Your Stupid Opinions - Jackie Chan Goes To White Castle, Love Psychic, Pawning Your Dignity, Five Fluid Ounces Of Fun

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

We hear some wild reviews about a White Castle restaurant that sees many visits from Jackie Chan. A person calling themselves "The Love Psychic" who may need a lot of money to remove your familial curses. A very personal item that will surprise you with its output. A rural pawn shop that might sell your tractor, and cause you to want to break out the tar & feathers & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Oh, thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman.

We are so excited again today for more crazy opinions, and we have some fun stuff lined up today. We got a white castle on Staten Island. We got all sorts of weird stuff, man. Yes, we have a psychic in Dallas. We got some fun stuff on Staten Island. We got all sorts of weird stuff, man. Yes, we have a psychic in Dallas. We got some fun stuff, a pawn shop. Oh, baby. Oh, great.

So much fun today. Once again, as we say at the top of every show, these are not our opinions for the most part. We'll tell you if we have an opinion on it. But for the most part, these are everybody else's reviews. And the point of the show, we feel, is that the reviews most times say way more about the reviewer than what is being reviewed. And that's what's fun, figuring this all out. So that said, let's do it. Let's dive right in because we are headed to White Castle.

Oh, boy. James and Jimmy are going to White Castle. That's our movie that we're making now. to White Castle. That's our movie that we're making now. And we're going to the White Castle on 2221 Highland Boulevard in Staten Island, New York. I'm going to say it right out of the gate, James. The hype is too much. The hype for White Castle?

Yeah. I don't know. Do you love it? I love White Castle. I figured out why, though. I figured out why it's a thing for New Yorkers especially. I don't know about the Midwest or anywhere else, but in New York, everybody goes to White Castle after they do something very fun. That's what it is because White Castle is open late.

So after a Yankee game, you'd stop at White Castle. After a day at whatever, you go to one of the amusement parks or something, you at white castle so everybody's memories of white castle are yeah we stopped and got all these burgers after we did this really fun thing with my family and all that shit so it has a very weird built-in nostalgic thing to it where we don't mind mediocre burgers that make us sick 80 of the time yeah that's what and then on the west coast it did not exist until it was microwavable. And then if you went back east and then had all the hype about how fucking great it is, and then you tried it and you're like, no, this isn't it at all. Here we are, White Castle, fast food chain serving signature beef, chicken, and fish sliders.

I had no idea they even had that. You just get regular. There's chicken and fish there? There's fish there? You're trusting White Castle with fish? I don't think so. Plus extras such as onion rings. Okay. This is a 24-hour location.

Wow. You can find just groups of fucking Italian kids beating the shit out of each other in the parking lot at 3 o'clock in the morning. Most nights of the week, I would assume here. It has four stars on Google out of 1,242 reviews. That's not bad at all. It's not that bad. That's what I mean, because a lot of people are stopping on the way to or from. So here is Mario, gives it five stars.

He said, placed a mobile order around midnight. When I arrived, the staff at the location were extremely friendly and helpful. Is that right? Oh, yeah. At midnight? At midnight. The food was hot and were extremely friendly and helpful. Is that right? Oh yeah. Midnight at midnight. The food was hot and fresh, hot and fresh. Most of the time when you get fast food,

the service is terrible, but not at this location. Knocked it out of the park. Wow. Thank you again. Only wish I got the two employees names. So I, so I could shout them out.

I bet they were wearing it on their fucking shirt. Probably. Well, at this location, maybe not, as we'll talk about. They run incognito around here. Next up, Vincenzo with five stars. Oh, Vincenzo over here. How did you do this? He said, visiting from Hawaii,

and I have to say, the sliders were amazing. We only have frozen White Castle in Hawaii, which suck compared to fresh at this restaurant. Drive-thru was at a standstill, so went inside. Staff was friendly enough. It's Staten Island. You're not getting too friendly. You know what I mean? Let's be honest here. You're in a

borough here, so you're going to get some. What do you want? There's going to be a little of that. Seating area very pleasant, and even the bathrooms were open and clean with no key needed. Wow. You could just pee at will in there. You can just go to the bathroom? Wow. No key or anything. Used to go to the White Castle and Rahway back in the day, which was risking your life. Yeah, White Castles are notoriously dangerous back here because they're open really late and it's

just groups of young people that just savage each other in the parking lot space. And if it's open 24 hours a day, it's a warm place for a junkie to do whatever that she wants to do in there. There's no key needed in the bathroom. He said, glad Staten Island has one now. Will visit this White Castle on my quarterly visits here going forward. You live in Hawaii and you visit Staten Island? Where the fuck? Quarterly. The hell is wrong with you? He's got business there, right? He's got to. I have to. visits here going forward you you're you live in hawaii and you visit staten island where the

quarterly the hell is wrong with you he's got business there right he's got to have to thomas with five stars finally this makes no sense best italian food ever from pizza to the soup huh what i know they don't know they might have fish but they don't have fucking pizza and chicken parmesan i know you missed the mark somewhere wow excellent vegetarian options cooked well with oil and mild spices and it's easily wheelchair accessible he says too so come on in all right one star clam stripes are back not strips stripes clam stripes clam stripes now look at his clam strips what the the fuck is that? They are cooked about three times too long. I like

crispy shit and that is... That looks like the shit that you scrape out of the bottom of the fry fryer. Yeah, that's just old enough. They can throw in the trash. Chunks of breading that's fallen off and overcooked. But this is how they serve it. I'm not going to White

Castle for culinary masterpieces but someone either doesn't know how to set a timer or forgot to pay attention to a timer. They had the balls to serve this, so it only shows they don't give a fuck. So why support them? Yeah. They don't give a fuck. You don't give a fuck. Tell them, Ron. They just don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Tell them, Ron. Ace Place, they just don't give a fuck.

I got clam stripes. I was pretty excited. I get this pile of shit. Those are just the stripes off the strips. That's all it is. That's it, man. So you don't want striped clams. I don't think those are good.

That means they've gone bad. It's bad. The clam is striped. Next one from you, Lisa. This is one star, and here we go. This is a very long one. One of the longest things we've ever done. But it's fucking wild.

And she worked there. So she's going to give you the inside dope on White Castle here. She's a whistleblower. Oh, yeah. I was debating if I should even write a review about this place because I worked here. But this place needs to be exposed of the truth. Here we go. Of the truth.

She's dead by now. Oh, yeah. She's been murdered with a White Castle hat stuffed in her mouth and left by a dumpster. Rat. That means she's a rat. A handful of stripes up her ass. Clam stripes sprinkled all over like crack rocks. I want to start off by saying if you want a job and you're a female who wants to

work here i suggest you don't derrick and eddie are both grown men who objectify women whether they are co-workers or customers oh it's it's this is her tell-all memoir this derrick and eddie are in trouble now it's called her memoir is called From White Castle with Shame is the name of it. Around November of last year, this is from four weeks ago too. Wow. Very current. Around November of last year, I had quit my job for personal reasons. I was desperately looking for

a job and to my surprise, I saw White Castle was hiring. What's surprising about that? To my surprise, fast food places are hiring. Weird, right? You never hear of that before. They're notoriously difficult to get into. A lot of nepotism.

You got to knock somebody off so you can get their job. It's all willed through families, really. It feels like Eddie might be making people uncomfortable enough to leave a lot. Possibly, yeah. And Derek, I got the job, and I'd say the process was very fast and easy it's fast food it should be um i got an interview and the next day they hired me yep that's how it works right off the bat when i walked in the vibe of the place threw me off completely derek was so unprofessional i didn't receive a proper interview he made me fill out some documents since i got hired on the spot yeah that's it's fast food

you weren't drooling you came like yeah look like you had showered in the last couple days and you know you spoke english two out and start tomorrow well yeah it's not hard it's not hard it's fast food we'll teach you the rest basically so he said she goes on to say, though, he asked very personal questions. And I thought that was normal. Well, that's not normal. What's your body count? That is absolutely not fucking normal, I would say. Oh, my God. What's your porn category?

Then it started to get weirder. Then it got weirder. After I had finished with the documents, he said I was free to go, and him and Eddie both started to sexualize me, proceeding to look at me in a very uncomfortable way. They're just looking at her, rubbing their dicks. What's going on here? I simply just pushed it aside because I desperately needed this job. They were like, oh yeah, you're hired, girl. That's right. What do you need, a medium? Then here's a small. There you go. Let's see.

Let's see what you're working with. Like, that is disturbing. My first week working there, everything was fine. I had no problem with anyone. And after this incident, everything just started to unravel. I guess there's an incident coming. I was grabbing a broom from the storage room, and out of nowhere, Derek comes toward me. Uh-oh.

He stops me and lays out his hand in front of me. I thought he was going to give me something, but instead he grabs my hand and I had to quickly pull it away because first I had just started working there. Whether other girls were okay with that, I wasn't. And if I don't know you, you have no right to touch me without my consent. Yeah, don't be feeling me up. True, yeah. Anybody.

I felt so uneasy and he saw my initial reaction and tried covering up by making a lame excuse for what he did. After that, I just walked away. Okay, that's weird. Was it a handshake or was it, he's just. He's held his hand out and grabbed, I don't know if he was gonna, who knows, we don't know.

Kiss it. She pulled it away so we can't ever. We don't know if he was going to. Who knows? We don't know. She pulled it away, so we can't ever get his intent. But I don't think you should probably do that at all to your employees at a White Castle, probably. Derek is the general manager. Not only does he objectify women, he's also extremely rude to employees and customers, including the delivery people. He's also racist and immature. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

And now she has a list of seven things she's going to go down. Okay. Yeah. One, when Asians would come into the store, Derek would call them Jackie Chan and proceed to laugh like it was funny. Derek. See, that's the difference. If you're laughing at Derek because he he's calling that's the best he

can come up with what an idiot yeah i'm offended as a comedian that's just a that's just weak that's just fucking weak the boss is saying yeah does he call does he say what what a little b jackie chan or what i think he says to the employees, like, will you go fucking take Jackie Chan's order already? Hey, we got a family of chans up there. You want to go fucking take their order or what? Hey, Jackie. Yeah, yeah. She got you covered.

Don't worry about it. We'll get the clam stripes in the fryer, Jackie. That's it. Be nice, though. The karate kick you right over the counter. I'm telling you. You seen them fucking movies? I've seen it, yeah.

He's wild. I'm telling you. They'll put you right in the fryer. You won't even know again. Forget about it. I would do drive through and there would be women pulling up and he would say the most unsettling and disturbing comments as if they weren't right there or couldn't hear because half the time I would have the window open.

So he's just like, you see in the tits on this one. No, right here. Four feet from me in the green car. You see in a fucking fucking rack on there. I'm telling you, four feet from me in the green car. You see in the fucking rack on there? I'm telling you, I'd like to jizzle. Here's your order right here. Can I get you a straw ketchup? What do you need?

What do you need? That is fucking weird. They would continuously call us female coworkers names that we had no clue what their meaning were. Come to find out they were sexualizing us. Yeah. They had nicknames for everybody. Dirtbags. Get away with that.

Four, the bathroom would be so dirty and no one would clean it. There will be poop every week. Wally's over here calling her legs or something. Hey, clean that shit up. No, bend over so I can see your ass while you do it. It sounds like a real fucking gentleman here. It was so disgusting trying to use the women's bathroom by the way i started working in december and not once did i see anyone clean the bathroom months they just don't clean it apparently allegedly i was told the morning people were

supposed to do it and i worked mornings nobody did it nope so oh boy five he is so childish and immature derrick already one of the two evidently yeah the respect people have for him is none he has no self-respect he shouts at us in front of customers and it would sometimes cause customers to worry he only wants to act professional when it's convenient to him for example when he would go on meetings, and then in parentheses, he barely told us what they would tell him, but he would start acting professional, then he would go back to his usual self.

That's what people do. Seven, I went to work today like any other regular day and come to find out I was terminated, and honestly, he could have texted it to me instead of me wasting my time going to work and finding out. Showing up, yeah. Getting dressed, putting the fucking dumb hat on, have texted it to me instead of me wasting my time going to work and finding out showing up yeah getting dressed putting the fucking dumb hat on and now you're gonna fire me when i'm now i'm wearing a stupid hat and i'm fired fuck you dressed like an asshole wow eight ever since i started to

see the kind of man child he was i stopped respecting him he noticed it too so he made his feelings very much known of course and he very much played favoritism as well. And there and he would always make everything personal. There's so much more to this list. I could write a whole essay. You should. I hope you do. Yeah. And honestly, this is more than enough. I've never experienced such a nasty work environment until working here. And I honestly feel so relieved that I don't ever have to waste my time or energy on people like him i just hope no one should ever have to experience this especially in a fast food industry so she prevalent there she does give the food three out of five though on her thing below it one out of five for atmosphere and service okay one star here we go this is from george went in for an interview and a man named derrick gave me the worst over-the-counter interview ever. No, nothing. Well, you forgot your tits. That's what I'm saying.

Did you leave your fucking ass at home? Wow. Almost as if I lost the job the moment I came in. Very unprofessional and should be looked into. I bet he hires young girls, though. Yeah, now you're getting it. That's how this works. Very terrible experience.

Is your name Terry? Maybe Derek felt slighted that your name was Tracy and then you showed up. We don't have a lot of Georges here, really. Let me tell you something. We got a Derek and an Eddie and then not a lot of Georges, if you know what I mean. Yes, very terrible experience. Won't he even be going to any white castle ever again? For what?

Three question marks to be judged by some minimum wage manager. People are so full of themselves. Derek from white castle, I believe is sexist or trying to keep it in the family or something. You know, it's a family run business. White castle. Oh God. One star from Patrick dumpsterster fire trash employees nice what is your hiring process well let me explain to you you come in allegedly derrick or eddie looks you over

if they if they if their dick gets hard then they just give you the documents and you come into work and they try to hold your hand if not if your name's george or patrick you just go home i believe that's how it works um do you actually interview these people or are you just handing out uniforms like you start tomorrow that's exactly what they're doing handing them out or not okay here is from three months ago by the way So this review was written in, say, February of 2024. Just keep that in mind. Okay. One star. I have had constant stomach aches since eating your sliders on July 13, 2023.

Eight months. I've had eight months of the shits and stomach aches and just not feeling good. Your food gave me cancer. This is terrible. I ate it once. Holy shit. Yeah, what do you have? All sort of colitis.

I think it's the thing from Aliens going to pop out of his stomach and start fucking dancing around. Yeah, it's hatching. It's hatching right now. Adrian One Star. If I could give a negative zero, I would. Of course you would. Terrible. They totally hid from us so when we so we couldn't

order food at 1 a.m what they hit it now nobody say shit shut up hold on they're pulling up no turn the fuck you left the fucking light on just get down get down don't turn it off now they'll and they're hiding they're fucking they're fucking hiding that is amazing that was that was so i couldn't order food at 1 a.m terrible don't go late they will not serve you they close at 2 a.m now now they're open this is a year ago now they're 24 after honking hey you're open, motherfucker. I see you. I see you. Rude young woman comes to window after I saw her and co-worker walking to the back and says, no burgers.

Well, that's kind of. We got fish, stripes, and chicken. What do you want, clam stripes? No. They should just close. Draining the last hour of their shift. Terrible and disgraceful. That's the third terrible, this review, by the way.

They need people who actually want to work and service. Poor customer service. White Castle should maybe pay people better so that their employees work happily. Well, then you'd be pissed off because burgers would be 30 cents more and you complain about that. So there's no fucking, there's no answer. You're not making anybody happy. There's no solution to anything. Sucks.

Do not go here late. I will never go to this place again. When you go to fast food, you expect bad food. If it's edible, you win. You win and you paid more than probably you wanted to. Yeah. It's the other thing. Rick with one star, I saw a little bro in the window and he ain't answer the phone.

So what's up? He went there. They hid from him. He could see the motherfucker. He called and the dude looked at the phone. He's like, don't answer that. Don't answer that. It's like, yeah, I see you.

What's up, man? I see you. That's hilarious. So that's what they do. Lisa, one star star whoever is taking orders at the drive-thru is very rude she does not have a name tag see oh wow i knew that was coming earlier she didn't even say welcome or thank you back okay she looks miserable to have a job in this very difficult time when people are actually looking for a job whoever the manager is

you should let her see this review so she can learn how to serve customers his name's derek and he's checking off in the office i want to show you two things lisa's review and my dick so which one which one's more appetizing what do you think i listen to him listen to this one i don't know oh man will finally last one one star from will used to love this place. Horrible last time. Person was rude and ended up throwing my full Coke with ice in my face from the drive-thru window. What did you do?

They threw a full soda at him through his fucking car window, which is amazing. Most of the times when that happens, I'm on the fast food worker's side. Because that guy in that car had to have done some shit, right? Well, he says, quote, I don't know what I did to deserve this. I didn't even, I wasn't even mean. I didn't say shit. They mistook me for someone else, I think. But I will never go to this White Castle or anyone ever again.

I hear they have bioengineered food anyway. I'm good on this trash. Okay. Threw a on this trash. Okay. Threw a full Coke in his face. At least he didn't say, where's your wife? Let me look at her tits. Where's your daughter? Okay, so you can predict what happens after White Castle because you know what's going to happen in your stomach.

You're going to get sick, yeah. But maybe you have other questions about what's going to happen in the world, especially maybe in the areas of love. Somebody have the answers? For those answers, you go to one place and that is dallas texas or yeah dallas 6140 spring valley road in dallas to love psychic elaine green everybody elaine knows all here she knows all 4.2 stars for elaine oh yeah not too bad. But it's either five or one. There's no in between. It's all... People have some issues here. Let's find out who she really helped with her predictions.

Here is Ariella with five stars. Alcoholism had brought my life to a standstill as I had no aim in life. Wow, you're just throwing that out there. A friend advised me to visit Elaine. Okay. Through her chakra balancing and spiritual healing techniques, Elaine gave my life a new direction.

A life a new direction. Cured her alcoholism by chatting at her? Wow. By fucking balancing her chakra. Apparently that was the whole problem. Yeah. Anybody out there, if you got a booze problem, I don't know if you've checked your chakra. Yeah. It's like a seesaw.

You really got to get it even. You know what I mean? I got back the peace of mind that I had lost and quit drinking soon. Soon. Soon. Yeah. Not right away. I mean, you know, you got to taper off a little bit.

Yeah. Elaine's excellent advice also helped me reorganize my life to put things right now i'm a changed person and happy with my life so she's part therapist part life coach part psychic from this person what the fuck did she tell her and part love doctor she's like all um i can never thank you enough elaine wow okay karen gives five stars wow a karen is giving five stars a happy person yeah well i was almost on the verge of being divorced when our family suggested that we visit elaine once your family who really the kids mom dad one of her crackpot sisters somebody yeah yeah where's the

clothes the cousin that's not allowed in the house unless it's Thanksgiving or something. Never wears a bra and wears really thin things to family gatherings. Ten-year-old kids stare at her. She brought back the passion that was lost in our relationship. Whoa. What did she tell you to do? Is she a plastic surgeon also, too? No?

She's multi-talented holy shit uh through her powerful techniques and her extremely useful guidance for mending the relationship we are happy once again thank you so much elaine she fucking teacher kegels or something what happened she taught me how to suck dick taught him where the fucking g spot was, and we are thrilled. Let me tell you something. We got the passion back. Our bed's sunk. Yeah. It's so good. Our sheets, we don't even use them anymore.

We just put down a tarp. We had to put rubber sheets down. Lay down a tarp and have at it. That's what we do, everybody. That's it. So Tasha with five stars. My husband had left me, and I was so depressed. Oh, my God.

This is, yeah, you might need an actual therapist. five stars my husband had left me and i was so depressed oh my god this is yeah you probably you might need like an actual therapist but no i wanted him back but didn't know what to do oh man that's sad i went to see elaine and she gave me a love spell and it worked what he came back two weeks later he taught she taught me to stalk to stop i think he just needed to like a break and he was going out to get some tail. And then when she's just as terrible out here, I guess it wasn't so bad being married. And then he went back home and she's like, the love spell worked. He's like, yeah, totally.

The love spell. It wasn't that psycho that gave me crabs. Wasn't that girls in bars don't want to fuck me anymore because I'm 42. Not as fucking handsome as I used to be. It's not that the bartender asked the girl I was hitting on if I was bothering her in front of me. Slipped her a note in front of me. And the girl just held up one finger like, give it a minute, maybe. I knew it was a problem then.

Yeah. One star from the next one here. Psychics get their information from deceiving spirits. Those deceiving spirits are fallen angels, demons, according to the Holy Bible. Do not go seeking after demons, but instead turn to God in repentance. Yeah. Duh. So, you know.

Is this a one star? That's a one star review. Just generally doesn't like the whole idea this person did they go to the psychic or they didn't go no no they're just reviewing every psychic with that probably oh my god give it a chance if you're gonna do this no shit uh one star from bellen um i wish i could give zero stars there we go zero in bell. Yeah. Whatever you do, do not go to Elaine for anything. She's a scammer. Yeah.

I'm now an alcoholic. Now I'm an alcoholic and my husband just left me again. He had come back and now he's gone. Her quote reading was 10 minutes and what she said was incredibly vague. That's psychics. And come to find out, based off other other reviews she had said the same thing to other customers oh yeah she eventually asked me for a five thousand dollar deposit what are you a fucking are you an attorney on retainer if i get arrested can you get me out of now we're gonna

add esquire to her list of titles this woman she's a doctor she says that's too much for elaine i've paid less than that for retainer jesus yeah jesus that's dr dr elaine psychic esqu says that's too much for elaine i paid less than that for a retainer jesus yeah jesus that's dr dr elaine psychic esquire that's who she is phd phd fucking esquire in order to cleanse the darkness in my family and then she says that's literal bull well no it's not that's not literal they say yeah literal bull is response from the owner we got a response oh elaine has some chatting oh yeah hi i'm not even sure who this is however i do apologize that you were dissatisfied with your reading i would have gladly refunded you if you had let me know your dissatisfaction initially i am not here to scam anyone i only offer my help, and insight to all of my clients. Okay.

One star. Elaine Green, quote, scam psychic, shouldn't even qualify for one star. Uh-oh. If I could give zero, I would. She repeatedly said that, quote, her meditation visions tell her there is negative energy and turmoil. Then dot, dot, dot dot all caps. Really? That's why I'm here. Yeah. And she says, isn't that obvious

when I come to you with relationship issues? No shit. Fucking dummy. Tell me something I don't know. She didn't offer any more insight than turmoil in the relationship or he is confused. Yeah. I already know this. $400 down the drain.

Pay $400 for that. $400 for, I don't know, you might be confused. At least it wasn't $5,000. Yeah, no shit. When she wanted more money for crystals, and I said, no, but let's finish with the healing cleansing with the money I already gave you, she disappeared. That's impressive.

I was going to say, so she's a magician now, too. This is amazing. The more I hear about this, Elaine, she's incredible, honestly, all these things she can do. I'm blown away. Wow. She never responded to another call or text until I sent her a Venmo for my money back. Then she called me and honestly asked me for more money.

You want it back? How about the opposite? What if you give me more? What if you Venmo me more? Yeah, how about we do that? Yeah. My new, no, no, new policy, new policy, twice as much paid, half the satisfaction. I'm sorry.

I know, I know it's a value, but you know what? I got to do it. I don't care if I lose money. I want to help people. That's all I want to do um she called us for more money to do a bigger cleansing because my great great great grandfather had a curse put on him and his family there it is i did some digging and i figured out your great great great grandfather had a curse put on himself his whole family so you're fucked basically that's why that's why the guy's confused.

Need more money. Yeah, I didn't realize it until you Venmo'd me for money, but then I realized it. Then scammer 100%. That's her end here. Alicia, one star, right away said everyone was against me. That's the difference between that and a therapist. A therapist will go, no one's against you. This is you got to work on you. Whereas this guy, she'll go, everyone's against you.

Really? I thought so. That's how it feels. Yeah. That's what it is. Anybody on earth would go, I knew it. Finally, someone fucking gets it. Because we all have that in the back of our minds.

They're all against me. Everybody thinks that. Unless you're a fucking egomaniacal psychopath. You think everyone hates you at some point. Everyone was against me and had to do some chakra balancing. We'll balance that chakra. I hate when people do this. Could not give me specifics on anything.

She refunded me, which was good. I hate scam artists. Okay. So she got nothing lost. What'd she lose, an hour? No, nothing lost. You should review that then. You had some fun.

If you left with the money in your hand, then you, yeah. You're the winner. Yeah, it's an activity. I look at a psychic as, I don't expect results if I'm going to a psychic. I'm going to a psychic for fun. And if it's something cooler, they actually are like, hey, this and this. And it was something that how the hell could you know that? That's kind of neat.

It's an experience and an activity. It's not a quid pro quo. I give you money and then you give me something that I can tangibly hold on to. And even if it was, you can look at it as like when you go to one of those fucking pottery places where you paint a pot and then take it home. Yeah, it sucks. It's a shit pot. It's stupid. You're never going to use that.

No. You could have bought a pot at Target for a quarter of the price, and it would be way better, and you'd have it for way longer. And it would look nicer. It's the experience. Yeah. Oh, man. Rodrigo, one star. I went on a desperate moment looking for help, and I was just scammed.

I was told that my problem was going to be fixed, but I needed to pay $1,000 to get the work done. Oh, yeah. Like it's a transmission on a 92 Corolla. It's going to be a grand. It's going to be a grand. There's nothing we can do about it. I mean, we need the parts, labor, you know.

It's golden time, too. What is it? It's 7 o'clock at night what do you want from me sweetheart yeah i got a wife and kids about a grand talking about a grand i can't do nothing about it i didn't have that money i just started working and i gave her my whole first paycheck for her to start helping me she's not a scammer you're fucking dumb rodrigo you moron on the way from work to the place, I'm surprised you didn't give your paycheck to somebody else who came up with the story.

Like, is there a Nigerian prince that needs my money? What's going on here? You should have blown that at the strip club. It would have given you more satisfaction. At least you would have went home with a smile on your face. You know what I mean? Why not? Something to jerk off to.

Yeah. Some memories here for the bank. She told me that in order to finish the work, she memories here for the bank uh she told me that in order to finish the work she needed to get the rest of the money wow i'm not finishing this i'm not i'm not yeah you're not done yet i told her that i was desperate and i was waiting to get my next paycheck and she didn't get back to me anymore my problem is now even worse and i lost my money so now i'm broke and I have issues. She took advantage of my problems and being desperate to get my money.

I'd love to know what his problem was. That's what a lot of these people refuse to tell us. They're not telling you, just my price, sumo relationship. Don't feel stupid typing that on the internet. Response from the owner. I'm sorry to feel that you hear this way i'm sorry to hear that you feel this way said that backwards sorry to feel that you hear this way it hurts me to know that you're not hearing well hurts my heart sorry to hear that

you feel this way but i've reached out to you several times and i've never heard back oh he probably got his phone disconnected because he gave you all his money. He can't pay Verizon. You're like, what the? Yeah, go on. I've never stated that I wouldn't speak to you. It's not fair to say these things because as you stated, things weren't completed.

I still had more work to do. Would you expect a one visit? Fix up here. You brought a piece of shit to me. It takes time to fix this. Can't help it. Your transmission was really fucked. I don't know what to tell you.

Christian, one star, all caps is the first sentence. Please stay away from this fraud! Double exclamation point. Then a quote, like this is what she told him. Quote, you're a very kind person, but you have a lot of blockages and your family have a dark cloud surrounding you blah blah blah but i can help you then proceeds to pressure to accept her help but reminds you she's not pressuring you and it's all up to you but she wants to

passionately help you for just a small fee of 350 God. Yeah. So there you go. Here's another one star. Molly, do not get scammed by this woman. All caps for a sentence. If I could give zero stars, what would she do, Jimmy?

She wouldn't. She would give it. She would. She'd give it. This woman is a con artist and a sham. If I've ever met one, she was initially going to charge me $60 for reading tarot cards and what have you all in one hour session. Upon arriving, we talked for about 15 minutes, all her asking me questions and not really saying anything, quote, psychic.

Like at all. Yeah, she's figuring out your deal so she can get some information. She's angling, man. Yeah, that's how psychics are. After telling me I was obviously sad and looking for answers, obviously, in parentheses, she then started asking for more money to lift the dark aura and spirits off of me. That's her thing. I found it. How much money?

I see they're all over you, really. I could get them off, like, easy, but I'm going to need some cash, obviously. I can't just do it. The spirits need money. That's what what i do i bribe them for just a low low price of 500 that she'd happily take in smaller payments she'll holy shit you're paying vig to this lady probably small payments holy fuck i reluctantly told her i only had a hundred i had a hundred dollars with me 60 of it being for the original hour session she jumped right in on taking that and then proceeded to ask me for more money over and over

with the exact words from her being quote are you sure you can't pay more feels like you can i could help you but i mean am i just you know my my spiritual helpers they really need some cash you forget i'm a psychic. I've seen your bank account. I know what you're comparing. Yeah. Oh, man. Our whole session lasted about 30 minutes tops, no psychic reading, no tarot cards, nothing.

And she told me she was going to meditate and really reach into her spirit guides for answers for me, and she'd call me the next day. I'll get back to you. for me and she'd call me the next day. I'll get back to you. She called a week later with no information at all just to ask when I was going to start my payments for the $500 spirit aura cleansing. This woman is a

spirit aura. This woman is a sham and people like her are disgusting. People reach out and look for people of psychic medium abilities for help and guidance. Do not be scammed by, do not be scammed and taken advantage of all caps do not get scammed by this woman same as the opening okay so we've been here white castle's been a bastard yeah you know we had someone trying to fuck us at white castle

the managers are trying to fuck us then we go here this lady's trying to fuck us out of all of our money so So you know what? Yeah. Let's just fuck ourselves because everyone else is trying to fuck us with our personal item of the week, everybody. Okay. First, I'm going to show it to you, and then I'll describe it. There it is. Oh, boy.

You can see what that is. It is a dildo with balls and a tube coming out with a pump ball on it. What does that do? It is, quote, this is the Amazon title of the listing, dildo squirt adult sex toy, nine inches squirting dildo, ejaculating dildo butt plug, anal douche with big enema bulb, anal dildo huge, thick realistic dildo suction cup, strap-on dildo, anal toy, sex toy, men gay.

Sex toy, men gay, which is hilarious. So it's this thing. It's a dildo that has a ball that you can squirt shit out of it. So if you want to give yourself a facial, you like it squirting inside of you, you can have something squirt inside of you. You can ride it until it's ready, and then you can fucking fill yourself up. And people sell like no no no that's a separate we have that for a separate personal item for another time

people sell actual bottle jizz for oh my god jesus christ it's amazing don't couple weeks from now we'll do the bottle jizz don't worry because it is gross it's the grossest thing ever we have the people's complaints about the funniest thing in the world i'm telling you and the five stars are even better oh my god talking about how much they love having fake cum all over them is the funniest thing in the world so this is a squirter here yeah it comes in from what i'm seeing, like eight different colors. Like, you can really get the shades you're looking for on this one. It's $26.99, at least this color is.

Like different skin tones and not like purple and yellow and like Dr. Seuss colors? There's a black one. There's a tan one. There's a pink one. Okay, it just runs the gamut of skin tones. Yeah, bright red Irish dick in there somewhere, I'm sure. So this thing is $26.99 on Amazon. That's so affordable.

That's so affordable. It really is. And you could have it within a day. Like you could have this at your house. Tomorrow. And the description about this item, squirting dildo equipped with 5.4 fluid ounces squeezable ball. That's way more jizz than anyone has in their body, by the way. Half a Coke?

No one has half a can of jizz in their balls. No one. Half a Coke, man. That's almost six ounces of jizz. No fucking way. This anal dildo provides i don't see which you could put it whatever hole you want i think you can put it anywhere yeah provides powerful ejaculating action suitable for anal and vaginal play the animal the anal douche enema

because enema is the next word animal enema the enema douche, or the Anima Douche Bulb, is detachable and easy to clean. That's good. Premium material. This huge dildo is made from safe PVC, which offers a soft and comfortable texture. It's also waterproof and durable enough to resist tearing. Realistic dildo. Featuring a lifelike head, vein shaft and textured balls. This coming dildo is one of the must haves for collection for collection.

For your collection, the collection, a collection just for collection suction cup dildo. The strong suction cup allows the big dildo secure to flat and smooth surfaces and able for hands-free and pegging play. Well, that's important. You got to have that. Monster size, total length 9 inches,

insertable length 7 inches, max girth of the shaft 5.5 inches, diameter 1.77 inches. This strap-on dildo is compatible with different strap-on harnesses on the market. And it says this is amazing. This item is a sex toy specifically designed for adult use and is not intended for individuals harnesses on the market and it says this is amazing this item is a sex toy specifically

designed for adult use and is not intended for individuals below the legal age of consent kids don't fuck yourself here is the grossest picture ever though i gotta turn it's showing it's going all down the shaft the other person squeezing the ball has a rubber glove on yeah they don't even want that shit on them no um so there we go five stars holy fuck from teresa here amazingly realistic that's good yeah first off the package arrived via amazon and the standard amazon box packaging didn't like a picture of a big not this squirting picture on the outside here totally discreet on top of that when you open the box the toy is inside of another box wrapped in a plain black wrapper. Nice.

This really appeals to anyone wanting total discretion. You really don't want anyone to know about your dildo. You don't want your Amazon guy to know. Wow. The first impression of the toy was how realistic it looked and felt. It isn't as stiff and rigid as some dildos i hate that stiff rigid dildo uh it has a taper that's a touch thicker near the head and then slightly thinner near the base to the shaft base of the shaft the toy has many fun uses if you're looking

to improve your oral skills what what the size and realistic feel make the sensation very realistic if you want to practice sucking dick, what a weird. Yeah, just suck a dick. It's fine. Whatever you're doing is great. There are people that fucking get off from that just by looking at it, just by doing it. I understand, but with a dildo, I would think it would be less. I guess you can make it finish and they can get you off.

It's not attached to anything, though. They don't care if they got the bulb what a weird well she can shoot it all over their tits she goes on to say and this and in and add in the squirting bulb give you gives you the sensation of completing the job add in simple water or a thicker substance and it can be very it can be a very tasty treat okay the suction cup is first class. Well, that's good to know. Is it?

First class. Not coach, huh? Not a fucking economy suction cup. Make sure to make it slightly wet as it creates much better suction. Yeah. Normal suction cup then. Just like a regular one there? Yeah.

Now, and this is good. Now, if you're going to use it anally okay that's what you gotta do i'll warn you that it's big big and thick it's not something that you just lube yourself up and stick it in it takes a fair amount of practice but once you get there it's well worth the time it's very filling and during masturbation adds a tremendous sensation to the orgasm it can also be enjoyed vaginally because of the suction base can be used virtually anywhere. Stick it to the side of the shower wall as a fun one to try.

It's very easy to clean, both the dildo and the squirting bulb. Overall, a great toy with the fun addition of the squirt. Use plenty of lube, find fun places to stick it, and have a great go at it. Wow, she's a gamer, boy. She's fun. It's almost like a guy, she could have a great go at it. Wow. She's a gamer, boy. She's fun.

It's almost like a guy. She could have a lot of fun. She seems to love dicks and cum. Five stars again. Suction, power, and comfort in a petite pleasure maker. Oh. Okay. The Love Toy 7-inch silicone strap-on dildo may not be the girthiest option.

I like to really get stretched out on a dildo, but its performance is nothing short of impressive. The silicone material offers a realistic feel that enhances the overall experience, while the suction cup base holds securely for hands-free play. What sets it apart is the optimal flexibility, ensuring a comfortable and enjoyable encounter without sacrificing sensation.

Whether flying solo or with a partner, this dildo delivers satisfaction without compromise. That sounds like a scene on TV ad. Yeah. She's the Ron Popeil of dildos. Wow. It's a purchase that promises enduring value and countless pleasurable moments. Thank you, Ms. Popeil. May with three stars and eh?

Not so great, huh? I was pretty let down because I was excited to use my cum lube for this toy, and it's too thick to use. Oh! The dildo or the jizz. The jizz. Water it down a little. What are you fucking doing? Shake it up.

I tried mixing the lube with water, but it doesn't really mix in. It's like oil on water. It just sits. Yeah. You got to cut it with something. Probably going to try milk. What? Not inside me, of course.

LMAO. Well, obviously. At this point, is it that obvious? I don't think at this point is it that obvious i don't think at this point it's that obvious honestly i go yeah i think inner honor whatever who knows other issue is this thing is all caps huge yeah it's the size of my forearm and i tried but i'm not it's not going to work for me i mostly do it i mostly use it to do BJ content. So she's using it for videos. Yeah.

You can't fill it with much either, so be careful. I'm always adding too much and making a dumb mess everywhere. It's 5.2 ounces, Dave. That's all you get. That's what you get. It's a lot, though. That's a lot. Spill half a can of soda and see how much liquid that is. It's crazy.

That's so much. So much. You can't clean all that up. It's a lot of Dr much. So much. It's a lot of Dr. Pepper. No, it's a lot of Dr. Pepper. Three stars. Dildo was great, but cum feature sucked. Okay. That's a shame. The dildo size, length, and feel were great.

Also, how the tube comes out of the bottom of the balls and the tube is bigger is awesome. I wish the tube was longer or maybe came with additional tubing i want someone from across the room to be able to fucking blow a load on me please uh the worst and a complete failure is the bulb the worst not the worst uh the worst and complete failure is the bulb it should be a syringe really what ugh i will have to fix somehow force yeah like and then fire it off that way i guess that's not how cum comes out is it i don't think so i mean

maybe yours i don't know i'm not i'm not much of a rocket man wow that's impressive two stars this one said uh anonymous which maybe is good um i had high hopes for this one that's what the title is i love i own and love the 10 inch monster from love toy so when i saw the horse dildo upgrade i ordered it without hesitation well obviously who wouldn't i couldn't wait to use it with my sex machine i was super excited when i took it out of the box. Then I tried to use it and it went downhill from there. I own the TrueTouch Cody 12-inch and the Pipe Dream Kingcock 12-inch.

I like how she's giving us her whole roster. This is fantastic. And all of them are more fucking frightening than the last. I mean the Kingcock 12-inch. Pipe Dream Kingcock 12-inch. These all sound like power tools that guys would name I mean the Kingcock 12 inch. Pipe dream Kingcock 12 inch. These all sound like power tools that guys would name them.

This is the pipe dream Kingcock riveting fucking, you know. It fixes potholes. Oh, yeah. And the hung dildo. And I'm able to take them down to the base. So size isn't an issue. Yeah. I'll take it to the base on a 12 inch.

You're right to the guts. I don't give a fuck. Right to the heart so size isn't an issue yeah i'll take it to the base on a 12 venture right to the guts i don't give a fuck right to the heart yeah the squishiness is nice but the dildo is too flimsy all the people said they like that about it every time i tried inserting the flared head the dildo would bend and slip out the first two nights i tried playing with it i got exhausted just trying to get it inside of me and gave up on On the third day, I was able to work it in. I had a death grip on with one hand on the center of the dildo while stuffing the flared head in

with the other hand. We're all seeing this. She got it inside. She's a real Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, on the third day. She's waiting for a partridge in a pear tree is what she's doing here. On the fifth day it was a partridge in a pear tree. It was weird doing here on the fifth day it was a partridge in a pear tree it was weird five golden rings is what i got i don't know and i picture she's got like her feet up on the wall like trying to get leverage so she can push off with that and this is wild man the flared head feels good but the dildo gets narrower toward

the center so it lacks the stretch I was hoping for. It took her three days to get this. Yeah, to get it right. Overall, disappointed. I really wish Love Toy made a longer, thicker version of the 10-inch monster. Not enough for you. Wow.

Jesus. Two stars. This thing is much smaller than the original photos lead you to believe. Two stars. Yeah. This thing is much smaller than the original photos lead you to believe. Smaller. Well, here it comes. I have many, in all caps, big toys. Oh, boy. And this one seemed like it was a good size.

But once I opened the box, I realized it was about the same size as your standard 12-inch toy. Yeah. She was hoping it was the size of the box. Maybe just fuck the box. Maybe fuckinch toy. Yeah, she was hoping it was the size of the box. Maybe just fuck the box. Maybe fuck the box, yeah. It's the old joke with, you know, maybe the kid just plays with the box if they don't care about the toy.

You just fuck the box, like an eight-year-old who cares more about sitting inside the box than the thing that came with it. Horse size, no. Fist size, definitely not. They must use a three-foot hand model for comparison because it's not anywhere as big as someone's fist. Returning this one. It's a she wants to be fisted.

It's a dick. It's not a fist. That's why it doesn't have a fist. Okay. Okay. Two stars. Not great. And then with three H's compared to other ejaculating brands.

This one just doesn't live up to them. Are there a lot? I've been squirted on by so many dildos, and this one just doesn't give me the right sensation. The bulb is a huge design flaw. There isn't a proper way to clean it, unlike other ones that use a syringe instead. See?

There you go. Fluids don't flow through it well either. I only gave it two stars because the suction is strong. So that gets an extra star for suction. One star. Do not buy molds on inside. Oh, gross. You better know how to clean this properly or it will completely rot on the inside.

We cleaned it every time it was used, but black guck would come out of the inside. Guck, which is we wanted fake jizz and got black guck, which sounds like something a black guy in a porno would say. Get ready for my black guck, baby. I'm going to guck all over your face. You know what I mean? Like an early 2000s porn star, Lexington Steel would say that to people. Mandingo.

Yeah. Absolutely disgusting. It felt nice, though. Okay. Well, there's that. That's helpful. She has black mold inside her pussy. That's fine now, but it felt good.

Yeah. One star, the absolute worst sex toy I have ever bought. Uh-huh. I don't even understand how they're allowed to market this as a squirting dildo. I mean, really, can the Better Business Bureau step in and regulate their squirting dildo i mean really can the better business bureau step in and squirting regulate their squirting dildo market because it's ridiculous i don't care about stocks bonds all that shit fuck that hedge funds let them do what they want regulate this the only thing that will squirt without coming without completely falling apart is water and once the connection

is wet it falls out you cannot push anything through the dildo without it popping the tube out and lube goes everywhere that's her all caps that sentence i want my money back ridiculous nope that my friend is your dildo yes it is that's your dildo man filled it with fake jizz no squirted it on yourself and went it wasn't as good as i thought would be so easy to fix it this but clearly they don't care right they don't care one star do not buy unless you like mold instead of a massive load oh my god yeah this thing is likes that who likes apparently some people 5.4 ounces worth of it. Yeah.

This thing is massive. I was expecting it to be, but it exceeded my expectations. It can hold a lot in the bulb. It's like porn star pill level. For sure not for beginners. Then update or anyone I would suggest this thing unless you have a bacteria fetish. Or anyone. Or anyone.

Update. Update. Not for beginners or anyone else. Next, one star, falling apart. The veins make it hard to clean and the ball pops the tube out whenever I try to squeeze it. I'm already seeing cracks in the suction base. Bulb exposed. Not worth it.

Not good at all. Jessica, one star. Safety is her issue, she says. Manufacturers claim odorless, safe PVC material. Google is PVC a safe sex toy material. Then decide if this is right for you. You're going to get pussy cancer over this one, Jeff. Yeah, it's not good.

Here's one. Admiring it is the last one just like to admire this is so fucking funny uh joseph one star it's already deteriorating i have not used it yet and it's already deteriorating i got it a while ago and i've only been admiring it yet it's already falling apart i love the centerpiece on our dinner table i put flowers coming out of the urethra. It's gorgeous. There are small lesions on the base. Oh, God.

It has STDs. You sent him an AIDS-y one? You sent me a syphilitic dildo. I mean, what's up with that? My dildo tested positive for HIV. It's not good. Yeah. Got to get it some help.

I don't know if it was what I got was faulty, but it should not be falling apart without use. Yeah. I mean, if it's got lesions, it's definitely faulty. Definitely faulty if it's got diseases. So, okay. We're done with that. We know we can't return that item because that's your dildo, obviously. We know that for a fact.

But maybe we can pawn it. Maybe we can do that. Let's try. What do you say, everybody? Let's take our faulty squirting dildo to the pawn shop. We're going to 237 West Washington Street in Charlestown, West Virginia. Oh, boy. To go to Fast Cash Pawn.

I would like to show you the picture they post of themselves. It looks like somebody's attic. It's a storage room. Yeah, scattered. It's a strange looking place. Everything's on the floor. There's like two shelves. Yeah, there's stuff there.

So this place has 3.8 stars. Oh, it's bad. It's, I don't know. We'll find out. We've never been there. Who knows? William gives it five stars. Beautiful.

Absolutely unbelievable service. Any item that you bring is properly categorized and always a fair deal struck by the owner. Cody is outstanding with his performance with repeat customers. People who always are in financial trouble and need to sell their grandmother's things. Cody loves when you're in trouble. Yeah. Cody's always there for me when I need more fucking meth. He has always treated me with the utmost respect and is always giving me the very best possible price for my product that I steal it to in the morning while I'm riding around and making meth in my backpack.

That's how that works. Somebody else's property. Oh, man. Joshua gives five stars again. One of the nicer pawn shops I've been to. Oh. Wow. How many have you been to?

Lots of them. He just likes to look. Respectful and fair with the pricing, Colton took care of me quickly and greeted me at the door. Kind of one of the small town essences you truly find only in the heart of America. Yeah, right in the heart of America. Right in the heart of America. I was treated well and felt good leaving. Well, that's weird.

Not to mention the fairly wide selection of goods that I had that I had no choice but to browse before leaving. I highly recommend this pawn shop. 10 out of 10 will be back. And then another one, Josh, a different Josh, five stars, always down to help any way they can. Yeah, we'll buy your shit. Take anything from you for almost nothing. For barely anything.

Cody and Colton run a great store. Anything you can think of, they probably have it, so definitely check them out. All right. That's the good. Now, here's the bad pawn shop experiences. Two stars. Justin, we all want to be treated fairly, and sometimes we are.

Okay. Just a general state of the world. Thank you. Pretty good. Other times, we're not. Yeah. Sometimes I get hungry sometimes i eat food right that's you know uh the times we're not uh the times we are not tend to

stay with us just tell us what happened god damn it i don't need a philosophical fucking meaning on how you feel about reviews this establishment was nothing extraordinary i gave two stars they were nice though but i felt that's all i felt that's all they will be there's no going above and beyond what the fuck do you want from a pawn shop what are you if they're not what's above and beyond yeah have you seen pulp fiction if they don't try to take you in the back and fucking rape you with the gimp and shit then you should call it a win. Watch Pawn Stars. People come in and say, I need a grand for this. They go, best we can do is 12 bucks.

They're like, okay. I can do 12 bucks. Well, this was my great-grandfather's, and he told me, your great-grandfather's a liar. I don't know what to tell you. It's $12. It's bullshit. It's $12. His memory's solid now.

I realize that, but he's a cunt and he's a liar. It's really not my problem. Your grandfather's a liar. Anyway, next. So above and beyond, they will not budge on price. But dot, dot, dot. It's a legit business. Like that makes it not a legit business because you can't haggle like you're at a Moroccan street fair.

What the fuck are you talking about? That's used cars, man. The more set the prices are, the more legitimate a business is to me. You know what I'm saying? That's how it works. Just don't expect them to bend over backwards to help you because they won't. Why would you expect that from a pawn shop? And also, this place charges me fucking rent.

I got to make money on this stuff to keep my doors open. You go there to either sell somebody else's power tools when you need meth or to buy someone else's power tools because they needed meth. One of the fucking two. That's it. And they sold the power tools for $12. That's why you're buying them for $98. That's it. Rent.

I thought two stars was fair after my experience with this establishment. It could definitely be a better experience, but that's life, I guess. Will not be returning. Too many disrespectful things occurred. What are you talking about? And all of the five-star reviews are boggies. B-O-G-G-I-E-S. Boggies?

Anybody out there know what the fuck a boggie is? Like a what? Like from a bog? Yeah. The boggies come up out of the bogs. The and they love it the bog folk there's no way this establishment could ever deserve five stars the girl there had actual uh customer service skills but could tell she's influenced by crooky crooked people yeah what the fuck was kind of sad to see she was nice to me but i could tell under the surface she she was something going on there she was she was thinking bad things about me

it's a pawn shop right she wanted this guy wants blow jobs from the girl behind the counter they're very they're weird people run it because weird people come in yeah you have to have weird people dealing with weird people people come in with guns all You have to have weird people dealing with weird people. People come in with guns all the time. Yeah. There's a lot of weird shit going on in there. It's bizarre.

Al gives one star. He has a fuck of 710 reviews this person has. Good lord, Al. One star. The staff seemed a little too relaxed.

In part to not having much to do, I'm imagining. In part to not having much to do, I'm imagining. What a weird way having much to do, I'm imagining. What a weird way to put that. They seem to have very little, a very small pool of what they're willing to accept. The store dominantly carries firearms, DVDs, chainsaws, and most Guitar Hero titles.

That's every pawn shop you've just described. That's because that's the shit that sells, man. That's what Conselli's fucking uh jewelry they usually buy too as someone who visits the downtown area i'm bothered by how frequent the entire staff lingers outside their business directly in the middle of the public sidewalk to chain smoke that's who works there that's who works there people who smoke yeah they're not expecting to live very long anyway, so why not? I'm probably going to get shot here at some point. Why not? Smoke them if you got them.

You know what I mean? David, one star, they are a bunch of lying, cheating thieves. There we go. Now we're talking. They tell you one thing. By the way, there is zero punctuation in this entire fucking thing. So I'm going to read it all out. They're a bunch of lying, cheating thieves.

They tell you one thing. Then when you get there, it's the complete opposite story. They tell you they have to call the owner and he will be there, but he never shows up. He never shows up. Very unprofessional. They need to have their license pulled. I'm going to turn them into Better Business Bureau. They should all be locked up and throw away the key.

The only difference is the way they do business and a drug dealer does business is that they can get a license to do people dirty. They deserve life in prison. Throw away the key. Done me dirty pawn style. No parole. No parole. Them and Pablo Escobar, same style. Life at no parole. No parole. Them and Pablo Escobar, same people. Same people.

Them and fucking anybody that kills people, same people. Here it comes. This is my favorite closer of all time because that's a period. That's the first period. And then the last is its own sentence. Years ago, they would tar and feather trash like these people and run them out of town string them up get the rope jesus christ feathered your choice wow what the fuck um one star all caps three exclamation points stay away from this pawn shop okay is it dangerous i feel like that's wow they sell junk and they know it i love when they know it they uh they know it's all used you guys it's all other people use

this stuff already some of the chainsaws got names engraved in them this ring belonged to a guy's grandmother we don't want that right if you plan on buying anything from these guys, then check it out completely or you will be sorry you got stuck with junk. Yeah. Stuck with junk. Okay. Oh, God. These are great. Okay.

One star from Tiff. My husband took a $15,000 tractor to pawn. Well. What? The pawning probably wasn't the best option. Have you heard of Facebook Marketplace? Fucking Craigslist. Anything is better than this.

Anything is better. Put it out in front of your fucking lawn with a sign on it. It's better than this. It's $15,000. I needed the money right now, like in this instant. Not tomorrow. The date it was due, the hours said until 7 p.m. that day. And we were going to take the cash there to pay it off before they closed.

And they sold it. Well, they sold his tractor right underneath him at 6 p.m. that evening. Never, ever go there. Okay, so they had an hour left to get this motherfucker out. They came at 640 to bring the tractor money. Wow. Yeah. I don't think they expected you probably.

Maybe you should have shown up at one. I don't know. Or the day before. Or not sold your tractor to them. Or there's that. Yeah. The other part is like, it's probably at the time that you pawned it that day. You know what I mean?

So if you pawned it at two, it's probably 2 p.m. Yeah. Because somebody's going to buy it. I'm going to fucking sell it. That's what I mean. A tractor probably goes quick, I would think, especially if it's a decent price in this kind of an area, rural area. Mike gives it one star. $30 for a background check.

Wow. And make me pay for the merchandise up front? Really? It's a gun, man. It's a fucking gun. We can pay for it later. You fucking lunatic. The background check costs $30.

That's it. There's no data. I don't think it's a profit deal. I think that's what it costs them to run a background check. So they charge you. And if you've got a problem with that, you're the guy we're trying to weed out, you fucking crazy. You're awfully angry to be buying a gun right now. it's you're the guy we don't we're trying to weed out you fucking crazy you're like you're angry

you're awfully angry to be buying a gun right now i don't need i don't need you all revved up with a fucking new pistol if you come back tomorrow and you're calm down a little bit what do you say uh sean one star i stopped in to check this place out only one employee talking to his friends he didn't bother to stop his personal business even after asking for help lost a sale uh-huh lost a sale won't be coming back and then then finally this is fucking great um the way the word waste here in this review by the way is spelled w a i s t like on your body j one star. Got an air conditioner for 50. Okay. Yeah, that's a pretty good deal.

That's cheap. It don't even keep my living room cool. We hide in our bedroom. What a waste. Around your waist. What a waste. Holy shit. Somebody's fucking waist.

It's a waste, goddammit. So there we go. We have more next week, or is that it? That's it. That's it for those. So we're going to call it a day on those. That's it for those. So we have been to, we have good stuff next week, don't worry.

But we've been to White Castle. We've been sexually, we feel objectified. And we're sick for, what, eight months from a burger. Oh, God, Jesus, yeah. We've had a woman try to take thousands of dollars from us to cure our dark family auras that our great-great-great-grandfather got cursed with, which is tough.

That's always hard. We can't quite get the... Had to fuck ourselves dry. Yeah, we can't get the squirt we need out of this dildo, really. It's covering me, but not really covering me. You know, I want five and a half ounces of jizz when i get any and then also if i get a drop if i get a drop and we learn that you do not

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