager who failed to do his job and give me the correct amount of change I will be diligent of what he was doing on the phone. Let him be let him be he's got other shit going on He's on the phone, let him be. Let him be, he's got other shit going on. Noschen, one star, on hold since literally an hour. What are you calling Walmart for? On hold with customer service, they cut the line. Then hold again.

They transfer me to another department but actually cut the line. I call back and transfer it and I'm on hold with them for 30 minutes. You need more sales associates that can pick up the goddamn phones that person's getting very frustrated with the goddamn phone she's typing while there's fucking hold music playing she's got it on speaker so that she can type I'm not listening to fucking music. Goddamn phones. Goddamn. Samira one star. My first time trying to get keys copied at Walmart was a real let down.

Waited for the manager Nusrat. That says it's honest. She's got a picture of his tag. N-U-S-R-A-T. Who was not only took forever but was also rude and unhelpful. She flat out refused service claiming it wasn't her job. Really unhappy with the customer service. I don't know how to make fucking keys.

Let's see here. Also, if that was a copied key in the first place, this is not gonna work. That's the problem. It's not gonna work. Kelly one star, tried to go shopping. I don't have any coins. My wallet was stolen so I stopped carrying cash.

There are no baskets and I can't get a cart. She't get it as a quarter for the cart I walked the width of the store spoke to four employees all told me to go to customer service I just needed a cart for fuck's sake I'm pregnant I'm not gonna juggle everything in my arms absolutely appalling lack of common sense courtesy or anything even resembling customer service I did that at shop right like two weeks ago yeah I was was like I need like two things. I don't fuck quarter. I don't have a quarter on me anyway I'm not gonna go back to the car Like Sarah has like two of them in the car just for the court cars. That's it So I was like I'm not going back to the car fuck that shit

And then by the end of it I had like arms soda shit. I was dropping donuts on the floor It was a mess dude. I dropped fucking honey nut Cheerios bad stuff Okay, here we go Let's do this one. Okay, and we'll wrap it up with a personal item here Aaron one star the pharmacy is pretty incompetent They do not discuss with the pace a patient when taking this when taking decisions Especially when there's a choice involved, the manager is responsible and the cause of this incompetence, she has to go.

She did it. She has to go out of this fucking joint. Okay. Oh boy. Oh, this is somebody complaining about the price of macaroni and cheese. Oh my God. One star. They do not honor the scanner price accuracy code.

I grabbed a bunch of boxes of Kraft dinner That's I'm just gonna say it right there. You know what it is. Yeah, what it is Said the price was 77 cents Self-checkout rang them up as a dollar 57 the employees told her to go fuck herself basically It probably have to do a specific amount to get the 77 cents maybe yeah something like that I don't even know who that could be something like that Kraft dinner high at one star there was a couple of guy I asked of helped I

asked of helped and no one helped me and refused me very aggressively which is so frustrating and upset I wish I could give them zero star. Yeah, worst one star from Nazar. Worst thing I have seen at this place, fungus food they are selling. What? I don't think it's advertised that way. Fungus food, 2.99. And no one there to check it after, so be careful when you are buying food here. And then he shows a picture of fungus. Yeah. Look, you can see it's like a tortilla filled with fungus. It looks like it looks like a like a confetti cookie. Yeah.

What is that? It looks terrifying. Why would that? How do you not see that when you're stocking the shelves? It's clearly bad. That is fucking wild. Yeah, that was obviously wild. They have expired milk too.

So who cares? Yeah, once you have milk that's expired you obviously don't care. All bits are off. Last one, one star from Yandy. Worst experience ever. The staff working in the store speaking their own language. Oh boy. Quote and then in parentheses, not English. I can't understand what they are saying and they don't try to help and just let you go. Well, America says that about Quebec so. Yeah, we don't know what you're saying. just let you go. Well, America says that about Quebec, so. Yeah, we don't know what you're saying. Oh my god.

That feels a little racist. It's fucking funny, man. So yeah, they're talking about all this shit. There's so many of the Walmarts. But we need to get to the personal item of the week. There's not a ton of reviews for it, so make it short. Personal item of the week. It is the weirdest thing.

It is an advanced silicone pump sleeve. Okay. Male penis pump comfort ring accessory pump and a, it's a pump sleeve. Like I guess it's it's to yeah, here I'll turn it. It's to, it's to like, it's like the, you put it on the end of your pump. It looks like it's a disc, I guess to make a better fit. I don't know what the fuck is going on here I mean it says that it's a comfort ring penis enlargement accessory Enjoy a pumping experience with extreme comfort and protection by adding the advanced silicone pump sleeve to your favorite pleasure Yeah, it's like a it's like a penis pump. It's a spoiler

The It's a spoiler for your pump. You gotta make it faster and better. The flexible, stretchy, and protective sleeve does away with uncomfortable suction for a totally luxurious experience. $12.17 on Amazon. What does a pump do though? Is it just like a hyphobaric chamber? Yeah, I have a friend who had a penis pump to like, because he thought it was, and if you do it up, it'll swell your dick up real big in the pump Right and then take it out take it out Of course the blood the blood goes away from it and it shrinks back down to a normal size

The idea is to fucking before it goes away. The idea is to pump it up and just take it off and go look at that And then be done with it. It's all I can imagine. I can't understand what the point of it is. So it's like a hyperbaric chamber, right? That just like creates an environment in this little glass tube. That, I'm not sure exactly what happens in there. I don't know about the- Because you're just pushing pressure on it.

Flora and fauna, the whole thing. Your dick fucks the tube back. I guess. 3.8 stars on Amazon here. It says the pump sleeve fits cylinders measuring up to three inches or 7.5 centimeters in diameter. Okay, here we go, five stars. Rich, great upgrade, makes the pump very comfortable,

gives you a real fatty. I purchased the male enhancement penis pump with clear cylinder at the end, the base ring that came with it was too stretchy, allowing my sack to be drawn into it You don't want your sack to get in there The ring is stiffer so it doesn't extend as far on the penis making it much more comfortable Yeah, the openings a little larger as well and it seals really well without a great deal of lube

Take care not to over pump as this upgrade allows a higher vacuum than the flimsy ring that comes with the pump. It gave me a nice big fatty that was appreciated by my partner. Big fatty. King five stars. You wouldn't need this pump if you were a king. Like I would get quote caught in the pump it says. I bought the blue one all right

Does that matter? That's the greatest I open my dick very blue very blue. I have the three inch diameter California exotics head pump. Wow, there's a whole other world We know nothing about and this fits slightly loose, but still gets suction This will definitely be too big for my 2.5 inch diameter pump. Yeah it said 3 inch in the description. It's probably ideal for 3.25 or 3.5 or read the fucking specs. Jesus Christ the inner opening diameter is about 1.4 inches which is actually okay for a more slender fellow but probably

way too small if you are thick. I was using a sleeve with a one inch inner diameter and it was strangling my little friend like I would get caught in the pump which could be dangerous. I believe it. Yeah four stars from one glass eye. Gotta be pretty thick it says is the title here. Good deal nice cushion but if you're not a little thicker it will suck up your testicles. Which sounds like a threat. It will suck up your testicles. If you're not thicker you better get thicker. Boom!

Right up in there. That is crazy. Suck em up! Yeah because the mouth is too big on it. And it'll get anything that's... So everything that's attached to that skin, your asshole's going to be in there in a minute. Watch out. Suck you inside out.

Oh my god here. Cycle Guy three stars. Don't believe the ad. It only fits three inch and larger pumps. That's what it says. I had high hopes for this product. Unfortunately, the description of the item is incorrect. It states fits up to three inch pump.

This is totally misleading. It will only fit pumps three inches and larger. I have a 2.75 inch pump and it will not fit. It doesn't even stay on. The material seemed nice when I opened the package and felt as though it would be very comfortable during pumping, but I never got the chance to try it because it doesn't fit

I'm given three stars because I think if you have a three inch pump It would be very comfortable and durable, but if your pump is less than three inches in diameter don't waste your money Don't give it a shot. Oh, yeah, did I mention it's not returnable? No, not sir Is your dick pump seal? As all you my friend Is your dick pump seal As all you my friend Not get sucked your testicles. Yeah, we don't want it back you put that you put your dick through it. Yeah

Much dicks in it. It's over my friend Three stars only use this if you are extra large Well nice unit if I had the girth for something three inches I am of the long and thin with not with a nice head type What? There are no dick types all dicks are different and they have different things. It doesn't matter I'm the kind that has a very slender penis. This is my head does the job It's a no I had I'll make you fucking think about think twice about messing with me What I didn't like hard to get a good seal

even with silicone sleeve, also too wide, kept trying to suck in my scrotum. Kept trying to like it was, had its sentient, had its own thoughts on the matter. Hand pump module kept giving my fingers a friction blister and my hands would wear out long after a pumping session. Wear out after a long pumping session, a long pumping session.

Get a better pump. You're just buying the ring only too. And this is the best part, since I am blind. Then how do you know? You don't know what your dick is. I can't rate the gauge or the clear plastic housing. The unit was solidly built. How do you know if it's clear?

You have no clue. You have no idea. Three stars, when the cushion is stretched out, the part that looks like it would cover the base of your cock is... and then a dot dot dot. There's nowhere to be able to fit the three inch cock and ball cylinder my partner uses. A different one I got for my 2.25 cock cylinder stretches to the three so I used my 2.5. How many do you have? What the fuck?

Thank goodness for my ball. Oh, my bull master magnum has its own. I thought it said ball master magnum. I was like, yes. It's important to know when the cushion is stretched out that the part that looks like it would cover the base of your cock is pulled flat. That is actually better for pumping.

Why? Because what is covered does not get stretched in unison with the part that is not covered You really got I what have pumped your dick a lot to know what he's talking about Here's three stars Three stars I ordered the wrong size. That's it. We know that's a problem Three two stars for Dean. Maybe I just got a small dick Here's for Dean. Maybe I just got a small dick. But that gaping hole for an entrance only really sucks in the fat around my junk.

How much fat's around your junk? My belly? So if you're a grower such as myself, do not buy this POS. You're wasting your money. Quickly, two more. Two stars. Too big. Too large for my pump.

Could not return for obvious reasons. Thank you At least you fucking realize that shit One star very poor I'm Joseph if you if you have a very large and thick penis This will not work his dick is too big for this thing I could not get my head and does not stretch. Couldn't even get it around the tip. Couldn't get it around the tip. Wow. Couldn't fit it in there and does not stretch out so painfully to try and no returns allowed. Just put it on like a cowboy hat.

That's all. Put it around the fucking. A big brim on it like a sun hat. You might as well dude. Wow. Holy fucking shit, this is great. I can't imagine giving a shit that much. One star, this item is worthless. This is worthless for what it's intended. The tubes still bury themselves into your groin when pumping. These are worthless. So it's like a, okay, it's like a guard between the skin and the pump.

Yeah. And to, okay. Yeah, so it seems like a sealer, like a guard between the skin and the pump. Yeah. And to, okay. Yeah, so it seems like a sealer, like a seal. One star, not like I can return it. No. Nope. Can't. Can't.

That's your dildo, sir. It is so, so small. I'm barely average and this thing's unusable. Not like I can return it. So small. Yeah, that's the thing about dicks and buying and selling anything that's like a dick Accessory are different. There's so many different ones so many different dicks and then finally one star. Yeah Huge this thing must have been made for King Kong

From small to fucking make a hat out of it. It's enormous. Oh, I got to read this one Okay, one more V one star watch it. Uh-huh Oh, I gotta read this one. Okay one more V one star watch it Okay, this sleeve is much more pliable than their universal fit one This one has a much more rigid one inch diameter hole which measured right out of the package What model is this the advanced made for I have two pumps a manual one. There's one that's like electric Yeah, and then you press a button. Yeah. And one is electric. What? Yes. This one in general gets, I'm not putting my dick in everything.

It has to be. Yeah. Gets too sucked up. Wait. This one in general gets too sucked up into the sleeve as you are reaching suction for a full erection by length. I have an electric pump made by the same company selling the sleeve. The pump cannot be left on too long with this sleeve because even though you are size compatible with its whole sleeve unstretched,

it will start to pull the testicle nearest it inside the vacuum seal and your lubricated penis as one. Golly. Yikes. I don't use a penis pump as a method to create longer erections, a selling toy stand. What are you trying to do? A sex toy selling point. I use it for medical purposes a method to create longer erections, a selling toy, a sex toy selling point. I use it for medical purposes. What are the medical purposes?

To maintain blood flow in the vessels there after a man reaches, say, the age of 40 to 50. What are you talking about? I'm trying not to have a heart attack, so I just sit and watch the game and pump my dick up. No one had told me when I turned 40, your dick's gonna stop, blood won't go there anymore. You're gonna get a heart attack if you don't pump your dick.

You gotta just keep pumping it. A urologist recommended this penis pump to do this. I told her about this sleeve. I told her, that's an embarrassing conversation. I told her about the difficulty exacting the two even after the unit was completely turned off, extracting the two. His balls were in there. His doctor does not want to see him anymore. No maybe it'll kill him. So there you go everybody the gangster museum we did it all we've been

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