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Episode Date: April 22, 2024

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Thank you for being ready to hear some people's complaints and grievances. Here we go. And once again, we say it at the top of every show, these are not our reviews. I didn't do it. We did not do this. If there's something that comes up where we've been there, much like the chicken place, we'll tell you about it. But otherwise, these are other people's opinions, so don't be mad at us for their opinions. We're just reading them because, God, it's hilarious.

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Like a city, say. I mean, New York. New York, Chicago. Detroit's got one. It's got its own style. How about Prattville, Alabama? It's what I think of when I think of pizza, right? So if I'm in Prattville, I don't expect great pizza.

Isn't Pratt, isn't that a bad thing in the UK? Yes, in the UK, yeah. It's like an insult, right? Yeah, it's like you Pratt. Prattville. I don't expect great pizza. Isn't Pratt, isn't that a bad thing in the UK? It's like an insult, right? Prattville. Prattville. The place with all the Pratts. Alabama. CC's Pizza. Oh, CC. Which is bad. That's a chain. Oh, C-I-C-I. C-I-C-I.

It's a bad chain pizza place. This has 3.9 stars on Google. That's pretty good. But like I said, what's the pizza like down there, honestly? When we get anywhere, you know, South, great barbecue, great shit like that. Pizza, not your thing. It's just not. It's not. So let's be honest.

They describe this as an Italian chain. Really? Is it really? I don't think so. They're offering buffets. This is a buffet pizza. Yikes. With an array of specialty pizzas plus simple pastas and salads.

I think pasta from CeCe's. It's all you can eat, and they don't accept reservations, so watch out. It's because you only have to take a couple nibbles and throw it up. Let's say it's your 20th anniversary, and you're like, we need a table at 7. No, sorry. We don't take reservations. No reservations. First come, first served.

2782 Legends Parkway, Suite 110 in the Prattville Town Center. So get on in there. Let's start out with people who can't get enough CC's Pizza. They love it. Five stars from Catherine. Wow. Ate lunch there today on a field trip, which is, that's what it's good for. You got 12 kids you need to fill up.

Yeah. There you go, kids. Eat your bad pizza. Yep. Staff were on point getting pizzas out fast to feed all our hungry children. Okay. So nice, so clean. It was a quick trip, but a great one.

Okay. Wow. That's terrific. And here's Richard with five stars as well. Good day today. That's his first sentence. Had a good day today. Had to see these.

Okay. We've said this a lot. Yeah. Brevity. Conciseness. Think about the reader when you're writing a review. What's his bad day like? We don't need your whole life story.

I took several kids to CeCe's Pizza. They had a good time playing and eating. The food was fresh and delicious, and the iced tea was excellent. Oh. Wow. They had good tea. First time. Not everybody says that.

First time I've gone there in several years. Will definitely be going back soon. Haven't been in a minute. Recommended dishes, cinnamon rolls, garlic cheese bread and cheese pizza. That's what he had? That's what he had there. Jesus. Okay, now the bad. Let's find out the bad. Yasmin

with one star. Honestly, if there was a no star rating, I would give it. Horrible, dirty place. Oh, damn dirty. Dirty. Will never return. Went to eat late diner with fam.

That's how they spelled it there. They had mentioned that they were not going to make more pizzas due to it being late, 9.15 p.m. The pizzas that were on the serving table were cold. The ice machine had no ice. Yeah, we're closing. They're closing. They noticed I was taking pics, and the cleaning lady started making pizzas with no gloves,

not to mention the cashier was eating pizza in the back with other coworkers. Hell yeah. P.S. Got stomach sick. Will never return again. Right. Got stomach sick, as opposed to it gave me a bad head cold. If you've ever worked in a pizza place, they're all eating pizza back there.

That's all you're doing. That's all. Yeah. Every time a pizza is fucked up, sometimes we'll fuck them up on purpose because we're hungry. And pizza is cheap to make. Yeah. That's the other thing. So easy.

Like a chain like this, a pizza costs them like 45 cents. It's nothing. It's nothing to them. So that's the other reason. Yeah, go ahead and eat crappy pizza. Eat that one, yeah. Yeah. So here's a one star, nice location, small in size.

Prices are, of course, inflated. The wings are not worth the price. No. No. A lot of places have overly expensive wings. And they're awful. Yeah, they're awful. They're all awful.

Chintzy, no bone, just all bone. Why are you selling me this for a dozen for $14 and they're shit wings? And the way they're shit wings? And the way they're cooked is not good. It's just run through the oven just like the pizza and the skin just slides right off. Needs to be fried and crispy. If you're going to eat wings, they're going to be terrible for you or they're going to suck, one or the other. And he said, why would you sell the drink separate with the buffet?

The wings smelled wrong. Wrong, which is a weird way. They smelled wrong. The salad which is a weird way. Yeah. They smelled wrong. The salad bar was not restocked. They could not keep up with the customer demand. That's a shitty buffet. There was no pizza on the bar. You had to run and get a slice because they only brought one pizza every, like, 20 minutes.

They're making one at a time. So pretty much if you're just coming in, you were paying for an empty buffet. The arcade needs better games. The games suck too now. I would come back, but not regularly. The pizzas were good. They were good when we could get any. They were good, but they were fresh.

You know that because they would pop out. Brand new. Brand new pizzas. One star from Haley on a lovely Friday afternoon. Me and my, I love this. Once upon a time. They ruined my amazing Friday. On a lovely Friday afternoon, me and my family were craving CeCe's pizza. Well, there's your problem right there. I've never said, I really want some CeCe's.

Really? Is that a craving people get? Maybe we were craving shit. I've never craved bad pizza. Not once. And their famous cinnamon rolls. I didn never craved bad pizza. No. Not once. And their famous cinnamon rolls. Are they? I don't know. I didn't even know they had them there.

The only place ever is Cinnabon. I've never heard of any other place making cinnamon rolls. Because they have it locked up. Right. What are they going to do? Sadly, to find out, they were harder than a rock, the cinnamon rolls. Harder than a rock. Harder than a rock.

With absolutely no flavor and tasted old. Well, if they were hard, you could probably infer that they were old. I bet they were. That's how baked goods work, usually. You can tell if it's good by squeezing it. They stiffen as they age. Anything like that on your counter. You squeeze it, you go, still good.

That's it. So we gave it a chance and waited for some fresh ones. We were the first up there, only to find out they were harder than Mount Rushmore. Okay. All capital letters. Mount Rushmore. All capital letters. Mount Rushmore. Fucking granite. And not only that, I felt like I was playing tug of war with every piece of pizza. The dough was

so chewy and just overall nasty. The pasta noodles and sauce tasted super watered down. Yeah, it's CeCe's. Do not recommend. Jesus Christ. That's a bad meal. That is bad stuff. But she craved that. That's what we craved.

We're like, ah, we fucked up bad on that one. What were we craving? Keith gives it one star. There wasn't any choices on the buffet other than a couple dried up pizzas that looked like it had been sitting out since the night before. They're curled. There was no hand soap in the customer restroom. Definitely would not recommend. Yeah.

There was no hand soap in the customer restroom. Definitely would not recommend. Jacob with one star went in for lunch and the air conditioning was out on a hundred degree day. Well, bye. I'm not staying. Staying in a place with multiple ovens going. Why is it so warm in here? Our AC's out.

Well, so are your customers. Goodbye. And pizza is a terrible thing to eat in the heat. You can't see. But that wasn't the worst of it. What? Okay. There was zero pizza. Seems to be a common complaint common complaint it's a buffet a pizza-less pizza buffet there was no pizza in the oven and employees were sitting at tables drinking and eating

just hanging on a break at the same time after 15 minutes they put one pizza out a pepperoni pizza that was obviously made in haste. Crust still soft and poorly prepared. Damn it. There was a line at the door and people sitting in groups at their tables waiting for food. And they're like, we're on a break. Can't even get shit pizza around here. Not even shit, hot shit pizza. Wow. There was

no desserts, no pasta, no salad and absolutely zero pizza, save for the three slices that look like the card curled board. Y look like the card curled board. Yikes. A card curled board. I don't know what that is. I think-

Curled cardboard. Yeah. Come on, guys. Are you trying to go out of business? I saw no management, no one in charge leading the cluster fuck that should have been a pizza buffet. Pizza buffet cluster fuck, everybody. This guy got madder and madder as he wrote.

And then he's going to tell you where to go instead this is my spend your money at pizza hut really this he likes bad pizza yeah is that what the is it a comparison to that there are a lot of places in this country we don't realize but there's a lot of places in this country where those are your options for pizza there is no good pizza place in the area it's It's a bunch of chains and that's that. Those are competing with each other? Good God. He said, yeah, you wait longer, but at least you'll get something edible out of the experience.

What a waste of time. Wow. That's great. Justin, one star, very disappointed with CC's. Very disappointed. After paying, I went to get my food, but there wasn't any fresh pizzas and almost only two slices of two types of pizza. Everything is an exclamation point, by the way, on this guy. I thought it was a pizza buffet.

Question mark. Exclamation point. Yeah. Where's the buffet? Where's my pizza? We had to search for a clean table, but we settled for a table less than a table less nasty than the rest. Well, we settled for a table less nasty than the rest, but not before having to walk carefully around a massive drink spill that, by the way, was still there upon leaving. And I seen three employees look at it while passing by, but they never tended to it.

Oh, boy. This is not good. Yeah. Yeah. If they'll leave a puddle on the floor, they don't care. If, like, a bug fell on the pizza, they'd be like, it's under the cheese. I mean, there's a bottle of Shasta on the floor. Fuck it. Who gives a bug fell on the pizza they'd be like it's under the cheese i mean there's a bottle of shasta fuck it yeah it doesn't matter anymore better be glad my son didn't slip and bust his head oh better be glad out of ranch oh he went from better be glad my son didn't bust his head to out of ranch i ordered specialty pizza and the freaking bacon bits were bigger than the sausage, LOL.

I used to be a nice place to take a family, but after tonight, I just don't know. I hope regional office will get someone down to this location and get it solved. It sounds like it's a very poorly run place. It's a shit show. Yeah, it sounds like they have bad management, which makes bad employees, which makes bad pizza. A 16-year-old's running it and a 20-year-old corralling them. I'm going to show you this pizza in a minute, too. It's got a picture of it. It doesn't look great at all.

Oh, also while eating, I notice a lady on a ladder wiping something down on a wall. I'm guessing directly up food, and I seen like a little trash or something fall. But I mean, come on. It just isn't good practice plus i found two hairs on my specialty pizza well i saw one then my wife noticed the other to be correct i don't want to take all the credit here so check this out turn this look at this fucking pizza what in the fuck is happening there uh yeah you got to get close so you could say here i know you're out of mic range you usually usually don't have to get that close.

Why is it so square? Well, it's not the – well, that's just a picture. And it's got like hamburger? Yeah, it's got bacon bits, but there's nothing – it's a pizza, but there's just a small circle with stuff in the middle, and then there's like three inches of crust. And like green peppers? And green peppers in there. It looks like somebody just like threw piles and then put it in the oven they didn't they didn't mix it or put it around now to be fair the man who left this review because there's a picture of him too taking a picture

selfie with the family looks like he just crawled out of a cave it's very pale like he's like he picks ginseng for a living and he was out that's what he looks like he's got a scraggly beard yeah a weird comb down hair yeah he looks like. He's got a scraggly beard, a weird combed down hair. He looks like one of the wonderful whites of West Virginia. Incredibly transparent man. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here is opaque a little bit. Very nice opaque tint to him.

Jeremy One Star. I would not recommend this location to anyone. I bit into a slice and immediately pulled a large piece of plastic from my mouth. Okay, so the toppings come in plastic. Yeah, they cut it off. They got a piece in there.

That happens. That's gross. I assume it came from a wrapper of something. Yeah, me too. You and me both, bud. Wow, yeah, is that what you assume? Rather than the pizza gods came and delivered it. It's either a wrapper or they're growing plastic.

Yeah, it's cheap plastic in the cheese. It gives it a little extra weight. Or of something as it was a little torn looking. I placed it on a plate and motioned for the cashier. He's just a garçon. He gave one of these. Yeah, he gave it. It's CCs.

They were like, we don't come to you. We don't do anything for you. We stay back here. You come to us. No, no, no. She came back here. You come to us. No, no, no. She came over and I brought it to her attention and for her to take it to the kitchen. I expected the manager would have at least come to our table and apologize.

Nobody said a word. Of course. Not a question. Nothing. No. A child could have easily choked on what I pulled from my mouth. Yeah. Come on. They didn't, though, did they?

I don't review like this at all, but this location is not what it used to be. Oh. So they love CeCe. I've been here so many times. Not what it used to be. Erica, one star. The place needed cleaned up.

It's dirty. Needed cleaned up. Needed it. Yeah, especially the drink machine. There was mold on it. Ew, gross. If I could upload a picture with this review, then I would have the drink machine.

I did upload the picture in the photos section. It's not there. So I think this person is not technologically savvy. Those drink machines are really fucking gross. You've got to clean them a lot if you don't. The lines have to be cleaned, flushed. Even the drain return for the ice. Everything.

Oh, the ice machine has to be. That shit will build up a gelatinous clot in there that you gotta like i worked on a pizza place or twice a week you had to empty the ice machine and absolutely through it fucking yeah put heat hot water and it was like otherwise it gets gross it's water once it melts it's amazing it's moldy and it's gross so this is this is good there was mold on it if i could upload a picture okay the sweet tea was out and well, you couldn't even get that. Oh. The salad bar was a joke.

It's a joke. It's a joke, man. How many times do people say that? What a joke the salad bar is. The lettuce was brown and there wasn't even any cheeses out. Pizza was good, but not much variety. But not sure having all those pre-made pizzas stacked up by the oven was very sanitary. Probably gross.

But not sure having all those. Okay, there we go. One star that was. So, CeCe's is bad stuff. Let's do one more here. Never go there. No, that's really fucking bad here. Okay, one star.

This place went in the gutter fast. It used to be so good. So good. We've enjoyed coming here for years. Good food, good service, and clean. Now you have to clear your own plates, refill your own drinks, and share one shaker each of Parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes. You can't take them to your table. Oh.

So just up on the counter. You've got to shake it before you take it to your table. A lot of places, they have it on the counter. Like a small pizza place, you'll get a couple slices. Some of them have it out. That way, the Parmesan isn't sitting out there all day. And you're sharing that with every person in the restaurant?

Just two of each? Yeah, they're all shaken. Yeah, which is, a lot of places have that. That's not that bad. And they don't have the individual packets anymore. The drink station was filthy.

That seems to be a common complaint. Some kid in a suit was behind the line hanging out and goofing off with employees. A kid in a suit? A child in a suit? What's going hanging out and goofing off with employees. A kid in a suit? A child in a suit? What's going on?

I picture an eight-year-old in a suit fucking around with the employees, causing all sorts of pizzas not to get made here. When a drink was spilled, the employee used a roll of paper towels to clean it up. Maybe they aren't allowed to use a mop anymore. Wouldn't surprise me. Why? That makes no sense. Isn't a mop anymore. Wouldn't surprise me. Why? Why? That makes no sense. Isn't a mop more disgusting than a roll of paper towels? Yeah.

I think paper towels would probably be more sanitary in the end than slopping a mop with sending that mold into the air. Somewhere else in the restaurant mopping somewhere else. Heaven forbid you find a pizza that you want more of. If you wait more than five minutes, it's getting thrown away. Heaven forbid. Heaven forbid. You probably won't, though.

All of their pizzas are bland now. Even the pepperoni has no flavor. Cheesy garlic bread? Try rubbery bland bread. Boom! Gotcha! Rename your item! Up your ass! Rubbery bland bread. Try rubbery bland

bread. Yeah. As if this wasn't bad enough, they raised the prices again. Oh. Yep. Less bang, but more work for your money. Sad to see such a great place go down the toilet. Oh, down the toilet. Down the toilet.

That's fucking. And then the last one, I just love this person. One star. I am not picky and even love Little Caesars. I'll eat anything. I'll eat shit. Okay. I don't. Bullet even love Little Caesars. I'll eat anything. I'll eat shit, okay? I don't... Bulletproof gut meat.

Don't care. I don't care if the pizza's good. I'll eat it. Yeah. But this was absolutely disgusting. When a three-year-old didn't even like it, that is bad. The three-year-old would... When a child won't eat pizza, though, it's probably bad pizza.

Should you be feeding... I guess you can. Yeah, they have teeth. They can chew it. I just can't remember when... Take that. You cut it off. You cut be feeding? I guess you can. Yeah, they have teeth. They can chew it. I just can't remember when. Take that. You cut it off. You cut it off.

Not well before that. Yeah. Yeah. Not to mention the hordes of people that hoarded the pizzas. Hordes of people. Hordes of people. That's so many hordes. Hordes.

And they spelled them the same way. When they were practically nothing left on the buffet, one guy loaded two whole new pizzas on his plate. Hello, boys. Fuck this. I've been here before. He's a CC's pro. That's my guy. Yeah, that's a fucking.

I will take these. Yep, and when there was a line of people behind him, he left nothing for anybody else. Very rude. He said, fuck all y'all. Imagine the next guy going, what? There's no pizza that happened he went to the sushi buffet there was all this tuna sashimi and this dude took all of it it was like three

pounds of sushi all of it i was like there's none left you couldn't leave a fucking three ounces of tuna behind you fucking asshole all of it just picked up two pieces they had just put out a big pile and he said nope i'll take all of it thank you and i was the only other person in line behind him so he could have been like that you leave a little one for one guy you know what i mean nope fuck you taking it all hope you didn't want this went for the grandkids won't make that mistake ever again yeah that's fucking funny so i've never i've been to buffets a few times but i've never seen anybody like hoard shit right out in front no it's that's weird it's fucking weird and i know this is a one sentence but it's very funny and i want to put the the capper on the

sweet tea one star from james low quality food that's barely warm. Sweet tea ain't even sweet. Very regular. Not even regular tea. Okay, so we went to a shit pizza place. We gambled and we came up short. Yeah, we did. So you know what? I feel like our luck could turn. Let's keep gambling.

Oh, boy. Let's go to Vegas to the Binion's Gambling Hall and Hotel. Oh, shit. Now, if you've never been here, I will leave my review. Okay. This place is the place with the million dollars you can take a picture of. Yeah. That's the big draw.

Million dollars cash there. That's the big draw. You go outside. That's up in the front thing. They have a big slot machine outside. It's on the old strip. Yeah, it's on Fremont Street. It's an old shit hotel under the thing.

Yeah. One time I stayed there with my friend because he was very drunk and we were hanging out and we were like the room's here the room was $12 this was in like 2007 this wasn't 1946 yeah this was in 2007 the room was $12 so we were like that's hilarious

even if it sucks who cares we'll leave it's $12 so we get the room there was a the lamp you know those lamps that like are attached to the wall and they swing out, you know, with the little arm. It was, the shade was completely melted. There was no bulb in it. Shade was completely melted and there was fire marks up the wall behind it.

It had caught on fire and they just left it there. Just take the bulb out so nobody can use it. Yeah. There was chunks of carpet torn out of the car. It looked like no one had been in there for like six years. It caught on fire once. They were like, never sell that room again. And they just gave it to us.

They were like, I don't know. We're doing it for 12 now. It was horrible. And you might as well be like outdoors in the old strip because they don't have like thick windows. And the noise is intense. It's wild. And that place, man.

Holy shit. It's so loud. it's so loud it's so loud this is one of like the low ceiling places like you step on the carpet and smoke comes out of it one of those this has 4.2 stars out of 4700 reviews on google 4700 reviews 4700 128 fremont street here um it has it has the it's by the Hotel Apache, I guess, is the overall thing. Because there is no, the Binion guy's dead. Is he? Yeah. Remember, he was on trial and then he died.

Oh. It was a big thing. Or somebody killed him. Either somebody killed him or he killed somebody. I can't remember. But there's a big Binion thing. There was a trial in like the early 2000s. Wow.

Maybe we'll talk about it on a bonus show or something. Okay. So, let's first off here from King Zing. Wow. Maybe we'll talk about it on a bonus show or something. Okay, so let's first off here from King Zing. Okay. Five stars. This guy leaves a lot of reviews everywhere. He's got over 3,300 photos

uploaded for his reviews. Oh, boy. Okay. First, five stars. First is old okay. Now that's out of the way. What? It's old.

Oh, okay. That's what he's trying to tell you here. It's a great place. Yeah. The food was awesome and fear is always exciting what fear is always exciting excuse me fear which the old strip is a little terrifying shit this is i like it i don't know it gives me a zing it's a little it's extra i'm the king of it you know it's a little extra something I'm the king of it. You know, it's a little extra something. That's why I said Zing. I'm getting value betting, not forced to extend myself. And when you're on Fremont and enjoying the Fremont experience, really, guys, what can go wrong? Three days later in jail, King Zing makes up.

What? I don't know. I think he means wakes up. I think this guy had partied and ended up in jail over it and then left a five-star review of what a fucking great time. Binion's party. Party. Party time. Excellent.

So Marge, five stars. As longtime locals, we've always enjoyed Binion's Casino and the Steakhouse. However, I must object to the episode that my visiting daughter encountered while playing a machine on Friday evening, March 22nd. Now, the rest of the review, keep in mind, this is a five-star review. Perfect. Loved it. Perfect, yeah. Her machine malfunctioned, and she pushed the button for service.

She turned to tell her husband, who was seated behind her. A maintenance employee thought that my daughter was asking her for help, and she verbally accosted her in the most hostile way. How dare you ask me for help? The woman was furiously angry to think that a guest was asking for her for service help. The reaction was all out of proportion to the incident. Her name is not known to my daughter, but she was left shaken by the experience. What could she have said?

What could you have said other than that's not my job? Even if you said it's not my job, fuck off. Would you be shaking afterwards? Five stars. Be like, fuck you, asshole. That's what you'd say go get your manager you know whatever the reaction was is what i expect from freemont it's fucking big that's what i mean i go here if they if they don't spit at me when i walk up to a table i'm like all right this dealer's pretty good yeah what do you want i'm here gambling the change from my fucking ashtray in my car. Yes. And the people that go here a lot, they're more of a value Vegas people.

They're going for a cheaper time. It's an older person, Social Security, or it's very young, reckless. Reckless. Three days in jail later, five stars. Coke in their pocket. One or the other. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're partying.

One or the other. Bad coke. It's a good place to get stabbed, the old so she uh please discuss how these situations should be handled this episode was nothing short of verbal abuse and entirely uncalled for what a fascinating choice of words and then she says noteworthy details this is a historic venue in downtown las vegas and well worth a visit it is home of the first world series of poker and boasts an excellent steakhouse with a fabulous view binions was huh wow okay yeah they were the first to do the world series of poker yeah uh next up jason five stars i always have a great time here and this day was no different

i sit at the bar and play scarab slots or roulette started with200 and in 35 minutes won $1,800. So I cashed out and went home. That's incredible. Wow. That's the dream of the casino you just pulled off. Not bad. Okay, that's pretty good. Now we get one star. Darren, one star. The entire area smells like a dead skunk. That's it. That's weed. That's his whole review.

That's because it's weed. And dead shit. Dead things. There's dead hookers. There's dead cats. There's dead everything. And weed. And it's 120 degrees. There it is.

So smells are all magnified when it's $1.20, and especially under that overhang. Yeah, it doesn't go anywhere. It stays right there. One time we went to this buffet, and I ate, I don't know, six dozen oysters. Yeah. And then we went to the old strip, and it was like 130 degrees in there. And my stomach was whirling. I was like, I have got to sit down. This is

so bad. One star from Steph. Well, like when they start out with well. Well, a roach walked across my table at the Binion's Cafe at breakfast yesterday morning. That's about what you'd expect. Did you ask him for another fork or more napkins?

Maybe he was bringing salt and pepper. It might have worked there. You don't know. I didn't notice at first because it blended in with the brown table. You didn't even see it. It got close to you. Oh, Jesus. It came up and it went, how you doing?

Hey, how are you? How's your luck doing? You winning? All right. You do slots or you're more of a cards guy hey yep how you doing hey how he's doing you gonna eat the rest of them eggs jesus christ it got close oh man the atmosphere and quality has really gone down here in downtown vegas has it i anticipate several upcoming closures be careful no people are still dumping their money in and no one's living in it. As long as the idea that they can get rich is there.

Yeah. They're going to be there. They're dumping money, pouring it in. One star from Tom. Seniors, take your money somewhere else, four exclamation points. As you said, seniors. Yeah. There are no words, exclamation point.

What happened? Do seniors with a Club 55 players card get their stated 10 percent discount at discount at Benny's Smoke and Barbecue and Brews discount on one entree per club 55 member over what someone under 55 with a players card pays? No. Again, no. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Speaking of now, he was charged too much at the bar. Yeah, he thought it was 10 percent on everything and it's 10% on one entree. Right. They claim they don't combine discounts, but when I asked three different times, where does it state that in writing, they can't answer that question.

And I was told to, quote, take my money to another casino and don't come back. Fuck off. You're causing so many problems, man. What do you care? Not worth it. For your discounts and your 10 come back. Fuck off. You're causing so many problems, man. That's it. Not worth it. For your discounts and your 10%. Is this person going to go and spend their fucking mortgage at the casino? No.

What is 10%? A dollar? Yeah. He told them. A dollar 90? Fuck yourself. You're paying $20? It's Benny's Smoking BBQ.

It's going to be a $20 meal. You're getting a dollar90 off of that. And you're thinking, Jesus, $16.99 for the half rack of ribs? Don't come back to that. Fuck off. That was on March 9th around 5.30 p.m. at Binion's Players Club Desk. They were done eating by 5.30 p.m. They were going home at that time.

They're on the north end. They're way over 55, let's just say. Mark, one star. My one star is not for the casino itself, but rather the cleaning staff. Okay. I was using the bathroom while in the casino. The cleaner kept knocking on the stall, demanding to clean while I was utilizing the facility. I was shitting.

Yeah. You open, I clean under your ass. Open. I clean under ass. Open. You're like, no. I've cleaned all toilets. Please get out of there so I clean under your ass. Open. I clean under ass. Open. You're like, no. I've cleaned all toilets. Please get out of there so I can finish my job.

I brush butthole. It won't be necessary. I have wipes. Oh, my God. I have wipes. Despite telling him multiple times I was using the bathroom, the cleaner would not leave me alone and kept demanding to clean until I finally left. Unprofessional and annoying and just weird.

Yeah. I'm trying to shit. I finally left. Unprofessional and annoying and just weird. Yeah. I'm trying to shit. Leave me alone. I would have said, okay, get up and shit right on the floor and there you go. Clean that.

You wanted me to get up, so I'm up. That's Benny's barbecue. Now you got shit on the floor. Enjoy. Like every other episode of your stupid opinions. Now there's feces.

Now there's poop. You did that. You know there's going to be poop. Randy, one star, definitely don't gamble here. Why? While you never expect to win, you figure just going downtown, you can play for a bit. All machines are super tight and no payouts, even small ones.

Thinking it should be looser down there. And generally, statistically, it is. They even say that here. Just gobble up money to pay the rent. Your rent or their rent? Yeah, or is it gobbling up your rent money? Go to the south end of the strip. More excitement and slots that actually let you play for more than five minutes on a hundred bucks.

Won't be back. A hundred bucks in five minutes you're out? Yeah, he might be playing dollar slots too, three at a time. That goes fast. Or those nickels where it's like $11 for the max payout. It's like, why did you do this that goes fast or those nickels where it's like 11 yeah yeah why did you do this it's all and then you win nickels right yeah uh they said they responded we're sorry you did not enjoy your time with us statistically downtown in general has a better

return on gaming but we understand that not everyone gets to win right you complained you didn't win in a casino in vegas in vegas. You go there expecting, how much money am I willing to throw in the garbage? That's what you say. Vegas is just, that's all it is. How much are you spending this weekend? Because we'll give you a good time for a value for a dollar. But you're going to spend. You're going to spend it.

You're not getting it back. Anthony with one star. All caps for a sentence. Stay away from here! Get out! Exclamation points. Yeah, it's like the poltergeist house now. My mother went to the restroom.

Now, normally a story like that, how's that going to end weird? How's that going to end one star? When she came out, security and EMTs were waiting for her. She must have shit that place up something fierce. Somebody called the doctor on you. Someone's shitting ropes in there, everybody. It's wild. I don't know what's happening.

Police and medic, please. A toilet's broken. I don't know if this is a crime, but she definitely needs a doctor. Holy shit. They took her to the hospital against her wishes, even after she explained I was less than 20 feet away. They kidnapped her and took her away. Kidnapped her. Kidnapped.

The paper she brought home said, quote was drunk oh she had 3.5 drinks three and a half drinks she probably was drunk they thought she was sick and drunk i guess um so a casino that gives free drinks while playing had my mother kidnapped by emts for being drunk kidnapped even after she explained that i was there with her. She was a little tipsy. She had three and a half Captain and Cokes. She's hammered. She's hammered. Your mom's hammered.

Your mom is fucked up. Your mom's like a 65-year-old lady who's had three and a half Captain and Cokes. She's fucked up, and she probably doesn't drink all the time. And then she made a scene. That's what happened. The little cups that they give for free. She was not, quote, drunk, just a bit tipsy. She's fucked up.

Yeah. She's fucked up. So if you have so much so they watched her go into the bathroom and they went oh god help her before she cracks her head open on a fucking slot machine so if you like to drink and gamble avoid binions or you too maybe hauled away to the hospital wow she was missing for over nine hours from my perspective i had to file a missing persons report. You'd know where she went. She went to the hospital. They told you where they're taking her.

When I checked back at the casino and asked about her, I was told they didn't know anything. This guy stayed here while his mom was taking, he filed a missing persons report rather than go to the hospital with his mother. I'll be in room 1109. He's like, I'm,

I'm kind of winning on this slot. You gotta, you gotta stay with it when you're winning you know what i mean you can't just get up give me posted let me know which one they take or two okay and you have to ting ting ting ting going back to this three cherries holy shit one star from john yeah not going there every day and gamble i can't help i live at the mission what what the fuck are you talking about he lives at a mission yeah so apparently he's a homeless person of some kind here not sure not going there every day and gamble i can't help

that i live in a mission my wife and son passed away in 2018 my wife used to deal cards in this town when she was younger i was married to that woman for 40 years. My boy was born in my birthday. This person has got problems there, obviously. Then your security told me to hurry up. Why was using the bathroom? Why was using the bathroom? I come in very clean. I'm not dirty. And I gamble quite a bit at your casino. I could understand if I was dirty and wasn't gambling and just using your facilities at your expense, but I'm not. So he's a homeless guy who gambles. He came in to gamble and they treated him like a fucking hobo and he didn't like it because he's like, oh, my money's fucking green.

I'm a hobo, but I've got cash. Green is green. One star from James. Old and unattractive dealers and waitstaff. What? This guy, by the way, his picture is an ugly older man with a fucking white beard. And he wants to jerk off to your dealer. I want hot chicks to be serving me shit.

You're on the old strip. Yeah. Yeah. Go to the MGM if you want nice looking fucking girls walking around. You're on the old strip. Those women are going to be your age probably. Yeah. That's what you get.

Yeah. They're 65. They've worked there forever. That's what it is. That's how it works. Barely get served drinks when on tables. Have never win any money there. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, I don't know how people go gambling and then they leave and they're like, I can't believe I didn't win. Are you shitting me? They said, how much money do I want to throw away? There is an awning that has video graphics in it. Yeah. How do you think you're winning? Right in the asshole.

That town built a sphere that's like a weird that's from all the fucking that's gonna go on there it's the ass fucking yeah constantly wild man they're building pyramids and all that's ridiculous right in the butthole giant lions there's new york City replicas. Giant fountains. Fucking performers. Treasure Island fucking show. Right in the ass. There's fire on the street. That means you're throwing your money out. You can eat at the top of a fucking replica of the Eiffel Tower.

That's true. You can walk around with a glass of scotch. Not a cup. Down the street. Just a glass. Tinkle in your eyes. Tink, tink, tink. How you doing?

People are, yeah. They sell you what they call a whale bone of a drink. It is a slushy of booze that you have a strap on your neck. Walking down the street. How do you? A football of beer. How about a football of beer? Would you like that?

That's what they give you. You're going to lose, man. You're losing money joshua one star i have five issues with the hotel count them down then he says staff was unprofessional but that's not in his group no no he numbers them okay so i guess that is one but then he says one and he only does one six he's only got one through four okay so he's got five very confusing staff was unprofessional what i uh what i booked on a third party website was not what i received well that's what happens that's why you book through the that's what you call the hotel i never book through third party shit third party sucks i do it every time and every time i'm disappointed hotels website it's exactly what i want i always

get what i asked for it every time i show up i go ah that's what you know what you. You know what? This wasn't me. You rolled the dice. You went to Binion's. What do you want? I'm paying 12% less than everybody else. That's off. Number two, I had an issue with Wi-Fi, and the front desk told me, quote, what do you expect? It's free.

It's true. It's free. Your room was fucking $18. Yeah. I saw tonight a room there is $45. It's a Friday night, $45. You could just live there. It'd be cheaper than paying rent somewhere. Truly.. It's a Friday night. $45. You could just live there. It'd be cheaper than paying rent somewhere.

Except it's disgusting. Right. That's the only difference. Three, the cocktail waitress was very unprofessional, very rude and not polite at all. Wouldn't even blow me. He didn't say that, but that's what he's meaning. Yeah. And would not allow me to order a drink and bluntly just kept saying, huh, and no.

Waved her hand and walked away. Waved him off. What? Fuck off. No. This is the wildest shit I've ever heard. Four stars. I asked the front desk for towels,

and the front desk clerk told me they had no towels since housekeeping is gone. And if I want towels, I have to walk to the other hotel, the Four Queens, and get them. Oh, the Four Queens across the street. Across the street. You have to cross. Go outside., the Four Queens across the street. Across the street. You have to cross.

Go outside. It's literally right across the street. You have to cross Fremont. Put your feet on the asphalt. Walk back with towels while people try to sell you rap CDs and perform Elvis songs for you. And the family flies over on a zip line. Towels. Thanks, everybody.

That's fucking amazing. Or wait until the next day for housekeeping to get me towels just go over there and get towels i mean they'll give them to you probably i am staying at binion's can i get towels they have a reciprocal towel arrangement i feel with you i've heard i'm told that they'll trade you in the morning oh god and when i proceeded to ask where the pool was the lady had an attitude about it and she says she wasn't sure where it was or if it's even open. I don't even know if we have one. We might not have a pool.

Yeah. And she just shrugged her shoulders and went on with her business. I wouldn't stay at this hotel if you're looking for decent respect. Respect. Respect. Out of Vegas. No. I was staying 10 days in this hotel and instantly regret regretted my decision the first night.

Currently still staying in the hotel. He's there now. 10 days. Pissed fucking off. Judith, one star, very small room without a window. Old and outdated platform bed with mattress that does not reach the end with corner jutting out of bed is a bad safety hazard. Yeah, you're going to whack your shit on every time. Very dark room, shaded pointed edge that caused a huge gaping wound in my leg yeah yeah that'll happen instead

of being compassionate they sent two keystone cop security guards who harassed me you bleeding twat what are you doing over here you dumb bitch you walked into the bed you fucking up our bed getting blood all over bleeding on my bed. Jesus Christ. Shower had a trickle of water pressure and bathroom was very small. Combative front desk supervisor refused any concession for problems. Cannot justify $79 price tag for nightmare room. Yeah.

They answered her. Yeah. Oh? Yeah. We're sorry you did not enjoy our boutique style hotel. her yeah yeah oh yeah uh we're sorry you did not enjoy our boutique style hotel it just opened in 2019 and is designed to match the feel of the rooms when our hotel first opened in 1932 we do understand this original vintage design is not for everybody and we wish you the best fuck off is what they just said some stitches yeah okay now usually i wouldn't go this long on it but i have

to do this last one one star cory i was approached by two armed security guards and told I, quote, looked homeless. See, you look homeless. Sorry. After I had shown him my room key, I inquired as to why I was being approached. They said you look homeless again, even as a paying guest of the hotel with four booked rooms for a week. Oh, why was I being stopped? Still no valid reason. You look homeless in clean basketball shorts,

clean shirt, and fresh haircut. At this point, two more security guards showed up with their hands on their side arms. Really? They're ready to shoot him. I was a paying guest and produced my room key, inquired again as to why I was being held and why four armed security guards are necessary.

Someone comes over the radio and the main security guard accosted me, tucked his head down to here. No shoes. He doesn't have shoes. Now, all of a sudden, that is the reason. Not I look homeless and I was free to go.

No, I didn't have shoes on. Put some fucking shoes on. You don't have shoes on outside of your room? You scumbag. Gross. In a shit hotel. No, I didn't have shoes on. Put some fucking shoes on. You don't have shoes on outside of your room? You scumbag. Gross. In a shit hotel. No, I didn't have shoes on. It was late at night.

I just forgot about them. What? I forgot about them. You forgot shoes? No. I was on a no-smoking floor and went to smoke a cigarette before sleeping. I didn't think about it since I planned on being out for a short time. Shoes.

Gross. It's Vegas. You're wandering around a Vegas hotel with no shoes on. Why wasn't I just informed of that and asked to return to my room? Instead, I was harassed by four armed security guards with two hands on guns.

Oh, that's right. I look homeless. Even before anybody noticed I didn't have shoes on. Meanwhile, our floor, there was unsecured breaker boxes, access to sprinklers, access to unfinished areas of the hotel with exposed electrical wiring and access to unfinished upper floors. Then why would you walk around with no shoes on? With all those hazards out.

Oh, by the way, the day we left, I saw guys carrying two trash bags with pants missing a leg and a gray shirt from dirt and matted hair past two security guards. He had shoes on, so all was good, I guess. Yeah, shoes and shirts. Remember that? Yeah, those are two. Two. Keys. Shoes, shirts.

You mentioned shoes. That's generally what separates the homeless from the homeful. Yeah. Yes, inside. Yeah. Homeless people have shoes on most of the time. A lot of them do, yeah. They're always wearing shoes because they're out there.

That said yeah i'm grossed out let's get grosser with our personal item of the week yeah let's do it this is the i'll just i'll just turn it toward you oh it's a my it's a praying hand that's a forearm with a for some fist is it just one hand it's one It's three fingers. It's all together in an inserting motion, but not in a fist. It's called the Doc Johnson Belladonna Magic Hand. Oh, it's Belladonna. 11 1⁄2-inch hand and forearm for vaginal or anal fisting.

Whatever, yeah. And there's a black or there's a fist that comes in white. Yeah. It's actually a full fist. It looks like it's going to punch you. The fist is white? Yeah, the fist is white. This one's black. There's also white ones of this, too, you can get. So, you know, you don't want a full fist. Looks like it's going to punch you. The fist is white. Yeah, the fist is white. This one's black.

There's also white ones of this, too, you can get. So, you know, you don't want a black fist up your ass. It looked like it was praying hands. No, no. It's just one hand. One hand. Yeah. It's $29.63 is the price on this bad boy.

Half a prayer. On Amazon. Yeah. Yeah, half a prayer. It's got four and a half stars. Wow. $860. They love it.

They love it. Does it vibrate? I don't think it does. No? No. It's just a and a half stars. Wow. 860. They love it. They love it. Does it vibrate? I don't think it does. No, it's just a, it's just a big rubber hand. Do you stick it up here? If it's a, if you got a whole fist up your ass, you need to vibrate too. I don't know. I think that's a right.

That's too, that's too gluttonous, right? That's come on. What are we Nero? Like we can't do this. This is crazy. It's too much. We want too much at everything. I need it to do other things.? Like, we can't do this. This is crazy. It's too much. We want too much out of everything. I need it to do other things.

You've got to do other things with this. So here's R. Just the letter R. Letter R, and there's a last name, which I won't go into. Oh, boy. Five stars, great size is the headline. How big is it? 11 1⁄2 inches long.

Oh, my. That's from, like, middle of the forearm up. So, I mean, you could shove it all up your ass, I assume, if you really want to. How deep can you get in there? Perfect for a kinky experience that can, after practice, open new realms of pleasure and fantasy. Firm, but the fingers are flexible enough to be comfortable even through rough use. The duckbill design is easier to tolerate than the closed fist model. I imagine so.

It looks like it would be. Wow. That's the thing about the duck bill is it, like, tapers in. Yeah. The fist is just, that's, you're going big right now. It's boom, all the way. Yeah, you got to warm your ass up for that. You better have already been dilated, yeah.

I liked mine so much that I bought the VacuLock model for my F machine. The what? There's a model that you can put on a fuck machine. It's called VacuLock? VacuLock model for my F machine. The what? There's a model that you can put on a fuck machine. It's called VacuLock? VacuLock. So, yeah, so you can stick it on there. So this person will have a fist hand being fucked from a machine. Drilled in.

Wow. How is anybody supposed to match up to that with a penis? How am I supposed to fuck anybody with this thing and expect them to enjoy it? They have an arm on a fucking piece of equipment that hydraulically thrusts it into her. You can't match that. I've got the vacuum suck. What's it called? Vacu-lock for my F machine.

For my fuck machine. Jesus Christ. And I'm supposed to make you come with this dick. Come on. That's going to be difficult. Five stars. Great toy. More fun going to be difficult. Five stars. Great toy. More fun than expected.

Okay. From Jack. Yeah. I purchased this because I need a step up from my butt plug. Which, I mean, who hasn't been to the point where you're like, you know what? I just, this butt plug isn't doing it. If I got to step up to the next level. Step up.

Yeah. But couldn't find anything between the two and a half and three inch range and found this to be a great purchase even if it wasn't the step up i was looking for the material is much more flexible than i expected i guess that's good yeah i don't know how a hard piece of equipment up your ass that seems that seems brutal but lends to the ease of entry and enjoyment when inserted oh boy i can't imagine i still find it best to warm up with my master tool number four triple ripple plug yeah triple ripple to give a fucking plug for a very specific item that's a step up of the double bubble wow yeah the triple ripple wow so that the hand with all its contours and details goes in nice and easy yeah when deeply inserted 9.5

inches oh my god wow you are my hero holy shit for you you got a long ass canal there deep wow i found the fingertips on the toy are perfect for reaching my peak excitement level and with a modest amount of lube, it moves effortlessly inside you. What? Inside you. Yeah. You should have said inside me. That would take some effort.

Wow. Effortless? I don't think so. You're going to have to get a whole lot of butt plugs first. Because measurements are most difficult to find accuracy on when buying toys, I like specific characteristics. Here goes. All measurements in diameters are based on circumference.

Fingertip start, 1.25 inches. Hand width, 2.5 inches. Hand length, 6 inches. Wrist, 2 inches. Oh my god! Increasing to 2.4 inches. Insertable length, same as total, 11.25 inches. That is so

big. It's a big fucking, it's a big fucking it's a goddamn arm and hand it's not like a little a little dildo that's shaped like one like oh that won't that be cute it's i want someone's half of their arm up my ass a real hand that's a real hand uh candace five stars well worth it with one two three four five exclamation points where did she put it let's find out yeah i always wanted to be fisted. Okay. That's the first sentence. All right.

Good for you, Ken. That's the first sentence. Always. This person's going to give a little bit of her psychological background first, Candace. I always wanted to be fisted. It's a fantasy of mine. I guess because it's so bizarre and sort of taboo. Not everyone does it.

You got to be ready for it. Nobody can accommodate it. You got to be ready for nobody can accommodate you gotta be not everybody's capable i ordered this and first of all i was shocked by how big it is yeah it takes some work i believe it yeah but it's definitely well worth it it's exactly as big as a human hand oh my god it's a fucking yeah it feels so real too Out of all the realistic toys I have, in quotes, this feels the most real, and it's not at all sticky like Cyberskin is. Gross. I started out by using it to rub myself, which felt amazing in itself. Sure, sure.

She's really on the surface. This is hilarious. It took me quite the few tries, a lot of lube, a couple of dildos to work my way up and getting myself heated up for this. Best way to do it is have it facing up and get on top and slowly work your way down. Gravity. Yeah. Fuck it. Body weight. Yeah, on it.

I finally got it all the way in while I had my vibrator on my clit. And holy crap, the orgasm I had was like none before. Really? I squirted everywhere. Oh, my God. That a girl. All over. And was just amazed how incredible the feeling was.

The thrill I got from it. Definitely something you should add to your collection or to spice things up with someone. That's somebody's daughter. Wow wow and 27 people found this helpful only because they jerked off to her review like oh man they scored it everywhere too i just came thank you helpful click where is this product amazon this is all written this is amazon this is Amazon. This is Amazon.com. Somebody went on Amazon and said, I squirted everywhere. You can click on that and see her other reviews and purchases and find out what Candace is all about. God damn it.

Oh, Isaiah, three stars. Massive. More like a novelty piece. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it says, I may have misread the description before ordering this absolutely massive arm. When I seen the box in my mail room, I was taken aback and rightfully so. Upon opening it, instead of a moderately sized, easily insertable hand, I found a massive, nearly Hulk-sized arm.

It's the size of a Teddy Ruxpin. They should make it in green. Yeah. Hulk fist. arm. It's the size of a Teddy Ruxpin. They should make it in green. Yeah. Hulkfist. Don't get me wrong, the quality looks great and I appreciate the massive size, but yeah, this ain't going inside of me anytime soon. I suggest maybe ordering

the other woman-sized hand instead. Yeah, I guess so. Three stars. Feels good, but has a million tiny little holes, which are bad. So it is porous, but it is fun. Por good, but has a million tiny little holes, which are bad. So it is porous, but it is fun. Okay. Porous, but fun.

All right. Somebody's, wow, okay. One star from Pat. This thing smells horrible and caused a terrible reaction for me. Oh, no. Here we go. Where? This thing's, I've been now dealing with an infection that began one week after I purchased this product

and I'm finally taking heavy duty antibiotics. Firstly, if you have a cervix that is lower, get the fist without the fingers extended because this thing will puncture through your cervix with those fingers. Oh my. They're firm. Don't stick it in that hard

and fast. You're hitting the cervix? I mean, eventually, yeah. It's 11 and a half. Holy shit. berm don't stick it in that hard and fast you're hitting the cervix with the i mean eventually yeah it's 11 and a half yeah um holy shit so i used this toy two times and had a burning irritation that led to bacterial infection i have not been right since i used this two months ago have not have not been right pussy all fucked up my pussy's been on the disabled list for two months now sideline pussy is what that is walking crooked i did it to myself all me it smells disgusting even after washing it it smells like new tire and has been lying in a hospital bed for a year what i don't know what that means i had it in a drawer with my clothing after I bought it, and all my clothes had to be washed because of the smell.

It's disgusting. I can't believe I actually put that in my body. Twice, too. You put it in your body two times. If you're sensitive to chemicals, I do not recommend this product. If you have a lower cervix, I do not recommend this product. Thoroughly regret purchasing this. I can handle with.

That's a great. I listen i'm no withering daisy over here my first time i will fucking i handle you put a coke can out i'm on top of it but i've fucked my share i can even handle length but the finger sticking up like that was just a no for me wow yeah and does everybody know the location of their cervix? I suppose. I think chicks do probably. Yeah, they know where their cervix is. Yeah.

They know if it's getting poked. They're the only ones that have one. Yeah. I don't know where mine is. I can't find it. I've looked. I can't find it. I've misplaced it.

I think I don't have one. I think I was born without it. Maybel gives one star. Buyer beware. Oh. I got the box and I didn't even want to open it because the smell was so strong. Oh, she's getting the Toyo tires too? Yeah, that's right.

Sickeningly strong. Wow. Keep in mind, it's still wrapped in plastic, wrapped in a shipping box. And she can still smell the tires. The Amazon guy's like, I know I just dropped off a dildo. I can smell it. I can smell the dildo tire. Smell dildo tire.

I took it out of the box and it only got stronger. Well, it wouldn't get weaker. Yep. Yep. I washed it four times the box and it only got stronger. Well, it wouldn't get weaker. Yep. Yep. I washed it four times and the smell is just as strong. And it felt slimy even after washing it with antibacterial hand soap and special toy soap

four times. Oh, and you can't return it. No, you can't. That's your fist right now. That's your fisting arm, sir. That's your half a prayer. Enjoy it. Wow. If all of those things are okay with you, the hand is flimsy. The fingers obviously do not have anything that makes them more rigid like actual fingers. Feels more like jellies but flesh tone.

Still real floppy. Okay. Floppy. Oh, boy. One star. Disappointed. Oh. Yeah.

After a couple of hours working my way up in size with other toys. a couple of hours, this person's like, what are you doing tonight? Well, I got a lot of plans for tonight. Spend a few hours. I got at least a couple hours. Gaging up my pussy and then I'm going to ram a fist into it. How about you? A couple hours. A couple hours.

I was thrilled that I managed to get this toy inside my ass. Well, yeah. That's an accomplishment. You bought it for that. You did it. Wow. After just a few minutes of play, it suddenly dawned on me that this is a poor substitute for what a real hand would feel like. What?

You have a hand sticking up your ass. What do you want? It just dawned on you? A live person would move as in rotate, thrust, pull, and flex. That's the idea. This just became an awkward large object to insert. Yeah. It dawned on me.

It just dawned on me. After a couple hours. Yeah, it dawned on me. Lucille One Star didn't work for me. No? I really didn't like this. It's very floppy and jiggly and just gave me the creeps. It also smells really bad. I really love dildo play. But this one.

The honesty. Just wasn't for me. And it's not the dildo play. It's the fact that this one doesn't work. It just doesn't work. I'm good at that. I can take with. I fuck myself constantly.

Constantly. Even length even length mark one star as we on several uh as we on several restraint toys this is by far we own several restraint toys this is by far the cheapest made product i've ever seen that's it even okay the. Amongst all my restraint toys. That's it. This one's cheap. Yeah, half a fist is no good. One star, heavier than a real hand, rendering it useless. What? I don't know what the weight would have to do with that at all. You can sit on it and you'll be done.

So there we go. That is the personal item of the week. So that said, let's now, we got to go somewhere else. Let's get out of here. We've been to CC's. We've been to shitty binions let's now, we got to go somewhere else. Let's get out of here. We've been to Sisi's. We've been to shitty Binion's. My ass hurts. Let's go somewhere beautiful.

Let's go to the Parthenon in Athens, Greece. What do you say? How could you? Wow. That, it's a beautiful old ruins. This is 2,000 year old. Oh, it's amazing. Yeah.

It's in Athens, Greece here. The Parthenon's a former temple on the Athenian Acropolis, Greece, that was dedicated to the goddess Athena during the 5th century B.C. So what is that? 2,500 years old. Wow. Yeah. Its decorative sculptures are considered some of the high points of classical Greek art, an enduring symbol of ancient Greece democracy and Western civilization.

It's amazing that it exists for Christ's sake. Construction started in 447 B.C. And the Parthenon, is that what it's called? The area where it's at? Yeah, the Parthenon. So that's all on like a 30 degree slant. So they had to bring all of that. All of the stone to build those.

Incredible. It's amazing. It's incredible. Unbelievable. So people have a lot of bitching about it, obviously. Here we go. Obviously. They want it to be perfect and it's not.

So some people love it, the Parthenon. And honestly, it has 4.8 stars, by the way, out of 72,356. 4.8. 4.8. Pretty good. It should be five. If you expect what it is, it's an old ruins, and you're going to see it and take it in, then that's what it is.

Don't expect things around it. I don't know. Marcus Aurelius, right? I guess. I think so. Julius Caesar. Marcus Aurelius, right? It's, I guess. I think so. Julius Caesar. All those people were there, right? We're talking Greece now.

Oh, that's Rome? That's Rome, yeah. So we've got Greece and Rome mixed up. What's Greece? Greece is pre-Rome. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, yeah. The birthplace of democracy. Yeah, it's before the Roman Empire, Greece. Yeah, yeah. So that's a different time. Yeah, it's the first time they thought of it. Much more impressive. Hey, let's vote for shit. Isn't that interesting? So, Darren with. Wow. Yeah. So that's a different time. This is the first time they thought of it. Much more impressive. Hey, let's vote for shit.

Isn't that interesting? So Darren with five stars. Yeah. Absolutely stunning. Yeah. Visited in April. Busy but not packed like I've been told. Key points.

Bathrooms are scarce. So plan accordingly. And there's lines. They didn't. They didn't put those in ahead of time. They didn't think about that. They were like, let's put a big men's room in here with a, what, 10, 12 year olds, you think?

All the running water. That's, yeah, that's, you're retrofitting that shit in there. That's going to be tough. No bathrooms.

Nope. Buy tickets prior to arrival if you're able or search a walking guide tour that includes entrance tickets worth experiencing yourself. And he's got a bunch of beautiful pictures of it.

It looks great. And this person, though, five stars, didn't expect there to be perfect bathroom facilities. Yeah, how could you? Well, not what he was there for. It's so old.

No. Here is a person, five stars. There is no words to review this place. Parthenon is a wonder of our human culture. Built on Acropolis Hill, this building is a temple and was used as a mosque and a church under various rulers of Athens. That's when the Ottomans took over, I think. Now the reconstruction work

is going on and the added sculptures are almost 100% ruined, but the structure still stands. Visiting Acropolis Museum surely clears the structural, surely clears the structural idea of the Parthenon.

I don't think English is their first language. Four stars, very nice historic place, but full of people. Weird that they'd want to see that. Of course. Yeah. Like there's tons of 25-year-old, 100-year-old fucking ruins that you can go.

No. It's kind of the reason people go there. Yeah. Very difficult to take pictures or just hang around. Bring shoes for walking. Yeah. You idiot. or just hang around. Bring shoes for walking. Yeah. You idiot. You fucking idiot. Always bring shoes for walking. One star. It's like,

wow, it's like an unfinished building. It's 2,500 years old. No, no, it was finished. It was finished. It's falling apart and they're trying to maintain and stop the falling apart, you idiot cement everywhere tools all around cranes scaffold everywhere scaffolds everywhere you know like they're trying to keep it keep it from falling on top of you you moron so we can see it in the future

very disappointing for 30 euros what did you want what a dips dipshit. What the fuck, man? Sweet ducks, one star. Very terrible. Very terrible. Very terrible. The sun was so painfully bright that I got a sunburn even with sunscreen on. You left a review. Hold on. Of a place.

This place is 2,500 years old. Because the sun was out. Who gives a shit about this place? It was too sunny that day. It was sunny. You went out on a sunny day. You went out on a summer sunny day. How were the people of the Parthenon, whoever runs the Parthenon, supposed to fucking keep the sun a little cooler for you?

We need more shade. How is that possible? Wow. The whole place smelled like urine and sweat and the people were horrid. Yeah. I personally did not enjoy the trip at all and would not recommend going unless the sight of rocks excites you so much. I mean, that's what it's built out of. Yeah. Fuck history. Where's your Starbucks?

In some shade. Jesus. In some shade. Although it's a lovely historical artifact, I prefer to look at it from pictures rather than visiting it. Artifact. Artifact. It's art. It's beautiful. My God. This is an idiot.

JP, one star. Yeah. We visited Athens for 40 minutes during the middle of the day, parked our car on an active street, had some luggage in the trunk, never opened our trunk. Uh-oh. And we were robbed. Yeah. Parked your car with all your shit in the middle of the tourist area. Crazy. Getting robbed.

Worst experience of my life. Athens is also very ugly. It's not worth it to visit these archaeological sites. Not worth it. I will never visit again and will avoid flying into this city at all costs. I'm going to fly in. Not even flying in.

Fuck this place. Somebody robbed us. Oh, man. Maria, one star. Very disappointing service. What are you looking for? Well, we purchased combined e-tickets for four persons, 120 euro. When we went to the Acropolis there was a huge line only to print the tickets. We didn't receive any QR code after one hour of waiting and losing our time slot.

The lady on the entrance told us there was nothing to be done as everything is broken and we need to print the the lady asked us where we were from and we said bulgaria she insisted we've purchased from scam site and we need to print the tickets just in case sorry yeah sorry bulgarians are famous for robbing each other that's what happened i felt very offended as we bought the tickets from the official site after showing her she didn't believe it you bulgarian bullshit artist that's what you guys do there. You scam. They got a real, if any Bulgarians come in, they're full of shit. They're lying.

Turn them away. Turn them away. This is a huge disrespect and discrimination. Those Bulgarians always getting discriminated on. People out there are going, is that still a country?

Is that a place? I don't remember Bulgaria. Yeah, that's a country still. Never had those kind of problems in any other part of Greece. Looks like the capital is a hateful place still full of prejudice. You filthy Bulgarian. Still full of it.

Still full. She's a blonde white lady, by the way. Are they known for their prejudice? To Bulgarians, apparently. Yeah. One and a half hour later, still waiting on the queue while it's raining. They can't control the rain. At least they could have someone outside explaining to the confused people what to do.

Hopefully the Acropolis is worthy all that waiting and discrimination. Oh, my God. Okay, we'll do the last one here. One star. Bad experience. Tell me why. We read about a lot of verbal fights, and now we understand why. Verbal what?

Verbal fights. Arguments going on down there that's just greeks talk loud maybe i don't know if it's italy you think a lot of people are fighting but they're really not that's just how it is silly talk um not friendly at all no i wanted to bring my what the fuck my bouzouki bouzouki i don't know what that is b-o-u-z-o-u-k-i i don't know what that is. B-O-U-Z-O-U-K-I. I don't know. Just to take a photo. It's got to be a camera of some kind, a bouzouki. And he had me put it in a small office where pretty much anyone could just take it. We're not talking about a cheap tourist instrument, but a 3,500 euro instrument.

The bouzouki is 3,500 dollars? I think the bouzouki is like a really good camera probably. It's like a professional camera. I think the bouzouki is like a really good camera, probably like a professional camera. When I politely asked them just to take the photo on top with my bouzouki, they refused and not in a polite way. Wow. This person must be Bulgarian. They came all the way from Belgium for at least being able to take a picture of this, paid 25 euro for a ticket. We didn't even get the picture.

Okay. Yeah. That's obviously there. One more thing, actually, we'll do, because this is fucking hilarious. And then we'll start. We'll finish it up next week. One star. This place was horrendous.

The state it was in is appalling. Dude, what do you want? It's falling down. It's not even a nice building. Holy shit. I hated my visit with a burning passion exclamation point oh my god i regret all previous decisions to visit he's denouncing himself waste of money time and facilities facility knock it down and build the fucking cc's pizza do it it looks like

shit i am personally i personally am going to write a complaint and potentially consider and potentially consider suing the greek government for what as my stay was borderline traumatizing oh that's it that's all he said that's all he said traumatized by the parthenon so i saw it and i was traumatized there you go that everybody is the paron. And we're going to finish that up next week because there's a lot more to people complaining about weird shit like cats and Wi-Fi. It's a fucking miracle that it exists. It's mid. Unbelievable. Parthenon.

Mid as fuck. That is fucking amazing. How have we built these places up so high that somebody can look at it and go, what is this shit? The fucking ego people have is amazing. Isn't it incredible? We are. God damn it. We're awful and disgusting people.

So at least it's nice to see people in other countries are also pains in the asses. They're coming from everywhere bitching. So that's good. Not just Americans that do that. That's nice to see. That's good. We always think of other places as, you know. Probably respectful. Yeah. No, this is big assholes. That's nice to say. That's good. We always think of other places as, you know. Probably respectful.

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