Your Stupid Opinions - Little Liars, Nightmare Wax, No Customer Bathroom

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

This week's crazy reviews include a dollar store where you aren't allowed to use the bathroom, or eat granola. A personal item that is supposed to give you a salon experience, at home, but may just leave you in pain. Plus, we finish up with "Psycho Path", featuring the most aggressive owner replies we've ever seen!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody welcome welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hey ho, my name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you so much for joining us. We're very excited today. For more insanity, we're going to finish up the psychopath from last week and the old

Curtis Lowry and his owner responses. And then we're going to get into some fun stuff. We have a personal item this week that's not that gross, so don't worry. Terrific. And we won't make you cringe with pain. Yeah, no skeezing. And we have some lots of fun stuff here.

We're gonna go get some fast food. We got some dollar store shit to talk about. Good shit, but before we start, follow on social media, listen to our other two shows, Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder, which are exactly what they sound like. That said, let's dive back into this. We left off last week with, we said

we had more from The Psychopath. Now, The Psychopath, which was a Halloween experience, horror, a haunt. There you go, it's a haunt. So we did a lot of those, but they were so crazy. We had so many more. And I wanted to cleanse the palate with some dog costumes last week So we found out that Curtis had been Curtis Lowry who's the owner of this establishment had been acquitted of molesting his ex-stepdaughter

Okay. Now let's start out with one star from Shannon and really the the main Points we're going for are the owner responses. They're the crazy shit. So the reviews don't even really matter. No, it's certainly his perspective. It's this guy's. When the owner's response is five times longer than the review, you're like, this guy has got problems.

One star, this is the worst attraction I've personally been to. Worst. Worst. I paid $20 to not have a good time at all. I was supposed to get scared and I just didn't. That sounds like your problem. You are fucking… I was supposed to fart and I just didn't.

Well, whose fault is that? You're a hard ass. Scare easier. The cast uses way too many profanities and it's an extremely bad taste. What do they say? Well they're supposed to be like the undead and like mass murderers and things so they're not gonna their language you know they're not gonna be like watching their Ps and Qs. Yeah.

I'm gonna cut your head off you throw a fucking in there it's better. I'm gonna cut your fucking head off sounds you know a little more realistic maybe. Yeah that'll scare a kid. That'll scare you to death yeah. Well this is more for adults anyway this one from what I understand here. I was extremely disappointed. The guide also talked way too much and explained things in way too much depth. What does that mean? Other people would say didn't explain enough so you can't win with people. The owner takes the whole thing too seriously and charges too much. Yeah, that I believe. Yep.

I wouldn't even have paid $10 for this years go round. Years go round? I don't know. Last year was better. Response from the owner, obviously. Curtis is not going to take this lying down. No. The man just fought in court for his life.

I would say, I'm sorry, but I'm about to defend my haunted attraction on this one. On this one as opposed to all the other ones. Saying the owner and then in all caps, me, this guy, takes things way too seriously, makes in all caps, no sense. Why? None. If I'm paying to visit a business, I want exactly that. An incredibly enthusiastic owner who actually cares about the product they're putting out

there. And giving a haunt one star because you cannot comprehend the style of having backstories makes even less sense. You can't comprehend our backstories. We're too complicated over here. I'm glad you came out like any of our customers and fans, but while you say you weren't scared, that isn't like saying we didn't… that isn't like saying we did anything wrong, so why hammer it with a one-star rating?

I mean, if a pizza place makes your pizza correctly and the owner loves running the pizza place, you'd give them one star just for not liking the pizza? Yes! Yes! It's a… what's your and not they're trying to make pizza so five stars. He's trying to make the words and experience match the star. Yes, dude.

In his mind, you paid to go on a haunted path. We gave you a haunted path. That's five stars. Five stars, motherfucker, whether you liked it or not. That's exactly why you did what we said we were gonna do is the pizza is not good Yeah, and then she says you are that person, huh? Of that all caps if you don't like somewhere after trying it It's not their fault as you cannot please everyone this hardly constitute a one-star rating besides Yeah, I'd love to know how you give this haunt one star after one visit when it's different almost every night

Including some of the stories. Oh, we you change your stories So you need to come like every day for a week before you give this community to make them all a project On you we do more than any haunt in the country as far as alternate themes from night to night even We do more than any haunt in the country as far as alternate themes from night to night even including a behind-the-scenes Quote-unquote look at what makes psychopath run and by popular opinion the best haunt open as far as the profanities It's a haunt based on horror movies. Lol. It's real. So a profanity offends you Then I'd have to ask what exactly were you expecting? I mean we advertise the fact that we are equivalent to any R rated horror film. So in short, if you gave, so

in short you gave us a one star because you do not understand what it is we do, not just a kitty haunt. You don't get it. You're a dummy. That's why you gave one star. You're not smart enough to understand the concept. The nuance of scaring people. Holy shit. Jesse one star drove two hours there. Oh, that's on you. Yeah. You drive two hours to walk through the mud. That's nuts. You're an idiot. Yeah. Yeah. That's

you live in the middle of nowhere. You deserve nothing. You deserve to have a bad time. After two hours in the car, anything would be a great time. Should be, yeah. Oh, this is terrific. We stopped at a roadside fucking Dairy Queen inside of a gas station and we were like, this is great. Oh man, I love it. Just to get out of the car when we were on the way to Oklahoma City.

20 mile per hour winds. Oh, fucking, that was fantastic. We were loving it. Waiting in like four hours, it waited waiting in like four hours Wait, I guess waiting in line for hours. It was unorganized and staff was kind of rude Someone left obviously drunk and ran their truck in a ditch in front of security. Oh my god I would have paid to watch that that's fucking funny What looked to be an armed off-duty law enforcement who did nothing even though they were there were small kids present

The haunt itself lasted 10 to 15 minutes max. Oh Curtis People say in 20 minutes he was like 20 minutes. What are you talking about? We're at least double that double that Only about seven employees total including actors guide and a ticket booth worker actor slash owner caused a scene with someone in our group who was not being super cooperative but really wasn't doing anything wrong and well short to say the actor took off his mask masks started cussing oh I'm not Michael Myers anymore now you're a piece of shit on another level go to the next fucking room what are you doing and throwing a tantrum and talking about

having the guy bounced. He's got bouncers. In all, it was just a terrible waste of time and money because I have to work in the morning. Well, you shouldn't have went somewhere two hours away if you have to work in the morning. This is like one of their friends wandering around picking up like apples and stuff.

Hey, this isn't even real, you guys. Just use your time to go to the Trail of Terror and hurly more organized professional faster moving lines better actors And the haunt is longer and Curtis has no response to that. Oh, is that right? I don't know what how he missed that one that one beat your whole business down That is like everything that pisses him off in one review. He attacked everything first of all, what about you? Let me tell you what this guy was doing. One star for BB, overpriced and too long of a drive for what it is. Then says, edit.

I was planning on giving Psychopath another chance because maybe we just went on a bad night but since the owner is too rude to everyone that critiques him, I will not be supporting him. Also, it has now gone from a two-star to a one star because of your lack of respect you lost the star pal PS the driving statement was warning people who have to make a long drive that it isn't worth it okay it's the same it's like a continuation but it's not the same people though it's a different person they said it too yeah it's weird

didn't respond to that didn't respond to okay, okay, no, the driving statement, okay. Also, I have been to better haunts that have only lasted around five to 10 minutes and cost me $10. Your haunt is just not worth it. It's too long and too much. We have a review, a response from the owner, of course. How do you leave a negative review

based on how long of a drive it is? Like, that's my fucking problem, you live in the sticks. So they posted it, then he he said this and then she responded. Then listen Rudy now you're getting one star. Here we go. LOL we don't make you drive that far. If it's too long of a drive find a closer one and besides you probably have some form of base a bias reason for your review because we have the longest tours in the country and people drive from as far as Arkansas and Texas and even Ohio to come to this haunt and that all love it and come every year.

And I just, this is all a run on sentence by the way, no punctuation. And I just spoke to some customers from Memphis that drive almost five hours to come to it numerous times a year. So if wherever you're coming from is too far, then I would suggest you just don't come rather than drive the distance. Then complain about the distance you just drove. Like we made you drive that far distance from you is not a valid reason for a negative review. That's one sentence. Because in case in that case, why doesn't everybody that's further away than 10 minutes just leave a negative review? Ha ha ha. Yeah. That's like, I love when he makes analogies.

That's like me reviewing a haunted attraction in New Orleans and no matter how good it is, I say something negative about it and only leave two stars just because it's far from me. We got it. You made your point. An analogy was not necessary to hammer it up. You just said all the same shit all over again. That's borderline insane because that doesn't mean anything negative about the haunt, just

means too far away. Plus, what do you mean overpriced? How much did you pay because we are at a bare minimum average price, meaning there are haunts five bucks cheaper or haunts that are $10 more expensive than us, so the price is very comparable and fair market value at twenty dollars even particulate Particular to anything you say even particularly but he ends up with particulate Yeah, so I don't even see where you have a valid reason to lead to start leave two stars

So of course being the owner of the path I'm going to defend it you leave two stars and you give two reasons neither of which makes sense boom Mike John You don't make sense. You don't make sense. Okay gets better now Landon one star don't go here double exclamation Literally waited four hours to get in just to go through the trail in about 20 minutes though The trail was fun security and ticket booth staff was extremely rude and disrespectful trail was fun security and ticket booth staff was extremely rude and disrespectful. 4 hours. Response from old Curtis here, old curt dog here.

Response quote, you're an idiot. That's a great line, that's a great first line. Boom. Landon you're dumb as shit. First of all, you're a fucking moron. Anyway, long waits are normal at a seasonal business or event that draw large crowds and fit years worth of business into 48 nights. Plus, we take all the possible measures to shorten the wait while keeping the tours long.

We have the longest tours. By the way, genius! And you could have also skipped the line with a slasher pass that cuts to the front of the line. Security's here for a reason. If he was rude, then you must have been a douchebag Take that Many names. He's only rude. Yeah, if you're a douchebag that's that's By the way, you are an idiot also. I forgot to tell you that you must have been a douchebag

So and I've never seen the person who works in the ticket booth for me ever be rude. So yep. You're a douchebag works in the ticket booth for me ever be rude. So yep, you're a douchebag. Curtis. Douchebag idiot. What's a slasher pass? How much more is that? That's what I mean. Because if I'm paying $20, then I can pay what, $15

to get to the front of the line? Disney, yeah, you can pay more. Yeah, you can pay more to not be online. Slasher. You're a douchebag. Oh yeah, it's not a trail, it's a path, a psycho path. He said that. He said that he said that Had to throw that in there we know what it is

One star from Zane touched guests including my girlfriend inappropriately don't like that I don't like the diddling that goes on here by the way instead of getting mad at every single negative review Maybe you should use it as constructive criticism to improve your business. Pretty childish if you ask me. Yeah, and stop grabbing chicks on the ass. Do you think Curtis is going to take this on the chin and take it in and reflect on his own doings and maybe he's wrong? You think he's going to say it?

He might have something to say about this. We don't touch girls' tits. Response from the owner. Zane, when someone lies it's not constructive criticism it's simply a lie. No one here touches anyone inappropriately. We do touch though. Is that right? So if you're touching and someone moves and you had a hand on a shoulder it could be on a tit in half a second if they move wrong. And who's to say what's inappropriate? Grabbing the smallest somebody's back is inappropriate. Maybe don't touch it all. Yeah. And that'll work. Wow. We grab, we even take. You were

aware of this before touring. You then sign a waiver. So you leave negative reviews for us doing exactly what you were aware we do. We told you we were going to finger your girlfriend. You signed a paper that said that's okay with you. Noddle deep in her butthole. You said that. Sorry, Adada's not a virgin anymore. It's not our fault. Sorry. What do you want from me? You signed the anti-Hyman waiver over here and they said, listen, anything could happen

on this trail. You know what I mean? Yeah. I have surveillance cameras all over the property that can prove no one gets touched inappropriately, but we do touch as we made you aware that we touch. Not only that, but I witness as the owner every single act, every time someone has touched, taken or grabbed, so that I can tell whether we're doing it the right way or not and a lot of times it's even me that does it.

There's only a couple actors that have the ability to do this, so I would be very careful making false accusations of such imperative weight to them because when you lie and can be proven wrong, it's called an attempt at interrupting business. Spreading lies about a business is an attempt to affect that business on a personal level and can also be called defamation of character. And I video every inch of this path, every tour 24 hours a day for security reasons,

but it also helps when someone makes a false claim. So rethink your claim and if it doesn't stop then there is legal actions I can take to prevent people from you, like you, from lying about my business and when it comes due time for both of us to provide proof I will be the one with the video evidence. Quite honestly you're a liar and a bad one. If you go through the haunted attraction that has almost 250 videos on the internet and I don't think that we have cameras everywhere, LOL. So I'd be careful about making false claims. So he goes...

Yeah, that's liable. Different reviews from you're a douchebag to I'll sue you. I'll sue you? Those are the big range. For calling me a molester. Don't you dare. I would there I Please sue us Curtis. That would be the greatest thing you could ever do for us

Please sue us. We'll get years worth of material. I'm sure we will make fun of you for the rest of our fucking lives About the court hearing. It's amazing. Yeah comedy. We have such leeway to oh god You have no idea the things we could say about you. I say anything about you right now, and it's satirical. It doesn't even fucking matter if Jimmy laughs. That's a joke It's funny. You don't understand so You know what that's the thing you keep treating people like this Curtis We're gonna keep coming on and just fucking with you every once in a while Because you can't have no recourse against us I'm just fucking with you every once in a while. Because you can't have no recourse against us.

The psychopath is a new punch line. I'm never going to Mississippi, never gonna be there, nothing you can do, nothing. You stay away from my daughter. Yeah, and don't try to finger my daughter while you're at it either, or my wife, neither one, I won't have it. Sandy One Star, comment after owner's rude reply.

That was someone else that didn't like your trail you're talking about. You have lots of unhappy customers as you point out. He's like, they're like in the middle of another conversation. Okay, response from the owner. What are you even talking about, lady? I knew you'd leave this.

How? I don't even know what the fuck she said. How do you know she was gonna say something that I don't even know what the fuck she said. How do you know she was gonna say something that I don't even know what it was? Wow, Curtis. I was expecting this today. I knew it. I just happened to be standing there

when you came to the window complaining about waiting over four hours, but at 10.30 only 2.5 hours after we start tours. So if you showed up an extra hour and a half early, that's your own fucking problem claimed it was freezing in 60 degree nice evening weather like we control the climate lol all caps by the way complaining that your daughter was in a skirt like we picked up like we picked out her wardrobe choice okay so maybe she didn't think she was gonna be

standing two hours 60 60 is pretty cold. It's chilly if you have a skirt on. Yeah, it's 61 sleeves Is that the most annoying temperature for you and your skirt? Yes. Yes, my pussy gets freezing. I don't like it It's nippy. I'm a twat and I don't like it Don't care for it. My hood tries to hide. It sucks right back into there. So yeah, 60 degrees you want sleeves. Yeah. It was like 60 last night we were hanging out.

Sleeves were nice. Not thick ones. She probably didn't assume to, if she's already got tickets, she probably assumed to be standing for two and a half hours. Probably not. You want to look cute while you're running through the forest in the mud too.

You know how it goes. That's fucking amazing. Whole, well while, he said whole. I think it's while. A lot of his shit's misspelled, so it's really hard to get his shit. He's angry and just banging it out. Fat thumbed fucking banging. Auto correct.

Shit, yeah. While standing next to a sign reading no refunds asking for a refund You were literally the next two people in line and chose to walk away and leave then you give us one star. Yeah smart Mark this guy's fucking amazing. I just want him to own every business and yes smart respond to everything Here is Carolyn one star not worth the drive or the money, more funny, not at all scary, highly overrated. Okay, that is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 words. Very short. Here's his response. More than 16 words. I have no idea where you went, but there was nothing funny on the tour You don't have any gag. There's no fucking no no comedians popping out doing a hot five No, you ever see a horror movie where the lead was a comedian no didn't work you should try coming while sober

Oh, maybe shit wouldn't be so fun. Shoot is hammered. So it was funny. Okay. Describe what was funny so that your claim is even believable. Yeah. Only people saying this are drunks and ex actors of lesser haunts who have closed down. Oh, ex actors of lesser haunts. Industry, jealousy.

Everybody knows this industry is crabs in a bucket, man. It's, it's, they just, they'll just eat each other alive. You think music, comedy, things like that are bad. No, no, no, no. It's the haunts. That's what it is. It's the local haunts. Wow.

LOL. I have looked at your profile and this is all you ever do. Literally every review you have ever left for any business is a one-star review. That means you only use this as an opportunity to feel more important than you really are by dishing out one-star review. That means you only use this as an opportunity to feel more important than you really are by dishing out one-star reviews talking trash. Holy. This guy looks people. That is personal. This is amazing. Funny thing is I bet you cannot describe any part

of the tour. You were either not there, too drunk to be engaged by the tour, or just flat out lying because we've had no one go through thinking anything was funny. What a little liar. Ha ha little liar Fascinating you're either a drunk you weren't there or you worked somewhere else and you're jealous of your fucking jealous You're a goddamn shit-talker liar Derek leaves one star and leaves no review okay nothing there is no words that's a one-star response what's wrong with you Derek why would you leave this review of a business that's not even open in December and that you you leave that just now and December without an explanation? Please insert

common sense when reviewing a business instead of a petty game playing without an explanation or for petty reasons without an explanation. This business is only open in September and October and it took you until five days before Christmas to review with no comment? December 20th. Holy shit! Oh yeah! Fuck that place! This guy's sitting around with fucking silver bells playing with his Christmas tree up, going looking through, you mother, how dare you leave One Star and not even say anything?

We haven't been open for six weeks! Fuck. And then Tyrell leaves One Star, again. No words. No words. Of course, the one security had to get into line and was rude to the tour guide leaves a one star review, even though you were obviously scared to go through.

Funny how some people get their only sense of power by leaving negative reviews. The only negative reviews we get are from other haunts, go figure, or people who couldn't act right so we had to get on to them Oh you forgot about the drunks that day so There is the psychopath everybody that is a party I like when businesses name their business after the owner. Yes

It's lovely. It's a nice family business. Like Dave and Buster. The psychopaths. Ben and Jerry's. Yeah, it's perfect. It's all right there. What an asshole. What a fucking jerk off. Curtis, you're a douchebag. You're a douchebag. You idiot. You fucking jackass. You little liar. So, you know what? I feel like we've been ripped off at this overpriced haunt that's too short. I feel like I'm owed. And I've been dittled and everything else. I gotta move on.

I'm gonna go somewhere where we know exactly what we're getting. We're gonna go to the Dollar Tree. Let's do this. The Dollar Tree on 31014 Pacific Highway South, Federal Way, Washington. Oh. The Washington state. Way up there. Way the fuck up there. Here it is a dollar, everybody knows what the Dollar Tree is, right?

It's a dollar tree. Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree. Chain offering of a mix of household items, beauty products, food and more at discount prices. Yeah, they're not a dollar by the way. It's not a dollar store. No, it's still, they'll take your dollars off of your tree. There will be several dollar things in there. So this is 3.9 stars here on Google at a 900 reviews.

So there's a lot. Now first of all, some people love the dollar store. By the way, it looks like a shithole. Look at this, look at the outside of this place. Oh my God, it looks like a shithole. Really? Look at the outside of this place. Oh my god, it looks temporary. It looks like it's abandoned. It looks like you could, you'd go, well, I mean, we need to put homeless people somewhere. Let's just put them in there.

And they go, there's a dollar store running in here. What are you talking about? There's commerce happening. They covered up graffiti with a color that is not the building. No, and the building is white, by the way. They just covered it with gray. You can cover that with white. No, they just put like car primer on it. They're like that ought to do it

And that's a picture on a five-star review Wow Yep store is organized clean and has a lot to choose from also good customer service really how much customer service? Do you need at the dollar store? Clint five stars great selection good service not super friendly, but decent folks, okay? Yeah, yeah, they work at the dollar store? Clint five stars, great selection, good service, not super friendly, but decent folks. Yeah, they work at the dollar store. Art supplies to mac and cheese, sodas to dog food, they got it all at super low prices. Each store is a little different. It's fun to check them out in different locations and find cool stuff. All are super cheap at a $1.25 plus tax.

And then he shows, he has pictures of his artwork that he's done with his dollar store art. Everything's a $1.25? I guess there, yeah, I didn't know that. Carolyn, four stars. Yeah? Floors were very dirty. Oh.

Store needs thorough cleaning. But still four stars, they don't take off a star for that. Like, I expect this, it's cheap shit. It's dollar tree, it's not great. Not great, a star for that. It's like, I expect this. It's cheap shit. It's Dollar Tree. It's not great. Not great. One star from Annie. This is a dollar store, but not mean some of them can treat customers

just like they are worth only a dollar. Not mean. You can't treat me. Yeah, the last name is very Vietnamese, I think, and this is a- It's fantastic. Not an English as the first language. I love that.

She said, you're treating me like I'm worth a dollar. I saw some nice- Just because it's a Dollar Tree does not mean- Not in English as the first language, but she said you're treating me like I'm worth a dollar. I saw some nice... Just because it's a dollar tree does not mean you get to treat me that way. Like a fucking discount streetwalker. I saw some nice flowers and want to take it up to see how pretty that is. It doesn't have the sign don't touch. And I just it up but a lady work there yelling at me hey don't touch it OMG she was act like she is a racism and really rude unbelievable she was act like she is a racism I hate it when people act like a racism that makes me upset that's very sad she's wanted to pick them up and look at them and see how pretty they are? Yeah, pick them up and see how-

Is it fake flowers? I think they're fake flowers. I think they're fake flowers. Yeah, they don't have real, there's not a real flower in there. There's no flowers. No. No, you think we have,

this is the fresh cut lilies are in this section, tulips are down by the, no. There's nothing better than a carnation in there. No, fuck no. A dandelion they picked out of the fucking sidewalk crack outside is probably what they have in there. Got it in a nice face. It's a very nice plastic.

Looks nice. Yeah. Susanna, one star. The manager refused to blow up a balloon saying we would have to wait over 20 minutes so the cashier could get the line down. Oh, okay. So she's the one that does it. I'm the manager.

I don't know how to do it. I don't do that. She's qualified. Cashier's the only one who knows that. She's the one that does it. I'm the man. I don't know how to do it. I don't do that She's qualified cashier is the only one who knows that trained yet The manager wasn't doing anything but talking in his office with another staff member about how people steal Don't let him steal helium number one and How some use ebt to get cash instead didn't bother to contribute to the cashiers to? Do the cashiers and do effective work. This store is a joke. The cashier Veronica though, she was very kind and helpful. She's a gem

in this place. Gem spelled the less popular J. The 80s cartoon. Yes, yeah. That was gem, wasn't it? Yeah, gem in the... So truly outrageous? That was the song. Holograms? Yeah, I think that's it. I really outrageous that was the song the holograms. Yeah Jesus there you go Joseph one star. Yeah, and he says pictures of the shelves that are absolutely filthy

Yeah, the shelves look like they've been sitting outside for six months Look at them. They look like they're like dingy and dusty and like full of shit They they did that and then put it back inside and then just put products on it let it rain and then put them inside dented cans of air wick is what they have here what is air wick the sprays for spray for smell shell yeah yeah okay this store was filthy you know those movies where the world has ended and the remaining survivors go to stock up on rations this looks looks like one of those stores. Like it's like the postman and it's been abandoned for fucking I am legend or some shit. We just go walk around. Yeah.

The world has ended the remaining survivors. Okay. That's fucking funny. Um, uh, looks like the shelves are disgusting. They look like someone dragged a bunch of dirt through it. They dirt through it. Through it, their signs are beginning to yellow, showing that they're probably, probably older than five years. It's just so disgusting. It felt very depressing in there as well.

Dollar stores feel depressing no matter what. Let's be honest. Yeah, I don't think I've ever, every time I've ever went in. You don't feel good going in there. You don't wanna be in there. I went in there to get art supplies for kids' projects or whatever.

It's good for that shit. And when I go in there and get it, I feel like a failure as a parent. Yeah. Like I should've just paid a dollar more to feel better at Target. Walmart. Yeah.

I just sack up and take my kids to fucking Walmart like every other person. Yeah, that's fucking bad. Shit like that. It's so cheap though It is it's it does feel kind of good. I'm like yeah I fucked you over Walmart take that and give you the money and I saved three dollars I take I feel like I feel like I'm getting over on my kid when I'm doing that Also, it's like yeah, it's crayona. It's the same thing. It's made by this. Don't worry about it It also feels like it's a nine pack's crayona. It's the same thing. It's made by this. Don't worry about it. It also feels like it's a nine pack of crayona

Don't worry about it a little bit of a threat of I'm taking you in here. What if one of your friends sees yeah From the road walking in sees you walking in with your dad. Oh Shit Stephanie one star. Yeah, completely not okay at all Three exclamation points completely not okay at all My mother who has end stage lung cancer and my son just passed out completely on the floor Both of them Does your son have lung cancer too? What's happening? Let's go. Is that sympathy? Why did you take your mom there with what is going on? No one even bothered to help

Oh, this is at the checkout area in the cat. Why did your son pass out? I get your mom probably lack of oxygen, but you're probably both of them from lack of oxygen The cashier didn't even ask if everything's okay She just went off and a few times today. That would be 14.68, please. What? Hold on, 9-1-1. Can you get them the fuck out of the way?

You gotta move the people, the line's backing up. Didn't even ask if everything was okay. I just called your store to find out why no one has any heart to be bothered to help. All these are three exclamation points, by the way. And yes, we have the receipt to prove it was your store. I just tried talking to a store manager and she stated that didn't happen here.

Everybody here's been fine all night. She's scrubbing security footage right now. Wow. And also had no heart to even care. Cashier name was Keely and time time was 1159 a.m. On 128 23 and your store number is 2487 Oh, I've got all the numbers I got my fucking document documented. Tell me again store manager It didn't happen at your store. I fucking dare you douchebag

Little liar. Oh, yeah, you're an idiot. You're an idiot. I love that. So, yup, you're an idiot. One star. Just go to another location. This one is messy and the manager here is extremely rude and profiles customers. Having gone to this location many times before with no issues after work until last time

when I was dressed casually and not in work clothes and I was told I'm not allowed to bring my bag in. Something I've been allowed to do many times before and watched other customers do with no issue. Apparently, if I'm not in my work uniform, I'm a suspected thief before I even walk in the door." No, perhaps that's a new policy there because everybody with a fucking bag is filling it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. A lot of those stores are like that too, depending on where they are. Joanne won store. The store manager is beyond rude to people. Beyond it. Beyond it. We simply asked her if there was helium and she bit my daughter's head off. Oh my God.

Don't say that because we just did an episode of Small Town Murder. That's actually possible. We found out we didn't understand. We didn't know. But you can actually do that. A man did that. It's amazing. Wow.

And get better customer service or don't be a manager at the store, lady. Yeah, I mean, get dumb fucking bag. What are you doing? I didn't know I had to tell you this. No. Big Bird next up. Yeah. And the picture is big.

Is it very nice? Yeah. A lot of reviews. Snuffy. the first thing next we'll find out They didn't even believe me when I said snuffle up I guess was gonna be in in a minute from the car one star you wasted my time my gas 12 in the afternoon and all the lines are in the aisles because of slow cashiers came in for a few simple items I love the prices, but I hate this store. Oh, that's a fucking bummer.

That's what you have to deal with to get the low price. We think they're going to be fully stocked with cashiers. No, they pay one cashier and have a line cause that shit's cheap. Right. We don't have it. We're not making, there's not enough profit margin to pay more people. You ever go to target there's 77 fucking checkout lines at every Target. Why? Because they charge you what it needs to do to pay people to run a fucking store that's not a piece of shit. That's why. I love the price but hate the store. I have had to walk out

because of this at least five times in the past. Stop going there! Why do you keep doing this to yourself? This is not worth it for you. How much, what's your time worth? How did you get to be an adult? You walked around, picked out the items items you needed then waited online for a while Yeah, till you got tired of it and then left with nothing Yeah, so you just wasted all the time you could have spent that time Shopping at a store where the prices are normal and the lines are short and you could have fucking moved out with this five times

Dumb you're an idiot. That's you're only once You did this five times Dumb you're an idiot. That's you're only once Fool me five times take me out back and shoot me in the fucking head because I'm a moron God please get it together or hire new people at this point you owe me money for my time and oh is that right? Yeah, or at least a handful of trinkets that you should sell for a dollar Kitty-cat one star. Yeah, let me start by saying, I love that, the workers there were great. I am, however, very disappointed in the conditions

the workers have to be subjected to, and the criminal activity corporate allows, in all caps, to happen here. From the employees, or from, what are we talking about? Wow, there was no shopping carts for customers to put their items in Because addicts in the area stole them to scrap and get money. That's not what they're using them for Well, you know other things they're using them to to carry the shit that they steal that and cans

Yeah, they're not using them to nobody's scrap bubbles depot. Maybe that's what it is. You know, nobody's scrapping Fucking shopping carts. That's not a thing. Why do you say oh why do you say? No, yeah. No. Yeah, I think they use them to hold their shit. Oh, okay for scrapping. Yeah, they put that's the holder Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That makes sense. That makes more sense. Yeah, not to actually yeah How hard is it to put a vertical bar on them so they can't take them out the door? It pushes away customers who are actually buying things because there's nothing to put their items in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

If you walk into a place that has the bars on them... I'm out. I'm out. That's a bad neighborhood. I'm in a terrible place is what that means. I've made a big mistake. I've made a huge mistake. Those will drive good clientele right the fuck out of there.

In that type of area you're going to have someone walking up to you bleeding profusely but not even talking about that as we experienced it at that neighborhood yesterday. And as you try to put your things into your car, they're going to cost you for money. Do you have any change? Every fucking time. Could I at least have your shopping cart? I'm gonna... I'm gonna go make money.

Jesus Christ. It pushes away customers who are actually buying things because there's nothing to put their items in. And the bathroom, seriously? Close the damn thing. You went to the bathroom? At the dollar store. How many fucking syringes would you have to kick aside

to make your way to a toilet there? What kind of emergency would make you have to go in there? Well, this person said, I'd rather piss my pants than walk in after a crackhead and breathe in the disgusting leftover crap they were smoking in there. It's called crack smoke. That's what that is. I had an instant headache and still do 20 minutes later. But I'm feeling great and I've gotten a lot accomplished.

That's one thing. I got all my shopping done and I ran around the block three times. I'm feeling good. I got a hankering for some copper pipe. I got it. You know what? I'm going to grab one of those carts and do some scrapping. It's not a bad idea. The more they think about it, the more they think about it. The more I think they're onto something. Where's an extra card seems like free money almost. It's free money. It's laying everywhere. I look around. I see, I see, I see metal. I see all sorts of metal. I see metal. I can see through buildings.

I'm like, there's pipes in there. I'll get them all. Put them in the shopping cart. It's all over the place. Make me some money. Nobody's using it. I gotta go back to the bathroom. Hold on.

I gotta go back in there. I gotta take a deep breath in the bathroom. I'll see you later. I'm making a really great business idea. Is this, whatever this and there's working. You wanna come in there with me? Come in there with me. It's fun.

Two heads are better than one. Two heads are better than one. Two heads are better than one, you can join me. Join me, get in the car. You can be my CFO. We're gonna build a whole corporation. Tell you what, stock, 40% for now, I can't make you an equal partner because I need to have decision power.

Decision power, decision power, I need to have it, I need to have it, ah! I need a little bit of capital. It's a health hazard to workers who have to clean up after the nasty people and to the other customers who walk in there after them. Close the public restroom there, and then five exclamation points,

which to me, that says we give up even more. Does it? If you say we can't keep a bathroom open, you have waved the white flag. No shopping carts, our bathrooms closed. This place is a fucking shithole. No public restroom and I poll in my fucking shopping cart. I'm not coming in here.

You might as well just put a big white flag out front and says we fucking give up. Flip the sign to closed and go home. Or flip it to open and go home and let people ravage it, because it's over. Leave the doors unlocked. It's over. Just walk doors unlocked and just walk. Just walk away man.

Put a sign on the front that says abandoned and walk out. So close them. What if an employee or customer or worse a child gets poked by an AIDS infested needle. Not infected, infested. Infested with AIDS. And some nasty, that some nasty low life left in there, close it. And not to mention the windows were busted out and boarded up.

Yeah, this place is a shit hole. I'd say this place is more than anything losing your company money. Yeah. They're all the same. They're all, that's even a nice neighborhood, that's the Dollar Tree. That's what they look like. Hafa one star, no public restroom. Well, they're all the same. They're all that's even a nice the neighborhoods. That's the dollar They look like half a one-star no public restroom. Well, they listen

They closed it and it was a year later than the last one. So they have closed it. They took the advice I'm doing some shopping with my five-year-old son one day. My son said that he needed to go It's the worst with kids. Oh, listen God You got a hold of you kidding me. This oh. That's the worst with kids. You can listen. Oh God. You gotta hold it. Are you kidding me? This is good practice for the future. I said to my son, okay, let's ask for the key.

I asked the cashier and they said it's out of order. I said the last time we needed the restroom it was out of water. There is nothing wrong with their restroom. They just don't want their customers using it. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the restroom. There's something wrong with your kid. Every time he comes in here he's got to piss. Springs a leak every goddamn time you're in here.

Sometimes they say they don't have one. We don't have a bathroom. We shit out the back. There's a dumpster. We go behind it. I ended up not buying the stuff we had because we had to leave to go use the restroom somewhere else. That happened like three times.

Stop going here with your fucking five-year-old. Or here's a novel concept. Stop at McDonald's before you go there. Have them go take a leak and then go fucking five year old. Or here's a novel concept, stop at McDonald's before you go there, have him go take a leak, and then go to the dollar store. Your kid can't do this. Have your kid piss before you leave the house. That, well, I mean, he might, whatever. There's gotta be a McDonald's in the vicinity

or a fast food place, have him go in there. We're not leaving till you go. Shit, nope. Soon as you go, we'll dip. That's it. I never went back for the item that same day. We just ended up buying stuff at Walmart where we ended up using their restroom. Okay. There you go. This is the only store in Federal Way or any other Dollar Tree store that does not have a public bathroom for their customers. It is very inconvenient.

It's a bad neighborhood, man. It's shit. Yeah, well at least your kid didn't have to inhale crack smoke. That's probably good. Katie, one star. The manager was sitting on the ground right outside the door smoking. Eww. Absolutely disgusting. What? Sitting on the ground as smoking?

I mean, yeah. Go around the side of the- The manager of the place, yeah. Come on. He's pretty upset. Then I asked the worker if you were allowed to smoke right outside the doors. Well, it's the manager, so he's gonna do what he wants.

She said there was not a sign. I don't see a sign out there. You see any rules posted, lady? It's illegal, people. They both need to be fired. Get the fuck over it also. Whatever you're inhaling out there is so much worse than one nostril full of cigarette smoke. You have no fucking idea None. I love that at the airport. They have that they're dumping jet fuel over our fucking head. Do you know?

How much exhaust from all the cabs and cars standing out there not moving? Yeah, take it on and they're like don't smoke out It's got to be down all the way at the end of the thing down Shut the fuck up go hide in that hot that we erect. Yeah There's a there's a bench with plexiglass around it. Go cram yourself in there with 12 other people Well, we all stare at you through the glass and judge and inhale exhaust fumes. Yeah Wrap your lips around that econo lines fucking the rice the shuttle bus for the rental cars It's just diesel diesel fuel

Shets taking a shit coming out of the disgusting shit. No problem. It smells so crazy under here. Good God It's never open. Those cigarettes are the best smelling thing that's under there. It's never open. The cigarettes are the best smelling thing that's under there. It's never open. It's always got some sort of roofing. Under another overhang or a level, another fucking road up there. It's always keeping the goddamn exhaust in. Holding it all in. Jesus Christ, that drives me crazy. Yeah, so it's illegal people. What a sad establishment.

How close are they to the door? Because it's probably not illegal. Yeah, I mean, even if it's not 25. 25 is right, who gives a fuck? It's smoky, cause this is the other thing. It's like saying water can only flow that far. If I'm 25 feet away and the wind blows, you're still smelling my smoke, it doesn't matter.

It's all outside, you'll get over it. There's shit, it's out of a bitch. Inside, great, I don't want it. There's shit. It's out of a bitch. Inside, great. I don't know why. Who gives a shit? One star. They seem to think everyone's going to steal. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's... Probably some after experience, probably. If you have something that I want and nobody's looking and I don't have a lot of money, I might take it. You might take it. I'm pretty good at it. That's it. And I did it a lot.

The manager is rude and so are the employees. If you'd rather not be yelled at and looked at as a thief, go to the dollar store in Des Moines. Oh, wow. That's a long line. Des Moines is 2000 miles away. It's literally 2000 miles away. That's the only one that they don't look at you like you're a thief. You go to Omaha or fuck yourself. yourself like what are you talking about? This place is also gross. That's a great sentence. This place is also gross Clean your floors and your attitude

boom mic drop Holy shit. Okay one star Lila great place my Pinterest craft go-to. Oh god Lila I'm gonna hate you. Not that the craft people are fine, but just my Pinterest craft go-to. That sentence makes me think I'm not going. She's really in it. Edit. New manager Darren refused to give his last name.

Assaulted a customer. What'd he do? So first it's great place, now it's not so great anymore. I video recorded the incident. Post it. Oh god, post it right here The customer was overcharged and asked for a refund for the overcharged items and Darren said it was impossible because all Transactions are video recorded the lady asked to see the recording and he became belligerent

Yelling at her to leave and use using racial slurs. Oh She still asked to see the recording or to have them call the police How much was she overcharged at the dollar store? A dollar? Like, you know what I mean? Like at this point, I'm not gonna, this isn't worth it probably. He then said he couldn't access the recording and finally admitted that there was never any recordings.

Okay. So it's all video record. It's impossible. It's a mess. Well, we don't actually have video record. She started calling the police and he then threatened the woman and assaulted her in front of everyone then laughed when she finally left So he grabbed her probably yeah pushed her out. I asked for his name and then he ran into the office and locked the door I found this behavior to be totally unacceptable and

Unfortunately, not the first time I've witnessed quote shopper abuse at this store. Oh, first time I've ever heard that term ever. And this person's witnessed it a lot. A lot more than what we stop going back so much that it has a label now. These people will take anything that people that go to the store, the amount of abuse they'll accept the amount of times they say I can't this keeps happening. Stop going here. What will it take for keeps happening stop going here what will it

take for you to stop going to this fucking store if you hate it so much Walmart to become a dollar store yeah that's what it has to be please save yourself the time and hassle and shop elsewhere yeah here we go Tiffany one star I went in the store with a yogurt okay you're just kind of walking around yogurt you just got an out and about yogurt going on. Like an actual, like a go-gurt? It better not be a go-gurt because that's disgusting. That's fine. Otherwise you need a spoon though. Right. You got a spoon? So you just wandering around? You just go playing while you're walking around? Wandering around

with a fucking, with a Danon? A 2-good? Yeah, I don't get it. So, wow. And grabbed a collar and leash for my dog, then walked over to get a charger cord, but before I did, I went into my purse to grab my granola and to put in my yogurt. What? You have fixings in your purse? For your build me parfait? She's switching it out. She's putting yogurt in the purse, taking granola out of the purse

to eat the granola now. Oh my God. Why do you need a buffet in your purse at the dollar store? It's amazing. What is fucking happening? Shopping for a dog leash, a charger, and a collar too? What else? Yeah, a collar and a little leashing collar. At which time the manager came around the corner real fast asking me what I'm doing with that granola. I'm holding the fucking join up. Give me all the money in the register. At which time I did raise my voice letting her know I came in with what I had at which time I was told I needed to leave the store. No granola allowed. No granola and no yogurt. This place is trash but not such trash that you can just sit around snacking out

of your purse. You fucking weirdo. Whoa. I was told I need to leave the store, so I go to pay for my things, and once I set my stuff down, she picked it up and told me, your kind of money is no good here. Oh, okay. That's weird. Well, it was North Korean currency, so to be fair.

I don't want your neck. It was not fucking American currency. Well, it was North Korean currency, so to be fair Your neck it was not it was not fucking American currency It's not good here at which time I got upset and wrong and called her some names and a racist Oh, you called her a racist not you called her a racist name, which is what I thought look I admit I call I dropped a hard-r on her. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I got a little flippant with some words that we're not supposed to say. She was Asian too, which really confused her. She didn't understand what I was talking about, but that's all right.

I still hit her and she was confused. I could tell by her eyes, you know what I mean? So called them racist and I was told, no, I'm not. I have a lot of coloreds that work here for me. Oh my god! Okay unless it's 1963 get out of there. Darren go home. If it's 63 go very progressive. If it's now you go Jesus grandpa what the fuck. What's wrong with you? I got a lot of coloreds that work here for me at the time I looked and I and said colored is what we are now I Thought all I thought we were I thought we all was American and walked out the door Haven't been back since so I wouldn't go back I'm surprised you didn't go and I've been back a few times since and it's still not good

They still keep calling me the same god damn it leave stop going back to this place. What does it say? So that's what it takes God damn it leave stop going back to this place. What does it say? So that's what it takes That's what it takes to stop going there being called racial names. That's what it takes While eating we said where's the basement we found it finally racism. Yep. No granola allowed here Charlene or Charlene one star where do they find such crappy people to be employees? And they use the less popular C R A P P I E like the fish. They don't even speak while checking you out. Not a peep. No, they can't. They're trying to breathe. Trying to get air through the gills.

It's very difficult. These crappy people are weird. Plus they got it. They had a hook through their lip last week and it's hard. It's very difficult These crappy people are weird plus they got it They had a hook through their lip last week, and it's they get it hard to talk It's still healing so they don't even speak just stuck with the stank face on stank face and To look up and down and finished off with a glare and an eye roll way to go Dollar Tree Yeah, thumbs down so worst people are gonna work yeah that's how it's gonna go Eva one star obviously good price on everything but the parking you better be careful there's a lot of crackheads and then

finally leukemia one star not a good place bad manager yeah yeah seems like a dick Darren is a the female one too. Yeah. So that brings us, we've gotten all our dollar store things. So let's get an item that you certainly would not want to get at the dollar store. No, never, never. You never want to get the personal item of the week at the dollar store. You gotta pay extra for things that are gonna be that intimate on you. Especially if they go inside.

This does not go inside. No, this is topical. This is not a sex toy, This is not anything like that. This is the personal item of the week. It is NAD's Brazilian and Bikini Wax Kit. For dudes? No, for ladies. NAD comma, or NAD apostrophe S.

Someone named NAD is providing this for you. Not, it's for your NADs. Which is what I thought at first too. Brazilian and Bikini Wax Kit. Hair removal for women, body wax specifically for coarse hair, at home waxing kit with hard wax and calming oil wipes and wooden spatula.

Yeah. $14.08. Is that good? I don't know. That's what you got, yeah, that's the wrong guy. Isn't that, huh, waxing. I don't know, $14.08, that I guess seems like a bargain. Yeah, I mean, it's probably more to have somebody else

do it for you. Yeah, to have somebody touch your pussy and fucking rub shit on it, it's gonna cost more. Rub some wax and yank shit out of it. Yeah, if I'm touching, you know, unless I'm volunteering for this, I don't, no. I think that it's worth it, though, to pay somebody to do it rather than do this.

Well, we'll find out. This is crazy. It says it's strip it though to pay somebody to do it rather than do this. Probably. Well, we'll find out. This is crazy. It says it's strip free, which I don't know how you'd get it out of. That means it's hard wax. Oh, fuck. Professional salon quality microwavable hard wax. Oh, shit.

No strips required. It's going to be painful. Tough on coarse hair, specifically designed, developed for coarse strong hair of the bikini area. Yeah. Naturally enriched NADS Brazilian Bikiniini wax locks onto the hair so it can be removed From the root for smooth hair free skin salon quality results one to a tub of peach and mango Fragranced wax is enough for one full Brazilian wax or two or three bikini wax applications depending on how big your pussy is

Brazilian wax or two or three bikini wax applications depending on how big your pussy is on. Depending on how wide your fucking hair is on. Oh my god. Two spatulas and it comes with as well. Ingredients, soy. That's all it says. One ingredient. Wax is soy, huh?

So yeah, it also, this has 3.8 stars on Amazon out of 2,969 ratings. That's bad, right? Doesn't sound great for something that goes on in a very sensitive area. Five stars from Ava. Painful, but it works. Okay, yeah. I couldn't fully wax myself since it was too painful, but it does work. It will rip the hair off of your pussy.

What does that mean? She left it? Left it patchy? Can you wash it off? She heated it up with a lighter? No. She put a lighter down there and wiped it down? She heated it up with a lighter. No. She put a lighter down there and wiped it down. I don't know how else you could do it.

Couldn't do it the whole thing by myself. Maybe she got someone else to do it for. She left it. A big shout out to estheticians is what this one says. Four stars. I am not capable of doing this properly. I don't know who told me that I could give myself a Brazilian wax. Not me, sweetheart, I'll tell you that much. Waxing is already bad enough when someone else does it, so of course it's worse when you do it yourself. Three pounds were lost as I attempted to contort

my body in a variety of ways. I feel if I had a thicker application stick it could be applied better. I did it while standing and probably should have laid down to do it to avoid all the drippage. Stood? Just stood over it. With melted wax or just stand? It's something called gravity. To avoid the drippage. Yeah that's all in your carpet. Cover all surfaces within a five-foot radius and then says don't ask and use a mirror instead of the contort and feel method that I use. Right. Yeah, stupid. I could have told you that and I've never even thought about wax on my pussy.

Be able to see your pussy before you put wax on it. And while you're, see where it is. The size was enough to do one Brazilian wax for me. If you have less hair to remove, you may get two uses out of it. She's a hairy one. She had a welcome hat. Fucking bush over here. In the end end I was able to remove all hair. Some areas are better than others. Will I try this product again? Absolutely. She just needs to steal up her nerves to rip that shit off and now she knows where she went wrong standing up like a drip. Cynthia, two stars. This product is a good price, but if you like to torture yourself this is the one to do it clearly not effective it took several applications

oh god that sounds but you know there was pain and oh my god she probably as she ripped it out and then felt she just started crying I have to do it again just shave it at that shave it cares yeah some some people they shave it though, then they get ingrown hairs. That's a problem. Depends on your hair and how it works. Jenny, two stars, I wanted to love this is her title. I needed to love this. I really tried to love this wax.

My biggest complaint is that it does not get all the hairs no matter how many times I go over the same area, which I don't like to do. Oh my god. Oh god. I do know that some reviews says this wax hurts but it's the least painful wax I've ever used. Maybe because it's not pulling the hairs out. If you spread too thin it rips as you are pulling it off leaving small bits of wax. Oh. Yeah you can't do it too thin it's got to be thick. It smells great and heats up great even though some of the reviews say they had issues with heating 60 seconds worked perfectly for me although. I did have to reheat after one underarm I simply asked for a refund for this and I will be trying something this something else

What a mess one star from Alex Yeah Directions say to only warm it about 60 seconds in the microwave after four minutes the center was finally warm enough to use 60 seconds in the microwave after four minutes the center was finally warm enough to use Four minutes four minutes so 30 seconds is based on a certain wattage of Mike What kind of shit microwave do you have four minutes is enough? You know my just about anything four minutes is how long it takes like a baked potato say you That's like fucking three four hot pockets worth of microwaving right there. Yeah Solid block ice burrito. Yeah is a minute

You want it to not be frozen in the middle Four minutes gosh damn spreading the wax on with the pop popsicle stick was laughable as it barely had enough to cover half Of my underarm the direction said not to let it over dry your skin on your skin No more than a minute after several minutes. It was still so tacky. It just stuck to my fingers as I tried to let it over dry on your skin, no more than a minute. After several minutes, it was still so tacky it just stuck to my fingers as I tried to remove it. Finally, I got a good yank and was happy with the amount of hair that came off with the wax until I looked back at my arm and realized

how much hair was still left over. Needed hot water, all caps, and a washcloth to get the wax off of my hands and nails. What a nightmare. That's a whole night they just described. They spent a whole night to have half a fucking, half a waxed pit. A thinned out armpit.

Yeah, it's thinner now. Just looks like I'm receding armpit hair. GB, one star. Painful experience. I bet. This wax is painful for it to have this many reviews. I two and wasted my money the wax has a weird smell last person said it smells mango Yeah, I dry super fast this last person said you never know with people too long too fast and breaks easily when removing The other person couldn't get it off. It comes with the skinniest sticks and is made for a made for a poor application

I do not recommend this to anyone with coarse hair unless you have no nerves left. I was highly disappointed. I got a decent size ingrown after this. Although it's short. I got an ingrown. Decent size ingrown. Decent size ingrown. It was so painful I couldn't finish. The green box is easier to work with and very unique with its consistency. At least if you're waxing everywhere else then everywhere else then down there I'll continue to go to the wax place for those areas. This was trash. Okay Micah one star don't do it. Don't don't do it

Yeah, I decided one day that I don't want to pay anyone for my Brazilian waxes anymore. People should touch my pussy for free. I'm tired of showing people this thing. They all have comments. Yeah, they're like, oh boy. Okay. What is that? It was simple and I've heard of an Indian and Audi. I don't know what you got.

It was simple enough to myself. Wrong. I've done bikini waxing using soft wax on myself before and have used hard wax on others I'm a licensed esthetician. So why not with all of my experience in training? I thought it wouldn't be a big deal to try to do my own It was horrible. Not only did it take forever 15 minutes total with varying intervals. That's not forever That's 15 minutes for the wax oath for the wax to heat to a consistency to be applied But it wouldn't go on smoothly. Then when I attempted to pull the wax it broke off

Long story short I had to use oil scissors and a mirror. Oh and my mom to get the wax on no Imagine being her mother she walks in and she's like this just did I get it all my pussy There's wax on mom help get come, come get a washcloth. Grab the scissors and come here. Oh my God, never again. One star from Jay, three out of 40 hairs were removed. This guy counts his hairs. She followed the directions perfectly

and had plenty of at-home wax work very well. It's a lot of Ws, wax work very well. Okay, that's a lot of W's. Wax work very well. I chose this to try out for the ease of not using strips. I'll be going back to the strips or trying a different brand. I do not have particularly hard hair to remove. I've been doing it for 20 years. This stuff is garbage.

I was hopeful because NADS is the OG of at-home hair removal. Right, everybody's heard of it. Everybody's heard of you, NADS is the OG of at-home hair removal. Right, everybody's heard of it. Everybody's heard of your NADS. The stuff gripped and removed about one-eighth of the hair that it should have. Oh god, this one's good. Cameron, one star. Just no. Just no.

Putting this wax on is like getting hot fruit roll-ups on your skin. No, seriously, I absolutely hate it. I've waxed myself before with wax beads. Didn't even know that was an option. Yeah, they're just a little, they hold, you put them in water and then they just kind of, they kind of, when they melt, they turn into a little paste in the bottom of a cup.

Gotcha, okay, but this was a no-go. I was literally crying about how much it hurt to remove. Never again! Yeah. There's so many never again. So this sounds like a biscuit that you kind of get hot and then you you yeah Then it you scrape. Yeah, you scrape with a popsicle stick from the biscuit and then you wipe it on you Wipe it on you. Yeah. Wow, that sounds weird interesting. Kelly one-star. Don't waste your money Okay, I was just so super excited to try this stuff out but extremely disappointed I don't know how they get away with selling it.

Well, because... People like it. Some of them. What do you mean how? It's not illegal. First of all, I don't think this stuff would melt on the surface of the sun, let alone in my microwave. It does.

Okay. I nuked it for almost six straight minutes. Now we're talking a small potato. That really is a potato. You can get some butter on there and be fine. Three minutes aside And and it was still solid by the time I could get even a little bit of it to melt It's solidly it's solidified instantly. I mean you should put you should take a

Instant solidification take a measuring cup and boil water and put it in that because that that work that would probably work Yeah, like you do with chocolate. Yeah, it works very well. Probably. I think the instructions, though, say to put it in the microwave. Yeah, but I take a measuring cup and put it in the microwave and boil it, and then I pour it into the beads, and that's how I wax my nose.

Like the rim, the outside of your wrist, so you don't have, because I get little hairs that stick out of it, and it's embarrassing. I don't like it. Have you heard of a tweezer? I have, and that hurts so bad. If you get them all at once, it's one pain, one done. That is way too much shit to go through. I just tweezed it. Tweezing? Oh, you can get... how many? I got like fucking 80 of them. I got a lot. I'm not a big it is. Yeah, I don't know why right there though Yeah, that's what comes a hundred percent of them right there

I'll try to get a bunch of the tweezer once bang done four or five of them. Wow, you got big balls four or five of them Yeah, I'm not gonna spend a whole day waxing and getting boiling water two minutes two seconds Yeah, done And either way, it's yanked out of your face. It's not like it The wax isn't talking it out of your nose. It's not like the wax isn't talking it out of your nose No, it doesn't say don't hurt Jimmy Hey, hey, come on guys. His nose is sensitive. Hey, seriously guys. This is your embarrassing

This isn't cool. And then you're gonna hurt him. I won't have it. He's hearing a rustling noise when he breeds too much It's very strange Okay He cries himself to sleep. Okay good. Come on guys, let's go. Leanne won star. Waste of money, just a big goopy mess. If I could give zero stars. I would. Of course. By the way, we love it as small town murder show. Doing a town review that everybody knew that in the crowd. It's fantastic. The wax took four and a half minutes to melt and it was I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

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I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't wanted it to take I've used other brands and they work just fine. Do not waste your money on this One star awful just awful. Yeah awful broke my microwave like there was metal in it or what? What is happening? Everybody out there. What's the average you everybody have a decent microwave out there? You can get an amazing microwave for like $80 now Let's all get a decent microwave. I don't know how people have microwaves from 25 years ago or their What a microwave are you using? Mine's old as shit. It's been in my house works great. So we're straight. Yeah, I bought my house with this thing in it

I think they bought the house with this thing in it. It's great. Works great. So this, not this person here. Yeah, broke my microwave. I followed the direction step by step. Product made me bleed. Broken microwave, bleeding vagina. That's a bad nightmare.

Poor girl, man. Irritated my skin and didn't remove the hair well. This was a nightmare. Save your money and get a professional. Yeah, she's gotta buy a whole new microwave. What's gonna be cheaper than a microwave? One star, not worth it. I might as well have plucked my vagina.

Ouch! Oh, that would've hurt. It was hard for me to melt it and hard for it not to overheat. It was so painful I had to take the wax off piece by piece and I still had some stuck down there. Oh my god.

How embarrassing. Good thing my boyfriend was out of town. What a guy. He's gonna try to go down on you. Then why did you do that? Wax chunks and shit. He's gonna have questions when he, why'd you do that while I was out of town? Why'd you sort of half do that?

Why's your pussy half waxed? What's happening? Giavanna, don't't One Star, do not buy. This product does not work really well and it suck. Not sucks, it suck. It suck but it doesn't pull unfortunately. It does not even pull out the hairs. It sucks them out and does not stick very well.

It's messy and the microwave time is wrong. I would not buy this product again. Everybody says it. It takes forever to microwave this fucking can't Melissa one star broken a lot of bones and waxing was more painful oh Jesus Jesus never ever again will I attempt to wax especially at home been hit by a car broken a lot of bones and waxing was more painful really you've been hit by a car and you're like if someone would I just wish someone was hitting me with a car now rather than waxing my vagina laying

in a hospital bed in a full body cast at least I didn't wax my pussy thank God my pussy's hairy still thank fuck for that thank God nobody waxed my pussy one star last one here. One star might as well just melt some jolly ranchers and wax with that. Okay. This stuff is a horrendous mess. It took about five times longer to melt than the instructions said. Yeah.

And being afraid to overheat it and have an explosion. What? I tried to stir it in between 10 seconds in the microwave per the instructions, broke both sticks trying to stir it. Now I get to use a butter knife. Then resorted to a butter knife. Oh my god! Which was promptly covered in this stuff.

And it's ruined. And required soaking and boiling water to remove, or scraping with another butter knife, then another butter knife. Or throwing in the trash and walking away. God, the wax itself was this super sticky nasty mess similar to melted jolly ranchers. As soon as it is stirred it turns solid again and good luck trying to get it off your hands. The instructions say don't let it melt to a liquid, but any thicker than liquid is unusable. I ended up using the green nads on Brazilian areas by cutting a few strips smaller. The green stuff also has the added bonus of being reusable.

Wow, everybody. Okay, we're going to leave it at there. Next week, we're going to start out with a Checkers in Alabama. Checkers Auto Parts? No, a Checkers fast food restaurant in Alabama. That does not have good reviews at all. It's very fucking funny. So we'll get to that. Meant to get to some of that today, but when our pussies are hairy, we got to wax them. I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell everybody out there.

So everybody, be careful waxing your private areas. Do not go to a place that names the event for the owner, obviously. And careful with the Dollar Tree, Jesus. Do not have to piss at the Dollar Store. Pay before you go. If you're quote colored, they might have a job for you, apparently. We know that much. So thank you so much for joining us, everybody.

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