Your Stupid Opinions - Halloween "Psycho Path" Maniac, Doggie Halloween Disaster

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

This week's crazy reviews include a Halloween haunted scare experience called the "Psycho Path", featuring some apparently handsy characters, that scare you, as you step in mud holes, and trip over stumps. It also features an owner who likes to take people to task for criticism & has been to trial for some VERY not festive things. Also, a dog costume that leaves some people's holiday "completely ruined"!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there. There you are. There you are out there, ready to hear people's complaints and grievances to places you've never been and from people you've never met. It's wonderful.

I am not ever going. My name is James Petragallo. I'm here with my co-host here. I'm Jimmy Wissman. So thank you. Let's get started right away here. We're going to dive right in. Oh, by the way, follow on social media, rate and review, and of course, listen to our other

two shows, Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder. They're exactly what they sound like. So check those out. And here we go. Let's dive in. This is the all Halloween edition. This is Halloween week. So it might only be one place.

I gotta be honest with you. There's a place that we found that is so crazy. And the reviews are so crazy, and the owner's responses to the reviews are so crazy. And then the owner himself turns out to be a whole separate animal that it's, I don't know how we're gonna get to this but if we can get through this all the way through this we have dog costumes to to talk about so we're gonna try to get all the way through this but holy shit is this amazing and well worth that we're gonna talk about the psycho path is what it's called

psycho space path two different words sure sure a path full of psychos this is in 28 Buffalo Hill Road road Ellisville Mississippi where the fuck is that no goddamn idea the middle that's a haunted trail right there that sounds terrifying Ellisville Mississippi sounds scary I haven't told you about the haunted house yet. Oh yeah, there's a haunted house too. There's no fucking way an interstate runs there, right? I would think not.

I don't have any idea. So. Ellisville? Ellisville, Ellisville. It is, yeah, Ellis like a name, Ville, Mississippi. I've never heard of it before and we do small town murders. So I've heard of way more small towns than the average person and I never heard of that one before so Let's dive right in here and see what people have to say first of all some people do enjoy this place

I will say it has three point six stars on Google, okay? Which isn't great honestly let's be real here all right Brie says five stars love it Yeah, here we go props were amazing very scary Okay, that's what you want. The only issue I would say is the group that went in with us They were immature and not following the rules. So they were ruining the fun for the rest of us Yeah, I don't like when they group you with strangers in any any scenario where you're now now I'm a team with these people I never met before and I don't want to go anywhere with I don't like when they group you with strangers in any scenario where you're, now I'm a team with these people I never met before

and I don't wanna go anywhere with. I don't know, no thank you. I'll stick with the people I'm with. They gotta make, they got, They gotta make groups. Sounds like, I get it. Yeah, they got groups of eight or whatever. We do this in groups of 10, you have four, you have six, you two together, let's go.

Go, yeah, get after it. I don't wanna do that though, I'll pay extra if I could, if I could not go. Go. Yeah. Get after it. I don't want to do that though. I'll pay extra if I could. If I could not go with strangers. Yeah. So we all know haunted houses aren't real. Thanks for the. Do we? Thank you for that by the way. But we should all what we should play along to have the best experience. Most of the others in our group were rude and condescending toward the staff. Okay, well they're trying to scare you so how... that's rude too. It was very irritating. We plan to return next year and bring enough people to form our own group so we can actually

enjoy the most of the experience. I am positive the group we had ruined things. Staff was polite and helpful. Don't miss out on this. Bring your own group. Okay. 5 stars from Morgana. First off, I want to start this review by saying, contrary to other reviews I've read, Curtis, the owner I believe, is extremely nice and helpful. We boy, you must have had a very specific type of person with you, as we'll find out later. We were looking forward to experiencing this attraction for the first

time. I messaged the Psychopath page on Facebook for more information and was told by Curtis that unfortunately due to some emergencies they would be closed tonight, October 13th. This was two years ago, by the way. I was extremely let down and disappointed, but was definitely going to check it out another day. Not 20 minutes later, after heading back toward home, I got a message from Curtis on the business page saying that even though under the circumstances of them being short some actors, they were able to work around it and open tonight anyways. Change my mind. Come on. I told you no, but please come by.

Please come by. He had to call individual people, message them. Holy shit. Yeah. I was a little worried that it wouldn't be as good as they were missing some cast but all caps, oh boy was I wrong! Three exclamation points. They absolutely rocked it. Four exclamation points. Rock rocked it rocked it. Holy shit How do you rock a haunted house? They said boo fucking randomly They said boo when I didn't expect anyone to be there

It's a surprise. This isn't even a house. This is a trail, right? This is like they talk about how like there's muddied holes in it and shit what yeah So there's people breaking their legs old people just left for dead. I'm sure in the woods. It's a mess People were in white shoes that are now ruined in the morning It looks like a Civil War battlefield out there just smoke rising people laying in the fucking weeds One of the best haunted attractions I've been to in a while. I wouldn't recommend bringing young children. It is more suitable for teens and adults.

They do touch you and they will separate you from your group. Okay? No and no. No and no. That's A and B. Nope. Don't touch me. It's not what it is.

No. If you touch me, I'm punching you. It's not a matter of... If you touch me, that's assault and I'm matter of, I don't want to punch you. If you touch me that's assault, I'm defending myself. I don't want to punch you. It's a reaction that I'm going to have. I don't expect to be touched. I'm going to swing first and ask questions later, especially in the dark woods.

Sorry. Yeah, you can't just grab me. No, you could be a bear. I'm punching you. I don't know what you are. That's crazy. So yeah, I wouldn't recommend wearing nice clothes or shoes as you will get very muddy and covered in blood. Fake of course, I think. Winky face.

They spray you with blood? What? No! They get blood on you. I'd spend the whole time going, this isn't real, right? Seriously. Are you doing... Somebody have hepatitis or something? Like I don't... What kind of fucking shots am I gonna have to get after this? This is unbelievable. Overall, I had an extremely positive experience. The staff is very friendly and helpful.

Our tour guide, the cheerleader, was amazing. I guess that's the outfit. It's like she was bleeding. Yeah, like a bloody, murderous cheerleader. She was bleeding everywhere she was free bleeding all over us and we didn't mind it was amazing and kept our group in on our toes and the actors are absolutely incredible I'm go I'm absolutely going again this month when they have a full crew of actors and I

cannot wait to return next year five exclamation points. God damn. Okay, psychopath crew, y'all have officially gained another fan and here's pictures of her. I've never seen, she has a, there's the muddiness and the blood. Oh she's got blood on her arm, yeah. She has the rarely seen dual nose ring, which you don't see.

Yeah, the septum and the nostril. And the nostril and rings in both of them, so's just an odd look a horseshoe ones yeah with two bulldoze rings it's an interesting face okay that's interesting and the response from the owner is just seeing this now thank you and yes you are a true psychoholic in all caps. It's psychomaniac brother! So 3 stars up next here. It was so fun. Ok that's a good start.

3 stars though. That's so fun. Something's gonna turn. Something's gotta give here. Bought the VIP tickets and were brought to the front of the line. Waited maybe 10 minutes max. Now while the whole tour was a ton of fun, it was sort of ruined by the pre-teens on the tour with us.

What'd they do? That'll happen. They'll ruin anything. A 12 year old will fuck anything up. That's just how it works. That'll ruin the whole day. Especially boys. Yeah.

Girls will complain and boys will make you wish they would stop and just complain. Girls will complain and boys will make you wish they would stop and just complain Stuffed girls will complain and boys will make you come. Yeah, that's how it works They were loud and disruptive So I'm sure it would have been much scarier without them that being said the staff handled them excellently They continually corrected them and made sure that everyone was going to have a good experience The good thing with that is you could just like tie them to a tree and be like that's part of the show Yeah, but you scared well there you go you we win stand there dragging the chains No, that's all part of the game sorry their parents come to complain that's how it works

Yeah, we duct tape a child to a tree. It happens. I mean, let me ask you, was your child scared? Thank you very much. You should be thanking me, is what I'm saying. You're welcome. You're welcome. Got what you paid for.

Not even you're welcome. You got what you paid for. Get out. Yeah, you got scared. Perfect. Let's see here. Lots and lots of running, which while tiring made it so much more realistic. Running?

Running away from people. No! I'm standing there. I don't know what to tell you. I'm walking at my pace. Yeah. Running through the woods in the dark. It's not happening.

No. Nope. This isn't Evil Dead. I'm not doing that. I'm not going to... Yeah, I've never been here. I don't know this trail. Nope. I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna Yeah, I've never been here. I don't know this no, I'm not doing this shit wake up in a puddle. I'm not doing it I'm not action. It's not gonna work like that So lots and lots of running so realistic so not quite as scary as I was anticipating But I chalked that up to the disruptive kids

Ten out of ten for fun from the staff had a great time the guy behind us kept trying to scare us and did a good job Okay, woman at the ticket booth was super sweet to made it a great experience All right now. Here's two stars starting to start Start to fall apart here Veronica two stars This place has potential to be really cool. That says, structure's good, people suck, is what that says to me. The vibe while waiting to get in is awesome.

The characters come out and interact with the people. The props are awesome. That vibe is immediately killed as soon as you enter the metal crates to get ready to start the trail. Metal crates? What are those? A crate made of metal. Do you have to get in that? Yeah. They said you enter a metal crate. I don't like that. And then they like ship you in. Oh, it could be one of those like shipping container crates that you got to walk through. Oh, okay. Maybe. Yeah, that goes to it. I don't know. The two

women guides treat you like you are in a kindergarten lunch line and threatened to have you escorted out for Conversating with the group you came with Okay, that seems a little little much little heavy-handed Saying that they couldn't hear when they were ready for us. Maybe invest in a few radios. That's your problem You can't hear the other person. Being pumped and excited is the best part of something like this. In my opinion, they take way too many people at a time and there is so much running, quote unquote. I don't know why it's in quotes. Running is running. Is it quote running or running? Are your legs moving fast?

It's the second person that said it though, so it's already too much running. It's happening right here. Yeah. Let the legs go and that's real fast walking like that. Yeah like but your feet pick up off the ground and you're sometimes you're totally off the ground while you're doing it. Sometimes both of them are off the ground. That's that's cool.

I think it's running is the definition of that one and having to pay attention to where you're going to even get scared or enjoy the setting. The biggest turn off for me is the characters attitude on the trail and this is all capital letters. They are very very rude. They're supposed to be psychotic murderers I believe is their character so politeness isn't probably their... Scary I would think Don.

I don't remember Freddy Krueger being very kind and sweet. He had a one linerliner once in a while I'll give him that every now and again. He'd make you laugh, but I mean really He was pretty rude. This is about ending you. Yeah, Jason Voorhees wouldn't say shit very rude extremely rude I would say not one word not a pleasantry to be had Interrupting teenagers fucking what's ruder than that? I'm trying to fuck over here. This guy wants to kill me? This is messed up.

Yeah, I'm two, three inches deep. Yeah, what the hell? I got the head end and this guy's fucking breaking my balls over here. They break character to cuss kids out. That's great. Listen you little fucking shit. This is me. This is Brian Brian now this isn't the murderer this is the character this is fucking Brian I live near you I know where you fucking

live okay cut this shit out and come to your house and kick your dad in the balls okay fuck out of here I see you near you. It's Ellisville. I've seen what bus stops you stay at. I see you out at fucking 7.55 in the morning waiting for the school bus. I'm no longer the nun that had an abortion. Come here. I'm going to come to your house and fuck your mom, you little shit. Get out of here. That would be distracting, I can see that.

That would be weird if a woman starts talking with a very deep man's voice. And said that you sounded just like me. Claiming to come over and fuck your mom. How do you like that? Come over and fist your mom, you hear me? The cheerleader is very grump. Wow. This cheerleader has had a rough homecoming. Holy shit. They break character to cuss little kids out, belittle you and tell you that you're incompetent because you went around the wrong tree on the trail. You incompetent shit. It's a trail in the woods that is poorly marked and keep in mind there's little to no lighting which is fine because that's the point but have a little grace for people that are there for the first time traveling the trail. You do have to have your trail clearly marked as I was

telling you before the show in my woods we have set up a little haunted trail for my little nieces and nephews and you there it's you know you got to mark it clearly or else it'll wander off somewhere. At night You can't see what's trail and what's woods You know I think you should dress like a vampire and then break character and say this is uncle James I said get the fuck back on the train get the fuck back on the trail Jesus Christ Are you fucking stupid? I've known your father since he was a kid. He was a dummy then and he's a dummy now and so are you get dummy fucking kids

I've known your father since he was a kid and he was a dummy then and he's a dummy now and so are you. You have dummy fucking kids. You didn't get this from our side of the family. God damn it. This is from your mom's side. She's dumb. This is from somewhere else. You know it. That's amazing. And to tell people that don't want to be quote taken that they signed a waiver so you have to do what they say Taken no, you can't relocate me. You signed a waiver. I'm taking you know

Where did it say I agree to kidnapping? How is there not just fucking fisticuffs all over this trail? I don't understand it. We're boxing I said no motherfucker That machete isn't real number one I don't understand it. We're boxing first. I said no motherfucker. You're gonna back off That machete isn't real number one If it is I'm about to take it from you. Yeah this box cutter. I keep in my pocket is so what's up, bitch? No one will even notice you're bleeding. You're covered in blood. I don't think it's part of the show Let's go. I feel the characters were tired and irritated and done with their act for the night. It's like the eighth trip through. I love that. They're just like, I'm tired. It's a long day. You never see that at Disneyland.

You never see like Bell sitting down having a cigarette. Back off kids. All right kids. Wait a minute. Bell needs a chai tea right now and a fucking break. All right. Gotten the fuck down for a minute Chai tea and a smoke let me be. I need a chai tea and a Benson and Hedges so back off alright Listen I gotta sit it's enough with the fucking pictures. Jesus goddamn Christ. It's 110 degrees out here my face is melting The makeup so thick it keeps my pores from releasing sweat. Do you understand that's how we're living here? I'm pissing sweat.

My body's messed up. Go tell your mom you shit your pants and come back in 10 minutes. I don't know what to tell you. I just wanted to be an actor so I'm not doing this shit. It's never going to happen, is it? It's never going to happen. I'm never going to get any award. It's never going to happen for me, is it?

No. I wanted to be on Broadway. I wanted to be on Broadway. I want it to be on Broadway! Meryl Streep just gonna keep on winning. God damn it. So are- There are hundreds and I'm never gonna get anything. Never gonna get a role.

With that being said, considering the type of event and the cost to get in, maybe think about changing out actors every other night. Well, I don't know how many actors there are in Ellisville, Mississippi willing to do this. The population there is 4500. If you get nine weirdos willing to do that shit, I think you're maxed out. Yeah, and it's just whatever nine teenagers are willing to cover themselves in blood. Lastly, some physical interactions were pretty intense intense like the choking on the meat truck.

Choking? Who got choked? And what's a meat truck? All of that. I have so many questions. I have so many questions. I'm not saying that it isn't cool, isn't a cool aspect, but maybe lighten up on that grip.

They're choking people. It was this person. You can't choke people ever. Even if they said it's okay. Like unless it's sexual and they're begging for it, you can't choke people. Yeah. I'm not saying it wasn't hot. I'm not saying I wasn't a little wet, but that's beside the point. He's up. Tiger almost came. Now here we go. Response from the owner. This is, oh, he comes in hot to about the choking and the truck. He says this is quote.

First of all, this is amazing. The first sentence is conversate is not a word. Number one, he took notes as he fucking was getting this review. Well conversate, we hit them on that one. And they were trying to get you to stop talking due to the rules and risks video. Three exclamation points and rules and risks is all capital letters. Kind of important. I won't even address the rest of your rambling. The entrance in the containers is recognized as immediate mod

setters in a good way with the brunt of our fans Your failure to act like an adult and continue to talk during that video is what ruined the mood learn how to read the room Consider where you're at think about allowing the things we've worked on to do their jobs and talking during the video is not doing that It's disruptive and kills any such vibe. That's about the nicest he gets by the way. That's about as friendly as he gets on these. He is fun. This is good shit. Oh, he's not your kind of guy though. Don't go say he's your kind of guy. He believes this is the best haunted house on the planet. Oh, and he is not taking any guff from anybody saying it's not. He will hear nothing from anyone negatively about it. This is the best one. And if you don't pay attention and listen,

yeah, if you don't have a good time, you did it. Get choked, learn English, and come back next time. I'm a meat truck. I'm a meat truck. Hillary gives two stars. It was okay, but too expensive for the experience. $20 a person, no matter what the age. That seems about right.

That's pretty affordable. It seems about right. That's pretty affordable. Seems about right. That seems low. That seems right, you know what I mean? To do anything, it's gonna be 20 dollars. I mean, what do you want? You got a group of five, that's 100 bucks. That's not bad.

We went through this little Christmas, fucking Christmas village horse shit that was set up in the park, in Bowdoin Park, in Wappinger's there last year. It was like 35 dollars a person. It's just some like, Lights. Wooden structure things set up. It's shit they've had in the garage for 35 fucking years.

And that's all it is, it's $35 for that. So you know what I mean? This is like- A dollar a year it's been stored. Yeah, they're getting their money's worth. It goes up a dollar every year. Yeah. I had two kids with me, so it was $100

for my family to get in Okay, it took about seven to ten minutes to go through the actual trail which had a bunch of very big and deep muddy holes Yikes the guide warned everyone but not everyone heard well, maybe if you weren't conversating Another ten minutes at the beginning for the rules Intro could have had a few more employees. Same three guys scared us about 10 times. Probably won't go next year. Just wanted to try a different one because the other is really scary for my youngest.

Okay. Oh, okay. So there's two. Response from the owner, of course. Oh, what he's two. Response from the owner, of course. Oh, what is that? Okay. Okay, first of all, that's how he starts out, which is a very friendly way to start out. He's incredibly aggressive out of the gate every time. Okay, first of all, when someone says that, that means they have a list and they're going

to go down, tick it off and tell you why you're wrong about everything. Okay, first of all, there's never been in my 10 years of owning my own haunted attraction and 16 years in the entire business. Never, have I ever, not one year, ran a haunted attraction that has a 7 to 10 minute tour. Oh, so he's saying this is so much longer. It's so much longer. That is not only wrong, but it isn't even close to being a good guess. And I videotaped.

It wasn't close. Fucking stupid. not only wrong, but it isn't even close to being a good guess. And I videotaped the entire tour with security cameras and can prove that our tours are the longest in the country. And our tours last an average of 40 minutes, meaning sometimes they will get between 32 and 35 minutes and sometimes as long as 48 minutes. So the average is right around 40 minutes. So I'm sorry, but I'm going to come to the defense of my haunted attraction, which I poor work, poor work, which I poor work and to I guess into is what he's trying to poor work into. But he spelled poor P O O R. And he said poor work and two. So I had to figure that one out. Poor work into all year.

Whenever somebody says something that is highly inaccurate, I understand an opinion of whether you think something is scary or not, although you wouldn't be sharing a very popular opinion by saying that I don't understand, nor do I accept or put up with total and complete lies about my business. Wow. He continues. Oh my God. His response is like six times longer than the review, which is hilarious to me.

He is unloading. You probably won't be back next year, you said, but let me help you out with that period. I'd rather you stay away if all you're going to is lie and I doubt that you were even here if you're actually Going to try telling someone it was seven to ten minutes long Things happen quickly on the path and there are many sets and many scares So when you finish sometimes there's the illusion that it was faster than it was But if you time it when you go through you would see that I am correct in how long I say the tours are so you go through you would see that I am correct in how long I say the tours are. So it just so happens that you picked the wrong detail to try to manipulate in order

to give us a poor review because the long tours are something we're known for. If you are so interested in just being a hater, perhaps you should go through again and pay closer attention and pick something more realistic to complain about because saying that our tours are that short is not only inaccurate, but it's obvious to everyone who reads that, that who's ever been here, that that's inaccurate. The rules video and the front is part of the tour and that's why it's set. And that's why it's a set that you're in from the movie Saw. Okay. That's why it's shipping container.

Yep, it is. It's funny that you count it and time it differently than the rest. from the movie Saw. It's funny that you count it and time it differently than the rest and actually the rules video is only about 4 minutes. So you've extended the rules video but shortened the tour. Then you sign the waiver, then you can send you through that set until you're out on an actual path. If we ran the entire path we would not finish it in seven to ten minutes without a guide and broad daylight.

Knowing the path as much as we do, we could not complete it in seven to ten minutes. Few going to give a review, give an honest one. I think he's trying to say if you are going to give a review, give an honest one. And if you give an honest one, I don't care whether it's good or bad, I just appreciate honesty. And if you give an honest one, I don't care whether it's good or bad I just appreciate honesty, but do not in Google my business do not in Google my business to give a review full of lies In googling it you're in googling my business Don't in Google me. I will not take it In Google is not a word

I don't know conversate is but I guarantee you in Google is not I've been in Google. This is not right Do not Google my business. The business is failing. They've been in Googling me. Oh, and then the last line, it belittles you. Oh, do not in Google it. Because it belittles you. Oh boy.

Leanna, one star. Oh, she's going to give a little background on the whole operation here. She's been in this. She's been one of the actors before. So, oh, this is gonna be good. And this is the first one star, right? Oh, yeah, this is gonna be good. And you know that you know he's gonna respond to this. So you know, you know, it's coming. Here we go. I acted in Psycho Path last last fall 2023 and at first I thought it was really cool and everything but quickly realized it wasn't true. The owner would talk inappropriately about young girls that come through. Go ahead and mark that off in a notebook by the way.

Save that for later. It's going to make a lot more sense later. That came through and didn't care even after us cast members would tell him we found out they were underage. Hey, that girl's 14. I don't care. She got tits, doesn't she? That's not okay. Can't even tell.

That's awesome. I'll still jerk off to her. I'm going to use that later. He also didn't care if you were cold, like temps were around 10 degrees and he expected us to wear thin layers or in dresses. Had to keep drinks inside, not even hidden outside, but would tell us not to go inside during the night. So basically you can't have a drink your whole shift.

He also blamed me, in all caps, for a group of 4-6 grown adults jumping at me at the end of a tour even though I did nothing but what he told me to do. Scare them. But it didn't matter to him. He's very rude. Doesn't care or tolerate that others have opinions if they're different from his. He only cares about what benefits him best.

Save your money. Go to a different haunt. Yeah, why are these fucking independent haunts so so weird there's always so weird. Gee. I don't know Let's let's think about this. All right, let's think about who would start this. You know, it's a good idea What are we whatever we come up with a bunch of shit that makes people think they're gonna die in the woods How about we do that then I'll set it up and I'll hire people. This is great. That's a fucking weirdo right there. I mean, honestly, these are weird fucking people.

Oh, okay. Response from the owner. And this is fresh too. This is from like the last couple months. This hell happened. He remembers her. Oh yeah. Leanne.

He starts out with, with yeah first of all You're a bitter liar with an axe Coming in hot shots fired you axe grinding bitch you Grinded little twat. I'll tell you something you unscary axe grinding little bitch You were cut for good reason you never ever heard me talking appropriately about anyone of any age. People know, and when I yell that means it's all caps, and understand that this is haunt, I am one track minded on everything horror and Halloween. I don't even think about Pussy. The whole month of October, I call it no nut October. That's what I do because I ain't even thinking about Plessy.

I don't jerk off. Nothing. My dick doesn't get hard for a month. I wake up soft as shit. Yeah. No nuttober. No nuttober. Holy shit.

One drag mine. You're a lying piece of total trash. Hey buddy, it's Mississippi. You're all total trash. Don't worry. You just told us for 31 days you don't jerk off and even think about anything but Halloween. Total trash who spent the whole time here telling everyone how you were the only one, how you were only work your life in boyfriend Chris. What? Because you had nowhere to live and I got tired of hearing it. Whoa.

Never have I ever spoke inappropriately about anyone of any age, old or young. Okay. Now you sound like Danny DeVito and always Sonny doing the fucking kids pageant, singing the song. I don't like kids. No, I gotta be older than my wife, older than my daughter. Wow. Yeah, that's a, that's what that sounds like. Doth do for just too much. But he, what the fuck did he just say? It gets better. He starts getting into their personal lives and shit.

It's wild, dude. This shit is wild. Did he say you just sat around bitching about your boyfriend that you live with? Is that what he said? I think so. Saying that you didn't have a place to live. You had to stay with your boyfriend, boyfriend Chris because you had nowhere to live. Axe grinding bitch.

You homeless axe grinding little tease bitch. Tease by the way. Piece of trash. Piece of trash. So it gets better. Most are aware of the smear campaign. Oh are we? Oh I think we are.

I think it's national news. Just like your bestie accusing her boyfriend Hunter from last year of being physically abusive so I cut him too as she was supposed to send a video and photos she said was proof but never sent them. Oh, so he shit canned the kid for no reason? Apparently she said this kid beats me up and I have pictures and he said, okay, I'll fire him, send me the pictures. And she never sent the pictures and 10 degrees LMFAO in September or October, actually any

month last year here in Mississippi. LOL. No. And then I can, I can vouch for that. I mean, I live in fucking New York and where it's you know cold and the coldest It's been at night for a low has been like 38 so far this year and it's October So you know he's I mean this Ellis Ellisville is super close to the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, it's probably It's probably fucking 2530 might have been breezy or something when could have been a problem and it's September October

It's probably 30 or 40 who knows there's no way It's 10 now All that's oh another lie, and you're not even good at lying You're a bad liar All anyone has to do is look back at recorded temps and they will see that there wasn't one night We've ever been open with 10 degree temps. Cold, yes, but not 10 degrees. This guy is like a fucking defense attorney. He really makes his points.

If there's customers that are here to tour, then yes, the cast must be able to act for them. What a concept. That's what he says here. And yet another lie is about the clothing. I even offer coats that will work with each character. I literally am heard all the time, he just breaks into all caps sometimes,

telling cast that I even prefer layered clothing, that layered looks better in the haunt anyway. The one and only time I've said something about layered clothing looking silly is when a male actor wanted to wear a dress over blue jeans who wanted to be a creepy doll. So he wanted to wear a creepy doll with jeans on, which wouldn't work probably.

And I'll stick to that, that it looked crazy and that was not when you were even here. You're a blunt, bold-faced liar, you fucked that all up Who cannot be trusted which is why you were cut and banned Surprise surprise that you'd leave a review full of lies. What a POS you are Jesus Christ Oh My god, I love that. I love that he rhymed surprise and lies and then he's been followed up with what a piece of shit You're gonna piece of shit. You are you don't even know this is amazing. Wait here This is great hot cotton one star

So before I even consider going somewhere, I always look at the lowest reviews of the place before going I wanted to look through So before I even consider going somewhere, I always look at the lowest reviews of the place before going. I wanted to look through and to see what the place is about and if it's safe for my kids. From what I've seen, it's got a sketchy history. If you look through, the owner has had scandals and hired questionable people. I wouldn't take my kids to it

after having done the little research I've seen. I bet if I looked more into it, it would be even more alarming, but I've seen all I need to see. Right. Please do your research before going anywhere. I can't imagine having gone and then finding out what I found out about the place. We'll find out later what she's talking about. Don't regret not doing your research. And when looking into places that you'll spend your time and money at especially if you have children And no response to that though. Okay in real vague. Yeah

Chancellor one star that's that's a little foreshadow for later on that vague review one star literally had Three people there that was scaring you Actually, it's scaring you. Actually it's scarring you is how they spell it. Yeah, literally the worst hunt I've been to. Hunt. Hunt. 13 gates, the rise, they're all way better than this place.

We played in someone's backyard for $75. Do not waste your time very disappointed The owner will tell you it lasted 45 minutes, but it really only lasted 20 minutes if that You know, he's not gonna let that lie and this owner. Absolutely not. He says no there were not three people right away Even on our slowest nights this month before other haunts opened, the list we've ever had was five moving into multiple sets in ten zones. As a customer, you have no idea how many people are in on the haunt.

That's obvious. We open early like this every season as a service to customers. That's obvious. That don't want to wait till October. We do that to serve our customers better. We don't expect one to act like a dickhead. It was so professional. We don't expect one to act like a dickhead.

And come on, and come on and give one star review on a hot night in September before October's even here So put things in perspective and you don't ever have to come back sense your obviously kind of not since sense sense You're obviously kind of a moron It was so it was so professional and then throws in, Ah, you're a dickhead. You're a dickhead. He has other insults later too which are fun.

He's a good one, this guy. He is, he is good shit. He's a lot of fun. I like him, yeah. Oh, you're not gonna like him at all in a little while. I don't know how. Such a good business owner. Jesus Christ.

Brooke gives one star. I acted here last year and he mistreated us. Was she the one with her boyfriend Hunter I wonder? Did you get Hunter fired Brooke? Did Hunter hit you? Tell me. I want to know. Was Hunter mean to you?

Is Hunter the one that got you in trouble? We had to go see Jerry Orbach to take care of him. And then you laid on a bed in triumphs and veins because a butcher got you. But it's okay because the girl with the big nose learned to dance so everybody's fine. It's all great. It's all great. The girl with the big nose, fuck Patrick. That's perfect. Nobody's, the wiser. And mistreatedreated us didn't let us have water or anything

We had to keep drinks inside, but he wouldn't let us go inside. We had to stay outside We've heard this before but this year dot dot dot my friends went I'm total there are three actors. I guess in total there are three actors and some mannequins used as decoys Don't let him fool you. He is a very mean person three actors, I guess in total, there are three actors and some mannequins used as decoys. Don't let him fool you. He is a very mean person, LOL. Just save your money and go to the Glendale one or the one on the coast. The coast one is amazing this year, y'all. It's amazing this year, y'all. It's down there.

Wow. Terror on the coast. The Gulf Coast. Terror on the coast is totally worth it. And that's only from like two weeks ago, so he hasn't had a chance to tell her all the terrible things she did and talk about her personal life yet, so that's a shame. Call her a dickhead.

Call her a dickhead. Isaac One Star. Dude gets sad and depressed when people, oh, then the next sentence continues this sentence okay when people the truth about him and says he has charges pressed on you just to try to scare you he'll make up fake names for deputies and all but if you want to get SA sexually assaulted then this is the place for you oh that's that's exactly what I think happens at all of these

Oh absolutely. It's dark. No one knows everyone's diddle if someone's choking you they're feeling your pussy, too I'm telling you right now. Yeah, they're grabbing a tit Everybody's had something molested it. They're like, oh, I have a mask. I can't see it's an accident. Fuck you Oh my fault. No, you know where the vagina is you son of a bitch. You know exactly where it is Jesus fucking Christ. Armando One Star. I've read a lot of people's responses to this attraction. I agree it takes about 30 minutes to go through on tour, with more than half waiting to sign

waiver and sitting on bus. I only noticed four actors when we went on 31st. From time we got there to the time we left over two hours. I did notice security guard was mean and grumpy. I had such high expectations and they do a good job building suspense, but once you go in it's all downhill from there. There are just advice. These are just advice.

I have noticed owner is on defense instead of taking advice for improvement. They have lots of potential, but hard headed to take advice instead of taking advice for improvement. They have lots of potential but hard-headed to take advice instead of a tax cus instead a tax customer and calls Karen. All right Karen. Calls me Karen. Son of a bitch. Too much time and money for attraction. I've been to loads all over the country. It is what it is. Yeah that's what I was just gonna say all over the country, it is what it is. Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say, all over the country. All over. Covered in loads, I don't like that. Okay, the response from the owner here.

The bus is part of the tour. 30 minutes, our shortest version of the tours are still unmatched. We have the longest tours of any haunt. Max length has been roughly 45 minutes a one-star review is to reflect a poor business Practicing poor business ethics not an opinion piece on your length when even at 30 minutes That's more than twice the length of any other haunt in the south Yeah, but yeah Who the fuck would know that and all of the Confederacy? This is the longest haunt

Who would know that? And all of the Confederacy? This is the longest haunt. Who would know that? Jesus Christ. The longest haunt in the slave states. Jesus Christ. Nice try, but I won't even justify the rest of your inaccurate hogwash with addressing it. Good day, hater. Keep feeding the fire.

Truth is, you probably are affiliated with a lesser haunt. Oh yeah, they come out of the woodwork. There's haunt, haunt wars. Oh. They'll un-Google you. They're gonna un-Google you in a haunt war and then you're fucked. Then you're all fucked out.

Then you're kicked out of the haunts. Covered in loads from all over the country. Getting choked and your pussy grabbed, the whole thing. Hunter's going to beat you up, but it's not great. Tesha One Star has been the worst haunted house I've ever been at. First, they only have six workers for the whole thing. Second, they say real weapons and have a waiver to sign. Not real and the waiver is a journal. Spent most of the time trying to watch Path because it has stumps and potholes everywhere. No props

that jump out at you or anything. Just same six actors. Third, they take you in a group of about 25 people so you do get a lot of the scare. Definitely not worth 25 bucks. They are cheap with the whole process. The only thing they do is talk up the scare at the beginning so you think, but lack anything to back it. Didn't get scared once and I scare pretty easily. Will never go there again.

My whole party did nothing but complain about how bad it was I don't recommend it to anyone spend your money at a real haunted house, you know a real one That would be free probably Well, I mean, that's usually a 200 year old hotel. That's yeah. Yeah, it's the fister in Milwaukee. Yeah Have you been to a haunted house before have you done it? Is that something you've experienced? Yeah, I think so when I was a teenager I'm not into that shit. I don't care. I did it exactly once buddy, and I knew exactly what it was It's well in my opinion It did one of those in in Western Phoenix that are that fear farm shit

And yeah, there was like a dude that had a great costume at the front door that slaps on like a metal corrugated steel thing and screams fresh meat then opens the door and pushes you in. And I was like, I was, I was more scared by the fact that he touched me. Yeah, get off me. What's going on? Yeah. Cause and then the whole time I'm like, is somebody else going to, if somebody touches me, we're going to have a problem.

And I was just mad. I was just mad walking through each room like, don't fuck, you can't touch, I can't touch you, you can't touch me. If I can't punch you, if I can't- Then you can't touch me, yeah. If I can't clothesline you. Right. If I can't push you away, yeah. That's not okay. You can't just run around touching people. Grabbing fucking strangers and shit.

Right. Screaming at them. Yeah. Running through a room, dragging a chainsaw with you that's running. I can't see it and see if there's a fucking blade on it I have a thing where I'm just like I don't need people. I'm just like it's like someone jump out and I'm like It's a it's cool, bro. Like that's what I'll tell like don't sweat the next guy. Yeah, like it's a it's cool, bro Yeah, like that's what I'm like like I understand that you're an actor It's fine like just I'm not here for that. We're cool. Yeah, it's alright man. Don't sweat it I'm here cuz these dickheads wanted me to come with them.

I got some chick wanted, you know, trying to bang this fucking broad over here. You want to help me out a little bit? And they pull a good fellas here. I'm trying to bang this fucking broad. Just don't touch the tits, would you? Yeah, come on. All right, this guy responds. Not six actors, but that's okay if you can't count

I'll let I'll let that go. No, you won't you just insulted them. That's not letting it go You are in the woods. So yes, there are uneven areas and roots. It's not Walmart Potholes are in parking lots and streets lol not in the woods Clearly Karen you sound like a typical hater is all hard to take you serious after your review. Dismissed. Dismissed. Chelsea one star. We decided to go here because I had some friends in town for the night and this was the only place open. Okay well that says a lot. Nothing else is open. We go to a haunted house, that's all the children got. McDonald's is closed, everything's closed today. We saw the trailer and I think it set our expectations too high. The actors were breaking character a lot.

The guys with the chainsaw kept going up to the ticket booth and talking with other staff members. I'm going to scare some people after, do you want to fuck? You got to smoke, man. I'm out. Not to mention how long the line was. We got there at about nine and the line was short So I figured we'd be in soon, but we waited for over an hour Figured it maybe it was just a long tour, but it only took about 20 minutes to get through

Oh boy, don't tell him that our owner's gonna be pissed here our tour guide barely said anything to us We had a grumpy security guard who yelled at half the group for talking quietly They have some weird bus attraction? Question mark? Where you all come in single file and sit down and some of the actors quietly follow you in and one guy starts his chainsaw. I guess you're expected to run out? It was more awkward than scary with him just stinking up the bus with that chainsaw. Yeah, now you've got exhaust fumes in there. You're running because you can't breathe.

Oh, Jesus. The mud was- There's two-stroke in here. Yeah, the mud was pretty bad. That's the woods. Can't really help that. I understand that it's hard to control, but considering how many comments mention it,

maybe it'd be worth it to have some of the attraction indoors. Well, now you're talking about a whole other thing. You're building a building now. Ultimately, I left without being scared. $20 is a lot to charge to come in. I left feeling I had wasted my time and money. You think this is going to get, you think this is going to go under the radar? You think our guys are going to go well? Oh no, it's not. First of all, the owner starts out. I'm not going to call the county and get fucking permits for building. I'm going

to build you a barn now There aren't multiple guys with chainsaws going up to any ticket booth and speaking to multiple staff members as there are only one person in The ticket booth and there was only one person with a chainsaw and I know this because it was me. Oh And I am the owner And it is not uncommon as the owner to check with the ticket booth And it is not uncommon as the owner to check with the ticket booth personnel the fact that you think it is a bad business speaks volumes about how wise you are when it comes to the business. Actually, you should hire a guy with a chainsaw so he doesn't have to interact with the fucking

ticket booth guys. Yeah. What you said is the business. Yeah, you're correct. The guy who's supposed to be scaring you was just an out of character asking about what is the fucking walk-in numbers tonight, which does not scary. What's the take tonight? I gotta pay the mortgage.

You're cheap and you didn't hire another actor. You did it yourself, you fucking dickhead. Secondly, breaking character. Even when I go to the ticket booth, I wait until no one's around or can hear if I'm saying anything to the ticket salesperson, but I'm checking to see if they are okay, need anything and what they need, or if they need anything, and what the numbers are like at that time.

But rest assured, while doing this, I stay in character. He gets a chainsaw and he goes, what are the numbers tonight? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Can I get you a powerade? Maybe a red bull? Oh my god that's fucking funny. Most people come up to take a photo with me whenever I'm in specific characters or in particular. You come off as someone who's being very very desperate to find something to complain about.

You're never going to be happy with anything you do whether it's to a movie or a haunted house or a store because you're always looking for something to morph into Karen over. Real hater. Here we go. Adriana, one star, was having a good time. The owner ruined it. And then update in response to the owner. you must have the wrong customer as the owner was threatening kids.

The owner was the one trying to hit on 16 and 17 year old females. What? Oh yeah. Response from the owner. Okay. No, a cast member is who you got mad at and he's 15. So yes, I took up for the minor who you guys threatened then as you were leaving the racial epithets started flowing started

started following by threats to me and security you ruined your evening because you couldn't have fun without threatening a kid and blaming racism when I came to the defense of my underage actor now you're getting to leave a one-star review because you couldn't attack a teen at my haunt. You're trash. Three pieces of shit. Wow.

That is a mother fucker. You've only got 4500 people in your town, man. You can't be abrasive to the people that review your business. That's what I mean. This is fucking nuts. Okay, Tiffany. Yeah. One star. Me, my my wife and a friend of ours

Went here. We have never been to a haunted house where they stuff you in boxes and cages and drag you down trails Okay, you have to sign a liability saying that they can touch you but you can't touch them This place is a ripoff. I wanted to touch some people is what they do You jerk me off I can't touch you? Come on, this is bullshit. I came here to b- Came here to diddle some fucking- I came here to lick back.

That's what I'm doing. We paid $60. $60, right. And before we ever made it into the entrance to watch the video, I turned away when I was informed by security what all happens. They refused to give us our money back when we did not even enter. We paid and walked three feet near the entrance and they still kept $60. This place sucks and the owner was rude and disrespectful to a woman.

News just found. The owner is charged with sexual battery as well. Oh battery. We'll get into this. just found. The owner is charged with sexual battery as well. And to respond to your comment, the point of my post was that you refused to give us our money back knowing that I was terrified of being out in a cage or dragged down a trail. God told me to get in my car and drive. For fuck's sake, I was afraid someone would snatch me up. The owner also claimed, this is my property, I can do whatever I want to people.

That tells you right there that he can pretty much torture you. I don't think he's going to torture you probably. And expects you not to hit him. Luckily, I was able to get my wife in the car before she throat punched him for being so rude. That's very Christ-like. One thing Christ talked about a lot was throat punching. He said, listen, turn the other cheek. All

that butt. If shit persists, punch a motherfucker in the throat. That's what he said. Not in the mouth. Aim for that Adam's apple. He said, punch an N-word in the throat, I believe is his exact quote, with an A, of course. I think that was his, right? That's in the Bible I believe is his exact quote with an A of course. I think that's what that was his right that's in the Bible I think. Is this lady is a woman and her wife? I think this is a man and her and her and his wife. His wife was gonna be doing the punch. For real. Here we go. Response from the owner. You must be the one that pulled off after letting a drunk wife come in because the only place that decided not to go in was that party and she left a review. But to keep in mind, you guys didn't go through so who said anything about putting you in

boxes and cages? LOL. Wow. We do not put people in anything. And of course, even though we touch, we tell customers that they cannot touch the actors Of course, we say that period. I mean do I have a mental problem? Okay Fuck are you talking about? We are the ones that's trying to entertain you

So if we touch because you're going through a haunted attraction, it's all part of the show but how would it be part of the show for you to touch actors that have a mask on and you cannot tell how old or how young they are and you are not the one putting on a production? No. I can tell you are the lady that got her open container pulled from her as soon as she got to the property and was drunk and the vehicle pulled off and then eventually came back to get her, but the person she was talking to on the phone sounded like that was her husband so you were so you were even here you were the one on the phone see all the customers thousands of our customers that read your review are going to know how full of BS you are because they've actually been here and

they can tell you they can they can tell you that they've never that you have never been here because you don't we don't put anybody in boxes and cages and I'm trying not to laugh literally while writing this get a life instead of writing fake reviews. That's all one sentence with no punctuation. LMAO, she was drunk and got out of a vehicle with her daughter while she was drinking out of an open container in the car and of course security told her, told or you've got to throw that away and that is what got her pistol off from the start. Mississippi would love to know what boxes and cages you're talking

about. I think she, they put it now. That's just an eye. Nevermind. They fucked up and I'm trying to translate here. We put, um, wow. I mean, do you try this hard to be an idiot? Do you try this hard to be? Is it really to be it really is it take effort for you or it just comes natural I mean an adult as an adult What makes you leave fake reviews at businesses that you never went to? Because the only people that decided to go in after buying their tickets was in fact at the end of the night when the drunk Lady and her daughter and whoever was out in the car. So that must have been You who never got out who never even actually parked their car. So you

didn't even come in here and you got out of your car and you let and you yet you leave a fake review and your review reveals that you have no idea what you're talking about. You even created an account just to leave a fake review. So for the record, let's do the right thing next time. And when you guys pull up with an open container, we'd just like to let Jones County take care of you guys. Okay. Oh, my own Jesus Christ. He blames them for drinking on the premises. While driving, obviously.

And that's why they had a bad time because they were drunk. They were. yeah, you were Yeah, what do you want from me? You fucking lunatic? Okay, Jesus Christ. This is this guy is a mess here. Okay Entry cover. Oh wait this way. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we'll do this one one star Calvin entry cover was was way higher than it was worth I paid $20 to wait two actors two hours and they only had four actors most of the tour. No one scared you It was a complete waste of time

One of my friends lost their ticket before we went inside and our tour guide told him he couldn't come through after he paid $20 they will rob you if you let them This guy what did you force them to yeah, you're taking away you dipshit. That's. What if you force them to? Yeah. You're taking away your dipshit. Yeah, sorry. The movies are the same way. Yeah. The response from owner.

You know I never like responding to these. You don't? I don't. I think you love it. I think this is your jam right here. I feel like you went into business just to respond to Google reviews really. Responding to these because I'll know that it makes me look like a jerk but then went on I responded these when I know it's a lie. We had a huge cast tonight until there were some issues toward the end of the

night and that we even explained to the remaining two groups of customers which one raved about how good it was and when I say one I mean one of the two groups and In some of the people of the second group, which everyone said they liked it and said, thank you But then will to leave and say we had only four actors Which is a lie and then express things in your review that you didn't want to say to any of us Why you while you were here is always suspect to me? Yeah A lot of people here a lot of people don't do that shit. But whenever you say something about a number of actors,

it makes me think you either weren't here or weren't paying attention or you are on something. Or maybe you're paying people to do shit and they're not doing it. Wow, yeah, maybe you hired lazy teenagers from Mississippi and they didn't give a shit. Anytime you'd like to meet the entire cast, I'd be happy to introduce you because there's at no point in time this season or tonight have we only had four actors.

After I sent some of our actors home tonight, I still had more than four actors. So I'm really confused at what you think you saw or outright peeved at anyone who would leave a review to tell a lie. But I guess that makes someone feel important when they can be a little bit, when they can be a little, when they can, he's trying to say belittle, I guess, makes someone feel important when they can be a little bit when they can be a little When they can I guess trying to say be little I guess a business by leaving a false review I guess it's good thing that it's not a crime to lie in a review It's a good thing holy shit This is what did he do James? I'm riveted. Oh, we still have a few more minutes

Oh, you're more minutes. This minutes here. Oh boy, okay. A few more minutes. There's one where he just goes off on someone, but it's just about a pizza place and it's crazy. He's like, what if I owned a pizza place? Would I be saying this? He turns into the food? Yeah, he turns it into... yeah, it's wild. Okay, Anna, one star. The mud absolutely ruined it for everyone.

They should post at the top of their Facebook page that everyone needs to wear mud boots and clothes you can ruin. The entire tour is a blacked out mud river. You will get money. Our tour guide, the cheerleader, was amazing. However, why is it necessary for a grown man to grab a woman's face so aggressively? Probably not.

What do they do that for? I get that it's a haunted attraction, etc. but a man handling someone's face like that is not it. Not scary, just messy and irritating. I really had high hopes for this. Oh well. Response from the owner. You left a one-star review for a haunted attraction because an outdoor event in the woods was

muddy after a week of torrential downpour the week before. So where do you think the water goes when it rains for five to seven days? You knew it was in the woods where adequate footwear is not our fault. A review of haunted attractions should have more to do with the acting, the wardrobe, the costumes, the lighting, the sound and how scary it was, not that it was muddy, especially when it's an outdoor haunt in the woods and we had a week of pouring rain just a week before. If I need to tell, if I need, if you need told that would be muddy, then you might deserve a one,

then you might deserve a one star review, not us. You didn't know, you had no idea that water and dirt makes mud, you idiot. Not us, you motherfucker. All? You had no idea that water and dirt makes mud? You idiot. Not us, you motherfucker. Alright, here. Ryan, one star. I give it one star and I haven't even visited it yet. Well, you can't do that. Here, our guy is going to lose it. And probably won't now that I've read all the reviews. I didn't like that the owner of the business got on here and bashed everyone who had a bad review. If someone takes the time to leave a review, then use it to make things better and not to sound like they're always in the wrong. I'll be going somewhere

else tonight instead of the path. Oh, and one more thing. I have a group of 15 to 20 people that would have been with me. So you do the math. You do the math. He's gonna do the math here. Right now now Well, it says everything when you review a place you've never even been to I'm actually on his side now You can't review places over that lol reviews are for people that have actually been to the place that are reviewing and how ignorant Is it to immediately believe any reviews the people who leave negative reviews are people who either broke rules and had to leave Which is perfectly normal, but they leave a false butthurt, or people from other haunts that aren't as good, or have closed, or got cut from here.

Use your head! But seeing you are trigger happy with reviews, I think it's safe to say you're not much different than the purple posting false reviews, so it's best you don't come. We work hard to develop a great relationship with our fans and customers and they know when they read a review like this just how fake and ridiculous it is. I mean I'm dumbfounded at the fact that anyone would leave a one-star review of a business without ever being there yourself. Totally unfair to the business and says a lot about you and the kind of person you are.

Petty and lacking in common sense, I would say. Okay, now, where are we here? I'm trying to decide we should probably get to what he did. If you'd like to do that. Yeah, it's key. It's very important. We're not going to abandon this. We're going to finish this next week.

We have to, because this is fucking insane. There's no way we can just go, okay, that's enough of that when there's more. Like we can't. So we're going to do this and let's find out and then we'll do a couple dog reviews because that's fucking fun. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. Look at all this stuff. He called somebody a douchebag. This is great. I love the douchebag is better than dickhead. By the way, I love when his responses are five times as fucking as long as the review themselves. Those are fucking great. There's another one where it's an ex-employee and he's getting personal.

We definitely have to go. It won't be Halloween, but it won't fucking matter because these are hysterical. Holy shit. Jesus Christ. This is so much. Oh, there's so many good ones coming up here, but all right, we'll get to this. Here we go. This is from December 6, 2019, and the title is Psychopath Sex Trial. Hell yeah.

Psychopath in quotes because that's where it's from. Holy shit. Curtis Lowry is the name of the owner, by the way. Oh. And it says, there were hugs and tears on both sides of the courtroom Thursday when the founder of a popular Halloween haunt was found not guilty of sexual battery. Curtis Lowry embraced defense attorney Janine Pacific while his 14 year old accuser sobbed in the arms of her mother and investigator Captain Tanya Madison of the Jones County

Sheriff Department. The jury made up of six white women, three black men, and three white men deliberated for an hour and a half before returning a verdict that said not guilty due to lack of evidence. Pacific emphasized the lack of evidence in her closing argument. All you have is his accuser on the witness stand nine or ten years after the fact after a limited investigation. They said he was being charged sexual battery after an allegation that he forced his former stepdaughter to perform oral sex on him at some time between 2009 and 2014.

Oh my god. Yeah. His lawyer said, you know your world will never be the same. That's the scenario and it can happen to any of you. She's not talking about the girl. She's talking about him. Yeah. I get emotional because I have two sons and two grandsons and something like this can wreck your life. Curtis Lowry is putting his life in your hands said to

the jury. The prosecutor said this isn't about you. This is about that little girl sitting by her mom who had her innocence stolen by a man she called dad. This place. This man placed his penis in her mouth and said he would kill her and her mom if she told anyone. Keep your mind on the real issue. What's the real issue? That is the real issue. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. That's the issue. Lowry is the owner of the Psychopath that is open every

October outside his home on Buffalo Hill Road in Ellisville, he advertises it as the scariest haunt in the country. Both attorneys have used the word nightmare to describe the ordeal the people they represent have been going through since last summer. After her closing, the prosecutor said this nightmare started for the accuser when she was six or seven year old girl with the only person she's ever known as dad. The accuser's mother Brandi Hales is on her fifth marriage. Lowry was her third husband and they were married in 2009, separated in 2014, divorced in 2015.

Lowry took to the witness stand the first time in her career Pacifica's had a client do that she said. Wow, you've got a lot of fucking nobody has ever testified And he endured a tough exam cross-examination Asked why his accuser would make up a story like that about him four years after he was out of her life Lowry said she's the daughter of a mother who's been in and out of relationships and blames others for her problems She's seen the example in front of her her mother's a whore and so is she is what she said Wow Lowry said he was being singled out over the other ex-husbands because he was in her life the longest from

the time she was three till the time she was eight. He said, I would never do this, never in a million years. The teenage accuser is being treated for psychological problems that were quote triggered after she saw Lowry at a skating rink in Petal, and we've done an episode that in January 2018, she testified she began cutting herself in April, spent nine days in a mental health facility in Rankin County and was put on Prozac. She had an emotional outburst when she learned her mother's latest boyfriend had proposed to her last year. The defense attorney said Lowry, asked Lowry if he believed that he was the scapegoat for

this child's emotional health and he said yes. Earlier, Hales, I guess the mom, testified as an adverse witness for the defense that Lowry was very abusive and controlling. She said he didn't want her to work outside the home and that he had taken away her car, her phone, and cut off her contact with her family. Hales and her daughter and son lived in Lowry's home with his mother and daughter. I attempted to leave several times. The defense attorney asked why she didn't go to a neighbor or get in the middle of the

road and start walking to get help if she believed her children were in danger. The answer? He said he would kill my children while I watched, then kill me, then kill himself with a weighted chainsaw because he wasn't quote, wasn't going back to jail. Weighted chainsaw. Okay. The defense attorney said her client hasn't been to jail. Hales then gave a detailed description of several incidents in other states, including

Colorado that caused him to have quote, several stints in jail as a matter of fact. Martin later produced a document showing that Lowry had been arrested for domestic violence in 2015 after Hales had been filed for divorce. Lowry said my attorney at the time said that if I wanted to move on, I should just pay the $300 fine. His exact words were, you have a female judge, take the plea. Medical records and Department of Human Services reports from two previous custody battles Hales was involved in with fathers of her two children were also used during the trial.

One report from 2012 said that the young boy appeared to be coached on what to say. The defense attorney asked Hales if she had coached coached on what to say. The defense attorney asked hells if she had coached her daughter on what to say about Lowry. She said, we don't talk about it. I was encouraged not to talk with her about it and she didn't want to. She said she was afraid that if I knew everything I would look at her differently. She was afraid that I wasn't going to love her anymore. The defense attorney said, didn't she feel that way any, didn't she feel that way anyway, like you were choosing the men over her? And she said, no, my children are my world. She goes on to say, I didn't want another sexually abusive stepfather. I was very unhappy about it. This is the daughter

here. When she first took the stand and Martin asked where she lived, the girl said, I don't feel comfortable giving that information because if Lowry does not go to jail, I don't want him knowing where I live. She told the jurors that Lowry, quote, forced me to suck his penis just outside their home where the psychopath trail begins. Oh, no fucking way. When she was six or seven years old.

Eek. She said her mother was in the shower and her brother was watching TV when Lowry called me outside to help him. When she got there, he quote, unbuttoned his pants and made me get down on my knees. She described how she felt after it was over. I knew it was not something I should be doing. He told me not to tell my mom. He's a monster. She went on to testify that Lowry said he would hurt her mother and she would have to live with him if he him if she told

anyone. The girl testified she never met her biological father and testified that she considered Lowry her dad before that. Yeah, that's how the court systems work. They oftentimes remove the baby from the innocent mother and award them to a pedophile. No, fucking shit. She goes, oh my God. Yeah, that's how it works. Yeah. Wow. She said that when asked if there were other incidents of sexual abuse, the girl said,

I'd like to focus on one, but there were many. Golly. Yeah. The accuser was taken for a forensic interview with a child specialist who determined she was telling the truth about what happened to her. She testified that she never spoke with the accuser about the allegations and said we do not make the victim have to tell their story one more time. Holy shit. Yeah, that is very, very interesting. I would say. So, yeah, so now we've done that. Let's for two minutes do

something a little bit lighter. Because that was heavy. He was acquitted based on- He was acquitted based on lack of evidence. Oh my god. He said she said. So let's talk about the Ruby's Puppy Latte Pet Costume. What is this? It's a little dog that's dressed up like a latte. Oh for fuck's sake. It's a little- It's a little costume, it's got straw coming

out of his head. It's actually Starbarks is what it is. Yeah, Starbarks. It's a little costume, it's got a straw coming out of his head. It's actually Starbucks is what it is. Yeah, Starbucks. It's a little latte for your dog. Don't you feel better now, Jimmy, after seeing that? It's only $9.99. What child abuse? This is great.

You can get iced coffee, puppy latte, pet costume. Dog will have a latte fun in this iced dog costume. This is great is great letters makes this nine bucks if that says Starbucks that things $40 absolutely five stars awesome product my dog loves puppuccinos and I wanted to have her be one for Halloween don't you feel completely wash now no better she's never seen a pop have a puppuccino it's amazing I love that shit the whipped cream the Dunkin Donuts ones crazy Vaughn puts his whole mouth in it. Yeah on his mouth like a hat Frankie too

We get Frankie an ice cream cone. She eats it in one bite. You put in her mouth It's just gone. It's like a fucking like a pelican So they go on she's about 22 pounds, but is typically between medium and extra large because of her build. We got the large and it was a little long, it was a little long, tiny bit past her tail, but the stretch was perfect and fit under her belly

perfectly, we love it. So cute. That's great, tons of pictures of little cute dogs. This one is fucking amazing, I'm gonna read a couple here. Horrible of pictures of little cute dogs. This one is fucking amazing. I'm going to read a couple here. Horrible. One Star. I ordered this in a small size and it came in an XL and it did not fit my dog.

I was disappointed and it also came two days late. It also said Starbarks Doggy instead of Puppy Latte. I do not recommend this product. Okay. It showed up November 2nd and fucked my whole thing. One Star. Misleading. Costume, logo and straw was purple, not green.

Who cares? Very disappointed because now the costume won't match nor will the new one arrive into it. Who fucking cares? Put the fucking thing on your dog. Lot of people care. One Star. Very very dishonest with like eight exclamation points. Really?

Do not buy. Received a purple themed one when it was advertised as green in the previous pictures. Way to ruin Halloween! All capital letters. Way to ruin Halloween, you piece of shit! It's the worst Halloween ever. That's amazing. And a purple straw, not a green one. Who gives a shit? Alright last one because we're way over our time here.

One star. Awful. Awful. This is going to be my dog's first Halloween. Oh no! It's going to ruin it. What happened? I ordered this and went and got myself a costume to match.

I purchased an XL for her. She's a German Shepherd. What I got literally looks like a small size She wouldn't even be able to get her legs through it now. She has no costume. Oh, she'll be so disappointed She's gonna feel so bad when all the other dogs are dressed up, and she's not yeah good news She doesn't know what the fuck Halloween Doesn't fucking Karen would rather not have a fucking straw on her head It sounds like you order this and they arbitrarily just throw us random ass size in the back

and they hope it fits them. And straw color. And I have a costume for nothing. Extremely extremely disappointed. I would not recommend this product to anyone. What a waste of money. Now it's too late to find a replacement. So much for dressing her up for her first Halloween

I'm running around dressed like a cup of hot chocolate for nothing for nothing That is your stupid opinions we had to wash our hands a child being forced to suck a penis so we got Allegedly well allegedly now We are going to definitely finish up with the haunted haunted house next week and I would like to say to Curtis since we're making fun of him a lot if you would like to try to come at us in any way good luck because we will fucking roast you till the end of time stay in your fucking lane take your lumps for two weeks and go back to

your fucking haunted house as all don't come after guys. Keep your hands off of kids. Don't call us Karens when you're alone. Oh, I will level you. The allegations sir. I will make it my life story, my life's work. The implications are so bad. It's the implication. You don't want to give us a this. Our life's work to have people mock you for all day every day dude, don't even bother.

Trust us. Nobody will ever come to your house no you have five actors we have an army of very funny people that are gonna come for you so don't fucking bother chief all right thank you so much everybody happy Halloween enjoy everybody yeah don't be safe thank you Follow your stupid opinions on the Wondery app, Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to every episode of Your Stupid Opinions ad free by joining Wondery Plus and to the world.