Your Stupid Opinions - Morbidly Trifling Field Trip, Dirty Shower Blues, A Handle Of Disappointment

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hey, thank you so much for joining us today. My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are here once again to, of course, talk about people who we never want to meet, talking about places we never want to go. So it's a good time. I can't wait for it.

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Let's go. We're going to the Fun Factory. Yeah. Formerly the Wheels of Wonder. And wow, when we left off, we were in the midst of me and you, I'm talking, beating up several group of shirtless teenagers is what we were. One at a time. Just punching them. Yeah, we were deciding how to best attack a group of teenagers.

This is going to continue back. Got a lot of messages about that, P.S. And consensus view is really flat in the first one. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, you have to show the rest of them. You have to show the rest of them. None of you have ever been divorced. I have fucking power rage.

You have no idea. I got bills to pay, motherfucker. I got a mortgage. So, anyway, let's get back here. Ms. Lena, one star. She's got a lot of reviews. 390 reviews on Google here. She has a lot of opinions that she needs to share with everyone.

Here we go. All caps in the first sentence. Do not waste your money. Okay. Security does nothing to control the crowd of teenagers who think it's okay to bully and pick on smaller children. Baby, flatten one. I'm telling you.

Get two divorced men in their 40s in there. It's all over. I'm telling you. They'll go around, you little motherfuck. Rage. You can't have it. Take one and slap his head into another one. Yeah.

That was always a good strategy with the eight-year-olds, I thought, if you had to fight a group of eight-year-olds would be to grab one by the ankles and use them to beat the other ones with. They would run. They would run. Just tree-trunk them. The pure brutality of that first swipe, they'd be like, oh, my God, and they would run fast. Holy shit, this man's insane.

Oh, my God. This place is a breeding ground for violence. and drugs. Teens were smoking pot in the bathroom. All right. Well, maybe this place isn't so bad after all. It was socially acceptable. They would have done it at the table.

Yeah, it's where we were, at least I had the courtesy to go outside. Yeah. I mean, smoke weed, but that's fine. Debril. I don't recall ever smoking it indoors unless it was like at a friend's house that. Yeah. His parents didn't care. Not in a damn public place.

It didn't make sense because then it hung around. and it was proof that you did it. Why would you do that? Yeah, the idea was to not have anybody know. Yeah, you go outside and smoke goes away and he come in stone. That's the fun part. Debris all over the floors everywhere. Music was inappropriate for school age kids.

Oh, they're playing Wop. You know they are. Food is trash, all caps. Right. $20 for a tombstone pizza is ridiculous. Yeah, I would say that's bad stuff. That's why they don't charge that. Yeah.

That's why they charge $6.99. at the grocery store. Yeah, that's like a lot of shitty bars do that. They have frozen pizzas they give you. You're like, thanks a lot. The rink in Franklin is much nicer and safer. Buyer beware. Sure.

Okay. We will beware. Shea, one star. Every worker just standing around talking. I was at the concession stand waiting on the employee to acknowledge me until I finally said, excuse me. Can I order a drink while they were talking? There was blood on the floors in the bathroom.

Oh, that's good. Jesus, just, we don't even know where that came from. That was the last sense. Jesus. They were selling nachos, but no cheese. They were selling chips. You're selling chips. You're not selling tortilla chips.

You're not selling nachos. Nachos definitely denote something on top of chips. No popcorn, no pizza. They said it would be 45 minutes of a wait for a slice. What? For a slice. Why? Why is it?

taking that log. What's going on in this fucking place? Well, that's fine. It's 45 minutes. I'll give me some time to beat up a few teenagers. So that's fine. I'll be back. Yeah, you know what?

I'll go clean up the blood in the bathroom. Yeah. Put me in. Al-Azee, one star. Yeah. This place was morbidly trifling. That's maybe my favorite fucking, I've never heard that on this show before. Google.

See if that's anywhere else. Morbidly. I have to write that down. Nobody's ever said that. Morbidly trifling. That is. fucking amazing. I do love trifling as a descriptor.

That's fantastic. Tripling is great. That's an amazing fucking word, but morbidly trifling. And morbidly is capitalized for some reason, but not trifling. It's morbidly trifling. Weird way to write that. I went there for our eighth grade field trip and let me tell you the pizza tasted like cardboard frozen pizza.

It probably was. That's what that is. The staff was lazy and forgot our food and said, They don't do refunds, and you can obviously tell they don't do refunds because of how tiny and trashy the place is. I'm glad they kept the money. There were a family. I'm glad they kept the money? Okay.

They needed. They needed it. There was a family of spiders in the party room. What? How do you know there was a family? How do they were together? Could have been separate spiders. You don't know how the social lives of spiders.

I'm glad. I'm so glad when we left, they didn't even have AC in there, so everyone was very hot. and the slushies were watery. And when I asked for lemonade, which is my favorite drink, that was watery as well. Never again. Oh, boy. Lemonade. Watery lemonade.

That's it. How was the roller skating? Yeah. That's the part that's what's open for. Yeah. The rest of the stuff. If there's a family of spiders, you are a one-man wrecking crew of spiders. Yeah.

Just fucking clear it out, man. Just blast. Yeah. Jesus. At least there's no. blood in the party room. That's a plus. Latanya one star. I recently visited Fun Factory

Skating with my grandkids and was disappointed with the experience. We waited in line outside for an extended period before entering, suggesting a need for a more efficient system. Upon entering, I encountered another lengthy line while attempting to procure a skating aid for the children.

I guess one of those walkers. Unfortunately, the staff member in the giving out the skates in skating area, but it had a horrible attitude detracting from our experience. The presence of a sheriff on site. That's a good sign. We're in a family environment.

Yeah. They need an armed fucking security officer here. Seemed incongruous with the family-friendly environment. I would say, yeah. This person's using a lot of large vocabulary words for a skating rink patron. Well, it's her grandmother, though, too. She took her grandkids there. So she's like curing and congruous.

She's got a lot of good vocabulary here. This is a well thought out complaint. I was left with a negative impression and it would not recommend this establishment. The experience led me to question whether they cater to diverse clientele, which I don't know. It seems like the last like four reviewers were all black. So it seems like that I don't know, I don't know, but it seems like it's kind of everybody goes here. Fanny one star My daughter went on a trip with her school to this place today

I gave her $20 to spend And when she got home I asked her what she bought and she told me that only two slushies And one each one cost 350. So it was $7.63 for two with the tax included They only returned $8.75 because she said the cashier told her she didn't have enough change to give her back change. So you just get less. This is what I got for you. That's not how it works. I got $8.75 in the register.

You better find some more fucking money then because this is not how business transactions take place. Only a kid would say that's, oh, I guess, okay. An adult would be like, what are you out of your fucking mind? Go get a fucking manager and go get more money. That's it. Figure it out. Or close the fucking thing. One of the two.

Those are options. $8. $12.37 is my change, fucker. and get to work, figure it out. Make it work for me here. Sell a child or something. I don't care. I don't give a shit.

What you do here. Yeah. Fucking, yeah. My problem. But is there ever been a skating rink that was a quality, nice place? A lot of these people are, they really have their expectations set high. They do. I think any place that you go with your kids, you expect it to be Disneyland.

I think that's what a lot of these people do. They expect every place to be like, like Disneyland. It's all clean. and if you drop something, they come and sweep it up and it smells like vanilla and all that shit. It's not. It's a skating rink. Every place I've ever been that was geared towards children smelled like dirty diapers and sweat. It is.

That's exactly right. Every time. Anywhere with kids is disgusting. Remember fucking righteous gemstones are talking about opening the big timeshare thing. And they're like, it'll be family friendly and Judy's like, I'm not coming then. Kids are disgusting. And it's like, exactly. Who the fuck is going to that?

except people who want to just let their kids run wild. Yeah. It smells like dirty diapers and sweat and it's all run by children and they're all assholes. That's how it's always going to be. It's going to be terrible food. It's frozen. It's going to be chips from a bag and then fucking cheese from a pump or frozen pizza. If you're a germaphobe, God help you.

There's no chef back there with a fucking hat on looking at recipes. It's not that. My head on a swivel going, we're all getting the flu. We're all getting the flow. Oh, absolutely. That's what we're doing. It seems so unethical to me that they would take advantage of children like this. I hope they take action on this matter and train their employees better.

I had to put one star because if not, they wouldn't let me post a review, but it's actually zero. If I could give it zero stars, I would. That's the line. You use so many more words than you needed to get to that. I put one star. We know why. We get it because you can't, yes, we know. And one star, wild Weston here with pretty much zero rules.

Right. They charge for skate mates, I think those are the walkers. Right. But they are not monitored, so most of the kids have no bands and will snag up any if you even leave them at your table to use the bathroom. All right. People are stealing your skate aids. People skating, holding infants. That doesn't seem safe.

That's amazing. Oh, boy. First thing you're throwing. Dude, and then they leave and get in the back of a pickup truck holding the infant still and drive off, I feel like. That's how it works. This is ridiculous. What the fuck are you talking about? Skating holding infants.

Wow. Jesus. Adult speedwalking the rink like it's the mall and shoes. They're not even on skates. Most of the rental skate are trash, which we've heard before here. Candy wrappers and other trash on the rink, which is not safe. No. No.

Older kids fly. lying around with no disregard. You mean no regard. You just, that's a no disregard would mean plenty of regard. All this regard. They care. Yeah. For others.

And there are no rink guards slash monitors skating around to keep any sort of order. You want a referee now. Now you want to. You want a skate guard? Skate monitor. That's not happening. It's a bedlam out there. It's all your own thing.

Yeah, that's a whole, just keep your elbows up. No, the middle. It's just Rikers Island in there. It says, you know, good. luck. Hopefully no one will stab you. Hopefully you'll get out alive and without any major diseases or wounds. Good luck. Oh, God, the anxiety you feel as soon as you step out onto that ring, because everybody's moving. You got to go. If you don't go, you're getting a hit. It's like getting hit. It's like getting on the freeway. You got to choose your spot and

fucking gun it because you slow you slow down and get rear end. There's no Honda Civic around you here. You got to fucking go. You got to go. You can't wait for the Prius so you can get in ahead of them. Okay. If they are here, they don't do anything. Skated your own risk is out to the test for sure. And do you want to do the all-you-can-eat-e-eat-eat-e-all-you-can-eat-eat-a-all-you-can-eat-a-old-a-old-a-old-a-cuit-a-old-a-old-a-old-a-old-a-a-old-a-a-a-a-old-a-a-a-a-a-a. It's trash.

They do all-you-can-eat pizza? Apparently they do, but then you get a slice. Yeah. So I wonder if they still have the all you can eat pizza or if they gave it up because they can't even manage to get pizza out. That's what the shitty pizza place has turned into. Peter Pryper Pizza did that. Oh, I remember. They'd have the buffet.

Lunchtime is just a buffet, yeah. I remember the buffet. It was fucking amazing when you were a kid, though. That was great. It was like 19 even. That was like, oh, man, let's get that buffet up, boy. You just eat 40 slices of shitty pizza. I first got married.

That's what I would do. for lunch every day. It was, it's a great thing to do. Yeah, I used to do it too. I did it myself, working shit jobs. And it was only like $6 or something,

too, for all you can eat. $5.99. Yeah. So it was perfect. You see, I've done it a few times. Amazing. Been there a few times. Denise, one star.

I had a field trip to the fun factory to find the condition of the skates horrible. When I first, that's a weird way to phrase that. Yeah. I had a field trip to find, like they were on a fact-finding mission about skate. Go find the horrible skates.

On our way. On our way. I'm doing it. When I first came in, I saw the prizes weren't even fair. The prizes weren't even fair. It just seemed like typical arcade game prizes and nothing new. Is it for arcade maybe? Like, do they have tickets for ski ball or something?

Including an inflatable hammer that says bang and some other small souvenirs. Yeah, what do you want? Faberjeet eggs? It's a fucking skating rink. What are you looking for, exactly? A Maytag dryer. The fucking shroud of Turin back there. Like, what do you want?

What's the... I need a plasma screen, God damn it. It's what I'd like. An 85 if you got it back there. That sounds good. An 85 incher. Some of the skates' wheels were worn off and barely moved that they weren't working properly. Worn off?

Worn off. I don't know how you wore a wheel off. How many fucking miles you got to put on a roller skate? To wear the wheel down to a nub. For the wheel starts to like notice. It's justably be smaller. It's got to be a lot. Oh, God.

It's nice skateboard. I know that, you know, it takes a long time to break wheels down. To whittle it down. Wheels are really, they're pretty tough. You know, this is... And this is inside, too. This isn't like your outdoors and a parking lot somewhere. Yeah, that's on a wood surface.

This is crazy. The skates are in terrible condition and there should be better arcade game options. Well, arcade games aren't really what they're here for. I came to find that some of the arcade games... that I wanted to play were either out of order or that my card needed more points in order to play. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah, that's how it is. Keep in mind, I only scanned my card one time for an arcade game, and then it says not enough points.

I then tried multiple attempts to play the game, but still nothing. Well, if it said not enough, unless it says player one start, you're fucking, it ain't happening. I did hate that as a kid, as a broke kid, too. As soon as they went from a coin operated to multiple credits to get the game going. Yeah. You know what I mean? You put two in and you're like, all right. And then it's like insert more coins.

What the fuck are you talking about? I just gave you two. I just, that's all I have. Yeah, I found, I wasn't a big arcade kid because I found it to be a bad value. Yeah, it's just theft. Like if I had $5, like that will go fast in a fucking arcade. Oh, today? James, don't even go.

No, it's one game. That's what it costs to put money on the car. That's what I mean. I'm talking in, you know, 1991. It was like, well, this is a bad fucking use of my money here. This is going to go real fast because the game's 50 cents, a lot of them then. And it's like, well, that's not very fucking much. So it's about 15 minutes of playing.

So, yeah, I never was a big arcade guy. It was crazy. As soon as they went to multiple quarters, because, I mean, a quarter bought a token. multiple tokens per gameplay was it was soul crushing it hurt so much as a kid that had nothing see the ones that were four tokens and you were like yeah what the what for a dollar what are you kidding me NBA jam was a token per quarter of the game it was crazy what to play a game is a dollar and it's over in a minute couldn't do it I couldn't do I'd watch other people play games I couldn't yeah I'd like spend my money on food and watch other people play games I just didn't

I didn't have enough money to do that. This wasn't happening. Five bucks. It doesn't go very far, you know. Yeah, I did hate watching the kid that had a whole bunch of money just sitting there playing all day. Like, how do you do it? Little dick. Yeah.

Your parents just gave you like $20 to spend. What the fuck is that about? How are you doing this? And then you have, then you got a thing of French fries next to you like you're some kind of fucking sultan over here. What do you do? What's next? Women feeding you grapes? What the fuck?

Who do you think you are? You have an extra large soda at your. feet where it can be kicked over. What are you doing? And you know what? You just go get another one. You just buy a new one. Damn it, little bastards.

Okay. This lady here, a day after leaving the place, I had found that I had started forming a wart on my left foot caused by the skates being very uncomfortable for my heels and possibly a lack of cleaning of the skates. Yeah, the wart has nothing to do with uncomfortability of the skates. That has to do with the fact that there was a. a wart virus in there or whatever the fuck it is if you caught it. You got HPV in your shoe.

Yeah, I was going to say, thank God these aren't crotch skates. That'd be so much worse. What do you got in your shoe there? A pebble? No, I think it's HPV. I think I got a fucking skating rink. I think I got that. It's papilloma.

I got the pap in there. You know what I'm saying? I got the old pap down in my shoe. I had worn many skates in my life. I've worn many hats. I've worn many skates. my friend. Many of skates.

Many of skates. But nothing like these. The pizza tasted off as well, and I had to take multiple breaks so that my feet weren't tired, which was caused by the lack of quality in the skates and how uncomfortable they were. Well, they are also giving you a wart, which is not going to help you. Wait until tomorrow morning. Wow. The only good thing, in my opinion, were the colorful lights in the rink when the lights went off.

If you want to bring your kids to a mediocre skating rink, this is the place to do so. There you go. Come have a seizure. That's the way to look at it. Tomorrow by Compound W. I had seizures and warts. It's so much fun. Blessed,

gives one star. Horrible, all caps, three explanation points. Employee and their children are on the skate floor almost tripping people. Well, that's your skate monitor there.

Enjoy it. There you go. Two employees pushed someone because they were going slow. we're not having fun. We want to go faster. Yeah, I don't know what? The children of the employees are going so fast on the floor and trying to get close to people as they pass.

They have knocked many people down. They're kids. I don't know if you know how physics work, but on skates, you just lean on them. They'll fall right the fuck over. That's great. Moving object hits an immobile force. Yeah, yeah. It's going to push.

Stiff arm, one of these little bitches, that's all. Is that the, I don't even know if that's a scientific method thing that they were talking about. I'm not sure either. But it's going to, an immovable child on wheels, you're going to move. You're not immovable. I promise you. Oh, yeah, you're on wheels. You could shove them.

There's plenty of things you do to a, if I go faster than you, you go about half as fast as me when I hit you. That's how it works. We pulled our younger children from the floor because of fear they would get hurt. There's no one on the floor monitoring behavior or safety. Those are all employees, you said, who were out there. What are they doing? We normally come here with our youth group, but no more. Employees are disrespectful and there's no regulation on the floor.

Added after talking to our teen, the employee's kids cursed at our teens and said inappropriate things. What is that? Unfortunately, or they're not going to tell us that. We could guess. Yeah, it's their youth group, James. They don't repeat that stuff. Yeah, they know. It couldn't even, it might not even have been curses.

No. Yeah, they might have said, get out of the way, butthole. And they were like, yeah. Doggone it. Yeah, dog on it. Now, Tony, one star. Terrible experience. This place used to be great, but it's now full of disrespectful workers.

There were many idiotic children. That's redundant as fuck. You could say that anywhere you go. Every time I go to the grocery store, there's many idiotic children. You should go to a school. It's wild. I dare you. with him, who purposely tried to trip and push other skaters.

I later found out that the employees do nothing about the moronic skaters because they are their own children. So apparently, they just bring their kids to work and let them skate the whole day. I guess that's the benefit of working here is that no child care because they're coming to work with. They're coming to work, skate and harassing the other children. That's fun. So it's like a little, at some point it would become like a little gang.

Like this is our territory. Kelly one star. They have roaches. All caps, six exclamation points. Much out for the spiders. Oof, yeah. And when I, well, the roaches are there to eat the spiders. Don't you know anything about nature?

Come on. Yeah. Yeah. And when I told the lady about it, she acted like she had never seen a roach before, but she continued to tell me that she had already scheduled for someone to come spray. Yeah. We unleashed spiders. Yeah.

The spiders should be wrapping this up any time now. I don't know what your problem is. We will be collecting the team of roach-killing spiders on Saturday. We're going to bring in cats. Yeah, we're going to bring cats and then dogs. Eventually, they'll just be an elephant and a mouse running around in here, and that's going to be how we're going to get to it. I don't know why it's just one of the fly.

Jesus. I killed three roaches in less than 10 minutes of being there. Gross. I also took pictures of them. Anyways. Before or after. Yeah. Dead ones or live ones.

She was rude and told me if I did not want to pay the full amount for the party, we could all leave. And this was my son's birthday. This place will not be open long. It's a nasty, nasty place. And the staff is very rude. It's a nasty nasty. That sounds like one of the youth group describing their genitals. It's a nasty, nasty place.

Don't touch my nasty nasty nasty place. Double nasty. Double nasty. And I think they changed the name because of how nasty the place is. Okay. They had to switch it up. Rebranded. Fun Factory.

Their nastiness. Yeah, from Wheels of Wonder. Joseph One Star, good place to see a ghetto fight breakout. Okay. Broken arcade games and bad management. Needs a major renovation, adult workers, and more security, including at the door. Right. That would all mean it would cost you $68 to skate around for 20 minutes.

That's what that would cost you. Yeah. I need this business to build in a whole bunch of fees. that I'm going to pay for. That I will happily pay. Yeah, people who are old enough to have to support a family. Right. Yeah, that's what it all is.

Seems to cater to teenagers who have no adults around and not family friendly. That's what it is. It's like a bowling lane is just that during the day. And at night is when they do the bowling league for the old people. That's when the old people come in. And then when the old people leave, then they do another fucking thing for the kids with the, turn the lights off. Turn the lights off. And at the midnight.

Try to finger fuck somebody behind the counter. Then that sound of the pins becomes romantic. Hear those pins crashing, baby? The louder they crash, the less they hear of you screaming back here. Oh, man. That's it. Amy, one star, shitload of reviews from Amy, too. This place has really just went downhill.

Well, it would be fun then. You're on roller skates. You should enjoy it. That's the whole point. We went Tuesday for $2 Tuesday. It's three bucks. $2 Tuesday cost three bucks. Oh.

That's interesting. It's two buck chuck. That changed a while ago, but you have to have that waiver signed, and you definitely will hold up the line. They'll step you aside, but you're in everyone's way. Trashy place, trashy food. Some nice people I've met here. Haven't seen them in a while, but maybe same reason. She's using this is a grown woman using a roller skating rink as a social circle.

What's happening right now? Some nice people. Haven't seen them in a while. You see them, tell them I said hello. They were taken by the spiders. That was what happened there. Why did she mention that? That's what I mean.

Haven't seen them in a while. It's like she had an epiphany halfway through this. That's some nice people here. You know, I haven't seen them in a while. I should write that. Maybe same reason. Maybe they're smart enough to stop going, you fucking idiot. Hey, everybody.

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Fucking? Fucking. FKN. Well, it's actually FKN radio is the thing. Oh, okay. Do not go. My friend was threatened to. to get shot and manager kicked my friend out instead of the perp.

The perp now. Excuse me, detective. He's called someone a perp. That's pretty funny. Like your cojack or something. What the fuck is that? We were promised that he would be kicked out. He was not.

He stayed until the end of skating. The guy who made the threat. These are all separate sentences, by the way. Like in case you're a... Who does he tell you? talking about. Who is he? Pronouns, please, sir. I don't know who you're talking about. Do you mean the perp? You mean the perp?

Club members who do not care where they skate and will hit you with zero remorse or get on you for being in the way. They will dance skate in the middle of a crowded floor. Okay? Swinging side to side, not only putting themselves at risk of getting hit by another skater, they risk other skaters safety when they fly in a horizontal direction six feet and get in the way of someone going faster than they are. Yeah, they're doing like ice skating maneuvers where like the person on the end is to swing around and get the other one. That was, when I was a teenager and I saw people doing that, I was blown away. I thought it was the coolest thing. As an adult, I've seen it and I'm like, fuck is wrong with you.

Get a life. What are you doing? Get a job. What are you practicing right now? What the fuck is wrong with you? The ice capades? You got a hiatus from the icecapades? What else is that fucking useful? So fucking stupid, man. They were, I took my kids.

There were two grown men, James. Probably 28, 29 years old going around a circle. And as they came around where everybody was at, they would do a little maneuver and click-clack each other's skate stick. Get the fuck out of here. Get out of here. How did nobody Knocked them down? Like honestly

I'm a full-grown adult And I want to bully those guys real bad As they came around the entrance I just wanted to stick an arm I just closed the guy closes to me just level And when the guy goes to clack skates So then there's no one there They have a routine for Christ's saying

Yes they did They had worked out choreographed and practiced moves. That is pathetic. That's 30-year-old man. That is unreal. Oh, my God. It was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen, but my kids saw me skating backwards,

and they were more impressed with that than these two fuckers bullshit. Oh, my God. I was so fun. Lacin skates. clacking up together. Guy figured they're like clacking skates, then like clapping their like doing like double high five patty cake maneuver together. One skating back and one skate and one skate.

Like so they're facing each other. It hurts so much when they did all of this. That's amazing. Everything you can imagine they did, they fucking did it. That is awesome. We're spending so much time in the skating. But it's too much. It's too good, though, right?

Do we move on or stay here? This is so fun. Let's click-clack a couple more. Let's do a couple more. Zerea, Zerea, one star. I went there January 10th and the staff are rude and the pizza made me and my friend have diarrhea and throw up. And throw-up. And throw-up.

Now, that's a duet right there. That's a bad. Yeah, click-clack those together. Click-clack your assholes together. having diarrhea. That is what I want to see. Holy shit, that's a long one. Wow.

There is a long one here. I don't know if we should get into, but it's all fighting and this is, wow, stomped and slapped. Okay. Oh, my God. I see the words stomped and slapped. So I kind of have to.

John, one star. My kids were bullied there by a group of kids from the junkie apartments nearby. From the trash kids nearby. Could you be more specific? We'll get that one next week. Yeah. Can you tell us the name, please?

Don't take your kids there. They have kids watching kids there with no adults on hand. If you bring your kids, stay there with them. If something happens, let your kids figure out shit also. It helps. They need to figure out how to work these situations out. Hierarchies, babe. Yeah.

If something happens, they don't have the staff there to resolve it like an adult would. I used to bring my kids there for the last 25 years when it was Wheels of Wonder. How many kids do you have? have. 25 years worth of kids you brought here? If it's just the two, you've been bringing that? Stop bringing them to 12 years old. Jesus Christ.

When it was Wheels of Wonder, the children, they watched the children because it mattered to them. It was a family-run business, I think. It was obvious to me that they're not trained to identify any issues that happened in the rink. When children repeatedly get pushed down and kicked with skates, someone should see it and resolve the issues, not the issues not kick the kid out. that's on her back trying not to get stomped and slapped by the one standing over her.

Is that what they're doing? Sounds like a pummeling. When other parents come to me and say they saw it happen and they feel bad, the floor guards are too busy skating backwards and showing off to pay attention to care because they're clackin and shit because they're trying to impress other 13-year-olds. I heard two stories of the story. If there is a big 14-year-old kid with a mustache being bullied by my skinny, little nine-year-old girl, there is a big problem.

If any of either of the stories actually happened over an hour-long time period, they should have noticed. Something, six question marks, spent $30 there in less than an hour, and the kids that were bullying little girls flipped the whole story so they didn't get kicked out. No one believes that kid that a kid with a mustache is scared for his life from a tiny little girl. This guy has really hung up on a boy with a mustache. He really is.

How dare this pre-pubel? How dare this early puberty cock sucker come in here and fuck my day up? The older kids had their younger siblings pick on the kids of their choosing. Now, that's how you do it. That's it right there. Yeah. That's Jesus. He'll kick his ass for me.

Sad to say that it wasn't my only, that wasn't only my children that were bullied that night. Other parents had their high school kids go tell the staff and they did nothing. The older kids that were trying to protect the younger ones were told they were going to be kicked out if they got involved. This is between the two of them. Let them fight it out. mustache and nine-year-old really need to settle the differences right now.

I'm going to do it in the middle of the floor. I mean, be a grunt. Be a dad. Go do it yourself. I chased a kid up a fucking slide that was bullying my daughter. And we got to the top and I go, it's just me and you now. And then I pushed his ass down the fucking slug. Good.

Little girl? Yeah, you pick on my little girl. You're getting fucking. Yeah, you fuck with my daughter. I'm following you. And when it's just me and you, I'm going to do something. You're getting bullied back for sure. Okay.

Let's see. One star from Jay and I'll skip around this. The carpet area is complete chaos. Kids going faster than on the rink. Bathroom at one point smelled of marijuana. Okay. Probably marijuana. If I had to guess, I'm going to go out on 11.

I've never taken the shit that smelled like weed. Probably weed. I've never smelled anything that smelled like weed that wasn't weed. It's always weed. Place is out of control and management doesn't care. They're too busy hanging out in the office. No rink referees. This place is only three stars for a reason.

Smells like crap in here also. Like sewage. Okay. Shitty weed. Like, yeah, it's bad weed. That's all that is. It's all you're getting there. The junky apartments.

Jesus, that made me laugh. These kids in their junky apartments. I want to know everything about that apartment complex. I want to know the name of it at least. Jesus Christ, so we can do it here. Everybody complaining about dirty, about the dangerous. fucking kids skating around. It's not kid friendly.

Get your blazy butts up and clean. Yeah. There's pests. It's pests. There's bugs. Yeah. They kicked a small child out, 11-year-old daughter out of the rink for not having her skates on.

So she had to wait outside in the cold for an hour for her parents and didn't have a jacket and all this type of shit. And then finally, Lisa, one star, worst time. My kids didn't even get to skate long because they had these four. big women skating in a lot, skating like they were in roller derby. Knocking kids out of the way. They're probably roller derby girls. Watch out.

They're practicing. I would watch out for them. Don't, I wouldn't confront them. They'll kick your ass. Oh, no, no. Don't. They have nicknames. Yeah.

One of them slashing. Oh, yeah. I have to do this one, too, because it is crazy. Joe, one star. One time I came here with a group of friends. and had a lit time. Well, that's good. Had a lit time.

But we were all sitting down and the lady next to us was watching her kids skate while she sat at a table and took her ghetto nasty and nappy weave out and put it in a plastic cup. I'm not even racist.

This girl was white. How do we not do this review? What does that mean? How did she take her weave out and put it in the cup? I don't know. Isn't that just a wig? What size cup fits a weave? And this girl was white and had this ratchet weave.

Later that night we went outside and was walking around a little when we started walking in the grass kind of by the highway. We noticed a ton of homeless people's clothes and we saw their shadows of them sitting up watching. Wow. Definitely shady, but almost likely be back. Okay. We'll brave it. What the fuck? Why not? We also on our way home found the weave.

Yeah. After all that, you know what we need here? What is this? A drink. We need a drink, Jimmy. I'm so thirsty. We need a drink. I need liquor after that.

Yeah. We're going to Tri-State Liquors. All right. In Claymont, Delaware. Let's do this. Tri-State and Delaware. Tri-State Liquors in Delaware. So let's find out what's up with tri-state liquor's here.

Where is their address here? Their address is 383 Nomins Road in Claymont, Delaware. Here we go. Five stars from Alexis. It was very clean in the customer service. And the customer service, what's going on tonight, this is a place that I would definitely recommend to anyone to go there in the area. Whoa.

She's already drunk. That is a great place to go for the people that come in. If you want to have booze, it's okay. Sean, five stars. This was literally my first time here. It was recommended to me because, why do you have to say literally? Just say it was my first time.

Who cares? People aren't going to believe you? It was literally my first. No, you mean figuratively your first time, right? No, it's the first goddamn time. It was recommended to me because they were said to have had the best prices. This place is like a booze supermarket, exclamation point. You know, a liquor store.

I don't even need food. anymore. This is perfect. Yeah, a liquor store. Isles and aisles stocked with a wide selection of alcoholic beverages. Is this person never been to a liquor store? Evident. This really is their first time? They're blown away. Wow. There was new products sampling while I was there, and the employees were very helpful and even suggested companions to go with what I was buying that would make an excellent mixed drink. I recommend them and we'll go again. Mall parking lot. We're in the mall parking lot. Yeah. I don't know if I like sampling. at the liquor store.

I think, I mean, depends on how much, I guess. Yeah, you could get tanked by the time you need. Yeah, you better be careful.

You're driving home, man. If it's like a Costco situation, you're like, oh, Jesus, you're going to be tipsy. Oh, boy. And he has a...

No, don't refill anything. A picture of his purchase here, too. He's got a bottle of Bailey's original. Yeah. He's got a Patronne XO. Cafe bottle here. Oh, is that the coffee one?

Is it brown? Yes, it's brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's good. And then he's got a plastic shitty Captain Morgan Spiced Rum bottle here. This guy's taste, boy, does he love sugar. God damn. Yeah, this is, he wants sweet shit.

Oh, man, headaches. Yeah. Steve, two stars. I usually enjoy a trip to Tri State, but this time was horrible. I was heading to a gathering in Milford and stopped in to pick up a handle of, a handle of fireball for the party. I had to stop when I saw a handle of fireball, which is its own punchline. That is hysterical. You could start, as a comedian, as comedians, we know, you could start just about any premise and end it with a handle of fireball and it'll get a laugh out of cry.

It doesn't even have to make sense. That could be the punchline. You could start a story with, so we were sitting there drinking a handle of fireball. It's already getting giggles. It's getting something. Oh, boy. The store only had smaller. bottles on the shelf, so I asked one of the associates if there was more stock.

He said no, but that I should try catch fire instead of fireball. It was not well received. Oh, it wasn't as good? He tried it and took it to the party. It had an oily consistency and a hint of lighter fluid. That's nice. You know what that is? It's lighter fluid.

That is, it's tri-fire because it's actually a zippo fuel. That's what that is. Yeah, you should put it in your lighter. It'll work great. It tasted like something more suited to hand cleaner than drinking alcohol. And I've drank a lot of hand cleaner. I know, he said. I'm really disappointed.

I really disappointed the party goers with this advised selection. Yeah. Response from the owner. Here we go. Hi, Steve. I'm sorry you had a poor experience, but I think you're reviewing the wrong store. The product you're talking about is a private label that is exclusive to our competition. We don't even sell that.

sell that. It's like it's their fucking, what's it called? It's their Kirkland. Yeah, it's their Kirkland. Please come visit us next time as well. We have Fireball 1.75 in stock and at a great price. We've got your handle right here. We've got your trash handle right here, baby. A scumbag. Come on over. Hey, dirt shit. Come on over here. Danita, two stars. Service was very fast, but they were not welcoming at all. I don't need welcoming. It'll liquor store. I don't need that. I've always been like, every liquor store you walk in, they're like, fuck do you want? Like that kind of attitude. It's mostly a foreign guy

and he sits there and he rings things up and he goes, you want bag? And you go, I guess so. And then he goes, and he angrily puts a bunch of glass bottles and a one plastic bag rattling together. And that's what you get. Or a paper bag and tells you to get out. I've never had a welcoming environment at a liquor store. I got it. I'll take you to one. around here. Actually, in New York, around me, there's a bunch of welcoming ones that are

Are they drive-through? No, no. That's not allowed here. No. That's only allowed in fucking crazy trash states like Louisiana and Arizona and places like that. Yeah. You don't allow you to fucking pick up liquor from your car window.

That's crazy. It's kind of funny. I mean, at the same time, you are going to pick it up and go put it, go get right in your car anyway. It's not like, just save you the walk. But it just seems wrong. I don't know why. I think it's also wrong because you're forcing somebody else to go shopping for you.

That's the thing. I want this? No. Because you're like at a window and you're telling a guy, go in the store, be gone. Go get me a handle of firefall. No, not that one. Yeah, because he's not, all that shit's not right here by the window. It's amongst the store.

It's not like getting a pack of cigarettes where they're all lined up back there and they reach up and grab one. It's all in the fucking store. Off it. Oh, it's ridiculous. So two stars. Yeah, that was overall service was quick. Yeah. They said, if you ask them a question, they will just stare at you.

Yeah. I got a real friendly guy here at the, we've got two like wine store, liquor stores. Yeah. Like super friendly the guys. Yeah. One's a cool guy. He owns a couple of stores. So I've been in a couple of his stores.

He owns like a smoke shop and some other place. Over by the butcher? Is that the one? No, no. it's over in another area over there, but that one's really nice. And then there's the guy over here is like an Indian guy who's the friendliest guy in the world. He'll order you anything you want. Is that the one right down by the dry cleaner, that side?

Yes, yes. Yeah. Over there. Yeah, over there. That guy's nice. See, you've been there. You went to that guy. All the way to Stewart.

Yeah. Yes, that guy's nice. Yeah. Chris, two stars. Good price and selection. In and out as quickly as you like, but apparently allowed to smoke in the store, filled with smoke, not a nice environment when wanting to browse. That is a thing that's just...

It was common in the ones in Arizona too for quite some time. Yeah, smoke and booze going to go together. Yeah. He would sit... The guy that owned it has them, he used to sit there smoking while he's... Like, you walk in and be like, oh, I can smoke in here? He's like, no. Yeah, no, I can smoke in here.

All right, I guess I can. That's nice. All the smoke shops you can smoke in, which is weird. That's a weird one, too. In New York, too, the law says you can smoke weed anywhere you're allowed to smoke cigarettes. Oh. So those smoke shops. You need smoke weed in there?

They let you smoke weed in there, most of them. Wow. People go in there and it's like a weed club. People just go hang out and smoke weed in there and shit. You want us to go? Fuck, no. Hell no. I don't know.

Yeah, I do. And then they cut it open and roll something. Yeah. Sure do. I just got this loose quarter. Jason One Star. I always shop there till now. Oh, I used to.

Used to. Not now. They are usually very friendly, but the one brown hair cashier with thinning hair came up to me, just to throw an extra shot. Came up to me while I was trying to make a decision, and he was asking how some of the different, and was asking how some of the different beers tasted. What? He was asking how some of the different, apparently the customer was. It sounded like the way he wrote it was the guy, sidled up and was like, How's it going? How's that one? Do you have you ever had it? Is it good?

You ever had the line in Google? What are you doing here? He told me to hurry up and go after only being there 10 minutes. I then said to him that I didn't realize there was a time limit. He then told coworkers to quote, get him out of here. Not like his face. Jesus Christ. Now, I'm a contractor and was in work clothes. So because I looked a little rough, he judged me. little does he know I own my own business and my family and I spend a lot of money there. There are plenty of distributors out there so I will not give them my business. He didn't mention it. I'm a drunk too. I'm a contractor.

Little does he know. I'm an alcoholic. I buy tons of liquor. I beat the shit out of my family as well. And this is my fuel for that. And I need it. Me and my family spend so much money in here. My eight-year-old can drink you under the table.

You have no idea. His game is strong. Let's see. So I will not give them my business, and it's a shame because of one prick employee. Ah, he's a prick. They should really fire that ass. Fire that ass, so he's an ass with thinning hair. At other places, they will answer your questions about the products they carry, not tell you to hurry up, then throw you out.

Justina, one star. I was forced to give this horrible business one star due to the fact that there's no opinion for no stars. Holy shit. What the fuck? If I could give it zero stars, I would. Did she say no opinion or no option? I was forced to give this horrible business one star due to the fact that there's no option or there's no opinion for no stars. They mean option, but we'll give them that.

That's amazing opinion. Fucking idiot. Jesus Christ, I already have an opinion on whether or not there should be. I hope they kicked her out too. I really do. You're a dumb dumb. You suck. I called to obtain the price for a case of an item. since I would be needing five cases.

The animal, this is what I'm calling him, since humans don't act that way, act in the way he did. He growled at her. Did he bite you or rape you by a dumpster? What are we talking about? Show you his teeth. Yeah.

That answered the phone was rude. He's an animal. Over the phone, he's an animal. Animal over the phone. He tore apart a bunny on the phone. Wow. I heard it. I could tell.

I know the sound a bunny makes when it's jugular is being ripped from its body. Has no clue about. the business he's in and eventually just told me to come into the store and purchase my order one bottle at a time until I had enough. He couldn't even... He couldn't even provide me with the amount that a case would cost. Clearly didn't know how many come in a case, 24 bottles, and apparently had no customer service training.

I would never purchase anything from this place. Okay, so they're looking for White Claw or beers or something like that. They're not looking for like that. I'm not looking for like a case of, yeah. A case of a fucking Stolley isn't 24 bottles. No, God, absolutely not. That's six or eight. Yeah, exactly.

Hireff, one star. Horrible customer, too. Sorry, this is so funny. Horrible customer service and has a dog staring you in the face at the counter. Not a dog staring at you. How dare that rude cock sucker looking? It's a fucking dog. You know what you could do?

Pet it. That's what the... Say hello. which bothered my allergies. Okay, well then don't pet it. Yeah, don't touch it. If you can't be in the vicinity of a dog for the time it takes to make a fucking liquor transaction, stay home.

You can't do it. You can't do it. This world's not for you. No, it's not. I get that people have allergies, but you have allergies outside too. There's pollen in the air. There's everything. Dogs exist in the wild, man.

They exist. They're everywhere. If the rule was you had to take the dog with you and walk around the store, Okay, fine. Not just that. You have to put it under your shirt. Let its face come out of your collar. You really got to suck.

Let it lick you a lot. In very sensitive areas. Workers just stand around and don't want to help no one, even if you ask for it. Never going back again. It is a wine and spirit and another beer distributor around the corner with much better customer service will be going there. Great. Okay. one star from Herc.

Good selection, but they were afraid to accept a mobile payment. L-O-L-L-Samsung pay. It's 2017. Better bring your checkbook, L-O-L. Okay. You guys don't do Samsung pay? Chill out with your green text bubble. Shut the fuck up.

Nobody wants your salesman. I don't know that that's good money. Your text messages are barely good. Your phone just caught on fire in your hand. What are you talking about? I'm going to take your money from that thing? No. It just burst into flames while you were holding it.

I'm not doing that. No. Not taking it. Oh, man. Harold One Star. This is in all caps with no punctuation. So, you know, it's serious. We had 15 people who wanted to use their restroom and were turned away.

So 13 put their packages back because of the tune of the staff saying, we let two of us use the bathroom, but you lost 13 sales shaking my head. I'll never bring a busload to your place again. You brought a busload of people here to use the pisser? Apparently, they were all buying shit, too. It was a liquor store. You can't. Go to a gas station.

You don't go to, have you ever used a gas station or a liquor store's toilet? The answer is no. I never even knew that was an option. I would never even think to use a liquor store's toilet. No. I just found out you can use a toilet. toilet at the grocery store like three months ago. Yeah, and they're usually pretty good.

It's sour wet and I was like, there's growth, there's bathrooms here? Oh, yeah. I never knew that. I always thought, oh, fuck, I got to hold it. I'm in the grocery store. There's no way to go here. People spend hours in there, James. That's wild.

I'm not a public shitter, so that's why. I'm a guy that if I'm leaving the house for several hours, I make sure that everything's out before I leave the house. That way, if I just have to piss, whatever, fine. I get everything out. I'll make a good, healthy push everywhere. But I went to Supercross last week, James. I got in the building, went to the port-a-let in the parking.

The gates just opened so I could piss. It was already full of shit. Full of shit. Ten minutes. Ten minutes. It all takes. Who the fuck? At Supercross, those people hold their shit to go there.

10 in the morning. More exciting. At 10-10, it was full. That is awful. I don't know what's worse. A porta potty full of shit or being at Supercross at 10 in the morning. That sounds terrible. A portopati full of shit at Supercross is crazy.

With the sun beating down on it? There's a lot of people that needed a doctor. Jesus Christ. I think that's safe to say for any Supercross event. There's a lot of people in here that probably need a doctor. It is shocking how many of the exact same person is there too. I'm standing waiting for a pal. Like 20 people walk by.

I was like, those were all the same guy. How do they all exist? Somebody first stop on the coffee machine. We've got enough. And then Jimmy said, and how do they all look like me? God damn it. Why are we all the same guy?

Why are we all the same guy? Somebody stop making us. We're useless. We're obsolete. We're if we flooded the market, it's too many. We're worth it. We're like a 91 Ford Taurus. It's just not rare enough.

It's over. Too many. Okay. Herbert, one star. Purchase price so reasonable that I put up with impersonal nasty employee attitude. Well, aren't you a fucking... That's great. Magnanimous, son of a bitch.

You got cheap booze. Anytime you get cheap booze, you're going to deal with attitude. Yeah, they're not thrilled to have you there. No. CD, finally, one star. The store is dirty. The staff is mean. and the owner smokes in the store.

Total wine is 100% better. I'm interested. I want to go to this place. It sounds good. Okay. Now, after all of that, we've been to this damn skating rink, which was obviously gross,

we're covered in warts. We've contracted every kind of venereal wart possible all over our bodies. This is awful. We're teeming with allergies because we spent 11 seconds in the presence of a dog. So I think we need a shower. is what we need.

Yeah. That's what we need. What truck stop bathroom? We're going to the TA Travel Center, everybody. Yes. Here we go. In Yuma, Arizona. No.

5501 O'Donnell Street cutoff, Baltimore, Maryland. So. On the cutoff? O'Donnell Street Cutoff is the name of the road. That does not sound good. This place has 2.8 stars at a 1,500 reviews. Wow. This is not good.

Yeah. Like, if you know truckers, this is the lifeblood of the trucking industry. These guys need this place. Yeah. If you're on the road for a couple days, you've got to get refreshed. You got to fucking just stretch out. You shit a few times and you're sitting on it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's disgusting. So this is a big deal. Let's find Brandl, and it's a woman here, five stars. TA is a home away from home. See? That's what they say. They will supply just about anything you need. from a quick bite to eat, hot shower, comfy hotel room to a stop for all your truck needs as gas,

such as gas, way station, tire service, and maintenance shop. Don't forget to check out the convenience store for snacks, drinks, to clothes, accessories for your car or truck. It is really a center for anyone and everyone, but if you're a trucker, you definitely want to stop by. Love it. They got a hotel? They got, I don't know about a hotel. What is that? Yeah, comfy hotel room, apparently.

It's an all-purpose place here. Diego five stars. A young white lady, I forget her name, was very unprofessional. I had very rude attitude when I was just asking her about parking. She has a job, thanks to us drivers, but I know I'm not coming back no more here because of her rudeness. No more here. I'm not coming back no more here because of her rudeness. This happened at 1.15 a.m. on 8.25.

she should treat clients better than I, she should treat clients better than period like I was treated, separate sentences. So that's why I could not read that. Yeah, better than. Christina, by the way, that was a five-star review. Really? Five stars. Everything else was amazing.

But her attitude. Forgot her name, but it sucked. I think they misunderstood the assignment. They just clicked something. Christina, five stars. I was here all day from 9 a.m. to 12 a.m. That is a long day. That is fucking 15 hours.

Yeah. And I'm just now being seen by a mechanic named Barry. He was so nice. I came in three times and asked for help, and all day they'd been putting it off. Poor guy came in with at least 15 work orders and a run he had to make. I felt so bad.

I can tell he was upset, not with me. Five technicians were in today, and he was left with the workload. he was kept his cool. He was kept his cool. He was very professional and he was so empathetic toward me. This man deserves a huge raise and respect. I watched him fix my tire and he tackled that thang like a Florida gator.

He tackled that fang like not a, like an AH Florida, like a Florida gator. Right. This man is a real man and he's fine. Fine as hell, too. L-O-L. What? He's fine as that. Barry,

Hey, Barry, you've got a love connection for Christina here. You could have fucked her, bro. You could have threw her tires in place and then threw her up on top of that tire and had her way with her over here. So they've got a mechanic there, and hers was obviously not an appointment. It was a tire that erupted right now, which you needed a fix. Okay. Yeah. There was six, 15.

How many other people? She sat there for 15 hours. Five other technicians. And she sat around for a whole shift just watching Barry and fucking flicking her shit, man. She was just like, um, Barry. Oh, look at him, worked that. Four inches of his ass crack out. Yeah.

Like, yeah, Barry. Look at him read that work order over. Oh, Barry. Wow. I like how he sticks the work order in his ass cracked so he doesn't lose it when he's in the middle of doing the job. He could have hammered this, prod. And he's fine as hell. Yeah.

Fine as hell. She'd have been thrilled about it. Treat him well. It works hard. Okay. One star from different, I don't even know what language that is. I couldn't even begin to imagine. It looks some kind of Russian something.

There's an X with a line through the middle. I don't know what that is. I can't do that. Okay. One star. I visited your TA truck stop and unfortunately had a very disappointing experience. When I arrived, the staff member responsible for cleaning the showers wasn't doing it because he was covering for the cashier.

Once the cashier returned, he continued to just sit. there idly in front of us, even though there were over 10 people waiting for the shower. Jesus, imagine waiting in line behind other truckers to take a shower after them. You're just standing there and shorts, a t-shirt and flip-flops and your fucking towel over your arm. That is, that's a, that's, A, that's such a hard job anyway. Yeah. Just sitting and driving that truck.

Yeah. Like I said, the ultimate magic trick on this earth is when I watch a guy fucking wheel, back an 18 wheeler into somewhere. In one step. One stab is crazy. That is impressive. I don't know how the fuck people do it. But then on top of all of that, you get to stand in a line with 10 other filthy truckers to get in the same shower.

Healthy geniuses. Yeah. Because you literally can't afford to stop at a motel room or you wouldn't make any money. Because they're not paying enough. Right. That is, God, that's fucking awful. Or you're making a good amount of money, but you've got to take that money back home to your family. That's the thing.

That's even crazier. You're trying to save money on the road to so you don't. fucking spend everything you make. We had to wait for about an hour, and during all of this, he did nothing, basically making us more and more frustrated. And when we finally got into the shower, it was extremely dirty.

The toilet, the sink, and the shower area itself were in terrible condition. I hope you can address this issue and improve the cleanliness and service. What does it cost to shower in there? Because I know it's not free. No, no. I think somebody actually mentions it here. Okay.

Ethan one star, because I don't know what a shower costs at a truck stop. I've never done it, and it can't be. No, no. It's got to be 15, 20 hours? I've stopped at the truck stops on the road just driving, and you see the guys with their towels and shit standing there and their fucking slides, and you're like, oh, boy. And they're going to wear those and get dawn or whatever the fuck they watch it. Yes. I assume it's dawn.

I assume it's just palm olive over the head. Whatever gets ducks clean as well. gets that clean. Absolutely. Ethan, one star, new to the industry and went in because I had to get my parking slip validated and wanted to use my 90 gallons of fuel to redeem free parking. You only need 60 to do that, apparently, he said. Lady stared at me after I already said I didn't know how this worked.

Then after a minute of awkward silence, she says in a very rude manner, I need to see the receipt. Okay, that's what was on my phone screen facing her, but I turned it back around to see if I had clicked it off. on accident. Nope. Show her again. She says she can't see the gallons, seemingly getting very pissed off in these 30 seconds. Do the math, lady. You see that I spent fucking $300.

You know I got a bunch of gas. I look at it again and the screen has moved to where the gallons weren't visible. Showed her again and she finally validated it. This is not that frustrating. It sounds like you had 15 seconds worth of, oh shit. It's like, oh, goddammit. Okay. That happens with a boarding pass at the airport.

Oh, it went off. you don't go, oh God, Jesus, one star, fucking, who cares? But it just, it would just, one star is crazy. But being frustrated, I can understand that because I just want to use the shower. It's free. Well, how much gas did you buy? That much, that much meaning hundreds of dollars. I'm using the fucking shower, lady.

I don't care if I bought 55 gallons. I'm using it. This is for parking, not for shower. Oh, this is just for parking? This is for parking. Wow. You get free parking if you buy gas, apparently. I wouldn't give a fuck if you bought two gallons.

You can park. Who cares? Just go out there and park. What are you going to tell them to push on? And there's a picture of the goddamn yard. It's huge. This is enormous. It goes on for fucking acres.

Like, there's plenty of room. You're fine. Yeah. He only bought 38 gallons. Push on. Cheap skate. Yeah. Fuck off.

Go to the next one. Stop charging for parking for a ghetto-looking truck stop in the first place. Stupidity. Yeah. Okay, 92, one star. I wish I could give this place zero stars. Fine. After what we've seen today, I'll take that.

That's better than... Three, four sentences to explain that. Yeah, yeah. When I was a child, I once thought of the day that I could possibly go to an establishment and have a less than stellar experience. Due to that, I give this place zero stars, wanting the option of, or give this place one-star wanting the option for zero. Like, that's, might as well say that.

Okay. I hate when franchises don't invest in hiring employees that care about being professional at work. Almost 90% are there with stank attitudes. Oh, boy. Before you even talk to them. Don't want, don't want give customer service. It's a gas station. Don't want give customer service.

Don't want give. Don't want give. Telling you they can't do things that other TAs have been doing for years. And that. and that hold no accountability for the co-worker's ignorance. Once one pays the fool, they all play the... Once one pays the fool, they all play the fool or just be quiet. I don't know if she missed the L there.

That's some kind of attempt at being clever or what, but once one pays the fool, they all play the fool. Is she trying to say that, or is she trying to say, once one plays the fool, they all play the fool? Yeah. Either one would make sense. Isn't that a Billy Joel song? Believe it is. I hate this place. Don't come here, five exclamation points.

I'm asking these people about how things are done here, and they don't even know from parking to fueling. The managers here suck, and so do the other employees. Yeah. Take that. It's a fucking gas station. Everything is, have you ever been to a gas station or been confused about anything? Not really.

Not one. Not really. And I also fucking have never really been to a gas station and expected much more than my car to have gas in it when I leave. Yeah. And the other part is it. I don't expect a lot. Gas station versus truck stop. It's a chasm.

A different thing. Different station. When you're just pulling in in your car at a truck stop, they don't treat you the same way as they treat truck driver guy. Well, yeah. Those are their bread and butters that are there every day and they come through and they're going to be back again. Whereas we're driving from fucking Madison to Grand Rapids, I can assure you, we're never driving that route again. So we'll never fucking be there again.

If anyone ever tries to route us that way, we will absolutely say no. Yeah, we'll be doing Minnesota and Madison. And then on the other end, we'll be doing Grand Rapids and, I don't know, fucking New York City. Somewhere where there's a goddamn flight from Grand Rapids. That's where it is. Somewhere where it's on a six-hour drive to the next place. Jesus. Well, one more here.

Alice Beck. Yeah. A sealbeck, sorry. One star. I would like to write about the facility staff who was working in the big building. Not all of them are bad workers, but be patient. The cashier is really rude, no respect for customers. Firstly, when you ask for help, she started yelling that I was trying to teach her her job.

But yes, she was wrong because I've been using the TA and the staff aren't bad here, but this is crazy. Yeah. Wow. This is crazy. This is crazy. The worker Antoine, he is really great person, respect him. He came up to talk to me after cashiers yelling. He went to the office, talked politely, respectfully, and helped to manage the situation.

Thank you for him. Thank you for him. Antoine fucking gets it done there. Not too bad here. Okay, oh, by the way, then we'll end it with this because we have the shower fees. We know what the cost here. Yeah, this is the one I was waiting for. Damon One Star.

This was my first time at this TA, and after reading all the reviews, they all the same. Shower was hot, a plus, but all the other stuff killed the stars. Killed the stars. Video killed the radio star. All the shit killed these stars. It was hot. That was five stars, and I was jacked to give it. And then...

Then, water bottle left in the shower. Trash wasn't taken. Toilet paper on the floor. Toilet seat was down, so I know it wasn't clean. So I paid $25 to parking. Then the guy said if I spend $30, he would waive the parking fee. I paid $18 for the shower. What?

$18 for a shower. That's, I mean, it's on the highway. That's highway robbery, man. That's highway robbery. I would stand in the parking lot and want somebody hose me down for $18. That's crazy. The back of that truck does have, I mean, it has fresh water on the truck. You have a hose on the...

I would... Fuck yes. I would stand in my underwear and hose off in their parking lot and tell them to go fuck themselves because I bought $60 in gas. Little fingers up. I can park, bitches. I'm poring. Fucking scrubbing my balls, everything. Look at that.

Soaping up in dawn and I'll do it right here. Let's do it, motherfucker. I'll go in there to buy the dawn. I don't even care. Okay, so let's end it there. Wow. $18. $18. We've been bullied by teenagers. We've paid $18 for a shower and our allergies are just out of control because we saw a dog.

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