Your Stupid Opinions - Not Afraid To Be Fired, The Adventures Of "D**k Girl", Indecent Proposal Park, Like A Bear In The Woods

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Yaaaaaay! Oh, you know it my friend. I'm so excited for this. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you for joining us so much to hear just loads of other people's opinions about things.

We love reviews and everyone, we all love to read the reviews of things because, you know, it's a party and it's always more about the reviewer than the place. Sometimes and sometimes not. But once again, I must say before we start these, these are not our opinions. That's one thing. They might be correct. We may agree with them and we'll let you know if we do. But we didn't write these. So, you know, if you're angry. It's not at us so there we go Yeah, that said let's get started right away We got tons of show here to get to with a Duncan Duncan donuts that they now just called Duncan for some reason Yeah, well the East Coast just call some dunks Duncan Yeah, it's supposed to be like I guess because they they're trying to compete with Starbucks for coffee really yeah Oh, yeah, that's they've really tried to come on strong with the coffee shit their coffee's real good though they're everywhere around my house there's like six of them within two square miles it's insane they're

everywhere so this one is in Massachusetts 269 East Main Street in Marlboro Massachusetts it's a Boston suburb so I was looking for let's go to the core in the home of Duncan because you say say other places, maybe they don't get it. Maybe they don't. But you know who does get it? Fucking Boston. They love this place. Is it native to Massachusetts, Duncan?

I believe it. I think it is. If not, they've adopted it as their own. They've certainly. Ben Affleck made them love it. There's always a picture of Ben with the fucking Dungs. Because everyone else loves it. That's what it is. Really? Yeah. That's it. It's been the biggest thing here forever. The people

who are obsessed with it. There's been like paparazzi catching him with armfuls of dunks for the last five years. Yeah. I'm talking since the seventies. This is, yeah, not Ben Affleck didn't start the fucking East Coast Duncan craze. No, not at all. He's doing it because it was a craze. So this says long running chain serving signature breakfast items and a variety of coffee drinks. It's fucking Duncan. We all know. First up, here we go. Ellen five stars and her profile picture is a Boston Red Sox logo. So she is straight Boston. I have given her her opinion. Here we go.

Everything was great. Went inside to order instead of drive through ordered two eggs, cheese and bacon sandwiches and two iced teas. Everyone was pleasant and drinks came. Drinks and food came quickly. Very satisfied. That's should be your Duncan experience. You go in, they give you your shit quick and you leave. And if they give you what you ordered,

you should be satisfied. You win, yeah. You win. Next up, Judson, not Justin, Judson, G-U-D-S-O-N, five stars. J-U-D. J-U-D, I said G, yeah, J-U-D. Sorry.

Five stars, large ice caramel swirl latte with whole milk. That's their first sentence. Oh, you asshole, Judson. Jesus, that sounds like a lot going on here. They also have the best jelly doughnuts Caramel swirl latte with whole milk. That's their first sense Jesus that sounds like a lot going on here They also have the best jelly doughnuts with powdered sugar on them instead of the usual jelly with grain sugar Which I couldn't agree more and that's why I go to Duncan is for powdered jelly doughnuts. I don't like the grain sugar I don't want to cry. I hate that. I don't want sand in my donut. But the powdered ones are just wonderful. The Boston Cream is the best thing to do though. Fucking amazing.

It's unbelievable. Beautiful. God damn it. I like the plain chocolate cake ones too. Those are fucking good. Not the glazed chocolate cake, just plain chocolate cake? I'll go with the glazed too. You can glaze it for me. The Crueller is my favorite one. The Crueller is unrivaled. That's an unbelievable donut. Next up, someone who's a real pain in the ass in there.

Five stars from Casey. Amazing service. I ordered 36 bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches. You son of a bitch. You asshole. For a sports team and the manager. And the manager, Yamara, by the way, remember that name, Yamara, made sure that I got them.

Well, that's probably good. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Three thank yous. I appreciate your dedication to your customers. Great work. 36. 36, so there you go. That's the good. Yamara will make you 36 bacon, egg, and cheeses.

Next up, Juliana gives it one star. Here we go. Disrespectful, and then in quotes, manager. Yamara, what have you done? Large woman sweeping behind the counter. I believe she said her name was Yamara. There you go. You believe?

That is the least fucking common name you've ever heard. I believe it's Yamara. You know it's Yamara. You know what it is. I asked for an egg and cheese. Well, you should ever heard. Yeah, I believe it's Yamar. You know it's Yamar. You know what it is. I asked for an egg and cheese, well you should have asked for 36 and then she would have had you covered maybe. It's your problem. You're shooting too low here.

Now, I asked for an egg and cheese with avocado spread in the sandwich and the person taking my order did not want to make this simple request saying that they didn't add it to sandwiches. As a frequent Dunkin Donuts customer, I always ask for this order and have never had a problem. The woman behind the counter started yelling and saying, you can go somewhere else if you don't like it. Then anger issues much is the next sentence. Jesus, if I could give zero stars. I would. Exactly. Absolutely disgusting is what she says. Disgusting is the word?

Disgusting. I won't put that on there for you. Then PS, looking at other reviews complaining about the same poor customer service, I'm surprised she's still there. Jesus, man. One star, here we go from Paula. The employee at the drive-through was rude and he was saying the F word in Spanish.

What? What? He was saying, jingo? What did he say? In Spanish, when I asked for the glass, for the glass of ice for my bottle of water. Really? Then I tell him I understand Spanish

and I understood what he said. Ha ha he said. Now it's getting good. Now we got a confrontation. Fuck yes, I heard that. This is good. He told me that the insult was not for me and that he was insulting his co-worker instead. I was calling him a fucking asshole, not you. Oh man. that's great. Another day I asked for a low-car bagel. She came back though. She came back. That's what I mean.

You go, ah, people say fuck at you sometimes. That's the Northeast will do that. I don't know, they cursed me out, but really is that such a big deal? They do it in Spanish sometimes. I mean, who cares? That's actually more polite, you know? I came in for a low-carb bagel, and they began to say they did not sell any light or for people on a diet.

Wow, he asked me if I knew I was buying a bagel or that they had to remove the flour and yeast from the bagel too. So do you want that removed too? You know you're buying a bagelel and then two or three employees were laughing over the intercom over the intercom. They were like, burn that. Bits got burned.

Ha got her with the no. It's a fucking roast in there. You mince out the customers and if it's funny funny we'll laugh over the intercom. That's a great, wow. I don't know who is in charge of this store. I do. Yamara. She's a great lady. She'll make you 36 sandwiches. Yeah, fuck it. And I don't know who's in charge of the store but I hope that they can do something about it. Probably not. I doubt it.

That's so fucking funny, Laughing over the intercom. One star from Kay. I walk in this store, I ask for coffee, hot latte, and the guy says, I'm sorry, nothing I can do for you. What? I'm sorry, not doing that one. What are you talking about? That's not the order I made. You're a Dunkin' Donuts. Sorry, nothing I can do for you.

You didn't walk into an auto zone and go, let me get a latte. That would've been understandable at that point. This is not, nothing I can do for you, pal. You need some pugs? Hot latte, please. What do you want, windshield wipers? I want two white friends, aisle six.

Yeah, what the fuck, man? And then he says, I like the service very well. Really? I think that's sarcasm there. Sarcasm, yeah. He says, I like the service very well. I think that's sarcasm there. This next person, their one star shit is unhinged. The shit part is I agree with them, but not to this level where I would care

and leave a review about it. Just in basic, if I'm making a sandwich, I do it like this, but hey, if other people do it different. Michael, one star, cheese is a all caps topping for sandwiches exclamation point Yeah, your pictures and advertisement show that yet dot dot dot always on the bottom

What they show cheese on top? Into things I get it. It's on the bottom Fucking cares top. Melting into things. I get it. It's on the bottom. Who fucking cares? How do you eat your sandwich? How do you eat it? In a bite, which takes everything in there and mashes it up in your mouth with your little stupid fucking teeth and then they go down your fucking stomach hole, you asshole. You need them put on the sandwich in a specific order? Is that real? That's what they're saying. What a're saying I agree with if I'm making the sandwich cheese is going on top Yeah, that's wrong, but if I get one and it's on the bottom I'm still gonna fucking eat it and I'm not gonna leave a bad review

It's that's ridiculous. Is he trying to get the cheese to melt into the things look when it's on the sandwich It's not melting. It's not it's it's even if it's melted Then either way you're taking bites of a sandwich that go through one bread and the other bread and take everything in the middle and fucking put it in your mouth. It's all, all the ingredients are going in your face. Yes, you're making a little salad in your mouth,

so it's getting tossed in there either way. What's the difference? Toss salad with your mouth, people. Yes, I know, that was gross. Yeah. Careless, careless from A to B, he says. Everything about your establishment, careless. Should be A to Z by the way.

A to B. Over one slice of cheese. Over a cheese, cheese is on the bottom. That's it, that's the whole review. Eric gives it one star. Can't even count the number of times I've gone there 15 minutes before closing to be told they were closed or the grill was shut down.

That's your fault. Yes. What are you doing, man? 15 minutes before closing, you're like, grill me things? Fuck you. Show up anywhere 15 minutes before closing and apologize on showing up and then be what you get is your fucking problem. Whatever it is.

Whatever you got back there. Any garbage you're going to throw out because I'm not going to make you make things now after you. I know you're shut down. He says, again tonight, done with them. Okay, well, my uncle and I used to go to a restaurant that his friend ran, a Popeye's, in Colorado Springs, and we would go 10 minutes before closing because then they would give us all the shit that it wasn't going to sell.

Yes, I had a friend that I was KFC, he gave me a giant bucket that was like layered with like eight different types of shit to do. Ten minutes before they closed. That was great. You come in nine minutes before they closed, sorry, Wissman already took it all. Gave it away already to another trash relative. We gave it away to trash. Yeah, that was my friend gave me those, I remember.

He used to be the chicken outside. So I'd pull up and a giant chicken would hand me a fucking bucket and I'd drive away. It was the weirdest transaction ever. It was fucking hilarious. Best night ever though. Pull up, roll down the window, weed smoke pouring out, a chicken gives me chicken and then I'm gone. Into the night.

It feels really bad. It was great. Next up, Mark with two stars here. Everyone here works hard but the manager. Going into this location has become a humorous treat to see how she will get out of actually working during work time. Most recently, when the pre-orders were coming in fast,

three customers were in store waiting and the drive-through had five cars. He's just in the back watching. He doesn't even, he has a coffee from a different place. He's just drinking it back there. This guy's got a lot of time. And three employees were working hard. While they were running around busy,

Miss I'm Above All This decided, that's Yamaura I believe, Miss I'm Above All This decided, that's Yamaar I believe, Miss I'm Above All This, decided now is a good time to get out her Swiffer brush and dust the ceiling water monitor and vents. Because you never know when a customer is going to bring their own stepladder and go 15 feet into the air with their white gloves to check for dust. Wow. Meanwhile, she's making dust float down like a fine mist over all the food and coffee.

Yum. Other times you can hear laughing in the back while someone burns somebody good. That's what happens. You hear her laughing in the back with another employee while one person runs around trying to wait on everyone. She eventually does emerge but only to empty the tip jar into her pockets and then disappear out back again. As she giggles. Yeah, this is crazy. Is she running the cell block? Like what's going on here? Or the time it was really busy, she had to make sure to carry the heavy box of straws and to refill the container and napkins. Phew, I'm surprised she didn't have to lay down after that. Meanwhile, a young woman no taller than five feet

was lugging the heavy coffee urns and ice buckets to the front. Really, go to this location and you can play too. Quote, how to ignore the first rule of business. The customer should be weighted on first over any moping or mopping, I'm sorry, cleaning, it should be two P's, that's their fault, not mine.

It's moping, I'm sorry. It's like moping and cleaning, what the fuck? Mopping, cleaning, or otherwise useless task, you know, of cleaning in a restaurant that you have to do by law every once in a while, then write down on a thing saying you did it. Because without customers, you won't have a counter to endlessly wipe clean while you avoid eye contact

with every customer, and when they say hi, you can just give them the fish eye with a blank expression, and walk away. I encourage everybody to come stalk this restaurant with me. Come stalk, just watch, hang out in the back, watch Yomara be shitting her job, it's fun. Jen, one star, found a rubber band in my latte. Oh, who in- that could have been bad. That's bad. I will never go to any Dunkin Donuts ever again. Okay. Okay. Next up is Cheryl. I think these are related. One star.

Food was cold and rubbery. Well, I think I know why. Yeah. Should you check in there? Yeah. We were trying to maneuver a wheelchair around an employee cleaning the bathroom who would just knock it out of his way. At one point, she opened one of the bathroom doors right into the back of his wheelchair so there's a female... Cleaning the men's restroom? Cleaning the men's room? I don't like that.

While eating our food she was washing the table beside us and spray was getting all over our food. Is she stalking you? What the fuck? Yes, she's a problem. I asked for napkins at the counter and was sent out the main doors into a vestibule type space You can't just hand me napkins anyway glad it wasn't usual Glad it wasn't usual dunks and will probably never have to go back there again. Glad it wasn't our usual dunks I think is what they're saying Cassie one star went there at 745 and got turned away because they said they were closed they close at 8 So I left and called to get the person's name so I can report them and they were very unprofessional

He kept saying why do you need my name? And I kept saying and I said because you are closing the store when it's supposed to be open I drove all the way over here to get a hot chocolate. He's going to spit it anyway at this point. Why would you want it? You don't want his name. You don't want him to do it. You're just going to snitch on him.

That's it. Yeah, you fucking snitch on him. I'm making you shit. He kept saying, we closed everything down for the night. So I said, what are you afraid to be fired? You won't give me your name? And he said, no, I'm not afraid to be. They can fire me. The girl he was that with was pretending to be the manager. Neither one would give their names. I will be calling tomorrow

They're just laughing at her. Fuck this bitch hanging up. Okay last couple here one star I could if I could give zero stars. I would I would Should have called this show if I could give zero stars. I should have been the name of the show Damn, we fucking blew it with your stupid opinions, which sounds super aggressive And I'm sure it turns people off before they even turn the show your stupid opinions Yeah, my stupid opinions. What about yours? If I could give zero stars I would we sat in the drive-thru for at least 15 minutes and it didn't move an inch. I got out of my truck and I went in and said quote, you guys have got to get this drive-thru

move and I got to get out of here. One worker responded with what the fuck. That's an odd response. That's Mary Boston. Yeah, what the fuck. Yeah, fuck you. That the fuck. I'll never be back. Bunch of incompetent idiots working there. Ended up telling the guy behind me in the drive-through to back out so we could leave. And then finally, one star from Jamie, got here, no one was inside. All three employees were outside.

When they noticed we, when they noticed we were, I guess we noticed they were slacking off is what he's trying to say. They laughed at us. This, they have a good sense of humor over here, I gotta tell ya. I would've liked working here. As a teenager, I would've enjoyed working here.

Yeah, you got us, we're fuckin' off over here. The young blonde employee then started arguing with me and mocking me, that's why I love Boston. Even a 16-year-old blonde chick will fuckin' mock you and argue with you, that's awesome. I love that What do you want a fucking latte? Get out of here you homo with your latte. Come on keep walking. Oh My god that kept and mocking me they called me an asshole. Fuck me off and went inside

Flip me off and went inside. These are the employees of the place fuck you yourself yeah so I'll tell fuck yourself well yeah go to a red sox game oh my god now the last line of this is my favorite because it really shows that they've learned something in life quote I went to another location out of fear they would spit in my coffee. If not worse, I would say, you're lucky. Okay. They're going to dirty take that cup for sure. So Duncan's a good time.

You know what? Duncan, you're going to go there. Yamaro will fuck you over. So let's fuck ourselves again with the personal item of the week, everybody. Let's do it early this week. Okay, this is the holy, let me show you a picture of it as usual, like I like to do. Oh my God, that's wild.

It looks like a belt with a lock on it. On the front? On the inside of the belt is a dick. So that goes inside you while you wear the belt. No, this goes on your head. What? You put this belt around your head with like a gag in your mouth, but the gag is a dick. What?

And it locks into place. There's a lock on the back. The lock goes on the back. It comes in two sizes multiple colors, too It comes in long and short size Well the short is one point nine seven inches in length so oh choke on it the long ones four inches long You got to be careful with that shit So yeah, this is lock your nose fucking ports too. That's, well we'll get into it.

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$10? Says it's waterproof, and they've sold 100 plus in the last month. Wow. Yeah, it has 962 ratings, 4.2 stars, so. Even at selling 100 of them, that's 10 grand is that what that is $10,000 worth of fucking gag dildos. They've only made 10 grand on this product That's a little hundred plus so we don't know okay about this item penis gag is irresistibly erotic

You will love the seductive look and feel of this gag while you explore your deepest sexual desires. Adjustable head straps provide you more customized fit. You can wear this dildo gag more comfortably and maximize your sexual experience. Discrete packaging, no item information on the label packed in box will not know the purchased item with touching. Thank God. Your privacy will be good protected. Good protected.

Non-toxic, soft and safe, will not hurt your throat, easy to clean. Well, if it's touching your throat, it's hurting it probably. Dildo Dimension. Short item is 1.97 inch in length, 1.2 inch in diameter, long one 3.9 inch in length, 1.38 in diameter. Like I said, $9.99 for this. Golly. Yes. It's special. This is the description, the whole description. It's special mouth gag that has a long penis on the inside for submissives to suck on. This penis gag itself is a mouth-filling 1.38 in diameter

and a full deep-throating 3.9 inch in length. That's not only muffling, it's quite a training tool as well. The panel presses against your subs lips, effectively muffling any kinds of noises that make it past the rubber cock gag loaded firmly in their mouth. This sounds like something you're selling to the toy box killer, doesn't it? This is uh... Or to some fucking terrorist organization. This is insane. Yeah, they'll give up all the info after when you stuff this in their fucking mouth. Holy shit.

Okay. Five stars. Fun toy recommended for more experienced users. Okay. Very fun play. My partner tore this out of the bag when she got it. She had a blast getting naughty with the dildo before fully inserting it. Wow. Oh, she put it in a little, she dipped her toe in the water there and then put it in her mouth. Okay. This is the perfect gag for an experienced fetish player, whether male or female, especially

humiliating is the fact that the gag is shaped like a small erect penis. Probably not for someone just experimenting with fetish play. There are two versions of the penis gag. One with what amounts to the head of a penis, maybe an inch and a half in length. That one probably better if the intention is simply humiliation, or if the player is new to fetish and not experienced with using gags. This version of the gag features a black cock, or penis gag, slightly bigger in length about four inches, certainly not a large dildo, but enough to be more of a challenge in terms of humiliation and in practical terms of being forced to hold a small erect cock in their mouth during play.

Forced. Forced. That's what I used to, yeah, you got to do that to people. Not just when you're playing there. Like if you're playing a game of basketball or you go to the golf course, what's your handicap? Your handicap is you play with this dick in your mouth while it's strapped around your head.

That's how this is going to go. handicapped as you play with this dick in your mouth while it's strapped around your head. That's how this is gonna go. That would be humiliating. That's a handicap. You had to work at the gap and fold t-shirts with that thing on. That's what I mean. Fold them perfectly still. Someone comes up to you and yells you about un-perfectly folded t-shirts and you're like Folded t-shirts and you're like This is fucking wild Particularly humiliating to a straight male who is either penis phobic or perhaps slightly on the bicurious side The gag is big enough that this is a constant reminder of a submissive player status in this regard It's far better for more experienced players. As with any gag, I urge users to exercise caution. Users should be in good health, free of any breathing conditions.

In fact, not a bad idea to check with your doctor before you begin play of this type. Bring it with you. Sit in the waiting room with this around your head and then go, and point to it. Thumbs up, this good? Hey, Doc, I was recommended I bring this to you before I do this. What's the only? Nothing just I'm feeling pretty good to be honest. This is doing this kind of want to play with this. You know, what do you think? I think you're gay. I think so Then they go on embarrassed good. Just get the question out there and enjoy the humiliation.

Are you embarrassed? Good. LOL. Don't worry, there's a good chance your doctor has been involved in some kind of play themselves. I would not lock this device in place. Probably not. Now I've got questions for my doctor. That's right. I don't want to know what kind of play my doctor's involved in. What the don't want to know what kind of play my doctors involved in What are you doing? And of course you don't lock the thing into place with the actual lock because the medical examiner will be removing that later That's ridiculous Coroners cutting that off with both. Yeah

Although that can add to the domination submission field. It's an added risk that's probably not worth it. Locks can fail, keys can be lost, etc. etc. Here's five stars. The most effective gag on the market. Oh, best one ever. You will shut the fuck up. My wife and I have been into BDSM for several years and tried all the different styles of mouth gags and this is by far the best one we've found.

The gag is easily inserted. Well, well yeah it's your mouth so. And fastened to your bound sub quickly and is 100% effective in stopping all speech. These are just guys, they're not even having sex with their wives, they're just like that'll shut her up for 10 minutes. Shut the fuck up there. The humiliated gun. What a weird thing. Embarrassed? Embarrassed?

The most noise, tell your doctor, the most noise a sub can make with this gag inserted is some unintelligible moaning and even that won't be very loud. This is for serial killers, right? Don't tell people this. Fuck. Absolutely no words can be uttered with this strapped on. It's also, I know we're going to have our listeners like, I love that. Great. This sounds like it's an advertisement.

It's frightening. In serial killer monthly. Want to be able to carve somebody up while they're still alive? Put this in their mouth. No one will know. It's either that or that really fun husband that's like, I'm going to put this in their mouth no one will know it's either that or that really fun husband That's like I'm gonna put this in your mom's mouth at Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna put on a table We'll be like shut the fuck up

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preventing your sub from begging for mercy. This is a serious real deal when it comes to silencing your partner. How many times are you going to tell us, you can scream all you want, ain't nobody going to hear you? How many times can you say that? This is ridiculous. How many times are you going to tell us it's not a toy, it's a weapon? What are you doing? You will probably find that a little training is necessary first to eliminate the gag reflex since the end of this plastic penis touches the back of the throat. Just practice wearing it for longer and longer periods and you will eventually adjust to keeping

it in for as long as you desire. The best use, this is best used with the sub standing or sitting upright as the drooling is uncontrollable so being on their back could result in choking on their own saliva. Or drowning. I think drowning was what he was going for. Next up, Kanye gives it five stars. Did he? Don't know. Lock her up, lock him up is his thing here.

It's a fun toy. It's cute that it locks. Gets uncomfortable with long wear, but it's comfortable enough for play. Pretty well made. Not like an Italian leather belt, but decent materials for the low price. Are we talking about leather quality now? It might be Kanye. This could be Kanye. It's not like the Gucci one I have.

No, it's not like that one, yeah. Very comfortable with my slides. Oh my god. Looks great with Yeezy's. What the fuck is happening right now? This is crazy shit dude. Oh that's amazing. Oh man. Wow.

I'm fucking blown away but I'm still gotta go here. Okay. Awesome gag goes very deep. Five stars. The feeling of helplessness as you're tied to the chair and slowly lean back blindfolded and earmuffs on, they're going beyond this. They really are.

Your master taps on your chin and you obey and open your mouth for this long penis gag is slowly slid into your mouth. Deeper, deeper it goes until it hits the back of your throat. And at this point it is strapped on the back very tight and that feeling of helplessness gets greater and greater now that you can't speak. Any attempt just triggers a gag reflex so you obey and remain quiet.

You can't help but slowly start sucking on the penis gag and getting more and more aroused. This is the anxiety inducing that story. Yeah, that's what I mean. For a lot of people, that's not going to be fun, any of that. With some people that's great, I don't know. The gag is great for keeping a sub nice and quiet. When fully inserted it completely fills your mouth and goes deep into your throat so you can't do a thing.

Mine arrived without any odor or bad taste. The lock is useless and probably not a good idea unless you have a partner you trust. You should not do this with someone you don't trust, by the way. Even if you're into it, putting something in that could kill you while you can't make a sound, let's not do that, please. Yeah, well you can't scream the safe word. No, that's the, well we'll get to that later. Oh god damn it.

Four stars gagged noises is the headline here. It's a gag that works really damn well. The longer one will hit the back of your throat and may trigger a gag reflex if you're not completely relaxed. This is a double edged sword. On one hand, it can be uncomfortable during activities, but on the other, the gag will suppress all but moaning and gagged noises. What if you throw up and then choke to death on it?

What happens then? I pair it with a generic O-ring gag which serves to keep my mouth open and gives that much extra space for this gag to be a bit more comfortable. He's pairing it up with other things. He really wants it open. Forcing the mouth open. Oh my God. Okay. Three stars.

Eh is their title. Oh. Not so great. I've never bought anything like this but I thought this could be fun. Oh my god, okay three stars. Eh is their title. Oh I've never bought anything like this, but I thought this could be fun. Mm-hmm. The material is not great at all There's no weight to the gag and it's not realistic at all. It's ten fucking dollars It's ten dollars and it's a dick strapped to your face How many dicks have you ever had strapped to your face any it's straight? It's a dick strapped in your face in your face Since I've never tried anything like this I was nervous it would be too long for me to be comfortable wearing it when I put It on it was no issue sits right at the back of my mouth touches throat, but has no girth I was hoping it would be like a mini version of my husband, but this was really little

If that's what you want this will be perfect otherwise it leaves something to be desired I'm hoping it would be like a mini version of my husband, but this was really little. If that's what you want, this will be perfect. Otherwise, it leaves something to be desired. Not a big enough dick is her complaint. I need much more. Holy shit. Three stars from Ben, it's long, used with caution is the title.

Oh, Ben. First two sentences are scary. I love it, she hates it. Well, that's thrown in's garbage then, but no. The gag part is about three quarters of an inch too long and touches the back of her throat. She can't breathe through her nose when the gag is fully sealed, seated in her mouth.

She has to open her mouth to breathe and focus on her gag reflex. Some sore throat numbing spray helps. We've done that already. Don't bother. Don't do that. Locking it in place is out of the question if she were to regurgitate.

Yeah, she'll choke to death on her own vomit at that point. One star, Lauren, unsafe. Here we go. She almost died. Few people did. I bought this product and it arrived in dusty packaging with Saran wrap around the toy. My immediate thought was, there's no way I'm using this without sterilizing it first.

As other users have noticed. No, no, no. There's no way I'm using this. End of story. Without sterilizing it first. The toy and leather can't be separated from one another. So it's all in one thing. With this in mind, I still decided I'd rather boil it and have the leather be warped than

use the toy as is or with regular disinfectant spray. As y'all would or should know, medical grade silicone, the only safe silicone for internal use is perfectly safe to boil for five to 10 minutes. And this is the advised way to sterilize these types of toys or products. So I boiled the toy for 5 minutes and the rubber toy ripped in half when I took it out. In half is all caps. This is not made with medical grade body safe silicone. If you don't believe me feel free to test it for yourself.

I was so disappointed. Okay, one star. This item is a health hazard. Don't buy. Why? Okay, this is from Insty. Used it once with a partner and it functioned as intended. Then washed it and placed it on my nightstand

along with a couple other toys. That's a nice little layout. It was important to note that my nightstand is not in direct sunlight at any point during the day. With direct sunlight? Is it a vampire penis? What's going on? Well yesterday I went to move the toy and noticed that it had melted onto another toy. Yes, that's right. The right thing, that's right, the thing melted at room temperature. Granted my AC was off but I've never had any other item in my bedroom melt before.

My AC was off so it I've never had any other item in my bedroom melt before my AC was off So it was 190 degrees in my room Anything melted it's crazy. My dog was dead. It was wild What is disturbing is that my room temperature is absolutely lower than the temperature inside a healthy person's mouth if this thing melted in the room It's definitely melting in your mouth when using it. That's a health hazard. Well, that's smart. Okay.

Filthy is the title of this one. One star. It was covered in weird white flakes when it arrived. Well, I know what that is and I'm disgusted. Yeah. What? What? Yup.

That's, uh, someone was using that in a different way. That's somebody else's dildo. Oh, that is not your dildo, sir. That's not your dildo. That's one thing I'll tell you right now. The end that goes in your mouth was covered in cellophane wrap that actually goes down inside the holder so it can't be removed entirely. The only visible, only the visible part mostly torn off.

It's angled poorly and tickles the roof of the mouth and presses hard onto the tongue. Zero out of five, but Amazon never gave me the option to return it. Nope, that's your mouth gag. You can't. Can't return it. Buyer beware.

One star, here we go. Item damage broken. It would be good if it had arrived in good condition, but the penis part of the gag was almost broken in two. I don't know why that makes me laugh too, but it's hard for me to read it without laughing. It's funny because he just wanted to sell books, man. The penis part of the gag, though, I don't think that was ever thought of, was almost broken in two near the base of the gag.

So it was, it's useless at this point though, thought about trying to super glue it back together but this could be dangerous as a kid. Don't put that in your mouth either, Jesus Christ. The last three or four are amazing, last three. Okay, one star, horrible chemical smell and taste. Way too thin and horrible chemical smell and taste. Way too thin and horrible chemical smell and taste. People want more girth to this thing, I've noticed. It's several people.

I want a mouth full of god. Full of penis. Next up, one star, too hard, ruined my dental work. Jesus. Had to trash it after one use. Silicone was so hard it actually loosened the crown causing it to come out. Oh no. We have to make another one of those. Okay. Last one. Rissa. Three stars. This is the greatest thing. Three stars but it's the funniest one ever. You got to close strong. We're comics with this so we know you close this section strong. Be careful you may die is her headline.

Okay, she bought the long one first of all. Okay, quote, it's very durable, large enough for my head. Only problem is I can't breathe with it on. Not even through my nose. I was in a session with my Dom and at some point I realized I couldn't breathe. When the fuck was that? The instant it was put on you? It's breathing. How long did you go without breathing before you realized it? How long did you hold your breath before you're like, I should probably try to breathe?

We have this no safe word policy so I couldn't alert her that something was wrong. I eventually passed out and was revived in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. No! It gets better. It gets better. Okay. How? Eventually passed out and was revived. Oh, you would, it's amazing. And I were revived in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. When I got there, everyone was snickering and saying things like, quote, that's the dick girl.

That's the dick girl. They called it in on the radio. She showed up and they're like, oh, dick girl's here. Oh, God. We're gonna need three orderlies and a doctor waiting out front. We got dick girl on arrival. They called it in. The whole staff was waiting to get a catch of gander at her. Oh, my God. That hurt. That's a DOA dick on arrival. I think I broke a rib. Oh my god. Okay, so someone has been trying to murder us with a dick gag. We gotta get away.

Let's go hide out somewhere where no one will ever find us and they'll never look for us. The I-65 RV campground in Calera, Alabama I think it is. We're tired of people calling us dick girls. We're going to hide out at a trailer park. We're going there. It's an RV park in Mobile County, Alabama. It has got 3.7 stars on Google. Let's start out.

Five stars from Carol. We have our RV at this campground. We love it here. It's quiet. I guess quiet. She said quiet, but I think she means quiet. Everyone is very friendly. Tina is the manager, and we have her cell phone number if we need anything.

Terrific. Even just to come over for a threesome. She's up for it. That's how good the service is. The lot rent includes 5G Wi-Fi and cable. Oh, we've been to a couple different RV parks and I would refer this one to any, this one over any of the others. Okay, Darlene, five stars.

I've been staying here for almost two years. Wow. Wow. The staff, grounds and neighbors are friendly and top notch. Darlene five stars. I've been staying here for almost two years Wow, the staff grounds and neighbors are friendly and top-notch I haven't had any problems and the manager is always available the bathrooms stay clean. I love it here communal bathroom Communal no bathroom this person nope Lives for two years. Yeah with a communal bathroom with with other off the road RV people in southern, Alabama There's a lot of people in in apartment complexes in New York that have like shared bathrooms touch They have to walk outside and go to it. Yeah

You gotta take your steps out of your trailer and go through the dirt to the hole And then she says I love it here double exclamation point boy very every day she'd love that gag She said this is great That's what she said David five stars my wife and I have been living here for about two years very nice place people who run it are very nice They don't put up with any riff-raff here Anybody causes trouble they're gone Okay, come on. That's what he says. I've lived in a trailer park. We're all

No riff-raff in this one buddy. I'll tell you what David would disagree with you know logic and everyone shared experiences David would disagree with you know logic and everyone shared experiences Disagree with it all very safe place to stay. Okay, Kathy one star So when renting by the month if you get if you leave or get put out before even half the month They will charge you by the week. So they prorate Yeah, putting money in management's pocket or paying for what you're there for. You're paying what you used, isn't it? Yeah. What are you talking about?

I didn't use water the whole month. Why do I got a water bill? Wow. Management doesn't keep the showers open. The showers. Open. The showers. Imagine the horror that takes place in there.

Isn't there a fucking shower in your motor home? Isn't there a gas station, a love's nearby with probably better facilities? Is there a hose just anywhere? I'll fucking hose shower. I'm good. I'm not touching that tile. No way to reach them, meaning the manager. Well, ask the other person.

She's got Tina's phone number, so it's all good. No way to speak to the owner. Management keeps that from you. The owner's some shadowy figure in an ivory tower somewhere. Management does not keep dogs on leash. He drinks too much, not professional, very disrespectful, all caps, rude. So the manager runs around drunk with a dog off his leash? Crazy. Yes, and you have to have your dog on a leash. A trailer park, live on site trailer park manager

is shit faced with a dog off, I'm shocked. Shocking. Say it ain't so. Wow, don't tell me he eats fucking pot pies for dinner for six nights a week too, because I'll be real shocked. Bankwits. Bankwits, exactly. 99 centers.

That's not meat. It's particle board in there. Tina One Star. I don't think it's the manager, but we never know. One Star. Mass Exodus, not Exodus. E-X-I-T-U-S. Exit us.

Mass. Mass Exodus. Mass Exodus. Mass Exit us. Going on to the next one. Exit Us. Mass. Mass Exit Us. Mass Exit Us. Going on from long-term renters. Management cursing people loud enough to be heard several campers over.

What's going on here? We're calling them campers. Campers now. People live there for two years. That's a camper. That's a camper. Evictions over dog not on leash To be out by midnight the same evening not very professional at all seem to be trying to get rid of some long-term guests It's working with the road conditions going in and the interstate noise as well as the brand new part going in

Seems they'd be a little more pleasant with their long-termers. No Tammy one star this place is horrible! Exclamation point. The manager is rude and never in the office. There is sewage leaking out on the ground in the back of the park. There will be poop! It will happen. Oh my god.

The water is yellow and stinks so bad even with a filter on our camper What is that water? Is it just Aaron? You have a filter on hmm The water coming in is what yellow got it. Yeah, and they have a filter and it's still yellow Yeah, it's right there. So I would not recommend this place, especially if you have kids. Yeah, unless you want to feed them yellow water. Sarah one star. This is the worst RV park I have ever been to. Oh, and she's been to all mall, all the RV parks and I've had RV parks all around the world. The manager is rude, lazy and uncaring about anything going on in the park. They will not tell you who owns the park to complain to.

It's a secret. Blackrock. Wow, yeah, it's a big secret. Avoid this park. There are plenty of other RV parks in the area. We complained about our sewer that wouldn't drain and it took them two weeks to fix it. Fucking go somewhere else. What? What are you doing?

There's shit backed up for weeks and you're sitting there? You can't live like that. The manager's never at the office or answer the phone. Mostly only one washer will work and apparently they don't intend to fix anything. One star, Samantha, worst place ever stayed. Not I ever stayed. that's ever been stayed Two months the first two weeks there's no Punctuation in any of this except for one at the end

There's two different sentences that have like five six exclamation points, but the rest is all it's an unhinged craziness. Okay anger Just fucking she's at it. She's at it I'm just gonna read it worst place ever stayed two months the first two weeks my toddlers were told no power wheels But other kids could first month no but still no no punctuation first month We were told no bikes, but other kids could then they said our could our kids were not allowed a L O U D allowed to play outside allowed a L O U D allowed to play outside. Then two days later they put a paper on my camper door, refusing my monthly rent and giving me two days to move my camper and my

belongings. Three exclamation points. Then they almost busted out our brand new windows cause the lazy rides her zero turnover sticks cause they are lazy. Do not go seven exclamation points. The what? No idea. Almost. They almost busted out our brand new windows because the lady rides her zero turnover sticks

because they are lazy. Lazy turnover sticks. They're god damn turnover sticks. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. stop acting like you don't understand what turnover sticks are Drive. Oh man one star again Nathan here. This place is really not a campground Okay, it's low-income housing for white trash Do you want to be? Perfectly honest. I think Nathan is doing it here.

Nathan, that's where we live. Wow. Until this place, I've never been to a campground where campfires are prohibited. Well, it's sort of a hybrid campground. That's what it is. He wants fire. He's trying to go camping with his kids. Yeah, he's like, this isn't a campground.

This is people living here complaining about sewers leaking. This is all they've got. Wow. Yeah, he's like, this isn't a campground, this is people living here complaining about sewers leaking. This is all they've got. Wow. Yeah, he's not living here. He just wants to hang out. Can't even have one in a small fire pit. I do not recommend camping here unless you need a cheap place to park your house

for a while while maybe making some meth. Right. That's what it's there for. Now you're getting it. See? Now you understand. He thought these people were going fishing this weekend. No, no, no, no, no, no. No s'mores this weekend, Chief. You're in a trailer park, not a fucking camp. We may. More meth, less s'mores. He thought he was camping. Oh, this is the greatest mix up of all time. He came with his kids.

Come on kids, let's set the tents up. Hold on a minute. There's loose dogs running around here. Oh, this is so good. Judy gives one star. I don't like to ever disparage a person's livelihood, but of 18 days of travel, this was our worst sight. We picked up ants there." Meaning ants are

now part of their traveling party. Right, now they're going along with them. Picked them up. Come on guys, hop in. The laundry room was filthy so my husband and I sanitized it to the best we could before we did laundry. The dryer got some black stuff on a shirt that won't come out. The dryer tore a hole in a t-shirt and there was black around the hole and the wash water turned the no-fade sheets brown. They usually come out white. These people are not trash and we're not used to this. This isn't normal for them.

The dryer probably has like broken plastic things that guide the clothes around that just stabs the shit out of your clothes. Probably just fucks everything up. Yeah, because who knows what people put like rocks and shit in there. Right, the fucking six pack of Bud Light. Catalytic converter, like just shit they got out of their own. I forgot that was in my pocket. Shit, damn it. Genie One Star, horrible place. Uh oh.

Drug addicts, people drunk, screaming, cops getting called all the time. Yeah, that's a trailer park. Welcome. A rural Alabama trailer park. This is a shock to you? They're not camping. This is not, no one here is camping. You don't know how long you've been camping, about four years.

Ever since I lost my house. This is like part homelessness part Garvey living Wow cops getting called all the time stray cats and dogs wandering around people's dogs and cats loose running around Growling and barking at you in your own campsite. They have no respect for boundaries stray dogs They very rarely do with the campers They have no respect for boundaries, stray dogs. They very rarely do. Stop with the campers. It's not camping.

Nope. Or when you are trying to walk your dogs. Well yeah, that's gonna attract the other dogs. Don't bring them, that's bait. Dog and cat feces literally everywhere. They don't mow often or pick up tree limbs. They don't weed around the plants or campers. No they don't.

This place is just, put your shit here. Stay here. unkept try complaining and you pegged oh no that's you don't want to get pegged as she says you pegged as a troublemaker but you pegged is a bad way to put it getting pegged because you're a troublemaker is no good man. I'm complaint, but it's a legitimate I'm tired of the dog. What the fuck? Well at least put in my dick At least make it so I can't scream out in pain I'm not embarrassed enough yet. Oh my god, then they say really a. People flying through, going well over five miles an hour.

Oh, for fuck's sake. At least 11. At least 11. People in park on four-wheelers in the middle of the night going across the street to ride. People leaving dogs tied up at night outside barking. Yes, trash, trash. Absolute craziness.

The lady running appears to not be right, can't hardly finish a sentence, takes forever to write up a receipt. It's meth, I think, is what you're getting at. Drugs and oh boy. He's been here. Pass them by and go somewhere else. As for the owners, message me.

I can tell you so much going on there if you care. Uh huh. They don't care. Okay. They obviously don't give a shit. You're paying a lot fee. That's enough. That's it.

One star from Ronald. There are cats running around causing issues. Stray dogs running around. Told office person has not done anything. Trees are hanging too low. Rubbing RV roofs. Stumps need to be removed, tripped over one in my lot. Unkempt. Keith, one star. The manager doesn't like to do her job. Office

is never open and she refuses to open the bath house. Eww. Gross. Highly recommend any other park. Last to 1 star James. Yeah, the experience was really not acceptable. The managing couple not only are they drunk 90% of the time, they're finding any way to take your money and I think the husband there's something wrong with him. This is the second best line to that's dick girl, okay? Okay He offered money to have a relationship with my wife. What the fuck is happening?

That is the most indecent proposal ever. Oh, it's so we're gonna do it right in the sewage. Oh Right in the feces of the cat and dog Offered money to have a relationship with my wife. That should be enough right there. If the owner reads this, you need to do something about that, because I'm thinking about possibly bringing up litigations against y'all. Litigations.

For offering money to fuck your wife? I don't know if that's a suable civil offense. Is it? I'm not sure You got to show your damages man. Oh my god. That's Hilarious. Well, they offered a low amount now her feelings are hurt. That's the damages Destroyed her emotions destroyed our emotions. I thought she was much hotter than that. It took my ego down a bank Broke her self-esteem whole things bad's bad. Carla finally, one star, very short and sweet. This is not a good place, not family friendly. Basically a southern trailer park.

Yes, now you got it. Okay, so we've been to a terrible, awful place where people will offer you money to fuck your wife and put a dick gag in her mouth. Now let's head to a different kind of park, a much better park, Mount Rainier National Park. Oh, up there in Seattle, yeah? It is, yeah, I've been Washington State up there.

It's fucking beautiful. We've taken the drive from Portland to Seattle on Mount Rainier, unbelievable, it looks so fake. The flight in is incredible, is it not the, or is that Olympia, I don't know. It looks like the Paramount fucking mountain. It's incredible. Yeah, it looks like a picture that's like

in an old hotel, like of a nice landscape of this mountain. That doesn't exist anywhere. It's right here. It has 4.9 stars on Google out of almost 17,000 reviews. Jesus. Beautiful. Service options, picnic tables. It says on the thing, dogs allowed, which

they meant that might be a new thing because people go batshit about dogs not being allowed. It's a 369 square mile park in Washington State, southeast of Seattle, surrounding a glacier capped 14,410 foot mountain. That is huge. That is glacier capped. Yeah, it might be that it might be Yeah, I think it is actually might be at a top the 6,400 high 6,400 foot high sunrise the highest point in the park reachable by car visitors can admire Rainier and other nearby volcanoes including Mount Adams You could their parks by volcanoes including Mount Adams. You could, the park's 5,400 foot high Paradise Overlook

offers mountain views, summertime wildflower meadows and hiking trailheads. Yeah. Yeah, about 1.6 million people a year go there. It's been around since 1899. Okay, five stars for Marsha. The majestic Mount Rainier has gotta be my favorite national park in the USA.

It's absolutely breathtaking They have implemented a reservation requirement this year bringing on beginning on May 24th This is just happened to five days ago. So make sure you make a reservation before it's coming It's a beautiful place for hikes short nature walks and stargazing and look at some of the pictures stargazing and look at some of the pictures. Glacier mountains, beautiful like waterfalls, streams, weird crazy birds. I don't know, that thing is nuts but that's some sick nature. Yeah you're going here to see that because you don't see it everywhere. Next up five stars, I recently visited your incredible park and was blown away by the natural beauty and majesty of Mount Rainier. The scenery was

breathtaking with stunning wildflowers, glaciers, and mountain vistas. The hiking trails were well maintained and offered options for all skill levels. The park rangers and staff are knowledgeable, friendly, and helpful in providing guidance and insights into the park's history, geology, and wildlife. Wow. Okay, one star now. One star. Want to see your tax money being wasted? Visit this place. Why? Right. Wow. Okay. One star now. One star.

Want to see your tax money being wasted? Visit this place. Why? Check out all the Rangers walking around trying to justify their existence. They tried to make it $75 a carload to enter also. I tried. I think they did make it. Wow.

I think they made it that and you didn't enter is probably how that goes. Okay. Cheap fuck. Cheap bastard to see this. Sam gives one star. Mount Rainier National Park is an extremely beautiful and breathtaking national park. Okay, five stars then, shut the fuck up. What are you talking about?

God, I hate these fucking people sometimes. The issue's a very long line, which would take about one or more hours for summer or weekends. My suggestions would be, oh, tell, how do we fix it sir? Oh, tell us how to run Mount Rainier. Tell us Sam. To create five or ten more checkpoints or self-pay machines or stalls if possible.

Please consider these suggestions so that more visitors will be able to enjoy this wonderful national park. This is a win-win solution for all. Please implement it as soon as possible. Thanks. Thanks. I got it fixed. Oh my god. July, this next person's name is, one star. The Rangers were not very helpful with navigating. Many of them suggested using the online services, however there's no cell phone service available. They meant ahead of time. Right, they meant yesterday. Don't show up without it, you idiot.

The big maps were not helpful because they didn't list near as many trail camps or services. We had to get multiple maps that were smaller just to figure out where we were. Well, imagine how it was when there was no maps. You got maps, be happy. However, the sites were gorgeous. Just wish it was more user friendly.

Sorry, there's not so, you know what? Get on top of Mount Rainier and dig a fucking hole in the glacier and stick a big cell phone tower on it. How about that, you fucking whiny asshole? I need a fucking app for every national park, please. Oh my God. It shows me everywhere to go. Jesus, this next one is definitely user error here.

One star, I climbed as high as we could and forgot to bring oxygen bottles and I needed them, but it's super beautiful. Well then why are you giving it one star? You forgot oxygen bottles. You fucked up. Whose fault is that, stupid? One star from Anna.

Our plans were thwarted by lack of accurate information shared on the website. She checked the website. The guy from the Chicago Museum would be thrilled with her. Did you check the website? Did you check the website? We have t-shirts, by the way, just up. Did you check the website?

T-shirts, we got them. They're pretty cool, too. Paradise Inn states that they are open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. When we arrived, we were informed they were not serving lunch. No cheeseburger in Paradise for me. Oh, don't you fucking sad emoji. Our trek from paradise to the gondolas was halted due to

a road closure. Gondolas? What? I don't know what they have there gondola wise but okay. We had to backtrack to take an alternate route. Not enough time to catch the gondolas before they closed at five. Pertinent info that should have been prominent on their website, hashtag fail. Don't hashtag your review, motherfucker. Look at the fucking picture she got of Mount Rainier. It's fucking incredible.

What a failure. Fail, look at that, total fail. I only saw one of the most beautiful things on the fucking planet, fail. But I didn't ride in a fucking gondola and Instagram doesn't know about it. And it didn't get to see my cheeseburger with a mountain in the background. So no one knows about fail. It's the only reason she went there.

Okay Neil, here we go, this guy's got a fucking rant. Okay. Oh boy. One star. The fact that pets are not allowed within the park is absurd as well as all national parks. The reasonings are laughable. Here they are. Someone might feel uncomfortable.

Well, sorry to slightly inconvenience you for the brief moment you have to pass my dog. Someone might be allergic. Then you are outside. To have any sort of allergic reaction, you would have to be petting my dog or confined with my dog. Passing by will never cause an allergic reaction. Next, dogs can become prey. Then, I also can become prey too.

Children are equally as susceptible. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's why we don't put them on like, you know, a big fishing pole. Leashes and shit.

Yeah, and dangle them out. And hide them in front of bear caves. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Next up, dogs can kill wildfire or foliage. We don't put them on like, you know a big fishing pole and hide them in front of bear caves Next up dogs can kill wildfire or foliage in my countless hikes and backpacking trips through wilderness and back a basic backcountry I've never encountered a dog kill or intimidate any animal or impact foliage any more than a human Dogs harass wildlife. I can't recall seeing a video of a dog harassing wildlife. A video. I've seen hundreds of tourists doing so. I don't know, I saw a video of a kangaroo choking the fuck out of a dog.

A man had to punch the roo in the face. My dog absolutely chased a fucking buck out of the yard. 100%. Happens all the time. Was going to murder it. Absolutely wanted to kill it. So yeah, that happens. Bottom line, if I'm outside, my dogs are outside, and it's sad that pet owners cannot enjoy this park,

or any national park for that matter, without leaving their family member at home. The solution that I'm sure every pet owner would be satisfied with would be to have strict leash laws and pet permits to enter the park, as well as steep fines for violations of being off-leash, harassment of wildlife, destruction of property, and so forth. All about he can't bring his dog.

Okay, here's the other part, dude. Dogs shit fucking everywhere. They shit places. That's a problem. They bother with things. That's a problem. If it's a hikeable place, I don't want to fucking step in your dog's shit. If you're not going to clean it up, then don't fucking bring it.

That was from a year ago, but their website now clearly says, Dogs Allowed. It says right on top and clear. So people have bitched and they have heard you, and they let dogs in now. Just clean up your dog's shit. Nilton, one star, I don't know. That's his whole review. One star, I don't know. I don't know. Sylvia, one star, big mistake to take this mountain road, and there's a picture I'll show you here of her navigating a mountain road

that's a big drop off on the side there. Turned out to have a view from this scary drive up a neighboring mountain to view the Mount Rainier itself. Turned out to have, I don't understand her, she had to drive up a scary mountain to see a fucking your drug. Shut up. Just shut up It's a road lady. Just stay on the fucking road and shut up Sylvia. I have a gag that you might want to try It's a little deep you and dog guy too, and I love the dogs, but yeah, both of you shut the fuck up George one star poor facilities

But yeah, both of you shut the fuck up George one star poor facilities Mount Rainier Washington State USA is supposed to be a great place However, there are no facilities for tourists in Paradise Point the main area near the mountain and other areas There aren't enough restrooms and food joints food joints. You're on if you're in the fucking mountains There's nights I mean, there's no fucking Burger King for you there. Not a single dunk. No place to sit or relax. How about anywhere in the vast acreage of beauty? How about any of those places?

Look around. See somewhere to sit the fuck down. You have to stand in a queue to use the toilet, which is not clean. On holidays, while thousands of tourists come here, they struggle to manage the time on the mountaintop. Authorities who collect $30 per vehicle should improve the facilities for tourists. At least build more toilets and restrooms and food joints and food joints. Tourists should avoid holidays to visit this place. Okay George thanks a lot. Last couple here. Cree, one star. Honestly, a huge waste of space. What? Government should cut the mountain down. And move it? Cut the mountain down. Have we done that

often usually? And put a parking lot or something useful here. Then they could add like an Arby's or a mall or something. Maybe a climbing gym or an REI and then in parentheses so that you could buy your outdoor gear to climb. That would be really cool too. Take down this 14,000 foot mountain and put in a building where I could pretend to climb a mountain put in a fucking strip mall please I need Arby's last last to Mitchell one star no water fountains at the top no no you're at the top of a glacial fucking mountain be happy you didn't die going up there and then fucking leave bring your own water asshole. You're in the woods No, no, how would you run a water pipe up Mount Rainier to get it to the fucking top to put up? How would you even go about that?

You got a you got a pump water uphill you idiot 14,000 feet up a hill. Good luck. It's gonna be fun Next up is the last thing and it's not even a review about Mount Rainier. It's nearby North Cascades National Park. It doesn't have enough funny reviews to ever do this one, but it has one that's just fucking bonkers that I need to read because it's can't never have this. So it's close by. Same shit. Mountains. Same exact thing. Cascades. Chris gives it it one star Apparently the US government is Reintroducing and then all caps grizzly bears to the North Cascade region of Washington State

They're thank you breeding them and releasing them. Thanks a lot idiots That's where bears live in the fucking mountains you. They're breeding them and releasing them into nature. Now we need to worry about that when we're hiking in the lower mainland. This person said they're from Canada, by the way. I'm starting a pool on when the first hiker will be mauled by a bear. Who thinks 2024, 2025, 2026, tick tock. It's only a matter of time. Maybe next time you do a survey for public opinion on an action that will severely affect human life, avoid the detached urban areas of Seattle who hide in their concrete towers

and take mind numbing pills to quote cope with life. What? Stupid. And then there's a picture of a bear that he put under it. You can use a picture of a bear if you don't know. They're putting bears in the forest in the mountains. No, not bears! Where will we ever be safe from bears?

What the fuck are you talking about? So there you go everybody. Avoid the woods. There's bears, god damn it. There's bears in there. And no waterfalls. You don't want to be in there. You don't want to be dick girl. You don't want to be dick girl. That's a bad thing.

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