Your Stupid Opinions - Last Meal Sadness, Speaker Ninja, A Leg Breaking Good Time

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a uniquely themed restaurant, where people can enjoy the last meals of some of the most notorious serial killers, and surprisingly, people are disappointed. A United Kingdom grocery store, where people seem to have deeply personal beefs with the staff, food, and parking enforcement situation. A store, where a customer's broken leg doesn't raise much concern from management & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!   Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. How's it going out there? Thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We have some more fun stuff.

We're going to go overseas for a minute today. Then we're going to come back and do some very American things. It's a lot going on today. One thing that's very fun, that's kind of small-town. murder-related, too, that we're going to do. That's a lot of fun. We'll get to that in just a minute. But we're going to start out back with the Family Dollar in Kansas City and read just a few

more of those reviews. Before we do, though, head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Get your tickets not only for all the small-town murder live shows next year, but there is one. One, Your Stupid Opinions Live Show, one exclusive night that we will be at Stand Up Live in Phoenix on March 21st. There are still a few tickets left for that. So get those tickets.

tickets. Let's get them over with and done with. And let's have a great time that night. I can't wait. That's going to be so much fun. So that said, shut up and give me murder.com. Let's head to Kansas City. Let's go. And go back to the family dollar. Here we go. Let's start out with Ranisha giving one star. Majority of the time they are closed. When they are open, the store is an unorganized mess. I'm trying to think majority of the time. Let's say it's open from, Yeah, unless it's open more than 12 hours, the majority of the time is closed. Yeah. It's about normal for a business, right?

I guess you open 10 to 7. That would be the majority of time you're closed. Yeah, a bank, 9 to 5. Closed, most of the time. Vast majority of the time. Every goddamn bank in this country is closed most of the time. That is not fair. It's not fair.

So upsetting. I went last week and they were out of bags. It seems like they should have those probably. I had to put my things in a small trash bag. I had to buy some glad bags for a dollar and stuff my shit in them. I had to take my shopping like a divorce. Yeah. A sad divorce.

Like I stuffing my underwear in there and going out to the motel. A few of the employees are really nice, but the others are very rude. It sucks because I really like family dollar and they have great deals and clearance. Well, that's right. If that isn't the bottom of the bottom. of the barrel. That's under the barrel. Clearance at the family dollar. To get to the family dollar in the first place, this shit had to be clearance somewhere else three times already to even get here. What does clearance at the family dollar cost? Is that pennies? Please take this out of our store

because it's taking up space that we need. Yeah. The next step is dumpster, I think, for that shit. Here's another person, Todd, one star. At 10 a.m., there's a sign on the door that says, back at 8.10 p.m. What a horrible place. I'll be back in 10 hours. Be back in 10 hours. What you've got to do? 8.10 specifically, too, not 8. 8.10. I think they just set the little clock wrong probably. That's what's going on there. But that's that would, the majority of the time, they'd be fucking closed. I think that what are the odds? What are the chances that somebody tried to put be back at 1040? yes that's possible is it one of those little clocks you think

yeah one of the ones at the hands you're going to yeah they just don't know how to read a clock they were like perfect there we go that ought to do it that tells them I'll be back in 10 minutes right I think so

I wouldn't put it past the employees of the family dollar Carmen one star I hate this family dollar I don't know why, but that's better than if I could give it zero stars, I would. I hate this place. This is the third time I've gone in this store where the product shows one price and when they ring it up, it's higher. Oh.

Okay. Well, they can't even put a clock at the right setting. Right. But you can't do that either. Because that's false advertising. That's a law. Yeah, unless you change the price tag yourself. They shouldn't have to honor what they put on there.

They tell me it's nothing they can do because only one person can fix it. Johnny Dollar, who owns the family dollars. He's got to come in and switch that up. Mr. Dollar. Mr. Dollar. I started off as a cashier, then became an assistant manager, and I've never seen such young, rude people. You can say you don't know when you should know how much your products are. For example, if the product says $10 on the sticker, well, number one, if it says $10 on the sticker, it shouldn't be at the family dollar.

That's too much. Right. Nothing in that store should cost $10. Nothing. Right? Unless it's the building itself. Yeah, the fucking door. And $10 on the sticker. And she but rings up for 20.

You know that's not right. Don't wait till after it's paid for. Then say there's nothing you can do, especially when I can't see the stuff on the other side. That person lost me halfway through that sentence. I have no idea what you're talking about. That's why I never go there now. I have to explain to my job and client why she is missing money.

If I lose my job, I will be suing. Not lose, loose. If I lose my job, I will sue family dollar for the unauthorized $10 I spent on something. But the receipt will still say that's what it cost. Yeah. So what are you talking about? It'll still say you spent the embezzle the $10 using a family dollar scam that you had worked out. I don't think you're going to be fired over $10.

I think we'll have a conversation. Fuck, yeah. If you do, that is a shit job. You need to go. You got to go somewhere else. Yeah. Holy shit. It's $10 is breaking this company.

It's over, man. It's over. Yeah. Now we can't open up that new warehouse. It's all fucked now. Shirley, one star. I visit this store today. I visit this store.

I visit. This store was a mess. Boxes over entire store. The entire store is. store is covered with a box. Big box over it. It's a big box. I was trying to purchase a trash can. There were boxes stacked up and blocking me from getting what I wanted. You could use a box as a trash can. Trash goes in there just fine. And I left and went to another store. They need more help or better management. I was very disappointed. Very disappointed. I think that's just what you expect

from the family dollar. I don't expect it to be in great condition in there. Things are cheap and they're shit. Amber one star, better management because she is very rude and treats people she doesn't know in a rude manner. Yeah. I think this is the one who called everybody hun and stuff and said they talk to her friends for too long. She thinks everyone is trying to steal from the store and she is very disrespectful to her customers and I think that they are on get time. Anybody? What's get time? Get time. I don't know. And think they are on Get time. Oh, her time.

Her time? Yeah. Yeah, I guess the R is next to the T and the T's by the age. No, it's auto correct with your phone. Your phone will take get and make it her. Why? I don't know. If you spell a word, that's the word.

You don't change it to another word. I don't know. I don't know why it does this all the time. I try to say things like, go get them and it will switch it. No, go get me. What? Go get me, everybody. Holy shit.

Okay, you got to check that over. All right, there we go. Angie, one star. Store is always in disarray. Not clean at all. Right. That makes me feel like I'm getting the bargain, though. Because I'm walking around going, oh, I got to sift through this shit.

There must be bargains in here. Yeah, it's like rocks. Yeah, that's what I mean. There's a pile of shirts on the floor. One in there must be a great bargain. There's a Lutigan. It's in there somewhere. Whereas, you know, if everything's perfect and shiny and neat and straight, I go, there are fucking me over, boy.

This is a- Taking advantage of me somehow. They're making me comfortable and blowing me into a sense of fucking, you know, complacency here. So here we go. I fell and broke my leg in this store. Oh, my God. Jesus, slipping on a piece of metal on the floor last year, and they refused to pay hospital expenses. I had to have a knee replacement.

Whoa. This person went like six figures deep in fucking medical costs because of this place. How do you, how hard you got a slip to need a whole new knee? Wow. She must have slipped and landed. Were you park-pouring the store? Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, that's why it's in such disarray, all the park-course are going on.

Jumping off racks. It's why they set it up like that. So there's stuff to jump on and shit. It makes it more fun. Wouldn't recommend anyone to shop there. I guess not. Yeah. No.

Toya one star. Manager told me I couldn't bring my purse in because it was too big. I told her when she helped me two days ago, I was carrying the same purse. In the middle of talking to her about it, as she is singing to ignore me, singing to ignore me. La, la, la, la. A lady comes in with a purse just as big as mine. The manager spoke to her, didn't say anything to her about her, about her purse. I guess only people she knows she don't bother them.

Not everyone steals. I won't be back. The store has been dirty and out of order since she has took over. I can't imagine having a no-bags policy in a store. I mean, I get it in a gas station. Like, those are shitty places. Happens all the time. Yeah.

In bad neighborhoods. But this is the actual store. Ladies love family dollar. LLFD, man. They fucking love that shit. They're going to wander And sometimes women have big purses Who cares?

By the way, there's not a drop of punctuation I'm sure of you. I just went through it. Adriana One Star, it was hot as hell. They don't want you in there long. They try to sweat you out of the joint. They turn the thermostat way up. Oh, man.

And this guy's This guy's review could mean a lot of different things. In one aspect, it could be like a crime. And in another aspect, it's literally how commerce works. So we're not sure. Anthony, one star, they took my money and wouldn't give it back. Right. Yeah, that could be a crime or just, yeah, that's how our society works.

Did you take a product with you? That's how it goes. That's how it goes. All right. So let's clean up the family dollar here. I'm tired of stepping over boxes. This has made me need a drink. I have all my money.

Something to eat. Let's head to Galleon, Ohio, 227 Hardingway East, to the last meal. This is right up our alley this shit. It's a place called The Last Meal? The Last Meal, which makes it sound like this meal will kill you, which is not how you advertise. But they're doing a totally separate thing. It's 3.7 stars. So that's not great on Google.

it's like a serial killer themed place. Yeah. It's basically what a million of our small-time. Oh, I know what this is. We should open and imitate last meals. They have a last-meal drink menu that is all like special drinks with serial killer names. I can read it to you if you like here. We have Helter.

This is my favorite. Helter-Seltzer. I love that one a lot. Helter-Seltzer is clever. How did that? Out of that death water not have that one yet. No shit. Helter-Seltzer.

Orange juice and cream seltzer. Lemon juice, grenadine, splash upon a pomegranate garnished with mint leaves. Okay. So they're like mocktails? I didn't hear booze in there. No. I'm mocktails.

Yeah. It makes me drunk. Jack's Ripper. Obvious. Pomegranate juice. I guess so it looks like blood. Blackberry syrup, tonic water. Dried cranberries on ice with orange

disc garnish. Pogo's Punch, which is John Wayne Gacy's Alterigo there. Juneberry Red Bull. What? Juneberry. The fuck is that Juneberry? I've never heard of that before.

There is a Mayberry, isn't there? There is. There's no August berry. I don't know anything about my July berries are not coming in this year. I don't know what's going on. This is, where did we go when we were in Boston and we were looking at that

menu? What the fuck berries did it have her like, what is that? I'm not eating that. Why does everything have that in it? Was it the one that serve me turn-ups? Is it that one? Oh, yeah, gooseberries. Everything has gooseberries in it? Why does everything have gooseberries? What is it? What's the goose's berry? Oh, man. So this has Juneberry Red Bull, lemonade, grenadine, muddled blackberries and blueberries, brain gummy garnish. Okay. So it's a lot of berries. Godda. A lot of berries. You're a shit and yourself silly. when you leave this place.

That's a lot of juice. The black dahlia, pomegranate juice, lime juice, lemon juice, tonic water, muddled blackberries, blueberry garnish.

Sounds a lot like Pogo's Punch minus the Red Bull. Or like a Jack's Ripper because that has pomegranate. Burn Bundy Burn. Is the last one. Chilled shot of

spicy watermelon tajine mix. Lime. Yeah. Lime juice with a pepper garnish. Okay. Okay. Then there's the true crime menu. This is where the meals are named after people.

All right. Meals based on historically accurate last meals, it says. So this is literally the last meals of serial killer. We have the John Wayne Gacy, a six-piece fried chicken wing bucket, fried shrimp. Six piece. He had more than that, I know. But they're not giving it. Oh, we probably just didn't have the wings.

Probably two thighs, two legs, two breasts. Yeah, probably like a K. F-C type of situation. Fried shrimp, side of fresh strawberries and French fries. Only $1599. Not bad. Not bad. The Eileen Warno's.

What did she have a cigarette? She had some glass and cheap whiskey, I believe they gave. And a coffee with cigarette butts in it. Yeah, with them floating in it. A coffee, someone just dumped an ashtray into it. Coffee with a cool butt floating in it. Okay, a sinister smash burger. I don't know how you make it sinister.

Yeah, I don't know. With cheese and onions and a cup of coffee. Not, it doesn't say whether there's cigarette butts on it or not. It's only $9.99. I knew she had coffee. That is true. The Ted Bundy. Yeah.

What an eat? Eight ounce, eight ounce sirloin steak and eggs. Oh, yeah, the breakfast thing. Right. Hash brown, toast with butter. and jelly, milk, coffee, and juice. A real fucking waffle house menu there. That's terrible.

Surloin breakfast? Gross. 1999 for that. The Carol Chesman, a ham and cheese sandwich, toasted with a bottle of Coca-Cola. Who even is she? I don't know who that is. For us to not know it, that's something. Yeah, that's a very obscure one.

C-A-R-L, Carol. I don't know. That's got to be a guy, right? I would assume, maybe. The Elizabeth Ann Duncan. Okay. Eight ounce sirloin steak and a salad, 1599. What's like Duncan?

Who the fuck is that? I don't know. The ham and cheese and coke, by the way, is only $8.99. That's a bar. That's a great deal. Yeah. The Timothy McVeigh. Yeah.

Which is two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. There you go. There's your dinner. Enjoy your lunch. 799 for that. The Bonnie and Clyde. That wasn't an official last meal. Wow.

Yeah. What is that? That was extra. judicial fucking execution there. Their last meal is like 700 bullets. Their last meal just

lead and steel. Steel jackets. Well, it says while never given a proper last meal, it said that the pair ate this not long before they were gunned down. Fried baloney sandwich with mustard. Okay, at the safe house.

Nice. Yeah. The Joe Arity, a bowl of no No churn vanilla ice cream, 599. Okay. Then the Victor Fugre, a single olive. Remember that guy? Yeah.

And they are charging you $2.99 for an olive. Kiss my dick. I guess that's the one where you just go, I had a final meal at a restaurant that. Yeah, I did that. That's just the novelty of it. Is that the entire menu? That's the entire menu, it looks like. And then...

What the fuck is this place? And then all... over the walls. There's like Charles Manson stuff. There's a just like eight by tens like you know when a like a celebrity goes to a dry cleaner. Yeah. But they put their like that like Eileen Warnos like looking back and like Charles Manson. They have a TV playing Jeffrey Dahmer stuff that I can see in the background. Like news coverage or interviews? They have like multiple TVs all playing different true crime documentaries. What is this place? One's got a doctor on there. He's got a lab coat. one has a lady that says Dr. Kathy Grusiper, a forensic anthropologist, another doctor,

then below that's a screen with Dahmer on it. This place is insane. This place is insane. This is like our craziest listeners open this place is what it sounds like. And they have three meals. Everything else is ice cream and an olive. Yeah, those aren't meals and a fucking fried bologna sandwich with mustard. I'm out at a restaurant.

This isn't three in the morning and it's all I can fucking peruse through my fridge for. What am I? This is like when you're 23 and you're looking through your fridge. You're like, well, I have bologna, one piece of bread and some mustard. I guess I'll make something. This is pathetic. This is stupid. Crow, five stars.

The staff was absolutely amazing and kind to us. The food and drinks were all very delicious and gave them all and gave us all a good laugh when reading the menu. Okay, we just read the menu. Anybody out there cackling over it? No. Nope. We were having fun. fun, but yeah, we're making fun of it. Yeah, not for their goddamn menu.

Wouldn't sit there and go, it has pomegranate juice. Oh, my God. It's hilarious. So funny. So funny. The museum itself was also very fun, exclamation point. The museum. The museum was a bit small, but you're at a restaurant. That's why. Yeah. And what, what, what do you can, everything that pertains to all this is called fucking evidence. And it's in lockers somewhere. Yeah. What are you going to have? Oh, good. There's a, there's one of Ted Bundy. these victims decapitated skulls. Right. You can't get his socks or his car. No, thankfully. So the museum was a bit small, but it was still packed full of interesting and rare items.

I'm sure they're very rare. We wish this place was closer to home, and I highly recommend stopping if you're passing by on a trip. Here's four stars from Christine. The taste of the burger was great. I had the Pogo drink, and that was really tasty. Is it a five-star resort? No. was it somewhere new to visit with great company? Yes.

All right. Ask your own. Interview yourself. After reading the reviews, I tried to walk in with an open mind. It exceeded my expectations. For me to walk through displays and read everything and watch the videos, it took about 45 minutes. Wow. I thought the prices were reasonable and the service was friendly, fast, and accurate.

The music was good, and it wasn't too loud to where you couldn't have conversation. Where do they play? psycho killer and then the monster mash over and over again. That's it. Fucking, Erdy Gertie man. Yeah, what do you? This is crazy.

This place opened not too long ago, and I hope they continue to thrive and add more selections to the menu and their displays. All right. Not bad. What is this? Oh, they have a bunch of shit. The Last Meal Walk in Executions available, exclamation point. That's a sign outside.

They seem to sell books here. Most Life magazine. most notorious crimes, visions from the Twilight Zone, Killers the Card Game. Oh, boy. We got a picture of that there. That's fun. Fran, three stars.

The premise is a very good idea. Right. It's a good joke. I don't know if it's good to actually. It's a thing. Yeah, at a bar with your successful friends. It's what a business guy goes, you know, we should do with your gas. Yeah, that would probably do well.

But in reality, actually. But if we pissed a bunch of money away. To actually start buying tables and chairs and shit, it seems like you've gone too far with this idea. That's where you wake up in the morning after a blackout and go, what have I done? This is a Coke thought. It's not even a booze thought. This is nobody really cool. You see everywhere.

So it's true crime shit, right? True crime. It's true crime. It's true crime. It's a big deal right now. It's just true crime. It's big deal. Right.

Everybody in there right now. What are they all interested in? They're interested in serial killers, right? They execute serial killers. They do. They have a last meal. Everybody knows last meals. Everybody knows it.

You get a thing. You get whatever you want. It's pretty cool. We can open a place, man. We can open a place. It'll all be great. Holy shit. This is going to be amazing.

It'll be amazing. You know, it will serve. You know, we'll serve. You know, we'll serve. Last meals. Other people who actually got executed. You know what I'm saying? The actual last meals.

You know what I mean? I've been watching forensic files and it's the best show on TV. It's amazing. It's amazing. You got to see. You got to see. You got to see. The next morning, someone's like,

did we talk about opening a... Dude, you got to stop watching forensic files. Jesus Christ, man. What's wrong with you? So my fault, they have 38, 38 seasons. 38 seasons. They have like 7,000 episodes. So I watch them all.

I watch them all last night. I watched them all last night. I watched them and fast forward, but I still watch them all really good. I watch them up top 500 times. Even if you go through at 100 speed, you can still get it in and know what they're talking about. And I do because that's why my brain was working at the time. And I said, yeah, yeah, this is a great idea. That's how I did it.

I ordered the meal. that was a steak and a salad. The steak was cooked to perfection. The salad was just a small salad. Okay, so that's a different killer because that wasn't Bundy's meal. What the fuck they had to get their home meal? There was one of the ladies was a steak and a salad. Okay.

That was the Elizabeth Ann Duncan. Oh, that was what she had? Sirloin steak and a salad. So where was it? Yeah, yeah. So she had the Duncan. Steak and salad, yeah. It was served on a metal cafeteria tray.

Nice. supposed to be like prison. Although a unique idea, I had a very hard time cutting my steak as it was in a small cup part of the tray, no larger areas to use. Oh, so it's got those. Cutouts. Yeah, like a prison. Yeah, it was sitting at an angle.

My friend ordered the meal that was a burger. Although she enjoyed the burger, it was only the burger. Okay. Yeah. I feel like they should offer the requested meals from famous criminals as a base meal, then offer sides, especially for the price. So you have a side of fries if I want it. You know, I'll take the, you know, I'll take the Sirhan, Sirhan with the side of broccoli, please.

I don't think they executed him. I think he was a mental institution. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. But can I also have a side of Gasey? Give me a side of Gasey. I'll take that. Is that all right?

Did he just have mint chip? Is that what it was? I'll have the Gary Gilmore with cheese, please. Thank you very much. And can I add a cider fruit to that? Because I, you know, I like fruit. Can I get the Aileen Warnos? Can I substitute the Pogo drink for the coffee?

I mean, come on. Jesus Christ. You can start with the cigarettes in it. Matter of fact, please do. Different breads. Menthol, if you got it. I really, that gives it an extra zip. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Most of the meals came with drinks for the price of the meal, but we were not informed of that and ordered soda prior to looking at the menu. We also visited the museum, and although interesting, it was not much. Maybe make the price less for the museum, if also dining. That's probably should do that. Yeah. The food was good, but we still left hungry, somewhat disappointed. And the food, yeah.

The food prices are very reasonable. Yeah, that's not bad. Maybe the museum should be free. If you're eating. That's fucking great. Yeah, if you eat, you can go peruse. That would be good, I would think. Tabitha three stars.

I want to give them some grace because they just opened. Oh. It's a great idea in theory. Yeah. She's going to go on. I mean, communism's a great idea. But I won't. In theory, yeah.

Maybe the food left me thinking I was the one, I was the one on death row. Maybe I just had unrealistic expectations. Yeah, I figured a place with a, death row theme, I figured it would be really nice and shiny and real... While the idea is an interesting thought, it should stop there because then you go, I don't know, that's fucking weird. That's too far. I don't want to taste what they tasted.

This would be like one of those stupid pop-up places. You know what I mean? You open this for like a week. You don't fucking open a physical building with this shit and say, this is what we're going to do here. Do it out of a fucking truck. Yeah. You're not spending thousands of dollars on a big light-up sign to put outside. That's crazy.

Hey everybody, just going to take a quick break from the show and tell you a way better way to buy way better clothes with Quince. Quince.com, Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com. They're so good, Quince. I'm telling it. This is the best stuff at the best prices. A well-built wardrobe is about pieces that work together and hold up over time. That's what Quince does best. Premium materials, thoughtful design, and everyday staples that feel easy to wear and easy to rely on, even as the weather shifts from season to season. Quince has the everyday essentials that we love and that you're going to love with quality

that lasts, organic cotton sweaters, polos for every occasion, lighter jackets that keep you warm in the changing seasons. The list goes on and on. Quince works directly with top factories and they cut out the middleman because you go, well, how is it good quality for, I don't get it. How is it so much less expensive? It's because there's nobody in the middle sucking all that money up and making a big profit. Quince is cutting those people out, no brand markup, just quality clothing.

Everything's built to hold up to daily wear and still look good season after season. Plus, they only partner with factories that meet rigorous standards for craftsmanship and ethical production, too. I'm telling you, I order quince stuff all the time. It's the only clothes I've been buying. I'm wearing my linen pants right now. They're so good. I'm telling you, Sarah, too. We've got all quints.

It's worth it. You should do it, too. Refresh your wardrobe with quince. go to quince.com slash your stupid opinions for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com slash your stupid opinions. Free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince.com slash your stupid opinions.

Now back to the show. So I thought it was going to be like their last meal, but maybe elevated because it's a restaurant. No. So it's too realistic. for this person. It's not what it is. Unfortunately, I felt like I was eating prison food. There it is. Perhaps offer optional sides for last meals that are small. My friend ordered their steaks well done and got medium rare. Someone just went, I'm not ruining this. Here.

The chef said, trust me, it's better. Here. No, no, no, no, no. That's better that way. You may not want to, but my compliments to the chef. I say, nah, good job. Well done. Well done. I will make this well done. Watch that. It's right. There.

This is well. It's done well right now. Hopefully they read these and use them to make it better because the idea is there for it to be great, but it was just okay. Wouldn't recommend this for an actual meal. The service, however, was fabulous. Our server was attentive and very pleasant. I guess that's why it's three stars instead of one. But Stephen, not so happy.

One star. cute concept terrible execution cute cute and execution is the word they use for this yeah terrible execution we had a reservation for 1 p.m got there a little early to check out the museum it was a home run would have been botched execution right botched execute yes terrible executions i mean he's trying to be funny but he's not even good at that i mean and that's the lowest form and if you're not even good at that you really should just stop trying to be funny at all i think at that point After we ordered the waitress, when we sat down to eat, the nightmare began. Uh-oh.

Here we go. After we did a serial killer come out and attack you? Were you now handcuffed to the table? That's what happened. The video plays with where the fucking key is to behind your eye. They rolled in an electric chair for you. Yeah. After we ordered food, the waitress came to tell us the cook ran to the store to get product.

That's a bad sign. We're out of baloney. You're out of shit. Yeah. 20 minutes later, she came to tell us they have to fix the cook top before they can start our food. Took an hour to get our food and we were the only two there. Went to the room. Your reservation was pretty pointless, I guess.

Yeah, you don't have food nor a stove. You don't have a restaurant. This is not a restaurant. No. This is just a gathering place. Yeah. It's fucking true crime memorabilia scattered about. It's a museum.

Wow. So took an hour to get our food with the only two people there. Went to the restroom. No paper towels. What do they have? I don't much. When we got our food, we asked for napkins, and she said they didn't have any. We don't have any napkins.

The food came on prison-style lunch trays, which was cute, but impossible to cut out steaks on. Do not recommend. Yeah, in one of those little cups that's supposed to be for like a banquet frozen meal. Right. Cobbler. And you're trying to cut a steak in there. That's not going to work. So, yeah, do not recommend.

All right, I won't then. That's good. Gilbert, one star. Like other comments have mentioned, this place should have really worked out all the kinks before opening. Visited last weekend, and boy, oh, boy, where do I begin? Oh, boy. Jesus. Firstly, the museum looks and feels more like a rushed DIY project than an actual museum.

A few skulls and movie props with tiny paper description tags that were barely readable. The entire museum took us about 10 minutes, and that was us taking our time. Three exclamation points. And that 10 bucks ahead? What a joke? What is in there? I can't imagine. Everything is $10, though.

Like, you know, now the restaurant. Saw online, they're now accepting walk-ins, so we decided, why not give it a try? The idea and theme is really cool, but the execution is below average. Okay. We go again. I ordered the Bundy. which is a steak, hash brown, toast, and eggs. Ordered the steak medium well, definitely not cooked right, medium rare at best.

Yeah, this chef just says, no, no, I make it right. I'm not doing it. Don't order steak if you don't like steak. You know, that's it. You like cheeseburger. Stop. Yes. Get one of those. Steak comes like this, stupid.

Yeah, I like that. That's great. It's so funny. That's great. I love it. That's perfect. I mean, people, yeah, you're paying for it. I get that.

Right. Don't come here. Don't order that. Don't order a ruined piece of meat. We're not doing it. Barely any seasoning and tastes like it was cooked on a dirty grill or pan. Eggs were cooked right, but again, zero to none on seasoning. Hash brown tasted like it was cooked in dirty oil.

I don't know, but it just tasted like burnt vegetable oil. Even the toast was burned. That's what you want. That's good. Yeah. My wife ordered the smash burger. The patty was so small, the bun totally hit it. fries were decent, but an extra charge?

Really? Well, at least they have fries now. They didn't even have that before. Yeah. Remember? They got fries. A burger and fries is as common as cereal and milk, and I feel the meal should come with fries.

But that's not what she got. That's the point. That's why it's the last meal. And then you add on shit that you want. And again, meat had zero to no seasoning or flavor at all. Seating is very cramped and the music needs to be turned down a bit. A million-dollar concept that sadly will not last. long here in Galleon if they don't make some changes.

It's not a million dollar concept. No, we don't. And a million dollar concept nowadays isn't really much anyway. No, you've got to pay rent. There's so much overhead. Yeah. A lot of overhead. Food costs are expensive.

It's ridiculous. Yeah, around here in Galleon, you really got to have your shit together. Cipher gives it one star. Yeah. Got tickets for the museum and a reservation for the restaurant. Had two different and load metal music playing, not loud, load. Load. The A is on the other side from you.

That's it, just that. Well, well, then a reload, too. They're going to put it on after that. Playing the museum, quote, unquote, is two rooms with some stuff looking like fakes, looking like fakes passing as real objects. The last meal only had one page with nine items. Two was ice cream and the other was a single olive. Yeah, there's six actual. food and one of them is a bologna sandwich with mustard so

the two of them are fucking ice cream only just ice just a shitload ice cream the drink that was order with the drink that was order was the ted bundy that's what it says that's why it was hard to read and it tasted like a rotten watermelon we didn't try the food at that point paid and left let me give it a shot before you can play

you complain here Stephanie one star if I could give zero stars I would. And she did it in all caps the I would. She said, if I could give zero stars, dot, dot, dot, all caps, I would, exclamation. How did she do it? And it's from four months ago. She's heard us.

She must have heard this because that's exactly how it should be. Well done, Stephanie. Hats off to you, Stephanie. Museum is small and took about 15 minutes to walk through for $10. A few cool things displayed from Marez and Gacy, but also, some silly stuff. An O.J. Simpson display? Really? O.J. What?

Are you saying he's not a murder? Are you saying you're tired? He's as culturally relevant as any of these murder. Are you canceling him from murder stuff, too? What are we talking about? Now to the last meal, had reservations, and were sat quickly, and we were excited to dive into Gacy's last meal.

Well, 75 minutes later as we stood up to walk out. not the first ones to get up and leave waiting to be served. Our waitress delivered our meals. We told her that it was ridiculous to have to wait this long for food, especially with only seven tables in the entire restaurant. Of course, the excuse came, we only have one cook. Okay, but that's a lot of places have one cook. Yeah, seven tables.

One guy should be able to feed seven tables. That's what I mean. You go to like a place, like a short order breakfast. There's one guy back there, one lady back there, and they're pumping them out. There's a restaurant in Vouse, Arizona that has a bartender slash chef. Yeah. Yes. Hold on.

I'll be right back. I'm going to go flip the burgers, but in between filling drinks. Yeah. They make a better point. There's nine different meals, quote unquote, and only six of them need to be prepared. Mind you, one in meals a single olive. Lord, have mercy. Such a cool concept, but such a complete letdown.

Those killers definitely enjoyed their last meals more than we did. No. That's pretty fun. Stephanie's a party. I like her. That's fun. I like Stephanie, too. She's insulted by this whole place.

She's just, and if she could give zero stars, she would. Here's Kristen one star. This is real good. We've never had this one. If I could rate it lower, I would.

That's what she says. If I could rate it lower. Do not travel to visit this place. Total letdown. I wanted to do. try the burger. My husband wanted steak, but we couldn't because it was raining and was told, was told the grill was outside. They have an actual, hold on a second. They got a Weber set up out there. That's how this works. They got charcoal. What is happening in this?

Is this out of somebody's house? Is this a real fucking, like, this is a joke? This is ridiculous. That started raining when my guy doesn't go out in the rain to flip them burgers, so we're going to have to or something else. Union rules. We don't work in the rain. That's right. What do you think of ice cream? You like ice cream? I get some no churned vanilla or mint chip. That's it. So it's like five of the, so what can you have? Can I get you an olive? Wow, that's wild. Oh, that's so funny. L.O.L. What do you, what do you cook in the back? The museum was a joke. Do you want, do you want of course. Well, do what you want of course. But wish we hadn't wasted a whole Saturday on this. Jesus. Kalea, one star.

This place had some real potential. However, we went there last night around 6.45, and they were already out of most ingredients. And they don't even close until nine. That's not good. They were out of water, exclamation, point. They shut us off. Dude, I don't think this place is hooked up to plumbing, maybe.

We don't know where this. Is this a tent in a field? What are we doing? This is unbelievable. Man, I really want to see the physical building here. The girl that took our drink order was great, though. I feel bad for her because she had to be the one to tell customers they were out of things they wanted. I feel like this place should not have been opened yet.

It was rushed and poorly managed. At least shouldn't say executed. Yeah. We were really excited for this place, too. I'll be surprised if it's open much longer, sadly. All right. You know, it's still open now. Holly, one star.

Poor taste in a business model. Oh, fuck you. What? Hey Holly, go fuck yourself. How's that for taste? Let's you take your head, bend over as far as you can, and see if you can cram it right up your ass because that's about all you're interested in,

is your own shit. Also, Holly, what's your scary, successful business model, you twat? Fucking asshole. This is glorifying terrible people who did terrible things. Yes, it's making fun of them, you fucking idiots. That's the point. You jackass.

Sorry if you don't have a sense of humor, Holly. The rest of us do. Holly is not a small-town murder listener. It's not glorifying them to acknowledge that they existed. Yes. To acknowledge that there are interesting people and we're happy they're dead. Yeah. Jacked about it.

Great. We're going to have a sake about it. What's next? You're going to serve Tyler Robinson's last meal? Oh, don't do this. Oh, fuck off, Holly. You suck. Holly just sounds like a drag altogether.

She has zero fun in her life. No. Holly is not fun at all. No, Holly is the one that when everyone else is having fun, she crosses her arms. Yeah.

That's Holly. Yeah, I don't like what we're doing. Get back to giving your husband his birthday blowjob and shut up. Imagine what Holly, how Holly constructs a meal in a restaurant. Holly needs a chemistry set to order a salad dressing. I guarantee it.

The amount of sides. She brings a fucking beaker with her. And she's like, can you mix a raspberry vinegarette? But I'd like it to be a little caesery. but have you got, you know that she has to. She's just that person, you can tell. She's on the side.

On the side. Adam, one star. This place is a joke. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, that's kind of the point of the place. You got it. You're getting it. The food is cooked outside on grills.

I can't get over that. That's ridiculous. And the museum is kind of in bad taste. Yeah. Oh, fuck off, Adam. You suck, too. Jesus, go fuck Holly. Why don't you?

The two of you, go fucking. Go make. configure each other, please. Yeah. Go make boring humorless children. Okay. Who's Lex? Gary, one star.

Never go back. Waited 45 minutes on just the letter R food. Couldn't even type out. Oh, R food. Well, James, he wasted so much time there. It's so much. No one was there, number one. Obviously, those three letters are hard to type out, too.

Okay. So some people find it in bad taste. whatever. That's fine. Get some humor. The food add to your menu, I would say. Yeah. From my personal opinion, I would say.

How many people have, has the American society put to death? We've served a lot of meals. There's got to be. Yeah. We've done bonus episodes on like tons of last meals, not that famous a cereal meal. We've done regular shows of people that were put to death that, way more than nine. and revealed their meals.

Yeah, it's crazy. Get to one. All right. Let's leave the states. Okay. Family dollar, serial killer fucking food. That's all very American. Let's go over to England and see what they have going on here.

United Kingdom. All right. Here we go. We're going to the Tesco Extra. Oh. It's a supermarket over there, Tesco. It's at five Seacroft Avenue. Seacroft Leeds, a bunch of letters and numbers that I'm not going to read.

Okay. United Kingdom. Here we go. On floor zero, by the way. The first floor there is floor, floor zero. Yeah. Remember we found that out and we thought they just had no calcium because people were falling out of first floor. First sorry windows and breaking their legs. We're like, Jesus Christ, guys, drink some milk. What the fuck's happening over there? Take a supplement or something. Something. Gee, one a day. One a day yourself. What are you doing? Madeline, five stars. I wanted to give a shout out.

to a Tesco Extra Seacroft employee, Sharon, not aware of her last name, apologies. How many people know anyone at the supermarket's last name? Don't apologize. She runs the children's crafts at the store. There's children's crafts? What the fuck? Whilst she is a store employee,

she spends thousands of her own money on kids' art and craft supplies to give children, many from disadvantaged backgrounds. Jesus, what is she, an angel? What's the fucking slating? What is she? Oh, wow. She does all this over summer, Christmas, Halloween, et cetera.

She told me she spent 700 pounds over summer on supplies and spends over 4,000 pounds annually of her own money each year. She does this out of the goodness of her own heart with the crafts at the store. Yeah. Yeah. She's just a wonderful angel person. There she is. There's the one.

She really cares about the kids and has regulars that love spending. time with her that she has built relationships with. She is a true community hero. I hope Tesco rewards her as they should. Better yet, perhaps Tesco could help fund it for the local community. There it is. Perhaps go ahead and take the ride off, guys. Yeah, and it's kind of a nice thing and it'll sound good.

You know, by the way, the next review will be this fucking twat Sharon is the biggest bitch ever. She treated me horribly. You just know it. Yeah. Broke my kid's crayon right in her face. snapped it and said burnt sienna my ass and threw it at her. Ray Ray gives five stars.

Yeah. I went shopping today for a pint of milk and ended up buying other stuff. Forgot about milk. Whoops. All right. Anyway, check my receipt and things didn't look right. They charged me for the milk. They charged me for my thought of milk came out.

I thought about milk. I approached Jenny at the customer service desk and whilst it was myself that ultimately made a mistake, Jenny helped me. me out. This young lady was fantastic in her approach and she did it without flapping or a sour face. How could that face ever look sour? Apparently Jenny's a looker too.

Yeah, it's just hot. She's an absolute credit to Tesco. They have a great employee there at Seacroft Superstore. Jenny, you are a star. Thank you, Ray. This is a love letter to Jenny. Literally, but thank you, Ray, at the end of it. All right. Three stars from Ben. He's not as

excited about it. No. decent supermarket, but poor for its size. Price is often quite high, no cycle parking. It's hard to bring groceries home on your bike, by the way. Oh, bicycle, yeah. Yeah. And one sometimes finds oneself wandering as a bewildered, forlorn pilgrim. God, I love the British, unable to find relatively commonplace items that one would expect such a behemoth of a store to stock.

Yeah. A bewildered forlorn pilgrim. Forlorned. Forlorned pilgrim. Okay. For example, why does the huge bakery section, which houses a plethora of weird and not so wonderful diabetes-inducing creations, have no sliced bread without e-numbers, emulsifiers, sugar, or palm? E-numbers is chemicals. Oh.

That they, in England, they call them E-numbers. Bake some proper bread, please, and stop feeding people shite. Shite! Shite! bananas are also frequently sold out. It's not clear how much of this is due to poor organization and how much is the fault of the insatiable, unpredictable simians of Seacroft. Good Lord. You just call all the people apes who are living Seacroft.

Sinians, James. Banana eating simians. Wow. But come on, Tesco. It's not the 1950s. Bananas are a pretty basic item. Are you sourcing them from a war zone? Right.

Yes. What are these blood bananas? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, apparently in the 1950s, you couldn't get a banana in England. I know they still had like war stuff going on because they were pretty devastated, but I guess they just got vitamins up there, I think. They're waiting on oranges. They hear that's going to be a game changer. Stephen two stars, cafe order on screens.

Oh, God, how awful. Why do big corporations think more screens are good? I'll vote with my feet. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Great. Mazeline, one star.

Where do I start with this place? Tesco and Seacroft is awful. Firstly, there are two female kiosk staff who are very loud and would sooner joke and talk with each other about their lives rather than serve you. Uh-huh. Then we have the Asian guy. Here we go. Also at the kiosk, who is so unbelievably slow, which is not.

not the stereotype at all there. Yeah. No one ever says, man, these Asians just slogging around. You know what I mean? Look at like footage of a street in China. Those fuckers are moving. Get the fuck out of the way! They're moving.

Yeah. Also at the kiosk here was so unbelievably slow that he keeps other customers waiting for ages to be served while he counts out the numerous scratch cards that the customer in front of you always wants and goes over the receipts about six times. and then the other guy at the kiosk who seems to spend most of his shifts standing outside the store having a vape. Then there's another female staff member who's like a prison guard. Never smiles and appears to treat every customer like a common thief. Fair play, I know.

There are shoplifters all over the place, but why treat everyone like that? Yeah. You have to know who's going to steal before they steal, Jimmy. Many of the staff don't seem to have a clue about the products or which aisle they're located on. The fresh produce section is terrible and has very limited stock. There's no butcher, deli, or fishmonger anywhere. No fishmonger. No fishmonger.

They close down the tills at about 8.30, so you have to use self-service tills that never seem to work correctly. Then there's giggling Gertie. Uh-oh. In quotes. Not her real name in parentheses. Who giggles as soon as you enter her checkout. She drives me mad with her constant giggling at literally. everything. This happy bitch, I'll kill her. Perhaps she's got some sort of disease. Yeah.

Or she's just a happy person trying to spread joy. You cunt, what are you doing? Bitch, stop giggling. Yeah. What a nightmare this person is. You suck, Masaline. You hate everybody. I can't take people smiling and having a nice time. Look at you being all friendly. Fuck you. Jesus Christ. There are no fitting rooms for you to try clothes on. I thought it was a grocery store. What's happening? No staff or tills upstairs in the F&F department. You can figure out whatever that is.

I don't want to try. This place has gone downhill rapidly and needs a complete overhaul. All right. Dave, one star. Disabled parking is very poor. Only eight spaces. The car wash has more. All right.

Yeah. Okay. So I think the car wash probably has too many disabled spaces. I would say. Gail, one star. I have just had the most appalling customer service interaction ever experienced. Appalling. What did they do? Appalling.

They punched her right in the twat. That's what I told her to fuck off and threw her shit at her. Took my children. Took my children and sold them into a Sri Lankan sex ring. That's what they did. I patiently waited in queue at service customer service desk. And when it was my turn to interact, I asked, the gentleman employee if he would look at my receipt because I believed it to be wrong.

In the most abrupt, rude manner, he suggested I tell him why it's wrong because he's not a mind reader and he pushed the receipt back toward me. Yeah, that seems reasonable. My receipt's wrong. Which one? Okay. Hand someone a receipt and go, this is wrong. We'll look at it. Terrific. Sure. In what way, you get fucking jerk? What do you want? That makes perfect sense to me. So I quietly asked him not to speak to me in that manner or tone, and he stated to me, move on, not dealing with this. You get one strike and you're out. Yes. I tried to be nice.

Fuck off. Next. Let's go. Yep. That is amazing. Not dealing with it. And then he said to his colleagues, not dealing with her, you deal with it. Like, she's yours if you want or otherwise, fuck off.

My husband and I were absolutely stunned, as was his colleague, who I believed was very embarrassed, but she did try to help. I instead, she means insistent, I insisted on speaking to a manager. No voices raised by myself or my husband. No aggression was shown by myself or my husband. Sure, yeah. No aggression. Perfect behavior. Perfect behavior.

And we did express our astonishment at the man being put at a front desk customer service counter who had obviously no training and had to speak to customers. Yeah. and his aggressive behavior that was absolutely uncalled for. The young manager did listen to my complaint, but I'm not convinced it'll be dealt with in an appropriate way. This store needs to get it. I'm not convinced they're going to do everything I tell them to do it, managing their store.

This store needs to get its act together regarding unqualified staff behavior as this gentleman most certainly is in need of training. The store in question is Seacroft Superstore in Leeds. I most certainly will not be frequenting that. store again. Great. Good for you. I'm sure they'll be very sad to see you go. K, one star, this is my local shop. Four times I've been stopped by security guards for apparent shoplifting when I have never

done such a thing. Oh. All four times I've proven that I did not shoplift. Now I feel scared to enter this shop as I'm afraid I'll get stopped by these security men. It's always the same man stopping me. It's discrimination. Or he's a weird creep who, like,

likes you. Yeah. Or he's keeping an eye on you and you look like you're stealing. Yeah, maybe you're always making furtive motions towards your bag. The same person you think they'd notice. I think he likes you. That's pretty gross, though. Don't do that.

Don't harass people. Is he searching you? That's wild. He's like, I got to patch you down again. Those back pockets look like they're full of product. I'll tell you what. You got cakes back there? What is that?

Let me check. Let me check them buns out and see what you got. MM, one star. went to Tesco for a late-night stroll for a specific item with the product number from the Tesco app. If Tesco would like to review their camera footage to verify this review, they can. The conversation with the Tesco employee happened around 10 p.m. on January 22nd, 2024, near the electrical section downstairs. Uh-oh. I am an Asian male dressed in all-black.

I don't know why. that I immediately thought of a ninja walking around the grocery store. Yes, that makes me an asshole. But that's what popped into my head. Dresden all black, I just pictured him like. Close to the ground. I noticed I arrived in a smoke bomb left in a smoke bomb. I pictured him diving through lasers that are all pointing.

That's what I picture. I am the man with two swords on my back. So back to Shinobi over here. Okay. Dresden all black. Literally no one was in that section. than myself and the employee. I asked one of the employees

if they could check for a speaker if it's in stock. Her response was, we don't do speakers, even though I showed her the item on the Tesco app. I asked if she could check with her little mobile

if I gave her the product code to which she told me she cannot do as it doesn't work with the number I was showing her. I explained to her that I've done this many times and other employees were happy

to check their little mobile system. The lady refused to check for me and showed me generic speakers in stock. I again asked to check for the specific item. They don't have it. Yeah. Yeah, we don't do speakers, I thought. Again, asked to check for the specific item using the unique product number, but the employee refused.

Why? After threatening her with a bad review, that's everyone. Yeah. People, you say, I'll give you a bad review. People shut down immediately now. Fuck you then. If you're giving a bad review anyway, I'm going to get my money's worth. Suck my balls.

How's that? No nuts. I can't wait to reply. That's what I say. Yeah. That's what you do. Fuck them. And asking for her name, then checking, then checked using the product number while doing so. I asked why she checked now. And her response was, I was showing her the wrong number. I was showing her the right number 100%. I asked her why she was being difficult over an item. And her response was a lot of people have been asking about this item. Am I, quote, a lot of people or an individual? Anyway, the little mobile showed one out of a thousand in stock or one 1,000 in stock. And when asked if I could have that, she told me that they were out of stock. Are you for real? Was I treated this way by an employee?

Why is she being so difficult? Jesus Christ, you and your speaker, fuck off. Good Lord. Philip, one star. Did he get his speaker or not? You don't know. I didn't even find out if you got the goddamn speaker. I assume not.

But Philip, one star. My disabled wife and I have shopped here since it opened. She recently had caused to park in a normal parking bay as the disabled bays were full of workmen getting or having their lunch and parking in the disabled bays. My wife struggles getting in and out of the vehicle so she had to ensure she could get in and out of the vehicle. Unfortunately, she straddled a white line and now. we have a 60-pound threat of a fine or a 100-pound or 100-pound or debt collectors. Okay. We appealed to Horizon UKPC and basically they lacked empathy and stuck their two fingers up at us.

They weren't thumbs. Tesco wasn't, weren't interested. So beware how you park or shop somewhere else. No consideration of the elderly. Okay. Wait, was that Philip Smith too? Because we got another Philip. Yeah, another Philip Smith after this.

They're back again. That review was from a year ago. This one's from nine months ago. One star. Absolutely unbelievable. Couldn't somebody have checked their spelling? Under services. Very bad impression.

No intention to detail. It won't let me put zero stars. They spelled something wrong. Under services. You can't spell hand job? Come on. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Should be right there. M gives one star. Yet again, a huge amount of clothes, but nowhere for customers to try them on. Asked what I could do, was told to try on at home. Bring them back. If you don't like them, bring them back. Clearly, Tesco doesn't care about the environment advising customers to make two car journeys instead of what. How did you make this an environmental issue?

It's more like they don't want you to return shit, basically. Once you get in, mom, you're less likely to return it. Does your grocery store have clothes at all? Mine does. No. There's no dressing room. No. I remember at 30, so in Phoenix, there was that.

I was like, this is weird. There's clothes at the grocery store. Yeah. At the, like, that Smith's at 32nd Street bell there that had like the restaurant and they had tons of clothes. Now all fries are doing it. They had like snowboards and shit in there. I'm like, what is going on in the store?

That was a weird store. All the fries do it too now? All fries do it too now? I have it. Now, they have, like, outdoors, like, carhart shit. It's crazy. That's what I mean. There wasn't, like, three racks of, like, you know, Arizona.

Local T-shirts. Baked in the Sun T-shirts or some bullshit, you know, like a scorpion on it. It was clothes. Like, it was wild. They've got Caterpillar boots for sale. That's crazy. You can get Caterpillar boots and a salmon psalis at the same store. Yeah.

That's wrong, man. Fucking prawns. I got boots and prongs. wrongs, everybody. I'm home with him. Jesus. Chris, one star. Beware parking at the Tesco Seacroft.

Mm-hmm. I parked and, yes, use the white line, usually next to some cross hatchings. What? Some cross hatchings? Not causing any obstruction or inconvenience. I do not give the car next to me, or I do it to give the car next to me more room because I'm fed up with damage occurring to my car due to people opening doors careless. Tesco use a car park control company, so now I have a 100-pound fine.

He parked on, if you don't park perfectly in the space as they find you here. I love it. That's crazy. I want that to spread so bad. That'd be amazing. But here, only the state can find you. A private place can't find you. Right.

Yeah. That's a, what is that? And that's, unless I don't want to come back here, fuck you. I'm not paying this. Yeah. Who do you send the ticket to if I don't pay it? That's what's the next step? On your private property?

Yeah, it's crazy. There are neighborhoods in North Scottsdale that have private police that try to... Yeah, I end up in... Carra's Valley is one. Yeah, and Desert Mountain does it too. They try to fucking ticket you, Terra Vita too. They try to ticket you for... I had to deal with these fucking people all the time.

I'd be there with judicial process signed by a fucking judge that I'd I had to go and they're like, they would pull me over and say like, oh, you're doing 38. What are you doing around here? Because they don't want, they don't want the people in there to get served with shit so they'd fucking say fuck off, basically. It's crazy. I had to serve papers at one big house there. And like the Phoenix police had to like take me to the house. Wow.

A restraining order thing to get the guy out of the house. Anyway, Jason, one star. Visited Seacroft Extra Store on May 8th, 22, 1015 a.m. Yeah. Okay. stage is set everybody here we go very poor customer service

atmosphere the tills supervisor was extremely rude and defensive when asked do you have any more staff that can jump on the tills and try to reduce the lines and customers waiting

and don't tell me how to do my job what do we do yeah you tell me how to manage this fucking place obviously not stupid do you want to clock in motherfucker then shut up yeah are you can I get you an apron

how's that you fucking asshole um her response was and I quote, if I had any more staff, do you think I would have not put them on the tills? Which should have been the obvious thing anyway. Her attitude and behaviors toward customers were terrible.

Let's hope the billions of pounds profit Tesco achieved recently will go toward customer service training. I am writing to the CEO, Ken Murphy, to make him aware of the poor service received. I'm sure he'll get right on top of that. Hey, Ken, I'd love to tell you how this woman humiliated me because I'm an idiot. I'm a dummy who says obvious things and then someone said the obvious thing back to me and I'm not happy about it. I put my nose where it doesn't belong, Ken. Got yelled at.

Rightfully so. Lucy one star. The toilets in the supermarket always smelled diabolical. I love that. Do you mean like piss and shit? Yeah. No, I love the British's use of diabolical all the time. That's a great fucking word.

Surely there must be something that can be done about this. Well, less shitting would help probably. That's why. Don't use them, lady. Or they could clean them, but I mean, either one. Asking the cleaning company to use bleach. That's what they say. Okay.

Does the toilet stink or does like the toilet stink? Do you know what I mean? Like the room, the toilet? Yeah. Is it coming? Are you huffing the fucking porcelain? Is it seeped into the drywall or is this right over the toilet? in the shit and piss actual zone.

That's a good question right there. A very good question. William, one star. Video doing rounds of your staff laughing and mocking a customer over a payment dispute. Disgusting, unprofessional behavior, especially from a worker called Aiden. I expect better from a guy with Aid right in his name.

Train your staff to act professional in all situations. Yeah. He's not Aiden at all. He's not Aiden at all. nobody. Here we go. Andrew, this is quite the tale here. One star. Beware. My wife having recently been caught, quote, shoplifting in the Seacroft store for an item that passed down the conveyor belt but wasn't scanned by the checkout girl. Oh, so it's my fault you fucked up. You're going to arrest me when this lady just didn't charge me for it? It's on my fault. She was marched into the security office in tears,

threatened to be either arrested or an option to pay $125 fine in a one-year ban. I have since found out this is happening on a regular basis. It seems like it's always ladies, too. I think you might have a pervert security guard over here. We are loyal customers to Tesco and have spent over 18,000 pounds in the last two years. We're absolutely disgusted with the treatment we received and we'll definitely be shopping elsewhere. Be very, very careful checking out your items. they will not accept you may have made a mistake.

Yeah. Almost $20,000 in, about $10,000 a year? I guess that's right. Yeah. That seems actually a little light probably. Probably, yeah. $800 a month in groceries? That's pretty good.

Yeah. Jim, one star. Okay. Hovis Seed Sensation Seven Seeds Bread. Tesco says they are Aldi price matching $2. They are not. They will not do it. Just been to Aldi, a pound 85.

Oh. There's 15 pence in the fucking wind here that these cock suckers are trying to fuck me out of. Challenge the manager last week. Oh, challenge. Imagine someone coming up to you for 15 cents. If you're just looking at them in the eye like, dude, I would take a nickel and a dime out of my pocket and throw it right in their chest and say, get the fuck out of my store. There's my 15 quid, you fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck off. Here you go. He said the prices are checked regularly. Obviously not. Uh-huh. Go to Aldi. Check the price match.

That's all caps. Okay. That'll really help everybody there. Mrs. Cy, okay? We shopped here on a whim after Aldi didn't open as early two days before Christmas. I bought our turkey, which had a date of December 26th. This was one of the only turkeys left.

under left on the shelf at 5 a.m. despite there being well over 20 staff. When we began preparing it, we noticed the meat underneath the crown had become so moldy and it had actually rotted away. Oh, God. The carcass bones from the crown

had fallen apart. Not to mention the... It's just rotting. What is the animal? A turkey. Oh, the crown. Where's the crown on a turkey? Guess up by the neck hole?

Is it? I don't know. That's all I can imagine. That's a crowns up top. Is a crown maybe down below? Like an asshole? Yeah, it's a ass. Turkey assholes is known as a crown?

Is that the crown? I think that might be a scientist zoologically correct. A turkey's anus is known as a crown. A crown of the turkey. I don't think that's an official term. I think she just dubbed it the crown. Not to mention the smell and the yellow skin of the turkey and the fact that it was refrigerated since home.

Our sprouts had holes and insects. and some mushrooms purchased were thrown out the same day due to blue and black mold. Three ready meals, two fresh soups, and a kish all went out the day before we purchased them at full price. They threw them out. They were only a day old. Avoid, avoid, avoid. This Tesco is obviously not storing perishable food properly or checking the food on the shelves and is safe and in date. I would highly recommend using Aldi, Azda, or Morrison's if you don't want to lose your money and food due to expiring before

the date of purchase. All right. We'll end up with these last couple here. Okay. Brett or Bert, sorry, one star. I was one of the two. Got dyslexic on that one. His last name is flogging,

so I don't think he doesn't think he's real. Jesus Christ. I don't think that's real. Flognoggin? I was, well, that does sound British. I was pushing my wife in her wheelchair when we came across one of the assistants filling up the DVDs. They got DVDs.

The boxes were sticking out. out blocking access to the aisle. She saw we were struggling and apparently didn't seem to give a damn. No apology, nor did she move the boxes so we could move past them. Why work in a shop if you don't like the general public? Her attitude stank. Stank-ass attitude with you. Okay, here we go.

Last couple. Ryan, one star, committing toilet hygiene safety violations, no toilet checks. No ROTA. Rhoda? I don't know. There was no hand wash. And when I went to customer service, they were dumbfounded of what I was asking.

Okay. All right. I don't know, Jimmy. I don't get it. We don't go in there. We just leave that room alone. I don't know. I heard it was gross.

That's for you people. And one star. Wouldn't even give one star if it let me. Okay. See? Staff attitudes are appalling. It was accused of. stealing again, it's all women.

On scan as you shop. I always have scanned everything. They decided to bring it to my attention a week after the date they were giving. So why I was not told about it before when I am in there all the time shopping for my mom, et cetera, definitely putting a complaint in. This isn't good. Yeah, something's wrong. You can't not scan something and then charge them for theft.

That's on you. That's wild. And then finally, one star will end the show with this. Remember Aiden from before? This review is all about Aiden. One star, quote, Aidan is smelly and not friendly at all. Fuck you, Aden.

Fucking Aiden. You're useless and you stink, asshole. So that's fun. We'll end up with their next week. We have a lot more crazy fun things to talk about, including a post office branch in Peakskill, New York. If everyone isn't fucking just chairs soaked with wet after that, I don't know what we'll get you going.

But thanks for joining us. We'll have way more crazy shit next week. Definitely head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Get your tickets for all the small town murder live shows. And especially get your tickets for March 21st, Phoenix, Arizona, stand up live. Your stupid opinions live. It's going to be fucking awesome. I'll tell you that right now.

We're so excited for it. So get those tickets now. Shut up and give me murder.com. Check out small town murder. Check out crime in sports. Check out small town murder on. Netflix now. Holy shit.

Thank you so much for hanging out with us and doing all that you do. We will see you next week, everybody. See you then. Bye.