Your Stupid Opinions - Riot Camp, Magic Cream, No Dogs Allowed, Flirty Cashier

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

This week, we hear all about a cream that is supposed to enlarge certain things, but may come up short. A picturesque campsite, full of fighting & poop. A place where the cashier may give you more than just correct change. A national monument that will not tolerate dogs, or people from Connecticut & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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this okay hey we gotta catch up well that's i mean last week we left off in the middle of costco we were wandering around looking for shit. And if you've ever been in a Costco, you know you can't find anything. You'll get lost, though. They put like shrimp next to sweatpants. And you're like, how would I know to look for sweatpants here? What the fuck? Freeze dried shrimp.

Yeah, what is happening here? No, no, just shrimp. It's not supposed to be in the freezer. Why are the sweatpants in the freezer? That's the question. Fruit of the loom sweatpants will smell like shrimp. Yeah,. Supposed to be in the freezer. Why are the sweatpants in the freezer? That's the question. Your Fruit of the Loom sweatpants will smell like shrimp. Yeah, that's the point, I think. So we left off last week with a man being followed around by the Gestapo, basically,

being trailed and really angry about it. Need to see your membership card. Over and over. So let's jump in with Lisa this week. Lisa is absolutely pissed off, and for good reason. Lisa is after my own heart here. One star for Lisa. I am a Costco fan, but not anymore.

Oh, wait. I was would be the thing, yeah. She doesn't get tenses real. She says, I am a little girl. And they're like, do you mean when you were a little girl? Yes. I was one. Yes.

Not anymore. Not anymore. When I was getting my receipts checked when leaving the store today, the man accused me of theft many times. Oh. Shook his head at me, then took his hand and waving me to know where to to who knows where like telling her to go somewhere follow me yeah go over to here security she's been accused of shoplifting in that okay um wow i went to customer service line and start i went to customer service line started checking to make sure everything was

accounted for in my cart with the receipts then a manager found me and asked if i was the one from the ticket checking line what the fuck she checked my receipts which everything was accounted for and apologized yeah yeah here's why don't you guys trust your fucking check stand people yeah isn't that their job and that's the other thing too what are they fucking walking out with an eight fucking gallon can of fucking tomato puree under their arm that they didn't pay for what are we talking about pounds of cheese puffs i don't think they missed though dude and how are you supposed to, what's the greater loss? To piss off all of your members so they stop fucking getting memberships?

Right. And what are we going to do? We're going to put ourselves on the line out there. I really need to buy two enormous boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios at the same time. And for that, I will subject myself to being treated like a fucking criminal. Great. But if I've got a mile-long receipt and I hand it to an old man, whose fault is it that all the shit's not on this receipt?

That guy back there that you guys fucking pay to do this. Yeah. I didn't put things in my cart, hand everything to a man, and then not put three, four things on the... Everything went on the conveyor belt. Everything was there. Everything I had.

I gave them an empty cart. They reloaded it. What do you want from me? With no bags or boxes or anything. They just stuck all my loose shit in here. I went through your fucking gauntlet to get this shit. This is unreal. I felt mortified that someone would keep saying theft, theft, theft.

And all the people in line thought I was stealing something. Yeah, you made us feel like a fucking criminal. He should have moved me to the side to wait for someone else to check the receipt. I am sad that Costco is doing business this way. Yes, me too, assholes. I have a receipt. I did my part. Fuck off.

Yeah, leave me alone now. I pay and everything. So here's Mark with one star. Great prices, quality products. Wow. But then he goes on. This is a one star great prices quality products well but then he goes on this is a one star if you remember three years later i give it one star now instead of five okay sad to stay sad to say but if it's just not like it was it's exact it's all exactly like it's ever been the same shit concrete floor dollar dogs. Now there are penny pinching. Now listen to this.

Okay. There are no onions for the hot dogs. Okay. Sam's has onions on their dog. Sam's Club has onions on their hot dogs. How much does it really cost to peel some onions and drop them in the onion grinder where the customer grinds them themselves? The first excuse I heard was because of COVID. COVID is over. Like,

now where's my fucking onions? COVID is over. I want my onions! Oh, boy. The food court gets the good hot dog buns, but they no longer sell them on the shelf for us. Are any of these complaints not hot dog related, is what I'd like to know. It's a hot dog

connoisseur, this guy. It's a big store that's not just hot dogs so if you're reviewing only the hot dogs this is a weird thing um they no longer sell them on the shelf so you can get the hot dog buns at the food court but you can't buy a pack of them opening another store in two years will help the crazy business part but dropping core products and traditions is a mistake. There are other regular items they discontinued for whatever reason that I will not even get into. I'm only going to talk about hot dogs. That's what I'm here for. I need you to get into them. Yeah, what are you talking about?

I'm not even going to get into them. It's a fucking complaint review. Get into it. Right. I know I am not alone on this issue and I've talked to management about it. Removing the onions is like taking mustard off the hot dog in america he made my sunday tradition he somehow made this like about nationalism like he was like it's it's not it's un-american to not give me onions how the fuck is that off the flag yeah what's next huh

how many stars you taking down that's what i want to know would not stand you know how the fuck it goes somebody was on primate rocket i don't got no goddamn mustard on my hot dog sons of bitches it ain't america this country's a sham sham unreal oh my god i love costco and spend like most people do eight to twelve hundred dollars a month there is that what people are spending at costco costco is not is that your regular grocery shopping place it fucking better be it must be i would think right but with main core changes falling on and he puts this in quotes but misspells it, which is hilarious. Deaf ears, D-E-F.

So just cool ears. Them ears are deaf, son. Just cool, like early 90s ears, that's all. Some Wayans Brothers ears. They fell on most deaf ears. I am not renewing my costco membership i will go to sam's where they keep where they keep core traditions alive oh my god it's you get fucking walmart dog unbelievable that person holy shit i i really want to just sit down and have a chat with mark

there and really don't i want to find out his views on everything because I bet they're hilariously stupid. He's a party, Mark. Oh, Mark's a party. Next up, here's Peg. All right, Peggy, what do you got? One star for Peggy here. Hey, Google. Oh, okay.

Dot, dot, dot. Quit effing telling me where I've been and asking me how I felt about it. I wouldn't go there if I didn't like it. I'm giving Google Big Brother the middle finger right now. On the Costco page. One star. What the fuck does that have to do with that Costco? Nothing.

She Googled Costco. Yeah. She Google reviewed Google. She Google reviewed Google's reviews. Ha ha. I wouldn't go there if I didn't like it, Google, you cocksucker. So one star for Costco. Obviously, I'm here.

I love it. Wow. One star. This is why you can't count on reviews. You look at something, oh, it only has three and a half stars. Yes, because people are idiots. Think about it. Because Peg's reviewing everything.

Everything. Every experience she's ever had gets a review here's alan gets one star as well alan uh nightmare that's his first sentence yeah nightmare all of this stuff and no signs on the aisles to help find things yeah that's that's costco well the packages are big enough you can see them from the front door and know what's on that. But their their excuse for everything is, well, if we put a sign up, then we'd have to charge more. So you guys wouldn't get the bargain. No, you know what?

You could fucking put signs up, I bet. And you wouldn't cut too deep into the profit margin here. You could probably put a sign up. You could probably put lights up that are 10 percent brighter and we probably wouldn't all. It wouldn't feel like I'm in the fucking warehouse this shit was made. Yeah, it feels like I'm taking it from like a, it's like a immigrant detention center that you can also

buy sweatpants and shrimp in. It's weird. The last time I was, there was like cages around the lights. You know what I mean? Yeah. I won't buy shrimp anywhere where sweatpants are available. Put it that way. That's my rule now. I don't know what the mean? Yeah. Like, keep big bags. I won't buy shrimp anywhere where sweatpants are available. Put it that way. That's my rule now.

I have a new rule. I don't know what the cages around the lights are about. Are there giant flying things that were hitting the lights? What are we, in Roadhouse? Are people throwing beer bottles at them? What the fuck is happening? Yeah. Why do they need so much safety around the light bulb?

We in a biker bar? Like, put shit around the band? And as many Costcos exist, you could probably get a pretty good break on sign creation if you made a contract with a company to make the signs for every fucking Costco. It wouldn't cost shit. No. It wouldn't cost a fucking thing. In comparison to what Costco fucking makes?

Yeah. In comparison to people going, where the fuck am I going? Where am I? Helpful. And good luck asking the staff for help. Additionally, what is it that makes people forget manners and common decency when they enter this store? Oh, it's not. Those people don't have any anyway.

No, anyway. They're just all in one building now. Yeah, you just put them there. My cart was straight up run into at least a dozen times in my 10-minute visit. I'll bet. People straight hustle in front of you because clearly there won't be any more of those 600 boxes of 75 waffles left if they have to wait a whole five seconds for someone to pass by. And they give you a cart that is the size of a Ford F f-150s truck bed to push around this fucking place yeah go ahead don't bump into each other and then the last line of this is my favorite thing in the

world there's no amount of quote savings worth walking in those doors thank you i agree i absolutely agree how much will it cost me to not go to that fucking place paid done and good unless you're giving all this shit away for free i'm not going yeah because i will just yell at people in costco i don't care uh casey gives one star used to come to costco all the time and got to know a lot of the staff you were there too much i would say way too much what you're a regular i'm a regular hey john hey what's up hey when did you put the sweatpants by the shrimp? Okay, I'll be there in a minute.

Good. But over the two years, they've gotten a lot of new staff. That's what happens. It's a turnover job. Turnover? Weird. This isn't a career, usually. I've been told I have to pay for my groceries before letting my four-year-old use the bathroom. Bathrooms are for closers only sunny boy you got you're gonna pay what kind of car do you use and um wow just now tried to renew my

membership and their customer their customer was very unhelpful i guess they mean customer service i enjoy production they carry what products products i guess but we will never renew our membership with them no once they tell your four-year-old he can't use the bathroom i'm leaving now you need to pay for all the shit you've already gotten your cart first he can't hold it any longer you're what you're telling me is i'm gonna have piss in my car seat now thank you this is bad i mean i'm obviously buying this shit i have a cart full of it my kid just has to piss and we'll get back to the shopping it was all a big ruse to let my kid use the bathroom. I load it up with $300 worth of shit.

Keep holding it. I got to put this shit in the cart. I got to make it look convincing. Come on. Yeah, hold it in. Wait, I got to get some more shit. Hold on. All right.

Sweat pants good. And then she just put it off to the side. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And ran out with her kid. Ha, we just wanted to flush human waste. Ha, now you know. Here's Carrie with one star. this place is far too they're far too militant if they are really doing that to people that's fucked up man it's ridiculous it's

silly the one guy it was sounded like he had like a secret police after him last episode so kerry one star came through the checkout and had one of the worst customer services ever i believe her name was paula oh here we go i love when they're calling people out by name paula you fucking bitch and you know it was paula you don't believe i believe her name was she said paula okay seared it in her brain uh and she rang an item twice and when i brought it up to her attention she argued with me and rolled her eyes. You fucking Paula.

I had to get problem solved at customer service. I never heard that used as a verb before. I got problem solved, motherfucker. She obviously wasn't properly trained. Okay. Okay, Paula. And then finally here, the last review, pumpkin pie was hairy. One star. Moldy or somebody's hair was in it.

That's it. Hairy. That's all it says. That's all they say. God damn it, dude. Human or mold. Pumpkin pie was hairy. Oh, my God.

Okay, I'll give two more quick ones. All right, quickly. One star. The manager accosted my sister over a minor misunderstanding. Accosted. You got to be very specific when you say this cost code this dude a cost code my sister we gotta know what that means did he feel her up did he fucking accuse her of stealing did he choke slam her what'd he do obviously has control issues now we're diagnosing the man psychologically. Here's and then two more. That's it. Two more.

That's it. That's the whole review. Two more. One star. These are quick. Very rude employees. Customer service sucks and their employees lack any service skills. Reminds me of Walmart.

Their flamboyant manager is pissy all the time. Don't ask him a question. He'll give you his sassy attitude i wonder what that means i wonder what you're trying to say fucking unveiled facts she might she might as well have just said it they got a homo manager swishing around everywhere i go hey what are you doing he gives me a response he sashays over to me, and I don't know what he was talking about. He liked my bra. I don't know.

This fucking guy. Lots of wrist movements while he sings show tunes. You know. He was wrapped in a rainbow. I don't know what was happening. And then finally, one star. Very short.

Needs a lot more selections for Asianian food because that's what costco is a ethnic food specialty store real culture melting pot around there holy fucking balls man that's wild okay so let's leave one of the most american things you can think of a costco in south dakota yeah which is like if you wanted to show someone what's America, you'd go, go to a Costco. Giant everything. Just go in there. There's eagles for sale, I guarantee it. Oh, huge ones.

You can fry them, though. They're fried eagles. You can eat them. They're backed by their Odessary chickens. You want a chicken or an eagle? We got both. We sell hot dogs. We got eagle legs.

We got eagle wangs we got you can walk around costco eating it's fucking eagle i think that's on the venue no onions no onions though careful the claws if you don't sell them to children you know you want don't want to choke on them uh so let's do that. We'll go all the way from there to something as different as possible. A farm in England. Okay. Do we get a review of that? This is the Abbey Farm.

A-B-B-E-Y. Abbey Farm. 4.2 stars out of 473 reviews. It's on Langollen, L-L-2-0 LangolinLL208DD, United Kingdom. No idea where the fuck that is. How do you even find that? I don't know. I hope a GPS understands what the fuck that is.

But it looks like you, let's see, here's the thing. We are a working farm owned and run by the Davies family. Not the Abbeys, apparently. Set in the rolling hills of North Wales countryside, just one mile outside the picturesque town of Langollen, and within one and a half hours of the whole North Wales and Snowdonia's main tourist attractions. Oh, Snowdonia. Yeah.

Jesus, that sounds like a theme park in America, doesn't it? Come to Snowdonia. The most fun. You'll fucking lose your kids in snow and they'll die in there! Sounds like what you call Sedona when it snows. Oh, look, it's Snowdonia. It's so nice.

There's a wealth of things to do within a short distance of the Abbey Farms. The list is exhaustive. So whether you're into walking, sailing, history, whitewater rafting, mountain biking, you'll understand something for everyone. Or you'll find and you'll and biking, you'll and something. That's why I didn't read that right because it said fucked up.

You'll and something. I think they mean find something for everyone who likes the outdoors. We have a range of accommodation to suit everyone's preferences from camping, touring, electric hookup, pitches or grass, or hard-standing options. A range of glamping pods from standard to deluxe pods, and now a new addition of bell tents for a unique glamping experience. We also have five well-equipped holiday cottages ranging from our smaller cottages, sleeping up to four people, right up to our farmhouse that sleeps 14 with private hot tubs. This is on a farm?

This is on a farm. You apparently go there. It's an old stone building. Yeah. You can glamp there or you can rent the house. I feel like this was probably like Downton Abbey one day. It was back in the day and now it's a farm or a piece of that place, a place like that. So here is five stars from Mark.

Okay. Stayed here for the weekend. A great place to camp. Friendly staff and good facilities. Good location with Langolin, a 10-minute drive away, and other things nearer, such as Horseshoe Falls. We'll be staying here again. Fuck, they love it.

Jesus Christ. Again, five stars. This is a caravan holiday park. So that's what this is like in the in-betweeners when they go to Caravan Club. That's what this is. Kids get hand jobs. Yeah. Yeah, kids get hand jobs and you bring your little RV.

From other kids, by the way. From other kids, I would hope. Yeah, not from adults. You're hoping that anyway. Yeah, not from adults. You're hoping that anyway. The path, the road coming into the caravans is a little gravelly, uneven path, very windy, but has beautiful disused. Abbey has beautiful, I don't know, disused?

That doesn't really make sense there. Abbey, it looks spectacular. And Langolin Village itself is gorgeous with streams and hills for walking parks for the kids and have a picnic whilst the kids play hell yeah road in was a little busy with tourists visiting but it was a beautiful sunny day when we came all right that's not bad um here's uh two stars from lowry okay we went out of curiosity to see the milk vending machine the what the milk vending machine. The what? The milk vending machine. Gross. Does that give like fresh milk and pours out into a cup or is it just cartons of milk? Or is it like teats plugged into suckers and you just see the cow you like, you press a button. That's it.

It's like picking out a lobster. Honestly, not a great experience. Didn't bother buying milkshakes in the end. Honestly, not a great experience. Didn't bother buying milkshakes in the end. The syrup machine wasn't working, so they had bottles on a wall, which inevitably attracted lots of wasps. Oh, perfect. Yikes.

Jesus. Bag of what looked like rubbish sat on top of one of the vending machines. That's nice. A big bag of garbage on your food. Probably was, yeah. Honestly, not impressed. Review based on the milk facilities only. Okay. So they give two stars. Iona gives one star.

It's not happy, and this is when it really gets fun here. Okay, location is great. However, this campsite is not family-friendly! No, what happened? The first night, we were up until 4.30 a.m. with the noise from the site. You had drunken Welsh people out in there. That's what happens. We continuously rang the warden and nothing was done.

They call people who run campsites wardens there? I need you to tell them to stop having fun. God, he comes with his billy club and giant key ring and nothing was done. Who has ever, I don don't know it's camping when you're camping you can't you choose wisely who you camp around that's the thing you have to look at what you're doing here we had people arguing being sick near our tent that's called drunk people that's just drunk people Kids screaming and drunken parents not caring. Nope.

Nope. Not going to care. Come the morning, the toilets were disgusting. Really, after a night of Welsh hillside drinking, the toilets weren't good. People out there drinking and probably eating awful foods. Yeah. If they were throwing up near your tent, imagine what they were doing in the bathrooms. Right. Worst things.

Right. Horrible. What they did in the bathrooms. Worst thing. Horrible. What they did in the privacy. No toilet paper. Mud all over the floor. You better fucking hope that's mud. That is not mud. That is I've been drinking for three days shits.

And it comes out whenever. It's fast. Oh, man. Mud all over the floor. Sick in the sink. So just puke in the sink. Oh, Jesus. The second night the floor. Sick in the sink. So just puke in the sink. Oh, Jesus. The second night was the same.

You stayed? Okay. Second night's on you. I give you one star for staying a second night. You have to have some self-preservation at some point. Shame on them. Shame on me. It's that old thing.

Yeah, exactly. At this point, it's definitely shame on you. The second night was the same, and there was also a bin on me. It's that old thing. Yeah, exactly. At this point, it's definitely shame on you. The second night was the same, and there was also a bin on fire due to drunken guests messing around. Now there's fires. I'm sure somebody threw something hot in there. Yeah. Because it was trash, like a cigarette. Then it happens.

Do not stay here, all caps, exclamation point. Not great. The location, she does give five out of five stars on the breakdown, though. But everything else, terrible. Okay. One out of five stars for Carolyn. First review I've ever left. I don't want anyone to pay to put up with what we had to endure.

Which is hilarious. What'd they do? Used condom and dog poo on pitch. So on the field where you go to play, there's used people fucking out there in the night uh be good to get away dogs are shitting out dogs are shitting out there so at night you're fucking possibly on dog shit which is not great probably toilets flooded and not cleaned toilet waste disposal blocked so people just emptying poo onto concrete. Oh, my God. It's just shit everywhere.

They would have to shit in a bucket then if the toilets don't work, and then they just dump it on the concrete. Or you shit in there and take it with you. Or is it the RV dump? What did she say? Oh, maybe. The toilet waste disposal block.

That's what it is. That's what that is. People are just dumping their sewage. People are just their housing it out like fucking dave matthews band on the but not even a river just on the concrete where people are walking just i'm trying right go around the shite all over the walk see the shite was full shite shite was full. Shite was full, isn't it? That's the English Cousin Eddie. That's Cousin Edgar. Cousin Edgar.

Shite was full, isn't it? All right. He's just spraying the sidewalk? What the fuck? Pulls a cigar all right all right all right shida was full isn't it yeah he just sits there smoking all right uh i complained and they thanked me for letting them know like they didn't know there was shit everywhere we are up to our fun we are in a this is, this is a category five shit storm.

And you people are acting like, I don't know. Probably ironically. Yeah. A little bit, a little bit, a little bit of sarcasm. Yeah. Great. Thanks. One star from Liz.

The washrooms were a mess. There seems to be a theme here. Yeah. It feels like they don't clean those. No. They say quiet time is from 10.30. However, will not tell people to be quiet

even though it's 3.30 a.m. She was reviewing this at 3.30 a.m. Fucking people are noisy. One star. Complained about scalding water in the showers but was told the water was not that hot that hot a toddler was burned will not go again they left half asleep feet covered in shit with a fucking toddler with blisters all over it they were like one star wow what a place every place

everybody gives the location five stars though apparently it's a beautiful location they've just defiled it with their shitty beautiful place to get botulism and blisters yeah it's wonderful uh here's colette with one star okay this was our second visit The first time was quite okay. The toilets and showers could have been cleaner, to be fair. This time around was very disappointing due to the toilets and showers being putrid and not cleaned whatsoever in three days. Not once. It is just come as you are, shit on the floor. Oh, my God. Wow.

Toilet paper may have been replaced, but hand towels not. People are just probably wiping their asses with those. I wouldn't use those. So many people moaned, but maybe didn't complain about the filth. Okay. You should all go together. Everybody. The bathrooms are gross, right?

20 of us are going to the office. Clean these fucking bathrooms right now. We're going to drag you out and fucking clean it with your face if you don't do it. Period. Clean. This is your job. you don't do it. Period. Clean. This is your job. Done. So many people moan.

When we actually complain to the pretend manager. I'm a manager. All right. Look at me. I'm stamping and signing things. You work this shit. I get to stay here for free. You can't have off on saturday oh i'm the boss

i just picture it pretending right scribbling from the office just being a menace yeah yeah that's all it is she was blase and said she would do something about it i told her she must be saying the same thing uh the same thing since 2013 is that's how long the bad reviews have been going on for in fairness to the eatery they were great no complaints about the food and service such a shame about the filth and we won't be going back there's shit everywhere i don't blame you i don't blame you here we go one star george worst campsite i've ever stayed at dog poo and rubbish all over site you better hope that's dog yeah that's what i mean it could be anything uh toilets and showers are not up to standard almighty fight broke out at 1 a.m. in the morning with resident campers to which the police was called. Oh, my God.

The cops came to the campsite. They came to the fucking campsite because these two hooligans were fucking hitting each other in the face with pint glasses, probably. On Almighty brawl. Holy shit. the face almighty pint glasses probably on almighty brawl um holy shit then in the morning when my oh i don't know oh h i don't know what that is some when my somebody went to the reception to complain he was other half nice job but it's not in cap so i didn't know no oh h okay he was locked in the reception and physically threatened by the manager and his sons. What the fuck is going on? They're going to tag team.

We're going to kick the shit out of you, pal. No complaining. Me and him both, yeah. No complaining. Disgusting sight with rude and aggressive management. Wow. They respond to it. Oh, yeah.

Dear George, we trust our customers come here to enjoy their time off. When the fight broke out, we called police and let them deal with it. As to you being locked in reception, this is a lie. And the owner with his sons only came to see you after our female member of staff was verbally abused and threatened by you. We will not be tolerating such behavior. And people like you are not welcome to our site. Not you are. People by you. We will not be tolerating such behavior, and people like you are not welcome to our site. Not you are. People like you.

You and everybody you know. Yeah. Also, you have waited until you received your refund to write this review. Yeah, that's called smart. That's why, yeah. Because you're not going to give it until we say it. Yeah, that is insane.

One star from Paul. Absolutely disgusting owners. Actually, he said absolutely disguising owners, but I assume they mean disgusting. It'd be great. Different fucking outfit every day. One day he's Scooby-Doo. Next day he's Ronald McDonald. I don't know what's going on.

Abby Boys thinks they are hard as nails. Oh. People who work there. Very threatening. Would not recommend taking a family here. Quality of food is shocking. I've had better from takeaway service. Never going back again.

Okay. Andrew one star. Sadly, there's no option for a zero star review, which is really what they deserve. You're right. Toilets full of mud. No, probably not. You think it's Toilets full of mud. No. Probably not. You think it's mud, really?

Why are they all so committed? Why don't they just assume it's mud? Here, we would see mud on top of dirt and assume it was shit. There, they're like, there's mud in the toilet, mate. No. Showers are useless and prison-like. 11 p.m. at night, loads of drunk people shouting, driving around the campsite on ATVs.

Wow. I apprehended the offending group of drunk people driving the vehicle. This is maybe how that fight started. You what? You put your hands on somebody? I apprehended the offending group of drunk people driving the vehicle around the campsite, only to be abused by

a man who claimed to be the owner. You probably deserved it. Yeah, I would say. Mind your business comes to mind here? You can't just grab people. I was told I was lucky to be on the site. These people are... They need to be alive as far as I'm concerned. Had I not

been recovering from a broken leg, I would have certainly applied my fist to all three of these assholes' faces until they resembled badly made quiches. Yes, Andrew. Go back. Now that you're recovered, go back and kick their asses. Big talking man in a cast on his leg. Wow. Utterly outrageous behavior. Damn right.

I think he means downright dangerous with tents across the field. Unbelievable. They continue driving this vehicle around the campsite. I heard a furious mother shouting at this group, and I also heard the group verbally abusing her in return. Oh, my God. My deepest regret is breaking my leg in January and not being able-bodied enough to fight these assholes. I love England so much. They will fight.

Packed up and cut our holiday short the next morning and left with a full refund would love to see what the local newspaper would have to say or us even better um here we go and the last one very short one star it's very english it says well staff question mark three times um der i am der i am bothered bothered with two beef two bees i'm bothered yeah it's always dirty showers and pub on site is okay if you like local farmers in there with you if you want to drink with farmers this is fine they like a good giggle at you oh that's the whole review. Are you making fun of me? You want to go there and be kept up all night and be laughed at by farmers, this is a place for you.

And you can't even do anything about it because there are three men there that will fucking accost your wife. Fucking lock her ass in a fucking office. So, okay. We've gone to Costco. That was frustrating. We went here. If we didn't have a broken leg, okay. We've gone to Costco. That was frustrating. We went here. If we didn't have a broken leg, there'd be blood on our hands.

I'd be making quiches. I need a drink, Jimmy. What about you? I am so thirsty. I am so needing a drink. So let's head to the only place you can possibly get booze, a liquor store in Gary, Indiana.

What do you say? Yeah. Let's do this. This shit is ghetto. um birthplace of michael jackson yep this is not a good area gary this is champs liquors oh yeah lake county uh 3195 grant street gary indiana not a champion to be found not a no champs and And on the outside, the sign says, World's Coldest Beer. Impossible. If it's frozen solid, it's the world's coldest beer.

Otherwise, not there. It has 3.9 stars on Google here. Okay. Here we go. Annabelle, five stars. Let's get it on. I'm from Detroit and never been to this type of liquor store. I don't know what that means.

I don't know. I have no idea. Detroit's got the craziest ones. Having to wait and wait, but when I see how it functioned, I understood. I asked her name. Tanita was on point. And that's all caps with three exclamation points. At multitasking.

Taking care of customers and asking who needs what next i'm talking three guests back she had it beast mode while taking care of who's in front of her face keeping it real i don't know what the fuck's happening she is covering multiple customers at once yeah Keeping it real, motherfucker. That's right. Look at you. You got my shit, their shit. I think what they're saying is this liquor store is not a self-serve. I think you have to ask and they get it for you.

I think that's how it works is what she's talking about here. Keeping it real. Three exclamation points, by the way. Going to go home and telling them Detroit girls a little something different. I'm fascinated. And then five 100s, a smiley heart eyes emoji, and a heart. She emojied the shit out of this movie. Emojied it the fuck up. There's tons of hundreds in there all over the place.

Wow. But those are at the end. Okay. Calvin gives it five stars. Yeah. Great location. Car wash right down the street. Land was very short. Great service. Oh, line was stars. Yeah. Great location. Car wash right down the street. Land was very short.

Great service. Oh, line was short? Yeah, I guess it had to be line. There's no exclamation or no punctuation in that whatsoever. Perfect. The other one is constant punctuation, ellipses and exclamation points. Punctuation where it doesn't need to go yet. The sentence isn't over and she's just hammering it.

There was. In the middle of her sentence, she gave three exclamation points and three 100 emojis before on point at multitasking in between those words so she was not even done yet not even done lisa gives it five stars my girls are nice and we enjoy each other. What? The girls that work there, maybe? Or her boobs? I don't know. The girls. Her own boobs, maybe?

Me and my tits like to go in there and get booze. It's good. Wow. Me and my children are great people. Great. What about the liquor? Yeah. Here's Steven with three stars.

So middling review here. Looks nice on the inside. i've never heard anyone say that before usually yeah i hope so good then you win uh but customer service is dull dull what the fuck do you have to do sing their responses to you i asked for bud light they gave me bud light dull but it had no panache to it though no no elan you know what i mean around the back passes they didn't even throw it to me from curry range wow service is dull and if you're from the town you miss seeing champ himself on the inside greeting you oh there's a guy named champ yeah apparently he's probably dead though that. That's the thing. He's not there anymore. Oh, okay.

Next up, one star. Here we go. Wow! Exclamation point. Yeah. How the crime-ridden parts of the country live. This person's not from around here. And they stopped at a ghetto liquor store and are surprised it was weird.

Okay. You basically enter a secure box and request your poison and then pay. And they, like, run it through a fucking glass counter to you? It's like the wire. They say, and then it's passed to you via a bulletproof turntable. Unbelievable. Yeah. What?

It's the guy on the wire that Omar fucking threatens and hits with the gun. All right. Says he's going to fucking. Robs him and gets the new boards. Yeah, that's it. Okay. Wow.

Anyway, uh, Cody with one star, unbelievable. Um, one star, absolute garbage. They used to be a good store for people who work late,

but for some reason they closed before 2 a.m. Recently. Maybe it's because they have to have bulletproof fucking glass. Scared shitless to go to their car. It happens after 2 a.m. Man. Wow. The website says 2 a.m. recently. Maybe it's because they have to have bulletproof fucking glass. They're scared shitless to go to their cars. Anything happens after 2 a.m., man. Wow. The website says 2 a.m., but recently every time I try going there, between 1 and 1.30, they're already closed.

If your hours have changed, at least update your website. Scumbags is the last line. Their hours are maybe different. Scumbags you bunch of used condoms unbelievable wow that is you've ruined my life you scumbags this is amazing get your booze before one o'clock in the fucking morning how about that scumbags get your booze before work that's the funniest shit i've ever heard scumbags all by itself wow next up tamika gives one star cashier had the and this is all caps nastiest attitude tonight like i filled out her application

to work there okay like I forced her to. What I asked for was apparently not in stock. Instead of saying that she proceeded to yell and clap at me saying pretty much. She said they didn't have my husband's drink in stock. Clapping. We don't have that. Yeah. I feel like it's that.

How many times did you ask her to get a clap? I feel like you got to ask. You got to ask a woman for some shit at least three times before they're like, I told you we don't have that. Fourth time, right? That's the last time. I did not hear her tell customers before this information. So I guess she might have told the person in front of her, but she was dicking around. Her phone didn't hear her or something. Nor was I listening because she wasn't talking to me.

I will never, all caps, step foot in this place ever again. I'll go somewhere else and give them my business. Scumbags. Scumbags. I wish I didn't break my legs so I could beat the shit out of her clapping ass back there. Jasmine One Star. The lady that works there is always rude. Yeah.

Not always. Somebody else said she was on point. Nope. Nope. She's not up, but she'll clap right at you. Why not? Always rude. When customers come in, she doesn't acknowledge them.

When she do, she tell people to wait until she's done stocking the shelves. Yeah. Yeah, she's busy. I don't know who the owner is, but letting her treat. Champ, we know. Yeah, he's not there anymore. That's why. But letting her treat their customers in any way of any kind of way is pathetic.

I'm going to read that again. I don't know who the owner is, but letting her treat their customers any kind of way is pathetic. I'm going to read that again. I don't know who the owner is, but letting her treat their customers any kind of way is pathetic. Yeah. Like, you get hired, and they said, so, okay, this is how you work the cash register. And she said, well, how should I treat the customers? And they said, any kind of way. Whatever you want. That's the trade.

She said, oh, all right, cool. Fuck them. I clap in their faces. All right, cool. Oh, man. Also, the store's supposed to be closed at 8 p.m. on Sunday. She always closes at 7.30. This is ridiculous.

People be driving all the way there wasting gas. I love it so much. All the way there there uh next up this is my favorite sounds like that place is open in a horrible neighborhood it sounds like if she closes 30 minutes early every night maybe get there prior to 30 minutes before they fucking close you don't want to be there at 11 50 when they close at midnight anyway yeah they keep their liquor in a bank vault so probably it's a bad neighborhood it sounds like from what i understand just from the bulletproof glass and the turntable my the bank i go to i don't i don't even talk to them through glass no if you're talking to through glass for fucking for fucking course light you got a problem no this. I don't need booze that bad.

Jesus. Here's my favorite review maybe of all time. One star from Karen. If you're married, there's a cashier there that will slip your husband her number when you're not there. When you're not there in the store one time without your husband. So your husband went alone once, and she slipped in numbers. Yeah. Serving more than wine and spirits there, and then a middle finger emoji.

Tried to pick her husband up. That's fucking amazing. Serving pussy, you guys. They're serving up some fine pussy in there. Next up, Richard, one star. Do not go inside of champagne liquor. I think they mean Champs. It came out champagne probably.

Oh, okay. All right. There's no sex in there? No. Maybe there is based on the last review. There was a firework display next door. That's where I went with my son. So she was looking at the firework display, looked at Champs liquor and said, that place is fucked up, and then reviewed it.

She didn't even use it. Didn't even go to the fucking place but reviewed it so wow there you go that that is champ's liquor in case you want to go there gary indiana gary um next up here personal item oh let's do this personal item of the week we had a couple but i'm going to narrow it down to the other one we have a we have a a large phallic object which we're gonna save for next week and instead we're gonna do this object this is our personal cream uh our personal item it's cream the x with an x x spans penis enlar cream. It's a plumping cream? New formula, increased sensitivity. Brand new.

Brand new. This one works this time. The old stuff wasn't as good. This one works this time. If there was a cream that you could rub on your dick and make it bigger, it would be the most popular item that's sold in this country. It would outsell McDonald's hamburgers any day of the week. You'd never hear of Viagra ever again this is topical fuck yes people would just be it would be every cash register you went to would be sitting by oh let me get some penis cream obviously

right next to the birch bees yeah obviously let me get a cherry chapstick and two things of penis cream. Thank you. Everybody would have it. It is $24.98 for this. Holy, that's cheap. That's frightening, though, because if you put it on and it works, you're putting that in something. It's going to work there, too.

What if you get stuck? And then there's the old joke from, like, the 70s or whatever. You rub it on. Is it Robert Schimmel? I don't know. Wouldn't my hands get big too? I think it's Robert Schimmel. Great point.

Yeah. Wouldn't my hands get big too? Only my dick? How does it know that it's my dick? How does it know what skin it's on? That's hilarious. $24.98. It has 2.9 stars on Amazon here.

Oh, my God. 2.9. Not terrific. It is garbage. It got a 428 ratings as well. It claims to be unscented, but people will challenge that. Will argue that? Yeah.

About this item. Here we go, because I'd love to know. Instant Absorption Pen absorption penis enlargement cream. Best penis growth cream on the market. Best. No side effects. What? No side effects.

Smooth, creamy formula increases sensitivity as well. Okay. Okay. Makes it big and sensitive. Big and sensitive. Perfect. Jesus Christ. Five stars stars first one i love this stuff works well for me okay here we go that's the title of it been using this cream

for quite a while now and it works very well for me but have to put in the effort if it's just cream on your dick that's not a lot of effort to make it bigger yeah you gotta put some elbow grease i think you gotta really work it yeah you gotta yeah it's i got a feeling the working in is what's making it bigger it's like a lug nut stop is stuck on an old chevy nova you really got to give it an extra elbow grease on there a little extra yeah you step on it with your foot maybe yeah uh it allows the tissue to expand which is great with mild and then in parentheses low pressure penis pumping so you're supposed to you're supposed to like jerk it onto yourself i feel like um mark is a great seller a guy selling it i guess and have been using his products for

years i get the product shipped in the cold months to avoid shipping concerns. I guess you don't want it to get hot. It'll get weird. Great seller and ships fast. Okay. Next up, five stars. Size does matter. Does it? No lie.

The day of my first application, later in the evening while being intimate with my significant other, she actually reached O-land while I was inside. Oh, the first time? First time ever. I finally got it. I made her cum, finally. Maybe it wasn't your confidence and you worked harder for her. No, no, no. I got my dick.

It's a giant dick and it works now. As soon as she came, he pulled his dick out, didn't even put anything on, and ran into the streets telling people i made her come i made her come like high five and all right yeah running down the streets like the opening credits of amen with sherman hemsley like doing stopping doing some double dutch and shit going along with his dick's a very specific reference. Sorry. Oh, my God. I have never, and this is all caps.

Don't admit this on the internet. I have never had that happen before. Oh, my God. I mean, he's so excited about it. Oh, my God. The absolute just gall of people on the internet. Why would you say that? I love when you have to take your glasses off to rub your eyes and forehead because you're so blown away by somebody's stupidity

oh my god the internet has just made people never there's no shame anymore the first season of the real world they were like like, are you going to go out with anybody and you're going to see anybody? And they're like looking at the camera going, my mom's going to see this. That was 35 years ago. Now you're like, it's never happened before. Now I like totally made her come.

And I tell everybody, woo. Hey mom made her come. How long has he been with this person? I feel like it's never happened ever to him. Ever in his life. In his life. It's happened every time since I've been using the product.

Dude, it's your confidence, man. He said it's happened. Like, it's, I don't know what, like, the geyser went off. I don't know when it goes off, but fucking once in a while, water and steam and shit shoots from the ground. Like, it's, you, there's a cause and effect to this it's all faithful now it happened again the girth and length of my ahem meaning we know have noticeably increased for the record i'm not a paid customer or associated in any way with the makers of this product but one very happy man who's had a life-changing experience. Imagine the confidence at work.

People are like, oh, yeah. Jesus, you are springing your step here. He's like, I'll make you come right fucking now. What's up? I can do it. I can do it now. Yeah. I only wish the product came in a much bigger container.

I need more. You want more of it. We got to order it all the time. Next, last five-star review review worth the price okay no miracles here but certainly adds and then in quotes something that gets noticed okay for the price i'd say give it a try simple application distinct odor but not unpleasant see they're going to come up with that a lot. Glue? Yeah. Well, no.

There's other ones. People say two different things distinctively. No undue greasiness or coloring on your hands, i.e. not a staining risk for clothes. Be sure to mix the product with your finger or a stirrer. It can separate. And I suspect the heavy lifting comes from the liquid at the bottom. That's the active ingredient. That's where the good shit's at. Apply at least after a shower.

Apply daily at least after a shower and wait three weeks. See what happens. Three weeks of whatever the fuck this chemical is? Of tug rubbing to see if it works. One guy, though, fucking rubbed it on five minutes later. His girlfriend is fucking. She's a fountain. She can't even.

Yeah, she can't move. She's just laying there in a puddle. It's all over. Next up, one star, very short and sweet, looks, smells, and tastes like cake icing. He tasted it. What? Why would you taste dick cream and then your tongue's gonna get huge it's gonna get so fat so fast oh my god um here's the way one more five star sorry i decided to try expanse because the pills were giving me ringing in my ears.

Oh, my God. They're giving you neurological problems. That's not good. You've got a tiny schmeckle that you want. How small is it, man? That's a pills, creams. Man, bottom line is that it does work. I use it once a day, and after about two weeks, I noticed a difference.

It's easier to get and maintain one, I guess meaning an erection. I don't know exactly how. I'm no scientist here. But I feel like if you touch my dick, it'll get hard. It gets hard. But it does work, and I'll continue to use it. Depending on how much you use, the container lasted about one month and a half. Okay.

So the next up up i tried it for one star i've tried it for two weeks and nothing yet question mark it doesn't work that's why it's all in your head man it's a trick here's one a one star it is very itching i had to stop using it oh you're allergic it is very itching yeah i would say you've that's called an allergy my friend wash that fast and throw it out oh my god next up one star from anthony not good is the title uh-huh false advertising smells like oatmeal doesn't do anything oatmeal let me ask you this does it taste like Did you try? That's what we need to know. How's it taste?

It doesn't do anything. I got a feeling it doesn't. Yeah. Three stars now. Okay. This is from Austin. A good product, but didn't work the way I wanted it to. I'm fascinated already.

How big did you want it, man? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Okay. This is a good product, even though I gave it three stars. It just didn't work the way I wanted it to, and that was to add length. Oh, it's good. He wants his dick to just grow like Pinocchio's nose before his eyes. That's not going to happen.

I need to watch it. Yeah. You can swell the tissue up a little bit it'll be slightly thicker but it's not going to get longer you can put an irritant on anything yeah it's gonna get yeah exactly no take fucking poison ivy rub it all over your finger it'll be i'll bet it'll be fatter yeah it absolutely will um i think the cream just helped get it harder, stood up more straight, and added some girth, so I was happy about that. More straight? More straight stood up at attention.

How crooked is it? It salutes the flag now. Before, it wouldn't do that. That's the problem. I think it only added one centimeter to length. Okay, that's a miracle. That seems like a lot. That's a miracle is what you just had happen to you.

A miracle happened. You just parted the ocean, man. Fuck this shit. Just go to church now because that was a miracle. When are you going to come over and turn my water to wine? Yeah, what the fuck, pussies? I keep using this product as it does feel good to use it because you're jerking it on you.

I always cum when I'm done using it it's weird and i feel like my i feel like my friend likes it applied to him with a smiley face yeah his dick likes it his little friend it tingles a bit when applied but you don't need to use a lot of the cream to get a feeling from it. If you just use a bit, a fingertip worth of the cream, you're good. Overall, this product was worth paying for just to try it out. You're not going to get ripped off from trying it out. 3 out of 5, 3.5 out of 5. That's ballsy. If you say it made my dick harder, girthier, and added a centimeter in length,

that's five fucking stars. That's crazy. You've committed a fucking miracle is that's five fucking stars that's crazy you've committed a fucking miracle is what's happened here yeah it's that's an amazing product that's an incredible product an absolutely incredible fucking product so i'm going to give you the choice right now what we do next okay we can either do another personal item which is the thrusting dildo rabbit vibrator with 10 vibration, 7 thrust mode with licking G-spot clitoral vibration. Women are so... Or we'll talk about Mount Rushmore. Which one would you rather do?

I'm giving you the choice for everybody right now. Let's talk about Mount Rushmore first, because we'll get to that. Well, the dildo one, we'll have to wait until next week. We're not going to be able to have time for one. Yeah, we'll get there next week. Okay, well, dildo next week, everybody. There we go. This week, we're going to finish it out with Mount Rushmore here.

Okay. And Mount Rushmore, if you're not from America, is a big, giant fucking stone mountain with presidents' faces carved in them. Right. Okay? Now, this has 4.7 reviews on google it's 4.7 stars stars yeah 4.7 stars it's in south dakota by the way so you can after you're done with costco you can go here it has 46 724 reviews so quite a bit yeah now a lot the vast majority of the one-star reviews are from a philosophical standpoint.

Oh, who should be up there? We're taking from the natives, and we put our – so that was a lot of it. So that's out there as a complaint, and we're not going to talk about that over and over and over again because that would just be not that entertaining. So I'd rather hear people talk about how the toilets are fucked up. That's more fun. Or I can't believe Teddy Roosevelt's up there. Yeah, or something else. Or one person won't go back because the president's up there who's not even up there.

That's amazing. I love that one. My favorite. That's my favorite review of all time. This place sucks. Okay. Here we go. Five stars for Michael.

I first visited here in 1992 and could just drive right up close without having to pay to get a view. $10 for parking, $5 senior citizen discount price. I enjoyed the hiking trails and stayed past dark for the lighting ceremony that lasts about an hour. Arrive about an hour before dark for a good seat. I didn't mind standing in the back because I was first to exit ahead of hundreds of people. That is definitely a senior citizen. Yeah, that's an old man that hates standing in lines.

Abso-fucking-lutely. A lot of them say go in the winter. It's dead in the winter and you can go and walk right in. It's fucking cold. No pets allowed here, though. That's a lot of complaints. Really?

Here's one star from Simeon. One star. Can't walk anywhere but on the trails. Trails are dumb. I got to make my own way. Trails are dumb? Trails are fine. You don't like walking where people get.

Don't tell me where to go. Nothing to do with itself. I know where I'm going. Mount Rushmore itself is kind of mid. There we go. What? Here we go again, everybody. You get up on a fucking giant mountain and carve fucking two, whatever, fucking five-story high faces in them that you can sort of recognize.

I dare you to. How about TNT blast a mountain, carve a face pretty fucking accurately, then do it again next to it without fucking the other one up. Yeah, without fucking that up. Pretty amazing. Try that. Kind of mid. Now, like I said, whatever your philosophical view on it is fine, but I couldn't do that. It looks hard, is what I'm saying.

Overall, it's touristy and not great. What the fuck did you expect? I needed this to be real private like locals only what is it's the middle of nowhere there are no locals who the fuck are the locals i want to know what the wanted to be just me and bison out here yeah jesus christ oh what the fuck okay here is chun chun gives it one star i am a hong k Kong resident and would like to go to Mount Rushmore. Get on a plane, chief.

But there is no public transportation. Not from Hong Kong. No. You're going to get there from there. You get on the bus, they take me to the fucking Mount Rushmore. So I hope you can provide me with some information. That's a Google review. That's not contact the customer.

Somebody get me there. Find a travel agent, Chun. I don't know, Chun. That was a month ago. I don't know if Chun's figured it out by now or what. I'm not positive. I'd like to go. I'd like to go if anyone can help me.

Next up, Aaron. Here we go. One star. Was really boring. Just some rocks. Oh, for fuck's sake, man. I have seen rocks before. Not a big deal.

Never seen them carved into fucking presidents. Then he says, not even very big. I could have done better myself. Oh, well, then get to work, motherfucker. I don't think you could have, honestly. Yeah, probably. It better be done by now. Start with a small rock and let's see what you can do.

Just pick a rock out of your yard. Whittle a pebble into fucking A-boy. I'd love to see a recognizable presidential face on that, and then we'll let you work on the mountain. How's that? Yeah, don't make me guess, motherfucker. I better know who it is just by looking at it. Jesus Christ. Yes, exactly.

Right now, I need to know. Not like some fucking lady with a potato going guess who it looks like uh alicia gives one star uh 10 out of 10 do not recommend i don't know if she did that to rhyme or what um rude staff and dogs aren't allowed oh visiting from colorado and feeling like this was one big waste of time. Totally underwhelming. Be more welcoming! All caps, three exclamation points. Did not even get to see the monument. Will not be returning.

And then under it, it says, Dog friendliness, colon, there isn't any. No pets allowed. Super unwelcoming. Don't go! Okay, so she wants her dog welcomed, not her. She was welcomed. She could have gone and seen it.

Yeah, she just, the dog wasn't allowed in. Here's Sean with one star. Not dog friendly. Right. To you, she is a pet. To me, she is a family member. Yeah, Sean, we know. F the no pet policy with a flaming cactus and the people that support it, too.

He wants to light a cactus on fire and jam it up your ass i think what he's going for what they're going for is the lack of dog shit everywhere probably is what they're thinking about tends to be a lot of people just trails if you don't pick up your dog shit which people will not do yeah they don't do it go everywhere it's also the wilderness so if a fucking wolf comes out and eats your dog you're gonna sue them for that probably i would imagine i'm not i i like places where you can take your dog. Don't get me wrong. I love having the dog around.

We take Oscar to fucking places all the time and shit like that. It's fun. But you don't want to go out in the fucking woods where those things can get eaten. Not there. No. You've got bait. You're fishing for wolves at that point. There's bears in South Dakota.

You've got bait on the end of a fucking rope. Yeah. Here you go. Come here. Here is Lucky with one star uh-huh the cops there suck exclamation point yeah it's overcrowded and the gift shop is expensive save your money and go see wild horse instead he means crazy horse by the way there is a crazy horse monument nearby that people say is spent tons of reviews of reviews say, honestly, I like the Crazy Horse thing better.

Oh, I've seen it. It's cool. Yeah, but it was nothing like Crazy Horse. No, no, no, no. But it's big and impressive. Go see Wild Horse instead. Great. You mean the casino in Arizona?

Yeah, that's the Wild Horse Pass. One star, here we go, had better time at Crazy Horse. Maybe I shouldn't have checked the history it says by the way the park rangers there just to check my id the guy claimed that my jeep with connecticut plates and a roof rack full of luggage match the description of a vehicle involved in a crime they are looking for clearly a lie clearly a lie um susan next up i feel bad for susan but i'm not surprised about this when you consider where it is it's in the middle of nowhere one star this is definitely not wheelchair friendly probably not probably trails in the woods i'm yeah yeah get a motorized one with some off-road tires yeah that's what's what you need. Really get it, soup it up a little bit. Handicap parking is a long

with four O's way from the mountain. I was able to push my husband about halfway up the ramps and couldn't manage any farther. They can't help that it is a mountain that you have to go up. They can't make it not a mountain.

Adjusted the grade as best as possible with ramps for Christ's sake. That's all you can do. We couldn't see the faces from there and there was no help available in the shop. Then another person, one star, the monument was nice,

but the park rangers were terrible. They searched my vehicle without permission. Said my plates matched a crime. Jesus, I was broken down and had to pull off the road, and they searched it without probable cause. Be very careful here. Here's another good one.

One star, and they say one star because andrew jackson's face is here and he shouldn't be he's not on the fucking mountain it's jefferson it's jefferson lincoln washington roosevelt roosevelt right teddy no andrew jackson andrew jackson you piece of shit don't understand well who they can maybe they confuse lincoln they both have long faces i'm not sure sure. It must be Jefferson. It's got to be Jefferson because they're the ones that kind of similar face. Well, I guess because Lincoln doesn't have his hat.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they don't put a top hat on. That would be amazing. A big stone top hat. That would be very impressive. We took all the stone we blasted out and made a top hat out of it. There we go. Helicoptered it up there oh my god so um yeah and then uh very quickly here we'll do a couple more at the end real quick one star the bathroom is really disgusting there's toilet paper everywhere the floor is soaking wet and the sinks are dirty yeah that's um that's a national park that is what you get it's outside place um here is one

nobody wants to go one star nobody wants to go all the way to south dakota to see four faces they should have built this in virginia or new york instead they built it where the fuck there was a big stone fucking mountain that's where they built it they should have put this near disney it's not a taco bell i was trying really i could have knocked out epcot and and this mountain rushmore all at the same time it's not made of paper mache motherfucker it's a natural fucking mountain wow and then finally and this one is my favorite review here of this batch one star from Jess. All the faces on the rock are kind of ugly, to be honest.

It gets better. They're incredibly recognizable. I know presidents aren't usually hot or whatever, but if they were going to put them huge and permanent on a cliff, they could have yassified them a bit, I think. What the fuck are you talking about? Put some fucking rouge on them. Yeah, make them like, yeah. Clean them up. Give them a makeover beforehand.

There's some eyeliner up there. Get the clear eye guys in there. Let's really fucking get them going good. Make their eyes really pop. I know they usually aren't hot or whatever. They should have just pick the four hottest presidents put them up there they're all just like gray and white so weird there's no color so there you go everybody that's mount rushmore there is a national monument we will have the giant crazy vibrating dildo for you next week it's fucking hilarious and a bunch of other stuff

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