Your Stupid Opinions - Harley Shopping Blues, Historic Music Dump, Opening Up To New Ideas

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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opinions. No. this and we have to say right up front as we always do, these aren't our opinions. They're, if we have a review, we'll give it to you. But these are just other people's opinions because most of the time the review is way more about the reviewer than the actual thing they're reviewing. And that's what we're talking about here. If you like this show, definitely check out our other shows, Small Town Murder and Crime and Sports. That said, let's dive right into this episode here.

Because we left off last time at Delta's Soul Food Joint there in New Jersey. So expensive. So expensive and apparently is like a very well-known and well-respected place, but there's some people who are not happy about it and that's where we are. Is in the midst of the one stars. Here we are. Let's start out with Art with a one star. And if you listen to the end of last week's episode to get the whole flow through

if you want, Art says one star, horrible service. Just terrible. He said, hostess told us we had 90 minutes to eat. Have you heard this before? 90 minutes or it's free? Is it one of those? No, no, no. 90 minutes or you pay twice? You're going to have it in 90 minutes. You eat it in 90 minutes then get the fuck out because we got other tables here. We got another reservation coming.

Never heard of it. I never heard of that either. I know as a waiter, you try to muscle people out of the table. Okay, everybody's trying to give them a check. All right, everybody good? Okay, everybody's trying to give them a check. All right, everybody good, okay, everybody drive safe tonight. But outside of that, you really have no recourse of get the fuck out, you've been here an hour and a half.

That's a really weird thing to have here. And as a server, you're chancing your tip if you try to get them out too fast. Yeah, they're like, I felt rushed. I just paid all that money and I feel rushed. I'm not gonna pay extra. The bill was $200. I'll be here as long as the fuck I want.

I can sit here forever for $200. In a movie theater, I can sit there for two hours, and it's like 11 bucks, what are you talking about? And I don't even get food. This is 200. And I'm not tipping a soul. No, he said it almost, it took, we had 90 minutes to eat, but it took almost, almost several hours to get our food.

I don't know what almost several hours means. Not quite several hours. The staff looked like they did not want to be bothered and the hostess must be fired for unprofessional canceling a reservation without calling us. Oh, I guess they said, you don't have a reservation so you gotta get out in 90 minutes. We did better off at Burger King. You did better off. I guess but in the past I hope they didn't go from an

expensive meal to the Burger King because that would really be sad a sad night. Here's Lois with one star just came back from Delta's we sat at the bar was charged $29.20 gratuity and service charge and a service charge of $29.99 for what? Unacceptable. Can't believe this. Be careful. Look at your bill before paying them.

Con artist. Don't get got. Don't get got. Then she said, I'm far from done. I'm the wrong one to do wrong. She's going to come back and fuck this place up. I'm not the one. Which I don't know how you wouldn't notice an extra $60, but I'm looking at the bill.

Two dumplings, $22. Four Henny's, four Hennessys, $48. One catfish, $24. Potato salad, $28. Or oxtail potato salad, $28. Another Henfish 24, potato salad 28, or oxtail potato salad 28, another Henny double $24, 20% gratuity, then a $29.20 service charge. So it is true. They charged for $29 and they charged for 20% gratuity and then a service, I don't

know what the service charge was for. It's an extra $60 though. I'd love to know. I would love to know. And it doesn't seem like, that's not like a large group. I only see one, two entrees there. So yeah. What's the percentage of that 60, what is that, fucking 30, 40%?

Well 20% of the bill, the subtotal is $146 and 20% of that is $29.20 it says on here and then they added another $29.20 I guess just another tip, another 20% on service charge. That seems a bit crazy. Next up is Kena, one star. I wish I could leave no stars. Zero stars. If I could leave no stars. Zero stars. If I could. Ah, Delta's manager literally called the police on paying patrons due to their 90-minute rule

which is not posted anywhere. They have this rule. They're not kidding. No, they're not fucking around. So apparently if you sit down, they don't tell you it's 90 minutes, but if you're not out 90 minutes, the cops will remove you from your table You are loitering at that point Wow made a reservation For Delta's at 6 p.m. Plan to sit eat and enjoy the band that was performing that night seems like a reasonable

Yeah, you know expectation of the night. I arrived and the rest of my party was already seated at the bar So you're the late one perfect? That's so right away. We're dealing're the late one. Perfect. So right away we're dealing with the late one in the party right here. Let's see, we were told by the hostess we could either remain sitting at the bar or move to a table. We decided to move to our reserved table. Make sense. Around 8.30 p.m. we were notified by a waitress slash bartender if we continued to, we could remain at the table. Oh.

So buy more shit or leave. Quit your farting around and talking. Yeah, if you stop buying, you instantly become a loiterer. Then you're a loiterer, in their opinion. Now, in my opinion, it's spending a few hundred dollars and titles me to bullshit with my friends at the table afterwards.

I've run up a $300 bar tab before, and they will let me stay there until the motherfucking lights come on. Oh yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, remember we all went to Minneapolis and we were like, let's splurge tonight. We bought like steak. Let's have some fun. We had like multiple bottles of wine.

We could have sat there all night. Strange ladies were feeding us cheesecake. That's literally, they're like, no, come over here. One lady grabbed my face and shoved a fucking, shoved a cheesecake bite in my mouth. Eat this. And it was delicious. Off of her fork. That's the experience you expect. All three of us, by the way, it wasn't just me, me, Sarah, you, it wasn't like, it wasn't

a flirty thing. It was just Minnesota friendly going, come here, eat my cheesecake. That was as nice as possible. We couldn't even get out of the restaurant without trying other people's desserts. So yeah, that's what I expect though. Around 9pm the manager came over and told us that reservations are only 90 minutes. We replied that we were not provided that information at the beginning of the night and just placed multiple orders to remain at the table. Literally still had food and drinks on the table at that point. So it wasn't like everything was cleaned

up and they already paid their bill and they're just bullshitting. The night's still going, the party's still happening. Yeah, we're still buying shit. She came back and told us she could wrap the food, but we needed to leave the table or she would call the police. I'm still, is someone else gonna sit down

and order different food than I'm ordering, then why can't I sit here and order food? This is so strange. Or I'll call the cops. I'll call the cops. The cops really seem like they shouldn't be involved in this. There were other tables that arrived around the same time but was not asked to leave their tables.

Just a note that we have followed this particular band at various other establishments slash restaurants for years and have never been asked to leave our table while enjoying the entertainment. That's unbelievable. That's so wild. All in all, we paid our bill and the police arrived. There's no signage posting of the 90-minute rule in the restaurant and it was not mentioned upon being sat at our table and is not on the open table reservation site. The police agreed, but at this point, our night was already ruined.

Once there's police in the restaurant, once you're explaining your side of the story to the cops, the night's fucked at that point. That's not what you expected to do. If the boys in blue have anything, any presence in your dinners, dinner's over. Shit night. As we were standing there talking with police, the manager came over, removed our food drinks, took the tablecloth off the table while we sat there. They stripped the table. They're vacuuming under it and shit

Can you lift your feet please? Hey, I'm trying to talk to this cop and you shut the vacuum off for one second Really upset that while we were enjoying our night dancing and singing with the band ordered and chatting with friends That's that's a night out that you want to do We're gonna go out, we're gonna eat and drink and watch this band and bullshit and long week is over, let's chill and they're like nope, we're gonna call the cops. We need to leave.

Wow and was basically told to get out and having the police called. I've never been treated so horribly and have police called because I was doing what you're supposed to do in a restaurant, sit and eat. Overall, the restaurant is not concerned about their customers' enjoyment just to get you in and out to make more money. Hard to argue with that. REE gives it one star. The food is not the same anymore. No, that's a shame.

Anymore. Anymore. Potato salad needs more than just mayo. Yeah, you can't just put mayo and potatoes. That's not, that does not make potatoes. No, that's a mayonnaise and potato dish. It's a different dish. That's potatoes and mayonnaise, that's what that is. Called mayo potatoes, it's a much different dish. Smothered pork chops was overcooked,

overcooked actually, which is much worse. They came and they actually stole my wallet at the pork chops. Supercooked, they were in the schemat.. It was rough man. We were all scared. They didn't call the cops on that though. No. Beef short ribs bourbon, well it's got the same gravy as the pork chops, nasty, should got the barbecue. Should have got the barbecue? I don't know. Mac and cheese was dry. Then it goes on to say mac and cheese and crab egg rolls.

Imitation crab meat was used instead of real crab meat for that price. Fried chicken needs some seasoning. Gumbo was okay and the best thing was the fried okra. We would only go back for drinks. Need to work on the taste of the food. Oh boy. Yeah, that's I guess so. Here we go. One star. Oh boy, yeah, that's I guess so. Here we go.

One star, again, Tev. I've always received great service and great food from Deltas the past 10 years. However, on my last visit, I spoke with a very rude, sarcastic, and classless individual. Oh, and classless. No class, I'll tell ya. Named Gabby.

I love when they're giving names. I love when we're giving receipts at, that's the best. Who gave abysmal at best and disrespectful customer service. I think she's one of the new hires and she grossly misrepresents Delta's culture of providing great customer service. He should have said in under 90 minutes though, that's very important. As a result I'm very disappointed. Holy shit. This person's only spent 72 minutes there at most. At most, yeah. That's going to be a tough time when he decides to have a couple of drinks one day.

Yeah, have one more Henny and see how long you last. See how long that goes. Edward, one star, food wasn't great, customer service was horrible, finished meal early, it took waitress 35 minutes to receive check. When asked what took so long to receive check she said, she said it was nice outside and she was taking a break. You do that when you don't have tables, not when your tables are waiting for shit. You've only been here for 48 minutes so I was having the time of my life.

You got another 42 left it's fine. You can wait. He said you can't make this stuff up. Waitress pouring out negative energy. Pouring out, it's coming out of her fucking, out of her pour, out of her pour. Oozing, there you go, I like that. Oozing, dripping. Weeping negative energy.

That's disgusting. Lucille One Star, the waitress provided the worst service. She had the worst attitude, Monica or Monique. those don't know maybe it was Gabby it could have been Gabby when we explained how we were disappointed in the service her response was quote my bad at least you didn't argue with you what do you want from her you're right what do you want her to do pick up a samurai sword and drive it through her fucking torso like what's the who cares? She didn't she didn't disagree with you. Yeah, my bad on the chin. Yeah, you're right

You're right, and then the the response is really three exclamation points. Actually, it's Delta's bad for hiring you This motherfucker dropped the mic when he was done with that like yeah, I told them now Enter it's their bad for Christ. There are some fucking long ones in here. This one is just great I'm gonna just breeze through a one star from Ronnie As to be seated on the lower floor due to the fact that my mom is on oxygen and can't do stairs So we have an old lady with an oxygen tank. I was told the booth area was reserved for large parties. Tough shit. Get to hiking. Yup.

Shouldn't have brought your fucking emphysema in. The thing is here, you gotta be healthy for deltas. That's the way it works. Healthy. That way you can get out in 90 minutes. Otherwise you're going to be here longer. We can't have that. Upstairs, Iron Wong. Let's go. Let's go, limpy. Up the fucking stairs. My mom took her time getting up the stairs. We were seated near the stairs and was able to see all the traffic going up and down the stairs. It was horrible seeing the elderly struggle with oxygen tanks, canes

and walkers, holding onto a rail on one side while holding someone's hand or arm on the other side, each one stopping to break from struggling to going up the stairs. Do they only seat the infirmed on the upper floors? Is this the infirmed fucking seating up here? What's happening? We like to keep the elderly. We don't want anybody looking in the window and seeing old, you know what I mean? No one wants to come in that. We store you up in the top there. Street levels for the hot people.

And instead, on my way down to the bathroom downstairs, I noticed nothing but young people sitting in the boots. That's fucking amazing. Unsightly in the back upstairs. Shit. Said, you need a ramp and also need to take out the boots and put round and square tables instead. No, leave the boots, just also have tables.

Because I love a booth. Right. And also, ADA matters. Yeah. I don't get to never sit in a booth because some people can't sit in a booth ever. Just have shit for them too. But I also like booths. Booths are fun and they feel old school and I like them.

Yeah. They're comfortable. And also, you have to have like an elevator or something for people that can't fucking manage stairs, man. Or say we have seating for you on the first floor. You can't go, well, it's up that way. So let us know when you're up there. I know it's going to take a while considering you can't breathe or walk, but you know, try not to fall down our stairs too, because we really, we will call the police. Honestly, we can't have that in our establishment. And they also-

Hold on, she's bleeding everywhere, it's gross. I don't know, some lady fucking, come get her. She's been here well, 93 minutes so- She's breathing happy. Let's go. And it says also the fact that you charge 20% gratuities for a party of two is robbery. They charge gratuities no matter what. No matter what.

I will never eat there again. Very disappointed. I don't know if maybe that's because people don't tip well at this restaurant or whatever the fuck it is, but I don't know. Which sounds like a stereotype very best. It's pretty, yeah. If you're serving soul food, you can't do that.

That feels very insulting. That feels really fucking, yeah, okay. We've heard. We've heard things. So now that we got a belly full of soul food, let's go do what everybody does when they have a belly full of soul food. Let's go buy a Harley. What do you say?

How many times do you think that's ever gone? From the soul food restaurant to the Harley dealership? Doesn't happen quite as often. We've emptied our wallet once tonight. let's do it again. Let's do it again on another subpar product here we go. This is Eagles Nest Harley Davidson it's in Lathrop California or Lathrop whatever the fuck it is. Lathrop? Not sure it's got 4.7 stars and legendary brand of American motorcycles plus apparel and more at some

branches. It's at 13900 South Harlan Road in Lathrop, California. 4.7 stars here on Google. Now, yeah, it says, visit Eagles Nest Harley-Davidson and tour one of the newest and largest dealerships on the West Coast. We have one of the largest inventories of new and pre-owned Harley Davidson motorcycles, allowing us to have everything you're looking for. Our walls are covered in motorcycle parts and accessories to customize your Harley Davidson motorcycle and an entire second floor dedicated to general merchandise department with riding

gear, clothing and gifts. The service department is staffed by factory-trained technicians who promise to get you back riding as fast as possible. Okay. Now these places, by the way, I have had some experiences. My father's, like I've said a million times, big biker guy, right? He only, I don't think he owns a shirt that isn't a Harley shirt. He just has them from everywhere.

I'm not even full, so you might have like a Giants shirt somewhere, New York Giants shirt or something, but otherwise it's black Harley t-shirts. That's what he wears. Okay, they're mostly t-shirts. Oh, they're all t-shirts. Does he have collared shirts too? No, he's not a collared. I don't think I've seen my father in a collared shirt

at like three funerals and that's the only time. My father is not a collared shirt guy. I don't think he's. I don't think anything's touching his neck if it's a long hair day. I don't think he's ever like literally touched a sport coat in his life. Like he's not, he's never, he's a blue collar

as they fucking come. That's just not, he's uncomfortable in anything but a black Harley t-shirt. So whenever we go around the country, he collects Harley shirts from all these different places. So wherever we're in a place that has a conveniently located Harley dealer or Harley store, I run in and grab him a t-shirt

cause he'll never be in Milwaukee or fucking Monterey or wherever we're at so I grab him t-shirts it's always a huge pain in the fucking ass okay it's always a huge pain in the ass yeah every single fucking time the one I'm this is not because of the size no no he's a where's a large that's it real simple they're always there in Monterey this was where went in, with Sarah and the two of us were like, let's buy my dad a t-shirt. Sure. So we see the t-shirts and then under the t-shirts, they're hanging. And then under them are shelves. Okay. With t-shirts folded up on them. Where they're folded. Yeah. So you got the displays up top and the shirt. There it is.

And the displays, they have doors on them. These displays, not the displays they have doors on them these display that the displays where the actual inventory is but the one under this is Completely wide open. Yeah under this these t-shirts. So I'm like, oh, I guess we look just look for a large so we start looking for a large some fucking haggard leather bitch came over and Started fucking freaking out on us that we were like trying to steal. She's like you can't do that. Yeah, we were like no We're just getting a large. She's like you can't us that we were like trying to steal. She's like, you can't do that. Yeah. We were like, no, we're just getting a large. She's like, you can't touch that. We were like, what? We want to buy it though. We didn't understand. We were like, no, no, we want to buy a t-shirt. And she's like, you can't touch that. And she like closes the door, then reopens it and grabs the same t-shirt we had in our fucking hands. And we're like, I thought maybe you had a regulars in here. What are you talking about? It was open.

It's a problem. And she was just a huge attitude like come on to the register. It's her job to serve it? Apparently, yeah, she has to get it out for you even though the door was open and the t-shirts were literally right in front of my fucking face. So yeah, and then she took it up to the register like, oh, you walk with me so you don't steal anything else. And we're like, Right this way. What the fuck, man? Sorry. Okay. Here's Rick with five

stars and I'm sure you've had many experiences because you've rode motorcycles. Oh my God. I buy products from them all the time. I haven't in many years, but I've, it sits in the garage. I haven't ridden it in so long. A lot of assholes in this particular region of the world's hobbies, I would say. It's not the most welcoming group. No, not at all. Oh wow, okay. But if you get in somehow and slide in there,

boy do they love you if you've got the gear. But man, getting the gear ain't easy. No, you have to get someone to get it for you. They got the gear, but man, getting the gear ain't easy. No, you have to get someone to get it for you. Yeah. Dave gives five stars. I would like to leave a great review for a salesman I spoke to earlier today. Jared was extremely helpful.

Sure. I don't know why, but when I'm buying a motorcycle, I don't expect it to be from a guy named Jared. You don't want a Jared? I don't think Jared's. You don't want a motor scooter? No, I want like a like a like a beef skin or somebody like that. Like I want like a weird nickname or yeah

something of that nature. I'm scales. Let's get on a bike. That's a guy I'm looking at and talking to. I'm interested in his opinion on shit. Jared, I don't care what he thinks about motorcycles. Pleasure to meet you, James. I'm Hambone. Let's get you on down the road. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. That's what I want. Yeah. That's what I want.

They call me Knife Hilt. Good to meet you. I want something like that. And he's got it written right on his patch right there. It is Knife Hilt. That's his legal name. It's Knife Hilt. Wow.

It's interesting. So he said, I walked in today saying I was just looking around, I wasn't ready to purchase a bike today, but that I had actually never had the chance to look and sit on a Harley up close and in person. Oh boy. You ever rode a motorcycle? I don't know.

You're called a yuppie. I don't know. Yeah, I was gonna say. Why do you want this? I don't know. I don't know why you'd wanna be a part of this. He was very knowledgeable about all the features of the various models I looked at today

with advice on how to find exactly what I was looking for. Super friendly, super easy to talk to. This sounds like he just wants to fuck Jared. He doesn't care about the motorcycle. Jared's so hot. He's just into Jared's hot ass. I had a great time down there today. Thank you Jared for all your help and knowledge.

I loved the Sportster. I'll definitely keep Eagle's Nest in mind. Should I find myself back down this way?" So Jared wasted an hour on this guy apparently. Poor Jared couldn't even sell this guy a motorcycle for $69.95. The cheapest model in here and this guy's going to go think about it. I don't know maybe if I'm ever back down this way Great got a rent to pay man. Fuck Lou four stars girl at register great service sales staff not so much

Whatever happens to happen to what brings you in today? Where are you from? What do you ride? That's his whole review. Whatever happened to that? Be friendly with me. Make small talk like you care. Come talk motorcycles with me. That's what he wants. Go find friends to talk.

These are friend things. Hey, what are you doing today? What do you ride? I don't give a fuck about you. You on a bike or not? Get the fuck out. 90 minutes. Oh my God.

And they give a response back. Happy you had a positive experience at the register. Your concern regarding our sales staff is appreciated. We always try to make our customers feel appreciated and jerk, jerk, jerk, whatever. All right, VEDA gives two stars. This is a fucking great first line. Maybe as classic great first line.

Maybe as classic a first line as it gets for your stupid opinions, other than if I could give no stars I would. Maybe if I was a customer I would have been treated differently. As a matter of fact, that goes for any fucking business ever. Yes. I guarantee it. We treat our customers this way. What about non-customers?

Don't give a fuck about them. Why? Because they don't do anything. Don't care about them. Maybe if I wasn't a loiterer, they'd like me. Maybe if I wasn't just dicking around touching their motorcycles, they polished all up. Yeah, smearing their chrome. Fuck.

I was hoping to come to this establishment to purchase a bike after taking the courses to learn slash brush up on riding. So you're a novice here. Since my pops passed, it's been my goal to learn to ride a bike. That's all we did when I was growing up. I was doing a delivery there and was basically ignored by the gent at the register. Yeah, because you were just doing a delivery. Hey FedEx guy, let me tell you about the soft tail. Nobody's talking to you. You never sell shit to the delivery guy, so that's why. They've never sold anything to the delivery guy. Wow. I felt it was rude to ignore someone who walks

into your establishment, even if they're a delivery driver. My heart sank after leaving because I was hoping to come in there in the near future and get a bike in my dad's memory I don't think this environment is the place for you. I think maybe you should take a pickleball or something of that nature Yeah, where people are on a Saturday outside of your shift in Street clothes that too with a handful of cash I guarantee they talk to you anybody that leaves a biker place and says, my heart sank, I don't think that they should be just hanging out with... This isn't your crowd. Let's just say that. Your heart's sinking.

You happen to possess empathy, my friend. Hey, Hambone, has your heart ever sank? Fuck no, brother. All right, then. Exactly. Maybe when I got sent to the joint for the first time when I was 16. All right, then, yeah. But that guy had to be stabbed. You know what I mean? I get for the first time when I was 16. All right, then yeah. But that guy had to be stabbed. You know what I mean? I get it. Ham bone.

I get it. Only thing I think is my bone in the mold. That's right. Every damn night. You could hear it if you sit outside the trailer. One star here just called for a price to sell my bike to them. And of course they lowballed me.

Gee, ever sell anything to anybody who's going to resell it? That's what happens. The lady I talked to on the first call hung up on me mid-sentence. I want to sell this Sportster for $12,000? Oh, goodbye. Then in discussing their absurd lowball price she informed me to try black markets to sell, all while laughing at the entire conversation, thinking this was funny.

She did not say black market. I don't think she said, I think she said private markets, probably. She didn't say go on the dark web and you can fucking sell it. Find where they sell tigers and try to sell your bike there. If you find the right site on the dark web you could trade it for the shit needed to

make homemade Xanax. So all the different ingredients. So I believe you can trade on the dark web for that. The dark, the black markets. The black markets. What are you talking about? See if you can buy a teenager, some Mercer, and a Sportster. That's all.

And an 11-year-old Thai boy. You could probably get them all delivered in the same box. Ah, it's the funniest thing ever. She told me try the black market. And laughed at him. I think he wanted like full purchase price for his bike and they're like, Hey, stupid. Yeah. I don't know.

It's all to someone who's not legally allowed to own it. I guess. I don't know. Mark gives one star. I called in for a part. The associate that helped me seem bothered by having to help me told me Harley doesn't make that part and had no answer for me that I should order and had no answer for me that I should order from JP Cycles.

I called Sac Harley and they were helpful, found the part, it's on back order, then they found me an aftermarket substitute. I would rather travel the extra 40 minutes to receive the better service from parts to sales. Oh my god, this guy is just all caps on a lot of this. Jonathan one star. Will damage or return dirtier than it arrived go somewhere else anywhere else Okay, so you learn to work on your own shit, man. That's that's all you can do. Yeah, that's what my my family does They just work on their own. I've never seen my brother and my father take their bike anywhere. No, you anywhere you work on it

It's hard. It's just screws and bolts though. I mean there's really nothing. There's no computer system. There is but it's one box. I mean it's not. It's very easy. Yeah you don't have to program anything. That's what I'm saying. It's not one of those. It's mainly just I'm going to unscrew this part and screw that one on or bolt it on to it. And if you put something on it you don't have to go back in the computer and reprogram that because it's got a new thing. No, it just does it. It's easy. He said, I used to be a place I highly recommend,

but now I tell all to avoid like the plague. They've provided horrible service, and they've damaged my bike with no recourse of repair, returned extra dirty after services, my gas tank scratched, headlight, wheel weights, stickers left on. Numerous mistakes that I can't list. Too numerous to list. It's a motorcycle. You could list them all.

That's a lot of things you're having them service, man. I beg you to take your bike elsewhere if you value it. No bueno, no bueno. With first three exclamation points, then five exclamation points, then avoid, avoid, damage incoming if not. And there's like 40 exclamation points after all that stuff. This guy is an angry man. Let's see here. Joanne one star. It's too bad that the girls upstairs are so rude because this store has a nice selection

of clothing. I was purchasing a $250 bag downstairs and couldn't take a poker chip downstairs to pay for it with the bag. Like I'm gonna steal a freaking poker chip. Give me a break! What? These people feel, I gotta say, I'm just gonna say I've never in all the reviews we've done in this entire fucking show, right in a year, I've never heard of a group of people that feel more slighted than these people. Well, they should because these are people

that are paying exorbitant amounts of money for stupid shit. You don't think there's a kind of a strain that goes through them of always feeling slighted about a lot of things? I think that's what we're talking about here. $250 for like, she wanted a purse that says, this is a piece of people that makes it like her whole identity. Her whole deal. Yeah, exactly. And they were

like, don't take the poker chip downstairs. Wow. Here's Larry, one star. All I wanted to do was order an orange ball cap from this Harley place can't navigate your website. And they say their response is, Larry, we don't have the option to purchase apparel directly through our website at this time. That's why you can't navigate. So there's a reason for that. It wasn't you, it just doesn't exist. Come in.

That's like saying I can't find a leprechaun. Like there's a good reason for that. We don't sell them. We don't have them. They don't exist. Heather, one star. Most of the staff is horrible. Jackie and Scully rock though.

Scully. That's the guy I want to buy a bike from. Scully, thank you. I'll take it. Fucking Scully. And Jackie, of course there's a Jackie. Of course there's a Jackie. And then finally, finally Tony says one star

You can't seem to keep good parts people very long makes it hard to buy parts Isn't it fascinating that Harley probably doesn't pay that god-awful well. That's weird right considering how expensive their bikes are that is weird They should be paying incredibly well. They're very expensive all, now that we got a belly full of soul food, let's rumble our brand new fucking Harley. We're gonna rumble, let's be cool guys and rumble on up to the Whisky-A-Go-Go here. Potato, potato, potato, let's go. Let's do it.

Let's pretend like it's 1982 and we're going to see Motley Crue. Let's go to the Whisky-A-Go-Go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nicky Six shows up on the motorcycle that Vince wanted to buy. He got it first. We're going to watch Nicky Six set himself on fire tonight during the show.

It's going to be great. Whiskey-A-Go-Go, 4.6 stars, by the way, out of 3,000 reviews. Live music venue, if you've never heard of it. I'm shocked. They only have 3,000 reviews for a place that's been around for fuck 50 years. Absolutely, it's very well known, everybody's heard of this place.

Venerable Night Spot hosting live rock bands and other acts in a compact, no-nonsense setting. In other words, it's a shitty fucking room that you go watch new bands in, that's it. Has a restaurant, 8901 Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood. So let's find out. Here's Leif. Gives it five stars. Yeah. Leif. Had a great time here. Your experience will vary based on the bands playing. Well, that's not the... Yeah. Obviously. You couldn't have... I mean, really. Wow. I'm at a loss of words here from Leaf.

Yeah, obviously. If you see a band you like, you'll probably enjoy it more than seeing one you don't like. Yeah. But I think it'll mostly be Hard Rock. Probably. Probably. Food wasn't too bad. A little dry, but overall pretty good. I don't expect good food in a place like this. They have food. They have a restaurant, it says, and I see a burger and fries.

If it's food that's not poison, if it's, I'm happy with it at a place like this. You've won. You win. I can't believe you're putting that in your mouth. That's what I mean. Security is good, tons of friendly faces. You'll have a good time here, I can assure you. Great location too.

Great place to see bands play, albeit a little small compared to the other typical venues in LA LA but this is a good one okay and it is it's a small place with low ceilings it's a not a big joint it's you know every every LA band started playing at shit places like that this is Dwan gives five stars I've always wanted to go to to whiskey a go-go the history is so deep and rich, every famous person has graced their stages. We stopped in during the day as it is now open to people who just wanna see, not just tonight.

Oh, they're letting you tour it, just having a look-see. Part of the tourist shit, which I mean, I don't know why they wouldn't. You could probably sell a couple of drinks to tourists walking around. T-shirts probably too. T-shirts, yeah, all that shit. Like the Hard Rock Cafe does.

How many of those fucking sell in that place? It sucks. That's just shitty hamburgers. And the worst food. The worst. I've never been less impressed than when I ate there. Such bad food. Hooters has better food than Hard Rock Cafe.

Indeed. It's fucking bad. We stopped during the day. Okay, it did not disappoint. They are setting up for a live band tonight. We're able to tour the entire place as well as have a drink. There we go They even offered tickets for tonight. Apparently the band is not a hot commodity Evidently not selling very well. You can feel the rock and roll magic. Can you Wow feel the magic?

What does that feel like? Damn AJ I think rock and roll magic feels like it feels like you have a sip of a drink and go, I don't feel so good right now. Are you? Who's touching my balls? I feel kind of tired and then you wake up with a sore butthole. I believe that's rock and roll magic.

It's magic. Magic. AJ gives three stars. Sad shell of what it once was. Is it? Sad shell. It's probably that rock music isn't having a fucking revival right now.

No, it really isn't. It's just shit that people make in their bedrooms that doesn't require instruments. That's what music is now. There's no famous rock bands because the older ones, the nostalgia is kind of the thing right now. Yeah. Give it some time, rock will come back.

At some point it's gotta come back because it died in the late 80s when I mean, it was just the hair metal bands. It had a revival for grunge. Well then as soon as, yeah, as soon as fucking, you know, Teen Spirit came on, then it was fucking, people wanted instruments again and they wanted to get it all raw, just be GarageBand-y and shit and then it got overblown with all the punk shit. And then, then it got turned into Marilyn Manson being pot and corn.

And now it's just what you make in your bedroom for tick tock. And it's really sad that the bands that we grew up with, a lot of those people are dead. So we've got to, we've got to get talent and that's what's lacking. Well, you have to, you have to see rock stars as a kid and go, I want to do that and then learn how to play the instruments and if there's nobody to look at then who are you going to fucking get?

Doesn't look like it's been renovated since the hair metal era. Good! Late 80s, that's good. They're keeping it historic. That's good. What do you want? Looks like any other dilapidated bar in middle America. Yes, except it's not. It the one where lots of bad fucking Van

Palen played there that's different. Did they play at your shitty bar? No, they didn't Motorhead has been there you son of a bitch. Yeah, plus the security are overbearing even inside the venue sad state Probably still gave three stars though Next up D loke gives star. My friends were performing tonight. They sold the place out. Well, good for them. As performers, good for them. The lead guitarist, my friend, put me on the guest list.

I see where this is going already. Our friends were all in the VIP area. When I went to join them, the security told me my stamp wasn't in the right place on my hand to be able to hang with my friends who put me on the list in the first place. Yeah. Told me to leave so I went downstairs and the security downstairs told me I was in the walkway and needed to move. You're just being in the way a lot here. You've been very entitled.

Fuck, I moved to the center of the bar. A third security told me I needed to move. I moved to the other side by where the front door is. A fort security told me I needed to move. Where are you allowed to stand in this fucking bar? Where can I be? Where am I allowed to be? You should have asked that on move number two. You should have said where where do you want me to stand? How about that? You tell me. I've been told no twice. What do I do? Where do I go? Because I don't want to fuck this up. Based on stamp location. Where does this geographically put me in this place? Jesus. The place is sold out guys. There's nowhere to move. Get a clue. I tried to go up front and have my stamp put in the right location and the manager told me I had to

have a band member physically come tell her to do it knowing they were already performing on stage. Ah, they're right there. They're right there. Hey! Hey guys, stop for a minute. She was extremely rude about it, so I decided to just leave since it was so unwelcoming there. What a sad place it's turned out to be.

The whiskey used to be a great place. Now the employees are there are just bitter souls. I went through so much to get there tonight from Anaheim. What a waste. That's a drive from Anaheim. It's true, but you paid nothing to get in. That's what I mean, it was free. And that's not like there's no other fucking bars or venues

to go hang out at around there. You'll find something to do. You're in fucking Hollywood. Okay. Go take a picture with the gutter that River Phoenix died in. Yeah, here you go. It's right there.

Just you with a selfie next to the gutter, going like thumbs up. Huh? Dead. One star, terrible experience. Security stands there and does nothing. The last guy, they were all over the place, Huh? Dead. One Star. Terrible experience. Security stands there and does nothing. The last guy, they were all over the place and now...

They couldn't stop telling him no. Here they don't care. Drunk people pushing everyone. Why? Well that's called a mosh pit and that happens at rock shows. That's called a rock bar. That's exactly what that is. Stand in the back, you'll be fine.

Sergio One Star. Beautiful place. Great bands. One Star, beautiful place, great bands. One star, mind you. I bet it is not beautiful. No, it's not. It's a shit little dirty bar. Yeah, it's gross. It's gross, like it should be.

That's what you want out of a place like that. You don't want it to be fancy, then it's not what it is. It's supposed to be a gritty rock club where your shoe sticks to the floor every once in a while. That's what you're looking for. I don't know if that was puke or cum, but you know what, I don't even care. Either way, it's fine.

I paid $20 to enter. Terrible waiters, thick people. Do you mean dumb or fat? We don't know which one. Because thick, that's my dad used to call me thick all the time when I wouldn't listen. So I don't know if I'm gonna go thick. Yeah, you're thick this one.

Badly educated, do not know how to sell and treat you like you're trash. Do not know how to sell and treat you like you're trash. Oh, do not know how to sell and treat you like you're trash. A comma would have been great there, so I know those are separate thoughts. I do not recommend it, especially if you're just passing through.

This place broke my night. Oh! I don't know what that means, broke my night. Unbelievable. I don't know what that means. Broke my night. Unbelievable. Wow. John, one star. Rude staff, rude management, overpriced drinks. Gee, you think in a rock bar in West Hollywood you're going to pay a little extra for a drink?

It's historic that you can tell all your friends you've been. It costs money to do that. Cold french fries. Like I said, if they exist, I'm pretty excited. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be.

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I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. in Agora Hills or The Rose in Pasadena. A lot nicer venues, better food, and friendlier staff. Yeah, but it's not going to there to see that, the whole point. This is where rap played. Yeah.

This is where Motley Crue was here, and fucking Guns N' Roses, and fucking Van Halen, and all these guys. Grant, one star. I went to a show here for the first time in 10 years. The next line should be, it was very loud and I left because he's probably older and he's like, I don't know why I'm here.

The music was awesome, but they oversold the venue and it was so packed that you couldn't move six inches without making someone mad. On top of that, you're too old for that. When you're 23, you don't even notice that. You just go, ooh, a lot of people are here. You don't say, I can't even fucking move six inches. You think of it as a good thing. Once you're like 32, you're like, oh, a lot of people are here. You don't say, I can't even fucking move six inches. You think of it as a good thing.

Once you're like 32, you're like, okay, I gotta be able to have some space around me. Fucking back off. They aren't mad that you bumped into them. They're mad that an old man is here. Yeah, what are you doing here, you old fart? Shouldn't you be in bed? Yeah, he's definitely, his hair is well back of his forehead

from his picture too, so he's not a young man. He's a lot of your face, man. He's not, he's at least in his late 30s if nothing else here. On top of the security, on top of that, the security kept moving people out of the fire lanes. That explains Alaska, okay. Which is understandable, but when you oversell the show,

there's literally nowhere else to go. The whole experience, by the way, he says whole is H-O-L-E. Yeah. So I'm like, glory whole experience, now we're into something, but he just meant whole. Lame. The whole experience was a train wreck and super annoying. I will not be back unless these guys start caring about the experience and less about squeezing every nickel possible out of everyone that shows up.

You're sounding old, Grant. Sure enough. The place. Squeezing every nickel. Squeezing every nickel. Squeezing every nickel. I'd be better off at home watering my own food and listening to record albums. I'm on a fixed income. I'm on a fixed income. I turned on the Dick Clark show and I didn't hear any of these bands on there. Bob Hope would not put up with this. I don't see, is American Bandstand still on so I can review these things? I don't see as American bandstands still on so I can review these things. I don't understand it

This place sucks And it's truly a shame considering its history Oh and the beer I got on tap smelled and had a faint scent a faint taste of someone vomiting in the beer tap lines I Don't even know how you get vomit into a tap line. They just haven't been cleaned in a long time. No. That's all it is. It's just a gross bar. It's just a gross bar.

If you're in a gross bar, you know, order a bottle. You know it. Or... I never get a draft unless the place looks very clean. Enjoy the nostalgia of a gross beer. Yeah, of a gross beer. Maybe, just maybe, these lines have not been cleaned since Motley Crue drank out of tap line. That's true. And on top of that, have three of them and you won't even care or notice anymore.

Doesn't matter. It's just drunk stuff. Fabio one star. Oh boy. Fabio's involved here. Iconic place with good music, which I came to visit from the other side of the world. I think he's Italian, this guy. One star for the lady at the bar who

lied to me, faking that my credit card didn't go through and telling me she thought I should try with cash. Try with cash. There's no try. So I had to withdraw that from their ATM, which conveniently charges $5.95 for it. That's how they make money. Let's see, one star, wow, is the first line. Wow, just got treated like I was an 18 year old gangbanger by the POS bouncer there. I'm 50 years old by the way. You shouldn't be here. You're too old to be here.

Not for you. After he finished molesting me at the front to be here. For you, man. Not for you. After he finished molesting me at the front door, well no, you're 50. If you were younger, it'd be molestation. This is just trying to give grandma a thrill, that's all. It's weird that you're here and the fact that you are. We're giving you an extra pat down to make sure you're not trying to do something nefarious. You want to be here to like kill one of the band members who've diddled your 16 year

old daughter probably and we can't have that here At the front door he asked me what was in my pocket So I showed him I had a GoPro camera in one pocket and told him I wouldn't take it out of my pocket while I was there He threw his fat sausage finger in my face His fat sausage and told me listen to me. You're not bringing that in here I guess he didn't want a chance that I might record their ultimate jam session night Yeah, so after waste after wandering around with a GoPro Me leave unless you're unless you're gonna use it. Why do you have it?

Yeah, so after wasting an uber down there, I was pretty much told to pack it. I won't lie I told him to go f himself told to pack it. I won't lie. I told him to go f himself. Fortunately we didn't have any issues elsewhere. Yeah, that's great. You're too old. Go home. I'm saying that. We're too old for that. Yeah, I'm not going there. I'm not taking any shots. We're too old too. So it's, I think fucking 30 is your, that's it. That's it. That person brings a GoPro. Like what are you doing?

Why are you doing this? That strikes me like a dude that's gonna be upskirting shit. That's weird. Upskirting or recording the show or doing a number of things that you don't want them to do. A million things that I don't want you recording. Stop it. Meanwhile, your camera on your phone is the same thing.

Yeah, you got a phone. And it doesn't matter. It's the exact same thing. Yeah, but a camera can be, or a phone can be used for a lot of things. A GoPro can only be used for one fucking thing. Yeah, but a camera can be, or a phone can be used for a lot of things. A GoPro can only be used for one fucking thing. Yeah, a phone you can fake doing legitimate things while you're doing nefarious shit.

Yeah, whereas a GoPro, people actually know you're filming them, so yeah, it's actually way better to have the GoPro if you're looking at it. They don't have it either. Yeah, the phone is way more nefarious than the GoPro to me, but I don't know. Tommy One Star, I traveled from the other side of the planet. Oh boy, I was totally disappointed.

The security is really Nazi. Really Nazi. Really Nazi. So we've had quarter Nazis a couple weeks ago and now we have rock Nazis here. Whole Nazi. Whole Nazis. The security is really Nazi. Who knows?

This guy could be from a place where he knows. He knows what a... He knows from Nazis, this guy. Especially the overweight lady who reminded me of Hermann Göring. He's got a specific... He's got references. He's like, she looked like she ran the Luftwaffe and I knew it. I could tell.

That's who she was. She pilfered a lot of art. She knows the train schedule around here, you know what I mean? Holy fuck. Oh my god if there are fire lanes why don't they mark them and don't annoy paying customers? That seems like a common complaint. Paid $40 for a concert. There was also annoying signs. Way over priced beer. If you pour a small bottle in a plastic mug you can't charge six euros avoid Tommy from Finland so he's a Finnish guy there. Yeah, he knows Nazis Jennifer one-star watch out for this place men come in

Men come in rub up against you and when you deny them you are reported to security and they kick you out without any questions asked Who rubbed on her? deny them you are reported to security and they kick you out without any questions asked. Who rubbed on her? I don't know, but then they were like, how would you go to security and be like, I was trying to rub my dick on this chick and she wasn't into it. Well we'll get her out of here post haste. This is a rock club. She wouldn't satisfy my boner, sir.

I had a boner. I asked her please. I come fast and she doesn't listen to me at all. I just want to rub it on you Next Norrig one star Inconvenient floor plan terrible acoustics dirty restroom stupid bartenders poor selection of booze That's every rock club in America. You just mentioned right there. That's it. Yeah, that's it Then one star have not been here. Oh

No, but I left one star. That's it one star one star have not been there. Oh no. But I left one star. That's it. One star. One star have not been there. I'm so mad I haven't been there. Haven't been there. I'm gonna review the one star. And this is a person who has 92 reviews on here. I'd like to see all the other places they haven't been

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It's not bad, it just doesn't seem quite right and feels like it wants to slip out. It wants to? I don't think it has... It's a sentient dildo. It needs out of there? That's you, buddy. Tokyo gives four stars. Amazing toy!

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But it's only two stars. I don't get that. I love this. I love this you and could see myself having lots of fun with it alone and with my partner. Wow. I think this thing has gone, it's been in for too long. Take it out. I think it's fucking your brain up, yeah.

However, I noticed that after maybe only five minutes of it being turned on, it starts to become warm. That's not too bad, except then it proceeds to get hotter and hotter to the point that I must take it out because it hurts too much. I don't want heat up there, that's not good. Don't burn your asshole. I am not an amateur with toys.

Things are up my ass pretty regularly is what he's saying. I'm not sure. And haven't had this happen before. I tried it multiple times with the same result. Good. It only gets high. You gotta throw the air conditioning, turn it down nice and fucking cold here.

Two stars, disappointing, flawed design. Oh, now it's a engineering thing is what it is now. Okay. Yeah, now it's a engineering thing is what it is now. Okay. Yeah, not very aerodynamic. Other comments mentioned that it doesn't wanna stay in. They were right. I'm new and I'm quite tight. And I'm quite tight.

I'm new is what it's, I'm new to having things up my ass and so my asshole is sealed tight. Like a duck is what I'm sealed up like. Not a lot of dilation now. Like people who put things up their ass are walking around with an open asshole all the time. It tightens back up. That's the amazing part of an asshole.

You gotta slowly gape it every time, man. This guy's wife had a baby and he's like, that's fucking ruined obviously now, look at it. It's got, a baby came out. What am I gonna fit my fucking foot up there and then like Two months later. He's like, oh my god, I can't snap back to fucking wow. Look at that Uh, so it goes on to say, uh, the flare at the bottom is subtle with not enough space between that and the base second attempt This guy's not taking no for an assner here,

for an assner, second attempt I made sure it was in all the way, but clenching made it quickly squeeze back out. It's annoying to use and I wish I could get a refund or try another product, maybe less lube possibly, maybe that's your problem, I don't know. Did he think clenching was gonna make it like a swallow motion

It's not what happens. It's gonna hold it in place. I think of you Trying to make my asshole swallow You know how it goes Matt one star app is trash product won't connect. Okay. The app is absolute garbage There's no way to give access to Bluetooth The we have let's take a step back a minute here. We have come so far in the world that we are super, super pissed when our wiggling, thrusting, anal cock ring dildo that's supposed to massage our prostate doesn't quite connect to the Bluetooth fast enough.

That's how spoiled we are. The Bluetooth. Very trusting of Bluetooth to jam it up our ass. Wow. So it doesn't pick up anything. I cannot figure this thing out for the life of me. My device is on, my phone's Bluetooth is on, but when I hit the add device button it gives me a tutorial of how to add a device then reaches a screen that you quote, all caps

cannot leave and you can't add a device. This guy doesn't figure out his phone either. I think he's just bad with technology of any kind. Maybe your asshole is blocking the signal. Pull it out first. It's possible. Jesus Christ, you never know what's going on there. I will be returning this absolute piece of God. No you won't sir. You know why?

That's your dildo my friend And I'm not happy about it that he has to return it no ha save your fucking postage and throw it in the fucking garbage Nobody wants it call it it a loss, man. Jesus Christ. Steve, one star, avoid, scam. Okay, the seller probably doesn't even know, but the product manufacturer asked me to sign in, sign up, then charge my account twice for an amount

I was never advised of. This costs money now? Like, is this for the app? Do you have to like pay to? I don't know what's going on. Like Hulu with their monthly subscription? Wow. And then it says after this, this guy's insane. I was never advised of.

Then this is two exclamation points after this sentence. They will pay. I will not stop until I feel justice is served. Take it easy Skeletor. Good God. I'll destroy the planet in the name of my gaped asshole. This is served Take it easy skeletal good God I'll destroy the planet in the name of my gaped asshole My cock that didn't I did not my unmilked prostate That's I could not sign up and sign and I was charged to jizz in my pants, and I won't accept it

My prostate is unfulfilled. Wow. Anonymous one star. Cannot turn off. Oh no! You better be able to get it out otherwise you got other problems. I can't stop coming. Oh god it just won't stop. One star. Weak vibration. Some functions didn't work and the remote jammed the device to where it didn't turn off, and not to mention it goes off in the middle of the night for some reason while it's packed away in the box it came in. I would not recommend it. It's fucking haunted. Oh my god, he's having like his fucking six year old's birthday party and he's just here

like, um, so hold on. He's panicking um, so hold on. Um, panicking play with me. It comes up to him like a Roomba in the middle of the floor. And he's like, I got to take care of this. I'm sorry. It doesn't take no for an answer. It doesn't take no for an answer. I'm sorry.

I have to take this call. Oh God. Dane one Star, I love this. Painful. This device is absolutely terrible. There's no speed setting. It's either full on Robocop or nothing. Robocop. It's definitely not, it's quite painful and definitely not a massager.

It's the Terminator found you in bed. So this is, this product is like getting Eiffel Tower's the Terminator found you in bed. This product is like getting Eiffel Towered by Terminator and Robocop at the same time. Pretty cool. This person grew up in the 80s because they had no more references for robots. It felt like Rambo came and busted a nut on my face. That's what happened. Johnny Five raped me.

Yeah, that's fucking A. You know that Johnny 5. Number 5 is alive. He's alive alright and he is horny. They never mentioned that part of the fucking show. Watch the movie, he just said he was alive. No one ever said super horny. Poor Ali Sheedy. One star from Casey. Do not buy really gets really hot and it doesn't work no matter what hole you put it in. Your hole, your friend's hole, Jackson's hole, doesn't matter. The eight teeth hole doesn't give a fuck. Once it's in the product is too short to reach the P-spot or g-spot and it gets very hot within minutes The toy doesn't hold a charge for long the silicone

It's made of feels like you're right. You've wrapped it in using dry cling wrap No matter how much lube you input on it input on it. okay. It feels like you're pulling the inside to the outside. Well, that sounds awful. I don't want that to happen at all. Here we go. Darrell one star, way bigger than they say and it does not vibrate at tip of prostate insert. Well fucking that's it. It's just the shaft. This is both. This show's over. If I can't believe if I can't believe in that, if I can't believe in the vibrate The prostate tip vibrating that I don't want to do this anymore or anything really I need the thruster and wagger to Need it all to be yeah sense and

He goes on to say this thing is huge six inches in my ass Oh That's I mean, I don't know. I mean it's more than I want my ass. I'll tell you that much I Think very happy size is in the is in the eye of the is in the ass of the beholder I believe I think is how it works, right? Maybe his prostate's just real shallow. That's you never know man I wanted a toy for when I was drunk and frisky That's you never know man I wanted a toy for when I was drunk and frisky

Not a toy that was gonna take me they're gonna make me feel like I have to take a huge dump not pleasurable at all I mean, I'm told that that's what that feels like that's One star very small very poor design smaller than appears. So now we got the opposite complaint Attempted to use after fully charging, however it would not stay in. First, the diameter of the retention ball is just over 1.6 inches. I love when people break out micrometers to measure their sex toys.

That's my favorite thing in the world. Second, the distance between the plug and cock ring is too short. After inserting the plug and putting the cock, putting it on the ring cock or vice versa the tension would pull out the plug Of your boner tensions gonna pop pop it right out It seems big enough. I don't know one star not waterproof Okay, it's not waterproof and will shock the hell out of you internally

Do not buy it using water. Yeah, and was like, ahhh Jesus Christ never mind. Oh my god, not made for taller men. I don't know how that would make any difference. Really. One star doesn't stay in or doesn't stay on or in and the other part was not made for taller men is all the same. Oh the ring too probably could stay on. Yeah. Unfortunately I am tall and muscular. Oh you poor bastard. Unfortunately I'm an Adonis. This is the problem here. Because of the space between the ring and the prostate massager isn't enough and it's constantly falling out. I enjoy the thrusting but I'm unable to continue my actions while doing. Enjoys it up his ass. He's trying to jerk it and it's yanking the fucking thing out of his asshole.

Brad with one star. Look at the big brain on Brad. Harsh. It's harsh and not pleasurable. Sounds like a cheap cigarette. It's harsh. Weird. There isn't a slow enough speed.

It feels like there's no lube present even when there is. And then finally, one star. It's a lie is the title of the thing It's not like goes up your ass. So that's the truth ruin the party and I have no friends because The other fact I'm gonna make a dildo and call it the truth. That's gonna be the name of it. I Ruined my son's birthday party. It was terrible I ruined my son's birthday party. It was terrible. The anal piece of this worked well, but the pee spot and cock ring are too short. If I wanted my dick bent in half, I'd be into cock and ball torture, but I'm not.

And that's... But I'm not as in all caps. Yeah, who do you think I am? A guy who wants his dick fucked with? What is it? How big is that? Get the bigger one and ram it right up my ass, but... Need the thruster. Be gentle with my cock though. I'm a fucking, I'm a sensitive man here. So there you go, everybody. Wow. Soul food, Harleys, prostate massagers, and fucking other issues here. So wow. What a goddamn disaster hope you

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