Your Stupid Opinions - No Longer Golden, Appalling & Appealing, Served With Bleach

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

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Hey! Thank you so much for joining us on the show that asks strangers to give us your opinions on places. We'll probably never go and things will probably never do. Thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are excited today because we get to go back to the Alaskan Golden

Corral. Yeah. Got some other fun stuff lined up. It's going to be so much fun. This is one of the best reviews ever, this Alaskin' Golden Corral. Before we start, just want to say, shut up and give me murder.com is the website to go. Get your tickets for the Your Stupid Opinions Live show. Yes, sir.

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All right. Where we stand over a sad buffet. Yeah, yeah. And watch the roaches gather on the sneeze guard. Let's get it on, everybody. All right. Let's start out with Ronald with one star, because we're in the middle of this. We've already done the couple of good reviews.

Yeah. People saying they had delicious steak at the Golden Corral. That was fun. But you had to wait a while because they only make sense much. Oh, there's a line. There's a line. You only get two little pieces at once. One star, the guy cooking the steak was named Roy.

Okay. Roy. Roy. That's important to know. Yeah, I need to know. What's his name? Not only that, you need to know it. More importantly, they think we need to know it.

It's fine if you go, hey, Roy, maybe that'll get you an extra piece. a stake if you, but it's not going to help us any. When asking him for well-done stakes, oh, Christ, he should have just shooed you away. Just get away from me, you nasty motherfucker. You shouldn't be allowed in here. But that's exactly what I expect from people who go to the Golden Corral. I'm going to say, the Golden Corral, maybe that's what you want. And maybe actually at the Golden Corral, you want it well done just to make sure it kills

whatever's in there. So that's probably it, too. He shakes his head in disbelief and is very rude. Yeah, because you asked a chef to destroy food. I mean a chef, I'm putting that in massive air quotes. Roy from the Golden Corral. Roy, the man who prepares the food. But anyone who cooks around just any type of food at all is going to go, ah, you're going to destroy it.

He acted like he didn't hear me. And I said, well done, please. And he shakes his head and rudely says, I heard you. Yeah. I got it. I heard you, you. you more moronic provincial dip shit. I heard what you want to do to this steak.

I get it. I know you're going to ruin it. Honestly, I honestly don't even want to bother the guy. It's so unpleasant. There was another younger guy earlier serving that was great. He destroyed my steak, ruined it. Shoe leather he gave me. It was awesome.

It was perfect. I also witnessed Roy being rude to another customer after me. Roy is just surly, I think. He's kind of a dick, yeah. Roy came to Alaska to escape something, and Roy is surly after me. And a few months back, last time I visited, Roy was rude as well. This Roy is a plague. What are you doing, Roy?

Goldie Hawn would be so disappointed in you, Roy. The first time a few months ago, I figured he was having a bad day, but now I see he's just plain horrible. He's just a dick. And he works at a golden corral in Alaska. Is that right? I think this guy would be just, you know, full of drive and... He's thrilled to be here? Yeah, just one of those go-getters, you know what I mean?

Patty, one star. She sums it up pretty well in the first sentence here. Just terrible. Yeah. That's, yeah, you got it. You're getting it. We wandered around for maybe 15 minutes trying to find something that wasn't dried out and unappetizing looking. 15 minutes is like, I don't know, 36 passes.

on the buffet back and pork. It's only so big. It's not a big buffet. So 15 minutes will get you quite a lot of gazing around there. Trying to find something that wasn't dried out. Try it a few bites from different areas. The steak was dry and tasteless. Yes.

The ravioli was so dry. You couldn't cut it with a steak knife. Yeah, okay. Really? The ravioli? With a steak. Couldn't. With a serrated knife.

You couldn't get through a ravioli. All right. Couldn't. Okay. I'm sure you couldn't. Anyway, we both felt sick after eating a few bites. I believe that. Golden Corral. You're getting it.

That's the experience. I tried politely and discreetly asking the manager if I could get a refund. Discreetly. Discretely. And he was so rude and condescending. What did he say? This is the Golden Corral. No, you may not.

Yeah. Why would you like a refund? Well, the food wasn't good. Yeah. Yeah. And? Your point, obviously, it's all that you want for $15. What do you expect?

He treated me like I was a liar and that I'd been there for 30 minutes and must have eaten a ton of food and was trying not to pay. A ton of food. He stormed around looking for, quote, evidence that my daughter and I had eaten a lot and were trying to get out of paying. Evidence. He's grilling Roy for, she's been at the steak station. How long has she been here? How long she'd been here? Oh, that's hilarious.

A lot shot to people. This was the biggest waste of $40. We physically felt awful. Then were treated like some lying thieves. My God. This place is. Andrew, one star. I went to this location yesterday.

I woke up this morning with severe stomach cramps, pain, vomiting, and diarrhea. I'm currently running a fever of 101.4. Oh, boy. This guy's really giving us the diagnostics here. Yeah. Why don't you stick your finger up your ass? Tell us what's going on. Give us a full medical report because this is crazy. Check your prostate while you're there. He's got a fever. This is a lot. I feel terrible, he says. Yeah. That's just called the Golden Corral Glow is what that is. The next day you have a glow about you. You're a little heated up. It's nice. Peter, one star. Everyone who worked there seemed like they hated their job. Really?

They do. This isn't their dream. They didn't say someday I'm going to get to the great frontier wilderness and work at a golden corral. That wasn't their goal as a child. From the guy at the stake station. Come on, it's Roy. Give him his just due here. Give him what he deserves.

Give her, drop Troy's name in here. Come on. To the waitresses. My husband asked for a refill. The lady rolled her eyes and had something else to do instead. That's your. response. What kind of service, with that kind of service, I will not be going back.

I'm sure no one wants to go out to eat with their family and feel like they're an inconvenience to the staff. Please work on your customer service. Try smiling a little more. It won't hurt. Smile, I don't. Smiles. Yeah, I don't expect top-notch service from the Golden Corral or any buffet.

No. Honestly, I expect no service from any buffet. I expect, I can't believe there's any. Ever. Yeah, I'm on my own. How do they get waitresses and waiters to work for the minimal tips they got to get in this joint? For nothing. For nothing, essentially.

So, yeah, I don't blame these people for being grumpy. Hannah, one star. I used to work there and vowed I would never eat there again. Okay. But my kids have never been to a buffet, so I figured I gave it another shot. I vowed, but my kids talked to me. Yeah, they said, I really want a buffet. and not another one around here probably.

The managers still mope around looking like they are zombies with very unwelcoming attitudes. The desserts were all undercooked or overcooked, and then in all caps, buy a lot. By a lot. So it was just cake batter, and then something burned to a cinder, you could tell. It was raw chicken.

It had sprinkles on it eventually. Sometime in there. Some raw chicken sprinkled on, too. Like you said, none of the bakery items were actually chilled like they used to be. And what do you know? Every single member of my family all have food poisoning. Yay.

Now the kids have experienced it. I'd almost be like, now you have the full Golden Corral experience. You've done it. Yeah, you go. There you go, wow, look at all this food. You slop it on your plate and you have some fun. And then you shit your brains out the next day. None of this is going to digest.

None of it. This is a life lesson, son. This will all be water. No shit. I should have stuck with my. gut. That's pretty funny because nothing will stick in her gut now. That's hilarious. It's a great way to put that. They need to close the place down like they've thought about for a while.

Not like they're even happy running it. Yeah, no, they're not. What they've thought about for a while. Yeah, they've been like it's been kicked around. Rebecca, one star, food was not very good. No. Servers were rude and rushing everyone. Okay.

Buffet workers didn't keep bar clean. food everywhere and serving utensils were dirty. Restrooms smelled so bad we had to sit on the other side of the building. Wow, it was wafting from the restroom. To the other side of the building. Whoa, it's one thing if you go in there and it stinks, but if you, Jesus Christ, if you can smell it outside the bathroom, that is very bad. Then on top of all of that, they wanted us to pay $6.98 a pound to be able to take our table scraps to our dog.

So that's awesome. There is, I knew there was some sort of takeout weighing option because they do it at a Chinese buffets. So it's, that's $6.99 a pound. A pound. That's amazing. Wow. To be able to take table scraps to the dog stating that it was meat and that we had to pay for the products to leave the building. Otherwise, we're going to throw it in the garbage.

So that's hilarious. It was the fat from our stakes. some raw bites of steak. Steak spelled the less popular S-T-A-K-E way. Okay. Like a tent steak. Yeah, like it's stuck right in the ground. Popcorn shrimp that tasted super fishy.

I wasn't taking the chance on food poisoning. So I'll just give it to my dog. Yeah. He'll be fine. I'll give my dog bad shrimp. Dogs eat way worse. That's crazy. By the way, shrimp is the one food that,

Frankie will not eat my giant Dogo Argentino. Yeah. Is that one that? Are you not supposed to feed that shrimp to dogs? They can eat shrimp. They can eat shrimp. Yeah. She will not eat it in any form. If you put it in her mouth, she'll put it in and then just go that. Drop it on the floor. Yeah. And if you don't know, she's a dogo Argentino.

These dogs are like in South America. They eat boars. They chase them and kill them and eat them and poomas and shit. They're fucking vicious. She's like, shrimp? No. I will not eat that for It's so funny. It doesn't want any. Okay. This was my birthday dinner and I was out with my eight-month-old daughter, my husband, and my mother. Oh, ruin that eight-month-old's night. Yeah. Eight-month-old's the lucky one.

She couldn't really eat anything from there. We would not be back. It was not worth the $50. Well, if four people ate for $50, that's not bad. That's pretty impressive. You can't do that at McDonald's. No, you absolutely not. Fuck no.

Two people can barely eat at McDonald's for $50. I just recently spent $47 at Taco Bell. Oh, my God, I know. You go, are you joking? I apologize. I'm so sorry. We're so gross. No, you have to now, though.

Yeah. I mean, there was four of us in the car, so it wasn't. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it was a lot of people. But it was still $47 worth of Taco Bell is a lot of Taco Bell. Like in the 90s, you could get like a front seat full of Taco Bell for like $14. literally. $47 would have filled your station wagon.

Yeah. Oh, it would have filled your car. Like, you know, the beam burritos are like 69 cents. Yeah. Stack them up, babe. Didn't they have. 49, 99, 99 or something like that? Yeah, it's some weird shit like that.

Whatever. It was like 11 things under a dollar. It was fucking crazy. You could have fucked your family up for 20 bucks. Oh, 20 bucks could make everybody sick. You could make the whole neighborhood sick. for 20 bucks. Darcy one star.

Me and my husband came to Anchorage on Wednesday the 19th and had lunched. There's no punctuation. I'm trying to figure this out. Next day, he was sick for three days with food poisoning. Three days. Three days. That's a good one, man. That slammed his system shut.

We came back to Anchorage on Monday. ate the dinner there. I have been up all night coming out of both ends and it won't stop. And it won't stop. Both ends. She wrote this from the bathroom floor, for sure. Both ends. It won't stop.

We have to fly home on the 26th. So don't eat here unless you want food poisoning. Yeah. Why the hell do you eat there twice? Yeah. You hate one. It's got sick for three days. Recovered from that and then go, I'm going to give it one more shot.

I feel like I can beat this thing. What are you doing? Maybe it'll be the master reset, too. That's probably what they thought. Yeah. That's a person who's either in their, whatever their chosen, profession is. They're either insanely successful or terribly terrible failure. A terrible failure. One of the two. Either that stick

tuativeness is really going to stay off or it's going to get them hit by a truck. Marion, one star. Usually I love Golden Corral. Usually. That's a lot about you, Marion. The salad bar and the roast beef very good. But as I was picking out a dessert, a cockroach ran across the sneeze guard. Again, I wanted to do. to throw up. I told staff she grabbed it with a washcloth. Ew, what? And then probably

used that washcloth. Yeah. Snatched it up and was like, I'll take care of this. It's like, he's not the only one. Yeah, there's more. You think there's one rogue roach that found the, they found the motherloat. All the other roaches. They don't want to tell anybody. It keeps it real quiet to himself. The cleanliness of the restaurant was very

sad. I pray this issue will be fixed. Let's not bring God into the Golden Corral. I think God has more important shit to deal with than the Golden Corral in the Golden Corral in Anchorage. Sarah, one star. All the employees were dressed dirty and acting unprofessionally. What does that mean? Dressed dirty? Like tits hanging out?

Yeah. Or like. Or were they just like getting showered? She bent over. I could see her fucking pussy. What were we talking about here? Or are they just have dirty clothes? multiple people gave me different prices on a soda refill.

Who prices out a soda refill? Do you want a soda refill or not? If your soda refill budget is that low, you shouldn't go to Golden Corral or anywhere else. What's a refill on a soda cost? I can't imagine. 69 cents. It's a fucking Golden Corral soda.

What are we talking about? Someone said 79. Someone said 89. What are we doing here? Who gives a shit? And when I, not saying that people's money doesn't matter, but it's a soda refill and you're out to dinner. What are you doing?

It's probably a, it's under a dollar, right? Yeah, I would hope so. You can't afford to go out to eat. That's what that says if you're pricing soda refills. Jesus. And when I called later to speak to the manager, he hung up the phone on it. Yeah. I don't have time for this.

Couldn't be a more irrelevant question. Roy is fucking choking a customer right now who asks for a well-done steak. We don't have time for this. Roy's got somebody by the throat right now. I got a dent to this. Roy's using so much gas right now. You have no idea. Oh, my God.

Someone calls, someone said 79 cents and then someone said 89 cents. Click, that's all you do. Restaurants on fire. Roy's cooking. Yeah, Roy's cooking. Uh-oh, I got to go. The food that day was also too salty and the entire weight staff treated me rudely. Oh.

How dare they? Jesus. This has been an issue for years and it's unfortunate. For years. For years? This keeps going back, glutton for punishment. You don't know how much a soda refill is, and you've been going here for years. Because with a more professional staff, this restaurant could do a lot more business.

I won't be, yeah, if it was a different business, it would be better. That's what you just said. Yeah. I won't be returning and advise anyone else in Anchorage to steer clear. Yeah. You don't want any part of this shit. No, you don't. Charlisa.

Charlisa. Charlisa, one star. Asked for medium steak, not too big. I don't think you have to worry about that. You're doing medium base. You think, hold on, you think medium means size? Medium is, what is she saying? That's what I'm, that's going on now?

That's what I'm wondering. That's, I'm so confused. You can't just walk and be like medium steak, and then they give you a medium steak, and you go, well, this steak's far too big. Goldilocks, listen, we're talking about how to prepare it. This is, what do you want to prepare it? Not the fucking size. You get little tiny pieces.

That's what you get. You get steak, bar. Right. Medium is how you want it? How would you like your steak chunks made? That's it. Worker guy in red shirt. We'll say it's Roy. Probably all of them.

In a red shirt? Yeah, golden corral. It's going to be like fucking target. Yeah. Yeah. Stood behind the guy on the grill and basically told him to give me a specific steak. He was probably training somebody. That's how that works.

Steak I was given was well done, dry, and crispy. Yep. Yeah. Weird. Didn't want the steak anymore. Okay. I'm sure if I were the chef at Golden Corral and somebody said medium, I'd go, you sure? Yeah, you sure.

These have been very warm. Yeah, you don't have any idea how long these have been out here. You don't know what the refrigeration was like on this thing? Are you sure about that? These were sitting out when I got here this morning. These are room temp for the last. I don't know how long. Yeah, weird didn't want it.

But I shrugged it off and continued to get sides. The red shirt worker is hovering closely. I move a certain direction. There he is, hovering nearby, watching me. Yeah, that's his job. He's an angel. That's all. He's just trying to make sure everything good happens to you.

Made me feel really uncomfortable. Haven't been to the buffet in years, probably will never go back again. She's gone. They lost them now. Yeah. They lost him now. This is fun. Brian, one star.

The managers of the Golden Corral on Tudor and Anchorage have to be the rudest people I've ever met in my life. Have to be. have to be came here on July 3rd, 23 with my family to have a nice lunch. Well, that was your first mistake. Whoops, daisy. Yeah, he missed up. We all fuck up from time to time.

It happens, man. Just take it on the chin. As I always do at buffets, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, I stirred the gravy before I put some on my potatoes. You know, to break up the skin. A little bit on top there. The on duty manager, Peter,

snapped at me to not stir the gravy. what? I will shit in this. It's the golden corral and I paid my $16. Do you understand? And if I shitting it, you take it out and you put another one in there. Or you take it back and you bring the same one in and put it back after you scoop the turd out. I don't care.

That's how it works. He said, told me not to stir the gravy and raised his voice while telling me about how big a mess I was making, which I did not. When my girlfriend confronted him, he kept on with his tirade. Tyraid with a Y too. That's a bad tirade. Spell different. T-Y-R-A-D. And was promptly put in his place.

Oh. I guess his girlfriend came in and saved him. That's nice. I never have encountered a manager so rude and disrespectful in my life. And as a business owner myself, I would fire him immediately. Okay. Now you're bragging. Yeah.

Now you run a Golden Corral. My Golden Corral would never have this guy. I hope this is a great phrase. I hope Golden Corral Upper Management. Uh-huh. Golden Corral Upper Management. Hilarious. The boardroom.

The Golden Corral Boardroom. It's like three goats, a chicken. And a badger sitting there with a hat on. With an adding machine in front of a. If it's feeful, oh boy. Wow. Yeah. They are disturbing.

They are. That's where Roy got promoted to. A man with one eye. Right in the center of his face. It's not like he wears an eye patch. He's just been born with one eye. Boy's got one eye. That's all it is.

It's just a cyclops. We can't help it. I hope opera management will look over these reviews and realize the amount of revenue this business is losing because of this manager's actions. For Golden Corral to let this continue is appealing. That's what she said. She said it's appealing. This is why spelling matters, everybody, because he made a different word now.

So much. You went from being flabbergasted to loving it. When one letter can make the completely opposite statement of what you're trying to say, that's fucking awesome. This is the most appealing thing ever. Oh, it's so appealing. For Golden Corral to let this continue is appealing. I got to tell you. It tickles my pussy just a little, just a little bit.

What the fuck is that? It's appealing. Oh, fuck. I'm so glad they have to spell it. That's amazing. Oh, God, I love it so much. Definitely will not return to this location. That's surprising.

It was very appealing. It was so appealing. It's so. appealing. I really are. Margaret Ann. Yeah. Jesus. Margaret Ann. That's a lot of names. Yeah. Very Catholic, that sounds. One star. Made it as far as the cashier when manager allowed five to go customers to hold up the line for 20 minutes. They had five customers getting Golden Corral to go. To go? Think about... What? That is a fascinating choice in your life. Yeah. It is wild. The only reason to go there is because you're going to slop a bunch of

a bunch of shitty food on your plate and you're going to take that to go. You're going to jam yourself full of the worst shit. And how do you even do that to go? By the pound. You probably get a, you know, like a big styrofoam thing. You fill it up by the pound. But by that way, they don't do a buffet price, right? They're doing it by the pound.

Like a fucking deli now. Yeah, like the Chinese buffets. I've seen that too. You can get shit by the pound. But that's a Chinese buffet. It's got good food on it. This is terrible. Yeah, this is dumb.

This is awful. Then the manager yelled. at two seniors in front of me for cutting in line. Wow. Oh, that's very appealing. Yeah. Others started protesting for the old people. What?

Manager rudely yelled back. So now there's a fight going on. They're picketing in there. This is great. Let the old people eat. It gets better, Jimmy. Oh, boy. You're ready to be sad?

Yeah. Up until this point, it's been very funny. It's about to get very, very, very sad. Let's all play. I should have I feel like I want to play taps. This is so sad. Quote,

Oh, no. Being Thanksgiving, there was already a crowd. They went... What? Okay, we got to unpack this. First of all, they went to Golden Corral for Thanksgiving.

Yeah. To eat at the buffet. Worse off, five people were getting to go Golden Corral Thanksgiving. For Thanksgiving. Oh, boy.

Come on, man. Jesus. That's so depressing. Come on. And these were old people. So their family didn't even cook for them. Oh, God. Nobody made shit for them.

No one even brought a meal on a wheel or anything. They had to go here. No meals, no wheels. No, nope. They're going to have fucking, Yikes. They're going to have puke on the Duke is what they're going to have. This is bad.

Puk and Duke. Yeah, the two of them there. There was already a crowd, but because of the rudeness, I took my business elsewhere and I'm never coming back. Where did you take it on Thanksgiving? Yeah, you didn't take it anywhere. You went home. and had to make some fucking something in the microwave.

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Oh, it has the gift of flight. There it goes. Okay. Yeah, it's got wings. Uh-oh, there it goes. Totally grossed out. Yeah, I don't blame you. Daniel, here's another short one, one star.

You share your eating space and food with the cockroaches. that infest every inch of this building. Disgusting. I wonder how many bugs have fallen into the food they're serving their customers. A lot is the answer. Don't wonder. Remember how sad you were? You're going to be equally grossed out now.

Oh, boy. Whoa. How many even is that? One, two, three. I'm already to 12. Fuck it. That's way too many. 11, 11, 12, 40, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

That is a lot of cockroaches. About 30 cockroaches. In the corner. A varying size of. too. So this is a multi-generational issue we have going on here. Oh, boy. There is grandpa cockroaches over here and he's got little grandbabies near him too. That is disturbing.

Holy goddamn shit is that gross. How do you let it get that bad? I have no idea. I don't understand how you let it get there to where now you've got that much of a problem, where it's in public and people that are there to eat are seeing. I'm going to take a picture of that. Oh, boy. They're everywhere.

They're in your food, period. Oh, boy, yes. And then a couple more, just because we're going long with it. But holy shit, this is crazy. Donald, one star, this, I don't understand this at all. Sign says steaks are for dinner. Are you culturally unaware? Dinner is at noon.

Okay. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, boy, oh, boy. I don't know if somewhere in Arkansas, they called lunch dinner and dinner supper. and I don't know wherever the, I don't know where you're from, but in our general restaurant, in Alaska, dinner is at noon because East Coast that's like 7 p.m. Yeah, just because it's dark at noon. Yeah.

That doesn't mean it's dinner time. Dinner time varies, but in the United States, it generally peaks around 6.19 p.m., motherfucker. Yeah. We have, in America, we have lunch and dinner. Yeah. Very specific. Lunch is the meal at noon, this we call in the United States, which I believe Alaska's a part of.

Are they calling lunch dinner and dinner is supper? Apparently. He said dinner is at noon. Stupid. No, it's not. Idiot. Idiot. I came here because and everything between everything, he uses semicolins.

There's no periods or commas. It's just semicolins. I like a semicolon as much as the next guy, but not like this. That's unbelievable. This is wild. Yeah, dinner is at noon, semi-colon. I came here because I wanted a steak, semi-colon, not grilled burgers, semi-colon. Now I'll must stay two hours to get what I wanted.

I can eat slow. He came around. He'll stick around through dinner. I'm upset with Golden Corral. It's no longer golden. More like aluminum. Hold on. No longer golden is definitely going to.

title of something. That is amazing. No longer golden coral. Holy shit. And by the way, that is, I can eat slow, semicolon. I'm upset with the golden corral, semi-colon. It's no longer golden, semi-colon. The server said that you would have to raise the prices, semi-colon.

Price is not the problem, semi-colon. Golden corral is, three exclamation points. This man is going to, how much time do you have? He's going to sit around two hours to wait on stakes or whatever. whatever the fuck you wanted to eat. That's unbelievable. I can wait. I'll be here. Dinner's at noon, stupid. I ain't leaving. Wow, you suck, mister. And then finally, cinder, one star, saw a cockroach crawling on the grass, on the glass, sorry. And after that, I couldn't finish my food. You shouldn't have wanted to. Yeah, what do you, what are you saying?

It's over. A lot of the food had a slimy consistency and was grossing me out. Food wasn't even that good. The soda, though, was absolutely perfect. I'll give them that. Oh, great sodas. That's terrific. Good. Wow. Oh, boy.

The soda's good. Holy shit. There are so many people complaining about vomiting, diarrhea, and roaches. It's just... Yeah, that's Golden Corral, man. The roaches, though, are just out of control. They're huge. They are just talking...

And there's so many. Dude, there's... We have so many. reviews with the roaches, but that's fine. Now, we've eaten at Golden Corral. So we should be worried. We should be worried. Now, let's find out if we'll ever recover from this illness.

How will we? How will we? We're not at the doctor. No, no, no. The doctor can't tell us. Only the Beaverton Psychic Reader can tell us, Jimmy. Yeah. This is at 1120 Southwest Beaverton Hillside Highway, Beaverton, Oregon. And

Beaverton Psychic.com here. So Beaver, and they close at 11 p.m. Why are psychics open so late? Well, I mean, yeah, you got to get the drunk crowd, right? I don't know. Oh, is this for like Bachelorette parties and shit? Probably, yeah. So we didn't go to the psychic before we go to drink out of Dix for us.

So let's find out if this psychic knows anything about it. Anything. I'm predicting they don't. That's my psychic prediction. My prediction is if she was psychic, she'd have a lottery tickets. A lot of them. And she'd win every week. She wouldn't be open until 11.

I'll tell you that much. She'd know how to run this business for an hour a day. That's right. She'd know exactly when people were coming in. Kimberly 5 stars. She is by far the best I've talked to so far. This is a person that goes to a lot of psychics. That says a lot about them right there.

A lot of readings. She knew what I was going through with my ex-friend. and how she is a person and how she is a person without telling me, without me telling her anything. She knew that her ex-friend was a person without her even telling her. Wow, really? That's pretty impressive. I'm seeing a human being.

Oh, my God, this lady's amazing. Your ex-friend? I think I was a person. The person. Then she's the best. Okay, and she's a person. Great. Lindsay, one star.

All right. Con artist. Yeah. Totally fake, all caps. Okay. Seriously, she got my curiosity at first enough to pay $300 for an appointment. Wow. $300.

You better come before that point that's over for $300. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's a lot. Or your car, you come out and your car's been detailed. Hey, look at that. This is great. That would be good for $300.

While she sits there and lies to you, at least they're cleaning your car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least you get out there. You're like, oh, this is beautiful. Great. They feel much better. You feel uplifted. When we met in her office, she told me absolutely nothing.

Zero. All caps, by the way. That was accurate. That was zero. That was accurate. Then proceeded to say, but I can help you for the low price of how much do you think? $300. $200.

Oh, wow. Wow. She just. What is she going to solve for that? What is it? I can help you. But only. For $2,500.

Wow. That better come with like medical treatment, drugs I can take home with me. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. Yes, people, two, two thousand five hundred, it says in all caps. Wow. So the $300 paid for the $300 paid for appointment got nothing whatsoever but her trying to con thousands.

Shame on you is what I say to her. I hope you know how awful of a human you are to manipulate people when they're at their most vulnerable. $2,500, man. That's a lot. I hope she reads this. I feel sorry for you. Why would she need to read it? She's psychic.

She's $2,500. She's fine. Yeah, she's doing great. I feel sorry for you. To the readers of reviews. That's us, everybody. Yeah, hello. Please, people, do your research prior, unlike us.

Yes, psychics are. fake. Do your research. They're all scamming you. Unless you go to a mansion with Bentley's outside. And it's going to cost you 10 grand. People fanning them and feeding them grapes. Unless that happens

and they say I'll do it for free because I don't need your money. It's not a real psychic. Yeah, I'm going to win the lottery again tonight. I don't, yeah. I'm planning on winning the lottery. I just made some excellent investments. I know they are because they'll be coming in pretty soon.

Because I'm psychic. So I just do this for fun now. Like that's a psychic. Otherwise, I want to hear it. Very few people actually have true abilities. That's an understatement. Most are like this sad lady. Now I see her response.

Seriously, shame on you. Hold on. Yeah, the response here. We'll do the response. I don't go back to that. Response. I'm sorry you did not like. you're reading, but I never told you it was that amount of money. I don't know why you were lying.

I would be happy to offer you a refund for reading. Then God bless you with the prayer hands. I will give you $2,500 worth of beating, you fucking asshole. Holy shit. Okay. You absolutely told me 2,500. We've gone to all caps now. It's over. Shame on you. And simply because you responded does not mean. mean you, my dear, are being honest. But let's see. Are you going to refund the $300 it cost to drive to Beaverton to hear nothing accurate in the five minutes you spoke before stating it would cost $2,500 to help my daughter?

Now the daughter's involved. Shit. Since I only got roped into this because my 25-year-old daughter deals with depression and is vulnerable and walked into your booth at Rose Festival. Hey, what even is that? There are psychologists and psychiatrists that fucking do. do this for a, they actually know how to help fix your fucking daughter. Not this.

This is sad. Because she wants to help her kid. Of course. Obviously, she's got depression. We all want to help somebody. But what the fuck, man? Take her to a doctor, you idiot. Jesus, I'm just the pocketbook.

I do feel sorry for you. You even got on here saying your client slash customers tried to extort, you tried to extort, is lying. Nice. Not to mention since you posted, on giving a refund, you won't return our messages or calls to get the refund. You posted saying that for show, for people reading this. Even more confirms how gross of a person you are.

Gross. You told me my daughter's depression can't be helped with medication. What? To you were the only hope. That's what she says. You could seriously cause someone harm. Yes, if someone comes to you with depression, Yeah.

Real depression. You go, Medicson can't help you. Only I can help you. You should be sued till you have nothing. You should be dragged out in the street and shot. That's fucking ridiculous. We should fucking.

That is insane. Don't nobody shoot this lady, by the way. Because we don't even know if that's true. I'm just saying if someone tells you that, that's fucked up. If someone tells you that, fucking kick them right in the dick or whatever genitalia is most accessible to foot. Don't listen to a non-doctor tell you not to take medication. No, please don't. That is crazy. But not even that. Not just don't take medication. I can help you. Not a psychiatrist.

Someone trained in this thing. I'll tell you bullshit and extract money from you. Wow. What if she took her own life because you told us that and she didn't take prescribed medication? Red flag. Also, was you speak of God several times in same sentence of tarot cards and witchcraft. I'm holding firm to my review. Shame on you. You're sick, lady. Yeah, that's ridiculous. That just sounds crazy.

Dreadhead gives one star. I called to make an appointment, and Nicole was very rude when she picked up the phone. She answered with, hello? Yeah, like one of the phone rings? I was going to say, as opposed to Dreadhead, is that you? Yeah. She expected psychic on the phone instead of the business name. Okay.

Because most of these people do it out of their house, too, a lot of them. That's the other thing. Sounded as if I was bothering her. I had to ask her about the services she provided. She assumed I knew, but I just needed some help in deciding which one is best for me. She wasn't helpful and started talking over me. The entire phone call was rushed and I felt unsure of why I was calling in the first place. If this is a business, then act like it.

Act like a business. Act like a business, bitch. Tina one star. I called her once and it got sent to voicemail after one ring and I missed what the voicemail said. So I called once again and answered and I asked if she was open because it's 1.30 on a Monday. and it's open according to Google. She answered and firmly told me that, quote, all you have to do is leave a voicemail and I will get back to you.

Stop talking to me. I was shocked as to the fact that online it said her shop was open and I called her the second time because I wanted to hear what the voicemail instructed me to do since she couldn't get to the phone, right? And her tone was unmistakable. I was very thrown off by the energy she put out. she's probably running a business for a reason oh running out of business for a reason

sorry rebecca we tried i don't know who the hell rebecca is we did our best yeah we did our best rebecca uh kv one star she stole 250 from me uh oh prayed on my vulnerability at the time of my first and only reading from her she left me with unsettled energy never got back in touch with me after I asked for my money back or even a credit to receive other readings. Well, if she was so bad, why would you want to go back for more?

You need another reading for her to tell you she can't do this? No. That's like you go to a restaurant. Shit sucks. They go, we'll give you a gift certificate. No, it's terrible, I just told you. I don't want to come back here. Is the point?

Do you want some for free? I want none of this ever. I don't want any of it for any reason. Just got conned out of $250 of very needed funds. Well, you shouldn't have wasted. At least it wasn't in the first place. If you need money, don't go there. Don't go here.

She's not going to tell you the numbers. She's not going to give you anything. She's not going to have the answer to your business woes. Scott, one star, bought the most expensive package. I got the most expensive one we had, Carrie. The most expensive package? What is that? Package they had, which included in-person palm crystal ball and past life and card readings.

The crystal ball. Crystal ball? Wow. Get the fuck out of here. If someone's sitting in front of me with a crystal ball like holding their hands over it, I'm going to be dying laughing. We're going to fight. This is ridiculous.

Like, am I at a dinner theater? What's it going on here? Wow. Got this from my daughter's 2022 Christmas gift. This was two years ago. This was written in 2024, I guess. My daughter is called several times to set up an appointment and has been told she will get back with her and never had. The psychic also offered to do it all over the phone, and that's not what I paid good money for.

Yeah, how do you even know she's got the ball out over the phone? You don't even know. I have the clue. She might not even have a crystal ball. It's crazy right now. Oh, you should see. I see her whole life in here. I wish you could see it, man.

This is unbelievable. It's a shame you can't see it. I've never seen anything like this. Oh, wow. Whoa, you got some cool stuff happening. This is going to be great. Oh man. How can you do all that over the phone?

This business is a total scam, unfortunately. No way are the five-star reviews real. Stay away. All of them are not real. Response from the owner. Yeah? Hi. I'm so sorry, but your daughter never came to the door.

If she did, it wasn't by me. I would like to make things right and refunds you or give you the services that you paid for. Please let me know. Have a good day. God bless. God bless. God bless. Got to throw that in there. Yeah.

I mean, maybe we're wrong. This lady knows that she knows what's there. She's saying that she has to know. It's someone who wants services for the money they paid. That's when someone knocks. She knows to hide. She is psychic. Okay, so we have gone to Golden Corral.

That didn't work out. And then we went to the psychic, which now I feel even sicker. Now I feel like I've been scammed. I got $2,500 out of me. Oh, I got Golden Corral steak swirling in my stomach. Things are not good. Health-wise, we're not doing good right now. Mentally, physically, things are bad.

We need to go somewhere to get healthy. Let's go. Let's go to the City of Kansas City Health Department. They'll fix us up. I wonder if they can do anything about the Roach situation in Anchorage. I don't know. It's out of their jurisdiction, but maybe. This is 2400 Truist Avenue.

number 1,07 in Kansas City, Missouri. Three stars out of 200 reviews they have. So not great, not terrible, mediocre. Kind of more than I would expect for the city health department. Right. Here's the other thing. Who would go on Google to review the city health department? Well, we're about to find out.

You know what I'm saying? This is a special breed of person here. Okay, Morgan, five stars. Both the nurses, health department. and has nurses. Gabby C and Gabby B. Gabby. Okay.

Interesting. I thought they were just building the new spice girls, all Gabby style. There's only Gabby's in here. Oh, yeah. In the adult vaccination clinic are the best, very professional, kind, and efficient.

I always highly recommend them. Great. Good for you. Now, Damaria, five stars. I've been coming here since a child, and now I bring my babies for their shots and

The free STI testing is also a plus. Yeah. For my babies? You gotta get their crotches looked at every once in a while. Those babies are wild nowadays. What kind of shit is happening? What is this, Kansas City? Kansas City is also a plus and also a major staple in my youth as well as an adult.

Yeah, she's getting youth SDI tests. What the fuck is happening? Staff is always helpful and kind as even no matter the circumstances or heavy civilian traffic. Okay, that's the five stars. Fuck. Now, they had a little bit of a problem. A little bit of bad publicity, let's just say.

In 2018. November 12th, 2018, this is wild. Okay. The headline is health officials pour bleach on food meant for homeless. Why did they do that? Okay. They were poisoning the homeless. They were doing it so no one would eat it.

Oh. What? Yeah, this is this makes, okay. The Kansas City Health Department threw away and poured bleach on food meant for homeless people. Oh, my God. The food was going to be distributed by a group called Free Hot Soup KC. The Kansas City Star said the soup, or the food, which included home-cooked chili, foil-wrapped sandwiches and vats of soup. You know, things that homeless people would probably love to have.

Very easy. Yeah. Very. And this is in November, too, so it's cold, so soup would be good. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds terrific. But home-cooked chili, foil, that sounds great. Was destroyed Sunday, November 5th, during a coordinated sting at several parks where volunteers had gathered.

It's a sting operation. For what? What are they trying to do? They're handing out soup, everybody. How dare they? The health department said the group did not have a. a permit and was putting people at risk. They're handing out soup to homeless people.

Yeah, what are you talking about? Fucking get in line and hand out a fucking bowl. Shut up. Who cares? These people are going to go eat out of a dumpster if you don't give them something. So who poured the bleach on it? The investigators? They said this is the department director Rex Archer, who sounds like a fucking,

he sounds like a comic book villain. Rex Archer? Sounds like quite the asshole. Yeah. Is trying to take over the city? sounds awful. E. coli or salmonella or listeria can grow in the food and then you give that to homeless people who are more vulnerable and they'll end up in the ER or even die from that exposure. If it's in there. Otherwise, it's just food you're giving them. You're giving people who need food,

food. It's not a restaurant. You're not selling it. You're not setting up a building where you have a thing. You're just going to a park, setting up a table and say, we just made this food and brought it here. Enjoy. This is for you. Wow. The mayor also agreed with the health department, tweeting that, quote, rules are there to protect the public's health, and all groups must follow them, no exceptions. One of the leaders of Freak Soup KC said they will continue to hand out free food, but we'll do it on private property from now on. Okay. Because they were at the park doing it. All right.

So if you do it on private property, then you're having, then it's a barbecue at that point. It's a private place. You can have as many people as you want. Come over and eat your barbecue. But that's, that is stunningly. That's true. Very shitty. Especially not even like a complaint.

Like no homeless person said, I'm in the hospital. Yeah. They just decided, fuck that. Mary, one star. These people are more concerned about free food made with love for homeless people than actual fast food places. What do you mean these people? The health departments. Yeah.

They're more these people. They're more concerned about these people in the park trying to hand out food to almost people than actually, I guess, doing the inspections on fast food places, which are probably gross. I understand a man acting in his role of the Board of Health employee poured bleach on food. This employee actually contaminated the environment by using bleach. Therefore, he should be fined and fired. Sure. Yeah, if we're talking about health, then there we go.

Let's get into it. Gigga, one star. These people literally stopped homeless people from receiving free soup because, quote, the volunteers didn't have adequate experience and only made it worse by, quote, disposing the soup by mixing bleach in it and didn't even dispose of it from then on because they left the mixtures in bags which homeless people could still have drank from.

They just poured, holy shit. Pored bleach all over everything and went, peace out and walked away. They didn't confiscate it. They didn't confiscate it. They didn't take it. Wow. They just said, here you go, assholes.

That's fucked up. That is fucked up, man. Wow. They do this, but don't review genuinely unsafe and unhygienic places in the city. Definitely a corrupt organization. Not corrupt, just just shitty. Misguided. Terribly

misguided. Eric, one star. I'm sure would be great if they had their building open during the days and hours they're supposed to instead of closing down the entire building because of training, quote unquote, like they did on December 28th. Oh, okay. It's between Christmas and New Year's. I expect nothing to be open.

normally that way. Do you? When you put a time limit on how long I have to come pick up my food handler's card and I have to drive 30 minutes to get there instead of it just being able to be printed or off or mailed in the first place, it's pretty ridiculous that someone has to come back because the entire building is in training. Here's an idea. Train people in different times. So some of your staff is available all the time or do it before or after hours.

but I guess you, I guess you when are your, I guess you when you're a government agency, you don't care. That was hard to figure out what he was trying to say there. Sorry about that. Okay, next up. Vivica, one star. Yeah, that's her all right. There she is. No wonder why the STD rate in KC is so high.

Why? Not because people are fucking. It's because of these people. These people are spreading everything. Hey, it's not you're their fault. You're fucking each other. The way these people talk trash or talk to and treat their patients is completely trash. The nurses are rude as well as the staff and you'll be asked to leave if you're on the phone in the waiting room, which makes no sense.

Don't go here for anything. Let me ask you something. How much did it cost? Yeah, that's a good question. Zero is the answer. It's a public health fucking thing. So that's why. You ever hear get which, I mean, obviously, obviously, they're a good.

They should be nicer. Yeah, but if it's free, don't worry about the attitude. No, I expect shit if it's free. I expect it. Oh, they're not going to treat me well because everyone's here with their fucking, with their crotch boils and I have to fucking, and they're at to look at them. It's going to suck.

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That's ironclad app.com slash podcast. Antonio one star, super rude lady. My mom went and the clerk wanted to charge her an additional $315.15. Wow. Why? For what? What are we talking about? Yeah, what did she get? The clerk was also being intrusive, disrespectful, and demanding $315 from my mom

even after my mom already paid. My mom couldn't defend herself because her English isn't great, so this rude lady clerk was taking advantage. Couldn't defend herself? No, this is not how Kansas Citians are. Oh, okay. She does not represent our

lovely culture. Please check your office staff. In the end, a Hispanic guy who translated had to step in and be a voice for my mom. Okay. Brandon one star. This is the craziest sentence ever, and we've just dealt with a bunch of crazy ones. Easily the worst health department I've dealt with in any city.

Okay. Hey, let me ask you a question, Jimmy. How many health departments have you dealt with at any city? Zero. Zero. Don't even know where the building is. No idea. No fucking idea.

No clue. No idea. Wouldn't even think to go to them. No idea. They don't have a clue. They give false information, and they aren't. properly trained. They're more bureaucratic than they are health-oriented

and they're only really out for business owners money so they can continue to exist. Okay. All right. Tim one star. Arrived early and still waited three hours for a scheduled appointment for a government medical exam. Oh. Government medical exam.

What is that? Military or something. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Something like that. Otherwise, government medical exam sounds dystopian. Yeah. I don't want to. that. My state senator's going to go finger my butt hole and find out what's going on up there. I don't want a government one. No, that sounds bad. My wife had three vials of blood work taken only for them to lose it. So she has to go through the whole process of being poked and prodded again. Where did it go? Where would you lose it?

We just lost blood. Is there a vampire working there? What's going on? That's what's happening. How do you lose that? I have no idea you lose blood work. Okay. Had to write down my credit card number on a sticky note because they don't even have a payment processing system. Guess what? You're not getting a payment then. This is free. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not writing my credit card number on a sticky note and leaving it on your counter. Never. Nope.

You process it. I get a receipt and then I go home. Our credit card machine's not working. Well, I'm leaving then. Oh, well. Sorry about it. Lucky me. My lucky day, I guess. Bye. See you. They don't take insurance. God help them. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that helps them. Angela, one star.

I went to get immunizations to get into nursing school and the nurses were very rude. Well, that's pretty fun. That's ironic. Hey, you can be rude too someday. Guess what? Horrible attitudes. I'd rather go out of my way somewhere else than deal with these nurses again. The lady at the desk where I had to show my photo ID had the worst attitude of everyone.

She accidentally charged my card $100 and got mad at it. me because she made the mistake. I've always had horrible experiences with her. Not only does she come to this place all the time. She knows particular employees, for Christ's sake. Yeah, I'm surprised. She still has a job there. Agreed.

Yeah. She's better off working in the back, not in contact with the public. This whole place sucks. I'd rather go to Jackson County Health Department than deal with this rude staff again. Well, by all means, Jackson County's that way. Jesus. Tiana one star. They are the worst place ever.

Ever. Place of all time. There's no, none of worse. Sing, Aouschwitz, all of it. This is worse. The Golden Corral and Anchorage, it's all fails a comparison. They do not answer their phones, will not call you back, and when I leave voicemails or emails. It has been three weeks now, double exclamation point.

They just need to close this place if there's no one answering a returning call slash emails back. Why is this health department open? This is a zero rating for sure. You almost had it. Terrible. The terrible adds something to it. That's okay. I like that. One star from Canemo. They poured bleach on food for homeless people. We heard about that. Yeah, we know. Because get this, the food could be unsafe due to it not being prepared properly. I understand the need for regulation when it comes to food prep, especially where the population is vulnerable as the homeless. But there were probably a dozen different ways these officials could have handled the situation

without looking like callous jerks. The department needs a cleansing by flame. Light it on fire. Cleansing by flame like a homeless man's needle. Everyone needs to be fired ASAP. Everyone. Tristan, one star, was refused service despite having prior test results proving a medical illness that needs treatment.

Oh. Nurse practitioner told me they don't prescribe medication if you need it. Only if you don't. Only if you. No, yeah. We don't do that. We don't do that. What a waste of time.

Supervisor didn't care either. I think that's just the policy. It's what it is, whatever their policy is. Darla one star. I will never deal with these people again. Never again. All caps. Had enough.

The information slash check-in slash greeting process are unkind and useless. The security guard is rude and confrontational. I feel like I was going to be attacked, arrested, or pepper sprayed. Jesus. Or pepper. That goes through your head? Oh, my God, I'm going to be pepper sprayed by the security guard.

It gets worse. I am disabled and use a walker. Yeah, got a pepper spray her right down to the ground. She could use that walker as a weapon. You never know. And I felt unwelcome. The nurses, or whatever they are. spoke to me like I was trespassing.

Or whatever they are. Wheel your ass on out of here. I've never been to a health department or any other health care facility and been treated so poorly. Yeah. Yeah, you could have stopped it. I've never been to a health department. That would have been normal. Chip one star.

Destroys meals for the homeless made by and served by local citizens trying to meet the needs of the hungry in our community. The food is safe and there's never been a problem. How do you justify this action? These people are literally starving to death, and these immoral hacks think they are keeping the homeless safe. Hacks. Fucking hacks by attempting to ban all attempts by volunteers to give them food. They actually confiscate the food, throw it in trash bags,

pour bleach all over it, so it becomes inedible and waste for the landfill. Christy, one star. Here we go. This office is a prime examiner. of government overreach. They sent officials to not one, but four private picnics where groups of individuals had gathered to share food they had brought and were prepared at home with their home and food insecure friends.

Rather than simply ask them to leave or take the time to educate everyone on exactly what codes or laws were being violated, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They also said they left the contaminated food on the ground where animals or homeless people could get into it. That's very nice. It's just going to be squirrels, fucking Civil War, a shiloh of squirrels out there. That's not good.

If food safety was a primary concern, then why destroy pre-packaged, shelf, stable, store-bought food too? Oh, that's right, because this was about who it was being shared with and not what was being shared. That's exactly right. Yeah, they didn't want homeless people

gathering in the park. That was the point. which pretty shitty. Miranda, one star. Highly disappointed every time I've come here or had to deal with their staff members. Again, every time. Why do you keep going? Why are you here?

So I guess if you, I don't know if this is like a county hospital, like a free health care type thing, like a clinic, then I guess if you can't afford it and you don't have insurance, you have nowhere else you can go, I guess. That's what it is. Some of the staff are downright rude and clearly hate their job. I would. Yeah.

I'd hate that fucking job. Terrible. I called to see if walk-in was an option for what I needed, and she spat out, never. Never come here. Stay away. And I said, okay, well then, can I make an appointment? And she said, when do you want? I said, are you open Monday?

And her response was, Monday is a holiday. Yeah, it's a holiday, stupid. Fucking fix it. So what? Okay, lady, geez. you didn't realize you were trying to make an appointment on a holiday she told you about she didn't call you a dumb twat did she know so what do you care i said let me speak to your manager and she slammed the phone down in my ear awful awful behavior and very rude ghetto lady Jesus Christ yeah that that's definitely a euphemism yeah i know just saying you know you're saying hey listen someone who thinks they're better than someone who's going to the fucking free health clinic trying to make a appointments on holidays.

You don't look down on anybody, you white trash twat. How about that? Yeah, stop going to the free clinic on Thanksgiving. Yeah, exactly. Jesus Christ. I usually leave good reviews for most places, but I go, but this place needs to seriously reevaluate their staffing choices. That is all.

Well, good. Thank you. No more for you. You sure you don't want to say anything else? Because we're here for it. Yeah. Assul. Rob, one star.

The security guards at the front are very rude and didn't seem to want to do their job. Are they standing there? That's their job. That's it. They should be the friendliest ones there. If they don't want to do their job, then they shouldn't do security. And don't schedule no appointment because they don't honor appointment times. Don't schedule no appointment.

Yeah. My appointment was at 1 p.m. and still sitting here waiting at 2.30 p.m. horrible service. Okay. Okay. Again, I don't know what he wants out of a security guard. I don't expect anything from a security guard. I've never ever been like the security here is just atrocious.

They're so friendly. Yeah. Like this is the most I expect. If I say, hey, do you know where this is, them to point at it? I don't even expect them to tell me. Just point in the direction. And I'll go, thank you. Don't care.

Just be in the building. Yeah, no shit. Just be present. Coco, one star. joby was the joby jobbby was the rudest health inspector and human that i've ever come in contact with he was extremely impatient angry and unprofessional i would be embarrassed to have him as one of my employees after seeing how he speaks with strangers i'd be embarrassed as his mother for how he carried himself in public oh my god that'd be his mom they pulled a menace to society i feel sorry for your mother

that that'll get you shot by old dog don't do that jesus christ That's wild. That shit will get you capped, man. Holy shit. I am in disbelief of how job he handled himself and how he was trained by the Kansas City Health Department. Our health department needs to raise their professional service. This is a disgrace to how our taxes are put to use. A disgrace.

Disgrace. Carissa, one star. Most disgusting customer service. got yelled at while I was still filling out my form because they were, quote, closing soon at 420 when it says they're opened until 5. First of all, customer service, this is not a profit business. So customer service is a different meaning here. You know, through my ID and credit card back to me, supervisor standing behind her said nothing

the whole time. What you want to say? That's about right. You want to say, don't throw shit? What do you want to do? Come in there and close. line her out of the way and go treat this woman with respect. This is Carissa.

Yeah. You don't know Carissa? E gives one star. Rude, disrespectful, and with mental issues. Oh, they have, they need help. Apparently, with a mental issues. I'm sorry. A mental issue.

Just one of them. One plural mental issue. Gave, I don't know, gave no chance to a Hispanic lady today at her business, fire the lady, she got mental problems. Okay. I think someone came and inspected a business, is what that sounds like. Aegea, one star. It's a shame that funeral homes have to sign in and wait.

What? I miss the old staff that knew what they were doing. I guess you'd have to have a health department at the funeral home, I guess. That makes sense. Interesting. Kim, one star. Health inspector was 90 minutes late to an outdoor food festival, causing over 1,000 people waiting to gain entry in the parking lot.

So they were waiting for the food to the inspector to clear it. So they had to wait with a crowd of people that are hungry and angry. Okay. Carrie one star, I'm a recent hurricane survivor who was homeless for six months. You appal me. Do they appeal you, though? That's the question. I've seen terrible, terrible shit.

And you are. You are part of it. Yeah. People. Holy shit. And then finally, uh, Jershua.

Joshua. Uh-huh. One star worst ever. Yeah. And they want to brainwash people to boot. Oh, yeah. Don't know,

no, no further explanation. Kansas City Health Department wants you brainwashed people. Watch out. Be careful. There you go, everybody. That.

Stay, stay on brainwashed. Is your stupid opinion. Stay away from Alaskan buffets. The roach thing there is just the amount of roach reviews are out of fucking control. I mean, you know that they can survive in anything, but Alaska and they can thrive like that? Driving. Wow.

I mean, I guess if you put a buffet in front of them, literally a buffet, they're going to do well. It's warm in there, all the food in the world. They got heat and food. You're going to be fine. Wow, that is fucking wild. That's psychic, too. It was $2,500. Yeah.

That's what it'll cost you to. I don't know. She's pretty depressed. I think it'll cost you about $2,500 to fix this. That's a lot of depression. There's a lot of depression. I mean, I would fix it for cheaper, but she's super sad. So, I mean, I don't know what I can do here.

I can't really fix it. So, sorry about that. Wow. So do that, obviously, stay away from, don't be homeless in Kansas City. Yeah, don't. You don't want that. You don't want that. You don't want that.

That would be a terrible place to be homeless anyway. I can. It gets so cold. It's so cold in the winter and it's so hot in the summer. I mean, it's 98 with 95 degrees humidity. It's 95% humidity. It's horrible. Zero climate control.

You're in a lot of trouble. It's fucking brutal. Yeah, Kansas City is brutal. And then it's just in the winter, it's just that constant wind from the planes. It's fucking brutal, man. So enjoy out there, everybody. Be careful. Keep an eye on each other.

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