Your Stupid Opinions - Nude Beach Whining, Watch For Monkeys, Just Like The Real Thing

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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More of your favorite complaints, grievances, one-star reviews from around the internet, some of the most fun places. And we have a lot of fun for you today. We have a gross personal item, really one of the more, it's disturbing that it exists, to put it that way. We have a nudist beach. We have a weird market in India. We got all sorts of weird shit today,

so we are gonna talk about it, and let's do it right away. Before we do though, definitely head over to shutupandgivemurder.com where you can get all of your information on all of our shows if you want to listen to those small town murder and crime and sports they're exactly what they sound like except funny so there you go let's do it here we go right away let's go to Seattle nice place going to Seattle like Seattle we're going to Denny Blaine Park. Okay. Denny Blaine Park.

It says it's a two acre waterfront park in the Denny Blaine neighborhood of Seattle with picturesque views of Bellevue directly across the lake and Mount Rainier in the distance. It's primarily used for picnicking, sunbathing, and swimming. Sounds beautiful. Yeah, it sounds great, Scott. Well, it's gonna get better in a minute

when I tell you more about it. It's got 4.5 stars out of five on Google, so it's doing great there. It's 200 East Lake Washington Boulevard in Seattle. And, okay, here's from May 7th, 2025. So this just happened. Seattle police say they will pause directed patrols at Denny Blaine at the beach there.

So that's the headline. They said that they're pausing all directed patrols at the park in the wake of outcry of its enforcement efforts around nudity at the popular nude beach. This is an unofficial official nude beach, is what this is. The cops have all agreed to not enforce the nudity.

Well apparently the people have decided this is a nude beach and we're taking our clothes off here. So at some point you gotta just go, what are we gonna send the titty squad in to just go in and arrest all, like who cares? Who gives a shit? Hey everyone, keep your kids away from Denny Blaine fucking park if you don't want them to see dicks and tits.

Otherwise I don't know. How does that happen though? How does it, because it's the gay Denny's in Phoenix, you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well that's in the gay neighborhood, so that makes sense. That's just hanging out there. But it's a specific place, it's not, you know what I mean? How many gay bars are on? It doesn't say gay denny's on the sign.

No, no, no, but how many gay bars are in that area too? They just decided, and if enough of them go there and then people who aren't gay walk in and they go, I don't think this is our spot, and then they leave and it becomes gay denny's. This is where we get our grand slam. That's how it goes, yeah. Oh, I think we're at the wrong denny's.

Yeah, but that's what I mean, it's like, you go to this park and you go, oh look, a park, then you go, oh, this is where they put their balls's. Yeah, but that's what I mean. It's like you go to this park and you go, oh, look, a park. Then you go, oh, this is where they put their balls out. Yeah. We're gonna find a different one. I guess, I don't know. It's fascinating.

So apparently they had been clearing out sunbathers from the park and reported threats of trespassing, issuing trespassing citations to one park goer who initially refused to leave, city officials made it clear that they were not going to stand behind the department on the issue. They were like, let them have their tits out, we don't care. Jay Hollingsworth, who represents the area around the park

and the district three seat on the city council, said that, was underscoring the need for a thoughtful community centered approach moving forward. He said, as we've said before, Mayor Harrell recognizes that people have a right to use the park nude under state law. Is that right? Yeah, there's a lot of like, kinda loopholes in law.

That's incredible. Is this a state law that's like, anywhere? Technically, it's like a lot of beaches could be nude beaches based on the laws if you actually do it but yeah. That is a politician who hates tan lines James. Yeah I like it. Where the hell does anyone get a tan line in Seattle? I think that's a good point.

Three days of sunshine a year they have they got a tan line. You just got your balls out in the, that's a good point. In three days of sunshine a year they have, they got a tan line. You just got your balls out in the rain, that's all it is. That's all. That is like where my buttholes went. They did say though that just last week multiple incidents of public sex and masturbation occurred, witnessed by Parko. That's the thing. Take your clothes off but keep your dick out of things, you know what I mean?

Report it. And who do you think was masturbating? Was that a guy or a woman, honestly? It wasn't a woman. You don't think a gal has a dildo out there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't think she was sitting there diddling herself like that?

It was a visual, you really needed to see that, but honestly, no, that was a guy whacking it. Give me a break here. No woman sitting there in the sand just rubbing one out. It's not happening. I've only seen one news report of a woman that actually did that. And it's like a crazy homeless woman, right?

It was a psycho in Jersey. She was like screaming about 5G two seconds before that. You know what I mean? I had people on a boardwalk and they're like, what the fuck, man? They say that the park has been an unsafe public space for years and 2023 a man seen masturbating assaulted another visitor.

Well, he's masturbating, that's pretty assaultive right there, masturbating at someone. Anytime you pull it out and start tugging on it, man, that's assault. Listen to this though. A man seen masturbating assaulted another visitor, beating him, dragging him into the water, and yelling homophobic slurs.

You're the one whacking your dick. And then grabbing another man while your dick is out. Who's the gay person here? But a man's looking at my junk. If you're gonna be homophobic and all. What the fuck is happening? So anyway, that's what's going on. They said that they, the chief said, they issued a statement, chief of police,

using a phrase that he might not have expected, he said, simply being nude at this park is not a crime. You have to be like jerking off or something. So let's get into this. Brent with five stars They should really all be five stars. I would imagine here Best beach around jerking off. Well, that would be one star guy was jerking off. Yeah One star guy was jerking off beat me up threw me in the water and called me a homo. So one star

One star and I have jizz on me now. So this is five stars from Brent. Best beach around because I can get naked without any issues. Man, I've stood naked and talked to a female police officer about the parking situation without problems. And you don't feel like that's weird. Okay, talking to a cop would be so weird because they're the most clothed. They're the most clothed. They have on like things are hanging off of them.

Layered. A vest and then a tactical thing and a long sleeve. They're so clothed. To stand there with your dick out you'd feel so weird. They have like heavy shoes on. You'd be like this is so creepy. I don't have handicap spots here. Yeah this is very strange.

Very strange. Consequently, oh, oh, that's what they, I skipped a sentence here. There are about eight parking spaces available. Consequently, you'll have to park down the road somewhere and walk. Please have your clothes on while you do that walk. Wait till you're at the beach to be naked.

Wait till your feet touch sand before you start taking shit off, please. Get out of your miyatta and just swing balls to the beach. God, just dung hanging right down. That's the biggest drawback to this place is the parking. Also there are not any bathrooms around and the shore is gravel. But again, there are naked people around me and that is all that matters. That's all they want.

See that's a person that you should be looking at the positives. I don't care if it's a gravel beach, I don't care there's like sharks that come up and bite you everyone's naked pretty awesome It's only gravel and then I drag my balls through it Sarah Jane gives five stars bet my beach of choice for over ten years people are chill. Well, yeah, they're nude They're naked as it goes most nude people aren't that uptight. That's one thing about them. They're loose. They're real loose. You know, uh, people are chill. It's almost always child free. I would hope so. Ah, what? You better skip that almost.

Yeah. Balls out, kids in. That's how it should be. Kids in the house. If the balls are are out a true gem of Seattle. Yeah, okay Here is three stars from Jay Dean or Jayden. Sorry three stars I really enjoy the ability to swim all natural but this place is loaded with creepy men Yeah, cuz there's tits out. What are you talking about? People if there's two, okay There's these businesses that have, it's a whole business where you go inside

and you have to pay money to go in and see girls with their boobs out. And then you pay more money to see the boobs. And then you pay more to see that, even more. This is just a free place you walk up. Free? It's just a fuckin', it's just a titty smorkus board of yeah, this is gonna be creepy, man.

Guys taking pictures pictures jacking off Standing around fully naked staring at you well Standing around fully naked you're doing the same thing If you don't like a penis then that's your own problem you want they should be yeah They shouldn't be taking pictures and jacking off. That's a separate issue Very separate issue if you're down to deal with this then hit up this beach okay carry two stars here I've been going for to DB for years but the creepers have found it yeah they found

out there was nude women I went to try somewhere It's on the internet somewhere. Yeah, I'm sure. Nude beaches. Holy shit! I went to try to go for a quick swim on Atcherelle yesterday AM and I didn't feel safe so I just went to Howell instead. Sorry fellows. It's probably better later in the day when there are more people there but it was all leering guys, some with half woods going on. It's such a shame. Such a shame that we're so hot

They're naked and I can see how hot we are look at that I can see the reaction So if you're fucking if you're dripping we can't tell so you know what I mean, sorry It's don't every don't touch your dick Yeah, I'm just not gonna if you get a little I mean You know things can happen you're sitting around naked Half hard on zetl happen the wind blows the right way and the tits walking by you see it all but you can't then grab On to it and be like yeah, that's where it is. Don't rub it. Don't rub it Don't touch it. Try not to leer while your dick is getting hard. That's weird

Be cool guys be cool Watch it as it starts rising. Jenny 2 stars, I went with my boyfriend who loves this place. While not for me, I get the whole love to be nude while the sun and swimming thing. But since being naked in all of Seattle is allowed and legal, why not go to an actual pretty beach like Seward Park down on the south side? Because not everybody's naked there. That's the thing. You're going to feel real weird while there's like a family playing fucking volleyball and

setting up their fucking umbrella and you walk by with your balls swinging out. That's why. Just because it's legal. We've agreed to go to the ugly beach because there's tits out there. Yeah, we agreed. We'll be nude, but we'll do it at the undes ugly beach because there's tits out there. We agreed. We'll be nude but we'll do it at the undesirable beach. That's fine.

We'll go where the kids in the frisbees are not. Plus there's a way better view of Mount Rainier and more beach to spread out on. Beach at Denny Blaine is small, rocky, too crowded and felt dirty. Place just felt sketchy and I couldn't relax. Two men came over and peed on the wall near where we set up our blanket on the grass. Rude much? Also get some serious creepster vibes from some of the dudes. Not my idea of fun in the sun. Right.

Because it's naked people. Yeah. You want to be naked on a beach but without anyone else there, which is you should make a shitload of money and buy yourself a private beach. Buy yourself a beach, put out some celebrity cutouts on that fuckin' beach,

and act like you got a party going on. Yes, because you know what I hate about the beach? The people. Fuckin' people and kids and screaming and yelling and fuckin' sand flying everywhere and some sand flying everywhere and whatever music they want We know what music's playing But it's the same fucking one at every goddamn beach in the world every park in Phoenix. It's the same song. We know what song is playing It's either that or some We know what song is playing

Bullshit mainstream Morgan country yes, which either one I'd much rather hear the Spanish music At least I don't understand what the fuck they're saying to hate them Sounds fine to me This asshole I know what he's saying and it makes me want to fucking punch him in the fucking Adam's apple So I don't like it. I don't even know the other one. Carla two stars. It's a pretty little park, but when I was there, I was the only woman for a while. Definitely mostly naked men here and one man had some kink he was acting out getting clothed and unclothed continuously stroking his genitals.

What? What's the bigger part of his routine? Dressing and undressing or stroking of the genitals? Which one do you think is more? Does he slowly do either of those? Putting it on, taking it off or stroking? Or stroking. Is he slow stroking?

Many people were smoking cigarettes and pot. Outside? No. No. Many people were smoking cigarettes and pot outside No, no were there cars driving by with exhaust coming out of them to outside what else happened? Was there a bird cuz they'll poop on you, you know, I care outside I Am enraged that people that get mad at anything in the air outside because it's in the air for about half a fucking second So if that is too much for you, it's. Get in your fucking bubble and stay there you asshole Drives me crazy. Go inside. It drives me fucking crazy There is zero awareness or respect that there's no smoking allowed in Seattle parks. Yeah, cuz it's a dumb fucking rule. That's why

I get no I wouldn't I don't respect that rule either. The same way at the airport when I step outside and they're like, you know, smoking 600 feet down there, I'm like, there's 150 cars sitting here with a fucking top on this shit too. It's always an, there's a roof with 150 cars and planes taking off shooting jet fuel in the, are you out of your fucking minds? The least unhealthy thing that's in the air right now Is my fucking cigarette? Giant garage with so many cars running all you smell is exhaust the cigarettes a break from the exhaust

I go that smells nice. At least it's not burning diesel fuel great Holy shit. I politely asked a nearby, like two feet away from the shade we had found on the beach, naked man, not to smoke, but he was ready, very rude and cursed at me. Yeah, mind your own fucking business. I was here first. Fuck off. Yes. Yup. You came to me. Yeah, you sat by me. Fuck yourself. How's that?

Yes, I had my dog there, and they aren't't allowed either but is your health harmed by a dog? No, if you're gonna be a fucking rule parser Yeah, get your fucking dog out of here then and I love dogs You don't bring the rule book with you and start quoting it while you're standing next to a rule-breaking dog. Yeah And you go yeah, but I mean that doesn't affect anybody's health. What if someone was allergic to it nearby? That's why he's not allowed there. The reason why you can't smoke is because people leave cigarettes on the beach That's the only fucking reason so your dog's gonna shit there. You're gonna pick it up. Not only that I mean, it's a fuck. What if I'm allergic to a dog that I will go I can go fuck myself

Oh, I hate this you can pick dog shit up all day long. How you gonna pick up that dog piss? How you gonna do that? I'm gonna go sit on that put some sand over it like a cat. That's what you're gonna do get him out And I love dogs I If you're gonna be if you're gonna be a rule for a dash to fucking paragraph three Says this then get your fucking dog out of here that asshole So yeah, but is your health harm for my dog being nearby No, and is your health harm from someone smoking outdoors near you? No

No someone smoking outdoors near you? No! No! Someone could do that every second of the day for your entire fucking life and you'll never get fucking a goddamn thing wrong with your health from it because it's just a slight whiff you smelled. You're not inhaling a cloud of smoke, it's outdoors! Smoke rises! Are you standing over people?

No! Why are you sucking on a stranger's face? Why are you trying to shotgun his Marlboro? Yeah, what the fuck? Are you following the breezes to get in the way of it? What are you doing? I'd say that's creepier than a guy slow stroking on a new... Yeah!

He should... when this person said, can you put your cigarette out, he should have just grabbed his dick and started slow stroking and it took a big drag of his cigarette That'll make you go away Oh god, so um No, uh, it was a hot sunny day So it got crowded mostly men two couples of women when we left the nearby mcmansions have had very noisy garden work being done Leaf blow. Oh, so now these people can't even do their very noisy garden work being done. Leaf blow, oh, so now these people can't even do their,

you can bring your dog even though it's against the rules, but people who bought, you know how expensive those fucking houses are in Seattle by the fucking beach? Do you know how, they're four million dollar houses, they're not allowed to landscape, they're not allowed, because it might disturb you at the beach. I'd venture to say they're 10 or more. Whatever.

They can certainly afford a landscaper is what they can afford and they will have one. Unbelievable. They gotta keep their house nice. Yes, it's probably a rule in their neighborhood. And they're probably at work every fucking day to pay for this shit. This is the most entitled human being who's ever lived If you go, you know, this is crazy So this is not a quiet peaceful place to breathe good air and be topless for women sadly People go to be naked if you like it go home and be naked fuck man

Alyssa Yes, Alyssa two stars. I will start by saying that this is still my favorite beach in Seattle. I love that there are no lifeguards and you can, I love that people are drowning willy nilly and you can float to your heart's content on air mattresses with nobody yelling at you. You can be trash is what they just said.

You can bring non-beach things to the beach and use them and be trash and know anything inflatable Throw that fucking thing in the ocean God forbid if you light a fucking cigarette you are the worst person ever Wow and that dogs can chill as well even though they're not supposed to I also liked the lesbian vibe and Comfortable toplessness thing. I like that people can drink and smoke pot. All right, this person's okay. They're just, they just want to bring

an unsanctioned floating device, but other than that, they're like, I like that everyone can do whatever the fuck they want and I'm not complaining about it. Good for you. You can drink on this beach, that's kind of cool. That's fun, but what I don't like is the recent influx of completely buck ass naked men.

Just women is what that person wants. This isn't a lesbian bar. No, that's what I mean. This is, this is a public park. It's one thing to be naked. Although, um, I thought you could just do that next door at Howell beach, but a whole other thing to be massaging sunscreen and onto your shaved balls while standing there at the foot of the water in front of the entire place, please please don't do that to me again Never stroke your penis in public ever anybody stop doing that guys Jesus Christ

I gotta put extra on here. It gets real fucking yeah I didn't even think about that aspect too of like yeah, you're out there in the sun So you got to put sunblock on and how do you do it put with your hands? It's skin. It's just the only way to do it is to you call it a penis. I call it skin How do you put it on your arm? Like this the same way you put it on your dick. It's that you can't help it Like this, the same way you put it on your dick. It's as though you can't help it. It's an awesome beach, so okay, bring on the gay men,

but please don't make this into a hookup scene. So everyone's welcome here, except if you like to see tits. You can't come here, unless you're a woman who likes to see tits, then it's fine. Yeah, come here if you enjoy being nude, but if you enjoy being nude and seeing other people being nude, please don't come here unless you're a woman who likes to see tits then it's fine Yeah, come here if you enjoy being nude But if you enjoy being nude and seeing other people being nude, please don't come here. Please don't come here. Yeah, and Gay guys don't fuck here. Please. Yes. You just said don't make it a hook up spot Please come pre pre sunblocked. Yeah, please

All right SM Here two stars. I used to love this beach many years ago. It's always been a little loose about clothing, but for the most part it was subtle and still relatively benign for most groups. Went down there today and found a bunch of men and only men in various states of arousal and walking around in view of the parking loop.

I'm alright with some nudity, but the naked aroused guys all over the place was just uncomfortable for me and my friend, both younger women. Just a heads up for others. Yeah, I wouldn't go here if I was a single young woman looking to take my top off. I'd be like, there's a bunch of weird leering guys there. Just like you wouldn't go to some bar

that every time you go there, a bunch of 55 year old dudes are up your ass trying to hit on you. You'd go somewhere else, you know what I mean? It's the same thing. Daniel, one star, wow, that place needs some serious help. The view is great. This is the guy, the view is great.

He didn't even see DONGs, this guy. He was like, there was guys here? He didn't even notice. It's just Lizzie and Tits. I saw Rainier and Tits. That was great. The view is great if you can ignore the homeless people using drugs. I'm not joking.

One of them was naked from the waist down and playing with his instrument. If you catch my meaning. No, I don't catch your meaning. What does that mean? What, did he have a viola with him? What's going on? Do you have his oboe fucking in the car. Do you pick it out? What's he? Is French horn he was doing that's all it was

He said for all to see this place needs some serious TLC Not family-friendly or a place to go alone or in general for that matter. Just don't go here as we said one star from Trash, one star, horrible, stay away. They'll break into your car and kill you. What? Well not you, you wrote this review so no one killed you obviously. Can't say it enough, stay away. Well that's yeah, if there's murders happening that's not good. That sounds like somebody that's like, I just want this all to myself. They'll break in and kill you This next one one star from Jeff a park where people wander around nude is quote

Good for kids and now they want to build a playground overlooking the beach What kind of sick puppies hang around this place not for me? Okay, Jeff. I don't know anything about that Daniel one star horrible place smells bad. No view nasty people everywhere. Oh and the piranhas Why rot us with that? Never mind people jerking off? Smoking dogs shit. I don't care. What's their piranhas? That's that should be number one on everyone's thing There's fucking piranhas watch my balls are out. No, prayer. No piranhas? That should be number one on everyone's thing. There's fucking piranhas. Watch out. My balls are out. No piranhas.

Yeah, no piranhas anywhere near there. Maybe they're just trying to keep people away. I'm not sure. That sounds like it too, yeah. Yeah, it says go to Madison Beach instead. Okay. Yeah, go there. Okay, so here we go.

Our dicks are all tanned up and we're leaving the beach now. And we're going to have to stop at the store here, but the only market we can stop at available is all the way in New Delhi, India. So it's a little far. We're gonna take a trip here. It's the Khari Baoli Market. K-H-A-R-I, first word, B-A-W-L-I, second word, market.

I don't know shit about Indian language or how anything is pronounced, so good luck there. This is at, it doesn't matter where it is, I can't read this address. It's in fucking New Delhi, India. You're gonna go there? Probably not, so let's jump right in, except it's 4.1 stars out of like 2,500 reviews.

Wow. It's a big outdoor, I believe outdoor market. I don't know if it's outdoor or not, I can't tell. But it's a big market, okay. Here is Deepak, giving it five stars, or Deepak, five stars. It is Asia's biggest spice market located in the capital city of the most populous country of the world.

China had more people than India by a couple hundred million, I thought still. Did it surpass them? No, I think India has most by a billion. No, no they don't. They absolutely don't have more than by a billion. If they passed it, it is a close race, because China always had the most.

I know India was catching up on them. One and a half billion, 1.4? Yeah, China's got like 1.6 billion, I thought. Oh, they just passed, 1.5 billion, 1.4? Yeah, China's got like 1.6 billion, I thought. Oh, they just passed, 1.419, and India has 1.438. There you go, yeah, I knew that. So 300 million people, is that what that is, or 30 million people? What do you mean?

1.438 and 1.419. 1 billion, 400 million, and shame. Okay, there it is, got it. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for walking me through that. Hold my hand. Welcome to Your Stupid Opinions and Fourth Grade Math. Putting them together.

Look at Your Stupid Opinions and Jimmy's Dumbest Shit. And I had to think about it for a minute. That's a dumb eye. I was like, hold on, what? Well, talk it out, Jimmy, say the number. I don't know what's going on. So expect some serious hustle and bustle here. The market has the old world, old deli rustic charm to it.

Most of the infrastructure is at least 75 years old. But the best thing is that there is almost negligible vehicular traffic on the road so you can walk around the market freely. Oh. Although everyone is busy here in their own work and nobody's going to bother anyone and very rarely are there any instances

of pickpocketing here, but still better to keep your belongings safe and secured in bags or some safe pocket to avoid any possibility of it in that commotion. For the park, for parking the vehicle, it's best to use the NDMC parking lots that are at walking distance from the market there is no spice pepper or pickle in the world that won't get you here that you won't get here so the

place like what the fuck the place is one of is the one-stop market for everything related to spices and herbs so that's what we're talking about that sets the table here is nice um nice neesem five stars curry Bali is a space where you can find everything in cheap in cheapest price not only spices I asked one of I asked one of shopkeeper about socks yeah I'm going to the spice market. Will you grab me? I pick me up some socks. Will you? No problem. The fuck you talk to human and ankle socks. Like I'm looking at the coriander and that looks great. I mean,

it looks fresh and everything like that, but do you have socks is what I'm really interested in. Great deal on Puma. Anklets down there. Holy shit. I asked the shopkeeper about socks and you will, and you will surprise that there was 36 pieces of pairs only in 360 rupees. He had them! 360 of them!

36 pairs of them for 360 rupees which is like 12 cents I think. It's like nothing I believe. Yeah, a ru belt is 60 rupees detergent cake is 50 rupees per kilogram So 2.2 pounds and many more things like that. So it's not just for spices anymore Now they have detergent cake now they have fucking all and fucking now they have tied and adidas socks and Adidas socks down there. Tied pods and Adidas socks. Jesus, next one is four stars. The market is very busy. Many people come here for shopping,

so keep mobile and wallet carefully while walking. All types of products are available here. The seller wants a high price for the product, so do the bargaining. Haggle with them. You're gonna haggle at this market. There's no price tags. No, around around the world that's a that's yeah that's kind of how it works. We're the only well I mean there's a lot of but I

mean we're one of the few countries that that's the price and that's the price. There's no fucking haggling but yeah people like that they like to feel like they get a bargain because they're they over price it and then get what they want for it and you feel great because you got it you bargain them down some. And this guy made money on. No matter what you do Yeah, he knew his price he wasn't going below if you buy a bargain you will get a much lower rate Okay, it's interesting Sid Sid aunt gives three stars

spice and dry fruits Hub only thing is no management of crowd and transport. Always crowded and jammed. If you are visiting then you should park your vehicle some far away in good parking else it will be towed away. As I mentioned spice and dry fruit market. It's huge. Scores of business in one day is normal.

As it is close to safer bizarre crowd and festival time are too much any idea what that meant it's art they're too much as it is close to safer bizarre crowd and festival time are too much are too much it are I think it's close to a bizarre that's safer than this one is what he's saying I don't know it is close to a safer bazaar, that sounds. Did he say, is that what he said? Yeah. Bazaar? Okay. Yeah.

It's close to a safer bazaar, and then I assume there's supposed to be a punctuation after that, then crowd in festival time are too much. When there's a festival going on, it's too crowded, I think. Sounds like a place that has one point, whatever, billion people as space issues. The most place country yeah, and the most populous city is gonna be a lot here one star from PK Beware of fraud and cheats used by local shops if you buy 250 grams it will actually be 180 grams oh

Maybe it's like when you buy a 2x4. It's really like a one and three quarter by three and a half or whatever. You know, maybe it's like that. Not really getting that. You know what I mean? An eight ball of Coke isn't a size of an eight ball. That'd be a lot of coke. Whatever three and a half grams is. That's all. I had bought one kilogram and it turned out to be 700 grams at home Please create awareness Also, most of the shops place their scales in such a way that you will only be able to you will only Able to see only reading not actual scale. So what it shows you not what it shows that it's a it's a it's a feral bizarre

Where you can buy random shit and weights and measures are kind of played loose and fast And you can also fucking haggle with them for it, too, right? Yes, you don't pay the price of a kilo if you're getting 780 grams, you know, you're getting less You gotta know what you're doing here VS one star shame It's the first line exclamation point shame Overcrowded and mismanaged market. This is India's biggest wholesale market and surprisingly is self-managed in quotes There's no support or assistance from the administration or market association

I don't know what goes on in India as far as market associations The shopkeepers are minting billions each day. Oh selling spices You're telling seven hundred. Yeah, that's not a lot of money selling 700 grams of cumin you're making billions Billions of rupees. It's like wow. Yeah, it's not a lot, but do not do anything for the customer facilities There's no clean washrooms. Leave aside the hygiene nightmare for female customers. I fail to understand.

No one has bothered people's safety and convenience. This is a festive season and God's grace, the business is booming. I request the local authorities and association, there must be an association that's got some power here, to act if the government is not doing the needful is making life easier for customers. Market runs on them.

Learn from other market associations in Delhi. Shame. Yeah. Started with shame. Dozens of dollars. Dozens. I mean, you're making 50, 60 bucks a day if you take everybody.

Here is Captain AJ, one star, messed up. This has to be an American. This is a very American man. Messed up as usual. Oh, as usual. Monkeys are moving on the power lines. Oh my God. There's monkeys involved here.

Is this real? There's monkeys. Yeah. Yeah. No monkeys. They have monkeys over there. They will take your shit. Oh yeah. In Asia, that's a big deal. Anywhere real? There's monkeys. Yeah, yeah, no monkeys. They have monkeys over there. They will take your shit. On the street? Oh yeah, in Asia that's a big deal. Anywhere, all over the place. Just wild, feral monkeys running down the street. Fuck yeah. Yeah, I was watching 90 Day Fiance when the little fucking necklace guy, guy who has no

neck, went to the Philippines there and a fucking monkey. Yeah, the way you say necklace guy, sounds like he's wearing a nice chain. No, necklace. That's what I thought. I was like, no I was like Guy who has no neck of a neck absent neck man less neck He had a monkey come up and just swipe fucking a fruit out of his bag Oh my god grabbed it and he was like what the fuck and then the other monkeys started being like oh we got a we got A live one here, so they started like trying to fuck you guys. Yeah for real like oh, he's a sucker too He let us take it so now he's just yeah. It was like he went to prison and someone like you know swiped his fucking, his fucking ramen noodles and they were like oh he's a sucker now, he lets us do that shit.

They started stealing his cigarettes and his Snickers bars and his fucking honey buns and everything else. I saw he swiped his neck for Christ's sake you guys. I don't know how they did that. And half of his body too. We are waiting for some disaster to happen. No political and people's will to reform. Waiting for a tragedy to take place in future. You already said that.

You just replaced disaster with tragedy. Yeah, can't wait for somebody to die here. Yeah, can't wait, then we'll get it. Painful to see height of mismanagement. Appeal APP government to take height of mismanagement appeal App government to take charge of situations and correct it, okay? Okay Gorov gives one star zero percent to this market

We've never had someone try to rate stars and percents have we that's a new one That's it never heard that before if I could give it less than 20% stars. You did it. That's, I never heard that before. If I could give it less than 20%, I would. Never heard that before. That's wild. I think I just broke you there. So funny. What? Zero percent stars.

Zero percent to this market because of heavy traffic jam. Encroachment all around. Rarithela, fruit seller, Comcha, and no any law and order, and especially no police. Okay. Carmen, one star, my experience is very bad for Karibali Market.

They are very crowded there. A single bike can't move there and the smells are very dirty. I love the way they put that. The smells are very dirty. Doctor, some shit I can't pronounce, one star, no arrangement for crowd. Okay, that's it, just that.

That's his whole review. No arrangement for crowd. Scoop gives one star. Give me shop mobile no address for ready-made pouch for ceiling machine? Question mark. What the fuck? And a question mark.

Question mark. Question? Yeah. Give me shop mobile no or address for ready-made pouch for ceiling machine. What? That's, that's, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That is the funniest question I've ever heard in my life. I was confused by the sentence and then I saw the question mark and I was like, mind

blown. I don't know what the fuck now. Wow. Wow. Um, let's see. Rakesh one star. The restaurant sells Coke at much higher than the MRP. Well, how many grams of it did you buy?

Yeah, they sell, they're selling Coke for more than the manufacturer's retail price, apparently. They got just a tenner. The smaller amount costs more. Costs more. Here's a bunch of short ones here. Naveen, one star, not clean, not good. Okay.

That's good, I like that. Very Gorov, one star, cheap people, dirty place. Yeah, that's my kind of place. I love that, cheap people, dirty place. It sounds like the way Nashville would advertise a bar. Cheap people, dirty dirty place come on in and like a bunch of fucking chicks at their bachelorette parties with their brand new cowboy boots would go there kick your kick your boots off and run them bloody come on disgusting the worst let your blisters

weep come on now you're gonna be doing it later anyway. We got a blister weeping ball over here. We line up, we put a bench down there. Get a jump start on it. Let those blisters scab over. Yeah, let's get that going. Neeraj, one star, very dense and unhygienic. So crowded and dirty, which is exactly

what the other people said. This is interesting. One. Well, it's nice That's the whole review. Yeah, I like the I like the dirty smell This is good too Mohammed one star This is crazy. It's a very short one five words. No clouds have already fallen. Oh Get out of there is that say is that like a like a go go message for somebody to do something or what's happening? And then Barat says one star na na na dirty as drain Dirty is train has train. That's gross. That sounds gross. I don't want it to dirty as a drain okay, so

We've been to Seattle. We've seen yeah. Yeah, we've seen old men stroking their cocks Unfortunately Robin sunbum into their sack. Oh my god. We've been yelled at for smoking We've gone to India where it feels like sounds like smoking would have been the best scent in the area Yeah, and a monkey stole my balls Speak and a piranha bit them off So speaking of smells, let's get to our personal item of the week everybody boy And it's the most disgusting scent of anything I've ever heard in my life. This is a product It's on the ball. I'll show you the bottle here. Let's check it out. You can see it right away. There it is.

See that? Jizz. Jizz. It's a bottle labeled Jizz. And the fucking packaging looks like high-end like. Water. It looks like high-end bathroom products. Like, you know what I mean?

Looks like top shelf bottled water that you get in a club. And they're like, yeah, it's nine dollars, but it's good water So okay. This is the master series Jizz water-based lube. This is a lube So we've had we've had a jizz product that goes in a jizz shooter before which was a totally different product This is a lube and it says it is quote semen scented

What is that? I don't think anyone has ever said I wish it smelled more like fucking jizz Nobody has ever said that I can't smell your kids. Oh God Eight and a half ounce bottle it does come in unscented as well Yeah, but we're gonna talk about the scented one here. Jesus Christ. $14.95 for 8.5 ounces of Yeah.

semen scented lube. Okay. It says it is non-staining, body safe, water based formula. White sheets? No problem. It's okay. This Passions Body Safe Water Based Formulas Non-Staining No problem. It's okay this passion's body safe water-based formulas non staining always slick and enhances the body's natural Lubrication the lube fulfills your wildest semen fantasies Boy and washes off with warm water. What exactly I what is your fantasy?

Spray fake jizz on my face squirting it in the air Just spray fake jizz on my face. Squirting it in the air. Compatible with most toy materials, water-based formula is compatible with most common toys, silicone, plastic, rubber, glass, and metal. Also compatible with most condoms. Super Soaker. Put it in the water gun.

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Stay slick and cleans up easily now you can have jizz in a bottle wherever whenever you need it If you okay jizz is not like a Fleeting commodity first of all if you need semen someone will give it to you. It'll just give it to you They don't care. Oh, I gotta walk up to a strange man and go hey Well, you'd give me a load of your jizz right now. They go I give me like two minutes, and they fucking give it to you That's how we are okay We don't care. Oh boy. Okay feels like the real deal. Yeah, it says authentic jizz Let's fuck about it

Looks authentic feels authentic smells authentic non staining clean and cleans up cleans up easily jizz in a bottle introducing water-based lubricant that not only boasts the smooth slick texture of genuine male jizz But also replicates its visual and olfactory Characteristics. Yeah, I'm told that there are people that really are into this They certainly are otherwise this product would fucking exist There are there are quote-unquote cum slots James. Oh now that I know but I would think they want real jizz They don't care. This is safe But I think I always thought of those people more of like as they like

They like the what's the difference? Because it's a delivery Yeah, yeah, because the delivery, there's something depraved in it for them where it's like, okay, I like having a guy jizz on me and that's a thing. But just to take it out of a bottle, I mean, that's- You can do it on your own, warm it up a little bit.

But it's not, you're not being- I don't know, there's a dildo that shoots it out, James. It's the difference between, you know, it's a big difference between doing something yourself. That's like saying, why do you have sex with women? Just jerk off. You know what I mean? I think it's a big difference. It's a big difference between where it comes from and how it is.

I think so. The delivery. The big difference between coke and diet coke, Jimmy. It's the delivery method. It's the difference between fucking throwing a bullet and shooting one you know what I mean it's way different. Anyway so yeah it offers an incredibly lifelike experience that's sure to add an exciting dimension to your intimate moments but the benefits don't stop there. Okay. Okay unlike some lubricants this is the only one that's

non staining ensuring your sheets and fabrics remain pristine even during the most passionate encounters. With this unique lubricant, you have the remarkable opportunity to enjoy the sensation of jizz in a bottle whenever, wherever you desire. It's the perfect way to add a touch of realism and excitement to your encounters, elevating intimate experiences to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction. Steven 5 stars. Fantasies question mark is his title here. Yeah. Okay. Cuckold fantasies question mark. You got him out there guys.

The wife got this and didn't tell me applied it, hid the bottle and told me she had just finished with a date Why? That's not a joke Is he a cop is that a thing I think that's his thing it has to be because otherwise Because he says that baiting murder fantasies question mark. Yeah That or she was just really fucking fishing for a divorce. What of the two, I don't know what's going on here. I believed it and loved it. Yeah.

Ugh. After a few times of doing this, she decided to make it real. This was a great stepping stone and test of my reaction. Whaaaaat? Now we use it when we can't get the real thing. I love the way it looks, feels, and tastes on her almost as much as the real stuff. Okay, I'm leaving. I'm out of this. I'm done. I quit. Why the fuck?

I'm officially retired, everybody. Thank you so much. It's been a wonderful run. What the hell? Where did you find this? Small town of murder, crime and sports. I mean, it's really been a good time, guys. But comes a time in everybody's life where you just got to hang them up. You know what I mean? I mean, Michael Jordan couldn't play forever. What do you want from us? Yeah, we found the internet and we're going to go play baseball.

We're taking a season off to go play minor league baseball. I'm sorry everybody. Oh my god. It's so dark out here Where did all the light go? I don't know about that. I'm the most disturbed by that of all time That sentence just sucked away all the light all the hope all the joy Here's what's fucked up though. If it was a gay guy who was like loved the jizz all we'd be like cool Rock on do your thing, but this guy's like I like you know pretending a wife some Strange guy came in my wife's pussy and told the real deal and I like to taste other guys jizz who come in my wife I'm just

You know what for the first time I'm offended. I've never been offended by anything before I'm offended I came home from work and my wife's just a glazed donut inside and out and I was like Let me taste that. What? Oh my god. King's shame someone but throwing that out there. Nope I'm king shaming. Fuck you. I don't care. Look I didn't even know this was a thing. No, you could say whatever say whatever you want. No. You can say whatever the fuck you want.

That is disgusting. That's crazy. You're just sucking a stranger's jizz out of and off of your wife? Go to therapy already and see why you want this abuse. Something's wrong, man. That's what you need. Close down Amazon, open up BetterHelp, and work on that shit. Because this is not working for you.

Something happened. You're a disturbed individual. Amazon open up better help and work on that shit because this is not working for you Stumpy gives it five stars the title of his review or her review. I don't know the smell. Yeah I was a bit scared That smell I just love on Reno not on one when he says and it plays ooh that smell over and over again Just the way he says Junior yeah, it does that it plays ooh that smell over and over again Of course is a junior saying shit like that yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, so I was a bit scared that the smell would be too strong, but it was not

Yeah now for the smell lingering. Yes, it does. But for me, I don't mind that at all Yes, I did a small taste test and it did not taste like anything like the real thing Well, cuz it's not it's crazy And while only one ingredient has an extremely minor hazard effect I would still not recommend drinking it How do you rock I think you need a mixer with that don't you? Some fucking ginger beer. What do you do? I think a bitters at least, right? Minimum, fuck.

To counteract the salt, I don't know. It's gotta be something strong, yeah. Something, right? Maybe some spice in it. When I say minor, the ingredient does not have any poison warning, but can cause some issues with people, but not all. All the other ingredients are food grade, so they're safe.

I love how thick it is. Oh And while the color is slightly off from the real stuff, it looks and feels the part. I did mix it with some anal desensitizing lube Well, I didn't know that was a thing. I guess booty number. Yeah, I guess you could just put numbing There's all sorts of numbing. Yeah H has some fucking numbing in it, too. I didn't know there was special ass desensitizer. I thought it was just anything with a little lidocaine in it. If it's a topical like that though,

whatever goes in there is gonna, if it's flesh, it's getting the same reaction unless you're wearing a condom. That's the thing. That thing's going numb too. Totally. Well, I mean, they have those, I heard they have those condoms that have like shitbing shit numbing agent thing I don't know why you

don't want that. I've had a heater and a cooler and a nummer and I hate all of them. I'd like the fuck would not feel any of it that'd be great. The one that does fire and ice so it gets warm and then it gets cold it's fucked up dude it's the it's the worst condom on the planet. Yeah, you know why? Because vaginas are perfect in there. It's just great in there. They're just warm already. Why do you need ice?

Yeah, you just gotta go in there. You wanna like set up a little campsite or something. That's what you wanna do. So you don't need different temperatures in the mix. Fire and ice is like, you started fucking her when she was alive and she died in the middle of this. Now she's dead. Why do you need this?

That's a necrophilia fantasy. Yeah, the necro condom. Made by Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy ink. My lifestyles. The worst kind. Oh, so desensitizing lube, and that did nothing to cut the smell. It honestly may have been stronger as I was able to smell it more and more after I did

it. It also helped the color as well. All in all I would recommend this to anyone who wants that authentic smell, feel and look. I do recommend warming it up in some warm water before use. I like that and the warmth does make it more aromatic. Five stars. Heavenly Jizz. Oh Jizz in the bottle looks like thick viscous fresh semen

Fresh thick viscous fresh Good god like someone just sliced the top off a coconut and put a fucking straw in it It giggles Giggles it giggles and shimmers like cum I think jiggles is what they're going It slowly oozes from the bottle like cum it looks exactly like semen on my cock Right it feels and looks exactly like cum slathered all over my penis. Like KC Masterpiece on your rack of ribs. Same thing. Yeah.

The distribution I will refer to the same as mayo. On a fucking turkey sandwich. It even forms little string-like strands on your fingers from your cock. Oh, I'm disgusted My god, it is so Was that six Oh slippery it feels just like a big juicy load all over your penis I've I've never had any reaction apart from I'm so sorry I've never had any reaction apart from I'm so sorry

Awesome it's all over me sweet You don't stand there and like put your fists on your hips and look in the mirror and go. Yeah, there it is I'll get a warm rag. I'm so sorry. She's all over it. Yeah, that's right Oh my god Spilled orange juice Well, yeah, that's how everybody should treat it if you're proud of what you just produced You're you're in a whole other mental state that I don't know anything about If you're like nice, huh, let's I don't get that. I don't understand where you're coming from on that one Okay, it's absolutely without a doubt the hands down

Cat all caps with dashes in between B est lubricant. I have ever found be est Best I will never buy anything other than jizz ever it smells like my own sperm Jizz tastes like my own come that yes in fact. I frequently eat ah This guy eats his come to excellent This guy eats his cup too excellent I don't like eat I am horrified no no no drink is worse probably But he makes not good this stuff and then in parentheses jizz in case you didn't know what he was talking about for the last fucking two paragraphs Lasts a long capital letters time, but when it does start to dry out it gets it gets just as sticky as real cum does

It only takes a very small bit of water to have it perhaps as slick as it started out. Just makes your dick feel so happy. Jizz looks and feels like cum in your mouth. When it mingles with saliva it makes small jelly-like wads just like real semen. Luckily I didn't know that. Many reviewers complain about the smell or the taste is disgusting. It seems to me these folks are not experienced with their own cum because the taste of your semen can change from one ejaculation to the next and you cannot predict it.

One does not swallow their load just because it tastes like fruit salad. Just because it tastes like fruit salad, but rather to celebrate one's maleness. Oh boy. And for pure, uninhibited sexual pleasure. I am astounded that the nice people that make Jizz are able to make such a nearly perfect clone of human- See, even the nice people over at Jizz. I don't know.

It's like. I couldn't even, I don't even know how I read the rest of it. I don't know why they had to write that. Because it's so, the nice people over at Jizz, like it just makes it sound like it's like a family restaurant or something. It's not, it's the nice people over at the happy family diner.

Man, somebody had like seven test tubes lined up and were like, taste that one, now about how about this one? Now rub the coffee beans under your nose, now try this one. They had two cups, an A and a B, B and they're like which one's the real deal Nope you pick the jizz It's that good It's more like semen than semen. It's the best. No, that's mine the worst Pepsi challenge of all time I

Think this is the Pepsi no, it's actually my semen. Not Pepsi. The other one's Coke, but that's my semen. So sorry. So close. This is horrifying. How do you get it close? This is horrifying. How do you get it?

You had, somebody had to taste it. I know. I want to know who's the taster. They should get the most credit. That one's called Zero. You missed. You messed up. Diet Right.

Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants that. It's almost magic. I simply cannot say enough nice things about jizz I'm not sure who enjoys jizz more me or my wife You you think it's you think it's you chief. I'm gonna be honest with you You enjoy jizz more than I like weed so this is you got a problem brother You enjoy jizz more than I like weed, so this is you got a problem brother Anonymous gives five stars finally someone who didn't put their fucking name on this thing Yeah, this is a pretty with some fucking shame for one good. God you have you don't have to put your name on there

You're fucking people Five stars nice effort could be better, but would buy again. I gargle. Real jizz Somalia over here. What the fuck. Close. I'm giving this five stars because it's really the only product out there that has a smell to it. Oh. I'm sure it could be improved upon but until someone else comes out with a better product

then that's where I'll rank this. I'm going to address some of the other comments reviewed here. The smell. Smelling this from the bottle, yes, there is a hint of weird fishy smell to it. Once removed from the bottle, it actually loses some of that smell and ends up with a bit more scents that are reminiscent of the real thing. For what we are using it for, I really don't mind the slightly funky smell. I don't think it's as horrible as others make it out to be. Yeah. Taste. This isn't meant to eat but

if you're going to if but if you are going down you don't want to make you don't want it to make you gag and it doesn't. It actually somewhat sweet but don't intentionally eat the stuff. Okay. Lube. Nothing special. It's lube. They almost all dry out to an extent, no issues. Summary, cool product, only company to offer this, so give it a try. You're only out 13 bucks if you don't like it. If you're looking for something that really all caps looks like semen, the spunk brand is pretty spot on but smells a little chemical and tastes too I will probably buy it again would be nice if they had a larger size to keep costs down

Oh, do they have a Costco for this? Is there a fucking BJ Sam's Club for a giant palette of it? Him and Diddy were like, how do I get it only comes in this size, right? No fuck that I need something different get it only comes in this size right no fuck that I need something different since shipping is obviously factored into prime okay Brody five stars excellent product I was very happy with this product simply put it was worth the money the lube itself is close to the real thing understand that the real thing is hard to recreate in general. It actually take you about three minutes if you really concentrate on it. It's not that hard. It's really cool.

If you really focus and you know. Yeah. However, this was the closest thing by far. People have disliked the product for its bad taste and smell. They are right. When I opened to test smell, it did indeed smell like a bottle of chemicals.

After some experimentation, I found that the scent is actually spot on. I found my sperm smells like chemicals too. After some experimentation, I've really dialed it down to exact. Yeah, I had about 10 guys jizz on me, and out of all of them, this is the mean smell that comes out. It's perfect, yeah.

The median smell is this. The only problem that is, in order to get this smell, it needs to The median smell is this. The only problem that is in order to get this smell it needs to be on the warmer side. Easiest way being an environment that is body temperature. I have found that this is how you get the semen scent and again it was really spot on. The taste is self-explanatory. When you're putting your mouth, what you're putting in your mouth is a liquid that was formulated to be used for easier experiences and fantasies. In other words, a bottle of lube will not taste good. If you read the bottle and description, it does not mention being edible.

So with that in mind, taste is not an important detail for this product. Okay. Nina gives four stars. Okay, very long title to this header to this thing. Stains sheets like real cum looks and feels just like semen smells awful though smells like dead fish sexy and safe cream pie. That's her title. Yeah. Four stars because it really does look and feel like men's natural semen. It's so sexy. It's water-based But it does stain your sheets like real cum meanwhile that they went how many times they say will not stain your sheets during the

Description. Yeah, let me point out that it is it does stain your sheets like real semen It should wash it fairly easy though, but you will see a stain after you use it and it gets on your sheets like real semen. It should wash it fairly easy though but you will see a stain after you use it and it gets on your sheets but hey, it's called natural sex stains for those who want to be as realistic as possible. Speaking of realistic, it stinks. It smells like dead fish or a heavy menstrual cycle that hasn't been cleaned in days. Jesus Christ, I didn't think this could get more disgusting and somehow it just did. Yuck. I'm not sure if actual cum smells this bad. Note that I'm a virgin

and have never smelled natural cum, but I never ever ever heard or known of it to smell like dead fish. It's okay. I'm fascinated by this person. This is a person who's a girl who's a virgin but loves to be covered in semen like I'm fascinated by that. That's interesting. How did you manage that?

I guess you've just let a bunch of dudes jerk off on you all the time I don't know doesn't know said I've never smelled natural come. Oh never even smelled it Yes, I previous done is sprayed this shit all over. That's it. It smells that bad and the smell lingers However, I do know how come looks and feels and it does resemble it You can literally prank someone with this stuff and cream pie Masturbation is both sexy and safe now Especially if you're a woman who finds extreme pleasure in semen on or inside you like I do Well, she's gonna be a party when she starts fucking she's gonna have a she's gonna be a popular young lady

This Nina This is for you urgent though. How does she know that she likes that if this? Yes, yeah, I knew exactly what I like before a woman had sex with me I know exactly what I wanted and it was boobs and vagina and yeah Oral sex and every other goddamn thing you could get your hands on before I was assumed that the titties tasted different Tasted like chicken or sweet. Oh sweet. Yeah, aren't they though? In my head they're fucking they are that is a blow pop

Maybe it's only like one of those things where if you like, if you expect a taste and you taste it, you can make your mind. So maybe that's just as I'm just so happy with them that to me they taste like fruit and- Strawberry blow pop as far as I'm concerned. That is good shit right there. Samuel Four Stars, wife like scent, did a comparison with my cum,

wife said it smells like my cum. That's all, it's a whole review. Wife said it smells like my cum. That's all, that's the whole review. Wife said it smells like my cum. We did the pepsi challenge, just one scent. Oh my god. Okay, Joseph, three stars. It does not taste or smell like an average guy's cum. Average guy.

Superman's cum. That means he has tasted a lot. Yeah, he knows what it's all about. If you're looking for cum that tastes and smells like it came from the following person, okay, and then a colon. If you're looking for come that tastes and smells like it came from the following person Okay, and then the colon so quote I have avocado toast for breakfast eat four servings of fruits and veggies daily avoid fat fast food and unhealthy snacks take Vitamin supplements don't smoke take drugs or even drink very often and I exercise see my doctor and my nutritionist Once a month shower twice daily and have never had a urinary infection of any kind in my life then yeah, it takes it tastes and smells like cum

Okay, very healthy person Yeah, very healthy person Yeah in their body What cum is quote supposed to taste and smell like not what come actually tastes and smell like? supposed to taste and smell like not what come actually tastes and smell like Okay, if you're looking for a cum lube that smells and tastes how it's supposed to be Slightly astringent and vaguely like minerals and chemicals with a tiny touch of sweetness Then this lube is for you pretty much tastes like Elmer's glue which with some very watered down pineapple juice in it If you are looking for what the average guys

with an average or poor diet and lifestyle come, taste and smells like, a little musky, a little salty, a little sweet, a little bitter, a little fishy, oh my God. Oh God. Just your little rock and roll. I don't want your come umami on my shit. I am horrified.

Now, this lube isn't remotely close. If you are used to the average guys' cum, don't get this lube for the taste or smell. It won't meet those expectations. Wow. Okay. Three stars from Steph. What you think, not what it says that's the title okay looks the part kind of it is Consistent color as for the scent not even close. I was looking for a jizzier jizz Nor was the taste Of course I didn't expect the center taste to be anything like the name. I just needed to satisfy a curiosity Okay Okay, evil evil spinach is the name here three stars pretty good I curiosity. Ok. Um. Ok. Evil.

Evil Spinach is the name here. 3 stars. Pretty good. I do like this. It definitely looks and feels like semen. Perfect for the sloppy seconds fantasy. What the? God damn it.

Why? The way I can describe the smell is a little like Silly Putty but more mild. Smells more like my wife's vagina. Smells when she had a load inside for a while without showering. What did she keep it in there? Had it in there for a while without just held it. Does he know how vaginas work? I don't think he does because you know how they run to the bathroom afterwards?

There's a reason man. What do you think is happening at that point? Yeah, she just keeps it. She click puts her hand down there and covers it up But even though We have come on now. I'm gonna need to smell it later to compare it to this liquid bottle of jizz Even though I like it. I probably will get a non scented kind. I'm about to receive bad dragon lube soon Oh, okay bad dragon lube soon. Oh Okay, bad dragon is crazy stuff Kiwi two stars new formula isn't as good. They had an old for all that's nice. They changed it the old for chicken nuggets

Yeah New coke they have here See old formula didn't have much taste and smelled more realistic and had more realistic texture The new formula doesn't smell as good and smells kind of chemically and by and has the worst taste Which makes me think they put a bitter int or something in it see better sense that you put in a new formula works better As lube but isn't really like come more like regular semi thick water based lube Okay I mean thick water based lube. Okay. Yuck, two stars.

This come, this tastes like cum and has been sitting out in the sun, tastes like cum that has been sitting out in the sun for days and is covered in three day mold. Or come from a guy that smokes seven packs a day and has never seen a pineapple in his life. But as a lube, it's fine to good. Okay.

Alrighty. That's weird. Interesting. Let's see here. Let's find a really good one here. Okay, because I don't want it. Well, you know what we should do? What is that? This is so gross. Oh, boy.

Maybe we should hold this over and finish this as the personal item next week. Like a money shot, James? Michael, I was just gonna say, maybe we'll build up. I had a longer way to go to the joke, but yeah, I was gonna say, let's build it up. Let's, you know, we'll start with some foreplay next week and we'll build it up, and then by the end of it though,

we'll have a big giant money shot all over you guys. Because there's a bunch more reviews of this and I don't want to waste them. Just skip around and there's a lot of people eating it. We'll put it that way. There's so many people eating it, which is really, really. I don't want to shoot my load too fast. I don't want to shoot, that's the thing.

I got a lot of load here and I'm going to keep it and hold it back for a while so everybody gets a little bit. You know what I mean? That to load too fast. I don't want to shoot, that's the thing. I got a lot of load here and I'm gonna keep it and hold it back for a while so everybody gets a little bit. You know what I mean, that's how it works. Spread it around. We're gonna go ahead and leave that off there. So we have a lot of crazy shit for you next week, including a Chinese restaurant that has some of the most

unhinged reviews I've ever read in my life about the cleanliness of the place. They basically pick a cat up off the floor and just put it right into the walk Like in front of your eyes with bare hands and even a glove like that's the reviews It's like the head and spin it around and toss it out even not even it's trying to scratch its way out And they're they're just beating it over the head with a fucking spoon That's how it goes so it's a lot of crazy shit. We will get to that and more next week. All right.

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