Your Stupid Opinions - Magic Court Spells, Edible Unwearable Underwear, DomiNO's Ghost Pizza

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

This week, we hear opinions about a pair of gummy underwear that are impossible to actually wear. A Psychic who can undo black magic, and help you win your court cases. A terrible pizza that may never arrive, anyway. A famous building with a staff that seems to take making fun of you as part of their job & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello everybody, welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Oh, man, are we excited. My name's James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman.

Thank you for joining us on another week of People's Opinions. Not ours, again, like we must state. These are not our opinions. That would be a weird show if we just went around and did things and then did a show that'd be and it'd also be really petty i went you know what i went to the gas station this week that'd be weird so these are other people's opinions and it's a lot of fun we can't wait make sure to join the facebook groups and instagram they have and they have uh we have all the social media pages get in on all that and also listen to our other two shows, Crime and Sports and Small Town Murder as well.

So check those out. That said, let's get right into this here. Let's go. Come out of the gate hot and let's do this. We'll pick off where we left off last week with this crazy giant dildo machine. Oh, boy. Let's do that. The one some people said would rearrange your insides,

while others said didn't have quite the power they were looking for. It's got so many attachments. This is the sensual love machine adult toy, thrusting fucking device for men and women, in case you're curious. Our last review from last week was that the bar broke when any kind of resistance happened. And he questioned the company about this, and they had asked him for a picture.

And he said, quote, I ain't sending you a picture of a sex machine that I used, which is a really hilarious response to that. So let's find out some new stuff here. Okay, different reviews on this uh here is one star one stars here this is from britney very weak motor jams once it's in use very weak yeah the other person said their pancreas ended up where their spleen used to be she can take a throttling yeah the other one said my fallopian tubes are damaged now somehow i don't even know how it got that far but it really got in there um britney's really giving it a what for i would say so not very strong and does not move in and out well that would be the purpose of the

thing i would think isn't that the fucking the thrusting it doesn't do the fucking, the thrusting? It doesn't do that? I would think so. Get stuck once in and you can hear the machine struggle and heat up. Remember it says if you move around, everybody says. Baby, you tight. Yeah. Plus, you got to stay perfectly still for this thing to fuck you. And relax. And relax. Okay, okay, bring it in.

That sounds really hot, doesn't it? Don't clench. No clenching. One star from Cheyenne. Thrust has adjustment issue. Oh. That sounds like it's going to be a technical review. Yeah, sounds like we're going to get into horsepower

and things of that nature. There is no adjustment for the thrust power. I turn it on slightly and it thrusts like crazy. It shouldn't be going that fast unless I turn it for the thrust power. I turn it on slightly, and it thrusts like crazy. It shouldn't be going that fast unless I turn it all the way up. I'm going to need a replacement with a machine that can be controlled. This remote has no control setting, and I am highly disappointed. Okay. I'm going to need it.

Not quite there yet. Yeah. I'm going to need a replacement. I'm going to need a replacement i'm gonna need a replacement of a totally different machine that you're not selling by the way you're selling this i need something better is what it is you got a cheaper machine i'm sure there are fuck machines with adjusting i'll bet there are yeah i bet you can get a really high dollar fuck machine yeah she paid 53 and she wants more bells and whistles she paid 53

and 99 cents for this so that's what happens you know none of that uh next up one star this person actually put anonymous on here they didn't put their name oh i don't want anybody to know complaining about a fuck machine so yeah maybe their boss is on this you never know they maybe maybe they work for the fuck machine. Yeah, maybe so. I don't want anybody to know. It's coming from inside the office. One star save your money is the title. Very cheaply made.

Suction cup must just be for looks. Everybody gets turned on by seeing suction cups on the bottom of their fuck machine. That's why. This is decoration. Even on the lowest speed, it's wobbly. Keeping it in position is almost impossible waste of time energy and money okay that's a shame uh zip tie that motherfucker to a horse saddle i don't know how to tell you that's what i mean a guy would figure that out men men

fuck fruit do you understand we'll figure it out the guy'll get his fucking welder out and weld it to his his vice in the shop he'll have his vice he'll put it out there guy'll get his fucking welder out and weld it to his his vice in the in the shop he'll have his vice he'll put it out there that's the thing i'm gonna get a soldering iron i'm gonna really work on this fucking thing we'd make that shit work i'll put a heater on it yeah men will take a half inflated doll fold it up and fuck the bubble they don't care we'll make it work we don't give a shit is the point I'm trying to make. Women are like, this isn't perfect. Wow.

Next up, Robin One Star broke after having for less than a week. Oh. You can say how often were you using it? Yeah. Were you doing it for the whole time? No. What is happening? Was in the middle of using it when it suddenly stopped working.

Well, that's generally how they work. It's rare that you go to turn it on it just doesn't fire up that's the realistic man experience you were almost there and then he stopped that's what that is they just they just made it now you're in a relationship this thing is fucking even better it's not just a fuck toy it's a companion was there a mess everywhere well then it's better than a man yeah that's great so five stars is what you're telling me one star now really really duplicated the feeling of a relationship uh i made it a sandwich and it apologized it's great here's one star from des do not not purchase. That's strong. Please do not purchase this. First and most pressing issue is that one of the toys I received was not safe.

That's in capital letters. One in particular was a hollow metal tube covered in soft silicone. Number two in the first item pick. In some pictures, you can see the metal tube outlined through the silicone. And in one, I put my finger into the tube through the silicone. Imagine it would be easy for the silicone to tear with enough force or use, leaving the hollow metal tube to damage you internally. To stab your uterus and reproductive organs and cervix to pieces. Des is using this as an opportunity to be the, what, I don't know, EPA or some compliant agency?

Well, I mean, if it's going to turn into a cervix slap chop, I guess, yeah, you probably need to fucking get some kind of handle on that, right? Another toy. Oh, sorry. I've had soft silicone toys tear before at flex points, and this silicone is softer than that of any other toy I have. She's an expert here. Another toy out of the box was very rigid and had a horrific toxic plastic smell. And in parentheses, double purple, number six. So I guess that's in the picture, number six.

So I would not trust any of the toys to be made of body safe material aside from that either my unit was defective or the thing is garbage any kind of resistance at all makes it not work and if you don't immediately turn it off when this happens there's a burning smell that's called the engine the motors yes slow on motor burning yeah uh the suction cups that's funny. You got to check the dipstick before you fuck it. Get the rag. What?

No. We're down about a quart. But I think we can get through a session here. Really takes all the fun out of it if you got to do shit to it to maintain it. Yeah. No shit. It's like having a 56 Chevy Bel Air. It's no fun.

So they said any kind of resistance makes it it not work, blah, blah, blah. The suction cups on the base don't keep it steady, and the little knobs that should lock it in place are complete garbage. You screw them down as tight as you can, and the thing still moves around everywhere. I literally do not know how anyone else gave this thing more than one star. Do yourself a favor and spend your money on something else. Now I have trash item I can't even return yeah just like that yeah yes and uh there's a picture by the way here of the silicone tube protruding if you bend it over that's so weird it's very weird

looking at that no it looks like hollow penis skin it It's really strange. I don't like that at all. I do not care for that. And then finally, last one, Alfonso gives it one star. They have their whole full name on here, by the way, too. I don't care. Alfonso. Leaving fuck machine reviews. That's living your life and not giving a shit about any of it. I don't care that people know I buy fuck machines.

Good. Is his last name the same as the guy from uh fresh prince of bel-air no it's not luckily for him uh because that would be funny his picture up there hi i bought this i bought this and it didn't fuck me the way i wanted to one star it leaves much to be desired that's the title here. The device is generally and then for some reason in quotations fine. I don't know why that's in quotes. The suction cups that it has

to be attached to the surface are very soft. They cannot be attached to the surface. Two of them do not even reach the surface to be held. The dildos are terrible! Exclamation point. That's a sentence that was the dildos are terrible exclamation point that's a sentence that was the dildos are terrible bezos just wanted to sell books that's how this started now the dildos are terrible um it's not it is not recommended that you use it i guess by by alfonso yeah the board of alfonso safety

measures has decided against this they can cause an accident it has a rigid plastic pole in the center and is not attached so it moves and releases and then all caps absolutely not recommended to use it in my opinion get a better suction cup holder and buy a good quality one to use i repeat do not use the included dildos they can cause a very serious injury alfonso's injured alfonso's been shitting blood for a month now that's the problem he's having a problem here okay so we've gotten ourselves good and fucked by this by this machine we're frustrated we got fissures we smell toxic plastic and burning engine oil all this is going on let's go to an even bigger phallic object fantastic let's go to the space

needle in seattle washington everybody oh yeah here, the Space Needle is a pretty, I don't know if I have to explain the Space Needle to people. I mean, it's the Seattle Supersonics logo. If you've seen anything about a Seattle skyline, it's that thing sticking up there that we go, what's that Disney World-looking fucking thing? Now you know. That's the Space Needle.

If you've ever watched Frasier, it's out the window. You can see it. Yeah, you can go up in it. It's a 605-foot- foot tall spire at the seattle center with an observation deck and a rotating restaurant there you go okay that's how they describe it on google um it's got four 47 000 reviews on google wow giving it 4.6 stars i mean it's one of those things if you were going to go to seattle for anything and you're looking for tourist shit to do that's kind of the number one thing they got. That and Pike Place Market.

Yeah, to go watch people fucking sell fish, which I don't understand at all. Gumwall. I don't get it. Have you never seen people do commerce before? It's fucking fish. If they were selling chicken, would it be as interesting? Have you never seen a flea market? Because that's what it feels like.

Just dudes yelling. Yeah. It's not a lot of, it's loud. It's very loud. Yeah. Yeah. So here's, it's touristy. It's what they get.

Here's Norma Jean with five stars. Okay. Here we go. Norma Jean loves it. Going up in the Space Needle was an amazing experience. I had to do it at least once in my life, and I'm glad I did. I got a drink and enjoyed the views on a rotating glass floor. Oh, God, that sounds like I would throw up all over that glass floor.

I went up in the stratosphere, and I don't like this. No. I don't like any of this. No, no, I don't like... And the way it stands, too, it has like a... Yeah, it's like a, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like sport eating. It's stupid.

I want nothing to do with it. I want my fucking picture on a wall and I don't want the t-shirt. Leave me the fuck alone. I just want to have a meal and go the fuck home. And I don't like the way it's, like the building itself. I get that it's architecturally impressive. It looks like it's going to break in the middle and fall over though. There's a weak point.

There's certainly a fucking weak spot. In our stupid, non-architectural, mathematical minds, it looks like that, though. But it does, and it makes you feel weird. I don't like that. No, if I stand too far over here, I'm going to tip it, is what you feel like. Out of balance. It's not good. Nope.

I sat at a cute little table while I had my drink. I explored the gift shop and got a couple of items. Oh, look at this. She's just having a ball over here. Got a little magnet. Oh, boy. Took some pictures and everything was very fun. It was a good experience.

The servers and security were very nice and made sure people felt safe and secure about the glass floor. They work there every day. They're like, I don't fucking know. Yeah, of course we're going to do that. Here's four stars okay only i've i've only passed by there but people who have been there say it's beautiful i haven't had the chance to go up yet what why why are you here what else have you done four stars though stop looking don't look at reviews and go well that must be what it is because a lot of people are this idiot i haven't been there i've driven by it and i talked to a lady who went there once and she said it was good so i put some arbitrary rating up here for it

fucking unbelievable okay now let's go to people who aren't so excited about it here okay this person not excited about it at all. Here we go. One star. Overpriced and overrated views. What? I don't know how the view could be overrated. You're 605 feet in the air. You can see the fucking sound. You can see the city.

It's one of the tallest buildings in Seattle, right? It might be the. It's the one sticking up for me. It's 60 stories. I don't know. Seattle's only a million people. It's not that big of a city. Right.

And you can see the mountains over there. You can see the water over there. Yeah, overrated. That's bullshit. Mid. Mid. Mid view. What did you expect to see?

Like two dragons fighting each other? Right. Got this high up. There wasn't even any Care Bears on the clouds. Godzilla wasn't even fighting Mothra in the sound. I'm really pissed off about it. That what i expect wow there's so many places in the city with friendlier free way more amazing views there's higher places than that i don't know and they don't and they don't charge to go everything that has a view like that charges to go up there yeah well they say just

google it i'm not going to tell you about it obviously she's not just google it yourself from downtown to gas works park to u district ballard there's countless places for photos fun food and free amazing views of all the pacific northwest if you are on a car drive south down i-5 from Mount Rainier, views even. LOL. Jesus, this person sounds really annoying to talk to. LOL. LOL. Gas Works Park and many others, and then in parentheses, drive up the hills from Gas Works until you find perfect skyline and city and water view pics.

Space Needle is overpriced and overrated. Pass on that and save your money for much better views and eats around the city. You've said that already. You fucking asshole. You're paying for the convenience of go up and take the fucking view. Yeah. Sure. There.

And then you're done. Then I don't have to go for a fucking drive. Right. Yeah. That's what you say. That's why I didn't go for a fucking drive. I just got him up there. Oh, Pike Place is overrated, too, unless you want to push through crowds of tourists not buying

anything but taking pics of everything irrelevant and then the crying laughing emoji face oh boy i think i could last about 15 seconds fucking talking to that person before i would lose my goddamn mind um okay here's another one one star do not buy tickets ahead of time all caps no they really want us to know that, apparently. Get them right there. That's the headline, and it's all caps. So I'm in. Alright. Why is that? Let's find out. They never sell out, and you cannot get a refund

if something in your plans change. Okay? I don't know what I was thinking buying tickets ahead of time. I just lost over $75. Why don't they give you an option to get a refund? Because they have your money. That's why.

Because you booked for a specific time, and that's how they run shit. I don't think this person went to the Space Needle. I think they're pissed off. They certainly didn't. They didn't get to do it. All the reviews say you wait to get in, and even with a pre-bought ticket. So what's the point? Not to mention if something happens while on vacation and you can't make it,

you're just out of luck. This is a terrible policy and no real reason for it, considering they clearly oversell their tickets if you are waiting to go up for hours after your ticket time. If we did not go, we should be able to get our money back. It's not like you guys lost a time slot or anything. It's just two less people in front of the rest of the paying crowd i guess i should have no better not known no better yeah so they bought tickets to a non-refundable thing and then didn't show up and are mad they can't get their money back right missed the time slot because they

fucked up that's pretty much anything you do with a time slot and a ticket yeah you miss it it's over look there was there was only 30 people in the last showing of that movie uh but i bought tickets to it do i get my money back no no no you bought tickets to it i bought tickets to that show and then those are your tickets yeah i didn't go you gave me money and then in exchange for that i gave you tickets what you do with those tickets is up to you. You can use them, keep them, frame them, stick them up your ass. I don't care. You paid for them.

I'm out the window. I don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck. Next up, Rachel with one star. This is fucking amazing. Had to deal with an ugly female human. Oh, yeah. Listen, I did too.

It cost me a lot to divorce her. I was going to say, that happens. A few people have come across that. No. Listen, I did too. It cost me a lot to divorce her. I was going to say, that happens. A few people have come across that, but an ugly female human as opposed to another species that would be working there. Ugly female dog. Yeah, got denied entrance over service animal. Oh. Ugly female wished me a nice day with a smirk.

Jesus Christ. With a smirk. I said, please don't say that to me. Have a nice day. Please don't say that to me. Yeah. She's the problem. The ugly human. Yeah. That's her. She's the one in fall here. Please don't be sarcastic to me. Oh my God. please don't say that to me this is my favorite I want to meet this person and shake their hand not the reviewer the person who worked the ugly female she got on the microphone

and loudly said it again twice yes hats off to you I bowed down Jimmy's eyes the glasses are off tears coming out. Have a nice day. Because that's exactly what one of us would do. Absolutely. I'd get fired and it'd be

worth it. How'd you get fired from the Space Needle? Well, let me tell you. No dogs, see? No dogs allowed. Yeah. This is like every comedian's, this is how I got fired from that job story. It was like, this lady might be a comedian this ugly female she just said don't say oh yeah have a nice day have a nice day

please don't say that to me ma'am i said have a nice day yeah twice over the microphone my fucking girl right there. I love it. She's having a party. After our own heart. Holy shit. Next up, and one star, attendance are so rude. Yeah. Exclamation point.

They tell you to? Yeah. They're tired of fucking tourists from everywhere. If you've been anywhere with tourists and worked there. They're tired of your fucking shit. They're tired. They're tired of people from Iowa going and asking the same question over and over again. Not to say anything wrong with Iowa,

but you know what I'm talking about. They're just tired of people from Kansas saying, which one's Mount Rainier? Yeah, Christ. Who cares? Do you care? How is it going to affect your life if you don't know how much fucking mountain is Mount Rainier? Tell me that.

What does it matter? You're going to take pictures of all of them. You've taken pictures of every square inch of fucking panorama that we have available. Can you point to the first Starbucks? It's right up your fucking ass. It's up your ass. Hold on. I keep it right here and go in your pocket and come out with your middle finger.

There it is. That's the first Starbucks. I keep it there for you. Have a nice day. Have a nice day. And put the microphone in your hand. Do I have to say it again? Because I will.

I'm ugly and I'm angry about it. So fuck off. Leave me alone. Please don't say that to me. Please don't say that to me it's the greatest and she triples down i love it with amplification too with that's the thing with amplification she's like hold on let me say it louder and so everyone can hear and one more two more times. Okay. That's awesome.

I love it. So, attendants are so rude. Okay. They don't open windows until 825 a.m. when the first ride is 830. Okay. Okay. Yeah. They open the windows when they open.

That's how they say, come on in. I tried to get info when the five to six employees are sitting at the windows on their phones with signs saying window closed. Yes, because they're not open yet. That's why. They made it obvious that they did not want to answer any questions and started making fun and laughing at me because I wanted some simple info. Okay, this is hilarious. Whoever's in charge of hiring here, well done. You've staffed the perfect staff. They're like, if anybody annoys you and one of the employees pipes up, the customer's always right.

No, no, no, no, no. Fuck with them. God, no. No, fuck with them. Make them so uncomfortable they leave. Give them a nickname they don't care for. Something like, hey, Tubbs. They like that one. Pick something very obvious.

Yeah. And then just needle them about it. And laughing at me because I wanted some simple info. I can see it through the glass window. Yeah, that's the point. They knew you could see it. That's why they were doing it. I had an appointment at a tire shop here locally and and i

got i went james the whole staff is in there just laughing and it's like 7 55 it's almost they open at eight they're just in there making jokes to each other and i'm just like why did i come here early this is this it hurts so bad to see them having a good time they could just open but no they can't open because that's they open at eight i'm five minutes early i bad to see them having a good time. They could just open. But no, they can't open because they open at 8. I'm five minutes early. I deserve to watch them having a good time. Drinking coffee and making fun of you because you have nothing better to do and you're not getting paid to be here. Then stand here and hope that nobody else beats me.

You need to train your staff on customer service and open much earlier than five minutes before the first ride no why why what would that do for you so you can answer questions you can't okay soon as they open then you can answer your questions what good is it gonna be if you know your answer to your questions four minutes earlier who gives a shit there's no difference between 7 55 when they open at 8 and fucking midnight doesn't matter your your question is just as useful in both times fucking closed is the point at some point it opens that's when your question's useful gary gives one star this he's got a whole other angle on this. It has nothing to do with the staff or anything else. He's upset with the actual structure itself.

Oh, he hates it. He hates it. One star. The design is incredibly dumb. Okay. Yes, and a waste of energy, especially if you have mobility issues. Okay. Well, yeah.

They force you up a long ramp just to have to argue with a photographer, then walk all the way back down and hope to wait in a long line after you've paid $35 just to use an elevator. No. Just plain stupid. No. No. This person wrote this from the elevator. Yep. For sure.

No. It just happened to them um here's peggy peggy gives one star i had to go to the bathroom real bad i love that first of all peggy is seven i believe i had to go potty real bad i had to go she has to be because if she's an adult she should have fucking handled this if it's that bad why didn't you go in the lobby that's the point so i had to get out of the line to run to the bathroom or pee on myself as a human those are your only options get to the bathroom or pee on yourself you ever played sims that's what they do where the only options are find the bathroom right now or pee on yourself as an adult that's where you're at unless peggy is like 83 years old then i give her a pass but otherwise if you're suffering from incontinence because you're an elderly woman but But if you're 38, Peggy, you can go fuck

yourself. Yeah, Peggy should plan your peeing better. Peggy's pee planning is poor. Let's just say that. The four pees. Ah, Christ. Oh, shit. I ran back to get in line and the jerk at the elevator would

not let us on. Yeah, because it's too full now. And then he called you a hockey puck and a couple other things. He gave you a ton of wrinkles. Flipped a wine cork at me. We paid money to see this, and we were denied access. I am 67 years old and cannot control my bladder. Damn it.

Now I feel bad. Thank you. I feel bad too, but still. The man was nasty to me, and I would never recommend the needle or Seattle to anyone to visit. The whole city. Stay out of town. That is my final answer. She's throwing out who wants to be a millionaire reference.

Yeah. Avoid the city. There's a guy who wants to be a millionaire references. Yeah. Avoid the city. There's a guy who was a dick at the elevator to one place. Stay out of Seattle. Yeah. Oh, no good. Okay.

The tiny bladder like me. Oh, man. Now, yeah. 67. I feel bad. That's awful. Things can get a little loosey goosey by the bladder. For sure.

Yeah. One star for Ace. It's dicey, for sure. One star for Ace, that just reminds me of my uncle. He needed to go when he needed to go, and he was probably the same age in his mid-60s or whatever. I was a little kid, and we went to Disneyland, and we were on the tram thing. And he said, I need to go to the bathroom now. And the guy said, well, sir, we're going to pull up to the thing and we go blah blah blah and he said you either gonna pull over you're gonna have piss running down the aisle this goddamn tram if you don't fucking stop the goddamn fucking thing and the guy pulled right over it was hilarious it was it the people mover thing or like that the parking lot yeah he just pissed he just the whole tram watched him piss next to a car in the parking lot tram. Oh, one of those. Yeah. He just pissed.

The whole tram watched him piss next to a car in the parking lot. He didn't give a fuck. It was better than in the tram. Next to a light pole that says D33 with Donald's face on it. Next to a fucking Nissan Maxima in the goddamn parking lot. The front left of a Nissan Maxima. nissan face staring at you oh my god he did it though so we're gonna be ankle deep in piss i believe he said so uh ace gives it one star wow your security guy daniel needs to be educated oh daniel i don't know if he ends a sentence with a preposition or if he's just a dick i I don't know what level of education we're talking about here.

Using the wrong there in conversation. That's possible. I saw his interaction with someone who is not neurotypical, and it was extremely disrespectful. I hope you have your insurance paid in full because he appears to be a liability. Oh. Did he throw the person down the stairs? Yeah, calling them horrible names. I don't know what happened there,

because that person wasn't involved in it. They saw something. Right. That's what that is. How dare you assume? I look like I'm probably not typical Nero. What is it? Yeah.

Nero atypical. That person's like, hey, I'm fine. Fuck you. Yeah, leave me alone. Stop defending my honor, white knight. Fuck like, hey, I'm fine. Fuck you. Leave me alone. Stop defending my honor, white knight. Fuck off, man. I'm a lawyer.

So Dustin gives one star. Went to the Space Needle and they do not accept cash at this time. Okay. Which I can understand to a degree, but the clerk was working at 1150-h on 413 and did not need to mock my parent when she addressed her frustration. There's a policy here. There sure is. You tell people to go fuck themselves when she addressed her frustration about not being able to accept cash. Not the customer service experience you would expect, but I guess that's what they do here yeah it is yeah it's very pop copy definitely yeah this is absolutely pop copy because they say mac you got linux they say windows you got mac they say you got linux

that's exactly what it is because fuck them that's why uh connie gives one star if you are getting off a cruise with luggage beware oh don't take luggage to the space needle sorry why would you don't take luggage to two weeks worth of fucking clothes you're to drag up to the top of the space. Can't stop at your hotel first and drop that off. Wow. Make sure small luggage. They have small lockers they require you to use and our luggage wouldn't fit.

So we were out of luck and paying for tickets. Staff, very unfriendly, expected us to know. But they just didn't give a flying fuck. That's what it was. Just didn't care what you thought or how you felt. You should know because anywhere you go, if you bring enough luggage to go on a fucking cruise, it's not going to be taken care of for you. No shit. No shit.

This person, one star. They have a picture of, I think it's the Capitol building, and their name is American Culture here. And I'm going to read this verbatim from what they said. Quote, the state Seattle is the dumbest people, ugly, those old guys who stare and mad at everything, and Spanish language people who pretend like they're white. You wouldn't want to live out there. Oh, no punctuation. Entire thing. That's American culture.

I thought this was like English is not your first language, but then they're talking shit about Spanish language people. It's like you could be here three days and speak this good of English. This is fucking poor. Your English is piss poor sir my grandmother is from another country and spoke much better english than that so this is fucking amazing dakota one star horrifying oh the structure should never have been erected she just hates the sight of it yeah she's horrified by it. Why is it so tall?

That's the next sentence. Well, the view. Why is the Grand Canyon so deep? I get that that's natural and this isn't, but why is the Eiffel Tower so tall? Why is the Empire State Building so goddamn big? Why is the diner near my house so short? We could ask lots of questions. Maybe that could be taller.

my house so short we could ask lots of questions maybe that could be taller yeah uh tall things are already unnerving but you mean to tell me it's pointy too enough too far i hate her that's not a joke like no what is she doing i feel like that person the space needle is the least of their problems is really what it is. And it's pointy. It's gotta be pointy too. It's gotta be pointy too. I hate her. This is horseshit. Holy fuck. And let's see. One star. The ticket seller at the

entrance was very impatient and yelled at us without explaining any pricing details. Oh, fantastic. But the view on top of the tower is awesome. It was great when we got up there. That was great. Yeah. That that's fucking fine here so we'll leave it with that and uh okay so we've gone and fucked ourselves yeah we've gone to some uh the space needle told us to do so yeah we've been rolling we probably should have waited until we went to the space yeah yeah yeah we should have so i don't even want to go out now.

No. I'm terrified of everything. Let's just stay in. Okay. Because now we've gotten back from the Space Needle. This is like we're on the road. We're in our hotel. It's late.

What is it? Midnight. Nothing's open. No good food. We can't get a steak right now or anything. We're going to have to order what, Jimmy? Room service. Well, that's even closer.

Well, Uber Eats. What are we ordering? What are we getting? A bad pizza at this time of night. All that's open is dominoes, everybody. And that's where we're going. Dominoes pizza at eight 12 Eastern parkway,

Louisville, Kentucky. And, uh, Oh boy, here we go with the dominoes. Uh, it's only has 3.4 stars on Google and a lot of one stars in that mix.

I'm afraid to try it again because I used to love their – I had three experiences with their thin crust that I was like, this is the greatest thing on the planet. Well, it's like a cracker crust, so it's not really pizza. So you don't eat it and go, this is good pizza. You just go, this is tasty little cracker, sauce, cheese stuff. Yeah, it's fine. I'm afraid to try it because I'm afraid it's not fun anymore. Oh, it's garbage. It tastes like shit, but it's fine.

It's one of those. Okay. It's fine, I'm sure. I think I'm going to order one. Yeah, go ahead. Why not? So here's Karen, five stars. Not a lot of Karens given five stars, but this one is.

Very few, yeah. First time ordering from here. Store is really clean. This person didn't even get delivery. Who the fuck picks pizza up from Domino's? Who the fuck has been into Domino's? If you're leaving your house, get better food. Come home with better food.

Yeah, if you put shoes on. Yeah. Fucking respect yourself more than this. This is, I'm three beers and eight bong hits into this night at 1130, and if I go out, I might get arrested. Let's get Domino's. Will you bring food to me? Terrific. Great.

Whatever shows up is fine at that point. This lady left her house. Left her house. Everything seemed very organized. People are super friendly and welcoming. That makes a big difference to me. Makes no difference to me because it's a delivery pizza place. Oh, fuck. Nope.

Josh made our pizzas and did an outstanding job. I'd highly recommend this place just for my first visit. Wow. They really do. First time. They love it. Here's five stars from Franklin. Best bubble crust in the business. Ew. Nope.

It's not. The bubble crust is because they didn't put enough holes in it man it's not bubbles are nice but they're not on this pizza not on this shit dough no the bubbles are that's why you roll they roll a fucking thingy over it and cut holes in it and then like a good pizza has a cup kids fight over the bubble yeah yeah because it's crispy it's crispy it's good the bubble you want, because it burns. It's crispy. Yeah, it's so good. It's good. The bubble, you want a couple of bubbles in there. Sure.

Yeah, it's good. Just not big ones. They have the poker. I remember I worked at a pizza place here. The guy had a nail on a stick, and he would fucking- Jesus Christ. If they popped up in the middle of the pie, you pop them out, but around the crust, that's what you want.

That's how it would work. I asked him, what the fuck are you doing? The robust tomato sauce is, in all caps, the bomb. Really? With the emoji of the shocked face with the head exploding. He's mind blown. Mind is blown by Domino's robust tomato sauce. That is heartburn smeared on shit.

No, sir. That's what that is. Sweet shit is what that is. Yeah, sugared fucking tomatoes. No, sir. That's what that is. Sweet shit is what that is. Sugared fucking tomatoes. Plus, these guys are really fast. Excellent. They all are. Now let's get to the reality of the situation with one-star reviews.

Hell yeah. Here we go. One star. By the way, lots of people say that the food just never comes, ever. Sometimes it just doesn't come. Worse than the the space needle around here yeah you're sitting 1 30 in the morning outside your porch just drunk waiting for every headlight you're looking is that it ah fuck it's not it well he's a guy never shows up never

shows up that's depressing yeah um leroy gives one star absolutely terribleaced an order online and paid with my card. Driver comes to the wrong home and calls me. Okay. Says he's already back at the store and could bring the pizza back. Oh, no. Could bring it, what, from the neighbor? No, no. He went to the wrong house, then brought it back to the store with him. Yeah, and then he's going to bring me that shit?

No. I've had it for like an hour and a half. If you still want it, I'll bring it to you. No, no, no. You made a mistake. You bring me a fresh pizza. Wow. So like anyone that pays for food, I asked.

So like anyone that pays for food. Oh, so there's no punctuation, so it's difficult. We have punctuation so we can understand what the fuck you're talking about. That's why. So when you write the words that you want to say, know what you're saying i know how to how you're expressing yourself it really helps um it's not for me it's for you so you are more understood really otherwise we misinterpret it and then we get to make fun of you harder yeah then we think you're a moron because you can't write so like anyone that pays for food comma i asked if he

could make it fresh and bring it back. Politely, of course. I'm sure you were very polite after waiting an hour and now he's offering this. I'm sure you're like, excuse me, sir, if you could do me the kindness of. Dude tells me to talk to the GM. Dude tells me to talk to the GM who's not in and won't be in and hangs up on me. You need to talk to the GM. Peace. And and won't be in and hangs up on me. You need to talk to the GM. Peace. And then he just hangs up

on him. Fuck it. I guess you're not eating pizza. Find the GM. We don't talk to him. Not going to give you his number or anything. And this, sir, is why you work at Domino's if you see this. Just terrible.

And this, sir, is why you're eating Domino's. So there's flame to be spread around here if you're ordering Domino's. This is why you order Domino's and you're not eating Domino's. No. If I order, because I've been in this situation before

where I've ordered this. If I get anything close to what I ordered, it doesn't even have to be the exact order that I ordered. If it's late at night and it's all that's open and I get that and it's moderately edible, it doesn't even have to be good. I just go, yeah, I could stuff this in my face until I'm not really hungry anymore. Five stars for me from Domino's. I don't expect anything more. I go beyond it because I'm incredibly embarrassed by my past experiences in restaurants with other people and how they behave.

Yeah. So when I order something and I don't give a fuck what it is. No. If it's wrong, that's on me. I ordered it. That's where we are tonight. Yeah. And when they ask me, how is it?

I'm going to say, fine. You are a sweetheart. And you'll say, terrible. But what do I say, though? It's on me. Do not make me another one. I will not take it. No, I'm going to say fine. You are a sweetheart, and you'll say terrible. But what do I say, though? It's on me. Do not make me another one. I will not take it. No, I'm fine.

Thank you. I'll pay for it. I'd like you to know you are serving shit, but I came in and ordered it, and it's buyer beware. It's on me. I'm not going to say it's good when it sucks. No, no. I paid for this.

Fuck your mother. But I'm not going to harass the waitress. I'm always very nice to the server because I was a server for a long time, so was like yeah whatever they did i don't know i don't care but don't worry about it don't talk to the manager it's fine i'll pay for it it's on me but also don't make me another one and don't make me one to go don't bring me a dessert because i would rather i don't want spit i don't want that no i'm not having it i'm not that guy and i've said like well this is awful why would i want more of what you have i'm okay thank you but i say it so politely don't i you've been there i'm so polite about it i'm not i'm not yelling i'm not like oh you motherfucker i'm like no no you make terrible food and i don't want anymore thank you

with the with a party of like 15 and mine was the only one that didn't show up and then they were like can we at least get you a dessert and i was like like, I didn't even eat. I don't want dessert. That's the last thing I want. How about an appetizer? What are you talking about? Let's start there. Fuck. For me, some mozzarella sticks at least to start. Fuck that.

Something on my stomach. So one star from Haley. If I could give zero stars, I would. I would. Of course you would. We know. This place is a joke. Haley must be Canadian.

Yep. I placed an online order at 4.41 p.m. for two pizzas to be delivered at 7.15 p.m. And if they both left at the same time, one from Boston and one from New York, who would get to Washington first is the question. I don't like this as an option either. The time lag thing where you can set it up to be delivered because then you're never going to be there on no no it doesn't work like the only there's a chinese place next to my house where they nail it they'll get there like within three minutes of when we ordered it it's amazing they're great wow yeah that's they

they're very efficient um uh not to be racist but they're very efficient at that particular location not they as a people I ended up having to go to the location myself because after an hour we still had no pizza I go into the store and they tell me that the driver just left with it of course he did

you better get out of here go chase him he's in a red Honda Civic good luck and that they lost three drivers that week i'm sorry but it's not my problem that you're short-staffed well it is because you're at the store looking for your pizza that's the thing it's a hundred percent your problem mostly your problem because they still have your money you just don't have it's not their problem it's your problem now it's your problem how about that how about a phone call stating you don't have enough

drivers or how about not allowing online delivery orders period complete idiots and when i got the pizza you could tell it had been sitting for hours not even fresh horrible horrible customer service i will never order from a domino's again the whole any of them any of them fuck off domino's well any pizza that whether it's pizza domino's any of those shit franchises once it comes out of the oven if you don't eat it right fucking now yeah if it's gonna look like you can't taste it it's fine that's the only time once it coag hot you can't taste it, it's fine. It's the only time. Once it coagulates, you don't want any part of that shit. It's no good.

Once that cheese sticks to it, it's gross. It may as well be 10 hours old because it's no good. Garbage. Use it as a fucking Frisbee. Throw it to your dog. Next up, Manu gives one star. Manu, like Ginobili. Maybe maybe it is genoble i don't know one star worst experience in all caps all right ordered vegetarian pizza since i am a vegetarian

by birth no pardon no that's a decision that you make we're not saying you're not born vegetarian that's not how no you're not born really you pick whatever you want there yeah if you're a breastfed certainly not no you've eaten lots of animal fucking yeah enzymes or whatever they gave me beef inside it nope inside pizza the fuck do you get beef inside of a pizza i'd also like them out he called and said vegetarian pizza please i'm a vegetarian they were like we'll roll the hamburger in the dough yeah we'll get it don't worry we won't put it right in there so you can see we'll hide it for you he just doesn't he doesn't like seeing meat everybody hide it he needs protein. Counter people don't understand a single word of English.

Then in all caps, not going to order pizza anymore. The whole, all of it. Not Domino's, fucking any of them. Or not even rigatoni. That's not pizza, but it's Italian and I don't want any part of it. I'm done. So don't go to Seattle or order pizza at all, anyone. This is amazing. Here we go.

Catherine, one star. I would rather leave zero stars. I placed an order. We know. We know, Catherine. I placed an order that said delivery in 29 to 30 minutes. It took just over an hour to receive the delivery. I ordered two sandwiches, a pizza, and a bread twist.

I did not receive one of those sandwiches. The pizza was chewy and everything was cold. Yep, you got Domino's. That's a successful order as far as I'm concerned. That's what you got.

That's a success. She got a window of one minute too. Not bad. She should have known right there, oh, this is going to be wrong. Oh, this is going to be all fucked up.

I tried to call the store, and they never, all caps, answered the phone, even after trying for 45 minutes. We are moving and have nothing in our house. The store is now closed, and we're missing food, and the rest of it was awful. I'm glad I'm moving and will not be ordering from this Domino's again. I'm sure they're very concerned about losing your business even though you'll never be there again so they don't give a shit you're leaving town they don't care about off uh next up james one star never order from this location and expect to get your order which is the main part of it it's the science the only expectation you should

have anybody could just take reservations it's's the holding that's the important part here. Waited two hours. Jesus. Driver never showed. Two hours. Like you're buying drugs in 1987. I waited in the parking lot of the disco and he just never showed up, this fucking guy. Two hours.

He said white Trans Am. I was looking for a white Trans Am. I never saw one. How did you have two hours of waiting and never thought to feed yourself never thought i'll get other food i'll make some peanut butter and jelly when driver did come he gave my order to someone else that's nice oh so he did show up it just not in the right place when i asked him about it, he said, I know speak English, quote unquote. Had to drive to the store for a refund because they don't answer their phone.

This is the third time I've had bad deliveries and pickups from Domino's. Stop ordering from there. Burned three times. Fool me once. Yeah. It's fool me twice. Shame on me. Three times as fucking let me bend over so you can put your foot up my asshole because i'm a moron slam your dick in an arcadia door sir you

love punishment oh my god never again i hope this never happens to anyone else yeah i'm sure it won't ever happen to anyone else it'll be it'll be shut down here. A lot of people with the late. Late, late, late, late, late. One star from Connor. You would be better off driving to Kroger, buying all the ingredients and making the pizza yourself as you will be eating in a third of the time

it takes to get your pizza delivered from this establishment. If you are hungry, say Dama No Thank You. And the no is all capitalized. Sir, that's the review of the day, sir. You win. This review brought to you by Pizza Hut.

If I'm going to put music and horns and... Dama No Thank You. At the end of the year, we'll do reviews of the year and save this one's a winner, I think. That's a fantastic review. Tom and no thank you. All right.

That was terrible pizza. Yeah. That was awful. I'm still hungry. I didn't even, I had two bites. They didn't show up. Let's get something else to eat, okay? With our personal item of the week.

Oh, my God. Yeah yeah which are edible panties everybody yes there we go these are available on amazon 16.99 jesus christ pipe dreams edible crotchless gummy panties This is in peach flavor. I like peach, so that's what I looked at. Peach rings. Yeah, you know, peach is delicious. You are a third of the way to getting a fuck-oozy, and you're going to throw it away on this. That's it.

You can either have these gummies. For her, it says. That's where the crotch-less-ness is, I guess. Otherwise, anyone could really probably wear them. I think a few come in the package. Here's the description. Gummy Panties Peach. Edible crotch-less gummy panties.

Find out how many licks it takes to get to your sweet spot. Oh, no. Tootsie Pops are weeping. That owl's weeping right now. He's like, I didn't mean it like this. Come on, man. Don't turn it into this. There were children present. Jesus Christ. That was pure and wholesome. owl's weeping right now he's like i didn't mean it like this come on man don't turn it into this

there were children present jesus christ that was pure and wholesome the the point of like edible undies and the licking is like the the area that has the the gummy on it and and these ones it's not there no it's open so you eat the rest of it that doesn't make sense i don't know i guess you just eat if it's open. So you eat the rest of it. So you eat tongue and thigh? That doesn't make sense. I don't know. I guess you just eat. If it's crotchless, yeah, you don't need to eat any of the panty because you have access. It's already done.

Now she's just wearing sticky panties at that point. Now she's sticky at the beginning of this. Yeah, this is weird. Turn yourself into a tasty treat with these yummy edible gummy undies. Okay. These delicious, delightfully scented candy undies are a sexy way to satisfy your lover's sweet tooth. Okay. Best of all, you get to be the main course.

One size fits most. They're a little stretchy. We're not going to go crazy here, though. They are made of gummy, so they have a limit here on a gummy roll up yeah pull on it a little yeah it's got some give to it but eventually yeah it will tear okay five stars from john yeah five stars very tasty is the title here he's gonna review the the flavor that's well mean, they are edible. What else is there? I mean, super absorbent. What?

Is that the quality you're looking for here? What? Is this like some sort of... You don't wear them all day and then fuck. I was going to say, absorbent of what? They're crotchless, too. They should be on about 10 minutes before you fuck. Yeah, and then there's no crotch so

absorbent of ass sweat what are you absorbing my partner looked so hot it was a tasty meal for sure in all caps meal okay meal okay um five stars this is interesting five stars and the title is not so good oh i don they know how star ratings work here. Yeah. Not very tasty. That's the whole review. Oh, okay. Were you horny?

Yeah. Are these supposed to make you horny or are they supposed to be like a sugary snack for energy beforehand? You're just sitting there watching Netflix, balling these up and jamming them in your face? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Which is, ah, these are delicious. Just sitting in your Lazy yeah that's what i'm saying yeah which is these are delicious just sitting in your lazy boy eating edible undies or you have them on you just pick pieces of them off as you sit there maybe that's what you do i'm not sure i don't get the point to this wandering around disneyland with your hand in your pants pulling out pieces of it i'd be like okay now get those sticky things off go wash all that stickiness off yourself and then come back and we'll have adult sex now. Get that shit out of the bed. Yeah.

What are you, a used charms lollipop? You're all sticky. There's fucking hair sticking to you and shit. You're sticking to the sheets for Christ's sake. Dryer lint coming up on you. You're all sticky. There's cat hair everywhere. What is that, a nickel stuck

on your back? This is, you got a nickel stuck on your ass now. This is ridiculous. Well, that's where the remote went. Oh, man. Finally. Okay. One star from SS. Worst attempt at being sexy is the

title. This is purely a product review. What else would it be? Just a review of a doctor you had when you were fucking 12? This product sucks, and not in a good way. It was thick, hard, and not functional. This

self-assemble product didn't even assemble with no instructions and the small, thin piece of material that was supposed to hold it together. Did anything, but save your money and just be naked. Yeah. Or get lingerie.

That isn't made of fruit roll-ups. There's also a thing that an option that you could make. There's no way this is like fashionably hot. This is, this is what I don't even understand what these are for. It looks like you tied a fucking peach fruit roll up to your ass Is that sexy?

Is that hot? I mean I love peach I love a fruit roll up Don't get me wrong But it's a separate emotion from I want to have sex Maybe we'll fuck and then we'll eat

What do you think of that? Well yeah Or one or the other but at the same time I don't know One star could have been better. Okay.

Had to assemble this and couldn't figure it out for a while. Then it didn't even stay in place, and it was really dry and fell apart before anything happened. Not the best, but definitely could be used quickly. Nice flavor, though. Only reason I bought it. So, I mean, at the the end you do have gummy stuff which is a treat yeah you got so you got a treat at the end one star don't waste your money with this product from carlos no instructions provided a complete waste of your money it has sugar

sprinkled and it's unusable okay Sugar sprinkled on it was like a fucking salt on a margarita glass. What are we talking about? Like those sour straws? Yeah, is it like that? Sour punch straws? Is that what we're talking about? Okay, here we go. One star.

WTF? is the title. What is this supposed to be? More like a melted gummy with three holes in a shoestring. Save your money. On the positive, it was sweet tasting. I did eat it. Some people really like the flavor.

But they're reviewing the functionality of these as underwear, which I don't think is the point of these fucking things at all. No, you're not supposed to wear them out. Yeah, you're not supposed to vacuum while you're in these, I don't think. I think you're supposed to- Throw those on after a shower and head to the grocery store. I think you're supposed to put them on and immediately lay on the bed and don't move, and then the person will eat them off of you. Yeah, eat these off of me, please.

Pamela gives it one star. Nasty with seven Ys. Wow. So, very nasty, apparently. It's so gross. One star. Nasty with seven Ys. Wow. So very nasty, apparently. It's so gross, it's worse than eating rubber and plastic together. Oh. That's not good.

Yeah. Bailey. One star. No instructions. I can't figure out how to put them on. Bailey. Bailey. One foot after the other, babe. One star from Chandra.

Chandra, what exactly are these? Well, that's a decent question. It says it in the title. It says it right there. I'm extremely disappointed. I never give bad reviews. I don't. No, yes, you do.

Yes, you do. Edible panties is where you're going to start. That's your first one? Not a restaurant or the post office. Edible panties is where you're going to start. That's your first one? Not a restaurant or the post office. Edible panties. However, this needs to be said. This is a public service announcement is what they got here. They first took forever to arrive, weeks and weeks.

Secondly, in the old stiff gummy bear stuck to the bottom. What in the old stiff gummy bear stuck to the bottom of your purse is this? The candy is stiff and grainy. It's got two holes in the front one, and the holes look like it's winking at me. You don't like that it's set up like a face. That's for the string to go through, by the way. Yeah.

Winking at me. A mystery string stuck it for I don't know what okay not worth the money or the weight this product isn't useful for what it's intended for it's a sad stiff piece of old dried out gummy candy in a nutshell which is what it feels like i don't recommend it and i'm requesting a full refund because the person who designed this can't be serious yeah sounds like it's got like an opening so that you can get your fucking ass in there. And then you got a string that draw strings together that closes it so that it fits. It's a triangle, essentially, that goes over your fucking in your pubic area there. And the holes are for the shoestring to tie around your waist so it can dangle in front of you like a loin guard.

Well, it's stupid then. It's stupid. It's a fucking dumb product. Yeah, it's ridiculous. One star, not my blood, it says in all caps. Not my blood. I got these for my wife to wear, but they are not sugar-free as I thought they would be.

And I have type 2 diabetes. Sad. Sad. I got the beets. I got the beets. Can't eat them. I figured edible panties are all sugar-free, too. I got the sugars in it.

We've been overwhelmed by these guards and these people and now this with these panties. I feel like I need almost an exorcism of these panties. So let's head to a psychic who specializes in banishing evil spirits, shall we? What? Oh, yeah. Oh, this is fun. Oh, boy. This is a psychic Melina, Atlanta's best curse removal specialist.

That is her title. It's her Google business title. How many are there? Cur curse removal specialist. That is her title. It's her Google business title. Best curse removal specialist. She serves the Atlanta nearby area, 203 Edgewood Ave, southeast Atlanta, Georgia. And she has 4.2 stars on Google here. Not bad. What does she do? Well, let's get into that.

These are just some of the services, not all here. Psychic readings, spiritual readings. They say, do you feel a hole in your life? Are you seeking guidance and purpose in your life? Don't know what to do or where to turn? No. Well, here you go. Love readings, love solutions, true love expert, most trusted love and relationship specialist since 1960.

Oh, wow. She's old. Sounds like it. Crystal readings, tarot card readings, chakra readings, then energy readings. Quote, I can make a huge difference in what you want to achieve.

I can give you the positive energy that will give you all of your worldly, whatever the fuck. She's been doing this shit for 64 years. I would hope so. Yeah, this sounds like it's a multi-generational thing here. Yeah, probably. Spiritual work allows me to remove the root cause of your problems you are battling with.

I will cast and bind them out, never to return. Root cause. She's running with fucking corporate speak. It's getting better here too. Yeah. A spiritual cleansing offers a new beginning, a new life.

To live a lucky, healthy, and blessed life protects you from all dark forces. Yeah. You're fucking covered. You're like Pauly Walnuts giving money to the church. You're lucky. You left me unprotected. Spiritual evaluation, spiritual healing for those who suffer from past heartache. Some individuals cannot let go of the past, it says. Curse removal.

Okay. If you, if you been cursed is what it says, by the way, not if you have been, if you been cursed, I will break the curse off you. Oh, break a piece,

break them off. Something motherfucker. And if she does it clean, it got cleansing your life free from your enemies. Take control back of your life. Break the chain of bad luck. Don't allow your enemies to control your life. It's your life.

And you deserve to live it the way you want it to be. Stop allowing evil to attack you. She's not wrong. No, it's a black magic reversal. Okay. Now, this is if you've been this is a little more complicated it's a little more louisiana yeah if you have been become a victim to black magic by the way victim and black magic are caps for some reason like the first word capitalized i will help

you become a victor of black magic rather than a victim champion yeah I will cast it back into the pit of hell and seal it there. Oh. She's working with the Flex Seal guy, I heard, actually. Keeps floodwaters out and keeps your black magic in. That's how it works. It's that. Mighty putty. Mighty putty, yeah.

Never to hunt you and interrupt your life again. I will banish it completely out of your life. I will rid your pain, your suffering, your heartache. Poof. Man. Root work removal. I can remove the root work and give your life a successful boost. Voodoo cleansing, she offers.

Oh, yeah. That's helpful. Hex and jinx cleansing. Yeah. Tired of the struggles, it says. Yeah. Remove enemies, darkness, evil spirits. It says, unfortunately, we live in a world where others are jealous and don't wish you well.

Yeah. Release spiritual blockages. Negative energy protection also. And also they have bring back an ex-lover spell. What? That's creepy. What is that? Love potion number nine? Was that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. Also, they have bring back an ex-lover spell. That's creepy. Some fucking potion.

What is that? Love potion number nine? Was that what it is? Yeah, yeah. Get them back. Custom spells, she claims as well that she does. And then my favorite one of all, court case success spell. Yes, I want that one. That's what I'm talking.

That's practical. Looking at fucking, looking at seven to 10, I'll help you out. 20 to life? Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. That's some shit right there. That's really what it should be completely. Here's five stars from Greta.

Loves it. Five stars. Amazing experience. I have never felt this good in my life. Yeah. As soon as the healing was completed, I felt there's something on my shoulders and head that had been removed. Oh, I was literally jumping. I was so happy. And for straight three, for straight three days, I felt extreme amount of happiness. I'm still feeling that I can do anything and great things

have started to happen around me. I 1000% recommend this service. This made me believe in everything. recommend this service this made me believe in everything wow wow that is some shit man um susan five stars now someone like this whether it's a scam or not i mean this person is happy with it quote melina's wonderful insight and guidance helped me get my life back together when i was emotionally at rock bottom she has been very inspirational in my life and always there for me. I thank God for her. I think that's kind of the opposite, isn't it? You got it all mixed up together here.

Five stars from Kennedy. This practitioner is the very best at removing black magic and dark energy. Highly recommend. How many has she been to? Felt peace. I now live a burden-free life and there's a response from this person yeah this is the largest area of life that i help all individuals i specialize in removing black magic dark energy removal and curse removal i've helped thousands across all walks of

life to gain their life back this is my spiritual mission in life to help all those in need. Welcome to a life of happiness. Okay. Yes. And let's see. Let's do a one star here. Yeah. And we'll close out on this one star here. Oh, that's a long one.

We're going to close out on a different one. Okay. We'll close out on this one here. One star. Yeah. I visited Melina a year ago and my experience was much like others. I did my reading at her home, all caps for some reason, location. Reading was rushed and not a good experience for $75.

Like others mentioned, she also advised me to do a cleansing that felt like total BS. I didn't do it. Fast forward reading was inaccurate as well. I'm willing to post receipts if she wants to lie like I've never been to her. Yeah. Okay. I believe this lady is a scammer. Please do not go to her.

Scammer. You don't think she's on the up and up? Scammer. Please do not go to her. We'll leave off there. We got plenty more of those. How many years did they spend in the slammer? Oh, my God.

Next week, we'll finish that up. We've got some fun food stuff, and we also have an after-school program I don't think you want to send your kids to. So all this fun stuff and more next week. Make sure to follow on all the social media and follow the Facebook groups and all that sort of thing. Lots of fun there. Make sure to listen to Crime and Sports and Small Town Murder. You can get all of that stuff. Keep hanging out with us.

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