Your Stupid Opinions - Mama Mia McDonald's, Sesame Street Filth, Museum Of Penis

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Thank you so much for joining us on another week of complaints and grievances. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wisman. We have some fun stuff for you today. We're going to do some adventures. We're going to take some adventures and then we're going to have something that's very basic and some other stuff that is absolutely adventurous.

The locations and of course what's going on there. Before we start, definitely follow on social media. Listen to our other two shows, Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder, which are exactly what they sound like except with comedy. So check those out. Keep hanging out with us and let's dive right in here and let's take the kids out for a nice afternoon.

What do you say? Let's take the little kids out because we're going to Sesame Place, Philadelphia. Oh, what's that? Sesame Street. Yeah. Sesame Street theme park. Yeah, Disney World but Sesame Street here.

They call it a big Sesame Street themed amusement park with rides, interactive parades, water slides, and Elmo's World. Oh yeah, may as well. This is an attempt to have a Disney World, it seems like, with Sesame Street. It really creates Sesame Street for the whole family experience.

Disney has movies, that's what brings people in. Sesame Street has Sesame Street, Problem is- A whole family experience. That Sesame, Disney has movies, that's what brings people in. Sesame Street has Sesame Street, which is- Sesame Street has a TV show that you haven't seen in- On public television, yeah. It's not exactly being shoved up everybody's ass like Disney movies are and have been for the last 75 years. I've never seen a commercial for Sesame Street

on the Super Bowl. Never, never, never, never, never. So this place has 4.1 stars out of 11,601 reviews. So that's a shit load of reviews here. It is at 100 Sesame Road in Langhorn, Pennsylvania. They've already fucked up. They couldn't make it Sesame Place. Outside, the sign is a big Sesame Place is the name of it.

Why did they do that so they could have named the street either sesame Street or sesame place and they said no it's gonna be sesame Road it's very confusing uninvolved and unincorporated it really does it's already a fuck up here and so let's find out what people think of it. Here is a five star review. Find out because some people must love it. I mean there's 11,000 reviews. Wonderful, a wonderful place for a whole day family outing with lots of activities for everyone. Meaning everyone under nine probably I would imagine. It

seems like the Sesame Street Parade was wonderful. My eight-year-old daughter enjoyed all the rides. the water park is wonderful The walking area surrounding the water area was very rocky it hurts Yeah, that's some shoes. Yes. I was gonna say get some goddamn shoes on you should have them on anyway That's around the water park. It's around the water park area, but I'd still You know who breaks class or something around there still put shoes on yeah get some water shoes. Let's Yeah, I think that's the answer. I would request the park Authority look into this matter. Oh the authority

Big bird is that needs to look into this matter need the Sesame Rangers looking out where's Jim Henson god damn it? Rest all I like rest all I like everything about this theme park Okay, that's five stars all right, and they have pictures of their kids enjoying the waterslide the kid doesn't look like he's enjoying the waterslide Hilarious look at the look on her face. She's like yeah, right Mom it's water. Like, can you stop taking this picture so I can go play? Samantha Five Stars, amazing time at Sesame Place. God, I wanna say street so bad.

It's like hard to not say it. I hate that they did this. Really hard. Sesame Place on Sesame Road. You know, it's about Sesame Street. Yeah, that one. We went on Sunday evening and Monday all day. Wait time were much better on Monday, both for rides and food.

Well, yeah, that's not a weekend. I assume, yeah. I think it's because everybody's at work. Duh. Staff are friendly and happy. Not too big to walk around with a stroller. Our kids both enjoyed the evening and afternoon parades and danced with the characters. Matthew is awesome. We always found him smiling. Who the fuck is Matthew? An employee? Evidently he's out there. Is

that a character I don't know about on Sesame Street? Just a kid. I have no clue. We met this little shit Matthew boy. He was real happy the whole time. Watch out for Matthew. He's the one that's smiling. Highly recommended for a weekend two day trip. I'm going to have two days for this to cover it all. You know what I mean? Uh, Will four stars, very tiny park geared towards kids. It's it's Sesame Street. You get in free with a bush gardens pass. Okay. Must be connected. They have two small with a Busch Gardens pass. Okay, must be connected. They have two small coasters that were pretty good.

The employees were friendly and helpful. The families seemed to be having a good time. The bathrooms didn't have paper towels or hand dryers. And there were dirty diapers on the floor and they desperately need a good cleaning. There will be poop everybody. What are you supposed to do? I don't think they have enough garbage cans. You got a side step diapers and then drip dry your hands?

And then drip dry your hands. Yeah. Wow. Go out and hope it's uh hope they dry off. And so now the bad. All right. Yeah. Sarah one star. Here we go. We spent almost $500 as a family of four to have passes to this establishment Each time we've went multiple attractions are closed and we are told quote due to not enough staff My one child literally has asked to go home because so many attractions are closed. Oh Literally little Kaden has a is having a bad day. I'm sorry Jesus my one child literally has asked to go home Oh, that's a once we've went and every single slide and on the water parks kids jungle gym was closed

There's probably piss or shit in that's I would assume there is like like on monsters, Inc When they when somebody's been compromised, I feel like there's a, gotta be a super fast response poop team, right? The POOP response squad comes with like, full body suits and shit. Has to be, because there's gotta be shit everywhere all the time in this fucking joint. People with, kids with diapers on in the water, disgusting. That that's the thing I can't believe people still go to water it's disgusting so gross oh my god all right along with oh yeah last time we went the big five person raft ride was closed along with one raft slide we were given

the unlimited Q wristbands for last time based on our first negative experience but it didn't matter because the time we came to utilize those it was the same exact experience and my parents paid full admission price to come with us. I have now contacted customer service twice since our first negative experience to explain the situation we had the next time was the exact same and have been things have been ignored. It's unacceptable to charge the prices they do and to not have a fully operational park. I understand that things are closed for unseen circumstances such as maintenance issues etc. But to be told each time I'm at the park for staffing issues is not acceptable. Okay, I guess not.

That is all right. Next up here. Oh, she's got pictures of the of some bathroom. You can see the, well yeah this is like the condiment bar has some condiments on it. The toilet bowl has some piss on the rim which I mean

that must be a ladies room because in a men's room you go, oh that's all the piss that's on the rim, that's not bad. There's not 400 pubes stuck to it great doing great like it's sticky by the soda machine like that it looks like in the men's room usually it looks like the toilet is growing growing pubes like it's growing a beard yeah it's trying to be waxed it's trying grow a beard. I like this. Just two drink lids on the floor. She took a picture of that.

Like, okay. Oh, boy. And then a toilet bowl covered in toilet paper. She made her own little seat there. Somebody made a seat. She wanted to show you her technique is all on this one. She's just bragging about it. I'm really good at not getting other people's shit on me. Look.

Look, I fold really good at not getting other people shit on me look look I fold really long Shit Chirs Trisca Chris can one star if I could give zero stars I Would she did it? Yay, Chris It's honestly the only reason I'm using this review is because I love it that they got it right. I don't generally leave negative reviews,

however, save your money. I know my review won't affect this park. See, that's good to know that you're shouting into with the wind out the back door into the woods. Yeah. Yeah, shouting, pissing, all of it. But if I can save another family from the experience we had,

I will. If you want to wait in long lines, two plus hours for a ride, maybe have time for one or two rides, have mold on your burger and lettuce, have rotten apples and sea rides closed due to understaffing, then go ahead. Go get after it, yeah. Not to mention, this park intakes beyond

what they're allowed to have. She's going around with a clicker now counting people. She's a fire marshal now. That's good There is no room to sit to just be without an inch being an inch Close to someone else. The lazy river is literally brown That's dog people just shitting right in there because it's lazy Oh, that's lazy. That's all, people just shitting right in there because it's lazy. It's as lazy as it gets. Wow, there's a long line for the lazy river.

The food lines are extremely long. One and a half hours in line just to get ice cream. An hour and a half to pay for something. No thanks, I don't need ice cream that bad, never have. They're understaffed, they're expensive. Our cabana was $800 and nothing special, a tent with a fan. $800? $800 to give you like a little base of operations Little base camp if you're a parent reading this invest your money on a better vacation

You'll be so grateful you did the parade was the only good part this park needs to be Investigated by state health and safety professionals to see if they meet standards Overall awful experience. You should've known that it was gonna be that when you booked Sesame Place. Yeah, you knew that it was gonna happen here. You booked Sesame Place. Place, you should've known.

Why is this Sesame Place? Is this not affiliated? It's probably not licensed. Everything's a little bit off. It's not Big Bird, it's not big bird It's bag bird and you're like this is big board purple. Yeah, you're like what's happening? Shades a bit off. Why is he weird like someone get Al Mo over here? Hey, why is he purple Al Mo? Can you explain why you're purple?

Jesus Christ, man. So Morgan one star. I would give zero stars if I could. Almost. They almost got it. That's close. That's an acceptable variant. I'll take that one.

We'll take it. That's acceptable. Came to Sesame's Place years ago and had a great experience. Decided to take a short weekend trip to bring my niece and nephew this weekend and we purchased a vacation package costing over $700 for the weekend. God damn. Jesus. Starting off our experience was the $35 parking when the park didn't open until 4 p.m. that

day. Wow. Upon entering the park, half of the rides were closed and the rides that were open were not geared toward young children at all. Just a lot of things like a sex ride, like you know, dildo falls, things like that. It's really, really adult this joint. Snuffy had Big Bird bent over Oscar's trash can.

No, that's, they have a lot of that there. You gotta watch out for that. Staff was not attentive and was rude, stopped at guest services when leaving and was laughed at by the staff when explaining my concerns. We're Sesame Place. You understand. This place sucks. Don't you realize? Don't you know? They say they called and they're complaining about partial refunds and whatever. They said the lady on the phone at guest services

was just as rude as the employees in the park. Save your money and time. This is a joke of a quote amusement park. It's a joke. It wasn't amusing at all. It's a joke. I wasn't amused. JC, one star.

They sell too many tickets. Okay. Waterpark has no chairs on the rides or outside the rides? It's supposed to be in the water, man. Yeah, oh, I think they mean that you like you can't sit out maybe that keeps people from being pervy weird yeah watching kids in bathing suits half-naked splash water on each other it's pretty gross waterpark has no chairs lines are long and very little

unoccupied space if you're into garbage food, crying babies and frustrated parents, this place is for you." And then he said, I took a picture of my favorite attraction and I'll show you his favorite attraction right now. What is that? The exit. It's an exit sign. That's his favorite attraction. Leaving sesame place. Ah, he's got jokes. Boom, he's got jokes, bitches. Roasted them. Tell you what, you leave an annoyed email, or you leave an annoyed review and we'll handle the jokes. How about that, everybody?

Jesus Christ. This is a lot of people, every complaint has lack of staffing, lack of staffing. Majority of the park was closed. A lot of that shit is interesting here, that they have that. Seems to be a real problem here. It's a recurring problem.

Yeah, you go there and nothing is working. Vala one star. We went past weekend, we went past weekend, and we're, no, just past weekend. We went past weekend That means into Monday, I suppose Three days three days and we're deeply disappointed It was our first time this sounds like a review of a sexual experience It was our first time and we were deeply disappointed

We expected more of a connection and I just didn't work out disappointed Expected more of a connection and I just didn't work out Poorly run place the food is super expensive and disgusting the rides are half empty and have a long wait time That those two things don't seem to go together That's why that's a long wait. I think I would think the employees are unfriendly By the pool area smells like pee Yeah, yeah pool area smells like pee. Yeah, yeah, because it's all pee.

My next sentence, it's because it's just tons of pee. The next line is great. It were gross everywhere. It were gross. It were gross everywhere. Wow, it were gross. We are not returning at all. People who runs this place should be ashamed.

They should be. They should be. Parking $58, holy shit. They should certainly be ashamed. Wow. That's embarrassing. Come on. Give me a break. Never again with four exclamation points. I would say not. That sounds awful. They're treating the parking like it's more of a business than the actual place. $58. It shouldn't cost that much to get into Sesame Place. Never mind just to park your car. Maybe if it's street we'll talk about it. I can't get over it.

You know there's five year olds going as they walk through this thing going, isn't it Sesame Street mom? What are we doing? Is this, is this? It's definitely street. I think they're ripping you off mom. Shadow gives one star. Wow, this place sucks. Alright, that's a way to start it out.

Shots fired. The fact that they don't accept cash is so stupid as well. If you don't trust your employees then fire them and hire new ones. But they don't have enough of these so I think they're taking what they can get. We can't get rid of them. Then you're really going to have 5 hour long lines. This is truly not a family friendly place at all. I drove five hours to Busch Gardens and my six year old had so much more fun. There were no lack of characters walking around the park

and interacting with families, whereas I was waiting for the amber alert for Sesame's missing characters. They're missing. The mobile order feature was not available. for the amber alert for Sesame's missing characters. The mobile order feature was not available. It was just a bad trip altogether. I will never go back. That sounds terrible.

David one star. This place is terrible. Don't bring your family here. Just a fair warning. We went on the weekend and had a vacation package took us hours to get in and hours on lines because all people do is Cut the ride lines all day running back and forth getting beer and smoking marijuana Is that all it's all it's going on you people getting out of the lines Smoking the fucking smoke in the devil's lettuce and then getting back in the line. That's what happens all the time everybody

Beer everywhere we like a party. I was gonna say this sounds it's getting better. I Was I was improving I was an absolute no on it now I'm starting to reconsider We're not sure if I can go smoke weed and then get back in line. That's not bad. That would be awesome That would be great. Yeah, How much fun would that be? Just sit around smoking weed. Hold on. I'll be back. And then, it's all good joint with Elmo.

All right. Where's my part in the line now? Where's that fucking giant lady I was in front of? That's what we look for, the landmark of anybody that looks different or whatever that you can... Oh yeah, there's a tall guy. Good. I'm behind tall guy. Great. that you can oh yeah there's a tall guy good I'm behind tall guy great called

customer service to voice our opinions and the manager hung up on us at least he didn't give you like an Elmo voice like I don't understand and like hang up on you or some shit so that's better we got shit going on over here the food is terrible and overpriced, water park was packed and couldn't move, no place for small children, save your money and take the kids to a local fair. We will never go back.

The local fair is better than this. The local fair. Embarrassing. Save your kids. Oh my God, that's fucking funny. A lot of people also trying to call and no one will talk to them. Which is why they'll hang up on them. Cassandra, one star.

If I can give it a negative star, I would. Okay. You got it? I would. That's fine. Interesting. I have two toddlers so there's not even much they can do. We decided to come again and upgrade the tickets to season passes.

Another two hour pointless drive because again, the park is half closed. I spoke to a work- Or half open. Have a better attitude and if you'll have more fun here. Well, I don't know about that because this next line might make it so no one's having fun. The one water section open had feces in it. Oh no, she could see it.

In it. It's just a turd floating. Feces in it. There no, she could see it. In it, it's just a turd floating. Feces in it. There's a poop in there, guys. Hey guys, no it's definitely, I see corn, guys, it's poop. We need to fix this. I see a poop. I spoke to a worker walking by and he suggested I tell the lifeguard, instead of immediately

springing into action and calling someone or shutting the section off he didn't spring in the poop fucking fighting action quick enough I'm wearing I'm wearing pants go get the lifeguard got to get in the water he didn't go into a phone booth and change into some super poop man outfit that would help her man I'm the pooper man she goes on to go more complaining about calling the number and nobody talked to her and all that kind of shit. Okay, see one star. Surprise. Nobody wanted to talk about poop. Nobody wanted to talk about your poop. One star. Absolutely one of the worst experiences you can have. Take your kids on a canoe ride. Overpriced. Okay, that's a that's a much different experience do

you have a canoe number one it's like an insult take your kids on a canoe right they're gonna fucking canoe over here look at these people yeah go fuck yourself yeah take your kids on a canoe ride all right I don't know what's happening here but that's their suggestion overpriced and they keep charging your account even when you don't go. What? What? I don't think that's the whole other thing here.

I will never go back. Most stuff isn't even open. I feel bad for people that travel to go there and then all caps look at the lawsuits against them. Oh, I looked up the lawsuits against them. All the lawsuits against them are there's a lawsuit against them that Oh, I looked up the lawsuits against them. All the lawsuits against them are, there's a lawsuit against them that said Elmo was racist and wouldn't, and wouldn't talk to black kids that were there.

This one particular Elmo apparently was a, not a, not a great, well, when he was, the part that you should have known it is when you couldn't tell it was Elmo because his face was covered by his hood That right away should have let you know No, but honestly and then in the end it got dismissed because they were like, I don't know He might they said that he couldn't see these particular kids out of his peripheral vision because he's got a fucking Elmo hat on So that was the You'd have to you'd have to prove

that the proving that he's that it was a racist action is really hard to be hard to do proving intent like that is very hard and it was yeah i think they just said that they i think in the end it got dismissed because they were like there's plausible deniability in the peripheral vision of the elmo hell had so i guess uh... i don't know but that's fucking mask that's the only lawsuit i could find was this it was very highly publicized obviously racist Elmo, that's a very That's to the right to the top of the fucking algorithm I think right there so

That we've gone there. Okay. I Can't stand being around kids anymore after we've been now outside. That's too much screaming I don't understand being around kids anymore after we've been outside. That's too much screaming feces, racist, Elmo's. It's too much. I can't deal with it. Yeah. So let's go somewhere, I guess, sort of adultish to our personal location of the week, which is not a personal location, but you'll see what I mean.

It is the Icelandic Phallological Museum. It's a dick museum. It's a dick museum is what it is. What? Absolutely, the Icelandic Dick Museum. It exists. Isn't the fact that Google exists enough for this? Nope, you have to see them up close.

Jimmy, don't you want to see all the animal penises at once? That's the thing. It's being ensconced in penis really i think is the whole draw here is what you're going for online a bunch of urologists one dick at a time you know so urologists at this museum nobody else cares that's it it's in rikshavik iceland which i believe is the capital more than 200 penises and Penile parts representing almost all Icelandic sea land and sea mammals So it's Icelandic

Mammal dicks and local local keep our dick local here at the Icelandic Museum 4.3 stars out of 4,475 reviews on Google Wow shit. Shitloads of reviews. Lots of people have been here. I'll show you a couple of pictures right off the bat here. Here we go. That's, this is what it looks like. What is that? That's like a whale penis. That is so much penis. It's a lot of penis. It's about six feet high, about four feet in diameter. It's a big, it looks like an alien is studying is studying a whale penis is what it looks like. It's in one of those sci-fi movies. If you know, Stallone in that tube and was it Judge Dredd or the other one,

more dicks here. I don't know what these. You've seen one, you've seen them all. Really? That's they all look the same. I guess it's the sizes of, oh that is a big one. Now really? Wow. Have you seen one? Have you seen that, Jimmy? What heavy, what?

That is an African elephant dick. Shit. And it's a big brown hanging dick, boy. What they say, the stereotype is true about African elephants. They'll say that much. So anyway, let's find out what people think about the Dick Museum. I mean, I feel like they're going to really love it or really have no interest in it. You know, you can't you can't come in here and go too many dicks.

Well, there's people that say that. Really? Oh, yeah. Claudia, five stars, funny museum, but still, they have a sense of humor in here by the way. They know what this is. This isn't like, hey, this is a serious scientological thing. You fucking said that. Nobody says that. There's a lot of like jokey shit.

The cafe has penis shaped waffles. What? Yeah. The, uh, the cafe has, uh, penis shaped waffles. What? Yeah. So it's a full dick. Penis shaped waffle maker. That's all you can make a waffle in anything. If you have the, if you have the apparatus, it can really be anything.

You're forming it. It's a mold. It's absolutely absurd. Funny museum but still with lots of information about the genitals of mammals. What I've always wanted. It's interesting to see how familiar the human body or similar the human body is, similar to the human body, to human body. I knew there was words missing there. I'm like, I can't read this.

To human body. I knew there was words missing there. I'm like, I can't read this. To human body these animals are. Despite the fact that you're going to see lots of penises, it's really interesting. Despite that fact, I highly recommend to give yourself one hour or so to visit this museum. They have some fun and learn something too. Okay. An hour of dicks.

An hour of dicks. I mean, sure, there's some people that are really, like I said, you're either really into this or you have no interest in it. There's one or the other with dicks. And if you have no interest, don't go. No. Edward Five Stars, if you want a history of the penis, who's that? Have you ever heard anyone request that? It's not even that. You've been looking for a history of the penis? Well, I got a spot for you, buddy. The day the penis was invented is not here. It's not here. If you want a history of the penis, I don't think there is anywhere better in the world than here.

Free museum, definitely worth it. Now, I don't know if this was like a promotion that this person went to, it was free, because a lot of people complain about the price of the museum. So we'll find out here. All right, Dwight, five stars. This place was so much fun, interesting and informative. The food and drinks are excellent as well.

He loved it. He especially loves their stirrers. They're very nice. Two stars and the straw, yeah. Two stars. It's an interesting museum, but not our type of thing. Who's our? Okay.

Did you not know there'd be dicks there? It's the Dick Museum. They just saw a museum. They're like, let's go. Let's go. This is probably a cultural thing. Let's do that The preserved jars aren't are aren't always well labeled. So you don't really know what you're looking at half the time Oh, you know, you know a big dick

Some of the art was funny and the waffles seemed like a good idea But we were grossed out by the exhibit and weren't interested in eating anymore. You've seen so many dis-fucking embodied cocks, I think you'd just say, I don't wanna eat waffles anymore. Would still recommend folks check it out, but keep your expectations low, I guess. Keep them hanging low. Is there a ball museum also? It's just balls?

That would be good. My urologist got my he has my address obviously because he did my vasectomy that sounds his he has a close list every year I get a James he has the best sense of humor he said a card of all the next in the animal kingdom the humans is the smallest. Yeah. Well, it's like, yeah, absolutely. It's so funny. It's like on Seinfeld when he says, you want to hear a good story. If you're at a party and there's a proctologist, park yourself next to him.

You're going to hear the greatest stories. Urologists are going to be the same. You have to have a sense of humor with that. You have to. You have to. On the inside, it was like, humble yourself this Christmas or some shit. Yeah. Oh God Kristin two stars. Yeah, I don't really get the appeal. No, well, maybe you're not into dicks lady. That's That's possible. Yeah an hour of these is I get the appeal the

Outside of the museum makes you think you're in for a great time With lots of laughs Bunch of people who are just dicks in there, but they're very funny the waffles were delicious at the cafe Then you buy your ticket and go in and you look at dot dot dot animals Yeah, yeah, I did not need to know any information about animal genital Did you think it was human penises all throughout this fucking place? Is that what you thought? Oh, this is ridiculous I thought it was gonna be all do what what did you think was in there just guys? Embalmed with their dicks so you can look at them

I was definitely disappointed, but I guess it's something you have to say you did once. Do you? Yeah. Gareth One Star, massively overpriced ticket for a very small, underwhelming museum. It's a ripoff for a novelty 20 to 30 minute walk around. Not many facts or information. 16 pounds, I guess, 16 pounds per person.

That seems decent. That's 20 bucks right? Yeah, now the response from the owner. Now this is great, this owner definitely knows what they're doing here. Response from the owner, hi Gareth, oh you didn't like the size of it? Sorry, with a emoji with the laughing face. It's all we've got.

It's all the dick we have guy. One star, total waste of money the museum is super small not much thing not much thing to see and they charge you 1700 isk that's outrageous I don't know how much that is but it's a lot I think If you supper interested, I think they mean super but they said supper, if you supper interested in penises of different animals it might be good for you. You know if this is like a weird hobby you have of documenting penises. Also if you want to go see something that is exactly what they have there then go do it. Go do it yeah it might be good for you,

but for normal people I don't think a tour in the museum would be pleasant. You know, normal people. To be honest, if you ever come to New York, I highly recommend the Museum of Sex. It is much, much better and much more interesting than this one. Those are very different things. This is kind of a jokey thing where you can look

at an elephant dick and go, wow, look at the size of that thing, and laugh and go home. That's it, that's all it's for. But the museum in New York, is there vaginas to look at the size of that thing and laugh and go home. That's it That's all it's for but the museum in New York is Is there vaginas to look at is that thing disembodied vaginas and that's what this guy's that's what he wants Yeah, I need to see a flashlight Laszlo one star honestly disgusting He hates his dick this guy hates art punches himself. Punches himself in the balls all day.

If you wrote, if you wrote if it was a scientific installation I understood. I said that exactly how it's written. If you wrote if it was a scientific installation I understood but so sorry for my opinion but I don't want to have impression of whale natural male organ in formaldehyde Can't get it out of my head response from the owner. Yeah, honestly, what did you expect? Yeah, great great. Thank you. It's a biological collection as well as an artistic one Let's hope you're not just this disgusted with your own junk boom take that Icelandic penis fucking documenters are very funny. I'll give them that they got that going

One star not enough Wang Not enough dicks for this person more wasn't allowed to use any of the exhibits, okay? What will not be coming back here even though my wife wants to. Okay. I don't know if they're joking or if that's some weird European thing or what. Sarah one star. I walked in expecting it to be a funny lighthearted museum. It really sounds like it is probably when you first come in, there are pictures of the penis and they don't even spell out penis.

It's P underscore. underscore nis what don't want to spell it out the devil's coming through my fingers if I spell that out and then I don't need Google tracking me writing penis different object shaped like a penis again like that which was great then sadly after you enter the museum it gets morbid in all caps There are hundreds of jars with real animal penis in them. Just jars full of water and penis. She was baffled. For someone who doesn't want to write penis, she said penis like 12 times in this fucking

review. I can't say it because then I remember everything. It's such a triggering word. Wow Feels very witchcraft II, huh? Just water and penis. It looks like a fucking about it's rather disturbing I felt like I was in a horror movie Wow, I don't Excuse me. What is this? Hidden penis. What about this one over here? Oh, that's my penis. Oh, did we show you the penises over in this wing?

There's penises over here. Not for everybody, sorry you didn't like it, is the owner with one of those like holy shit fucking eyes wide emojis like this bitch is crazy essentially. David one star, not what I was expecting. I don't understand anyone saying that. How do you know? What is the title of it? Not what I was expecting. I don't understand anyone saying that What is the title of it the Phallological Museum and then the description is over 200 penises of animals that like what did you expect was there?

The animals proudly displaying their penises are just I don't know I know the African elephant flexing well I want to see him you know in his full fucking want to see him in his full mask here. This is crazy. Limp, elephant dick doesn't do anything for me. The black guy that I kept getting texts from during COVID wasn't even there. Wow. Not what I was expecting. It's pretty much all animal penises.

Yeah, that's what they say. And the museum is very small, done in around 15 to 20 minutes, so pretty expensive for a very small museum. I've heard it's an hour. You were running from the dicks all day. Running penis and penis, yeah. Kelly one star, not funny and a really poor presentation. Not funny.

She's uncomfortable, yeah. Yeah, smelled gross, everything was dirty, as in in smudged glass needed to be cleaned etc and super old she wants new penises Yeah, I need a penis turnover every once in a while Exhibits seen all these dicks already exhibits look like they were from the 1970s This should not be popular. It's probably not it's probably not legal to just go take penises off. I don't think you can, there's a limited amount of penises you can really just take from somebody. Right, there's probably an application process to actually have the penis. I would hope so, anyway.

Carol, one star, if this is the biggest collection, then I am sorry for them. Oh, shit. Yeah, I know places that have four or five hundred penises, this is crazy. I've then I am sorry for them. Oh, yeah, I know places that have four or 500 penises. This is crazy. I've also sucked way more than this. Yeah, less than I've sucked. This is crazy. Very little educational and not even funny.

Do not recommend. OK, so we've been to the Penis Museum now. It's a party. It's a fucking party at the Icelandic Penis Museum. So let us, let's go get some gas right now. We're gonna need to gas up the car because our next thing that we're going to is a super long journey after the gas.

So we gotta gas up for this one. Let's head to the Chevron Station in Oakland, California. Chevron Station, Oakland, 451 Hegenberger Road in Oakland, California, 24 hours, 1.4 stars on Google. Wow. What are they doing in there? You pull up, you get out to put gas in your car, somebody jumps in and steals it. Is that like with a Chevron shirt on and is like fuck you dude they show you an elephant dick ship

belongs to chevron corp now bitch I don't know Scott five stars great service and my drink was and then in quotes for some reason right on okay don't get that three stars they leave expired products on the shelves. Yeah, that's a gas station. They all do that That's not a job. That's the vendor. Yeah, they don't fucking care Samantha one star they hired some strung-out guy to sweep the parking lot and One of the two guys hit my car multiples of multiple times while on a zoom call hit my car multiple times while on a zoom call? Was she on the zoom call or was he on a zoom call? And what does a ghetto gas station sweeper have to,

what is so important that he needs to zoom? That's what I'm saying. What kind of meeting does he have? Exactly. Did he hit her car with his broom? Or a car? There's so many questions here. He was so upset on that. Maybe he had

trial. Court date. Oh yeah, yeah. He's like, hold on, I'm at work right now. He's sweeping. Hold on. Hey bitch, get your fucking car out of the way. Excuse me, your honor. I have to take care of this right now. This fucking... I'm guilty and he's just punching cars. He threatened me and blocked me in the spot trying to prevent me from leaving. A police officer had to intervene. Wow. She had to call the cops on the sweeper. He should be fired.

Yeah, sounds like it. If he wasn't, that's crazy. Wow. There's people in this part of town that won't cost you more in lawsuits. I'll leave my number with corporate for the surveillance footage. Jesus. Cheyenne one star. Don't even deserve one star. If I could rate them negative, I would. Good job. Worst service ever. Just 20 on this pump and you put your card in. I've never had service at a gas station because I do it myself.

Yeah, yeah, most states they don't even have fucking full service anymore. The only way to piss me off at a gas pump is not have diesel when I have a diesel and not have gas when I want gas. That's the only way. That would help. That would help. That's the only way to make me mad. Well, the other thing is you could have one of those fucking TV screens that plays

fucking Senior Center old folks home level volume of fucking thing at you. It's like What the fuck is happening just trying to get man, why are you yelling me about? Justin Timberlake's tour it happened to me like three fucking days ago and I actually didn't even finish filling the tank because I couldn't take it anymore. I was like, I gotta get out of here. There's a scream. JJ watt on the gas. Yeah, it was fucking wild, dude.

Okay, Sarah one star. Not once have I been able to purchase gas without panhandling or harassment. The food that's the I mean, unless you're going to have a bouncer in the parking lot, gas station. So hard. That's difficult. Stand out there all day and leave. You got to be a dedicated person just for that. The food at the quick stop inside is left out for days at a time. You don't buy food from a ghetto Chevron. That's probably. Yeah.

I'm sure the pizza is not left out for days at a time. Yeah, don't buy food from a ghetto Chevron. That's probably. Yeah, I'm sure the pizza's not left out for days at a time, but it's probably hours and hours old and it's not for you to eat, it's for people that are struggling. Well, unless you've been like traipsing through the desert for four days and have had nothing, or you're Jimmy, either one, you shouldn't eat this type of food from a gas station.

Get out of my food. They're saving it for Jimmy, that's why it's left out. He'll get there don't worry about it. Coffee has been left out so long it's room temperature. The environment itself is filthy. California law states that anyone who purchases gas should have access to air and water. This is not the case here. I work down the street and will do everything possible to steer clear of this place. There have been numerous reports of credit cards skimming and fraud at this location. Go across the street where it's 10 cents cheaper." Okay. Is that a law there that you have to have that? Yes, a lot of states have that. That's awesome.

A lot of states have that law. I don't know if Arizona has it, but a lot of the gas stations have those things and I've literally never seen them work. No no no. They're always broken. And they cost money. You have to go pay 50 cents or whatever to fucking do it. Oh I bet it's more than that. I don't know. Yeah but it's a dollar. QT's usually work but that's it. Nobody else's. Glen one star, if there was a zero for a rating I would give it that doesn't quite have the same ring It's a little clunky bro a little wordy work on that tear it down Everything being said in these reviews are true and happened to me The owners won't do anything about the problem because they're in cahoots with the panhandlers

What the fuck are you talking? Okay. They're charging a percent. I was going to say, they're getting a cut of all pans handled in their parking lot. They're getting a taste of them. Business owner is in cahoots with panhandlers. That's the craziest conspiracy theory I've ever heard in my entire fucking life literally You can go on Twitter and look for an hour and not find a conspiracy theory that fucking crazy and that's saying something Wild yeah, why it's why I was wondering why the panhandlers had chevron shirts on. Now I know. They charge

your credit card 10 times your bill, then split the money with the panhandlers. Oh my God. Thank fuck that he expanded on his conspiracy theory. So he doesn't think they're getting tribute or a taste. He thinks they're giving havesies to them. As if you're going to cut in a panhandler on your business. Isn't that called an employee? Wouldn't you then hire them and give them a duty at that point? Hey, bother our customers, and then when I steal from them, I'll give you half of my money.

What kind of business model is that? Don't worry, I'm gonna charge the shit out of them. Yeah, don't worry. I'm gonna overcharge them. Good. We're gonna make a killing off this. It is a real racket, and Chevron should be ashamed that they allow this to happen at their station. I can't get manager. Somebody would be if they were actually doing that.

No shit, and then it says can't get manager to even call us back. That's because you sound crazy on the voicemail. Yeah, because they're not having that fucking conversation with you. They're calling in other employees going, dude You got to hear this guy check this shit out And they're like cahoots with the panhandlers. What are you talking about? Well, they think that you guys are getting a taste for them. No, no, no keep no

No, it gets better Jesus David one star too many homeless people around this gas station. Hey, they're on the clock, buddy. You have some shows of fucking respect. Why don't you pay them? Show some respect for the working man, would ya? Um, every time I go in, I'm always treated with beggars asking for change. That's a treat.

Treated. No matter what the hours are. It's like people are still homeless in the day, they're homeless at night, they're homeless all the time. Weird. Unfortunately, this gas station is the closest one to my job, but there's right across the street, 10 cents cheaper, go there.

Is that where you gas up? You're like, I have to gas up the one closest to my job. Never heard of that before. What a weird record. You're not forced to do that. No, you can get gas. David, there's a lot of places to get gas. There's probably hundreds of gas stations in Oakland.

Hundreds probably. If you're driving, it's probably a distance from home to... There's probably several in between. You'll pass one probably, I bet. Wow, but I'm sure there's more around too. Yeah, do your research. If possible, stay away from this place, but if you're there's more around too. Yeah, do your research. If possible, stay away from this place, but if you're desperate enough and trying to get away from a serial killer, then by all means, get that gas and go.

So only if you are running from murder is the place to get gas here. It's a good place. You'll get a lot of witnesses. It's plenty of witnesses. They got a surveillance footage too. We found out more ECO one star I don't usually leave reviews, but in all honesty and all honesty. I'm tired of the drug addicts harassing you for money again That's what that's what this is on the clock to that conclusion for somebody that's that's You know, I mean a homeless guy it is not necessarily

No, yeah, there's plenty of homeless drug addicts, but oh for sure you're you know That's doesn't mean that I'm just person is drug addict disturbed and can't fucking function in society. There's a lot going on out there Yeah, you don't know what's going on in people's heads Okay, just fed up with just the drug addicts. We'll give them that all right. Yeah, just the dry everybody else is fine I work right by there, and it's the only gas station open at 4 a.m. You should get gas not at 4 a.m And they're in a bad neighborhood Why don't you get it when you before you go to work at a reputable station here and every single time I go there There is someone asking for money super high on drugs then that when they get upset when you don't have any cash

Exclamation point. Yeah, they need to start kicking them out on drugs then when they get upset when you don't have any cash! They need to start kicking them out! They obviously can't sleep and are up at that hour to get the next fix! Also they don't have a house to sleep in so that makes it more difficult to sleep. Today I had someone tell me to get the F out of here if I don't have any money to give them. Almost got in a fight with the man but decided to drive away. Probably why.

That was probably a good move. Almost got out of my car to fight a homeless man. What is wrong with you? Who told me to get the fuck out of here because I didn't give him money. I was going to just get the fuck out of there. Just go. This is the equivalent to Jimmy arguing with the guy in the subway. Like he tells him he's going to fuck your face.

You're not supposed to do that. No, you're not working. Sharif, one star, late night customer service is horrible. I told the employee both fresh coffees tasted like only water. He said something in a non-English language to the other employee and they both started laughing. So whatever language they speak, humor is a big part of it, which is good. You like that in a culture. Yeah.

Making fun of you. Making fun of you. Completely disrespectful instead of just making some more coffee. Horrible service. I do not recommend this gas station to anyone. Here's a good one. Hussein, one star, I was about to get robbed. That's it, that's the whole review.

I was about to get robbed. Shit was about to go down. Yeah. Van, one star, bad customer service. Sajan, S-A-J-J-A-N, a bad guy. Oh, okay. Sajan, bad guy. Apparently the guy who works in there is a bad guy.

Rebecca three stars, always beggars in front of the store day and night. Okay, and that's all she says. David one star, thieves smashed the rear window of our rental hatchback while we were pulling away. They didn't leave it there, they were in the car. Wow. Wow, after getting gas. We reacted too fast before they could get anything.

This is a danger. They tried to steal it while you were driving. They're trying to steal shit out of your car. This is a dangerous gas station near the airport and the Fox rental car agent said 90% of the rentals that stopped there have their car window smashed. 90? No way. 90%? That's way too high there would have to

be a guy with just a fucking tire iron standing there like like fucking waving people and come on come on okay smash there you go rental come here yeah he were he must work there that's probably part of this they have a windshield repair department here maybe that's what it is. Same goes for the in and out near there. Unfortunately the Fox counter agent didn't warn us not to refill gas there. Wow okay I think they see the car and maybe I don't know. One star from David, stay absolutely clear of this gas station. Like so many reviews I've read about regarding theft from rental cars, it is no joke and occurred to me this morning.

They reached in the passenger side while I was pumping my gas and stole my backpack with laptop, iPad, Bose headset and much more. You were three feet away. Wow. You are not giving off a formidable presence, sir. You're not. You're not giving off a, I will fuck you up if you mess with my stuff. No, you are not giving off a formidable presence, sir. You're not giving off a, I will fuck you up if you mess with my stuff. No, you're not.

That's, you need to get a little. You give off a lot of Mark energy, sir. Little stone face on that one. Yeah, you're a little too Marky here, obviously. Guy at the rental car return knew exactly what happened to me and from which gas station. Oakland sucks. It's the whole, it's their fault.

Yeah. One star, Lyndon, I traveled through Oakland approximately 15 times per year over the past four years. I most often use this gas station to fill up my rental car. In those four years, I've experienced one car theft and one attempted smash and grab. I was in the car during the smash and grab. Luckily the window didn't break when they hit it three times. Holy shit this place is... That's scary man. One star from Kelly. While the

owners here are lovely people, okay, I had that Oakland experience quote-unquote here. 6 30 a.m. September of 2022 got robbed of all my electronics and luggage in the space of 30 seconds. Wow. This place is wild. Thieves are. Was he in the car still?

Thieves driving a stolen car so that even though I got the plates it makes no difference. Doesn't matter. No. Chevron owner was a champ though. I worry about his safety. He has to install bulletproof glass because of how unsafe this area is well he's in cahoots with these people

so don't worry about it remember cops could make their month monthly bust quota just camped out there undercover Jesus Christ Claire one star all caps I would not go to this gas station double exclamation point do not shop here double exclamation point the officer shop here double exclamation point The officer said number one right there. We're starting out with a police interaction The officer said they have a chronic problem with robberies and disturbances for all the car renters going to return your vehicle Do not come here. I was almost robbed today by four black kids in hoods and masks. Golly. In hoods and masks.

So I guess you saw their hands. How do you? Okay. It was all dark clothing. Luckily I ran into my car and locked the door but they scoped me out and could have been possibly armed. This is not a safe place to come. It doesn't sound like it man.

Jesus Christ. There's a lot. So many that are just robberies robberies. All right We'll do two more and then we have an awesome place to go one star Do not stop at this gas station the homeless guy out front and the people behind the counter are working together Okay It's a conspiracy theory it's taking it's taking hold it's going I had I had my back window broken and my luggage stolen directly out of the trunk

Of my rental car while going into the store to pay for gas. I wasn't even in the store two minutes I asked the homeless guy if he took my luggage Yeah, and he said no. Well, yeah, is a sure Like the car was sitting out scouting for people to rob and I should call the police This man is out there day and night. He knows who is doing this I believe they pay him off and the employees know who is doing it too. They have cameras on the whole lot I will be filing a police report. This needs to stop especially while trying to get gas to return a rental car while trying to get gas to return a rental car. That is fascinating.

I mean, just pay. If you're in Oakland and you're not willing to go out of your way to get gas, you're gonna do it on the way to the airport? Are you fucking crazy? Right by the airport, because probably the airports are always great neighborhoods.

It's usually the nicest areas in town. Yeah, they put them right by the airport, just so people can see them right when they get into town and be impressed by you. It is nice when you fly into LAX, that little drive through Beverly Hills on your way out that is Nice nice and lovely Christ it's always there David last one one star had my bag stolen while I went into the store took less than 20 seconds Fairly certain the employees are in on it

Dude took less than 20 seconds. Fairly certain the employees are in on it. God damn it. Dude, there's a reason they never stocked the receipt paper at the pump. What? So then they can charge your card more again? I don't know what's going on here. Anyway, we're all gassed up and ready for a long trip. Let's just say that. Yeah, we got no money. And we're going to have we've been robbed we're broken glass in our hair but we're still we're going overseas back across the Atlantic again okay we're going to Rome everybody we're going to Italy okay what's there what do you think we're going to last time we went for like you know Parthenon and that was in Greece but we went for the Coliseum we were in the one this right here there is a McDonald's is in Italy.

Okay. What's? A Roman McDonald's. Yeah, how does it feel? Let's talk about this. They serve the McSpaghetti. Oh they do, they have McPizza rolls over there actually. I swear to God, we'll see them.

Exonia, yeah. That's right. 3.3 stars out of 5,800 reviews. Okay. Right. And there's a bunch of these. We're gonna, we'll read some and then lay the rest off into next week, because they're golden. Okay.

Fantastic. Michelle, five stars. Okay, so. Okay, that's two separate sentences. Okay, so, period, period. I am blown away with how superior the quality is compared to the United States. Well, yes. Yeah, this people that's all food everywhere Yeah, we eat shit over here in fast food. I mean our fast food

Yeah, they have different yeah, they have to have like there's different standards of all sorts of shit over there like Parma like Parmigiano Reggiano cheese they have Parmigiano Reggiano at fucking McDonald's. Awesome. Why, for what? I don't know, but that's great. I'll just eat it out of the package if they have that. That sounds awesome. Caramelized onions and real meat and good bread?

Question mark. And the restaurant is clean. The employees are friendly and attentive. It's definitely a different culture and far better than the average American McDonald's restaurant. It's still just McDonald's, not gourmet and mostly for kids, but I was impressed. And the burger actually, here's a picture of the burger, it actually looks pretty damn good. They have like poppy seeds and sesame seeds on that. I don't know what

the hell that's all about. Never saw poppy seeds at McDonald's. It looks kind of the same. The burger looks a little better. The burger, here's what it looks like. It looks like somebody made the patty. The patty is not a perfectly round. Right. Yeah, it's got more of a homemade look to it, which is something.

Three stars here from Kevin. Right across from the Metro slash rail station. It was crazy. I was crazy packed in there and they got our order wrong twice. Tried the new pizza bites, they were just okay. There is no need to go back to this location. We have enjoyed different McCafe throughout Rome.

Okay, here are the pizza things, by the way, which look fucking good. Looks like an Italian empanada. Right, look at the breading on it. It looks all golden brown. Looks homemade. It looks fucking delicious doesn't it? I want that.

I would eat that if they had it here. Lee one star. We are from the USA and traveling to Rome. I'm sure they can't wait to have you. They're jacked about it. Man, the good location and the burger was delicious. The only problem was there were a lot of pickpicketers There I think he means pickpocketers, but he said pick picketers The bathroom was downstairs even pick picketers stay hallway

Even pick picketers stay hallway and are sneaky this person is from the United States English is their first language This is crazy, and they think it's they really think it's pick pickets because they pickers now That's what they think it is. Yeah, they had a chance to fix it They've added a dash in between the words now before it was two separate words pick picketers now. It's pick-picketers So they wow they're evolving Bathroom fee is 50 cents yeah I guess that's in a touristy area but when I entered and use a bathroom it's all broken and dirty I can't use a bathroom at all even spent 50 cents ha

ha hilarious staff not cars I think they mean care but they said staff not cars. I think they mean care, but they said staff not cars about open about broken bathroom Dude you need to speak English better Wow Mark one star the chicken gave me food poisoning for 24 hours plus when I visited There you go, guy. Now you know what McDonald's is, rest of the world. Avoid like the plague. I got the train to Venice after and straight away upon arrival.

I was sick and it ruined my entire trip. You don't want to be on a long train ride with the shits. That's not good. Throw the train, yeah, puking and shitting. With McDonald's coming out of both ends. That's not good. That's not good. That's no good. Awful time.

I know it was this McDonald's that was responsible as it was the only thing I had to eat that day. Dirty restaurant, filthy toilets and slow service. Okay. Pega, Pega. One star. First of all, are you a club that you have two bouncers who are good for nothing and don't even let people who ordered sit and eat their food?

Apparently they have McBouncers there that will throw you out for very little provocation. McHired goons. The hall was closed at midnight according to this bouncer because they had to wash it. Okay, that seems reasonable. And there's garbage all over anyways, anytime here. What a joke. Worst McDonald's in Rome ever. It's very specific.

Everybody says that though, ever. Not to mention the constant ghetto drug addicts and prostitutes gathering outside. Okay. You know they're prostitutes gathering outside. Okay, you know they're prostitutes for sure. By a train station, so they probably are drug addicts and prostitutes gathered outside. That's where they hang out. Ashley one star, we ordered three cheeseburgers which were all raw and pink. Yikes.

Wow, I've never seen an undercooked McDonald's hamburger here. I've never seen any red. Because they're so thin. They touch either side of the fucking on the griddle. Those things are well done. It's not just that, but I've also heard that McDonald's orders the most tainted beef on the planet.

They just order it. They order the most beef. So yeah. But they just cook the shit out of it. So anything that's in there is dead anyway. It's dead. It's cooked to shit. It's perfectly healthy. But they just cook the shit out of it. So anything is dead anyway. It's dead cooked to shit Yeah, but they just cook it till there's nothing alive. We've cooked all the disease that was in there out. Here you go

Don't worry. There's no flavor in it. Fuck. No, no, no But here's ketchup. So you're good When we took them back up there the staff told us this was normal and all the burgers were pink. Right. Oh really? Really? Interesting. After some argument we then received one extra cheeseburger which was normal. Have another cheeseburger. Here.

Just have one that's not cooked halfway. Terrible food and service. Don't risk getting food poisoning. Alright. Um, Isabella One Star, I recommend to do something with the quote body guards in this McDonald's They've got them. They've got bouncers here. This is wild. Maybe that's something we should adopt from there There I always say that there should be bouncers fucking everywhere because the amount of videos online of fast food fights Dude the amount of videos online the amount of fast food and everywhere the amount of times I see people freaking out in a gas station, a grocery store, we need some 6'8", 400 pound

guy to come over, bear hug this motherfucker from the back and toss them out the door. All over the place. Get the fuck out. It shouldn't just be at bars. People now are crazier than drunk people when they're sober. Yeah, they're crazy sober. They don't need... It's beyond the limit here. And the amount of fast food workers that are just abused by people.

Oh, dude, I've been saying this for years. How do they not have bouncers here? We have, yeah, most people that work at fast food joints are not good fighters. That's why... Oh, well they're 17 or 75. So there's outside of your prime. Luminatics that just come in there and bounce cell phones off them. Fucking crazy shit. They're insane, man. I know that nearby station full of homeless forced to have an intensified checks of customers,

but come on. If someone don't feel well and just want to sit here for a minute, there will be a huge drama. But if one creep go inside, it is everything all right. I don't know what that means at all. I read it exactly like it said. Okay, I guess he's saying a creep is allowed, but somebody that's sick can't bounce or tosses them out.

Yeah, they don't want your poop in there either. If you fall asleep in a bar, they'll throw you out. Get out, you can't. The fuck out. If you doze off for a blink, get out. You can't handle this. You've obviously had too many. You're done. You're done, you're not having fun.

You can't feel safe here. It's a place with endless drama. Homeless are welcome, but tourists can expect a terrible treatment. I just don't recommend this place if you want to spend a nice evening. I probably wouldn't if you said I'm looking for a night out for a nice evening I probably wouldn't say the McDonald's by the train station wouldn't be my first recommendation anyway for a nice evening.

That has bouncers in it. Sarah, one star, this place is an absolute mess. The staff is rude, the person behind the main counter is in a super bad mood, the guard just fought with a customer for taking pictures in McDonald's. Wow. No picture policy? No picture, it's like a strip club in here.

And the place is dirty. I've been here for one hour and the tables are just piling up, no one is bothering to clean up. It's not even like the place is crowded. It's half empty. Yeah. Well, that's actually on you. There's pictures of trays with, you know, stuff on it on the table.

That's the customer's issue. You're supposed to fucking take care of that. I'm going to show you something, too, looking at this. Okay, here is her big mess Yeah, too neatly piled her this is cleaner than any just cleaned and open McDonald's in the United States It is absolutely cleaner like you can see the surfaces of the table are like clean There's not even dust on it. So I don't know what the hell these people are complaining about one star worst McD ever tried

McD is getting the McDonald cock there. The bun was warmed and it felt like a toast. Okay. They do put the bottom of the bun on the griddle and it's got a little bit but maybe too much. The fries were cold and raw. Really pathetic McD. This is great too. I like this. Diego one star. McDonald's, not McDonald's, McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's. Italy. They don't have a refill soda and the burgers ingredients is so poor. I recommend the Burger Meister in Germany. The Burger, okay. I recommend a restaurant in a different country. Yeah. Why not?

To the Burger Meister. Head over to the Burger Meister. Here's one star. This place must be the worst McDonald's in Rome. There is no hygiene in toilets and tables. No hygiene in the toilet, apparently. Some of the staff are not kind. They're not kind.

Yeah, Aladdin gives one star, poor guy. Poor bastard, man. The staff at the McCafe section were unfriendly. The cappuccino was extremely cold and not tasty at all. The restroom is beyond words. It was disgusting. I'm getting on my carpet and getting the fuck out of here. Oh god, we'll end off with Arturo and then we'll finish off McDonald's next week here.

Arturo, one star. The food, it's okay. Which sounds very intense. The food food it's okay, which sounds very at the food. It's okay But the front smells like drugs all the time. I don't know what that means Yeah smells like you got to be way more specific and the toilets are disgusting Okay, so yeah, we'll get into that next week. We'll start off with, there's all sorts of, there's brawls and shit going on in there. There's a lot of stuff happening. That's very, very fucking strange.

So we'll get into all that next week. Yeah. More Roman McDonald's. Justify the bouncer. Yeah. Apparently you need them. At an Italian McDonald's. So let's see here. We've gone to Sesame Knot Street. We went to the place. We went to the place. We have had, we went to a gas station where they're in cahoots with the panhandlers and thieves

for stealing your shit. And of course, we've gone to two foreign museums, one that has dicks and one that treats you like a dick. Fantastic. Perfect, what a fucking day. We've been around the world and we're back again. one that has dicks and one that treats you like a dick. Fantastic. Perfect. What a fucking day. We've been around the world and we're back again. And wow, we will be back next week with more.

We're going to start off with McDonald's and we'll have more after that. Definitely follow on social media, tell all your friends about the show and definitely certainly listen to Crime and Sports and Small Town Murder, our other two shows, because I think if you like this, you'll like that. So check those out, keep coming back every single week. We'll be here, can't get rid of us. And thank you so much everybody, we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.

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