Your Stupid Opinions - One Ply Vibes, Family Violence Fun, Scary Sex Toy

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

This week, we hear about a place for family fun where men can fight children, at any second. A personal item that freaks some people out, so badly, that they throw it in the garbage. A paper product that may leave you with very dirty hands. A deli with prices that change at the cashier's whim & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello there everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Oh, man. My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. We cannot tell you how excited we are, again, for more of this. We love this, and there's so much crazy to talk about today.

We're going to go up in the sky, but not on a plane. There's so much crazy stuff we're gonna see we have the one of the weirdest personal items of all time oh boy which is saying something because we found some weird stuff and it's only gonna get weirder from here but uh check all that out we'll get right into it at first though definitely follow us on social media oh yeah rate and review the show five stars it helps a lot it helps drive you up the charts helps more people find the show so thanks for doing that everybody that has everybody else get on that shit there we go we talk about reviews make us a good review there we are uh definitely do that also you can find on

social media there's all sorts of groups that people have about this show now where they post their own stuff it's a lot of fun get in there and check it out never mind all that though okay let's get right into this uh let's get up in the sky jimmy what do you say that's a float but we're gonna no we're not gonna float we'll be coming back down we'll do we're gonna do this all on a trampoline that's why we're going up into the sky we're going to the sky zone trampoline park in phoenix arizona hilarious oh yeah i just In Phoenix, Arizona. Hilarious. Oh, yeah. I just sent my daughter there for her birthday. There you go. 4857 East Greenway Road, Suite A.

Oh, that one. I know exactly where that is. 48th Street and Greenway. That's why Tatum and Greenway. They claim to be a chain of indoor trampoline parks featuring freestyle bouncing, which just means no one supervises you, by the way. Freestyle means... Oh, James, I have a story for you. freestyle bouncing which just means no one supervises you by the way freestyle means i have a story for you freestyle means kids bopping into each other left and right uh they have the

super trampoline at this place it's crazy it seems this place seems way crazier than anything it's on the trampoline because we hear the rest of it uh dodgeball fitness programs and more so they also have a restaurant in there and it's a big place where you go bring your kids and they jump on trampolines and shit yeah this place has 4.2 stars on google really out of 570 reviews a lot of one star reviews too a lot of one stars let's get right into it and let's figure it out here's five stars from al al loves this joint his favorite place he said i have been all the kids here since mine was little and all the kids here i have been all the kids here since mine was little coming out of the gate hot al i'm really caring i bet what you have to say carries a lot of weight in the world. Let's just say that.

I have been all the best, Al. I have been. That's a dope sick love reference, if you're wondering. You should watch that documentary. I have been all the kids here since mine was little. Kids love the sky zone and the entertainment it has to offer. It's a great place to just bring your kids to unwind or kids with friends, even birthday parties, of course. He talks like Tommy Wiseau.

He talks like a character in the room is what he talks like. It's exactly what he talks like. Oh, hi, Mark. It's a great place to just bring your kids to unwind or kids with friends, even birthday parties. Of course, Mark. Of course. Nice and clean. Love it.

And keep going there. So he is enthusiastic. Jessica, five stars, just as enthusiastic. Really? Brought my kids here for an hour and a half of play. Thought I would just be paying for them, but once I walked in the door and looked around, I realized I wanted to play too! Exclamation point. I'm a kid again. I'm this place will make you bring your kid at heart out we had so much fun a great way to spend time with your family i also noticed there were plenty of

spots for parents to work on their laptops and still keep an eye on their kids how about don't work in the hour you take your kids to the trampoline park? Maybe then you don't work for that hour. A lot of places for you to be a divorced dad. Jesus, this is sad. I'll definitely be keeping that in mind so I can work here and everything. There is plenty of spaced out seating, a food court area, and lockers to rent to keep your items secure. Overall, a clean place and plenty of Sky Zone employees keeping an eye on the kids. Now, everybody else's reviews, that's the problem, are these employees that keep an eye on your kids.

Too many employees. Wow. Okay, that's the good. Let's get into the bad now here. Here's Aaron with one star. Do not, and this is all caps, do not plan on eating the food from this location. It's not fit for human consumption. Not fit for human consumption. Not fit for human consumption.

That's a lady from Scottsdale, James. Yeah, that's what I mean. She came west and was like, what am I doing? Stick east, sweetheart. If you don't know. Stay east of 64th Street, darling. If you don't know, there's a hard border at Tatum between Phoenix and Scottsdale in terms of how things go down.

Class, yeah, and quality of life. She went west and was disappointed with it. Keep going. Wait until you get to 32nd Street. You're really going to be happy. So it's not fit for human consumption. It's like what dude feeds the tigers in Tiger King there. That's Walmart hot dogs.

Yeah. And outrageously overpriced. Well, it's, yeah. You're trapped there. It's a trampoline park. Hungry kids that just bounced on trampolines. It's brick and mortar. They got to pay rent, lady.

Chuck E. Cheese is ridiculous for a pizza, too. Yeah. Because it's not the point of going there. No. $20 for a quote, it's in quotes, pizza. So technical pizza, I suppose. Nowhere is, $20 is what a pizza costs now. That's what they are.

No matter what it is. It's a big rectangle one, too. That's the thing. It's like a big pizza. It looks like it feeds. Oh, at this place? Yeah, more than a regular round pie, too. I feel like it's a bigger pizza.

$20 for a pizza that even six-year-olds would not eat and they love pizza and the bathrooms were filthy this location also never participates in bogo passes like the other valley locations but kids don't notice those things and had a great time anyways well then why the fuck are you reviewing one star let me ask you this why'd you go there for you to enjoy it or for your kids to enjoy it when you go to the sky zone trampoline park are you like this is a day for me or are you like i'm taking the kids there this is gonna suck i'm gonna i'm gonna need uh edible food for me yeah if the kids go i loved it that's five stars

it's not about done you're this isn't for you asshole whatever you paid whatever the inconvenience was worth it worth it that's why you went there uh leor says one star we went to a glow night there i don't know what that is but i assume everybody's when they do it all in black light yeah i figured they give you like bracelets with glowing shit i figured yeah and you buy a shirt and all this is. An adult man with three kids started a fight. Adult man. Started a fight with a 12-year-old and his family over dodgeball. This is amazing.

Now that I want to see. That's Phoenix for you, and I can see that happening because I've seen that happen before. The staff had no idea how to handle it and because it's not normal uh and it ended up getting broken up by two other parents that was a banner night over over at the sky zone despite the fact that the adult was clearly the instigator this joker was allowed to stay this joker over here oh leor i love you you're fantastic this joker over here big guy he doesn't curse a lot this person i feel like this is one of those guys that euphemistic uh this joker was allowed to stay and he was given free tickets to return by the seemingly 25 year old manager

while the family was kicked out the step maybe the kid was being a dick that's gonna say the kid started the the staff clearly did not know how to handle the situation i would also like to say that based on this review it sounds like a grown man went there alone without a family yeah where's his kids started a fight with a 12 year old and they can't got free pass and they kicked the people's family out they were like we're sorry sir and he went on to go bounce more like what the fuck is happening at this place come back to brutalize more children anytime anytime you like we're really here you know what do it for free here's some passes dude that dodgeball shit is unhinged it's yeah it is

there's like a 16 year old there with a whistle just blowing it and pointing at people when they're out. And then when the last person was, he just like blows them all back in. And then everybody just grabs the ball. There's no like rhyme or reason. It's just drill each other in the face. There's fat 12 year olds who do like that sidearm fucking thing with like six year olds sitting there who are like not even paying attention. And then bang, a fucking ball hits him in the head and you're like jesus christ this is rough it's wild the staff clearly did not know how to handle the situation well i would say not

i don't think they're used to that particular situation uh phil gives it one star do not send your kids here ever this ever ever this place is unsafe for any age yeah yeah any even adults a trampoline part 12 year old they'll fight you um fights take place here many kids clearly indicate guns are near the location and the owner slash staff do absolutely nothing i don't know what that means many kids clearly indicate guns are near the location what does that mean like just like making gun i'll go get my piece yeah like it's outside i keep it under that bush out there i run in a locker with one in it it's already in there when i got here so i think it's just a house gun in case a fight breaks out i'm coming for you it says in

case 12 year old gives you shit on it and it's like a break glass here's isaac one star waited 15 minutes to buy a bottle of water obviously a place run by undeveloped brains of 15 year olds what do you want what do you want and then? And then if you hired a bunch of responsible 35-year-olds, you'd be complaining about how much it costs to go there. So shut the fuck up. Right, because they need a living wage. These children don't. Yeah, we can pay these kids shit, and then they don't care what your kids do.

You watch them. This is the brittle social contract that we all have. We'll pay less to be less safe, but I'll keep an eye on it. And then it's on you. You can't trust a 15-year-old to keep the well-being of your child a fucking priority. Not in a dangerous situation like this. Are you out of your mind? My toddler also wanted popcorn.

I had to say yes, and this thing was the driest popcorn i ever bought and paid for bad experience again i expect quality food from the trampoline park that's where i that's where i there is there's there's diseases all over this place and you want food tried the tasting menu wasn't satisfied with the row like what are you talking about there's fucking mercy what are you going on about lord uh next up one star the leadership at this location is subpar to say the least i believe the leadership the youth is led by rodney and then we got a name oh yeah rodney will come up more than once. And then there's parentheses manager.

Rodney's the manager. And that's not good for any young man or woman. Rodney. Rodney being your leader. Rodney is low vibrating, to say the least. Rodney's got to be calm or else he'd beat the shit out of all these kids in this place. You want high vibrators from these? No.

You don't want that. You don't want me in there. I will start fucking swinging on kids. I swear to God. They're not mine. I don't care. 8,000 RPM? Somebody's getting hurt.

Yeah. Something's happening here. When you interview managers, you just pick whoever was the calmest. I don't even care. What does he got? A prison record? Great. I don't care.

He seems like he will not kill the children. He needs an overdrive speed. As long as he's humming, we're good. This place is the most frustrating place ever. Okay. Sky Zone execs should evaluate Ronnie's leadership roles. That's my favorite phrase I've ever heard. Sky Zone execs.

You pictured a big boardroom, didn't yeah with guys sitting around table guys in like a three thousand dollar suit and ladies with like the power fucking you know like business lady suit on and all that and they're an sz lapel lapel yeah big logo on the wall of an and like fucking, but the meeting around the board table, none of them are of chairs. They're just bouncing very slowly on trampolines, like two inches. That's how they do their meetings. That's the sky zone executive boardroom.

So what do you expect? Those little workout. Those little ones. They just do that. Those tiny circles. I don't know. I feel like we should make the pizza better at the locations. How dare you, Johnson?

We will not. You know how expensive that would be as they hop up and down? That would be so ridiculous. I would love it. Let's talk about taxes and amortization over the next five years. Bounce, bounce, bounce. There's at least one person on one of those ergonomic bounce balls. You know it.

Yeah, yeah. They got like an ankle problem. They can't bounce on the trampoline. Susan had her knee replaced last year. She can't do that, so she's going to do it. She's got a ball. She's got a ball. She feels real left out.

So they should evaluate Rodney's leadership roles immediately. That's action one of the board here. Post haste. Post haste. My experience here at this location wasn't one I would like to remember.

Well, you didn't mention anything about what happened first of all. Right. You just said Rodney sucks but you didn't say why. So, I can't really take you seriously.

Veronica, one star, this place is okay but all the fun is killed by the yelling teenagers that work there. What? Apparently the workers are a problem

my kids got yelled at so many times it was ridiculous well you should have yelled at your kids sounds like you brought heathens to a fun park and then didn't yell at them which is your job to somebody else uh my daughter was jumping with her other five-year-old friend in the same square and they got yelled at they're jumping six inches high okay well get in your own fucking square that's the rule because when they crack their heads open and then you complain that the employees let their kids crack their heads open then it's a bigger problem yeah these teenagers need to chill out i don't remember being that high strung when i was that young no because i was stoned 24 hours a day so i was definitely i would have been like i don't fucking knock yourselves out i don't care i'll be out back um i spent over 100 for two hours and my kids played maybe 20 minutes because they

were tired of being yelled at i won't be returning okay well maybe teach them how to jump yeah your kids are spoiled without being the fucking problem. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like you're one of the... I'll bet they go to that white fucking school. That rich fucktard school. By Horizon.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's where they go. Rancho Solano is the name of that school. Is that what it's called? Yeah, I went to Horizon for a month. Rich fucktard school. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Also, a lot of people complain that you can't wear your own shirt if it doesn't have the right colors and the socks have to be, you have to buy socks from there. You have to rent the socks or buy the socks. On a jump night that's a glow night, you have to wear one of their glow shirts. Otherwise, you won't be seen and you'll get fucking blasted into. It's dark in there. People got mad because they were like, I bought grippy socks specifically for this, and then they made me buy more socks. So they were like, now I have all these socks.

Your hospital socks aren't good enough. Sorry. I don't know what's going on here. One star from Tabitha. We had a child of two years old playing on the opposite end of the basketball court. Several older kids began to ran over and nearly trample him yeah get that kid out of there these are kids that are they're bouncing on tramps to dunk man that's your fucking toddler out of the way and the teenagers who don't

work there are not responsible for your toddler that's the thing that happens here meanwhile the worker stood there and watched the ordeal occur multiple times and say nothing to the older kids to be careful they he's looking for something to laugh at yeah they advocate a safe environment and this did not occur at all a worker passed us with the two-year-old and nearly walked over him as well very disappointing it's almost like it's not good for two-year-olds right that's what it sounds like to me. And Jesus Christ, that's ridiculous. Finally, here we go. Last one because it's a doozy.

Lisa, I can tell you this was the firsthand experience. My daughter was at Sky Zone Friday night. A girl wanted to fight her. Of course. Obviously. The girl's dad showed up and asked her to go in and get my daughter to fight. What? You go get that girl and bring her out here and you two square off.

What? I wonder why this girl wants to fight at the Sky Zone trampoline park because her dad's like, you get that little bitch out here and fight her. Drag her out here by her hair. Wow. My daughter walked outside and the dad was there and began yelling at multiple children. Jesus. What is his problem? Wow.

My daughter ran inside and other children came in behind her reporting, quote, there is a gun. What? Someone's packing heat to a 12-year-old girl fight. What is happening? Phoenix, get it together. Why'd you move from Phoenix? Oh, I don't know. year old sky zone 12 year old girls bucking shots off at each other at the sky zone trampoline wow and this isn't even a terrible area at all no that's a nice area what i took my kids to

is in a way worse neighborhood they have this the competition trampoline it's like it's got a warning on it it'll shoot you into the fucking air a kid jumped off the competition trampoline it's like it's got a warning on it it'll shoot you into the fucking air a kid jumped off the wall and into it his leg fucking snapped and sprayed blood everywhere awesome he joked theismann awesome that's wild oh my god my daughter ran into the bathroom and called us to go get her my husband hurried to the location grabbed my daughter and two of her friends and left as her safety was the number one priority. Yeah, if someone wanted to shoot her. He then called the manager

the next day. The manager told him they were aware of the incident and that multiple kids reported someone had a gun. They chose to get staff to get all the kids inside. They chose to get staff to get all the kids inside. No police report was filed. For all we know, one of the kids had a gun.

This was indeed a firsthand experience. I will post a more detailed firsthand account. In 2022, there's a report of a gun. Police should be called safety. In 2022, if there's a report of a gun, police should be called safety. It's so important, especially with children. Who's bringing guns to trampoline parks? What the fuck are you doing uh and then

finally last one here all the bathrooms at the facility were out of business out of business is a great way to put bathrooms not working my kid peed themselves on the trampoline because of this out of business out of business and it's out of business no No pooping. I would say it's got a surplus of business. No shit. So there you go. His kid peed all over himself, and that's a problem. Unsanitary facility and bad public accommodations. What a place.

That place, I've done a lot of jumping. It's gotten, you know, I'm tired. My legs are tired. I'm a little peckish. You hungry, Jimmy? Starving. They're all out i'm starving oh my god let's go clear across the country to brooklyn new york all right and a nice friendly

brooklyn deli what do you say here yeah this is the stop one and letter number one stop one deli gourmet is what this place is here uh 320 Lafayette Avenue in Brooklyn. Okay, here we are here. It's got 3.5 stars on Google. Not bad. Not great. No? Not for food.

3.5? Well, yeah, I guess, yeah, that's a good point. I guess it's supposed to be like four stars or better to eat there, right? Yeah, and there's a lot, like there's half as many one stars as five stars. So that's not good. Let's find out the good first. We don't know. We've never been there. Let's not one stars as five stars. So that's not good. Let's find out the good first. We don't know. We've never been there.

Let's not besmirch the place. Here we are. Here is five stars. I love their food. Okay, that's a good start. I've gotten lamb, chicken. I've gotten lamb, chicken. And lamb and chicken.

So he's got lamb separate, chicken separate, then both of them over rice. Phenomenal. I've gotten the Harlem burger. Think bacon between two patties, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo. So it's a bacon cheeseburger. Bacon burger. It's a bacon burger.

Yeah, but they hide the bacon. They hide it. It's like Harlem. It's sneaky. It's a real Easter egg. Yeah, you've got to find it. Got that twice and will many many more times as well as the firehouse sriracha chicken lettuce tomatoes jalapenos mayo this guy loves mayo and grabbed quite a few things from their pantry selections or sections this place

is just exclamation point hate that they can make you custom orders, too. It's a fucking deli, I would hope so. It's right there. Yeah, you tell them anything you want on there. Done that twice now. Go here, get some damn food at some of the best prices I've seen and enjoy. Get some damn food. I think you meant to write damn good food and skip to the good. I really enjoy, by the way, how there is fucking cursing in the reviews of a Brooklyn deli.

It's the only thing I've seen where multiple people curse in the reviews. This fucking place is incredible. There's literally those reviews. I think if there's reports of a gun around your child at Sky Zone, swearing is certainly okay. Nope, they don't do it. This guy swore about how food is good at a deli. Here's Caesar gives it three stars. Service could be better.

They do a lot more talking and relaxing at times instead of running an efficient deli. Welcome to New York, man. Welcome to fucking a deli. What are you kidding me? That's just delis like yeah we'll get it don't worry you're here for a sandwich we know we know what you want the firehouse sit the fuck down we got it that's right uh javier gives it one star been here twice and the guy at the cashier has been incredibly rude for no reason and then all caps never again

And then all caps, never again. I'll bet he will. Never again. So Javier has been really put out to pasture here. The deli near you, not the guy that tells people to get lost, the other one down in the actual city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy's kind of rude too. No, he's great.

It's their business. No, that guy's great though. That guy tells you like one day I ordered a roast beef sandwich and he goes, you know'm gonna tell you something roast beef ain't that great today he goes it's a little overdone i know you like it because i've been in there a hundred times because i know you like it more rare he goes i'm gonna say probably maybe this is better today and i was like thank you that's a fucking good deli he wasn't like good i can get rid of this shit roast beef he was like you're a regular i don't want to give this to you it's crappy he showed it to me he's like see what i mean not as rare as i'd like it it's it's definitely a personality and it could come off as as i don't know not necessarily rude just

like chapped i don't know he just doesn't have time for your bullshit is all because that's all doing but he's always talking and while he's making the sandwich he's bullshitting with me about stuff i mean i wanted a broccoli rabe sandwich he goes you ever had it and I'm like not here and he goes you don't want it yeah he's like yeah he'll tell you what's not good it's on his own menu he owns the joint he's like you don't want that

you ever had it no alright then don't eat it don't eat it get something else I don't want you bringing that back to me yeah exactly yeah I love that I think that's great if you love broccoli rabe get the broccoli rub. But if you haven't had it, don't come here for it. If you're on the fence, you know, this isn't an introductory broccoli rub. You know what I'm saying?

Have yourself a turkey sandwich and shut up. Get a chicken parm and go the fuck away. So Vlad gives it one star. Avoid this place like the goddamn plague. That is... Slaring again. Coming right out of the gate with cursing avoid this place like a goddamn place uh plague this place is terrible well i would assume so if you're avoiding it like the plague they're constantly out of the most basic items they make up prices literally on the spot and it can vary depending on if you look like you have money or not. They just say, how much did they go?

For you? I don't know, $20. That's a weird deli. I'll give you that. Asking how much something is, and they look you up. Yeah, they go, I figure he could pay. That's a skill, though. What about shoes?

That's a talent to be able to pick someone's maximum price by looking at their shoes and watch um your sandwich is 28 yeah you gotta go in there like with your oh i gotta go to the deli let me put my old coat on with paint stains all over it hey man how much for that sandwich um let's see let's switch jackets for a minute. I'll bring you a sandwich. I'll get you a sandwich. Trust me, two sandwiches will be cheaper than one if I go in there with my stuff on. Some stuff is just 50% overpriced all the time. The beer is always mismatched and no price is ever labeled.

Again, made up on the spot to cheat you. Three millers in old Milwaukee and a couple of Bud Light. Jesus, that's it. Only reason they're still in business is because they sell beer and the other, much better deli on the block doesn't. Would love for new management to take over and turn this place around. Thankfully, supermarket across the street finally opened and will sell beer. Okay, well, I don't fucking worry about it because go there. I hope these guys go out of business as soon as possible.

ASAP. Jesus. Here's a one star. Disgusting people. Disgusting. Charged a woman $20 for 10 bags of 50 cent chips. Let's do that math now. $20 for 10 bags of 50 cent chips. That would be $5 worth of chips they charged $20 for 10 bags of 50 cent chips.

That would be $5 worth of chips they charged $20 for. So they weren't 50 cent chips. They were 10 bags of $2 chips at that point, I think. Yeah, and what's her watch look like? Yeah, that's what I mean. She walking in there with a Cartier? What do you expect? What do you want?

That's what happens. We'll never shop here again. Disgraceful! Exclamation point. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a disgrace. Disgraciad, this deli. Taylor gives it one star.

Used to go here a lot as it was right around the block. Some of the dudes I like, but some are straight pissed you're there. Pissed you're there? Straight pissed. A little bit of swearing. Yep. As with some delis, they seem to make up the price for beer depending on their mood, but these guys take it too far.

Like that's normally okay? I looked at my credit card bill to realize I've been charged $25 and $28 when buying two six-packs of PBR. Jesus. Jesus. That's like, what? $2 worth of beer? Bought one six-pack and then the next one went up by $7.

They're like, $28 for this one. You bought this first one, making the second one more scarce. So we raised the price. That's how it works. We have less now. Supply and demand, my man. That's how it works, man.

Come on. Would recommend the grocery store right across the street. And then finally, the last two are the greatest here. Two stars for Andrew. They have this one dude working there who is either brain dead

or just a dickhead. That's Rodney. I love Brooklyn. Yeah, it's Rodney from the Sky Zone. Charge you random prices for stuff. Overcharge deli items. Seems so fun. They all say this.

Yeah, whatever. Food might be all right or trash, depending on who's working. Just go down the block. The deli there is way better. And then finally, three stars. This is really an apt review here. Three stars, quote, it's never overcrowded. I bet.

There's always not a lot of people. I bet. And maybe charged for some prices. Yeah, I understand that. That's probably pretty fucking loose in there. That's why they're charging well we didn't have a lot of business today 28 for a six-pack of pbr we've been slow we've been slow i don't know what to tell you like oh okay sorry that is amazing wow really you know it's really

the market though is what they're doing they're like this deli is the epitome of the free market everybody prices go up they go down based on scarcity based on a lot of factors it's the most capitalistic deli in the country it really is no set prices shit changes all right so we're we've we're all full up now we've had a nice romantic dinner with uh yeah some angry deli employees who've charged charged us way too much for two six-packs of PBR. So we got to get drunk. Yeah. And then we're going to get, you never know, we might get a little horny.

And then we're going to need the personal item of the week, everybody. Oh, boy. Let's enter the personal corner with maybe the most disgusting item we've ever had. It is disturbing. I will, well, I'll show it to you first of all here there you go okay it's just a uh it's a dismembered ass the best way to put it i guess i mean you get the belly you get the belly and half of the thigh yeah there's like gotta hold her up there's okay it's a woman's ass and top part of thigh and an abdomen lower back like up to the first muscles of the six-pack basically there enough for the tramp stamp

yeah yeah you can have that and it looks like it's in a bent over position with action butthole and vagina of course obviously you gotta have that two inputs now that's fine whatever you want but the disturbing part is we'll get into this okay here is the amazon listing by the way yeah oh god amazon sells this this isn't even out of bezos you started with books yep no now they're selling this hey they're selling a rubber dismembered woman now um here we go dream big it's 5.5 pounds too by the way it's that's big that's a big heavy you could like hit somebody with that yeah a gallon of milk is seven pounds to give you the fucking to give you like some context of it this is like fucking a gallon of milk, basically. So I guess you'd want some sort of substantive, you know, something.

Yeah, you're pushing into it. Yeah, you're going to shove it across the room otherwise. Shoot it out the window. Here we go. Pocket pussy for men. No, I don't know how you. It's not a pocket. What pocket is this going in, first of all?

It's like cargo pants. Yeah, if you had this. What you do is you put this in a black plastic garbage bag and leave it by the side of the road and freak somebody out because that'd be the best way here uh men this is a backpack pussy is what it is and it would still like stick out it would still stick out of the old jansport there i got some jansport pussy god damn it i can't get enough of this is so funny men's sex toys male masturbators realistic adult sex toy sex doll hands-free stroker 3d lifelike soft butt with vagina anal sex pleasure skin color adult toy jesus christ now there are several skin colors to this too there's like a there's a you know a darker one there's a lighter one uh this one here is

they call it skin color the under color so i mean that's what the aren't they all supposed to be yes some kind of skin color all right it's waterproof and the and the actual picture shows her just shows the butt speckled in water so to show you that you can we hope yeah i we hope it's clear it's 35 and 51 cents so what a deal it's not a bad deal let's read the description because that's disgusting okay here we go about this item scaled down sex doll yeah lena they named it by the way her name is lena yeah oh is it lena paul is that what it is i have no l-i-n-a lena l-i no it's not lena paul no idea she's with an e okay well i'll take your word for it sorry oh that's good. I don't know. Weighs 5.5 pounds and measures 9.45 to 7.3 to 5.2 inches. So those are the dimensions of the thing.

A real delicate size for easy handled. Who wrote this? What foreigner wrote this? Her tiny body with the authentic detail and dual textured interior has everything you need for an intense stroking session yikes entire lifelike and ready to show you a wild time keep the good times rolling when you slip this pocket pussy for men into your suitcase or overnight bag for naughty realistic feeling stroking experience wherever your travels take you is that the this is the this is the travel one yeah enjoy enjoy this on the x-ray yes i was gonna say

he's got half a woman in there um that is what the this perfect vagina toy has up to five that would be a toy for your vagina has up to 5.12 inches of insertable length. Well, then you're, okay, well, that's not very good. That's not very deep. No, that's not very good at all. Its inner lining is textured with ribs and bumps that will stimulate the tip and shaft of the penis with every thrust. Whether you're in the mood for anal sex or vaginal doggy style sex, the sex toy doll is ready and willing to pleasure you. Yeah. I mean, it has no choice.

Under easy to clean and maintain, they say the sex butt for men realistic is also super easy to clean and maintain. Simply run some water through the holes, shaking or squeezing out the water inside the doll. Jesus, God. Oh, my God. That is disgusting. Okay. Gross. You got to see it come back.

Discreet packing sex dolls. The travel-sized pocket stroker is realistic, beautiful, and a great toy for both solo and couple sessions. Yeah, whip that out with your wife. Watch this, babe. Lena got a cute little butt, which is soft, skin-friendly, easy to manipulate and store. Oh, my God. And then they claim also

lifelong technical support for any question. What question could you have for this? If there's ever been a more self-explanatory product on the market, I don't know what it is. That phone better be dead all night. Oh, my God. Five stars from Roberto here. Amazing product. Very happy with this purchase is the title.

This was a great purchase. He's very happy with himself. I did it. This is the best. This was a great purchase. He's very happy with himself. Ah, I did it. This is the best. This was a great purchase. It has some weight to it, which gives it a lifelike feel. It's also soft and feels great to the touch.

The price is affordable and worth every penny. It's easy to clean and comes in discreet packaging. The storage bag that comes with it is a great touch to keep it clean and out of sight when needed. You don't want to have this out on the mantelpiece here when i hide it from my actual day kids let's go talk to lena come on gather around we're gonna we're gonna pray now we'll definitely be purchasing more from this seller how many more women do you need oh my god uh affordable and feels great five stars

next one solid build a nice weight to the product. Textured inside and great feature for obvious reasons. Yeah, I would say. Only thing that's negative with the product is time taken to clean thoroughly after use. Yeah. You came inside something. What do you expect? It's going to take a minute.

That is fucking weird. That stuff makes people take it easy. Oh my god. It's not going to be easy to get out of there. Not at all. It's going to be in there. It's got grooves and crevices in there. Here's five stars and it says get the bigger

size. Oh? Not sure why I was expecting something palm sized but this was bigger not but not big enough for my liking i'd opt for something more adult sized yeah that's a lot of the things this felt weird it felt like i was banging a toddler uh yeah that's that's the thing okay here's another one four stars another decent one here I'm married and have a high sex drive or a higher sex drive than my wife. The last few months I've been experimenting with toys like this. The only issue that I have with this toy is that it's too soft slash squishy.

Basically, it's hard to really go all out on this toy and really beat the cheeks. He's not happy that it's not fucking back hard enough. That's like the fourth time since we started this product that you've had to take your glasses off and wipe tears away. That's what I love. So beat the cheeks. It's not backing up into me. Yeah, I can't really. I want it to twerk, and really it's giving me nothing.

You know what you need, is a uh a person like a person who'll fuck back a wife who wants to fuck you maybe i do like the feeling of the toy and it's got maybe she doesn't want to fuck you because you're fucking things like this right and it's got plenty of depth if you have a larger member what does he think large is a 5.12 is as long as it goes we know the caps are yeah so uh i don't know there it's all the stats are in there this is amazing four stars still a novice it says yeah okay i'm 72 retired and divorced oh i bought this because I wanted to feel 25 again. What? And then what? I have had some good stuff. What the hell does that mean? I have had some good stuff.

In the war? What are you talking about? That's what I mean. Where? Like, yeah, stuff at like a... In Hanoi? Stuff at a brothel in fucking Thailand on the way back from a Laos bombing run.

Like, what are we talking about here? I've had some good stuff. This one's not bad. This is all right. We're talking three minutes or less and gone to the moon. I think he means products. Yeah. Masturbatory AIDS.

I can see the potential here for some with this to achieve that. Having said that, this is not a lazy man's way to rub one out quick wow you got a wine and diner take her out she's a real pain in the ass you will have to interact and maybe even sweat for the desired result yeah interact you've got i don't know if it's just a gelatinous vagina you gotta throw to throw it at it. Sorry, man. It's not going to fuck you. Oh, my God. I will say that this toy is provocative in an in-your-face kind of way. Yeah, it sure is.

Its butthole is open in your face. The detail is exceptional. And if you're in the mood and looking at this, you're going to probably use it. The usage involves quantity and quality of lube and positioning there these issues can only be resolved through usage and i've only had this for three days and even though i've experimented with it every day good for you 72 he's getting after it i haven't quite got it down so um i will say that this has helped in achieving some good strong masculine chest pounding moments you're fucking a piece of rubber what does that mean yeah what are you

and he's like king kong in it yeah what's up lena just because they gave it a name doesn't mean that you can feel good about it chest founding the man finishes and fucking oh Oh, my God. The Soberman gorillas' chest. Yeah, jizzed all over your butt. How do you like that? Take that, Lena. Take that, Lena. Here's one star. Paint smell is too strong. Ew, what?

The paint smell is just too strong to even enjoy it. Cleaning is a bit of a hassle, and there's no way to dry it out. Oh, yeah, you got to put something in there. You obviously do not want to leave it wet inside. This will just create bacteria. Not worth it. And there's no way to get your money back.

Absolutely not. There isn't a way to get your money back. Why, James? Because that, sir, is your tiny butthole. That's your dildo. If you put it near your genitals, you own it. Period. Done.

Look, if you put it in your genitals or you put your genitals inside it, that's yours. You own that. That is your dildo, sir. One star arrived completely dirty and the product was damaged. What? That is not good. It arrived damaged packaging that looked like it was hastily taped together. The product itself looked incredibly dirty, as if it had fallen on the floor, question mark.

At least there wasn't jizz in it, so you made out. Right. And worst of all, it had a massive cut slash tear down the center. Completely unacceptable for the price. Yeah, somebody gave it a episiotomy. Oh, it says see pictures and it just looks like a further dismembered woman.

So it's... I think it's been used well here's the most disturbing review one star item arrived all caps used four exclamation points no i want a refund now this is disgusting yeah they left all of it in there um oh man now here's the real bad one star star. Tiny. Don't buy unless you're into, like, super small people if you know what I mean. A lot of people got that. Might be good for

a 12-year-old boy. Other than that, if you're into children or some weird small people, other than that, if you're not into children or some weird small people, don't buy. Yeah. One star. Bad first impression. Won't use. We didn't hit it off. What does that mean? We didn't hit it off that mean we didn't hit it off i asked her if she wanted a drink she said not right now i was like oh what are you stuck

up now you're too good for my drink it's not big on nature um came very greasy what both the product and packaging and there is an uneven amount of red paint it's one guy said in a review back. One of the ones I didn't pick to put on here or one of the ones that we didn't pick to include said that it comes with a little thing, a lube. So maybe the lube broke. Maybe that could be why it's all greasy. There's an uneven amount of red paint around the V opening, even though there shouldn't be any red paint looking at other review posts. Yeah.

Would somebody do like an Etsy project on this fucking thing and then sell it to you somebody painted it what the fuck one star small and weird yeah it's much smaller than I expected it's weird and disgusting and on the

purchase page it says free returns but of course it says once received it's not returnable yeah that's why uh one star this is weird dot dot dot is the title yep that's what i would think here i'm not into children and that's what the size of this thing is not returnable so beware i couldn't even attempt just too weird he had his dick out and looked at it and was like, I don't want to go there. I don't want to program my brain that that's what I want. No thanks.

I don't want to reprogram all this shit. Yeah, this is going to be bad. Wow. One star from Dan. It could be triggering to some victims of sexual assault yeah for sure uh yeah this item is so small that it looks like a child and i ended up throwing it straight in the trash i couldn't think of anything but men taking advantage of a little girl yeah a sex toy shouldn't put you into like a spiral of depression. These glasses are off again, everybody.

I think we've hit six times now in this one product. I opened it and instantly I just saw children being raped. I couldn't do it. He sounds like I went to therapy after I got this. Like it was bad. Maybe I'm not the intended market. I guess not. Pedophiles are apparently the intended market. But I was glad to throw away my

money um chris hansen should just show up to all of the houses that order this hello deliver it he should be the him with a ups uniform on hello shorts on do you have a seat right there do you have a seat right there he takes his ups hat off see who it is see you ordered this thank you for leaving waters outside by the way i do appreciate that and so do all the other drivers one star incredibly loose huh oh what what sorry about it sir wow you can barely feel it since the holes are incredibly loose it's the size of a toddler this gets worse dude i mean this feels like with a woman with a 100 body count would feel like. Oh, sir.

You have had sex twice in your life and paid for it both times. Both of them have a way higher body. Yeah, and you paid for it both times and then felt bad about yourself because you're a loser. I can't get over the worry that it's used. That's how loose it feels. Grosses me out. He's so insecure that even he feels like his sex toy might have been fucking having better dick than him beforehand. That's how insecure he is.

Imagine him with a woman. Imagine him with a woman. Yeah, this is why he has sex toys. Oh, yeah. That's how loose it feels grosses me out also has a disgusting chemical smell that's fair it's made of chemicals man the skin is almost pink not beige like you'd expect with a white woman what what is happening pretty upset with this purchase and eight people found that helpful which i find amazing those nine incels should be rounded wow oh my god uh one star read reviews

first i didn't read the reviews this thing is creepy the scale is the size of a small child and i couldn't even touch it after I took it out of the box. Threw it right into the track and went to the local adult shop to get a normal size one. Gross as fuck. Jesus fucking Christ. I love that all these guys are like creeped out by the size. And then there's a few just dirt bags that are just like. It's not tight enough. I'm only upset that it was used.

Yeah. Otherwise, I really wanted to fuck this small child looking thing. You should be upset that there's two of you that would fuck a child. That's the gross part. You're missing the gross part here, sir. You're burying the lead. Oh, man. One star, too small, dot small dot dot dot in every way yeah okay so purchased this based on the measurements alone i was looking for a child

sex toy apparently needed this to be tiny wow i couldn't afford my trip to thailand this year so i decided instead to purchase this product 39.99 sounds much more reasonable yeah 35.51 or whatever it was purchased based on the measurements and lo and behold way too small which is fine if that's your thing what are we talking about no it's not that's gross it's never fine never fine no but i wouldn't waste my money on this again nor would i recommend it to anyone since once you buy it it's yours there you go that's your dildo so do yourself a favor and buy locally so you know exactly what you're getting yeah you know what it's like a farmer's market you want to buy like a local tomato you know the taste is right in there feel the

firmness so i feel about my sex toys, too, that were made in fucking Bangladesh. I really want to buy them local. You know, support them. Nothing beats the real thing anyways. Well, yeah, you're getting this because no one will fuck you. That's the point. That's why they make this. Yeah, he's letting you know this isn't what his choice.

He'd rather, he says, it's always better hearing someone saying, pull my hair, choke me, spank me, spit in my mouth. What? Only bad shit. Oh, that's all. Not bad shit, but only aggressive shit. Only the crazy stuff. Only, you know, shit, whatever. And my personal favorite, not so rough.

Personal favorite? Oh, my God. But it'll work for those little dry spells. Whoa, this guy terrifies me. Okay. Yeah. So there we go. That's that.

Oh, man, I'm horrified. I'm just, I don't know whether I'm more worried about the people who made this product or the people who buy it. I'm horrified by all of it. It's time to wipe and clean all this mess up what do you say we need to wipe it all and clean it all up we have great value brand oh no this isn't even great value brand this is what is it walmart's below great value brand this is their black and white brand okay which is lower than great value yeah which is shit we've done reviews of like their products this is even worse i'd like you to look at it it looks like what you'd buy

in like 70s communist czechoslovakia it's a it's a white baggage with a black banner that says bathroom tissue four rolls of 150 two-ply sheets per roll how thin are those two plies we're gonna find out um oh boy it is they are 90 it's 94 cents for four rolls of toilet paper four rolls four rolls a quarter piece which is something so um yeah there we go It's got four stars on Walmart.com here out of 4,604 reviews. Wow. So there's close to 1,000 people with shit on their hands is what that means. Is this RV toilet paper? No, that's a separate thing.

I saw that. Oh, they got that too? They do. They have RV and marine toilet paper on Walmart.com. Four out of five stars. Okay. Now, the product details rv and marine toilet paper on walmart.com four out of five stars okay now they product details are black and white toilet paper features a 150 two-ply sheets per roll each pack includes four rolls of paper this great and affordable option is safe for sand standard septic systems and conveniently available at walmart stores nationwide

let's get into this five Five stars. All right. I live in a 1930s era California style house. The toilet paper holders are recessed and built into the bathroom walls. Today's mega rolls won't fit them. Nope. This brand and model number fits fine. That's all they care about. It looks good in their holder.

It fits. They keep Charmin under the sink the sink though for when they actually have to shit that's the difference we put this in the roll and then we just bare hand wipe yeah five stars favorite exclamation point is the title wow this is our favorite toilet paper really really it's the perfect thickness and doesn't rip or tear through it's soft and comfortable honestly you can't beat it the quality is phenomenal but the price is even more phenomenal oh yeah a quarter a roll wow this will always be our favorite and a major staple in our home is that right this has to be from like recycled chinese newspapers right this has to be what else could how what paper product order a roll a quarter three stars middling here okay yeah it's the title is it's butt paper exclamation point yeah yeah the

war on unclean tushies oh in the war on unclean tushies. Oh, in the war on unclean tushies, you have generals such as Charmin and Northern, and then you have grunts like this. No name, just a barcode. No fancy printing, just plain two-ply. It's not here to look pretty. It's not here to be aesthetically pleasing. It's here to do the dirty work. Is he trying to say that Charmin spends their money on their cartoon bears no i think he's trying to say that that's really good but if you need something that just gets the job done okay yeah that's the general fancy outfit you know lots of training but you know this is gonna open your hemorrhoids though man oh this is gonna cause them probably you're gonna get new ones um wow it's due to do its duty jesus christ and it's carries out with the heavy lifting with the effort you can expect from the a dollar package of butt wiping process tree pulp so don't go too lightly into that night dump expecting grade a efficiency when you paid grade x prices for it and be wary. It's not the strongest of materials.

It might rip on you during the cleansing phase and you might end up and you might get a bit of a stink finger. As the saying goes, it happens. No, it doesn't. But for all intents and purposes, this is a fair brand when you haven't the funds to squeeze the Charmin, but you have the need to squeeze your bowels. Okay. One star. Not worth the price. Loosely rolled and abrasive. There's the problem.

Loosely rolled. Like it said, just burlap around a stick that you took into the woods. Just falls off the center. Wow. These rolls are so small and loosely rolled that it almost feels like it's designed as a theater prop and not actual toilet paper. It just looks like toilet paper from a distance. One roll won't even last a day in a shared bathroom.

The texture is preferable to the cheapest Great Value store brand, which I reviewed elsewhere. This is a cheap toilet paper connoisseur. Big fan. Wow, and similar to cheap paper napkins, but there is next to nothing on these rolls at all. It's a misleading package and won't last long. Don't make the mistake of thinking it will last a full weekend even. Oh. Oh, boy.

One star. If you like having your finger break through the toilet paper as you're trying to wipe your bottom, look no further. This is definitely the shortcut to getting poo on you the return of poop to an episode every week out of 22 weeks it's like 18 poops we've had here i mean this is a shortcut you can just reach back there without you don't even need it this is well this is to give you yourself the illusion that you're trying it's not gonna happen if you enjoy having toilet paper stuck to your nether regions you will be Well, this is to give yourself the illusion that you're trying. It's not going to happen. If you enjoy having toilet paper stuck to your nether regions, you will be thrilled with this purchase.

Godspeed and good luck, Jennifer. Wow. One star. Do not buy. This toilet paper is very thin, and you have to triple the use to even get the scantest ability to wipe and not have the TP just automatically fall apart. Wow. Oh, Jesus. What is this?

Rice paper? Is this bedding slips? Why do they sell this? You put it in a bucket of water and it dissolves? Is that what? It's for magicians for when they make the coins. Yeah, poof. Yeah, it's flash paper, toilet paper.

Well, it's cheap. It's a dollar for four rolls. But the problem is four rolls of this is like one roll paper, toilet paper. Well, it's cheap. It's a dollar for four rolls. But the problem is four rolls of this is like one roll of dollar toilet paper. So buy a roll of Scott and save your asshole. Just make the shit work. Yeah. I don't know. Scott, everybody else sells a small roll.

Everybody does. Everybody does. You can get a roll of Charmin. You can get a single Charmin. But I would assume, you know what? I'm going to say this. Yeah. When budgeting money, because even when I was at my brokest here it is yeah this is the gospel jim say it at my brokest i had charmin i didn't care because i will sacrifice i literally said yeah i will get cheaper food yeah and better toilet paper because that's important to me.

Toilet paper and toothpaste, you can't fuck around with. You have to get the good stuff. Toilet paper, toothpaste, laundry detergent. The only three things I will never ever skimp on. I don't give a fuck. Nope. I don't care. I'm buying the best ones. These are sensitive regions of your body and you should fucking deal with them properly.

And these are the best clothes I have and I want them to last. I'm cheap as fuck i want my teeth to last i don't want to keep i don't want to repair any of this especially my asshole maintain it yes so the asshole's most important most of keep your asshole in tip-top condition yes so no matter what you have to do that and i assume you could add tampons to that list if you have a vagina probably yeah if you got that probably get that i would think so it's just it's that i get that it's basic in a dollar but you'll go through tp faster because it's absolutely falls apart under normal use yeah right uh one star it smears your poo-poo doesn't even take it off it just smears it just just scraping off layers.

Just moves it to a different location. Yep. It's not very absorbent at all. Every time I go, it gets on my hand. It smears more than actually wiping. What gets on your hand? I believe poop is what they're getting at. I wouldn't even buy it if your prices and everything else wasn't so much

higher i don't know what that means but okay that person they buy a different uh toilet paper if it was if it wasn't so much higher if it wasn't i i guess if it was less expensive they would they'd rather have better toilet paper i don't think they can afford maybe shower yeah i would yeah you know what just get a hose go out the yard and hose your butthole down. It seems preferable to this. Backyard bidet. It's a one-star toilet paper is the title of it. Yes, it is.

This is the worst toilet paper ever made. Sticks to you. And this is the part that tells you the author here. Sticks to you and reminds me of jailhouse toilet paper you've shit in a jail before that tells me therefore you were there way too long

you were there a long time never again evil take it off the shelves not shelves shelves with an apostrophe so showing ownership to your elves on the shelf elves take it off the elves on the shelves reminds me of jail toilet paper that's that's that's right there tells you everything you need to know uh that's why they're buying

94 cent toilet paper because they have problems in their life one star here we go i dislike the fact that it says two-ply and doesn't stand up to any two-ply okay like a you know like a northern roll will come over talk shit to it it just cowers like it won't won't get back in its grill or anything this it's a bitch-ass little toilet paper roll northern scott and charmin are bullying the fuck out of it. It's like, what up, motherfucker? Holy shit. This tissue is very thin. This is great.

Giving one-ply vibes. Vibes? It's very mid. It's very mid. One-ply vibes. Like it's very mid. It's very mid. One-ply vibes. Like it's a restaurant. That's what I'm going to call my nightclub. One-ply vibes.

Get on in here, everybody. Dirty Hornies? Dirty. Club Horny and Angry is opening up a side room called One-Ply Vibes. It's more of like the music is louder and more pumping. It's like really. two dollar lap dance yeah in there and then horny and angry is a whole other thing on the right side that's our our ventures coca-cola no booze because it's all nude

it's all uh it doesn't clean nor dry the desired areas without leaving behind tissue crumbs. I would not recommend this tissue to anyone unless you want urine or poop on your hand. Yeah. On your hand. One star. You're better off using a leaf. Really? Just get a big, just get like a maple leaf off your tree outside.

This quote in quotes, two ply paper was more like 1.25 ply. Wow. That's exact. One and a quarter. This motherfucker got a micrometer out and really worked it over. It was barely better than a single ply fell apart quickly didn't absorb anything and the sheets didn't stay together oh so the two plies split too that's not good yeah that's awful you will use more of this than the next price point up so by the other it's better

it's worth it one star worst but all i can afford okay that sucks I don't recommend this toilet paper. You have to use a whole roll just to wipe because it tears easily. Very easy to have toilet paper hiding in your hoo-ha. Just hiding in there. Like when you get it underneath your shoe. She's got like three, four sheets hanging out. No, I think it's little bo ballies, like toilet paper dingleberries that end up in her. That's not good. But I'm

broke and it's all I can afford. But the four pack of Scott for one dollar at Dollar General is 100 times better. So get that. You can afford that. Six cents, is that your difference? Is that where we're at? Tanya, hit us up.

I will give you six cents. I swear to God. I'll mail you a roll of Charmin. It'll change your life. Every week, I will PayPal you $5. I want you much cleaner than this. Much cleaner with crumbs in your hoo-ha. Oh, poor thing.

Next up, one star, UGG. It's like you're not even using toilet paper. Just barehand your asshole. Yikes. And then finally, one star, you get what you pay for. There it is. It's cheap and it will do the job if that's what you can afford. So I say go for it.

But if you can afford more quality toilet tissue product, then choose a better toilet paper option for the comfort. That's the best advice treat yourself get the best toilet paper you can we'll advise you i swear get a shittier car yes spend it on toilet you're you will you'll fucking thank me i'm telling change your life change your life at least when you sit in the driver's seat of that car it doesn't hurt yes the seat that's not as cushy as your old car, you don't need it to be because your butthole won't hurt. You don't need all those springs. You'll be fine.

It'll be great. So there you go, everybody. That is your Stupid Opinions for the week. Please remember to buy quality toilet paper. Definitely watch your kids on the trampolines. Make sure they don't get trampled. Expect anything at a deli in brooklyn you have no idea what's happening and of course make sure that your jerk toy is adult

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