Your Stupid Opinions - Panda Eye Roll, Downstairs Trouble, Foil Mirrors & Poop Stank

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there, my name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you so much for joining us today. We have more complaints, grievances, and the like today. We're going to head back to the Hotel Carter and finish up there.

The filthiest hotel in the United States for straight years and we'll tell you the fate of the Hotel Carter as well and how much money the how much money the their owners are In debt or defrauded or whatever that was. Yeah, they're they're pretty screwed here. So it's a lot We will get to that before we do quickly though We always have to say these aren't our reviews. No, I didn't do it. We didn't do any of these We have been to the Carter never been to these places if we have been to the places We will tell you like two weeks ago We did the ever ready diner and I had quite an opinion on that one. So it wasn't stupid though

I feel like it was warranted. But anyway, let's get right into this Finish up with the hotel Carter here It wasn't stupid though, I feel like it was warranted. But anyway, let's get right into this. Finish up with the hotel carter here. Jump back in. As we left off last time, there was a man, they were basically saying that sleeping in an alley was preferable, and there was a man saying there was reasonably priced prostitutes in the alley,

so he was happy about that. That was his, that was the good of the hotel. So also there's, like we said, a strip club in the lobby which screams class to a hotel. You know what I mean? Unique. It's unique, all right. I don't know of any like that. Outside of Reno, that seems like a unique situation,

but okay. I was gonna say Vegas, but Reno, Laughlin, that seems a little more appropriate. Yeah, dirtier, dirtier, think dirtier. Think smaller scale. Think river. Think river. So let's jump in with Shawna, who is from California,

and she gave one star to the Hotel Carter. She said, how did this place even manage to receive 1.5 stars? Because that was, how did it even get that? How is it not zero? One star is pushing it. This place, that's if I could give zero stars, I could kind of.

This place is the most disgusting hotel I've ever seen. Not stayed at, seen with my eyes. There are bums defecating in the lobby. What? Okay, there's pooping happening inside. Yeah, I've heard it right outside. If you say out on the sidewalk, yeah, you can't control that, it's New York City.

You can't control what goes on in the sidewalk outside your place, but the lobby, I feel like the lobby, you should probably be able to lock that down pretty fucking good, no? Maybe get the strip club bouncers that people were complaining about last time to come over and handle this, I don't know. Make a deal.

Make a deal, look, I know they're your bouncers, but when someone's shitting in the lobby, that affects you too, you know what I mean? They have carpet runners stapled to the wall. We've heard that so often. So many times. How do you even do that? A runner, that's a narrow, long carpet.

Yeah, I think that's how they cover holes and shit like that, right? That's their artwork. Yeah, they just staple a fucking carpet runner up there. They bought like a thousand yards of fucking movie theater carpet runner, and we're like, all right, they just staple a fucking carpet runner up there They bought like a thousand yards of fucking movie theater carpet runner and we're like, alright, they'll just Here's our repair plan right here Jesus Christ two people in my party had to go to the hospital because they got bit by bed bugs the hospital

That's a lot of bed bug bites Hospital visit over bed bugs is crazy. That one hotel we went to you had your legs recovered. My whole leg, one leg. That was a lot of bites. Did you consider the hospital as an option? No. And that was a lot.

I considered putting the manager in the hospital when he vehemently disagreed with me. I've got the evidence. Taking you to, I'm gonna take you to the hospital is what I'm gonna do, sir. So imagine how many you have to have to consider the hospital as your only option. They would have to be bleeding. Covered. You'd have to look like a kid with chicken pox covered.

Locals told us that hostels are cleaner than this place and probably cheaper. Wow. I've only heard of one, I've only seen one hostel in my entire life and it did not seem scary at all. Like, I didn't go in but. No, no, no.

Like, I don't know about the United States at all but like in Europe, plenty of like young people go stay in hostels and they're totally fine with it. Like they're, they say they're fine, they're great, everybody's normal. In my mind's eye, I see them as like the ruins of, yeah, worse, I see them as like the ruins of an ancient dwelling with no roof.

It's just like clay walls and a cotton cork. Clay walls and some, yes, some cots where people are being raped on. While young female tourists are. There's no Yeah. Well, young female tourists are... There's no doors. No, no, no, no. You got to rape in the open. That's the problem.

Yeah. You get raped with an audience. That's not good. That's terrible. We ended up going to the Hilton and begging the front desk for some free towels. We told them where we were staying and they took pity on us and gave us five free towels. Oh my god. You're staying where?

Let's help these people out. Jesus, these poor bastards. Do we have a blanket for them also? Because they don't have blankets there, we've heard. There's no blankets, just sheets. The one guy asked for a blanket and they gave him five sheets. I thought that was the greatest thing. Or a layer up, son.

Send them with a door. I'm sure they don't five sheets. I thought that was the greatest thing. No, or a layer up, son. Send them with the door. I'm sure they don't have one. Wow. Holy shit. The yes. And it was and maybe like a drywall repair kit also possibly. The front desk generally had no idea what was going on. The maids wore street clothes, and there was no way to tell that they were maids and not regular people

bursting into your room at any time they feel like. Wow. If you care at all about your health, do not stay here in all caps. I would say not here. Here is Annie from Texas here. One star. Let's just say you get what you pay for. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I've stayed in both and I genuinely don't know what's worse, staying at this hotel or a motel. I'll take a clean motel any day. Yeah. Give me a clean, I've been in plenty of motels that are clean and fine, you know what I mean? From the outside it doesn't look like it's gonna be, but when you get in the room you're pleasantly surprised.

That's what I mean, that's fine as long as it's clean. That's all I care about. I don't care if the furniture is fashionable or oh, I like the artwork. I don't give a shit about any of that. Let me look at that toilet. Is it, am I worried? While traveling, if you get to a town

that you're just like, I can't go any further, I'm getting a motel here. When you're driving? Yeah, and you get when they're like, you just cross your town that you're just like, I can't go any further, I'm getting a hotel. Yeah, when you're driving. Yeah, and you get when they're like, you just cross your fingers when you walk in there that it's not this. Yeah. We moved to New York, we drove and had to stay

at a few places and there was one in Joplin, Missouri. I'm like, this is gonna be bad, this is gonna be bad. Fucking room was great. Totally fine, yeah. Perfectly clean, smelled nice, everything was, it's all I asked for, clean. Don't make me clean the bathroom Please in New Mexico has a couple like that, but they also have a lot of like this

Yeah Oh my god. Well aside from its prime location in Times Square It's relatively cheap price compared to other New York City hotels. I say stay away from this hotel Yeah, if it wasn't for where it is and how cheap it is, it would have been closed 20 years ago. It doesn't matter. Years ago. As soon as somebody shit in the lobby, that would have been it.

Hey, let's get rid of this shit. We got turds in the lobby. Do your research and plan ahead. Do not fall into the allure of its great price and location. Why? Why? The question mark? Because our rooms, in and all caps stank not

stunk or stink they stank we fell into the allure allure of the location we had foil as a mirror oh here. No fucking way. There was a broken mirror and they put foil up and they were like, that's kind of reflective, right? What the fuck? Do my skincare routine into the Reynolds wrap. Oh my god. They were like, I mean, you kind of look like a fun house,

but it's all right, right? It's fine. If the light reflects up. But why's your hair look so bad? I did it in the rental draft. Right, yeah. Couldn't fucking help it. Oh my God, wow.

That is remarkable. We had foil as a mirror. I've never heard that in anything. I've read so many hotel reviews. Never have I heard that that's a new one Foil the sheets were basically table even in prison. They give you a piece of metal. That's reflective It's a buffed out Stainless steel or some shit at least it's even in prison you get that. They don't put up foil.

The guys would complain. You get a buffing wheel and some rubbing compound and give these people a mirror. The guys be clogging up their toilets if you gave them Reynolds wrap as a fucking mirror. Road test. Or making pipes out of it. Holy shit. Maybe that's why it's there in case you need to tear a piece off. The sheets were basically tablecloths. That's nice.

Comfortable. That's how I want to be. Sounds soft and welcoming at night. Canvas? That shit? That's what I mean. That sounds real nice. And our headboard broke. I don't know if they broke it. Yeah. Someone else's if it was broken when they got there or what. Yup. You get real horny around tablecloths. Can't help it man. This place I get around filth and bum shit and I just fucking gushing. I can't help it. Yup, we did experience all of this.

It was so bad that my friends and I found it amusing and now it has become a quote funny story. Hell yeah, that's hysterical. If you want this to be your experience as well, by all means, they say. Yeah, they took the experience this to be your experience as well by all means they say yeah This is they took the experience like watching a bad movie like they watched the room basically is what they did They're like perfect. Now. It's on you now. It works Our end from Virginia gives one star. I have no idea why this place is still up and running

I had a horrible experience at Hotel Carter, and when I went there recently, and I wouldn't recommend anyone going, when I went, we got two rooms since we had a large group. The first room they gave us was a, quote, joint room. That sounds great. Yeah. Check me in, bro. We got that.

That's a smoking room. That's a smoking room, yeah. Like two rooms with a connecting door, and we immediately switched out for quote two rooms Oh, I get it. The what was like a suite they had the first time Yeah, and it only had one bathroom and it was cramped as ever The bathroom was filthy the door was broken and it had a ridiculous stench You think you're gonna have two bathrooms when they put fucking foil up as a mirror? You're not getting two bathrooms. After we switched, we got two separate rooms, one which had no light, the lamp was broken,

and even though they sent a repairman to fix it, he didn't know how to and left since his shift was over. He was like, well, it's five o'clock, so you're going to have to sit in the dark till tomorrow. I'll read up on lamp fucking repair tonight and come back. The other room had these huge bed bugs crawling under the sheets and when my friend killed one of them, they oozed out blood. Oh God. Terrific.

Oh my Jesus. So we asked for yet another room change and where the only change where the only I guess they only changed the room with the bugs so in the end we were stuck with a bug free but still filthy room and a dark room that was only lit by the bathroom light we had on the whole night oh that's a sad state of affairs man that sounds like you're hiding from a blitzkrieg or something like don't turn the lights on. You're using your cell phone for the light. Oh, that is fucking horrifying. The price is cheap, but I wouldn't recommend anyone going there at all. I like when they say going there, not even staying there. Just don't even go to the lobby as we know what

happens in the lobby. Don't go to the strip club. The staff get annoyed easily as one would I would imagine, with constant complaints from that you can't fix. Yeah, you guys are all very hard to please. Well, constant complaints that you can't fix, that's the problem. You don't have the, you're a front desk employee, you don't have the power to change any of this.

You really don't. You're just like, fuck, I don't know, man. The handyman can't even fix light. Yeah, I don't know, our guy doesn't even know how to do light bulbs. And we spent a huge amount of time switching rooms, which we could have spent that time going out sightseeing. I honestly would have paid twice the amount

for a different hotel, then why the fuck didn't you? You stayed here, you cheap asshole, that's what happens. You got into the lure of the cheap price. The allure. And I am not the kind of person who likes to shell out money for expensive hotels. All I want to say is do your research. Sure, the location is great,

but there's plenty of other hotels in the city that aren't major expensive. Everything in New York is only a subway ride away, so location shouldn't be the matter. Yeah, just walk. Even New Jersey has some great hotels, like the Holiday Inn. Ooh, I'll have to look that place up. Hold on, let me great hotels like the Holiday Inn. Oh, I'll have to look that place up. Hold on, let me write that down. Holiday Inn. I've never heard of those

before. They must be new. They must be new. That's what it is. Never heard of them. And those are too only a train ride away from the city. Yeah, just across the river. It's right there. I travel a ton. So I've stayed at plenty of hotels and motels but nothing compares to what I experienced here. Nothing comes close the filthiest in the country Tim one star is zero stars possible. Yeah, you messed up It's close but check the wiki entry on this place if you're considering staying here awarded dirtiest hotel in us for the last four years. Four years running.

It's almost like a point of pride to these people now. We're the, Hey, hold on. Don't kill those fucking bet. Did you call the exterminator? We're going for year number five, five in a row. No one's ever done it before. No one's ever five petered this shit ever. It's going to be us. Five years running. We got it. First room was infested with bedbugs and some hooker had left her high heels under the bed. What if it was just a nice place? I don't think it's a hooker because then she would notice when she walked outside and had no shoes on because I doubt she brought an extra pair with her You know what I'm saying?

More than likely it was a non hooker staying there. It was probably just more than one pair of shoes. That's it. It was like I've got girls night out. Woo in Times Square. She was like these made my feet bleed and then left them behind. Some hooker. It looked like no one had vacuumed in years. Bathtub was covered in paint. What? Yeah, it's in paint.

I don't know why that would be, but okay. At least they're painting something. That's good. They didn't just staple a carpet to it. That's helpful. Second room without bed bugs wasn't so bad TV was set up on a banquet chair I got a metal folding chair with a TV sitting on it they're like there you go So disrespectful. What the fuck, man? You can't even get a nightstand in here.

Jesus Christ, that is odd. Go to Ikea, people. What the fuck? Somebody broke the last nightstand. So we're not replacing it. People just keep breaking them. Bullshit. I wouldn't board my dog there.

No. I don't know, with bed bugs. We chose it because it's cheap, but next time we'll splurge and stay anywhere else. Seriously, do not stay there. Some hooker left her damn high heels. Melissa One Star, things that were not just dirty but filthy when we walked in our room. The toilet, the shower, the floors, the bed sheets, the comforter which was really just an old nasty blanket. You're fucking lucky you got a blanket. Most people don't get blankets here. You got a

premium room I think that comes with a blanket and a nightstand for the TV. The windows, the window sills, every little thing we touched was disgusting. Which is a much less popular police song than every little thing she does is magic. It's a little different. Every little thing we touched was disgusting. Every little thing just grossed me out. Why are you touching the window sill?

I think it's because it's covered in dust. They're like, is that lacquered on there or just do Only I do with the windows fucking close it. I never leave. I never want why they ever want that open I don't nobody wants that open unless you've got a great window Yeah, the fucking window shut it open. Yeah, yeah used well then here though temperature control isn't her Yeah, you kind of need windows in this place So we found out the temperature control is rough I I cannot believe we paid two hundred dollars a night to stay there and I would never stay there again two hundred You're out of your fucking mind to stay there

Jesus hire someone to clean the rooms and it might be a decent place. No, probably not not with the bum shit and hooker heels No, probably not. Not with the bum shit and hooker heels. A higher, okay. The only reason I'm giving one star at all is because of the location. Well, you have to give one star. That's the other reason. I would not.

I would. You can't give zero stars. You can't, if I would, I could. I would. I would not recommend this place to anyone, all caps. Everybody closes with, I would not recommend this place to anyone. Do not stay with I would not recommend this place to anyone do not stay here exclamation point now I have some more interior pictures for you Carter here is one particularly nice shit that's the

bathroom that looks like a prison bathroom yeah if that there's shit on the wall where you where they keep prisoners It looks like if if saw had a bathroom, that's what it would look like. Yeah Yeah, crazy the bathrooms on the right. They'd be like, okay. Oh Jesus. Never mind. This is horrible Yeah, I mean I'll know my arm off and everything but I'm not shitting there. That's disgusting The the paint above the toilet has been worn down. Yeah. What happened there? Brown stains all over it, which is not what happened in a toilet. I can't imagine. Hasn't been painted since the thirties, probably. I don't know. It's

probably lead paint for Christ's sake. This place is a fucking nightmare, dude. This is a wow. That bathroom is something else. Looks like like the Palo Verde lounge, which was a place we filmed that in Arizona. Here's more from the bathroom. Oh, another bathroom. The neighbor upstairs is bleeding heavily. Look at the mold here. It's just fur. The whole lining around the shower is just fur. Black fucking fur. How is that legal to charge someone to stay there?

Oh, it's not at all, but nobody I know what are you gonna do? And then here is a bed. Oh No, it's not It's a 1965 striped mattress dude with what is that blood? It's bodily fluid It was bodily fluid of some kind someone was laying on it You got to have some balls to lift all the sheets up and look at the mattress in this. Yeah. Yeah Let's see what's doing under here. Oh

Don't do that. If you're gonna stay anyway, just fucking pretend it's fine Don't don't even do the four seasons. Don't do that anywhere Jesus. So now That we have stayed at the hotel carter. Oh, by the way, that's right, I wanted to also give you an update on the hotel card here. Owners of, this is from an article here, from what is this, the New York Post I believe, but it's all over the place. Owners of dilapidated Times Square Hotel

dubbed America's filthiest, default on $223 million loan. What? Holy shit. Well, it's because you were charging $200 a clip. How do you get, how are you going to pay $223 million back? They failed to pay $223 million in mezzanine loans secured on the Carter Hotel, the infamous hulking property cited as America's filthiest hotel wow

that's fucking funny. 223 million dollars. They called their loan in and they were like oh we don't have any money. That's fucking crazy. It starts $200 a night. People are furious about it. It apparently the it started as the hotel Dixie in 1930 and they. And they were bought in 2015. So somebody bought these hotels and this hotel and did not improve it at all. Not a bit. They were just like, yeah, this will work. That's fine.

And yeah, so that's wild. They also owe $420,000 in state and city fines because of the building's dilapidated state. And yeah, he blamed the guy who, the lawyer for the company, blamed market volatility on this. Yeah, like Google. Yeah, not the fact that they have the worst hotel in the country. Oh my God. Real volatile in the hotel market.

That's funny, we go out and they seem fine, so I don't know. There we go I say in a lot of hotels They all seem to be taking care of them pretty well better than this Jesus Christ So now that we've been sick from a hotel room, we've seen bums shitting Let's make it so we won't be able to help but shit wherever it comes because we have food poisoning Let's go to New Mexico to get some food poisoning. What do you say? Where at?

We're going to Panda Express, everybody. Oh my God. What town? Las Cruces, New Mexico. Oh yeah, 3311 Reconada Boulevard here. And as if you don't know what Panda Express is, fast food chain for Chinese standards. And I guess. Fake Chinese food chain for Chinese standards.

Fake Chinese food, American Chinese food. Fake Chinese food served by teenagers, sounds great. 3.7 stars this particular panda has out of almost 1,200 reviews. So the word is out, we'll just say on this bad boy. They found out in Las Cruces that this place sucks. It sucks. Let's check out Eric with 5 stars here. Fucking loves it.

This guy's got a shitload of reviews. He is Mr. Las Cruces. So 5 stars. Food was good and store was clean. I was there around dinner time and didn't even have to wait in the line. Food tasted fresh. I would go back if I'm in town again. This guy was driving

He doesn't care Next up Shayla another five-star absolutely fantastic two exclamation points When the fuck is Panda Express ever been described by anybody is absolutely fantastic with two exclamation points No, never never you go. How was it? It was food Fantastic with two exclamation points. No. Never. Never.

You go, how was it? It was food. I was hungry when I got there and I wasn't when I left. Yeah, tasted like nothing and I'll be sick later but it's good now. You know, absolutely fantastic. Super hot, super fresh food. Three exclamation points. Wow.

I was honestly shocked with the best service from our server at the window last night Super kind and very helpful Server at the drive-thru Raina, I believe we had never been to Panda Express before What what planet are you from? Are you an American? What Americans never had shitty mall Chinese food? This shit's been tired since 2002 Yeah, just get the orange chicken and fucking move on because that's the only thing edible they have. Wow, but we'll most definitely be returning to this one. Thank you to your staff last night.

We thoroughly enjoyed our experience. She made it sound like they went out for their anniversary and they came over with the champagne and the fucking cake and everything like really Easily impressed before you sit that yeah Well how easily impressed is Shayla where an average Panda Express experience has her running for her exclamation point key Yeah, she is she is then living a very sheltered Las Cruces life man Edward four stars I would rate it four stars You did rate it four stars not you would you did as there are moments when the Panda experience just quote hits different

He's got an end quotes by them Nonetheless, I value your consistent reliability of service your was he Johnny Panda He's fucking writing this to a personal missive to the king of Panda. I value your consistent reliability of service and pleasant atmosphere you provide to the local cannabis consuming community. Oh!

I'm super high. He had the munchies. Yeah, and that undercooked beef and broccoli sounds great right now. Szechuan chicken will ruin my life and I'm getting it. Yeah, and that undercooked beef and broccoli sounds great right now That broccoli needs about twice as much cooking time as they do it like oh nice tasteless beef and raw broccoli. Thanks Beef jerky broccoli. Yeah, it's fucking rock hard jerky and raw broccoli raw broccoli. It doesn't hold any under the sauce or flavors It's raw so it was hasn't been cooked in it. It's just terrible

He's just done two days two days ago no taste It's like the beef tastes like they washed it before they gave it to you They were like wash that beef off and throw it throw it in with that raw broccoli So weird So strange. Thank you for. Firecracker chicken, is that what it's called? That other shit? I haven't been there in years, luckily.

Yeah, I haven't either. It's been, oh, fuck, Jesus. I don't think I've been there in 20 years. No, definitely not since I moved to New York, because there's no fucking reason for that. I have a great Chinese food place, like a quarter mile away, no reason. No excuse, really? No, I don't know if maybe this is the only Chinese food in Las Cru quarter mile away no reason

No, I don't know if maybe this is the only Chinese food in Las Cruces. I have no idea I don't know there might be I don't know Thank you for your understanding when I arrived with the munchies during the busiest period of your evening just before closing So this guy's easy to please what I guess that's the busiest part of the evening. The busiest before closing? Like it's the coldest before the dawn? I guess so. The eye of this fucking storm over here. Mark gives three stars. Asked for a sample of the Beijing beef,

but was told no. Yeah, this isn't fucking Baskin Robbins, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Can I get samples? Let me get a sample. I'm gonna go to McDonald's and go, can I sample those french fries? Just give me like four of them.

How are the nuggets today? Can I sample? Are they good today? Let me try. Yes, yes, there we go. I'll take a dozen. Ooh, hey, tell the chef, nah, compliments today. Whoever's back there, really.

He dropped the frozen shit in a fryer just perfectly. But was told no, it seems like they could give you a sample of something you've never tasted before and knowing that you're going to pay $40 plus on your meal. $40 for fucking Panda Express? Did the prices go up at Panda? $40 a meal? Holy shit. That's steep. I can get a T-bone down the street for 40 like and sit down in a nice place

Look, that's crazy $40 for 40 minutes out of your minds That is that person mark now. This is Was this Teddy three stars my drink was ruined today What happened? Oh, the only thing I find wrong with the app is that it doesn't allow for edits of ice specifically to soft drinks, light, none, extra. Also, drinks ordered online should not be filled before pickup.

Please update. Okay, yeah. You're right, your ice was melting. How fast do you need Panda Express? It's already so fast already order ahead It's like yeah, they're good. I think it was delivery Probably they probably had it sitting there and all our ice melted and she's upset about it If you were getting a delivery, something's not gonna be good

You're taking a chance. That's it. Yeah, you're going I'm trading convenience for possible quality. That's it It's a fucking trade off you're making and if you're not willing to do that, go out and get your lazy ass up and go get it yourself. Go get a food. I don't know what to go get a food. Exactly. I know you didn't want to say it like that, but that works. Go get a food. Rocko gives one star here. Hey Rocko, what do you got? Express, three exclamation, or three question marks he goes to on this one. Express, they have like 10 employees

and we've been waiting for 20 minutes because all the counter is empty, meaning no food is out. Yeah. So he's doing this as he's waiting, by the way. He's staring at a child and judging their work ethic. Next sentence, all caps, three exclamation points. They have no food ready After 20 minutes they came and told us there's no more rice and chow mein

They need another person to run this place ASAP Please three exclamation points then another paragraph separate all caps. Hey owner Dot dot dot you loosing with two at two ohs yeah you loosing a lot of money brother okay thank you for the and then there's a picture of I don't know just some fucking guy in a do-rag and slippers staring at empty shit everybody loose he's losing money right now everybody there looks angry though. I will say that they're all standing arms crossed Yeah, they everybody looks like they live in New Mexico or something Is he wearing painting clothes that guy what is no just shitty shorts some fucking they look like jail slippers and

A do rag and a t-shirt., just a scumbag. That's all. Just a New Mexico trash person. That's all it is. That's it. Shauna one star watched them mix up multiple orders while waiting on my to go water. Also forgot about a guy that had gone through the drive through and they had, they had park for the rest of his food left him there 30 minutes Jesus Christ Well, I think she later he came in so I think he probably announced this to the world that he's been waiting out there

Where they ignored him for another 10? My order was submitted 30 minutes before I got there, took 30 minutes after I got there, and it says after the app said it was ready, they never even apologized or gave the guy they forgot a refund anything extra, nothing, just literally here. And the manager the whole time? On the kitchen line, which is cool. However, he was back there joking and laughing with the cooks while his front line had absolutely no handle on what they were doing. Definitely won't be back.

Yeah, well, he's having a good time. Jesus Christ. Sylvia One Star. Poor customer service through drive-through. Through drive-through. The employees were standing around talking. The guy that gave me my food practically throw it at me and slam the window shut. I waited to see if someone would acknowledge me. What do you acknowledge? You got your food? Drive away.

You're that person? You just sit there? I just wanted to have like a closing conversation with you beforehand. Can I get another fortune cookie? Fucking leave! Go! Um, but no one did. Needed soy and chili packets.

Didn't even get a napkin. I guess the gossip was too good to miss. Yeah. Inside. Oh Jesus Christ. That is fucking ridiculous. Um, wow. Okay, let's do Alexandra.

Oh my own. This motherfucker's got a whole story Alexandra one star My husband and I go here because it is close to our house Okay, it's fine. We get ripped off of our food if we go through the drive-thru so we go in ripped off of our food Every time we've gone there the employees especially at the drive-thru are so rude and aggressive we leave feeling angry and upset Why do you keep going there? You don't care if it's close to your house stop going there This is a turn-on for you. It's what I mean you go home and fuck afterwards until you're king. Yeah You drizzle fucking sweet and sour sauce on his cock and gobble it afterwards. That's what it is It's the two of you. He dribbles it on you and it's very nice. Real sticky.

Real sticky. Let's see. Oh yeah. Every single time. The last drive-through experience, the girl's name was Gabby. She snatched my debit card out of my hand, opened the window to hand it to me, and couldn't even wait two seconds for me to put my card in my purse before she shoved, and I mean shoved, food in my face and dropped it in my lap. She stuck her arm into her car apparently. You should have grabbed it. Yeah, I held on and drove away.

She didn't say thank you or apologize or ask if I needed sauces. No, she slammed the window shut. I sat there for a minute and watched her talk to her coworkers. Even though she made eye contact with me several times and finally she opened the window and said WHAT? What do you want? What the fuck do you want? Transaction fucking complete.

Go. I said I needed some sausage-sausages and she rolled her eyes. Then all capsulon exclamation point rolled her eyes. Again? How dare you roll your eyes at me? You just rolled them? The panda queen will not be rolled at! This is people are out of their fucking minds man. For $11 people are so entitled.

Wow. I just drove away and I was so upset. This upset you? You can't live in the real world if a stranger rolling their eyes at you upsets you this much. I'm sorry. Grow up, Jesus fucking Christ. This is just one of the horror stories of the employees here.

And we always came back thinking it was just someone having a bad day or it's just one employee but it's not. Every once in a while you'll get a polite one that's in a good mood but we avoid this place at all costs now. Gee there you go My husband and I don't make a big deal about the small stuff because we understand everyone has bad days And I sat on posting this for a couple months this it's just been kicking around in her head for months Imagine how slighted she felt for two months about an eye roll

About an eye roll That was the straw bro a child eye rolled while they gave me my tasteless knockoff Chinese food I'll take no more Those eyes are not on a motor somehow Yeah, the amount of rolling the teenagers a lot of rolling crazy whole lot of rolling that's cuz they're not allowed to say shit That's all they have It's yeah, so they roll Holy fuck a couple of months because of small inconveniences don't call for a business to get complaints or low ratings But this is not a small inconvenience. It's a huge problem and has been for a long time

Especially ripping people off on portions in the drive-thru a lot of people said when you go through the drive-thru you get like a small inconvenience. It's a huge problem and has been for a long time, especially ripping people off on portions in the drive-thru. A lot of people said when you go through the drive-thru you get like the containers like half full. That's Chipotle when you get it fucking Uber Eats to your house. It's dude, it's a third of what you get at the restaurant. It's really, it's crazy what you do. And it's like, I mean, obviously more money. It's, it's, it it's six eight dollars more to have it delivered to your house Yeah, yeah, and my kids did it like two or three times. I was like that's all you got yeah Bullshit a lot of money that just came out of my account. It's crazy for that doing this ever again. No more

Holy shit Corporate needs to clean house at this location and retain their employees or get new ones Yeah, we don't know if it's a franchise, we have no idea how this is working. They might have multiple locations to work at. That's the other thing. Moving them around like the Catholic Church. Just when they're bad, when they roll their eyes, they move them to a new diocese. One star from Alexandra was waiting over 15 minutes on my order.

Ask the female employee when it will be ready and no answer. Just walked away. Shouldn't work there if you can't answer a simple question. You shouldn't. You really shouldn't. You really fucking shouldn't. That's one thing. Here's I love this one. Riri. 1star. Oh my god. Every time I go, no matter what time it is, they always run out of something and refuse to make more, even if it's hours before they close. They're always rude and unhappy with their job.

Why continue to work here and treat customers with disrespect? Just quit your job and work somewhere else. Very unhappy with this place. They are really giving Panda Express a bad name. The good name of Panda Express. The hard fought reputation they've built over the years. As shit food that makes you poop. Perfect.

Oh my god. Michelle one star. This location has really tanked since opening but the final straw was last night when I ordered three portions of teriyaki chicken and was told after the fact that they didn't have any teriyaki sauce. That's Dennis' chicken. What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what

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You got chicken. It seemed underdone, but we blamed it on the lack of sauce. What? No, if it's slimy. It seemed underdone, but we said, no, it's not raw chicken that did it. It didn't have sauce on it, which somehow kills the poison. Yeah. It's not underdone.

It's that it has no sauce, so it feels underdone. It feels, yeah. Is the sauce made of bleach? Because if not, you probably just forgot fucking viruses. You got poisoned, sorry. You got poisoned here. We won't be returning, and I don't recommend anyone else does either

Yeah, and I love this one too here James one star the food was overcooked and not seasoned right? The place was dirty. We'll never go back to that one again I don't see how anyone could let I don't see how anyone could let it get that bad species of foods Species of foods. Oh fuck. Are you talking about? Has to be but I don't know I can't even like What's what I mean, I'm like what would it what's what else would it be especially maybe they were trying to especially the food Maybe you don't see how it could get that that bad especially of foods? No, especially of foods? Species of foods.

You're a moron. That's all it is. Okay. That's how it works. They're a moron. Anyway, Monica, one star. ISIS has the worst attitude. Yeah.

They really do. They tend to. Yeah, they're just a bad attitude. Blowing shit up. Breaking heads off. Cutting heads. That's not cool. Yeah. Yeah, they're just a bad attitude, blowing shit up, threatening people, cutting heads. I would say if you're gonna be like, that's a really nice person,

going, they have a bad attitude. I don't wanna say anything too bad about people, but. When did they write that review? There are people naming their kid ISIS in 2020 something? Yeah, this was five years ago. So 2020, they were naming their kid Isis. That is wild. You can't do that.

They're like, but I'm into Egyptian stuff. And it's like, it doesn't matter. That's been taken over now. It's over. It's ruined. Although I said I was dining in, however I wished I had a box instead of a plate. She continued to throw the plate on the ground.

And guess what else she did Jimmy Oh boy, did she poop? Rolled her eyes That's right Isis is the one with the eye roller She's the eye roller. She's the one with the fucking swivel balls there in her head She also gave her co-worker a look right after that. That was very unconditional This lady's a twat is what she said She also gave her coworker a look right after that. That was very unconditional.

This lady's a twat is what she said. The staff is- They have an unspoken language that they can do with each other and they both know what they're- Yeah. Box twat, they said. Yep, here's another box twat. No plate box twat.

Okay. The staff is so nice except for her. As a barista, I know what it means to be put, to be a service worker and be stressed out. Put her in the back where no one can see her in her nasty attitude and her rolling eyes all over the place. Shun her to the back. And then finally, one star from Eric and this I like a lot because it really doesn't matter to them because they're Panda Express.

One star. After waiting in line for 30 minutes, the manager said the family meal was only available online and wouldn't honor that price. I told her that was awful customer service and I would write this up on social media. You're going to tell I'm going to tell on you to people who don't care. She actually laughed in my face as as everyone should who says that, and said it won't affect her business. We are Panda Express.

No. Shut the fuck up. Everyone knows this will make them sick and they eat. The restaurant's full. All these people know what they're in for. Do you think it matters? No. Hey, what are you getting today? The number 11? No, I'm getting diarrhea later. That's what I you getting today the number 11? No, I'm getting diarrhea later. That's yeah I don't get it too because Chinese food like real authentic shits like in a small place is always very reasonably priced Yeah, there's always like a combination meal for like 899. That's a car 14 bucks the buffets these people are paying all this for shit makes no sense at all

Yeah, we couldn't afford to pay almost double, so my children were sad. Oh, my children went hungry. They went hungry now. Okay, so we've taken care of all of that. Let's move on to the personal item of the week everybody. Alright this is some sort of medical product. I think you'd have to have a foreskin to understand these problems. Tell me more.

I don't. So let's hear. This is Teresylbalanitis relief. B-A-L-A-N-I-T-I-S. What is that? Balanitis treatment for men natural soothing foreskin ointment for relief from balanitis symptoms irritation itch and inflammation I think this is when your foreskin gets a little crusty infected? infected up or some shit here you can buy a what is this pack a one pack here is

$24 for half an ounce of this shit How do you spell it be a LL a and I have a I have an explanation of what it is right here You don't have to look it up. I already did that Balanitis is a condition that causes inflammation inflammation of the glands and foreskin of the penis that causes inflammation of the glands and foreskin of the penis. Symptoms include pain, redness, itching, and discharge with a foul odor. Ugh.

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want to especially under your foreskin that sounds uncomfortable about this item fast relief and soothing ointment. Teresil Belonitis treatment for men relieves Belonitis symptoms including itchy irritation redness inflammation soreness and odor provides relief quickly with natural soothing ingredients for daily use. It's unique patented technology. They say dermatologist tested exceptional quality for powerful results. Powerful fucking non smelly boners. Okay. Samuel five stars. Sam you're telling on yourself.

Oh yeah. He's got his whole last name on here and everything. He's like let me tell you about my dick. Five stars really works is his title. I was desperate as, as a leading brand anti-fungal cream was doing nothing for me. I was really fungus. He's got so much fungus. I was dead. It didn't even work. I was really worried. I found this and lo and behold I was back to normal in five days now. I'm happy and so is my wife and best of all Still more than half the tube left, so I'm glad I found this totally recommend

Can do it again Wow holy shit. Oh god This next one they it's just Amazon customer. They were a little five stars. Then it says updated in parentheses, didn't work for me. Okay. I wrote an honest review of one star and changed it to five. What? I was just. He changed it?

I guess he said he did. I was just being honest, not looking for anything. Then I received an email offering the company's apologies and asking if I'd like a refund even though I was outside the refund window That's customer service. Thank you What I like how they have what did they roll their eyes at you probably not right Didn't even roll their eyes their eyes at you? Probably not, right? Didn't even roll their eyes. They stink, Dick. We just rolled our eyes. Do you want your money back for your stinky dick? Jesus Christ.

This is a sensitive issue and I won't get too specific. The condition this treats is very particular to each individual. Okay. I guess it is, I guess, apparently. Wow. I had sensitivity, redness, and some dryness and this product didn't help for me. Four stars here worked for my situation. Don't call it that. Okay, this is wild.

Came out of a four day bender that involved a few sessions and one of the females was milking like a cow So I know she was dirty Between the stink dick just discharge and the fucking I can't I can't I just three four-day bender three I'm horrified four days for imagine the fucking drugs or booze and something yeah a good time fucking all sorts of different Yes, I'm like a great. I've never had a milking like a cow three women How many women five doesn't say few sessions a few that could be one of the women one of the women's a more than one We know that a few days later. I got hit with the balanitis like it's a

fucking like it's a traffic ticket yeah I got a fucking ticket on my windshield said I had balanitis was fucking too much. I was like, Oh man. Oh Christ. Hell is happening right now. It wasn't bad with three D's for some reason. I don't know why the bad needed three D's. Look, if you've got any of this, it's bad. Holy shit.

But it was bad to the point I ain't getting my freak on until it's gone bad. Yeah, because somebody sees or smells that. Fuck me. They can hear it. This guy just might have an STD because he's fucking so many women in over a short period. He might have gonorrhea, man. I think he just might have another issue, yeah. So I gave this stuff a whirl and after two days I started seeing a definite reduction

and getting back to where I need to be. Oh, God. I've never had any cleanliness issues and always take about two to three showers a day. Three showers a day? That is not even good for you. Too many showers. This guy's just embarrassed.

What's he doing? Right. Hygiene is an issue, sure. Wow, hygiene is number one. Take care of that and this will clean up the leftovers when needed Okay, a guy that a guy that has never had any cleanliness issues doesn't diagnose Balan itis on fucking sight, you know, I mean, I've never heard of it until I never did That's why I got an explanation for it. So I was like, what the fuck is this shit for?

I've never had any cleanliness issues. I got hit with the balanitis. No, you didn't. Got hit with the old balanitis. Your dick's dirty as fuck. Then he's got some balls here too. The thing, I don't know if they're funky also, but he's got some balls. The thing you have to factor in is this active ingredient attacks a specific bacteria, fungus, whatever it is.

So your situation might not require this but a different cream But this worked for what I had and did my research with diagnosing You know I self diagnosed myself with medical shit. I sniffed it. Oh only downfall is the price It's a bit much for a little too. Your dick is fucking discharging shit. What are you talking about? Whatever it costs? whatever it costs. Whatever it costs. To make your dick work properly? What are we talking about here complaining about price? To make your dick not have balinitis is whatever it costs, it's worth it. If I had that, I'd go, I'd find a wizard if I have to. I don't give a fuck what I have to do.

Money is not an object. The picture of healthy versus balinitis, it's crazy. It looks like your dick is worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it.

It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it.

It's worth it. It's worth it. It's at it versus balan itis. It's crazy. It looks like your dick is being eaten by Carnivorous fucking rats Tom four stars shows promise that's good. I've been fighting balinitis for several years. What? Oh my god. Have you heard of antibacterial soap? Go to the doctor! Go to the doctor!

Everybody go to the doctor! Perhaps it's not balinitis! You know, that's what I mean. Years. Go to the other guy's like, I self-diagnosed this. Get your dick looked at. What is wrong with you? Have tried all sorts of remedies, both prescription and homemade. Maybe years ago to the other guys like I self-diagnosed this get your dick looked at what's wrong with you

Have tried all sorts of remedies both prescription and homemade homemade vinegar What's he putting mud and honey on it or something? What the fuck nothing keeps it away for long I tried this cream after seeing it online and reading reviews when it arrived I was just getting over another outbreak and still had some redness and sore spots. Ugh. I applied it twice daily and it's been a little over a week.

The redness has gone. Not sure if this Terra-Cell cream worked or if the redness was getting better when I applied it. Anyway, so far nothing has recurred and I've been using a little each day to keep it that way. Hope this is an unfortunate term here Hope this is the final solution Imagine if Hitler said we're gonna wipe out balan itis rather than Jews that would have been a much different campaign The final balan itis solution. He said we're gonna take care of it

Wrist gives four stars take care of it. Wrist gives four stars. Lottraman Ultra is the title here. Okay. Haven't opened it yet. That's another thing completely. What? Haven't opened it yet. Isn't that lotion? Well let's find out what he's talking about here. Yeah maybe. I don't it's lotion. Yeah. While I was waiting for it to arrive I read a older comment about Lottraman Ultra and and it works Can't upload a picture of my dick here, but it's a miracle Thank thank fuck Amazon doesn't allow you to upload pictures of your cock To your comments before and afters, but Bezos won't let it Wow fucking keeping my

information down man Wow, it's fucking keeping my information down, man. But it's a miracle. I got completely cleared up in only two days. It's only 9.99 at Walgreens and no prescription needed. Loaterman, this is they're talking about. Oh, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. Give it a try before you buy this product.

Apparently, Loaterman is magic and will heal your- How much was this, Teresil? 24.99. Just buy it. If it works. That's a point of contention for somebody? That's a little pricey. $25 to save your dick's health. Save your dick from stinking and fucking rotting off your body?

That sounds fine. Jose 2 stars, don't use for inner skin. I guess under your pullback shit it irritated my skin and made it worse I stopped using it immediately Mike gives two stars check item before buying this is amazing I thought it was for varicose veins that's what it was listed on he's rubbing this like on his legs. Yeah, he's rubbing it on his calves and shit and he's like, this doesn't help at all. My dick feels great but my legs look terrible.

But they don't stink. That's their very, they smell great. That's what it was listed under. Now I can't return it. No that's your dick cream sir. That is your dick cream that's your funky dick cream right there find a friend with some foreskin gifted yeah you gotta ask all your friends how are you on foreskin good or need some $24 for nothing.

Holy shit. This is the greatest fucking product on the planet. Oh my god. Two stars. By the way, his username is Atlantis Dark Knight with a stinky dick. Imagine if Batman had a stinky dick that would change those movies a lot. That'll turn you into the Joker if you got a stinky, hurdy dick like that. I don't like your tattoo ha ha ha on your face.

No shit. Two stars, difficult to use. It's fucking... It's cream, Don. It's cream, Rub-It-On. What are we talking about? Not a product I would recommend, not as effective as it's hyped up to be and is ridiculously difficult to apply.

The product's so thick it's like trying to squeeze regular cheese from a tube. Not for someone that might have a weak grip and the worst part is it's ineligible for return. Again, your dick cream. My advice, not advice, my advice is try something else that's easier to apply. Ultraman Ultra everybody. This guy might have the review that makes the most sense. Amazon customer, one star.

Title is, go to a doctor, please go to a doctor. That's his title. Here we go. So I really wanted this to work. I bet you did. Yeah, I did too. Me too. I'm more of a quote, by natural than going the Western medicine route. That said, this was bad. Here's my 10 day story with it. Here we go. 10 days to a better Dick is this. This is what this is called. It doesn't work. All right. Originally purchased this to help with balanitis I've had on and off for many years. Mine personally did not itch or hurt but was visible. This

was a cosmetic purchase more than anything else. Occasionally after sex my balanitis would flare up but otherwise I don't know otherwise I didn't know it was there unless I was looking. On my first application I rubbed it all over the head immediately after shower and drying. Five or six hours later I noticed a hard crust that had formed in a small spot on the head. It was a white-grey color and I thought maybe it was just killing the yeast. Later that night I tried to scrub the crust off in the shower. It wouldn't come off. It was my skin not a Good God the crusty spot by day two hurt

I again figured this was just part of the process The pain on a scale of one to ten was only about a five or six and it was only with Touching or direct contact couldn't really feel it. Otherwise. Hope you're not spoke. Hope you don't like wearing pants Yeah, or anything like that sounds like he's got a foreskin So I that probably covers and protects it a bit Maybe I guess covers it all up on day two or three on the other side of the head away from the crusty spot on the F deck over here Yeah, I developed five or six white head like pimples

What is happening with this poor guy's dick man? They were very tender and I immediately stopped putting the ointment on that side of the head. I would discontinue all usage at this point. I'm only going to put it on the other side. Or it's already caused a crusty spot. That's a scab. He's got a scab and pimples. Wow.

The main area where I had Belinitis didn't did appear to clear some not completely but it helped. I stopped putting the lotion on the crusty spot after the third or fourth day but continued putting it everyone out everywhere else and I saw results for a total of 10 days. After 10 days I gave up. The spots it helped clear weren't cleared entirely. The crusty spot hurt. The white heads that had formed I had never had them before were also still tender and unsightly. The knots it helped clear weren't cleared entirely, the crusty spot hurt, the whiteheads that had formed, I had never had them before, were also still tender and unsightly. I purchased this to help cosmetically and ten days later I looked way worse. Nobody's going to suck it now!

Looks like it's been in a cheese grater now. It's all fucked up. I visited my urologist and he prescribed me a steroid cream. Within two days, balanitis was completely gone. Weird that medicine works. Isn't that amazing? Every time I'm sick and I go get antibiotics and it works, I'm like, fucking magic. Amazing. And people are like, don't take that. Fuck you. I don't, this works.

If you type balanitis into Google, James, it says pictures of balanitis in toddlers. No, I don't wanna see that. Good Lord. I'm not clicking that. Jesus Christ, that is horrifying and sounds vaguely illegal also to even have that on there. That sounds disgusting. Oh God, it should be.

Whitehead still hung around, as did the white crust, though it was less tender. Went to a dermatologist, per the recommendation of my urologist, to have the white spot examined. The urologist had already clarified that, while not nice to look at, the pimple-like whiteheads were harmless and would eventually fall off. The dermatologist thought it was an STD, did a swab of the site, which hurt like hell and also drew blood to test for STDs. After a week the tests were completed, no STDs, but tested positive for bacteria and

staph. You've got a staph infection on your cock? Staph infection on your cock. Oh my god. That will eat your cock after you leave that after a while. Oh Jesus, he was just going to try to treat that with a cream. With a cream. Wow.

Was given a topical and oral antibiotic the whiteheads have since fallen off and I'm on the path to recovery Yes, because you got real medicine, right? Summary this stuff stinks. It's solved one problem while creating two more two problems I never had in my life in that area. You did not get staph infection from this man. No you had a staph infection that's persistent. Idiot. And you tried to treat it with lotion. Right. That's what happened. You tried to treat it with Loteum and dick cream. Dick cream. My advice, go to a doctor and get a steroid cream and avoid what I went through. Not mentioned here is that if the bacteria results came back negative, it was going to be a biopsy from

there. A chunk of your cock. What do you think it was? Dick cancer? That's what I mean. Given the location, that biopsy was going to require anesthesia and physically being put down. I love holistic, but won't try it in that area again.

No. No. Take very good care of that, man. Holy goddamn shit here. One star, like another guy said, I developed big white heads that look very scary. That's his headline, his title of the review. Like another guy said. Wow.

There is a guy that mentioned in another one star review that this stuff did help with the ballonitis but also caused whiteheads that are hard and crusty and can cause you to freak out because I've never had anything like that before, especially on that area, just like that guy said. Glad to know that other people have had the same experience with this stuff because I thought maybe I was the only one.

Good to know that the whiteheads will eventually go away, but they are scary to look at if you're not expecting it. Will not be recommending this stuff. Did you read the other guy's review that he had a staph infection? Go to the doctor, motherfucker. Go to the doctor. Peter One Star, ouch, is his title.

Whatever the opposite of relief is, that's what I got from this product. Sting and burn? I like this one. One star. Overpriced and not effective. Gives a false sense of confidence that your rash will be resolved. How dare you build up my spirits.

Don't do that. And then finally, we'll let this guy have the last word here. George one star. Warning. Be sure you aren't allergic to this stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Before you rub it on your cock yeah be careful with this product James I've got some almond butter that I'm gonna give I don't know

I gotta make sure of it first it seemed to work fast but at first at first but then things changed. The redness faded but blister-like small spots began to appear randomly. Like a burn. I stopped use of terasyl right away and switched back to triple antibiotic ointment I'd been using. Thought that might help with the new issue. Hasn't yet and the redness I initially had returned. Instructions say to stop terasosil if no improvement after 3 days. I had improvement so I continued for a few more days.

If this product can't be used safely after 3 days, why is it sold in small and large tubes then? If I could get a bunch of it, why can't I use it all? For recurring times, sir. Wow. Maybe a guy with tight foreskin is going gonna have this a lot a lot I purchased the 50 gram tube at a much better price per gram that's they must be European or drug dealers one of the other or coke head what a waste I'm afraid to start it

again after the above posting things got worse for me. Things got worse. My glands got more puffy, redder and bleeding. Bleeding? Dick blood? Yeah. Oh no. Glans. I don't, dude.

You only got one gland, right? Your dick is a gland, right? He said, and it says it too, gland with an N, not even a D, not even gland, gland. Glans. I think that's something to do with an uncircumcised dick, I think. Cause it said it in the description of the product too,

Gland. Really? Yeah, I don't know if this guy's just copying that or what, but this product contains sulfur, which the listing says is an essential mineral and very beneficial to skin. For me, it might as well be sulfuric acid. I didn't think about the fact that in the 1960s a doctor gave me sulfur tablets for

a serious cold and I broke out in hives. Not aware that I had ever had sulfur since then and don't think about it. Besides it was an internal thing not an ointment. 60 years ago he realized he was allergic to sulfur but didn't think about it. And now in his probably 70s he's rubbing it on his dick. Oh my god. Besides that it was in Turkey. I'm still not out of the woods on this one but triple antibiotic whitemen and petroleum

jelly seem to be helping. This guy's just encasing his cock in any kind of balm he can fucking come up with. Not out of the woods yet. Like he's got cancer. Not out of the woods yet, but they're hopeful. Doctors are optimistic. At least the occasional bleeding has stopped for now. I'm lowering this rating from 2 to 1 star, hoping to get potential buyers to see this.

Maybe the product can be helpful for some, but certainly not me. Seller listing says gentle soothing formula takes care of painful bellinitis and irritation, reduces redness and inflammation, and relieves itch without causing further discomfort. Don't believe this statement. It's a lie. It's a lie.

I have had major discomfort. Oh, that's good. Once you get to general discomfort, you're really fucked. It's a colonel discomfort. It's bad, too Lieutenant discomfort doctor recommended 100% guaranteed many words implying safe use I don't know a term for the contents of this stuff. I don't know a term for the contents of this stuff. I Don't know. I can't I I would need five different fucking Dictionaries to figure that out of different languages and everything else It is not smooth and easily spreadable like cream ointment or salve the consistency is brownish thick and clumpy Oh, that sounds great. Yeah rub that right on it

Yeah Oh, that sounds great. Yeah rub that right on it. Yeah breaks apart trying to apply requiring pushing and pressure pressing to spread it Very hard to squeeze from the tube looks like I'm going to have scar tissue Wow Wow, your old dick is in bad shape, sir scars Your elderly scarred up cock might be it might be time to hang your dick up just at some point Just hang it up, right? I think it's time to hang up your cocks Go to your urologist have him take that off and put a tube there just to piss out of just yeah

It's over for you, dude. Your dick is over man. I'm sorry. You've ruined it. You broke your dick. It's over with You only get one and you've ruined it it's over So there you go everybody listen to you if you've got a dick be careful with it you only get one take care Yeah, women have two boobs. I mean, you know, you could fuck one of them up. You got two kidneys things like that You got one dick gentlemen And if you're on the care and caution if you're on the the the List to get new things dicks aren't there's no letters for those they're not gonna give you a new day No, you know this is not a dick transplant list You can't request a special one none of that shit, so thank you so much for listening there you go

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