Your Stupid Opinions - The Queen Of Goodwill Cheeky Scottish Burger Anger Riding The Zombie Bus

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's, that happens to be in Scotland, where people are terrified of "cheekiness" & ketchup throwing children. A discount store, where one woman rules over the proceedings, with an iron fist, and a bad attitude. A major city's Greyhound bus station, where no one works, but everyone seems to use the bathroom & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!   Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hey, thank you so much for joining us. I'm James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are so excited today because we get to have some fun with some overseas. I like when we go and find overseas things that are very American. That's always fun to me. You know what I mean? Like the McDonald's in Rome and things like that. That always cracks me up. And today we're going to start.

out with a McDonald's that's in Scotland, which is hilarious to me. Oh, terrific. I just don't, I don't know why, but the fact that they might see it and go, oh, McDonald's, that's a local joint, huh? I know a lot of guys named McDonald's around these parts. So that's fucking hilarious to me. Which guy owns it? Yeah, which McDonald's.

I mean, is it? There's 700 in this village. Guys named McDonald's, so we're not sure. Throw a rock. Absolutely. And as always, if you like this show, listen to our other two. shows, small town murder and crime and sports, which are exactly what they sound like,

but also funny. So, check those out and get in there, and let's dive right in and find out what the Scottish have to say about McDonald's. Tell us about it. This is at 557 Prospect Hill Road, Glasgow, Scotland, or Glasgow United Kingdom, I guess,

is technically, but we know it's in Scotland. Okay, this place has 2.7 stars on Google out of 800 reviews, which it's difficult to get a McDonald's under three stars because people don't expect spectacular for McDonald's Well these people are looking for lamb or something

They're like what they want Where's the Shepherds pie is what they're after McShepard's Pie is not exist over there But I feel like McDonald's If you get a three star experience for McDonald's That's five stars Yeah That's as good as you can expect from them

So if you get a mediocre meal You say five stars great good shit I don't know, though. We just had a two-star experience in where the fuck was that? Oh, no. Well, the food wasn't bad, though. See, I would have given it at least three stars. As soon as we got back out on the road, I was like, bad idea.

Oh, well, I'm a mess. Later, but while we were eating it, I would have given it three stars, I would say. All right, fair enough. At least. The staff was out of their fucking minds. Everybody was doing something different. I would have given an extra star for that because it was hilarious. It was really funny to watch them, like, bump into each other.

The one kid. Yeah, they were the opposite of teamwork. To watch the look on people's faces as that kid came up with their food like, holy shit, are you okay? What's wrong with this kid was amazing? I still don't know what's wrong with. He's just having a conversation with himself the whole time. Was that a head injury?

Was he born? I don't know. Yes. I don't know what was going on with that kid. Something was crazy. We stopped outside Gary, Indiana, on the way from Madison to Grand Rapids for some McDonald's and boy, was at a scene. It was fun.

The aggressive lady behind the counter with all. all the earrings and nose rings going, sir, don't come behind the counter. I'm not trying to. Deny you barbecue sauce. I'm just looking for a barbecue sauce. We charge for that. All right.

I don't give a shit. I literally said, I don't give a shit. I don't care. Yeah, you hit the sauce gatekeeper. And she was like, nope. I found her. You shall not pass. 50 cents, motherfucker.

Was it 50 cents? 58 cents. 58 cents. Assholes. Okay. Let's see if they're as big of assholes in Scotland. All right. here's Allison five stars

here we go been served several times by Gavin not a lot of American Gavin's working at McDonald's been served by Gavin I'd like to know the percentage of American McDonald's workers named Gavin not how I don't think

it's probably six or eight out of the 600,000 locations of McDonald's with 4 million employees yeah and he's always cheerful and has amazing customer customer service skills. You order a hamburger.

He gives it to you. Those are some skills. Should be... Money gave you shit. Wow. Should be more like him. Four exclamation points for that. Four.

It's McDonald's. How excited are you? The manager who was with him tonight was also polite and helpful. By way, any time, by the way is what they're trying to say. Anytime we are at your McDonald's, order is always correct. Excellent. That's what you want.

Correct order? reasonable time. Five stars. Luca Friel was serving me. They know this person's first and last name. Last name? Do they put last names on their... Fuck no.

They've got to, right? You don't want to have people being able to stalk McDonald's employees, right? No. I must have known the person. Luca Friel was serving me an absolutely outstanding. In other sectors, it was terrible. Huh. Outside of Luca's fucking domain, it's terrible.

Yeah. Got six. Sectors. Sectors. And this is something that comes up a lot here. Got 16 nuggets instead of 20. Oh, really? They try to short you on like, yeah, on 20% of your nuggets here, which is wild.

Yeah. Got a cheeseburger instead of my mayo chicken, too. Well, I mean, they actually. You're welcome. Well, you know what? They slather their chicken in so much mayo. They should just call it mayo chicken at this point. That's honest.

Can I get a mayo chicken? That's honesty. It's covered. Other than that, customer service from Luca was great. What an employee. My God. That's Luca's mom. Luca's the only one who knows what they're doing in here.

Okay, here we go. The master of his sector. The master, sector master. He'll give you all 20 nuggets, Luca. Kim and Robbie is this one. One star. Just the worst. Yeah.

Again, hit and miss with what you receive within. being McDonald's, although I will say I always enjoyed their lattes fries have sometimes been inedible. Yeah, that's, what you just described as a McDonald's experience. You sure hope the fries are good this time and you're

reaching and if they're hot and you go, fuck yeah. And if they're cold, you go, no. Yeah, me again. You got me again. Three stars. See what I mean? Yeah. Always. I have heard that they're lattes and McCaff, whatever the fuck.

They're coffee shits. Cafe. Whatever they are. I don't drink coffee. They're blended. Yeah. I just drink coffee coffee. I don't drink that shit.

Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know any of it. Yeah. I mean, it smells sweet. Smells like melted ice cream. It smells like coffee with some with some sugar in it. It's what smells like.

Unfortunately, I haven't returned to this McDonald's out of principle back at the end of last year. She's going to tell you the story now of what took him away from this McDonald's. I ordered my usual three-piece chicken selects meal with a regular. latte. Couldn't be more different than my order at McDonald's. Three, I imagine three chicken strips. Chicken strips with a coffee? With a regular latte. Couldn't be more opposite

of what I'm getting. Upon eating the fries, I felt something not quite right and retrieved a small, light-colored hair from my mouth. Oh. Okay. Yup, looks like a body hair from down below. Light-colored.

I've got Scottish pubes in my fries. Oh, it's too much. Oh, my God. It's blonde. I bet it's pussy hair. I bet it's from a pussy. Unfortunately, I dropped this by my keyboard area and was unable to find it again in order to take a pick to send to them. It's over, man.

It's over. But yeah, totally unacceptable and unhygienic. Another thing, Dodge during lunchtimes during school time. It would appear kids are allowed to return regardless of her. hurling verbal abuse at the staff. Surely management should be protecting their staff and banning kids or implementing better rules, but profits before people, right? Definitely the worst McDonald's I've been to.

This person is a nightmare. Dude, the McDonald's does not have the staff to have a do not allow board and then have people checking pictures at the door. They don't have that. They have Luca who's making the fries up front in his sector. It's all they got. It's fucking McDonald's. They got too many sectors to worry about around here.

Jesus. It's not a bank for Christ's sake. It's a fucking McDonald's. Zoe, one star. Totally awful. Waited 25 minutes in drive-through, then got food with a cheeky look off of work, off a worker. And it was freezing. Took 10 minutes for manager to even recognize us when we came back for a refund.

Didn't want my food remade at this point. Pure waste of time. Don't give them your money. Cheeky is flirty, in it? I think cheeky is one. has a lot of definitions. Does it? Yeah.

It can mean, it depends on context. Cheeky can mean you're being a shithead. It's kind of like cute in American English. It's like cute. This motherfucker's being cute right now. That could mean you're about to get punched or you're cute. One of the two in America. I think it goes either way with cheeky too.

Same thing. That would be my guess anyway. It's got to be. From context of what I've seen here. Ella one star took, I don't even know what to say about this. It's McDonald's. I just want to phrase ahead of time. Took five hours for my food to come.

I mean, uh, right. You could be a little cheeky, right? You could be a little cheeky. You could build a McDonald's in five hours. Let's be realistic. You can certainly, yeah. You could break ground and be fucking slinging apple pies in five hours. That's wild.

One cheeseburger. She waited five hours for a single cheeseburger. They slaughtered the cow. Wow. It's fresh. That's one thing. It's definitely fresh. Didn't even come with cheese.

Oh, well, yeah. Oh, then that's a hamburger. That's called a hamburger. Would expect better from Mackies. I didn't know. We called it that. We're calling it Mackies. M-A-Z-I-E-S.

Mackies. Okay, we've had McDonald's. My first word was probably McDonald's, and I've never heard a soul call it Mackies, and now that's all I want to call it. Never heard it called Mackie D's. Mackie's. Mackie's. Not even Mackey D, just Mackey's. Yeah.

That's awesome. I've heard Mickey D's a million times. I've never heard anybody try to... But I guess we don't call it McDonald's. No, no. Whereas over there, they're a little more on the Mac. And in Pulp Fiction, they said McDonald's 100 times. And it was like a joke.

And see, they're McDonald's. Oh, McDowls. Yeah, right? Yeah, there's that. Yeah, my bun has no seeds. You should see coming to America 45 times if you haven't because we have. McDonald's. They're McDonald's.

McDonald's. I'm McDell. Then my kid's birthday was ruined. Uh-oh. Ruined? You got one cheeseburger for your kids' whole birthday? You sat at McDonald's for five hours on your kid's birthday? How dare you? We're not leaving. I'm getting this cheeseburger.

You selfish bitch. It's all he wants for his birthday. We're not leaving without. Wow. David, One Star, came here after work, tried to order a drive-thru at about 4.30 a.m. Jesus. Yikes, they're open that later.

I love it. Great. No one answered. So went inside to order. You can go inside at 4.30 in the morning? At 4.30 in the morning, the door's unlocked. Here, that is strict drive-thru time here. Yeah, because that's robbery time. Yeah, that's why.

It'll lock the doors. And asked if anyone had the headset for drive-through because no one answered, then heard the girl working tell people in the back that order is for the guy that was at the drive-thru. one of the cook said, ha, spit in it. Okay. And he heard the whole conversation. I heard it all.

Asked for my money back and said, do you think it's acceptable? I was told it's what I get for being aggressive. And all I wanted was food after my night shift. That's what you get. Spit. See? It's the Scottish way. 4.30 a.m.

and be aggressive. You're getting spitburn. That is the Scottish way, my friend. That's how we do things over here. Wow, that is a wild. You're lucky it's not pissed. It's amazing that we're amazed that someone could be open in the middle of the night and not be shot in the face on the first day.

Other countries, they don't worry about that. Fascinating. Fascinating, right? Donna, one star. So I nipped in yesterday and ordered food. That's again, definitely a British term or United Kingdom term, I should say, because it's Scotland. They don't want to be called British.

They left something off my order, so left the food on the side until the missing order item was ready. But by this time, the food was stone cold. Right. Two teenagers were throwing stuff around and messing about, not reliable at all. Messing about.

Were they? They were messing about, were they? Mucking about. Ross, one star. If I could give zero stars, I would. He nailed it. Even over on the other side of the ocean, they get it.

See that, people? He's getting it. This place is all caps, atrocious. Yeah, cheeky buggers. Cheeky cunts. Staff are, you know that's what they call each other. Staff are beyond rude. Always, orders always wrong.

Leave you sitting at the drive-through order point. Okay, that's what they're getting at. At the drive-thru order point for 10 plus minutes, no matter how much you sound the horn. Sound the horn. He's out there fucking beeping the horn He's like they're not they're not responding to it They're waiting you're waiting longer

Because you're beeping stupid That's yeah every beep Resets the clock What are you doing? Why would you honk? Let him go 60 seconds I've again never done that before Never no way

I think I think they expect service over there Whereas we don't expect service If the food is in a bag and it's close to what we ordered and the person doesn't like literally kick us in the balls on the way out. We're like, wow, great experience. Like that, wow, unbelievable.

And if the food is something other than what I ordered, guess I'm eating it. I don't care. Yeah, exactly. Unless it's something I'm like allergic to. I'm going to eat the shit. Place wasn't even busy. No, you were being a dick and they were making you wait.

When I did finally get served, they got the drinks wrong, had to correct. Well, it was spitting it also. You should have didn't know about that, I bet. I had to correct them on it. It was told to wait at the order window for another five plus minutes. When I finally got handed the food, there was no sorry for your weight or anything.

Food was simply flung at me and the window slammed shut. Yeah, they're not sorry for the way, dude. Yeah, what do you want? A step by step, we take each item out of the bag and explain to you its origins. I need an unboxing of my fucking order. What do you want? This is ridiculous. Absolutely.

No customer service, absolutely no accountability as usual for any place these days, was my first time in a long time and will simply avoid McDonald's altogether now. Children managing children is always a bad idea. Yeah, that's McDonald's, dude. You just had a McDonald's experience. That's all fast food, bud. Children managing children. Or just irresponsible adults who have had their lives collapse, a lot of those. There's a lot of people that have never had jobs and had a shit hand and this is their first job.

There's a lot of different people there, but the point is it's not a fucking career. Don't, yeah, don't expect. Yeah. Don't, I'm not even going to finish that set. Don't expect. That's it. McDonald's wrong with you. Don't expect.

That's their new slogan. Yeah. Don't expect anything. Whatever you get, be happy with it. It's unbelievable. Charlie one star, I get it's busy. But having to witness someone basically beg for their food after waiting over a half hour, over and out, over half an hour to be met with staff laughing and pulling faces.

What is pulling faces? I was going to say, are they doing, like, Chinese eyes, like child shit, like, hey, and the fingers in their cheeks. Yeah. What are we talking about here? Okay, maybe they're higher kids that are a little too young if they're doing that. You know, 16-17 is one thing, but 8-9 might be a little too young to work the grill. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, 16-17 general manager. Oh, they have to oversee. 12. Yeah, that's our, that's our pride guy. My experience was sitting at drive-thru for 15 minutes waiting only on two hot chocolates to then be given the wrong size. Several minutes later to be given larges. My partner took a sip and it burnt their mouth to the point they have blisters on their tongue. Shut up. It should be hot, you stupid idiot.

What was it that they drank? Hot chocolate? Yeah, they just added hot water into a large cup. Tasted vial as well. due to it being more water than hot chocolate, disaster of a place. Yeah, who cares? I can't believe you're ordering hot chocolate at McDonald's. I didn't even know they had hot chocolate at McDonald's, do they?

Yeah, that's a crazy order. No, I don't know. I've never seen it before. Yeah, I've never heard that before. Laura one star. If I could rate zero stars, I would. Man, they did it. They get it over there, man.

They get it. That one's on board, yeah. Fast food, in quotes, doesn't relate to this franchise. It took 30 minutes to get our order, and that was only a lot of, after I chased the staff. That has to be a euphemism. Can't imagine her back there literally chasing the staff around the friars.

That would be awesome. Benny Hill for a chees- Yeah. Yackety sucks. You got to fast forward at the double speed and then it's fun. The beginning of that song is so good. It really is.

Every time you hear it, oh, this is going to be great. It's cranking up. You're like, here it comes. Right up a burn it. Can make anything funny. Then they missed part of our order. Well, yeah, they were avoiding you. That's why.

Yeah. Busy. The back kitchen was mayhem. No one knew who was doing what, and there was tons of customers having to chase orders. I think chase just means something different there. Order numbers were disappearing from the screen, and it was chaos. Who looks at the screen? It's deleting.

I don't give a fuck what's going on on your screen. I don't work here. Fucking ridiculous. G, one star. staff have no energy. No energy. They're at McDonald's. They're not. They're not.

They don't want to work here. This is barely a step above death is what this is. And they know it. They don't feel good about this. Make mistakes. They have no energy. Make mistakes on food orders when it's on the notes. Then they give you another one, but it's just the first one with the same mistakes.

Night manager or supervisor is just a zombie walking about. Yeah. They manage an over. overnight McDonald's. Right. What do you want? What kind of management expert do you want to step in there at that rate? Fog.

Unbelievable. Fries are awful. Ice cream is more liquid when you get it after waiting for a 15-minute drive-thru. Probably, yeah. Yeah. Hulkulee. Hulkulees. Oh.

Hulkuleles and the Hulk? And the Hulk? And the Hulk. Fixed together. That's clever. One star. I was recently appalled to witness vandalism. and a criminal assault happening in the car park.

Oh. But how is your cheeseburger is the important part? McDonald's. Right. While I'm sure the security cameras captured everything, the staff seemingly did nothing to intervene. Yeah, that's not their job. What are they going to do?

That's not their fucking job. They're eight. They can't break up a fight. Right. That's crazy. It's concerning that large groups of young people are allowed to loiter, especially at night,

creating an intimidating atmosphere. Well, stop being in. a pussy. I don't know. That's one thing you can do. You're afraid of children? I'm not. I will walk in the middle of group of teenagers and they will part like the fucking Red Sea. They have no confidence. They're teenagers. They don't even know what to do with their dick yet. You're an adult.

Walk through them. Fuck them. Why you're so scared? Yeah. If anybody says anything, raise your hand up like you're going to give them the back of your hand and they'll fucking back. Get the fuck away from me. I will smack the shit out of you. That's all. They're children. Frankly, the staff's apparent lack of concern and dismissive attitude only adds to the problem. Increased security presence is absolutely necessary. In the meantime, I'll be advising everyone to exercise caution and prioritize their safety.

Until I see concrete steps taken to address this issue, I won't be returning to eat here. That's good for you. One star from Storm. Witness the result of a large group of teenagers throwing McDonald's condiments, food and drinks, ice cubes, et cetera, which they had gotten from here. They didn't bring the McDonald's ketchup from home, you mean? Or the McDonald's ice. They had a food fight?

Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's, wow. As-asda, which is a supermarket there, it's in a same, like a, you know, strip mall as a supermarket, as a supermarket, as at ASDA customers and their cars while being verbally abusive to them and recording them in the parking lot right outside this McDonald's. So they were like, fucking with the people buying gross going from the grocery store. Security staff watched the entire thing and did nothing but smirk. Because it's just kids fucking off.

They're not hurting anybody. I mean, they're dickets. Managers were very slow and unproactive about attempting to resolve the situation or get the police involved and made petty excuses as to why they didn't intervene. They were on the other side of the store. A different manager was the one who was nearby, etc. Covering car windshields. and side windows and condiments

and throwing ice cubes at them is it's dangerous for the drivers and passengers who were seated in the car at the time with the windows down. Condiments, et cetera, got in the car. This should have been taken far more seriously than it was. Yeah, you should have killed all those kids.

Just go in and mow them down with a machine gun. That would have been better. Is that what they wanted? We used to take the tip-top of the ketchup packet and roll it until it makes the ketchup real, real big. Then you can throw it under cars and drive-thrues. when they run over it, fucking explodes.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fun. That's a party, man. We used to set up those little glass stink bombs in fast food places and watch them clear out, too. That was also fun. A little reservoir tip. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You know the ones I'm talking about.

The ones that they'd sell in gas stations in Phoenix for some reason for children to buy. Yeah, the dumbest thing. Little yellow liquid. It just smelled like rotten eggs for like 30 minutes, too. It'll clear a Wendy's out in four minutes flat. I mean, out. They stick around. They really do.

Okay. How have your staff been trained to handle situations with incidents involving abusive customers? They haven't. It's McDonald's. They've been trained on how to take money and give hamburgers. That's what they know. How would you expect your money? Okay.

Appropriate disciplinary action should be taken. Staff not fulfilling duties they were being paid to do at the expense of ASDA customers should be dismissed. No compensation to the customers, such as cost covered for interior and exterior cleaning of their vehicle, covering costs for clothing that have been purchased immediately to change into, et cetera. Absolutely shocking. Shocking. Shocking. Really shocking?

Absolutely shocking, not just really shocking. William, one star. This is another 16 nugget 20 pack here. Okay, one star Some cheeky melt Hung up on me three I guess a melt is a person too Some cheeky melt

I don't know Never heard of that before Is it a male or a female That's Scottish slang For an asshole it sounds like From context Is it just M-E-L-T? That melt

Some cheeky melt All right Which is what you get from I'll have the cheeky melt meal If I can have that please I guess it's a moron There you go So context we got that.

Okay, yeah, because your brain's melted. There you go, boy. Yeah. Some cheeky melt hung up on me three times after three seconds because I said my 20 piece nugget only had 16. Do better. My order only had 16. Don't, goodbye. Goodbye.

I got to go. My God, this is taking so long, but it's so much fun. Ellie, here's another one. Ellie, one star. Manager said inappropriate thing. to 14-year-old girls. Such as, quote, look at the state of you.

What are you even doing, smoking crack? Okay, which was said to me, left me in tears, absolutely shocking. Wow. Left you in tears? I think we have thicker skin over here when it comes to that shit. Also, pushing young girls into doors

when trying to leave the store, which happened to be my friend, didn't get served food or drink because of all the hassle. The event occurred on a Saturday night. Shocking, some employees were reasonable, but you would expect the manager to be the same. So these girls caused a scene and got kicked out. Shubbed out and told they were crackheads.

James, one star, scumbags. Right. And spoilt, like, spoiled, spoiled, spoiled, toffee-nosed brats come in here. Toffee-nosed. Oh, geez, they're good at this. This is great. Fuck. and a lot of idiotic numpty numpty humpty humpty with an end a lot of idiotic numpty

illiterate young boys scum of the earth loitering outside the restaurant late at night between the hours of eight till 10 p.m. Okay. Holy shit. Toffee-nosed numpties, all of them. I want to know what a numpty is. That's awesome. We will find out when we're done here.

The atmosphere of the place is horrible. The toilets are not clean enough. tried to get Wi-Fi on my laptop, couldn't get it. Overall, the place is very dangerous and disappointing. The Mick Donald's, and it's capital, like MC Donald's. All right. Like it's a rapper. At Dalmer knock is better.

Better atmosphere, better cleaner toilets, and you don't get scumbags loitering outside the place. Very dangerous place. I'm surprised they haven't closed it down. So far, all we've heard about is condiment throwing. I know of several places where people have died out in front of them and we still just keep going to it. Nobody cares. And very skinny girls that look like crackheads. Yeah, clearly crack horse.

Yeah, obviously. Has to be, right? Yeah. So let's see here. This is a great one too. So Hale, one star. No fish patty in one of fish fillet meal bought two. Bought two, one patty missing, phone number busy.

They sold this person a bun. Look at the picture of it. It's a dry, there was never anything on it either. It's just a dry bun in a filet of fish box. That is very funny. That is hilarious. Oh, man, and finally, Kaelm. That is that?

I don't know. You think you'd pick it up and go, it seems a little light, right? How does I get through the line? The bun's not the heavy thing in the box. Like, you would notice that this seems light, right? The first guy puts me. bread in and hands it to the next guy, right? And that guy just

closed the shit. Yeah, there you go. Passes it on. That's amazing. That is fucking wild. Oh, they're going to be pissed when they open that one. And the receipt, the little thing stuck on it with the changes. It says, fillet of fish, no fish patty, plain.

No one ordered a filet a fish with no patty, though. Why wouldn't you just order it? Somebody put it in the computer, though. That's what they, they ordered it with nothing on it, plain. They sent them. I'll give you a plane. You want plane. Here you go, motherfucker.

There's a plain bun, bitch. Take that. And finally, Kaelim, one star. Service was terrible. Worker spilled chips on me and laughed. Oh, the fries, right. Which makes me think they, like, poured them over their head and laughed at them. Like, food took 30 minutes to come.

Don't go here. Yeah. Okay. We will not go here. That was amazing. That was great. I love. American things overseas are hilarious because they expect things and we know better.

You know what I mean? We know not to expect. I love somebody, Phil ordered, like, it was a special order with the fish sandwich. How does the guy that makes it not go, this says just bun. You realize that, right? Just bun is what we're talking about here. All right. Here we go.

All right. Here's your bun, ma'am. Don't come back pitching. You sure you don't want the quarter pound? Bund or bun? Maybe a big man. Like, what fucking,

why did it have to be to sleigh of fish buds? It's got sesame seeds. McDowell's doesn't, though. So if you want to check, my bun has no seeds or not. Okay. Let's head back to the states.

Let's head. This is deep into the states. Yeah, yeah. We're headed to Mandiville, Louisiana. Mandiville? Yes. M-A-N-D-E-Vil, Louisiana.

All right. Wow. We're going to the goodwill here. Oh, boy. Yeah, the goodwill industries of southeastern Louisiana. Here it is. For people overseas, that's where we recycle things. Yes, the shit.

Yeah. The shit we were going to throw away. Yeah. And it's a weird system. You might not understand it. When we don't want shit, we give the shit to somebody else, this big company. And then this company then sells that same shit to other people. The shit we didn't want and threw away, essentially.

the things we were like, I don't know, maybe somebody could use it. Otherwise, it's going on the trash. This is the trash, everybody. This is it. That's what it is. And Goodwill hunting used to be fun, too. You could, like, really find some shit. It's not fun anymore.

It's not like you're talking about the movie. Goodwill hunting used to be fun. But now I watch it. I just don't get the same. Robin Williams' performance. I thought it was great. Now I find it lacking in nuance. I don't know what to tell you.

The Apple's line feels hacky now. It feels hacky. I feel like they underused criminally, criminal underuse of Casey Affleck. You know how it is. Okay. Longstanding nonprofit chain with a range of pre-owned clothes, housewares, and more.

Use shit in a thing. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Roomfully use shit. Yep, that's it. Cynthia five stars. This Goodwill has some very, very nice used goods.

Really? They have some new items. There are some very nice antique furniture. Antique furniture. Wow. Really nice items. Very good customer service. I will definitely be coming here more often.

Well, pretty much all the stuff there is going to be antique, unless it's like clothes, like fashions. There's some things that are like within the last five years. But for the most part, this is just old shit. Old shit, but antique makes it sound like it's like, ooh, a valuable. Yeah, exactly. It's not valuable. Valuable old shit is called an antique. Yeah, valuable shit is just old shit.

Valuable shit is sold in a building that says antiques for a crazy markup. Exactly, exactly. This is the opposite. This is goodwill. This is crazy markdown. This is antiques for pores is what this is. Been here many, many, many, many. I was going to say, shopped here many, many, many, many, many times.

Donna, three stars. That same mean old woman is working there used to be at Dollar General. Gave me a mean look. She's just running her career. in the discount section. Wow. Yeah, she is. It definitely hasn't.

And she looks down to people shopping. Yeah, well, she's been there a couple of times. That's why she knows. Mike, three stars, typical Goodwill store that is pretty well organized and clean. Prices are reasonable. I would hope so. Matt, one star. Don't bother trying to use a veteran discount here.

Oh, apparently they don't. They don't honor it or something. Maureen G. at the cash register refuses to honor any form of VA slash military ID despite its validity. What is she getting out of jewelers loop

and looking over this guy's fucking card? Give him the 10% off. Who cares? It's huge shit. You paid nothing for this. There's no, you paid nothing. This is free. Go into a store and look at all their inventory.

Imagine all of that was free. Yeah. Most of the places got to buy it and then sell it. They got to buy it or buy it. make it. They just get people they look in the dumpster in the morning and go, hey there, people put it, because that's what they have, those big dumpsters for the Goodwill.

Look at this. This is all, look at this fresh inventory. We got more shit to sell, guys. And then they're fucking going over to this guy's ID with a fine tooth comb. Who cares? Who cares? Jesus Christ. 10% for fuck's sake. I love this guy's next line. Who knew

she was the designated gatekeeper of IDs? She also aggressively told me not to use my debit card and went so far as to reach over and clear my pin and mash the green button to force it as a credit transaction. Oh. I don't think you're allowed to do that.

Yeah. And I think the, unless it wasn't doing debit at the time, they want you to do debit because they don't, they don't charge for that. That's free. The credit is the one that they pay for. They don't have to pay 2% on it or whatever. For the transaction fee, right. Yeah.

She needs customer training terribly as she's very unpleasant. All right. Well, sorry debit was down that day. Jesus, no shit. Austin, one star. I'm not sure, and it wouldn't surprise me if this place was cash only. I'd go, that makes sense. Yeah, that's a great point, too.

I'm not sure if the older lady with blonde hair is having life problems at home. I think this is Maureen again, because she gets called out a lot. Fucking Maureen. If she is, she needs to leave those problems at home. Employees also should not be placing their hands on customers. I think that goes for any business. What? As in grabbing their hand and throwing it off the car.

reader for trying to put in their card pen. She will not allow debit. She's just not having it. And those reviews came from like different times too. So apparently the debit never works here. Wasn't like they were both from a week ago or something. Right. On the same day. Yeah, that would make more sense. Aviato, one star. I witnessed a female

employee holding products for a friend, customer. So a customer, she was taking stuff, putting it aside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very trashy indeed. Okay. How can any... Right? How can anyone find something at the employees pocket all the good stuff?

Well, that's, yeah, that probably happens all day. Everywhere. And then again, who gives a shit? It's Goodwill. Did they have anything you want? No, then leave. Go to the next one. What are you doing?

I found a jacket that, uh, at a Macy's that, one of the employees had put aside to not let people buy. And I found it. And I was like, oh, I'm buying this. I took it up to the front. And the lady was like, where'd you find this? And I was like, I was back on that rag. And she was like, oh, she's like, where at?

And I was back in the back back there. Who cares? It wasn't even with coats, but I'm buying it. She was like, oh, I think somebody was trying to save this. I don't give a shit. I'm buying it. They did a bad job of it. I'm here.

Should have put it in the fitting room. I don't know. Should put in your car. Let's see, I got a, they should have, I don't know, bought it if they fucking wanted it. Otherwise. I found it and it's mine. Happy Easter. This looks like a store.

Happy Easter. This looks like a store. I'm holding an item. Peers have a price tag on it. You're standing at a register. I feel like we could make something happen here. Sweetheart, maybe the two of us could work this out. Run this credit.

I don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't care what you do. MASH the MASH the keypad. Monise, one star. Yeah. On top of the rude staff you would find there, the high price. pricing, let's talk about how dirty their store is. Let's talk

I'm into it. This picture wasn't recent, but I haven't forgotten about this store. I'll show you this picture. It doesn't look that, it's way better than any Ross I've ever been to or T.J. Max or something. It looks like somebody that, it's clothes the

clothing hooks don't go with the clothes. So shit is always on the fucking floor. So it's thrown like a top of racks. It's not that bad. Not that bad. So this picture wasn't recent, but I haven't forgotten. I'm tired of not being able to look through the clothes because they're so packed on the floor. The tall blonde is beyond rude to her customers.

I think that we know who that is. Moraine. That's Maureen there, I'm pretty sure. I'm sure we all know the rude associate that works there is just terrible and embarrasses people every time they walk in. It's beyond me. The pricing is outrageous compared to other goodwill's. It's a goodwill. Free clothing, man.

Yes. preach it I used to love this place now I don't come here as much anymore because everything I see here okay King one star the lady at the counter

threw my hand off and touched me there's no reason for anyone to touch another person in that manner super rude will not be returning this lady thinks this is her private kingdom yeah this is where she rules supreme holy shit one star from a

Today, 31624, March 16th, 24, roughly 2.30 p.m. An elderly white woman working the cash register decided to run an assumption and guilt me in front of several other customers for not rounding up my purchase for a donation. Seriously, it's not even a dollar. That's the quote that she gave, and then the quote back is, if you say so, must really matter to you. Okay. Is that how a genuinely trustworthy charity organization gets a donation? Remember, for your own legal sake that you as a company, I are vicariously liable for the behavior of your employees slash managers. They asked you for a donation and they said some shit. Who cares? Walk away. Do you want to round up? Then shut up.

And her coercive behavior today enters the criteria of an unfair trade practice. Yeah, shakedowns. Oh, my God. Do you want to get? give 40 cents or not, you fucking idiot, that's it. It's literally every business now, though. Everything just said, would you like to round up? I understand what you guys are doing. No, I don't want to round up ever. I just say yes or no.

I don't write a seven-paragraph fucking essay about it, a polemic about it. This is me putting it online. I'm never doing it. Move along. I am a 22-year-old autistic paralegal. Well, there you go. So legalities. and I know for my son, autistic people have also,

they have a certain sense of justice inherent in them. It's a known thing. They have like a, that's not right. That freaks that they don't understand it. No. They're logical. So when we do dumb shit that's not right, they go, I don't get wired.

Yeah. And they're right. That's the thing. I'm buying a shirt. Why do I want to round up for local school children? What does that have to do with that? Where are you yelling at me? Yeah.

I am in five figures of medical debt and even more in student loan debt. I still fight every day to give back to causes I believe in and the fortitude of my community. I buy my work attire from Goodwill because I currently can't afford to shop at Joseph A. Banks and expect to make my bills. With that said, I have no problem bringing another case to my boss's desk. Oh, Jesus. Bring a Sue. Jesus.

Goodwill. Customers' finances are not the business. of your employees. Get it together or get sued. Calm. Chill. Wow. Amanda One Star. I bought a very nice chair and I cleaned it thoroughly but when

I sat on it I was bitten by bedbugs. And now I have to get my vehicle treated. They brought home a bed bug bomb basically. Yeah. Got it in their house. Got it in their car. Got it and everything. Trojan horse that fucking shit man. I got it in their house. That's sorrowful. Anything you

buy from here, P.S. If it fits in a plastic bag, leave that shit outside during the summer for two weeks before you put it in your fucking house. That only works in Arizona where the sun will murder anything. Yeah, it kills everything. Yeah, it's like a UV light. It just destroys. It's got to work everywhere, though, right?

I would think so. Or in the winter. You freeze them. Or that. Unless they go dormant when they're frozen. Oh, they might be like if you freeze a bug, because if you freeze a bug, it'll come back to life when they fly out. Yeah, maybe that's what they do.

Roll a fruit fly or a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, fly around on your hand and it'll fucking start flying again. Jesus. Please don't buy used furniture from there. It's not worth the headaches. Okay. Tanna, one star. Extremely overpriced.

Six exclamation points. That's extreme. These items are donated for free, all caps. What gives you the right to specially mark items? They wanted $3 for used dessert plates. Actually, they said desert plates, but that's fine. Yes. desert plates. Home decor and kitchen stuff is extremely overpriced. Everyone I know complains about

the lady who is apparently the manager. This lady's a nightmare. She hasn't done anything to me, but I've witnessed her in action while I look around the store. She acts like she's managing a high-end fashion store. It's a goodwill lady. Stop overpricing your items. I also haven't seen any staff members with disabilities. Do you want to? What are we talking about? Do you go on a Are they only supposed to hire people with disabilities? Thought Goodwill hired elderly and disabled, not young kids. I think they hire whoever the fuck applies and we'll work there. Yeah, I don't think they parse.

They go, we'll check your background. Unfortunately, we're not allowed to hire you. No. Yeah, sorry. People they don't hire. Come back when you have a limp, I don't think they tell people. That's weird. K, one star.

The lady with blonde hair, who happens to be mentioned quite a lot in the reviews, is incredibly rude. Yeah. On two occasions when dropping donations, I have been reprimanded and spoken to like a child. The first time for having the audacity to try to donate a child's toy. Yeah. The audacity. The second time for trying to donate at 9.30 when apparently they aren't accepting donations until 10, even though online it says 9.

Yeah. I'm a very reasonable person, and a simple, polite explanation each time would have been appreciated. I will absolutely never. donate a single item to this location again. Yeah. Okay, let's see here. More for Maureen here. All right.

Heather, one star. I'm so insulted and angry at my experience today with this goodwill. I brought my one-year-old son to shop with me. I went straight to the kid section, all while passing their cheap toys. My son started to cry for a box of four trucks. I checked the price, $3.99, a price I was willing to pay to keep him occupied while I shopped, even if the dollar tree wouldn't price them for that.

Not even a minute of having the trucks, the blonde hair manager that several people seem to have trouble with in parentheses runs over to pick up one of my son's trucks he dropped and looks at me and says, you're going to buy that. Tell you what, I'll donate it back. Here you go. There, I'm giving it to you. I don't have to buy it. No, you can resell it.

There you go. Put it back in a box and resell it. And I stunned, I replied, it's $3.99. I'm aware that I'm buying it. Well, she storms off like I've done so wrong. I proceed to, and I proceed to shop. I go to the next aisle and she returns to the aisle that I just left. Not even a minute later, she passes by me with another employee,

and the other employee stops to inform me that the trucks I'm buying are at the register to be paid for. Oh, good. Your $4 trucks are up there. God. For $4. This is crazy. I'm so uncomfortable at this point and insulted by the rudeness and flat out unprofessional behavior of this lady. I could never go back and give them my business.

If I see anything like that, I just want to go up to the person, to this lady working there, and just peel off money and fling $4 at her, like Sunny Corleone paying for the reporter's broken camera. Throw an extra one. And round up. Yeah, buy yourself something nice, sweetheart. There you go. Lisa, one star. One star is two months.

much for this goodwill. Oh, God damn it. I had a friend who worked for the company almost six years, and she gave me the scoop on some things. Oh. This store manager, coincidentally, her name is Lisa, apparently not Maureen, is a horrible district manager. Monica is a former crackhead.

Oh. Okay. Well, that's nice. Former's good. Yeah, what do you want? Again, it's goodwill. Yeah. If she's not smoking crack during her shift, I've.

would go, well, I mean, it's Goodwill. That's fine. Most of your donations are thrown away, most goodwill's. Not all electronics are tested. Upper management has favorites. Let me put it this way. Shop and donate at another company. Okay.

Oh, boy. They're doing everything here. Lisa, one star. Hopefully not that Lisa, who is the horrible district manager. Yeah. Can we get Monica the Crackhead, too? We'll see. I don't know. One star, way overpriced. This store needs to remember.

what their name is. Goodwill. Supervising staff yelled at developmentally disabled young lady in front of customers like she was a dog. Totally unacceptable. Did she work there? Yeah.

Was she an employee or a customer? Either way, not good, but I'm curious. It's way worse if it's fucking a customer. Or I guess maybe not. Deanna one star. Very rude owner. Owner now.

Just wanted to drop off some things and she treated us like we were beneath her by wagging her finger at us when we asked her info. She sounds so pleasant down there. Wow. I mean, she did come from the dollar store, so maybe she's not used to customer service. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. We can't be here any longer.

This place sounds like a nightmare. Unfortunately, the only way we can possibly get out of here is on a Greyhound bus. Uh-huh. And it's leaving from Pittsburgh. Let's see what they got here. Okay, where are we going? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Greyhound Bus Station, 55, 11th Street, Pittsburgh, PA. Let's find out what happens.

It's got 3.1 stars out of 4,000 reviews. Dang. Not good is what that says. 4,000. 4,000. Now, we've talked about Greyhound stations a few times in the past, and they're never good. Never good. They're never good.

So let's find out what these people think. Norma, five stars. The bus station was clean and the bathroom were nice. Bathroom were nice. Just keep your belongings close to you or they may disappear. Yeah. Yeah. There is always someone that works there will help you.

Wow. Both theirs are wrong on that one. Fantastic. Handicap taking very good care of off, of on and off bus. That is just difficult. Okay. Five stars from Stacey. It was sad.

but I thanked God for this man. But the only person that would help us was the maintenance man. Yep, there was no other employee there. Five stars. Okay. The maintenance guy helped you. Thank God for the maintenance man. I prayed for the maintenance man, yeah.

Giovanna five stars. There was a bird flying around inside, but only one. That's good. Just one. I don't ask for much, you know, just less than a flock is fine for me. I don't like an indoor bird. No, I don't at all.

Just a stray that gets it. Yeah, that's the problem. In Walmarts and Lowe's in the fucking garden center. Yeah. The outside. Yeah. Every time there's a fucking bird out there and there's shit everywhere. And I just leave because I'm not going to be, I'll be the guy that it catches me in the

fucking head or the shoulder and I've got to wander around with bird shit all over me. Yep, I like to keep the birds outside myself. I'm terrified of bird shit. So, but only one, nice clean facility and one young lady dressed for Christmas who helped passengers load the bus. She was amazing with her energy. Oh, that means energy. Inner, hold on a minute. I-N-N-E-R, capital G.

One word. Nice. Energy. Whoa, I got, okay. I have got to take a step back. Oh, man, that just hurt my head. Energy. Her energy is a man moved up.

Yeah, that's like how I took it, energy. Like my, the G inside of me type of shit. That's the way I took it. That's the way I took it. But she means energy. Yeah, she does. She doesn't know that energy. She doesn't know that energy.

is something entirely different. Wow, and bubbly personality. All spelled fine. So, woof. She's got a bubbly energy. Energy, baby. Find your energy, everybody. Jamila, one star.

Disgusting, unsafe, lack of staff. Bathrooms were closed. Closed? We got to have bathrooms. And they only had one staff person working. He was also the housekeeper. That maintenance guy is busy. I think.

Ridiculous. No food area to purchase food. only vending machines. Yeah, this isn't an airport. Bring your own, man. They assume you can't afford food. That's why you're here. If you could afford food, you'd have a car or a better form of transportation than this.

They used to have a McDonald's, but on account of zero sales. Zero, nobody gave. Wow. Only vending machine. Sad part is this is a newer station needs to do a whole lot better. Yeah. You need to do it a whole lot better and not have to ride the Greyhound. Don't ride the bus.

I've been in these bad spots. Fuck the bus. It's not a good place to be. Rather walk. Even if it's far. Fuck that. Ride a bike. Anything.

Ride an actual dog. Yes. Unless you're like a disabled elderly person. You have no excuse for riding the fucking. It's crazy. It's crazy. Julio, one star. The staff plus the driver treated us like prisoners.

Now, he just got off his shift driving the prison bus is probably why and just came to this job. And he's a little confused. but very rude and oh very very rude I'm sorry and very disrespectful toward us I paid for front seats also I paid 85 extra dollars and we got thrown all the way to the back of the bus you could have flown man that's what I mean an extra $85 what do you tell us that's that's round trip yeah unless you're going dude for a one way ticket like yeah across the country it's like $400 and probably less if you go on a shit airline like like spirit or something. Yes, Southwest or Spirit or whatever the fuck else. JetBlue oftentimes has very affordable rates across the country. They're still in business. Jesus, I didn't even notice. They're still doing it. Wow. They're still doing it. But they got great customer service ratings. That's why people fly it. And with discount airlines, people love getting $60

airfare from New York to LAX. That's what I mean. It's never going to go away as long as that. People will ride a chicken. They don't give a fuck. fucking care. 85 extra. That's for seating preference. Right. What? It has to be a couple hundred dollars.

There's no way you couldn't have gotten another form of transportation for this cost. You buy a plane ticket with any airfare and you have to, and you select your seat. When you select it, it upcharges you. There's not one unless you go to fucking first class that they charge you more than $85. That's what I mean. I think it's a, it might be $80 to sit in the front of. of the plane right behind first class on like the comfort comfort stuff yeah united or delta whatever yeah it might be it might be 80 dollars more for that but you're talking about a

fucking airplane this is yeah this is a bus this thing does 500 miles an hour man Jesus Christ I will never travel through Greyhound ever again what made you do it this time I can't believe you did once man Jesus I can't I can't believe it not recommended to anyone the driver's name was Tammy oh just see you know it's not her fault No, she drives a Greyhound bus. Her life sucks, too. Luis, one star. If you can avoid it, please do it.

Okay. If you can avoid it, three exclamation points. Please do it, all caps, three exclamation points. Yeah, you mean to. Okay. My bag was stolen from a Greyhound unit. Unit? Okay.

And the manager here is rude and has this condescending vibe, treating you like he is the only person with a homo Sapiens IQ. Okay. A human's IQ. Wow. This person is exactly the representative for Greyhound Bus patronage. Who talks like that? This gets even better.

When I exposed my case to him, when you say exposed my, I think Dick, and that's nothing else. Leave your case behind the zipper, sir. Yeah, please, to him. He just kept repeating that it was my fault that I got robbed, L.O.L. You didn't get robbed. You set something down at a great... A greyhound bus station and walked away.

What fuck do you expect? Jesus. Javar, one star. For some reason, the staff and drivers at this particular location are extremely rude and disrespectful. Because, yeah. It's right. I won't be surprised if there's a serious altercation at this particular location in Pittsburgh. In other words, I want to fuck those people up.

Yeah, we're going to fight. Yeah. I do not like when I have to stop there. And if you're reading this, be prepared for some kind of confrontation between the drivers and staff and the passengers. Very poor customer service. It is just a fucking war zone there every night. Marie, one star.

The inside is dirty. Graffiti on the bathroom stalls and it looks like the windows have never been cleaned. The vending machines are poorly stocked. Okay? What do you want in that? And the restaurant slash gift shop is closed. What gift shop could you,

what piece of memorabilia could you possibly want to have from the Greyhound bus. What are we talking about? What the fuck are you doing? That's why it's closed. No one ever bought a thing. That's why.

The carpet at the entrance is filthy. What a disgrace, three exclamation points. Do better, Pittsburgh. It's exactly what you deserve at the Greyhound bus station. I'm actually shocked. Yeah, right. I want to know what Greyhound bus fare is anymore. It's got to be outrageous, right?

more than you think. I'll bet it is. I'll bet it's fucking outrageous. It's more than you'd imagine it would be. That's the problem. It's a ridiculous amount for what you're getting, which is essentially nothing. Yeah.

Hitchhiking is better than this. I can't imagine what it costs and I don't want to know. Do I want to know? I don't know if I want to know. I remember seeing the ads back in the day for, you know, wherever the fuck for $69 or something, but that was like a long time ago. So who knows, it's probably hundreds of dollars.

It has to be more than $85. We know that. I don't know. They do them from $9. $9, James. There's a fair that's $9 from L.A. to Vegas for $9. Oh, get the fuck out of you. What are we talking about?

You get whatever the fuck you get at that point. You would be better off hitchhiking with someone who is in the process of escaping from a maximum security prison. L.A. to Vegas for $9. No. You don't get to review. There should be zero reviews for those people. It should be like Brian Coburger's plea deal. No appeals on this one.

That's the deal we're making with you. That's what you get. Nine bucks, no bitching. That's cheaper than riding the city bus in L.A. That's what I mean. If it gets you there alive, not even healthy. Just alive. You win.

Oh, man. Duke won stuff. garbage staff, oh, two, they forgot the extra. Oh, okay. Because it reads garbage staff too aggressive when they talk. But I mean, but they're saying garbage staff, comma, too aggressive when they talk with an extra. Oh, okay. When you leave out commas and letters, then I really don't know what you're talking about.

Real rude people, plus the driver left everybody here and rolled out. Huh? What? Being on the bus is the main part of this. He didn't even scream all aboard. Nope. Now we stuck till they find a driver. He just left everybody. He was like, I'm fucking out of here. I quit. Now we stuck.

Now we stuck. Nikki, one star. Ten out of ten don't recommend. Huh? Okay. Was just here with my daughter. Oh, no. And all the women's stalls were filled with pee and poop. Yeah, that's where it goes.

That's I was going to say, at least it's not anywhere else but the toilets. There was graffiti everywhere, and I'm not a role of toilet. and not a roll of toilet paper to be found, never mind the hand soap or anything else. And I'm positive there was piss on the floors, as well as some dude flipping out on his girlfriend or whoever, cursing up a storm talking about he's about to crash out. And all in front of my five-year-old and other small kids

while customer service sat at their desk and twirled their thumbs, seriously, do better. You don't take your kid to that environment or you're going to see that shit. When you take your kid there, you go, listen, you're going to see some stuff. Ignore it, please. I'll get your therapy later when we can afford it. Right now we're writing this. Yeah, piss and poop.

Jack, Jack A, one star. Beware, driver abandoned us at a stop in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania. Oh, no. At 1 a.m. in rain. As we pounded our on door to stop, he had meltdown earlier, hollering and making unscheduled stop, threatening to leave us waiting for another driver. Oh.

This guy was like, I will pull this fucking bus over. Yeah. He had like a league of their own moment where he was like, no more. And he just like walks off the bus. Stillwell Angel fucking broke him. He couldn't take it anymore. Holy shit. He knew we were standing there, never said a word, just closed the door and abandoned us.

Okay, that sounds bad enough. But five days trying to get my purse and bags back from Greyhound. Oh, shit. Everyone had their shit on the bus still. He just took the bus with all the luggage. He didn't even empty it. Oh, you can't do that. He just said, fuck off.

I'm leaving. No, that's insane. I got all your dildos now. Bye. No purse? What if your ID is in there? What's going on? Yeah, you got to buy another ticket somewhere.

Wow. Nichelle, one star. Wouldn't stop there again if I ever had a choice. Dirty. Homeless are everywhere. And the people, yeah, you, you're homeless while you're riding a bus. At that moment, you're homeless. You're not in your own vehicle.

You're just doing this. Yeah. You're doing a. trip three times longer than it takes for you to drive there. Yeah, that's homeless. You're homeless. I'm calling, you know what? It's not homeless technically, but I'm calling, Nichelle, you're homeless.

Sorry. And the people, it was a different experience for sure. Didn't have a driver, so layover was almost eight hours. Eight hours? What? It seems like to ride the bus, to ride the Greyhound, you have to have nowhere to be at any time in the future. Yeah.

Just no foreseeable plans. Whenever you get there, you get there. It's like crossing the United States in a covered wagon, basically, is what it is. It's like, you know, we might get attacked by the natives. We might get, yeah, who knows what's going to. We could break an axle. You never know. Wow.

Holy shit. Eight hours and reading reviews, it seems that that's normal. No, it's not. No, it's not. Robot gives one star. It's after 9 a.m. and there's no employees. The buses are late and the customers are

confused. Avoid this bus service. They are obviously a professional organization they're trying to say, okay. I guess we're just not supposed to complain to the bus drivers. Not going to ever be taking Greyhound again, if possible, at least not at this location. You said that already.

I feel bad for you, Pittsburgh people. I helped two homeless gentlemen and had to yell at a crazy lady who was yelling at every and there are just so many people sleeping on the floor seems like just a hang out for homeless people but there's a picture of a person who does not they have like a they have their sleep got a backpack and clean clothes that's just someone traveling and they got tired of waiting and just fucking crumpled to the floor yeah and their eight hour layover yeah they just gave up man that's what

that is that's someone just i don't care anymore and they give up it's very sad um i don't even Kurt here, one star. This is not a station. This is a toilet. Oh. And homeless and a mess. The whole station's homeless. Yeah. It's all homeless. Move it to Walmart to pick up and drop off.

Safer at least. They drop off and pick up in Frankfurt, Kentucky at Walmart. Oh, is that right? But they have, this place has their own station. They're doing it in Frankfurt, Kentucky because they don't have a station. They just bivouk in front of the fucking Wallmart. Walmart out there. That is wild. Okay, a couple more here.

Natalia, one star. Worst company, worst terminal I've ever dealt with. We had a trip from New York to Cincinnati. Oof. E. Our bus broke down. We waited three hours for a new one, and so we were delayed for the next bus. At this station, we had a change of clothes.

The staff was so rude to us that I was shocked. My child, in the middle of the night, mistakenly got on another bus that was leaving. When I ran after him, frightened, this terrible guy from the photo, I'll show you in a second, starts yelling at me and pulling my backpack, my arms. Then he refused to provide any information because of it. We missed the next bus and sat at the station with two children all night. Dirty and stink everywhere. Rude staff. The tickets are not cheap.

That's the problem. And here's the guy who will grab you. Oh, boy. Just some dude. He's going to grab you. keep your kid from getting on the fucking wrong bus. Yeah, it's like, sorry. That's a kid, a lesson a kid needs to learn.

I don't know. Let him go. Him, one star. Him. Like, wow, that's saying something. He's him. The station is a joke. Mechanics and janitors throwing people out for no reason.

Very toxic. Oh. All right. Let's see. We'll make a last one here. Okay, let's do this one. They seem very upset. Diane, one star.

If I could give it a lower rating than one star, I would. Nobody gets it right today. It was one of the worst travel experiences. I was supposed to depart at 750 Greyhound bus on January 7th. After determining my gate on a whiteboard, seriously in 2024? Nothing electronic. I approached the gate and queued along with many others. A driver entered our gate door and told us to say,

sit down because he was not assigned a bus. You motherfuckers can sit down because I'm not the one driving you. And that there were no buses, okay? But there was at least five idle buses parked at the gates. After being questioned by frustrated travelers, he became defensive and said he was done talking to people and walked away. I'm done. I'm a driver, not a talker. I don't do that shit.

There was no employees to be found. This place was filthy. The floor was black with filth. The bathrooms were disgusting. No toilet paper, no hand soap. The online booking representatives had zero information on our bus delay. The only thing they could do was reschedule. I was rescheduled on the same bus for January 8th.

Shocker, but the bus didn't leave until, did not leave 750 nor 850 nor 950. Oh, my God. So hours later, I just gave up and rented a car. You fucking idiot. Fuck you. Why'd you do this anyway? Fuck you. You cabs the wherewithal of the resources to rent a fucking car and you went to the bus station,

took a bunch of shit and then went back the next fucking day. You idiot. You deserve every motherfucking thing that happens to you. You dummy, you fucking asshole. They should make her drive the bus or him or whatever the fuck. You drive now, you fucking idiot. Oh, okay. I'm very, very angry.

one very last one here, someone throwing up because they had to sit near the stinky toilet in the back of the bus. Oh, no. They threw up all over the bus. Oh, no. Yeah. They said, whatever you do, don't buy a row 20 seat or you'll regret it. Yeah, these people eat terrible food and shit it all over the spot. There's a few more that are great.

You know what? We're going to hold these off until. Let's run them next week. We'll run a few. We'll run a few of them next week. I'm not wasting these. These are really fucking funny. So we'll pick up where we left off next week here.

And that'll be a lot of fun. So we hope you enjoyed all of this madness. We've gone overseas and back again. It's really been a wild week here on your stupid opinions. And we hope you enjoyed it. We hope you had a good time because we certainly fucking did. Watch out for the McDonald's over there. And avoid Lisa, Maureen, whoever the fuck it is.

at all costs. Yeah. And God damn it, stop going on buses. There's better ways to get there. Much easier ways of traveling. Stand on the side of the road, wave your arms around. When someone pulls over, offer them $70 to drive you where you want to go, and I bet you'll have a better experience.

Buy an emu. You'll have a better experience. Perfect. Get ride an ostrich where you need to go. Who gives a shit? Thank you so much, everybody. Definitely follow on social media. Oh, yeah.

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