Your Stupid Opinions - Majestic Beauty Crybabies, Egg McStabbing, Pool Surface Problems

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a majestic national park that some people can't seem to enjoy, with complaints ranging from "not enough bears", all the way to "there are too many bears". A water park, where the pools seem to have a familar problem with sufaces coming off, not to mention, adults blasting kids off of slides. We finish the reviews for the world famous Murder McDonald's, where a side of terror comes with every meal & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hey, thank you so much for joining us today. The only show, I think, or I don't know if there's others or what, but a show that cares about what people say about places that we don't want to go or even talk to the people who said them. That's the thing here. It's great. It's just all making fun of both.

the places and the people making the reviews. Lots of fun. My name is James Petrigal. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy making presumptions. Here we are. So that said, let's go back to New York City, back to the murder McDonald's. Let's do it, everybody.

The world-famous murder McDonald's. That's what you want to be known for, by the way, is murder. And it is world-famous, especially because an Australian guy was the last guy stabbed up. So, you know, that'll spread. Yeah. It'll spread. Now that corner of the earth knows. not to go to that fucking McDonald's past midnight.

So here is a two-star from Victoria. Fast and friendly service, but absolutely filthy. No clean tables or chairs in the open areas. Bags, food, and everything else under the sun on the floors. Everything under the sun. There's a hair. Somebody's doing a barbershop thing in the corner. There's hair there.

There's everything under the sun. Anything. There's a cheeseburger. Yeah. Well, there's all those cheeseburgs. That I would expect. That would be the least shocking thing to find on the floor of the McDonald's is a cheeseburger. Floors sticky, food and bathroom sinks. Okay. Why is there food in the bathroom

sinks? Right. Who said, I'm going to put my quarter pounder here quick while I wash my hands. Only here because it's quick and near my bus, Penn Station. That's, there it is. Alexandra, two stars. This woman pretends not to hear. I love when they start out being ignored. turns her back on the customer and throws away the order, resulting in an incomplete order. Train your staff better, and if they don't have patience, don't work in customer service. All right. There we go. Aaron, Aaron?

Aaron? I don't know. Two stars. I'm worried about this one. As soon as I walked in, this dude started screaming at my family for not showing him a receipt, even though he just saw us walk in. He started blabbering about how you need a receipt. seat to sit down.

We haven't gotten anything yet. We just got here. For the loitering. Yeah. Yeah. We just got here. He probably said, I'll go up there. Had his family go sit down.

They said, you can't do that. You can't wait in the chairs for your food. Anyways, after I got my food, I opened it up because I like adding sauces in between the sandwich. Opened up the burger. Yeah. Don't want to dip it. There were holes in my pickles.

Something not that upsetting, but disappointing. holes in my pickles? Pickle over pickled, I guess. Or too thin? Cut a hole? I don't know what it is. All the seats had been ripped apart and there was stuff

coming out of the leather seats. Would not come here again and not good for tourists at all. Yeah, you don't go there if you're a tourist. Go to better neighborhoods. What are you doing? Name, I have no idea.

It's like some other alphabets characters. I don't know what that is at all. Two stars. I don't recommend this place at all. Even if you want to eat junk food and you're currently in New York City, there are plenty of other options you can choose than this store. Yeah, there's plenty of junk everywhere. You get hot dogs on every corner. Certainly.

We visited that place with my wife in order to eat something since we have the same brand in our country, Greece. McDonald's, same brand. They recognize something. Hey, that's from home. Okay. Hey, look, it's home. It's home. But we left completely disappointed.

The burgers were. discasting. I assume disgusting. Discasting. I assume disgusting, but this is D-I-S-C-A-S-T-I-N-G. Discasting. Nice. And we also tried the Coca-Cola Zero, which felt more sweet than the normal one. Okay, that's because you're going on Greek regular Coca-Cola. Here, we, there's more sugar in everything here. No, there's more sugar. We did a show, this was years ago. We did a bunch of shows in

Boston, nightmare, three shows in a day. and we'll give you our stupid opinion on that. That was shitty. So there was this English couple that came that were fans, and they came over to see all three shows. And we were like, we were blown away that people would come from England to see us. This was our first solo live shows that we had on our own.

And so we were talking to them. And we were like, what do you think of America and blah, blah, blah. And the guy goes, he goes, everything's so sweet, mate. And we're like, what do you mean? He goes, even the cigarettes taste like there's sugar in him. Even the cigarettes are sweet. He said they're sweet. Everything's got sugar.

He was like the sodas, they give you like a gallon of it. You know, I'm wanting a little thing because it's crazy how much sugar are you people eat. And we were like, yeah, that's right. That's right. That's America. Welcome. Enjoy. Last but not least, we paid $40 for two burgers, a medium fry and two drinks.

That's unacceptable. I would say. I understand that the price is in New York City and the life's. $40 for that. $40, two burgers and medium fry and two drinks. What were the burgers? Were they like the big arch up your ass burger or whatever the fuck it's called? Big and tasty.

Do they even have that anymore? I think that's what that's replacing. The arch burgers replaced in like that kind of shit. They used to have the arch deluxe or whatever back in the day. Right. Yeah. Whatever their fancy burger that's like $13, which is more expensive than it is at, there's a steakhouse by me

that has an amazing half pound great burger from steak they ground themselves there and with French fries it's $14 which is the same as a fucking extra value meal at McDonald's now so I'm like well what's the why would I ever go there outrageous it's outrageous

what they're charging for food these days they're out of their fucking minds yeah yeah if you go it's like you like if a date takes you to McDonald's now, like ladies, don't be offended. He had to dig deep for that. You know, back in the day, like, oh, he took me, remember the joke?

He took me for a Big Mac or whatever. Then he'd be like, oh, shit, I can get the Big Mac? Damn, you must be doing well. Holy Christ. Do I, do I get anything with it? Like, you know, the amount of, the amount of food that comes for the money now is like, it's, it's insulting. It is.

It really is. It's insulting. It is. Shit's gotten smaller, too. Like, here's something much less, but don't worry, it costs a lot more. So don't worry. It's fucking crazy. Don't worry.

It's way more expensive. So that makes it okay. So that's really weird. I understand that the prices in New York City and the lifestyle overall are high, but this is beyond anything I've seen during my stay. And like I said, they charge extra in lower Manhattan at McDonald's, too. So you're going to get like an extra just location fee essentially. Yeah.

Linda, two stars, security was rude, had an emergency to use restroom. He said no unless you purchase something. I explained I would get a coffee, but I an urgent need to tinkle. Actually, they said twinkle. They said twinkle like a star, which is much funny. I got a twinkle, man. He state, not my problem. I purchased a coffee.

We'll never patronize this business. She took the coffee in there, poured it down the toilet and took his piss. That is the thing about New York also. You, No bathrooms. Your perceived emergencies and- It means nothing. We don't fucking care.

Do you know how many people out there need the bathroom? Fuck. Dude, you nailed it. Because if they let everybody use the bathroom, all people would be doing is using bathrooms. It's all it would be. There's a five million people walking around with no bathrooms. Now everybody's just pissing.

You're pissing everywhere, which is when you say it smells like piss sometimes on hot days in New York City. That's because there's no fucking bathrooms for anybody to use. That's why it smells like piss. Eventually, people go, I have to piss. I have no choice. And if I can't afford to buy whatever the fuck is near me to go in there, then what am I supposed to do? But it's certainly your problem. Don't make that everybody else's problem.

No, no shit. Ashley, two stars. There's a hired mail guard for the bathrooms to ensure, only paying customers use it, which seems overkill and made me as a customer uncomfortable. Yeah, because it would be nothing but people shooting up in there otherwise. It's all it would be. The technology of coded locks satisfy this need for other businesses in the area. Bigger concern, meaning you could just give customers the code.

Bigger concern is that a guarded bathroom was still incredibly filthy. Well, you didn't see a mop in the guard's hand, did you? See a sponge? and some fucking toilet cleaner in his hands, no? This is not his problem. If you're paying someone to hang around the bathroom all day, maybe also pay one to hang around the bathroom and clean it. Rather than security, just get a guy in there cleaning.

That would be, well, that makes sense, actually. There was a copious amount of a vomit-like substance trailing out of one of these stalls. I'm going to go out on a limb. I bet it was vomit. A hundred percent. Just a few. Yeah, I think it might be.

In a bathroom near a toilet? It's not a vomit-like substance. Probably vomit. It was there for some time, and one of the two stalls didn't lock. Not cool. I love that. Not cool. Crystal, two stars.

I took my children and their friends here for a treat after shopping. We used ordering kiosk. Food was promptly given to us. When we found seating, it was right next to the McDonald's security. Security Guard cursed up a storm around. my children with great vulgarity. I thank you for that term. When someone asks us about the show from now on,

we're going to say it's great vulgarity. You're going to love it. With great vulgarity. We perform our show with great vulgarity. We feel you'll love it. So they gave the food and the service five stars, but the atmosphere are one. Can't have that.

Next up, no idea what alphabet these letters are from. No clue. The first one is like an obvious. with a circle around it. Beats the shit out of me. One star. Hello, McDonald's.

Hello, foreign person with unpronounceable name. Hi. There is a woman working at this location who keeps bothering customers and speaking to people in a rude and disrespectful way. She walks around the restaurant

acting like she is in charge of everyone and starts questioning customers for no reason. Who the fuck is this? My friend and I came in, sat down and were about to place an order. Before we even finished ordering, she came up to us and started asking things like, why are you sitting here? And what are you doing here? Why are you sitting here? As if we're not allowed to be customers. This is unacceptable behavior.

We are customers, not prisoners. And this place is not a prison where she acts like a guard. That's right. If the situation is not addressed, I will start recording her behavior every day. Okay, now that's a job you've just taken on. Do you want to work for McDonald's? Because that's what you're doing. Every day. Every day and send the videos and photos to McDonald's corporate office. Please deal with this employee immediately.

Customers should feel welcomed, not harassed. Deal with her. And then there's a picture of her walking around. It's like her from the side kind of sort of back. She's got a fanny pack turned to the back, which is a fun. And she looks like she's maybe four foot 10. Very small. Very small lady in charge.

Nelson one star. Worst McDonald's in the history. In the history. The history. Of what? You pick. Mankind, the earth that doesn't matter. I went and tried to use, I guess I went, is what they're going for.

But they, W.H.E.N. I went and tried to use the bathroom. and they told me I need to buy. So I told my son to order fries, but I had to wait for him to get a receipt in order to use the bathroom. Oh my God! Though the security guard was in front of him watching him order.

Then after my son order, he had the receipt and everything and they didn't want to give him his fries. They told him that his receipt was not real, even though security saw him ordering. Never again will I go there. Not real. Who the fuck?

is making, who the fuck is doctoring homemade McDonald's receipts? Evidently, all kind of people. What kind of printer do you have at home? Is that, it's probably cheaper to just buy McDonald's. Yeah, I don't think my HP can do that. I don't think so. I'm looking at my printer.

I haven't tried it, but I have, don't think I could print a, like a passable McDonald's receipt up on it, probably. Okay. Here we go. Atlanta one's up. Here's my receipt on eight and a half by 11. Yeah, I brought this for you.

Alana one star Within a 30 minute time period We witnessed the so-called security guard Actually start two fights with customers And bother other customers Well that's his job He's supposed to fight people in that He's supposed to bother

Yeah Horrible vibes Get a security guard who stops fights Not starts them Oh she didn't She didn't realize that's their new character That's what they do That's fight a lot

That's their new character They have the hamburger and they have the, you know, the, what's his name there? Fucking, the purple guy. Grimmis. Grimmis. And they got, they also have Fighting the Security Guard. And he comes in and it's just their new character.

He's dressed in the security uniform. They just don't get the festivities here. Ross, one star. We ordered a simple breakfast for a picky kid. And they were very rude when we asked for some utensils in a cup of water. That's the whole review. Very rude. Oh.

Nancy one star Disgusting security Always kicking everyone out Because quote It's a fast food restaurant So you need to eat fast That's what he tells people Ah

Huh No no The fast part is not the preparation It's you It's your part It's you getting the fuck out of here As quickly as possible See

You missed that part Read your receipt It's on there That is very funny It's fast food so you need to eat. That's what they tell you in prison. That's in prison you have to eat fast. This is prison. Yeah, they tap on the table when it's time to be done. Yeah, you gotta go. That's it. Wow. Horrible treatment from her. That's a woman saying that too. I don't know why. I expect it from a dude.

Oh, God, that's so funny. That's amazing. The staff is amazing. Is just this certain female security guard. It's impossible to eat in peace. Food is good as always, though. This person's just walking around scaring the shit out of people, having them cram Big Macs in their face so they don't get yelled out. I can't get enough. It's again, five-star food and service, one-star atmosphere for the security guard. Bay Cal, one-star, very crowded and stuffy. The place is packed and it's almost impossible to breathe. That's Manhattan.

There are also many homeless people inside, which negatively affects the overall experience. Well, while you're in McDonald's, technically none of you are home, so you're all in the same place. It shouldn't bother you. Where they came from really shouldn't be the problem. It should be, yeah. So anyway, there are significant issues with cleanliness and hygiene. It's hard to enjoy a meal in these conditions. Well, it sounds like if they're not buying something, they get kicked out.

So at that point, you just don't want to be near people who don't have a house. Yeah, what's the problem? Like, I could see if they were just camped out with a bonfire in the middle of the dining room. room and not doing it, just not eating, just being there and like asking people for money and like, you know, shooting up or something, that would be understandable. But if they're eating a hamburger, you're eating a hamburger. At that point, I know you want to think, you want to think you're up here and they're down there, but you're really in the same exact place doing the exact same thing at that point.

You're just going to go home to different lines. Yeah. Yeah. Hogger, one star. Oh, man. I wonder how he got that nickname. Hager. You have 30 minutes to eat.

The manager called the police because a couple was drinking their coffee for 40 minutes while the restaurant was almost empty. It's incredible. Wow. Incredible. There's not fucking around. The onus is on you. Yeah. The clock is running.

Like this is. Wow. Oh, it's so funny. I've never considered that fast food meant I need to eat and get the fuck out. Yeah, I got to eat this shit faster. I'm in trouble. That's wild. Darrell, one star, this is their security guard.

There's a picture of him from the back, of course, because he doesn't want to get knocked out by the security guard. Rude to people while sitting there taking up a table, using his phone, playing music, eating dominoes, and he has his underwear showing. Okay, this is hilarious. He's literally, this is a fucking employee of the McDonald's, is sitting there.

When he says his underwear is showing, it's his whole ass. His His, the Like the belt part of his pants Is under him He's sitting on that The whole

Fucking boxers are exposed Which whatever, that's fine Someone could come in in shorts Sure But he's sitting there My man's got a box of dominoes open bro It is a fucking Full-fledged box of Domino's pizza

That he's just eaten In the middle of a McDonald's That is awesome That's amazing He doesn't give a fuck about this job. Not at all. Whatsoever. That's awesome.

Juarez, one star. The food at McDonald's was great. I received good service, but the atmosphere is deplorable. Frequented by people of questionable character. Okay. Wow. This person is not from here. You don't feel safe there.

I wouldn't go back. Okay. Wow. His group size was nine plus people. Jesus. You took nine people? I don't know. I guess.

That happens. It'd be like $1,200 now to take nine people to McDonald's. That's a lot of people, yeah. You're better off taking them to like out for bottles of crystal. It would cost the same at the end. Jesus. Jayhoun, one star. I arrived in New York this morning and went into a McDonald's for a quick meal.

I entered expecting a McDonald's like the ones in Korea. Okay. Oh, don't do that. Let me dispel you. Nothing you'll walk into in the United States is anything like. the equivalent of that in Korea. It's nothing like it. I'm going to say dirtier and people are taller, probably. That's going to be the difference. Filthier with taller people. We're never going to have anything similar to what you're used to. It's not going to happen. Whatever you had 40 years ago,

that's what we're currently using now. That's what, whatever the technology was that, that's where we're at pretty much. But the only similarity was the menu. The store atmosphere and cleanliness were completely different inside. Yeah, Korea is known for being an extremely clean. Is it? Yes. They're very much into cleanliness and shit like that. A lot of the Asian countries, very clean. Shit does not get fucked up. I didn't know. Oh, yeah. Fucking Japan, clean.

Perfectly clean. Huge city. Millions of people. Fucking spotless. Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. And inside, a homeless person went around incessantly begging for a burger because they were hungry. Yet the manager and the front desk staff just stood by and watched. Okay.

Okay. Are we both thinking the same thing? A beggar is wandering around? What is she saying? Who is she saying is wrong? Does she want the manager to kick them out or to give this person a burger? She wants them to take care of them. Yeah.

That's what I'm wondering. Do they want them, just give him a burger? He's hungry. Or is she saying, kick him the fuck out? He's bothering me. Take care of the street rat. He's starving. Exactly.

They even came over. to this table and kept shouting for fries for a long time before leaving. Hey, she met a local. That's nice. Oh, man. At the tables near the restroom, people at both sides were fighting, but this was also ignored. The restroom was cramped and filthy as if it were cleaned once a week. I never want to visit again. The burger tasted similar to those in Korea, but the store atmosphere was the worst, so I deducted four stars. gave them one star.

I really love that review for some reason. I want Korean people to do every review. The food was fine, but this place sucks. Yeah, and they have their order up here. They had one triple breakfast stacks bagel meal. That sounds like it's bad for you. I know, it's got a thousand fifty calories, though. One sausage...

Yeah, one sausage egg and cheese McRiddle meal. That's a 700 calorie job there. A sausage egg riddle meal two of those okay uh 899 819 for the oh small shake with it okay there we go all right jehan jhan jhan jhan jhan jhan uh one star the service is mediocre and it smells strongly of urine that is piss that is that would be piss i like how mcdonalds we all love the smell of the french fries but yeah if you can smell piss over french fries that's a lot of piss because you can smell French fries for about, what, a mile and a half

around a McDonald's in every radius. In Phoenix, I lived at 7th Avenue there, and the fucking McDonald's at 19th Avenue, I could smell their French fries from 9th Avenue. That's 10 fucking streets I could smell their French fries. And their fries are done so nicely.

You can smell those fries over the piss of the subway. Totally. That's what I mean. So this has to be a lot of urine, or in a very close proximity to you. Yeah. You're in the puddle now currently. The bathrooms are in poor condition with a lot of paper scattered on the floor. The staff is only concerned with speed and neglects everything else and their service is rude. We arrived recently and this has already happened three

times. The workers lack empathy. Yeah, their empathy is not a big prerequisite to work at McDonald's. Empathy. Are you shitting me? I promise to upload photos of the place when I return so you can see the poor condition of the establishment in terms of cleanliness and service. Bye. Thank you. Goodbye to you. Come con. Jesus, that sounds gross.

What? Comcon. That's a weird convention. C-O-M-E-C-O-N. Comcon. Exactly. It's the grossest convention ever. It's a little bleachy in here, don't you think?

Yeah, it's a gross convention. I mean, it's not much different from Comic-Con. Same thing, yeah. Those people at least jerk off in private under their costumes. This is out in the open. Oh, you hope. Oh, you hope. One star.

The dirtiest McDonald's I've ever seen. However, what's truly astounding is that I found a bug in the lettuce, went to report it, and the treatment was incredibly disrespectful. Moreover, they didn't seem surprised. No? They're like, oh, yeah, that's Larry. Yeah, we'll take him back. He's good. Come on, Larry.

We told you to stay out of the lettuce. They put him down behind the counter. We told you to stay with the tomatoes. Larry, your tomato bug, not a lettuce bug. Come on. I don't even want to think about what their kitchen must be like. Okay, and then he, for some reason, says that paragraph exactly again. Copy paste.

I don't know why. Copy paste. Copy paste. He hit Control Pete's wine. Yeah, he's like, shit. Stefan, one star. Calling it, quote, dirty is a gross understatement, and none of the staff seem to care. You only receive part of what you order and pay for, and there's no point in complaining.

You'll just be brushed off. So you pay a ton of money, and then whatever they give you is what you'll have. That's what you get. And then you better eat it fast. Take this shit and eat it. You're up there complaining. They're like, the clock's running. You better eat that because you are wasting valuable chewing times.

You really should get in there. Chop, chop. Carlos, one star. I went to buy my coffee like every day, and the guy who cleans the bathroom started yelling at me and treating me badly for no reason. Well, he cleans a Times Square a fucking Penn Station McDonald's bathroom in the morning.

He's mad. Whatever he says, you nodding go, I understand, and you keep going about your business. He's got problems. Then he says, people like that are awful. Are they? Okay. You 12?

People like that are awful. Marcel, one star. The one star was given to the security guards who tried to get the junkies out of the bathroom after 30 minutes. The weight between sleeping, shivering junkies and homeless people didn't deserve this star. Okay, so if I could give it zero stars. Yeah. I would. That was from German originally, by the way.

Okay. Okay. And then we will do Manuel, one star, very dirty and crowded. Therefore, the counter service is bad due to bad temper, and there are also homeless people. Also. Also homeless people. And then finally, Sebastian 1 star, absolutely terrible. Uh-oh.

Nobody knew anything about their own products. It was loud, and it stank. They didn't know anything about the products? It's fucking, it's McDonald's. I think everyone. You don't even have to, you don't have to work there. You know the menu. They're written on the sign.

It's pretty self-explanatory. All right. Let's get out of the city. I'm feeling constrained. All right. Let's stretch our legs. Let's get into some open land and some open sky. By going to the big sky state, we're going to Montana over here.

We're going to go to Glacier National Park, everybody. Shit. Let's fucking do it. Glacier National Park in Montana. If you don't know, Glacier is a National Park is a 1,583 square mile. Wow. Wilderness area in Montana's Rocky Mountain. with glacier carved peaks and valleys running to the Canadian border.

It's crossed by the mountainous going to the sun road. Among more than 700 miles of hiking trails, it has a route to photogenic hidden lake. Other activities include backpacking, cycling, and camping, diverse wildlife ranges from mountain goats to grizzly bears. This is... This is the shit right here. 4.8 stars on Google out of 20,000 reviews. Ooh, we. So if you don't enjoy this, this is your problem, I feel like.

It's on you. Yeah. This is a beautiful place that 20,000 other people really, really enjoy at least. What the fuck. Okay. It is a national park too, by the way. Daniel, five stars. These pictures are breathtaking.

They're gorgeous. Yeah. Unbelievable. Amazing views in fresh air. Lots of places to pull off the road and take pictures or swap drivers. Just be sure to book can. campsites and horseback riding or other activities before you get to the park because mobile signal is non-existent and Wi-Fi is only at some major locations.

So if you have shit, yeah, you want to get the stuff bought ahead of time because once you get there, it's hard to do on your phone, basically. It's over for you, yeah. Charlotte five stars, more pictures. Jesus, there's like those big curly ram things, curly horned rams like on the side of the Rams helmet. Big horn sheep? Got those.

We got these, this lake. with this mountain, the lake is so reflective that the mountain, it looks like there's two fucking mountains. It's ass, it's ridiculous. It's so crazy. Another big peak with the snow on it. It's gorgeous. Nothing I've ever seen before. The popular hikes are popular for a reason, and this was sure one of the busiest parks I've been to, but it's clear why. Animals, waterfalls, breathtaking mountains, and flowers everywhere. Make sure you are prepared before coming here, snow closures, grizzlies, and much more to consider. Grizzlies?

Yeah, you're in the mountains in Montana. This is grizzly country. I mean, you are in their house right now. Awesome. A Zam, one star. Here we go. There are a lot of wild animals at this park and a lot of beauty as well. We saw bears, mountain goats, sheep, deer, and moose.

Jesus Christ. They saw the whole food chain. That's amazing. Yeah. Moose are so frightening. They're so big. They're fucking insane. Yeah, apparently my brother almost hit one on a motorcycle up by Canada there, up by Lake George.

They're so big, James. It's not yet. It's the biggest animal. You don't want to hit a moose on a fucking motorcycle. They saw it and they were like, oops, stay away from that fucking thing. The ones with the horns, obviously, the males, they're the scariest because the rat makes them so much bigger. Oh, man. Yeah, they're going to shove that up your ass.

Even when they don't have horns, that body is so fucking big. They're the size of a truck. These things are huge. Yeah. The issue with the park is it's not organized. The signs go one way, not for the other road. Getting a ticket doesn't mean you don't deal with the line. There's no information about the shuttle.

It's operational hours and pickup times and locations. Okay. Parking at the Logan Pass is difficult. Employees don't inform about the shuttle. just ask to turn around. The road on the mountain isn't a taxi runway. No. Okay.

No, it's a mountain fucking road. This is nature, dickface. These are the ones that drive me crazy as they get nature and they're like, there's too much nature everywhere. It's like, ugh. Fucks with all this nature. Yeah. These are the same people that I yell at for going to Manhattan and going, it's just crowded.

Yeah, stupid. You went to an island that has fucking eight million people on it. That's pretty fucking crowded. And here, you're in the middle of nowhere. Um, the bathrooms at Logan Pass have water for the toilet and bottle filler, but no sinks. Okay. They're clearly renovated when it comes to taking payment, but not much else. I've been to many national parks.

This is by far the worst run and organized. And I'd skip it if I were you. Um, he also put five pictures up of like the sound of music looking fucking is ridiculous, these crazy mountains with snow caps and beautiful grass covered. incredibly beautiful. Whatever you went through, you saw that. It's gorgeous. Who cares?

Skip it if I'm you. Here's another one, one star with the most incredible pictures ever. Snowy mountains with a lake insanely reflective crystal clear. Another one of mountains. Another one, what is that? Some kind of mountain goat or some shit up here.

Oh, boy. Okay. My one star has nothing to do with the actual beauty of the park. All right. No? The national park system in this country is just ruining the experience for people who are really out there trying to enjoy nature.

Oh, boy. That's right. Everything is monetized and the ridiculous 500 different reservations you have to make just for one visitor absolutely unnecessary. I understand that traffic should be limited to protect the area, but it is becoming outrageous. Same goes with the accessibility of bear spray. What? There's absolutely no need for a visitor to be paying $50 for something they will throw away in three days when they have. home. It costs $50 to get some bear spray there.

You should, if you want that on the path, bring it. Yeah. Otherwise, what do you want them to give it to you? What are you talking about? Here's, yeah, at the movie theater, popcorn costs a lot. Yeah. Bring it. Yeah. And it doesn't cost a lot.

You know what I mean? Like, bring what you want and it. They want to, like, return it after three days and get their money back if they don't use it. It's like, that's not how it works. No. It doesn't mean anything. To me, it means something to you because you wanted the safety at the time. You're the asshole who's wandering around with there's fucking bears, stupid.

Stay away from the bears. Yeah, I'll be in this little cabin. I can sit here all day. Bears don't bother me. I'll just close the door. You're the ones in trouble. If you care about the environment, this wouldn't even be an option. Have a bunch of spray ready to be rented by all your visitors.

You already know how many you get per day since you require them to reserve a bunch of other things in advance. Come on! But, as I said, unfortunately, all the beautiful places are being heavily monetized, and all these organizations really don't care about the environment like they pretend to. Shameful. Also, why are all the visitors driving like maniacs throughout the park? Are people not aware that a lot of times you can see all the wildlife right from the side of the road? Why the rush and aggression?

Why are you even in the park if you are going to behave like this? Go back to your dirty city. No one's forcing you to enjoy nature. Just don't spoil it for those who are trying to do exactly that. It sounds like they're enjoying themselves and you're the one having a shitty time. So you go back to wherever you're from, you pain in the ass. You're a nightmare. Yeah.

Other than my dislike for national parks in general, you know, just glacier is beautiful, especially East Glacier. Definitely the more beautiful side of the park. Wow. And you know how much it costs to operate a place like that, to keep it in condition, to hire all the rangers to have the animal people that monitor that shit to make sure they're okay. It's insane. It's very expensive.

And wait until the shit's privatized, which probably will end up being. Wait until that. You're going to be paying $300 to go to this fucking place. It's going to be crazy. Yes. No one will be able to afford to go. And they'll be fucking fracking in the middle of it too while you're there. So that'll be fun.

Hey, those bears, where they, oh, there's fracking. That's why they're running away. Never mind. They're not here because there's drilling going on effectively. Yep. Uh, J.B. One Star. Great place. Three days of backpacking by Kintla Lakes. Didn't see any bears. Sad face. So one star. You wanted the bears? Yeah, I wanted to see some. One star. No bears. The pictures are incredible though. The sunset, wild. That was insanely beautiful. Um, Mary Ann one star. I have no idea what individuals who rated this national park as the best national park were thinking. Evidently, they've never been to another. National Park.

This was the biggest disappointment. We were here two full days and saw four deer, one raven, two chipmunks, a seagull, and no glaciers. They had a checklist. They had a fucking cataloged everything they saw. Absolutely.

They had an absolute fucking Noah's Ark checklist, and they're like, we're going to see every one of these bitches. The going to the sun road was closed, we were told, because of snow. Please do your research before choosing this destination. people are fascinating. These idiots couldn't even control the weather here. How dare they?

It snowed in the rocky mountains in fucking Montana in the middle of the winter. Real weird. I can't believe there's snow. This was from 10 months ago, which was when December. December. You went to Montana in December and expected clear skies. To the mountainous part, too. Not even like the eastern part or whatever the part of the state with less, none of that.

In the mountains. Okay. Sarah, one star. Why would you initiate a timed entry for the last weekend people can still bike on the road with no cars? Ugg. Didn't figure that out until we got all the way there. So people are being timed to enter to just drive up to avalanches? Question mark?

I guess. I guess. Really miss the freedom parks used to offer. Now it's just stress and having to plan months and months in advance to enjoy for a time slot. Should allow locals in regardless of a reservation. You're way more important. This is a national park. Your localness means nothing.

It means nothing. Local is of this country. Yeah. Local is, it's a national park. Yeah. We all pay for that shit. Our tax dollars pay for that no matter where we live. So that's how that works.

are a nightmare. We literally live here year round and can't get access to our local playground where we contribute to the local economy. You don't pay for that. No, that's the thing.

All right. A meal, one star. The Park Ranger was very bad. Oh. I love when they just, when adults describe a situation or a person as very bad,

it's just very, it's hilarious to me. That's what a seven-year-old says. Who would, The man. He was a very bad man. Oh, okay. Very bad man. They tried to looking to find if you did something, even though you were not intended. Then they gave you a citation. Pay some money for them and $30 for processing fee. That is really ridiculous. It really is. Apparently, they got fine. They got a ticket. Okay. None is the name of this person. One star. This is wonderful, by the way. This is very. Matter of fact, I'm going to save. That one for last. We'll do this one then that one.

Okay. Jotaro here, one star, 0.5 out of 10 billion. A bear scratched my arm after stealing my fish. I think it was just after the fish. You should give 10 billion stars didn't get mauled by a bear and was in a position to. Lost my fish. Saved my life. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. I think it was just after the fish. Luckily, I managed to slowly back away and get my mace. Hit it directly in the nose. It ran off. I got to tell you, man, I don't like bears stealing my fish. Oh, boy. That might be the best line you've ever heard.

I got to tell you, man. I got to tell you, man. They're stealing fish? Pretty bad day. I don't like bears stealing my fish. is the fucking hilarious. Increase your score rating to 10 billion so I can leave a more accurate review. Okay.

And then finally, none is the name. One star. If you want to fight with your wife and get a divorce, just try to go to Glacier Park. Oh, boy. They had a great time. One of the most unpleasant experiences our whole family or our family has ever tried to do. The reservation entry doesn't solve any problems. It just adds another frustration to a long list of them.

You're not going to be able to park, get out, walk around, and look at anything. Park itself is okay, but everything else going there is horrendous. Shit. If you want to fight with your wife and get a divorce, go to Glacier Park. That's awesome. All right, let's get the hell out of there and go to a different kind of park. What do you got? You got a water park?

It's the end of summer. So this is our, it's ending water park season. If you notice, we do kind of seasonal shit with this. And during the summer, we happen to do a few more water parks because that's where people go. Sure. So this is coming up on Labor Day, which is the end of water park season. Oh, yeah. And everywhere except for Florida and Arizona.

But here we go. We're going to the Sunsplash family water park. Here we go. Where's this at? This is in Cape Coral, Florida. Oh, they got a sun splash. Oh, yeah. 500 West Lake Kennedy Drive in Cape Coral, Florida.

This particular location has 4.1 stars out of almost 2,700 reviews. Wow. So 4.1 means there's some problems here. Let's find out how bad can it be. Looks like a bunch of slides. I don't know. Seasonal amusement park with 14 plus acres of water slides, a lazy river, and a kids water play area. You know, a water park.

A water park. Looks like Sunsplash Water Park, official site, 3299 looks like the price. for this. It better be decent for 33 bucks. That's almost a whole entire extra value meal for McDonald's. That's pretty pricey. Lindsay, five stars, I haven't lived here long, but we came here to celebrate my son's 12th birthday recently.

I read reviews and was a little nervous to come, but honestly, it was great. My son had a great time, and that's all that matters. We got the ticket that includes food and beverage. We got chicken nuggets and a chicken wrap. Both were good. Staff is very friendly, and we will definitely be back. Great. Exclamation point after every single one of her sentences there.

Really likes it. Lola, five stars. My kid had a wonderful time. My kid's, uh, sorry. What impressed me the most was how attentive and focused the lifeguards were. They were quick to take action when needed. I never saw one once not paying attention or distracted with their cell phone or other people. I was happy to see that. Several swimmers were helped and I'm grateful they were there.

The park was clean and staff was very friendly. We will definitely be coming back. Oh. Oh, boy. That sounds great. P.J. Two stars. Okay. A little less good. $32 a person for a water park that's smaller than the ones in the Midwest and has less to offer. Uh-oh. Yeah. It smells like... Is having none of this? What is this bullshit? There's a bigger one of fucking Council Bluffs we go to. It's better.

It's only fucking 19 bucks. This place is garbage. $32. It smells like sewage by the kids' little racer slides. That would be sewage probably, is what that is. The whole park look run down. Whole park look run down. Look.

And not very clean. Bathrooms haven't had an update in 20 years. Lazy River is always halfway repair. so every year you can see where the patch jobs aren't, quote, working. Hey, they repatched over there. The old patch job. The old patch up there. The food is always overcooked and overpriced.

Kids area is run down and has water toys slash activities that haven't worked in years. Cabanas are over $170. If you want to get like a chill spot with a shade and everything. For a day? to sit in, yeah, 170 bucks to sit in there. And the server walks up and tells you they are underage, so you'll have to retrieve your own drinks. You can't hand your drinks.

And when you do order from the app, it takes over 45 minutes to get your food. The prices need to be re-evaluated. Nothing's been changed or added in 20 years, but the prices have more than doubled in 10 years. Or if you're going to keep the prices, change the quality. Yeah. Andrew one star, Park is run by teenagers and it shows.

Right. Yeah, you could say every one of these places run by teenagers. Yeah, there's not a place where you take your children to enjoy themselves that isn't run by children. That's who you pay to do this shit because that's all that wants to do this work. That's all that will do the goddamn work. Yeah. You want someone who speaks English and is willing to work here for this shit money? Guess who's going to do it?

Someone who's fucking 16. Not an adult with like work experience that knows what the fuck they're doing. That's not going to happen. So anyway, food is garbage, dirty, no sanitation in the snack areas. Workers eat as they serve you and they spend most of their time on their phones. And $31 for a 12 inch frozen pizza. What a joke. What?

Sounds like they're cooking you up a tombstone, which are plenty of dollars. Delicious, but charging you $31 for it. $31. $31 is like, you go to like these fancy wood-fired places. They don't even have the balls to charge you $31 for fucking pizza in there. For one pizza. Wow.

We went to a place, what, like two weeks ago. That's a good place up here. It's not Emiliano's, which we've talked about, which is the best place up here. But it's pretty good. And they do a variety of different shit. It's okay. And we ordered, we were looking at the prices,

and they had this prosciutto and barata pizza. That's some prosciutto and barata on it. But like the way they described it, it was just a regular cheese pizza, but then on top they stuck some barata and a few pieces of prosciutto. And it was 2950. And we were like, who, 2950 for a fucking,

what are you talking about? What are you talking about? This market of, of luxury, pizza? What's the word I'm looking for? Designer? What is it? Like designer pizza, you mean? Yeah, just this market for elevated pizza.

Elevated, yeah. So stupid. It's very fucking stupid. It really is. We got to figure this out because this is outrageous anymore. Well, it's people are, oh, look at this. It's a 10-inch artisanal wood-fired. It was only $36. It's like, well, you're an idiot. I don't even know what that word mean.

It's, yeah. I go to Emiliano's get an amazing pizza for $12, period. That's it. It's a beautiful, wonderful pizza that you're going to love. And it's perfect that it's $12. What the fuck is it artisanal? You know what I mean? It's pizza.

Yeah. Who gives a shit? This started as immigrants making food for people so they could carry it with them and have it for lunch when they're in a fucking whole of a factory. somewhere. That's what it's for. It's not meant to be expensive. It's artisanal horseshit. Jesus Christ. Can't stand it. Cecilia to one star, I do not recommend this place because it's way overpriced. They charge you normal price for little kids. So adults and children are charged the same if they're over 48 inches. They're over four feet tall. Same thing. Even if they're really not supposed to be riding the bigger rides.

The park itself is very tiny, not a lot there. That's not very big for a water park. 14-sunk acres. That's pretty fucking small for a water park. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's not very much. Like, you know how, the acreage

of my... To put slides and shit? Yeah. You know, the acreage of my property. It would be weird to put a fucking water park back there. Yeah, and it's basically almost the same acreage, so it's, yeah. To put a slide where you like move from locational location. You can't do that.

Many slides and all sorts of shit. So the park is very tiny. If you're lucky to find a blue tube, you can use it for free, but you have to rent the orange tubes and they're $20 a tube. Jesus. It's for closers there. Talk about a rip-off. And it's the same pricing, no deal for a four-pack.

Okay. And then the food is one pizza, two small fries, six waters, two sodas. eight slices for $80. Eight slices. So one pizza, they mean another eight slices? That's a whole pizza. Or do they mean? Yeah.

I don't get it. Six, two, so. All right, whatever. The lockers are the only the cheap thing there. So if you're coming here, be prepared to spend a very, a very larger amount of money. Very larger is what you got to spend. That's going to be. Very larger.

Very larger. Rapids is way better and cheaper. Very bad operations here. Not very, very. Highway robbery. All right. Okay. Neil one son.

I guess they sort of had fun. Neil one star. It's expensive for what it is. Very dated, especially the changing area, which quite frankly was vile. Vile. Vile. I like that. Yeah, I think you come changed, right?

You come there in your suit. Who would, yeah. Have you shown up to a water park in just like street clothes and we're like, I'm going to go to the locker room now and pull my balls out? I show up in jeans and then get myself all good and comfortable. That's what I do at a water park. Just show up in your fucking shorts. I'm going to head out there and pull my sack out. Yeah.

Oh, that's important. That's part of the day, though, really. Jesus Christ. Had rude staff and the overall picture is great. We live in Cape Coral, but nothing will tempt us back to Sunsblash. there's also a response from the owner on that. Oh. Thank you for visiting and sharing your feedback.

This weekend we celebrated Mother's Day weekend with free admission for moms. Great. What the fuck does that mean? That is not a response to anything that person said whatsoever. That's awesome. I think that was the point. Wow. Okay.

Ravi, one star, took my wife and two boys. seven and five, $121 online. Online, okay. Kind of pricey, but it was for my son's fifth birthday taking him here. Once we arrived, we felt the water, ice, cold. Well, it's Florida, so. That's the point. I would love it to be, yeah.

I asked a lifeguard what he thought the temperature of the water was. He guessed close to 68 degrees. Okay. Not only was, that's cold, but that's, yeah. That's like a northeast pool in the summer. Is it really? Oh, absolutely, yeah, because you think about the pool is always the temperature of the low temperature, basically. And in New York, even in the summer, it's 60s in the...

Sub-70, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a very common thing back here for that. Not only was I complaining, I overheard other guests around me complaining about how cold the water was, too. You would think this park would have heaters. It's fucking Florida. No, you wouldn't. Why would they have heaters?

in the fucking water. Why? That's asinine. Jesus Christ. Think this park would have heaters to keep the guests comfortable during cloudy days with the prices of tickets.

That is so much water. To keep that heated would be... It would be paying $80. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, this person wants as an unrealistic expectation of the world.

Tomorrow. Yeah. You're going to a water park on a cloudy day. Water might be colder. Sorry. That's life. I want to go to a water park for free, and I want it to be the temperature I wanted to be.

The exact temperature I wanted to be. Let's heat fucking thousands of gallons of water. That'll be easy. Impossible. Super easy. What do you mean? I could only withstand the water a few times. Didn't even go on any slides.

The less popular spelling of didn't, by the way. D-I-D-E-N-T. Didn't. So this is who we're dealing with. A human being who spells didn't with a fucking E. God damn If I'm the owner I'd look at this and go

Oh that's a moron Disregard their fucking Here's an idiot Here's an idiot Kids were shivering the whole time If I knew the water Wasn't temperature By the way

Wasn't is also with a fucking E That's how they think this is spelled They think that's spelled like that I get typos I make typos It happens But they think it's spelled Didn't and wasn't

Was sent Was sent Wow The water wasn't temperature controlled. We would not have gone. They wouldn't have gone if they didn't know that all of the, they thought it was heated. They thought this fucking shithole Florida Water Park had heated fucking water.

Wow. It's unbelievable. Wow, people are nuts. Okay. Janie, one star. It is run down. The water in the lazy river was full of leaves and dirty. Oh, gross.

They don't keep up with cleaning it was gross. That's what I said. The floor, where they have the beach chair, are so dirty filled with black water. Oh, black water. Yeah, what? Black water's not good at any aspect here. This place needs better management. It's disgusting.

Now the food is very low quality with crazy prices. I wouldn't mind pricing if food was better. Had a $30 pizza that was worse than microwaved pizza. That's just, that's ridiculous charging people. $30 for a fucking 12-inch pizza. pizza. That's crazy. But I know that at any of these places, the shit, once you get

inside, prices, it's it's not. It's ballpark prices. Everything through the roof. It's airport prices. It's fucking insane. That $30 for any pizza is fucking stupid. Wild. We went to the Duchess County Fair. Me and Sarah went to the fair

and they had slices of pizza and they had a thing and a whole pie there was $36 and we were like, holy shit, that's hilarious. That's Stupid. But that's the fair. And it's like, you know, for like four days once a year. This fucking place is here every day charging 30 bucks for shitty pizza.

And that was for a large pie, the 16 inch pie, a real pizza, you know? So anyway, I really wanted to like this place since it's very close to my home, but was very disappointed. Please, so better. I think do is the. So better. Please so better. Oh, yeah. The DNS are next to each other.

Yeah. This place is nasty and run down. not sanitary. They need, wow, an inspecion here. This is great. This is the best thing ever. An inspecion.

I-N-S-P-E-C-C-I-O with an accent on it. And, inspecion. Oh, my. Where are we? They put a fucking accent mark over the fucking O. They wanted this to be in specione. This is what they were looking at. Oh, my God.

I'm gonna fucking die. Okay, that's hilarious. All right. Grant one star. First of all, let me... Listen. They're enraged. So they're like, hold on.

Okay. Let's organize our thoughts here. First of all... I got words to say. Give me a sec. My process. For my wife. and I to take our kids who are four and three years of age to the water park, it was $158.

Holy shit. Too much. Secondly, at the door, they don't let you bring in any food or beverages. So if you like to feed your kids actual food and not garbage out of the deep friar, you must exit the park, go to your vehicle, eat some snacks and go back in. Apples, grapes, water with electrolytes, cheese string, not allowed. That's crazy. You are raising your kids to be Fabergeet douchebags. please stop. You can feed them healthy and all that shit, but every once, how often do you go to the water

park? How often? Twice a year? Let them have a piece of pizza. Yeah, but yeah, two at the month. Let them get some chicken nuggets that day. It's not going to fucking kill them. Trust me, they'll be fine.

Let them be normal people for one minute. Let them be normal children. Jesus Christ. At water with electrolytes. Can you imagine when we were fucking, what was this, three and four? Four and three. Imagine when you were four. If you said, I'm thirsty and your mother said,

there's no water with electrolytes for little Jimmy? Or did they say, fucking, there's a puddle over there. Scoop your hand up towards your face. That's what our parents told us. Sorry, there's no hose. Look around. It's a water park. Go get a drink.

Figure it out. Go in the bathroom. Put your head under the sink. I don't fucking know. Put your head under the water and swallow. Yeah. And this isn't an old man. We drank from the hose thing.

It's just like water with electrolytes? What are you talking about? I need to add an electric lights. For a three-year-old. Yeah. What an idiot. These people are tools. Jesus.

Third, we were told management no longer lets anyone wear water shoes down the water slides. So your kid must burn their feet on the hot walkways going up to the water slides. Yes, it's also slippery. And yes, my four-year-old slipped and got a cut because of this ridiculous. policy. Oh, boy. They did provide a free bandage, which was about the only positive we've encountered here.

They didn't charge it. That's nice. That's nice. Yeah, they do have a first aid kit because they're trying not to get sued. That helps, yeah. Save your $160 and go do something else if you have young kids. Horrible experience. They got out to the car and they were like, oh, my God, get the kids, they're

electrolytes. Oh, God, kids, kids, have some grapes and electrolytes. My goodness. You're dying. Maria, one star. The small kids splash zone with the slacks. and banana bucket had some concerns. Oh?

I think management should look into. That's it? One, the rubber flooring that is used for the pool water is coming off and sticking to our skin, our feet. The skin and then feet in parentheses. The area is submerged in water feel sticky compared to the dried edges. I haven't experienced this before in other water parks, so I'm not sure what's going on with the flooring, but I highly doubt this should be happening. Only way to remove the rubber is by scrape. They have a fucking reflecting pool problem.

Somebody didn't put the water in too soon or whatever the fuck, and now the shit's coming off on their feet from under the water. Yeah. It's paint. And that's just what happens when you put something on a concrete service and then fill it with water. Before it's ready. If you don't do it properly, it's fucked. Yeah.

Second is the support metal column, support metal column are being held together by painter's tape. The metal plate is coming on. off the structure, nails along with it. I'm not sure why it isn't just screwed back in versus hanging or using blue painter tape. The park overall was not bad, but there seemed to be areas of neglect here and there. For a zone meant for infant and toddlers, I feel they should prioritize safety first. And there are pictures of this blue, whatever the fuck is on the flooring of the pool.

It's this blue like gritty shit and it's stuck to their fucking feet. It's horrifying. It's the shit for traction. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. So, Jeffrey, one star. There's a slide. It's a little red slide look like it's about six feet high. Yeah.

Six feet and it's got a pretty, not a huge drop. It's right here. And there's a large woman standing there looking the other direction and a kid coming down the slide. Okay. You see the slide in this picture? Adults were going down it in the kitty area. Okay. That's right.

Lifeguard said nothing. to them. Two kids were at the bottom still and an adult came flying down and almost took them out. Lifeguard says they won't listen to me. That's when we left. They won't listen to me. They told me to fuck off. I don't know what happened. I'm just going to stand up here. I asked them to stop. They said fuck you. So I figured fuck you is fine. Train your staff better. Train your staff better. Children could have been injured. The red slide in the children's area.

And honestly, they're not, if they came down the slide, it's not like they'd barrel down and knock these kids off. It's the slide is, it's maybe six feet high and maybe six feet long. That's the incline to the pool bottom. And adults should never be in that. They're barreling. Barreling. Oh, my God. And then it's the owners being sarcastic.

Oh, maybe not. We cannot see the picture. What attraction are you referring to? and obviously they can't see it. Okay. Stanislav, oh boy, one star. Slides are too old and too slow. Oh, we need a faster.

God damn, I feel like a pussy over here. Always waiting everywhere. The cheeseburger has been cooked for 50 minutes. Unbelievable. Yeah. What kind of, was that code for something? The cheeseburger, the cheeseburger has been cooked for 50 minutes and somebody nods and walks away. Unbelievable.

I get it. Unbelievable. Okay, that's how you know, you're the guy, you understood the code. Restrooms smell, restrooms smells urine. That's where it should be, so I'm not upset about that. Restrooms smells urine. In Russia, urine, restroom you. Yeah.

Great place to spend with the family if you've never saw a really great water park before. updated. Friday at 3 p.m. The white slide and kids rope were already closed. Why? Well, why do they have slides just for white people?

That seems weird. That's not fair. That's not fair. That feels terrible. Okay. Craig, one star. This would be a three-star review if I was not walked up to

by a lifeguard and told my six-year-old who can't fully swim yet can't wear a life jacket at some attractions. What total nonsense. I would have expected. the total opposite, like wanting them to wear life jackets, I guess. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Also, the life jacket situation at these places is precarious. If they're in one,

they don't want them in anywhere that's deep because that, if they're in one, that means they can't swim. Exactly. And also, they can, I think it gets stuck on things, too, if there's certain areas, too. Okay. Also, lifeguards are too busy talking to each other and not watching. Half the kid's slides are closed and parts of the park stinks like a swamp. At least it was cheap and it shows. Let's hope we don't get a disease. Okay. Next up, and this might be the last thing we do today,

this is a review from a former teen employee. Oh. So this is some inside dirt here. Okay. All right. This is from ever long, one star. Here goes. I had an awful experience working here.

I honestly wish I had just listened to the reviews of visitors, let alone the other people who have worked here who warned me. For starters, it smells awful. It smells like pee. I would expect that, yeah. I left with headaches so often because of the putrid smells of sewer and mold. The tubes for lifeguards desperately need to be replaced because they reek just as bad and are falling apart.

There are names carved into the few of the tubes. Then underpaid, there were days I would show up just to have to go home because of lightning, and I would get paid for maybe an hour. You can't make enough to save for anything doing that. This ruined my entire experience being a lifeguard because I've wanted to be one since I was little. Jumping in and saving people was the best part of the job, not even the pay. The supervisors were iffy, and they pretty clearly picked favorites, which is sad because they could not have been nice. They could have been nice.

Sorry. There was only one supervisor I didn't feel constantly belittled by. Oh, and speaking of belittled, I was humiliated in front of my boyfriend who I took to the park and shamed in front of him and told to leave the park. Okay. Why, you may ask? Because I called off after saying I couldn't work Saturdays, getting scheduled on a Saturday and being scheduled for another job. I then was told I didn't need to come in on Saturday for that other job and wasn't sure what else to do. So I decided I would spend my free time there as I was already there for insubral.

service. I can now see this was a problem, but I had previously not. Okay. That makes sense. Did you get any of that? No, I'm trying still. She's calling in and she was embarrassed in. She said she couldn't work Saturdays, okay? She said she couldn't work Saturdays and they scheduled her on a Saturday anyway, which when she was scheduled to work at another job. So she told them, I said, I can't work Saturdays. I work in another job. Then the other job said, we don't need you today on Saturday. So she was stuck with nothing to do, so she took her boyfriend to the water park. And they said, how fucking dare you? You said you had to work.

Yeah. Okay. They sought me out, not dropping names out of respect, and then yelled at and belittled me for it and told me to leave the park. It kicked her out. Get out of here. Without a ride, I sat there in a storm in the tennis court next to Sunsplash's parking lot, sobbing my eyes out. It's sad how they talk to literal children. I'm 16.

I'm not like in the workforce here. I have biology class Monday morning. I'm in high school. They bullied me so hard for nothing. I'm not perfect. This was my first job. I like this. I'm not perfect.

I mean, I'm just trying. I'm just my first job. I'm a baby. Yeah. Yes, I'm going to make mistakes. Yes, you can discipline me and tell me not to make those mistakes again. No, you cannot yell at me and berate me. yes, I have a life.

Yes, I live a life outside of work. My knees are completely scraped up and bruised from kneeling during in-service, as well as when I moved my crocs to protect them, I got the look of, really, from the supervisors. I'm not actually doing CPR here. I'm practicing. I wouldn't be complaining about my knees if I was actually saving someone's life. Amazing. Because she moved to Crocs under her knees so she wouldn't rip them up and her like, what are you a pussy? we also got yelled at for doing what we were told.

They don't treat their employees with respect. I quit on the spot because I was so done with it all. We also got kicked out, so I mean, it's right. Yeah. Little of both. A little column A year to leave. Yeah. I was planning to wait out the season, but honestly, I'm glad this happened because I don't

think I could handle all of that. That's too much stress for a 16-year-old. They hire 15-year-olds, too. It's sad. They can get away with cheap labor, so they do it. I will never return to this place. I don't recommend working there unless you want to be shamed and feel like a failure with everything that you do. Or if you want to be kicked out feeling humiliated that that just happened in front of your significant other.

And don't call your 16-year-old boyfriend a significant other, please. No. And then go sob in a tennis court parking lot while it's storming and you wait for your parent to pick you up. I don't know if anyone's spoken up about the horrible working conditions or not. But if they haven't, I'll happily be the first. I worked there for a month, a single month. You get stared at by people all the time in a sexual way and yelled at by visitors. Yeah, you're a 16-year-old girl in a bathing suit with a bunch of scumbag Floridians walking around.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. That's gross. And yelled up by visitors all the time for things out of your control and nothing was ever done about it. They never get kicked out. I understand if you believe me, there are their, if you believe me going there after a call off was inappropriate. I explained and apologized and was calm about the whole thing,

but don't berate me and humiliate me. You could have handled that so much better. Not going to miss being stared at by old guys either. If this is inappropriate, I apologize, but someone needs to speak up on the entirely unfavorable work conditions. This isn't how working as a teen should be. Actually, it's exactly what works. Besides the old men, besides the sexual,

shit. This is exactly. Every job as a teen should be a humiliating, filthy, greasy experience that makes you want to have a better life. It's the only way. She posts pictures of her red knees, by the way, which that's

interesting. And there is a response from the owner. Oh, what do they say? One sentence. Thank you for your feedback. You're fired. We're going to send a team over to murder you post-taste. Please don't come back. Your last checks in the mail.

No shit. And then we'll end on this one here. There's a few more. We'll get to those next week, though. Here we go. Last one, only because it starts out. One star, Brianna. If I could give this place no stars, I would.

She did it. I booked my daughter's birthday party here and unfortunately needed to cancel. Beware of the 20% fee that will be charged for canceling. Depp, that, that's fine. I wanted to do your I would. So there you go, everybody. There is your stupid opinions. survived the murder McDonald's, which is not easy to do.

We didn't get eaten by a grizzly, but our fish was stolen, which is tough. And we've heard the experience of a teen water park employee. It's been confessions of a teen water park employee. Oh, the male gaze. It's been wild. Yeah, that's gross. Don't stare at 16-year-old girls in bathing suits, please. Disgusting.

That's just gross. And guess what you're going to do? Make them hate men and think they're gross. because they are if you're doing that. Because you're gross. Nice job. So thank you so much for watching, for listening. For listening.

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