Your Stupid Opinions - The Queen Of Paintball, The Alleged Scam Of The Century, Rubbing You The Wrong Way

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

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Yeah. Seusses. You need to tip more. Yeah, you need to tip more or just understand that they don't speak English isn't really their first language. Yeah, that's not her name. You know, yeah, it's, come on, what are we talking about here? It's very similar to a strip club. Yes, and either way, they don't want to talk to you.

It's like a strip club. Right. It's bad enough they have to either touch you or shake their tits at you. They don't need to talk to you. They don't want to talk to you. They barely want to touch you. You don't get to touch them. No. Well, when you're at your job, would you rather talk to the customer or to your friend who works there with you?

Which would you rather talk to? You know? I don't know. Here's one from Liz. Nothing humbles more, by the way, than getting a lap dance while the stripper is talking to the stripper next door. Yeah, they don't care. And you're getting tits, so what do you care? Yeah, that's a lot of fun.

Now you don't have to try to pretend to have a conversation with her either. Let's you know what kind of world we live in. Yeah. And your role here. Well, you're paying for, you're paying for this part. Yeah. Not that part. They're like, listen, to talk to you and to intellectually connect with you is more.

Look at my tits. This is what it's 20 bucks. Yeah. Conversation is a part of life. And this isn't life. No, it isn't. This is a different thing. One star from Liz, I came here for a quick massage without an appointment,

hoping to relieve stress and tension in my neck. I usually get deep tissue massages elsewhere with a regular masseuse. Ooh, elsewhere. on her body or at different locations. They usually get deep into my tissues elsewhere. But due to availability issues, I decided to try this place on short notice. From the start, communication was lacking. Again, you knew when you walked in, communication wasn't going to be the number one thing these people did correctly.

That's not what you're paying for. Have you ever gotten a pedicure or a manicure or any sort of – there's never been a conversation. on the planet with a nail tech or a masseuse for that matter. You don't have conversations. They don't want your conversation. It's not part of it. It's not part of it. They have a service to provide.

No, no. My mother used to do nails and she didn't talk your fucking ear off. Really? Yeah, but that was, you know, that was a different thing, I think. I suppose. If she went to China and did nails, I doubt she'd do that talkative. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I think she'd probably just do the nails and shut the fuck up. So they said instead, oh, okay, they didn't ask me to fill out a consent form or the type of massage I preferred. Instead, two ladies standing outside simply asked me if I wanted a massage. I explained I had a lot of tension, but they didn't seem to pay much attention to my request and just asked me to lay on the table. Once I was on the table, they asked if I wanted a foot massage as well. I agreed, but a few minutes into the massage, they informed me it would be an additional $30, bringing the total to $70. Well, I was okay with the cost. The overall experience was disappointing.

The massage itself was subpar. They talked to each other the entire time and never checked in on how I was feeling. It was difficult to communicate my needs, and at the end, they started picking at my callus without permission, which was painful. Picking. I had to stop them and tell them not to touch it, yet they continued laughing and chatting amongst themselves. When I went to pay, I left a $6 tip despite my disdemeanor. satisfaction. Six dollars. Despite, that feels like two spite. That feels like, yeah, this is here. Take that. Yeah. The ladies were visibly upset, insisting that because they were, there were two of them, I should tip more.

I tipped you three dollars each. You're not happy with that. What do you want? I firmly told them no, explaining that I wasn't satisfied. The massage didn't relieve my stress. My knots were still there. My ankles were not even massage during the massage. They encouraged me to pay. And I feel bullied over my callous. I feel callous bullied. And now I'm limping also. No, I've never, I don't, I can't pay people to touch me. I just can't.

No? I can't do it. No, I feel horrible. Why am I? I can't sit there and be like, listen, I'm important. Here's money. Touch me and work me over. I can't.

I could never do that ever. Interesting choice. I could never do that in a million fucking years. I feel bad when fucking servers are bringing me food in a restaurant. I feel weird. I feel like it's too. I'll get it. It's fine.

I just feel like they know better how to get this shit off of my feet. What is on your feet? Crazy. What is wrong with your body? What's happening under there? My heels grow dead skin like crazy. I don't know if it's diabetes or what the fuck I'm dying of. That's what is going on with you, man.

I'm right. I got one of the scrapers that these ladies used because I didn't want to have to go sit there and watch them make a mountain of skin on this town. So I bought one of the scrapers in the shower and I was doing it and I fucking James I cut the shit out of my feet Good Lord. Yeah you you need you know how to do it. You need like medical attention. It's a It's a totally different thing I think but I've gone to a podiatrist. What are they? What do I? People. Yeah. Yeah, I've gone to one of those because I've I had pain in a toe and it turned out to be gallant. Jesus. Because some fat and dying.

But she told me, too, she used the goddamn razor blade. Jesus Christ. She used a razor blade and cut some of it down. But she was like, she's like, you need to be using medicated ointment and socks at bed. And I was like, I'm not doing that. That's not a chance. I'll just keep coming here and paying it. Yeah. You just keep that razor blade handy.

And I'm going to walk around barefoot. I'll be right back. Yeah, gross. No, I couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Okay, Sam, one star. God, that's terrible. I feel for you, Jimmy.

That's bad stuff. And they crack. Bad for you. Yeah, that sounds awful. The cracks are the worst. Yeah. I've never had that happen. That sounds terrible.

I stepped. It cracked. I thought I broke my foot. Jesus. It's yours. We're taking you in for just a full once over. You're getting a whole... I'm disgusting.

We're going to get a team and we're going to figure you out. What's going on with you? I don't know. It's just caveman jeans. said we're not built for longevity. This is wild. All right. Sam,

one star, very rude and unprofessional. Man was very upset that I wanted to tip 19% insisting I should tip 25%. Had two people massaging me at once and they were talking most of the time. I was wearing all my cloths, not clothes, cloths. I was wearing all my cloths.

They were draped upon me. This place is not. Yes, that I pictured. It's exactly what I pictured. I don't know why. Why is that? I was wearing all my lucky ones.

Made into a garment of some kind with safety pins. Okay. This place is not worth it compared to a professional massage parlor where you can dress down with quite and relaxing music. But you're in the mall. How naked do you want to get in the mall? Not at all? It's not any at all. As for the massage itself, it was pretty good considering my clothes were on.

3.5 out of five stars, but the customer service brings this down to a one. Yeah. All right. One star from Madam. Best experience ever. One star. Ever. The massage itself is not that relax.

And yet when you paid tip 20%, the lady looked upset and disappointed. I think 20% is reasonable and good enough, so I won't recommend this place to anyone who seek for professional massage place. Oh, it's not best. It's bad experience ever. That's the first life. I just read it as who the hell has ever put those words together. Bad experience ever. So my brain would not process that.

Sometimes my brain rejects these people's speech. I just, I can't, it won't connect with it. It's a problem. I don't think English is this person's first language either. That's my guess here. Okay. TC one star. The whole time we were.

getting a massage, they stopped to listen and ask other people to come in. It wasn't just one person trying to entice people. It was everyone in the shop. They would stop massaging the clients and start and start trying to rotate staff because they had too many people coming in and not enough staff. Yet they're still hawking them, I guess. My brother and I were waiting for someone to become available when someone walked in and asked for a specific person.

The walk-in said they would wait until their friend could be massaged at the same time. they masseuse went on to take them and made my brother wait an additional 10 minutes before they started his massage and that was only done because I complained. Right. The employees kept whisper yelling to each other. What?

At one point a masseuse's cell phone rang. He picked up the call while I'm massaging my brother with one hand. Why are you massaging your brother? Do you mean they were massaging your brother? You don't need... What the fuck? That's a scene. Yeah, I'm getting a massage.

Also massaging my brother on a table next to me. This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life. Jerking off my brother in public. Yeah, Jimmy's in the corner with a pile of feet skin at his fucking. Foot mountain. What is happening? Totally unprofessional and definitely won't return. Not trying to hurt their business.

This is just an honest statement of what I experienced, be it good or bad. Be it good or bad. Be it good or bad. Be it good, be it bad. Alicia one star, absolutely unprofessional, three exclamation points. So you know it's true. Oh, the worst. We got a 30-minute massage and was going to leave a tip when he tried to force us to tip them both more than $10 and was not going to let us go until we showed him we couldn't afford the almost $30 extra as a tip.

We had to prove our financial situation. Take out her Chase banking app and be like, look, I got this. This is my account right now. I can't do it. my car payment. This is my insurance. See this? Look, my electric bill is going to drop tomorrow. Then what? Then what happens? I can't pay you this money. Would never recommend to anyone.

Gave me a headache. All right. That's probably just the loud whisper-talking. Yeah. Or the fumes of the nail polish. That too. Yeah, that's the other thing about any kind of... Oh, the smell is crazy. Oh, dude, it's insane. Like, my mother did nails in a shop, and then she also had like her own little thing at the house, too, so she'd have... clients come there and the whole fucking house, you would, it was horrible.

It's horrible. It's really overwhelming. It was so overwhelming. I'm sure it killed, I should be much smarter than I am. Yeah. There's certainly brain cells that disappear because of that shit. It's real bad. Yeah, it's not great.

So E gives one star. This place is open for business, but I'll never return. Oh. Well then. I stop by. I don't know why they say temporarily closed on Google Maps. They must be scamming. for that PPP money.

This was written in 2021. They're scabbing for that PPP money. Not that they don't want to touch anybody during that situation. Okay. First, the stubborn lady tried to make me pay cash when they clearly advertise they accept Visa, Discover, etc.

So literally anything if they'll take Discover. You could come in with some bark with shit written on it and they go, I will try to run it through the machine, I guess. We take Discover. So, I mean, It might work. We'll find out.

Then she tried to charge my car to $10 tip on top of the massage price without asking me at all. But I saw her put it in and stopped her before she could process it. Then the lady got mad because I told her that wasn't right and that I would not be tipping because I felt they were trying to take advantage of me. Bad customer service and unethical employees. Hope this helps someone. I feel like there's a group of people in this country that are little. looking for any opportunity not to tip. Absolutely.

They get in there. 100%. I feel like they start with the tip and they're like, I'm a discount something for that. Hopefully I can get to zero, but it's that. Well, you had 20% tip, but now it's nothing because you're not any good. There's absolutely a group of those people.

Yep. And then you do that. And then the person who works for tips acts shittier to the next person. And then they're angry. And then the whole fucking society goes down the drain because you're fucking cheap. That's what it is. Stop it.

Yeah. The difference between frugal and cheap. Frugal uses a coupon. Cheap doesn't tip. That's the difference. Exactly. Yeah. Cheap deserves a punch in the throat. Yes.

Frugal is understandable. Yeah. But frugal knows how much money they have. Cheaps a cunt. A cheap cunt. Frugal knows how much money they have and they go, well, I can afford this because I have a coupon for this, that and the tip. Perfect.

There we go. I have a two-for-one dinner and I'll give you the, yeah. That's how it works. I hate cheap so much. I can't stand cheap. And we grew up, I'm so cheap sometimes. We grew up so fucking poor.

So it's not like, you know, oh, we're handing money left and right. It's just, I hate cheap. It's the grossest fucking thing in the world when someone's trying to get away with something. Yeah.

People doing their job and like, it's obvious that it's for tips and shit. It's like, yeah. If you can't do it, don't be here. Don't go. Exactly.

You're trying to get away. Well, it's their fault. You made sure to set up a situation where they couldn't fucking succeed. And you know that. You know, these people know what they're doing. That said, I'm angry at the. Let's shoot some children.

What do you say? What? Yeah, we're going to go shoot some children. We're going to the action paintball indoor park. Oh. Where you can legally shoot children. You can look at little kids and go. Gotcha, bitch.

Here we go. This is 11-845 Mayfield Avenue, LeVos. Livonia, Missouri, it is here. So this is... This is outdoors or indoors? Indoor. Indoor park. Whoa. In Missouri, it's never not too hot or too cold to do anything outside.

It's always freezing or insanely boil your fucking taint hot. There's no in between in Missouri. And humid, so that they're like... It's extra making it impossible. Every time we've gone there, it's either. the hottest place I've ever been or the coldest place I've ever been. And that goes for Atlanta also. Atlanta, people act like, oh, you move down south for the weather.

It's freezing down there. It is freezing in Atlanta. It's so cold in the winter and so hot in the summer. Awful. Indoor action paintball or indoor paintball action park or whatever the fuck it is. Okay. Located in the action paintball pro shop and indoor field. All right.

Let's find out we got Rob, one star. Well, there's pictures of some little kids with their paintball. guns and an old man helping them get set up. Five stars. Had our son's 11th birthday here. Oh, that's great for an 11-year-old. An 11-year-old went and shot all his friends. Yeah, how fun would that have been in 11?

I wish. I can't imagine how. I can't imagine. What does that cost? That's the point. When we were 11, if I went to my parents and I want to bring all my friends for paintball, they would be like, are you out of your fucking mind? Who's paying for that?

I said no to Bolin. We're not going here. I don't think we have paint ball money. The house needs paint first. Yeah. That's the only paint we're going to buy. Can you guys shoot the house until it's all one even coat? Because if you can do that. I'm going to get you all paint guns and tape and masking and you guys can paint the fucking house.

And don't shoot each other and only shoot the house. There's a lot of rules. You want to play with paint. Paint the fucking house. Wow. Oh, man. Couldn't have had more fun. I bet not.

That sounds great. Even the dad's joined in. Oh, yeah. These people, money's not an object. They're all. Everyone's doing it. All the gear was maintained. The course was perfect for kids and the ref did a wonderful job of keeping them all safe.

We're hooked and we'll be back. Family-owned, too. Wow. Oh, wow. This place sounds perfect. I bet no one will have any complaints about this place, right? Family-owned. Family-owned.

George, five stars, winter Sunday morning, drop in 68-cali-matchmaking is a great time here. Don't look at me. I don't know. watch their Facebook for updates and information. Place is great. Super clean. Fun games. Cheap paint.

These are all exclamation point in for each one of these points. All the best things. Friendly, knowledgeable staff. What more can a guy ask for? Can't wait for next week. This guy sounds like he went alone on a Sunday morning and just what creep goes to the paintball place alone to get put on it? You're a fucking loser.

You don't even have friends that are willing to shoot you. And James, not only did he just drop in. he's coming back next week. Coming back next week to everybody's group was like, who's this weirdo all by himself? No, you can't join our group. He's wearing camouflage.

Well, yeah, he's really into it. This is crazy. He's wearing a guise. He's practicing ninja rolls right now while we're getting our shit together. This is weird, dude. We're in the lobby still. I bet that guy shot all the kids and he's like, you know,

he won. Did pretty good this week. You know, not bad. Just took out a whole 11-year-old's birthday. party. John one star. Here we go. Now we're talking. Absolutely horrid service. Oh, horrid. This place by the way is. Service has three point three stars on Google. So, watch out. Please do not bring your money here. Okay. Some of the most miserable employees I've ever met. Constantly cuts you off and gets angry when you ask questions, blamed her faulty gun having

low pressure on me and would constantly stop talking to purposely waste your time if anybody wasn't giving her 100% attention that she so obviously lacked in her early days. Oh, boy. She's such a bitch. I know her parents didn't pay attention to her is what they just said. She didn't eat broccoli to grow her brain as a child. Wow. They had one conversation with a person.

It was like, you needed attention that you didn't get, obviously. He rented a gun and it had low pressure. Usher, obviously. And it says ball. That's what it is. Yeah. Oh, wow. Miserable old lady that she was.

Please do not come back or come here extremely rude. Not to mention how dirty the facility and bathroom were. On my life, I have used porta potty's cleaner than this bathroom. Oh, boy. Yeah. I don't believe you either. I bet it was probably. There's no way.

A tank that holds shit is dirtier than a bathroom. No, exactly. With running water. Literally an open sewer. it basically the one has. Just an open pit of other people's excrement. You're going to sit right by it. No.

John, one star, just spoke to a lady over the phone who was extremely all caps rude. Will not be taking my business here. Kept cutting me off and insulting me because I didn't understand, quote, proper paintball terminology in her words. What does that mean? I don't know. Is there proper paintball terminology? Apparently there is.

I don't think we do well here. Oh, because you don't call him a gun, you call them a marker. It's probably that. Oh, okay. It's like back in the day when you couldn't say you were smoking weed out of a bong if you went to buy one. You'd be like, oh, yeah, your tobacco goes right here. Yeah, in this water pipe. In this three-foot bong with twists in it.

With a fucking weed leaf on it. With a giant weed leaf on it. And Snoop's picture. With a mushroom with cashed eyes on it. Yeah. I remember buying, I have the Cheshire cat kind of one. It's like a knockoff of that. It looks, it's a cat that looks super stone. And it's got like a V shape when I was like 19. And they're like, hey, you put your tobacco here. And I'm like, come on. The cat's eyes are red. Like, what are we doing right now? They're half open. And what is open is bright fucking red. Right, red. Stupid. Okay. Extremely rude. We'll not be taking my business here. Kept cutting me off and insulting me. because of the paintball terminology. Old rude lady it was.

It was. He's British. Old rude lady, it was. Stay away. They've never even been there. That's just over the phone. Latasha, one star. Please do not support this establishment.

They have the most rude staff, especially the old lady at the front desk with the glasses and the short hair. Did we not get her name? I don't think anyone got her name. She's just the old lady. This is what everyone calls her. Mean old lady.

lady. The staff gives no mercy to children for making mistakes and will make you sit out even if you paid. Do not come here. You'll regret spending your money with these rude, nasty, mean people. Wow. Not worth it at all. What do they expect is

coming here? I mean, this is, it's paintball. There's not a lot of adults that do this. No, and the adults that do it are... They're weird. Yeah. The guys people over 30 who are real into paint. ball.

Ooh, fucking weird. Groups of guys are like 24 they go out. None of these people have wives or kids or

any of that bullshit. They have plenty of time. But if you have like children at home and you're like, listen guys, this Sunday is the big paintball final.

Like that guy is fucking weird. That's... We got a tournament. We got a tournament. I got a tournament Sunday, babe. I can't make it.

I can't go to your fucking parents for dinner. The worst guy is that same guy that does airsoft. That's even worse. That guy's insane. That guy should play pool or darts like an adult or something. Get a bowling addiction, you fucking nerd.

You notice what all three of those have? Alcohol there. That's why they're really going. They just want to drink with their friends. That's what that is. It's not, I want to put fucking paintball. Pretend to be a soldier. No.

Drink with your friends and relax, you fucking weirdos. Stop it. Stop it. Cat, one star. It's very short. It's only five words. This place is super shitty. Okay.

End of story. Super shitty. Okay. One star from Amon or Amin. Don't waste your time. Horrible customer service, especially the old lady up front. She is rude and disrespectful.

This old lady is a nightmare. They also have bad equipment with no anti-fog mask. We just came from there. We just came from there with Zero fun. Zero fun. Zero fun. As a matter of fact.

Couldn't see shit through their masks. No. I couldn't see that old bitchy lady up front, though. She is awful. Bowen one star. Old lady with short hair and glasses at the front desk is a classic boomer. Hates her life and takes it out on other people. Very sad.

Classic. Classic. Don't go here. The paintball set up is trash too. This lady's a fucking classic. Classic. People don't seem to like her from... No, she seems like a classic asshole.

Classic. She might be a wonderful lady. We don't know. These are paintball people. So she... Yeah. Imagine if all you deal with all day are paintball people. You might just be at that point tired of them.

Yeah. And listen, asshole. I know you're type. You're a grown man who's playing paintball. I get it. Fuck you. And they want to say things like, this is going to be a blood bath or what and they like make it sound like you're really her and she's

probably like tone it down uh we sell markers here uh we rent paint balls and markers so stop it we do yeah yeah this isn't there's no death thing none of you guys none of you were getting awards for this take the swastika armbands off please team b over here i see what you're doing no that's not allowed either we're not reenacting the beaches of normandy knock it off no definitely not um by the way when they do Civil War reenactments, why don't they do paintball ever? I get that it's not a musket. That would be genius.

You could probably make a musket that's a paintball gun too. Yeah, you can make a paintball marker look like a musket. That way they don't go boom, ow, and then fall down. At least there'd be some kind interaction there. I don't know. I think the part of the allure to that is seeing the cannons fire and that big smoke plume come out of it. You get paint out of the uniforms too. They can't wear like helmet.

That's not. like a big helmet. That's not 1863. No. And if you take washing wool uniforms, scrubbing. You take a paintball to the face? Oh, you're a trouble. Oh, daddy. You don't want that. No, you don't. Hey, everybody. Just going to take a quick break from the show and tell you a better way to build your wardrobe with Quince.

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Mother and son team argue in front of customers. You think that's the old lady possibly? Are very tactless and downright rude in the way they interact and talk to you. Sounds like the son doesn't like her either. Yeah. He's on your side. They disagree a lot. Do not patronize this business.

Okay. Let's see here. Omar, one star. The place is fine. Only problem is, what do you think, Jimmy? They wouldn't let him bring his shotgun in. The lady up front. Of course, that's the only problem is.

They wouldn't let me bring my AR in here. I thought it would be. Wouldn't let me bring my pumpkin balls. It's Omar, James. It's Omar. What the fuck? Yeah, it is Omar. She blamed me for something I didn't do.

Also very rude and disrespectful. Yeah. Wow. Norma one star. I called to ask questions and the lady had a bad attitude. It my son's birthday this week. Wow. I want to have a party, a birthday get together up here, but I guess not.

No population whatsoever. Apparently the lady wouldn't give her any information that she needed. Nightlight. one star. Old lady with short hair and glasses at front desk. Very rude since the moment we walked in. Deserves to be fired. Right. I think she owns

this joint. Yeah. She can't be fired. I think with all these reviews, if she didn't own the joint, she'd have been fired by now, probably, I would imagine. Gee, I'm looking through all our reviews here. Dorothy, yeah, no, could just take a seat for a moment here. I'm looking through all the reviews and we have 3.3 stars

on Google, which by the way is terrible. I want you to know that. That's very bad, and it's about 90% your fault. Yeah, we got out of all of our one stars, let's see, we got 68 one stars, 67 of them say, rude old lady up front. Short hair and glasses. You match. Dorothy, we don't have anybody else that matches that description. Matter of fact, you're the only lady that works here.

So I think it's time to let you go. I'm sorry. I don't know. They would have done that after 10, I guarantee it. Or at least had a talk to with her. Yeah. And then one more time and you're out or something. But, wow.

Adam, one star. Extremely dirty facility. Very rude staff. The bathroom was disgusting. Uh-huh. Okay. Ray in one star. Wasting time and money.

Old lady is disrespectful. Okay. Well, she may very well be. But you're about to go out and waste time and money playing paintball. And be sore tomorrow. Yeah. in multiple places. Yeah, you're going to roll.

You're going to get shot. You're going to have some bruises. Maybe by a child. That's how dumb you are. This whole thing's a waste of time and money. You may as well get yelled at by an old lady too. Yeah, same thing. It's better than getting shot by a child.

Which would you rather have? We have two experiences today. The old lady yells at you by a desk or the child shoots you with a paintball. Which would you rather have? Elderly dressed down or... Child of salt. It's pretty expensive. Either way, we're going to tell you, it's not cheap.

Both are going to take all afternoon. It's going to take all afternoon and you're going to be very sore. You're going to need like a good shower afterwards. It's going to be real gross. Very expensive. Very expensive. Just so you know. You on board?

Great. Come on in. Welcome. Welcome. Naji, one star. This is the worst place ever and they will probably delete this. so the old lady is a strict loser. He's like, they're going to delete it, so I'm getting my shot in is what he said.

Fuck you. I'm going to hit an elder lady with the word loser. Loser. Is a strict loser? Now, is she like a strict loser like she's totally a loser? Or is she a strict person, which makes her a loser? I'm not sure. But either way, I think he's getting his point across there.

Taha gives one star Lady in the front disrespectful Staff were emo What Very sad They're wandering around crying with a straight razor Making noises and shit My chemical romance playing in their iPods

They need AirPods to block out the old lady yelling at them Which made them emo in the first place I think Oh, man. The Jared Lotto fans. Be huge, big time. John, one star. Staff wasn't the nicest.

Especially the older woman. And didn't show any respect toward their customers. The word respect keeps coming up. It's fascinating, right? Is it these people, is it paintball people are crazy and they're, they feel disrespected and everything? That's why they go shoot paint balls at people. Or is this lady genuinely like being like, you're. beneath me.

Fuck you. Which one is it? I can't tell. It could be both. It could be both. Yeah. She's just... Deadly.

Fucking gasoline and matches this shit is. I think you nailed it, Jimmy. And she's just... She dresses them down. Right as they walk in, you're going to come in here and that? She knows their attitude and is going to cut that shit off at the pass. And they're not used to it because they think they're hot shit. Because they're arrogant.

They're arrogant. fuck so this is I think we nailed it dude I think you got that one I wish we knew her name because I would call right now it's Dorothy it has to be I don't know why Helen Dorothy what do you think what's her name who's the old lady with the short hair

in the glass who's the old lady is it Norma come on who is it God damn it Norma is that you it's two syllables I know it oh my God also whenever I asked questions about their sanitation they got very mad

and were disrespectful, which made me question if they were washing their equipment. You question their washing, and they didn't take kindly to that shit. Zander, one star. Wow, people are really named Zander, huh? I was here for a B-day, and the people were very rude with a capital V, so I think they really mean it. Very. Very rude to us, and were so unorganized. The guy telling us stuff even yelled at the girl working with him to shut up.

multiple times in front of us all and didn't let us drink water in the lobby. And we played two minute rounds like every 10 minute had no clue how to run it. And the mask were, we're disgusting. I think we're disgusting. They smelt so bad and were old and janky. And when the girl gave me the gun, it was covered all in the paintball substance. And so rude. And this is coming from a person that plays paintball all the time.

And this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I was so upset. I lost all my punctuation in the English language. So there is no, not a comment in that, nothing. Never go somewhere that requires a mask or goggles and not bring them. No, put this on my fucking face and head. No fucking way. That's someone else just had.

Especially the fucking gross people that pay the ball. That's it. I'll go a bowling ball is as far as I'll go. I get it. Yeah, my fingers are in there. I'll wash them when I'm done. Right. I won't touch my nachos with this hand.

Yeah. And what's a bowling ball cost? I mean nachos left-handed now. $6,700? They got to be crazy expensive, right? A bowling ball? Yeah. Not that expensive.

No? There's completely different levels of bowling ball. There's entry-level ones that are like, my dad was like a really good bowler. That's the ones. I mean, AMF or Bolero or whatever the... The really good ones that you use in, like, tournament, those can be, like, expensive. $7,700 and $800. Yeah, you can get really, really expensive ones.

But a regular bowling ball, the ones that they throw in the fucking rack for you to use are the $89 jobs. That's $80. Or whatever, $110. That's a shit bowling ball, yeah. I'm not buying one of those to bowl as much as I bowl. Every three years you're going to go bowl once. Who cares? Yeah, you do that.

It's fine. Yeah, my dad used to have like five bowling balls. Really? He had like a bag where he had the two ball thing because one is the spare ball, like to go shoot for spares. It's the straight ball. Oh. One's the fucking curve ball. Really?

Yeah, he was in like leagues and shit. He was good. He was like... You know what I do? I get a 13 and an 8. And the 8 I almost fucking... Nolan Ryan pitch it down the line. The 8 goes through the neon sign at the end of the fucking lane.

It does it above the pins. That thing hits the ground about eight inches before the pins. Yeah. And that 13, I can barely get that motherfucker down the lane. If it hits the pins, it's taken out. everything. It's taking it all out. That's how I bowl.

Interesting. And I'm not vying them. That's, I actually wanted to get a ball because I'm not bad actually. I got like hook and every like my dad. You can't spin them? Oh, yeah, that's, yeah, absolutely. My dad made me do that when I was eight, nine years old.

I've been doing it since then. He used to take, because he'd go practice on Sunday mornings and he'd take me with him and I'd have, so I'd bowl a shit. I can get it to spin, but it goes right the fuck in the gutter right now. Really? No, I can get it to where it like hangs on the gutter and then comes back and hits the middle. It's fucking pretty cool. I mean, I'm not like a great bowler, but every once in a while I can throw one that's like, God damn, that looked like fucking awesome.

That looked like a bowling shot. Yeah, that was like my dad would go, that was a nice goddamn shot. They go, oh, really? Look at that. Looking, not bad. I try my best to run it right down the middle as fast as possible. Not a bad plan. Not a bad plan.

All right. Let's move on, everybody. We've shot children. We've yelled at an old lady. We've been disappointed by an old lady. We've been disappointed in the conversation. skills of people not born anywhere near this country. Let's go to another place to be very disappointed and ripped off also.

Oh, boy. Let's go to a rent-a-center. What do you say? Oh, boy, this place. I can't believe they still exist. I am shocked that people have not figured out that this is the dumbest thing you could possibly do. And it is so popular, they sponsor a NASCAR team. It's fucking crazy.

Yeah. It's crazy. Think about how it's insane. I knew a kid, okay, well, I worked at the Diamondbacks and I was like 21 years old or something. I knew this kid that worked there and he was like 18 and he was a complete fucking moron. And he bought a Dell computer from them from rent to center. Okay. And it wasn't even like right up to, you know, the time.

It was probably from last year. And by the time I looked at his contract. He was like, I got a new computer and he was all excited. And I said, where'd you get it? And he goes, rent a center. And I said, what the fuck are you talking about? And he showed me the contract. By the time he was done paying for it.

And this is, if he didn't like, wasn't late or anything like that. He was paying like $4,600 for a Dell computer. For a $1,200 computer. It was like a $600 computer at the time, even at the time. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Why would you save your money up, whatever you would pay on that thing? Save that up. I need it now.

Are you stupid? You're going to be paying this until you're fucking 40, you idiot. And you're going to ruin it with lime wire in six months. It's going to be completely obsolete in six months. Yeah. If he doesn't get a virus that shuts the whole thing. Yeah. Fucking destroy this.

Oh, God. A Dell computer. My God. Wow. So rent a center, 3.3 stars. I can't believe it's that high. Incredible, right? Who the fuck?

fuck is satisfied. Well, we're going to find out. This is on 797 Broadway in Kingston, New York. Let's see here. Yeah, that's about all we can say about it. Rent to Center, if you don't know, is a place where rather than buying something or financing it for you, they rent it to you for an extremely high amount of money and you end up paying $10,000 for a $400 couch. That's pretty much that rent to own. And that rental period is so long. It's wild. It's wild. Felicia, five stars. I needed a short-term rental and they filled it to the letter. Okay, maybe for short-term. Okay.

If you're not renting to own. All right. That makes sense. I could see that. Staff was amazing, so fast and efficient and the delivery and pickup guys were wonderful. Thank you all so much. Okay, I could see that. Oh.

I didn't even consider that. Me neither. Never even considered that. That I can see. Okay. We apologize for that particular niche of your business. You've got to be in a place for six, eight months. You don't want to be moving your TVs everywhere.

Your shit, all your stuff, especially if it's like for like some temp job and it's across the country. You're not going to bring all your shit across the country. You're making decent scratch. You can rent some stuff and then fucking turn it back in. You don't want to find a furnished place because that's hard to find anyway. So, yeah, I get it. And they drop it off and pick it up. That's incredible.

That's terrific. It makes perfect sense at that point. I could totally see that. Or even for like corporate stuff, if you have an employee that you're setting up somewhere, you can set up an apartment, throw some shit in there for a month or whatever. Brandon, five stars. I had a great time. It's not a nightclub.

It's rent-a-center. It was great. They mixed me a really nice dry martini. It was excellent. Beers are reasonably priced. Reasonably, they use gray goose, too. None of this well shit. We're talking mid-rack.

It's pretty good. Domestic, sub-3 dollars. Amazing. It's pretty decent. I had a great time. All my questions were answered with outstanding response. You can tell the staff here care about what they are doing. and the quality of the service given to the customers.

They care. They don't give a fuck about you. They're bending you over with no lubrication. They are robbing you for commission, I assure you. Yeah. This place should be called Balls Deepa Center. This is not Rent-A-Center. They're in your ass.

Would definitely recommend this place over other rent-a-centers. They have the good employees. Okay. One star from Kirsten. Okay. staff are very rude and extremely disrespectful. Is Dorothy working there? Yeah, well, I haven't.

Such careers? I think she did. She got bounced from the fucking paintball facility. If you do not respond to their messages or calls, they will call you from a blocked number or their personal cell. So if you're laid on payment, they call you and they figure you're getting your answer in that phone, extremely unprofessional and uncalled for. They turn into loan sharks at some point.

Yeah, you're dodging their phone. calls. They want their money, and they're going to call you. Christopher once, yeah, exactly. Christopher one star, I gave one star as I am not able to leave a zero. God damn it, Christopher, you suck. The staff and management are rude, unprofessional and disrespectful. I no longer have a contract through this company. They called me to open a new contract and I politely declined due to my experience. Weeks later, I was notified of funds being charged to my account that I made a one-time payment with. When calling, I was notified that the manager made a mistake and charged my account

that wasn't supposed to be held on file. So they kept his shit on and charged this account. Since then, I've been charged four additional times. Oh, my God. Holy fuck. They do not keep safe your information, nor do they fix their problems. Reaching out to corporate company, they don't return emails and let the problem continue. Yeah, they're like, ah, ha, ha.

We're not going to fix the glitch. No. The glitch is our business model. It's working. In my alleged opinion. Calling the customer helpline, not only do they not fix a situation, but refuse to allow you to speak directly with their supervisor. They are liars, thieves, and just a horrible company to use. Hopefully they shut down and leave the area as they are a disgrace.

Disgrace. Descratsia, everybody. Holy shit. Christina one star had a 75-inch TV through them. Come on, why. You what? Buy a smaller TV that you can afford and buy it, and it's yours. You don't need, oh, my God.

Wow. And it died within two weeks of paying it off for two years. That's the business model. Oh, my God. Come on back, we'll get you another one. They paid $4,300 again for a fucking TV, and it died within two weeks of paying it. Oh, my goodness, God.

And they said they would fix it, never did. Still have it here at my house. Just sitting there. 75 TV. I hang laundry on it and stuff. Yeah, I just hang it on the wall. It's good. If we didn't need a TV for the living room, I would have never went through them again.

So aggras, she went back for more. No. She said, well, the only other place I can go for a TV is, what the fuck are you doing, Christina? Go to fucking Best Buy and fucking, what are you doing? They finance shit. You can get a credit card or something. And if you don't have the credit to go to Best Buy and get a credit card, I understand I was there too, but I didn't go rent a center. Whatever she was paying to rent this TV or to rent to own it, you can pay that whatever your monthly fee was, there is a TV that cost exactly that.

Probably. Yeah, probably. And this is from 11 months ago. TVs are pretty fucking cheap now compared to any other time in history. They're basically free. They're the most disposable. That's the craziest market. I can't believe how it went from one of the most valuable things in your home to literally one of the cheapest, most inexpensive, most disposed.

They throw that motherfucker in a landfill every 11 months or something. That shit was a piece of furniture that was like, this is for decades. You understand? This costs like five house payments for this fucking thing. And it was like 500 pounds. And it was your only window to the outside world. So you needed it. Now these people are like, I don't give a fuck.

I don't know. I'm streaming my Roku and this doesn't work. So crazy. Okay. Asia one star. Very rude and nasty. Specifically everyone in that office. Rude regional manager gave us product that was broke.

And then when we asked for them to come fix it, they refused. Text you from their personal numbers and harass you. Arthur is a disrespectful man. And so is Nate. Very argumentative and very tough. I'm disgusted in this place. It's dirty and stinks in their office, and that's why I ordered from their warehouse.

They're just nasty people. Yeah. Nasty. Ben, one star, bought a laptop from them. Oh, that was a great move. Great financial move, Ben. Good job, buddy. They took the money.

And what you do? You went right to the internet and beat off with it, didn't you? That's exactly what you did it. And then it didn't work. anymore. They took the money out of my account and I still have not received my laptop. Well, that's a different story. And on top of that, they still want me to make a payment for something I do not even have possession of. Staff is fairly poorly communicated. Okay. And believe me, I'm a manager at a different company and this is not how you communicate whatsoever with your

customers. Horrible staffing. Zero motivation was promised the laptop three different times already. and all I can get is let me call you back in 20 minutes. You're at a rena center for a laptop and you're flexing your managerial. I'm the manager. I know what I'm doing here. Sure, my credit score is 246, but still, you know, I know what I'm doing here. William, quote, insane fat guy, is his in quotes, he puts it too. Yeah.

Okay. That says a lot. That's his name? William insane fat guy than a last name. That's his nickname. One star lied about the three and one portable AC being 11,000, but it is actually 7,500 BTU. Okay. Wouldn't budge on mistake and wanted to charge me full 11,000 BTU price.

Oh, yeah. How dare you? Said manufacturer mislabeled the unit. The manufacturer fucked up. It's actually doing 11,000. thousand. Yeah. It just says that we, it's, it's much bigger.

They're just bad with their labeling of their own products. That's, that's, that's, why would they say? Imagine the balls you'd have to say to go, I know that the manufacturer label says this much, but I know better. Trust me. You see, that's a, that's a 75 inch TV in a 65 inch box. That's what that is. That's what that is.

You don't get it. It's mislabel, see. Wow. looking forward to speaking to my lawyer for false advertising. Everyone beware of what you signed for. Well, if you had a lawyer, you wouldn't be renting an air conditioner. No, you, this guy wants us to believe you paid a retainer. Yeah, this guy's got to, hey, hey, Bob, it's me again.

Oh, gee, what can I do for you? Yeah, no, you got plenty of retainer left over. Let me explain to you BTUs. What do you know about BTOs? They teach you that in law school? Because I got a lot to talk about here. 11,000. They're charging me for it's 7,500.

How big is the lawsuit? Put it together. I'll get back to you. Janet, one star. My first experience was in 2019. They sold me a used laptop with stickers all over it. Oh, boy. And when I turned it in, I got a blue screen, which is the motherboard being shot.

After six weeks and broken promises for a brand new one, I just gave it back. Today, I dealt with Joel. I had put a reservation for a bed. Don't do that. No, my situation temporarily changed. This man had the nerve to call and be rude asking for a payment on a bed I never received. How does he not see in his computer that I never had the bed delivered? Then proceeded to say that they had problems with me in the past.

Who in their right mind would make payments on a broken laptop? Exclamation point, exclamation point question mark. Who? Yeah. We have had so many problems with you not paying for the shit you don't have, and it's very annoying. We jotted it down in the computer. It's noted in your file. Your account has a note on it.

Yeah, that's not good. He hung up on me multiple times. I wouldn't recommend using the Kingston store, use Poughkeepsie. Oh. Much better up there. It's great. I'll have to go check that out tomorrow. To go take a spin up there.

Me and you tomorrow. We'll take the vet and we'll go up to the rena center. You want to? I want to see the shit that they have in there. Let's go. Let's go. Let me go tomorrow. We're taking a field trip tomorrow to the rena center.

Jimmy and I are going out of a field trip. Let's find the worst product they have for the worst price. Show me a laptop and I'm going to look at the search history in it. Yes. Hey, this laptop, actually, it's real shit. It only has like half a gig of RAM. No, actually, it's got three gigs around. The manufacturer fucked up when they label it.

They don't know. It's actually really fast. It's 10-gabled. Yeah, it's mislabeled by the own manufacturer. Kenneth, one star. Don't fall behind. No, don't. No, they'll come break a leg, I think.

I think one guy I read they took a finger off him, probably. I think it's stuff. I bet it's over there on that Route 9, isn't it? Renner Center is there isn't on Main Street? Oh, you know what? I think it is on Route 9. I think it's why, I think I know exactly where it is. Yep, by where the picket guy is always at, over around that corner.

Up that way. Yeah, it's like, uh, towards the restaurant. I think it's like, probably 11 minutes from my house. I'll bet you're right. I think I know. Yeah. You're here enough, but still, yeah. He's like, I even know where the fucking thing is.

I think I know where that is. Okay, one star, don't fall behind. I was eight days behind and they sent rude text. harassed my son at home and sent the police after I had paid them. Oh. The police. You don't get to use the police to enforce your rent-a-center debts. As a business, you know what you're doing.

Exactly. Hello, 911. Yeah, we've been robbing people. Yeah. And now they're robbing us back and it's not fair. It's crazy. Yeah. They decided they paid retail for it in the first two payments. They don't want to pay for the next two years now.

Holy shit. Okay. And then he's got the texts here as well. Oh. Good morning. We haven't heard from you about your missed payment. Would prefer not to have to keep calling and texting you. We have other things we could be doing.

What the fuck? We have other people around. What the, yeah, we're very busy. Contact us regarding the payment you didn't make. Thanks. Rent a Center. And then it says, we've been trying to reach you. No one likes to double text.

Let's discuss your account at Rent a Center. Then the next one, that was at Wednesday. Then the Friday, are we doing a pickup or a payment? Pick one, rent a center. Then it just says rent a center at the bottom. Bitch, are we doing a pickup or a payment? What are we doing? That is amazing.

My counting money or breaking kneecaps? Which one are we doing? Yeah, they are two texts away from bodily harm threats. That was Friday. I don't want to see Sunday's text. You're not paying on the Lord's Day? We're coming for you. We're going to show you.

We're going to introduce you to the Lord today. I'll tell you what. Hope you're in there saying hell Mary's, motherfucker. You're going to fucking need them, buddy. I'll tell you what. By the time the second round of football game start today, you're going to be fucking needing them. You better not be betting on it.

We better not catch you wagering on the houseboys today. You go in the under? For real? Jesus Christ, you're just a fucking, you never want to fucking come out on top, do you? We at Renaissance and put a tracker in your computer, and we see you on Fandu. You see what you're doing that. By the way, you like fat girls, huh? Everybody needs to know that, I think.

That's what it looks like on here, big ones. Seeing his searches for chubby Latinas. I see it. I see it. I see Chubby Latina Mamacitas, volume 12. You watched it. It's on there. Are we doing a pickup for a payment?

What are we doing? We're doing a pickup or are we putting up a billboard with all your search history on it? What are we doing? I've never in my life had a... That's how you know it's not a serious business. If they're doing text... You know what I mean? Yes.

That's not a serious business. No. No. If your bank loan is late, they would never text you. They're never going to say... No one would text you. Yeah. Are we sending a tow truck or are you paying a payment on your...

car today. Hey, this is Julia over at Chase. What are we doing here? You're coming to my cubicle or am I coming to your house? Which one? You never get that. This is Fredo

over a fucking Bank of America. We're coming to change the locks on your house. Oh my God. Yeah, we're coming. Hey, we're coming with a lot of locksmith. This is crazy. Chrissy, one star. Okay. They were very nice when I went and applied, but when it was time to get my TVs, the driver wouldn't set

the TVs up. No. No. They're not going to do that. When we turn one on, it was destroyed. And this is, it must have been really destroyed because it's D.I.S. Not D.E.S. Destroyed. Distrored.

I called right away and they said they were in the area and they were coming to look at the TV and bring me a new one. And it never happened. Uh-huh. Just left you with you up. I am so pissed. I was expecting a new TV. when I got off work and instead there was a broken TV sitting in my living room.

That would be disappointing. Yes. But I was going to say we turned one TV on the other one came on. That would have been awesome. Oh, my God. Okay, here we go. Alonner, one star. Spreading the word to anyone that doesn't have the money up front.

Do not fall for rent-a-centers, quote, deals. Save your money up to buy whatever it is that you're considering. You know, like a logical person. Like a person. Like a person. Example. This 65-inch Roku TV right here, like they're pointing to something. Right here.

Right here. You see it? See it? And the text, what the fuck are you talking about? Costs $450 brand new from Walmart. Right. But if you go through rent a center and pay $25 a week for 89 weeks, what? TV costs you $2,200.

I wasn't exaggerating. when I was talking about the Dell. It was like a $4,300, $4,400 he was paying for a fucking Dell computer. It's not a joke. $2,500 a month times $12, that's $1,200 a year. Yeah. And in three months, you would save the money to buy the fucking TV. That's it.

That's right there. You can't wait three months. And instead, you're going to pay $2,200 for something that costs $400. But the new knives out, just, I have to see it. This one's got Ed Norton in it. It looks interesting. I'm going to catch the spoilers on TikTok and I'm going to be pissed. It's going to be, I'll know exactly who did it.

I'll know how it happened. Is that Kate Hudson? Oh, come on. God damn it. Who are we talking about? The problem is you get all these jokes later. So late. All the references.

Look, I just watched The Shining in 2025. Best fucking decision I ever made. Oh, yeah. It fixed so much of my life. It reset so many things. I was like, oh, now it makes sense. Now it all makes sense. Just hang out.

Buy the TV in three months. I promise you it's so worth it. It's going to be so worth it. Talk about hustling people. They're not looking out for you. Please don't ever go through a rent-a-center. No. No.

This is all bad. It's a predatory. My opinion is, It's a predatory business that preys on people that don't have money and need things right now. It's fucked up. If you're in a place and you need to rent things because it's a temporary living situation, fine, whatever. I get that. That makes sense.

Do not. I only need it for a month. Paying $100 for four weeks is cheaper than paying for whatever. I understand that. That makes sense. But this is my new TV now? No. It's not.

This is not yours. It's not new. It's not any of it. That's not your TV. And when it breaks, you better hope to fuck the loan is done. That's what I'm saying. But then you're going to have to go back and get a new one. To me, it's like, and this is just my opinion, but to me, it's like these fucking car loan places.

With TVs and couches and lamps and shit, like in the showroom. It's the same thing. Like, you want to trade your car loan thing for, how about a new couch maybe? It's so weird. And then you take that negative equity and roll it into your new. couch. Yeah. It's fucking great.

It's perfect. Oh, my God. Next is Philip one star. My name is Jennifer Scott. Okay. Oh, I give up. Okay, Philip. I don't know what to do anymore.

This place is horrible. That's the whole review. Wow. But I don't have my own account, so I used Phillips. Yeah. And Jennifer is reduced to that because she's been text harassed. Yes. And it says, my name is Jennifer Scott,

with five periods. She went like almost double ellipsies. Just whatever. And then another four after this place is horrible. She's exhausted. I think she's just exhausted. Yeah. I think they've broken her.

I think they've broken her. Okay, this is awesome. Shug, one star, might be, uh, Shug Nighting knows. I burned this motherfucker down. You threatening me overtext? I threaten you over text, motherfucker. Come get it, motherfucker. I will run you.

over with my SUV for very little provocation. I dare you to come get this rogu. Come get this rogu from me right now out of my cold dead hands. One star, and it's a one word review, shistie. Yeah. Shistie. That's a good way to put it. It's very easy to sum it up.

And then finally, there's a response from the owner. After all the shit talking, they respond to shysty. Yeah. Here we go. Response from the owner. What went wrong? None of your business? Question mark.

Okay. Our team would like to touch base to better understand your in-store experience at this location. Our digital care team is unable to locate your information in any of our systems to reach out and follow up. Could you please contact Solutions Center at blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That sounds like a threat. I think they're like, you want to talk, motherfucker? Yeah, we've been looking for you. If they could.

We'd be knocking on your door right now. But we did. But you go by Shug with no last name. Yeah. By the way, Renaissance, not their real name. Gangster name. Run, babe. Don't run.

Yeah, don't come to their house looking for their TV. It's short for Sugar Bear and he's anything but. No. It's not sweet. You're not prying that shit from off his wall. I guarantee you that right now. Okay. So with the last couple minutes we have left, we'll just start one.

that we're going to finish next week. And this is one that we needed to do. This is, remember the Fun Factory, the roller skating week? Yeah. Where they kept complaining that these fucking ghetto kids from next door are disrupting everything. What's in the apartments? We have the ghetto apartments next door that they were complaining about. That's where we have here.

That's in quotes. That's what it was. Quote ghetto apartments. It's the Capitol Place Apartments at 4,100 Continental Court in Indianapolis. 3.1 stars. Not good. Out of 232 reviews. That is not good.

Let's start out very quickly. Christopher 5 stars. Mary made the whole process feel easy. Never rushed. And she showed me options that actually fit my lifestyle. Oh. Lifestyle's a weird way to put that. Shows you off.

I guess, I mean, you got two kids? You need an extra room. When they say that, I feel like she showed me a bunch of penises or vaginas and which one would fit your lifestyle. and he was like, I'll take a set of tits. And they were like, great. We have a wall of them. We brought her them into this room. The building was clean.

The amenities were impressive and she helped me picture. She helped me picture myself living there. I picture him in the chair and her going in front of him putting her hands like this, like a director doing a movie screen and a cheesy movie going, picture it. Here you are. See, your TV's here. I got a frame. Lamp.

What do you say, right? Can you see it? Can you picture it? Can you see yourself living here? Can you see it? Because I can see it. it. Logan, five stars. As a vendor for Capitol Place apartments, we are very blessed for the amazing staff at Capitol Place. They are, because this apartment complex is a customer of theirs.

Yeah, you financially benefit from this place. We're talking about, special thanks to Amelia for allowing us to be an approved vendor of the, okay, I'm not listening to you anymore. You don't live here. You are biased as fuck. Biased as fuck. Shane, two stars. I just love Yolanda in the front office. She's always, smiling and in a happy mood. She makes sure you're taking care of if need be. She says in need be, but I feel like if it's probably

what she's going for. She's an amazing face to see every day, always smiling and waving. Yeah. That's a two-star review. Two-star review. She's the best. So Yolanda gets both stars. This place blows, but Yolanda got two stars. She's so kind. Yeah.

Maria, this will probably be the last one we do. It's pretty long. Maria one star. Uh-oh. If I can give a zero star, I would. She did it. Maria, yay. Our hero of the day, finally. The only benefit is there's a roller rink next door.

Or you can really do whatever you want. I have seven kids, and I just let them run wild in there. I say, go for it, kids. Practice your wrestling skills. Enjoy the frozen pizza. Yeah. Do not move here. staff is very rude.

You can't even bring up anything or ask a question without they responding all rude. The manager should not even be the manager. She doesn't know how to handle a situation without having an attitude. Oh. Multiple time I have brought up thing, for example. Yeah. Comma. Parking issue complaints and more.

And all she says is we will take care of it. Then all caps never gets done. Never taken care of. No, the maintenance supervisor is the worst. Uh-huh. The worst. He approaches you very rude. This hasn't only happened to me, but more people I know that live here.

Uh-huh. Exclamation point, which is one of the very few pieces of punctuation. This person has littered into this thing. Perfect. Corporate needs to handle this and the parking situation way better. The parking is terrible. They want us to have visitors and tell them to park here. not acceptable.

They kept saying this will fix this. They will fix this for visitor parking and the year is over and this looks bad. They have not fixed it. Apparently it looks bad, Jimmy. It doesn't look bad. Looks bleak. Came in and asked what will be done not too long ago and all you get is manager and maintenance supervisor being all rude to you. Please don't move here.

And they show a picture of the place that just looks pretty fucking bleak. Yeah. There's just like a field of dead. grass and like the buildings are like two-story brick buildings that look like they look like wartime housing or like factory yeah like where factories would put their employees do they have patios in like the 30s it looks like maybe like outside your back there's like a little fence around it's not good man this is no like patio like that you would stand on like a balcony none of that shit if you're on the ground the dirt outside your back is technically a patio i suppose so

Yeah. And then we'll end it on this one. Sorry. One more just because it's the grossest thing I've ever seen in your stupid opinions history. And I don't want to start an episode off with that. I'd rather be nauseous and go inside and calm down. King, one star. If you want to live here, you have to accept rats running around the house. If you're a big fan of rats, please move here. Here is the picture. And it is a fucking rat in a trap, dead rat. That's a whole rat. It's an entire rat. Oh, my God. A whole rat with its guts leaked out. Yeah. Fucking disgusting. It's nasty. If you're a fan of rats, this is the place. It's like, yeah.

If you like stray cats, let me tell you something. Oh, you're going to need them. You're going to need them. Okay, so we will end off there. Oh, Jesus Christ. Have we ever seen a rat and a trap ever? Never seen that in this show before. This is episode 130.

Yeah. That's a new one. They got a whole picture. Oh, that's disgusting. Is that outside? Can you tell? What is that? No, no, no, no.

It's definitely not outside. The trap is on what is most absolutely carpet. Oh, is that? No, it's carpet. You can see the carpet. You can see the strands. It's carpet with a rat in like a glue trap it looks like. And it's been there a while.

It's the whole rat. It's fucking disgusting. And I don't care for it. So we'll end there. Yeah, I don't know, man. This is horrifying. I can't imagine living somewhere where you actually have to have glue traps down that they catch rodents. I've seen them with that they catch, sure, there's bugs or spru.

I've seen them with snakes on them. There's a small snakes, but that's a bit scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a whole ass rat is so fucked up. That is fucking wild. That's too much. That's too much, man. This is crazy.

Our only tip from this whole episode would be. Watch out for Renna Center. And these, don't rent that. No, these people are within distance of me. Like, I might have to throw down with these people. They could come after me. You know what I mean? They might be text.

Ah, we know who you are. Jesus Christ, you shouldn't say your name at the beginning of the show. Now we know, we have you on record. It's so text. Your buddy's going down. Your buddies go, yeah. You and your buddy are going down. Hey, fuck you.

We're going to get him first. And then we're going to. Yeah. That will be paid. for you. You'll be very sad and then we're going to make you watch. Yeah, yeah. Then you're going to die slow. Like fucking Ted Bundy. That's what we're going to do. All right. So there you go, everybody. Thank you so much for listening. Head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Get your tickets to come see the Your Stupid Opinions Live show. It's the only one we're going to do this year in Phoenix at Stand Up Live on March 21st. Stand Up Live's a great club. It really is. It's comfortable. It's nice. It's not one of these shitty, dingy comedy. clubs with overpriced nachos.

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