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Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Episode 100!! More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We find out about an entire museum, dedicated to the toilet, that some people feel isn't worth a flush. A roller skating rink, where people complain about the punishing lack of air conditioning, and an alleged pizza scheme that boggles the mind. A very personal item, that looks like something used to interrogate terrorists & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!   Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!

Hello everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey. Hello there. My name is James Petrigal. I'm my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you so much for joining us today on episode 100 of your stupid opinions.

We have made it all the way to the century mark here, which is excellent. Thank you for being with us through this journey. quick show note last week we talked about the septa station there in Philly and you know

a lot of people were talking about it in groups and online stuff like that so there is a YouTube channel that has live cams of the outside of this place

and it's the craziest shit in the world you want a reality show dude it's like watching the wire except just following bubbles around. That's what it is. It's real. It's insane and like as you're watching it, all the people in the chat, everybody has names that they call everybody. This one's Bambi and this

one's so and so. Actually, my cousin Ian, who found the reviews for that and everything, watches that all the time. That's why he got the reviews from and he was showing me stuff. And there was a guy there and I was like, oh, it's up with Shador Sanders here because a guy looked like Shador Sanders. And then they all started calling him Shador. So that's good. So we've, your stupid opinions as influenced a name of one of these people but check that out because it's insane you can just watch these people number one you'll watch them shoot up

yeah and then pass out you gotta watch cam seven that's the one that's the one there's others okay that are pretty good too but cam seven there was one where a naked guy was coming out of just it's like hurled out of a door of a bar fully naked with the

bouncer just beating him with a broomstick while kids cheered it's like one in the morning there's eight year olds outside cheering a naked man being beaten it's the craziest fucking thing you're ever going to watch so anyway episode 100 here we are uh we're going to start it out i feel like this is appropriate for episode 100 to start out with the museum of toilet history toilet history they're you know because there will be mr crapper there will be poop and all that kind of thing and people's bathrooms have been a great source of amusement for the first hundred episodes so yeah let's let's go right into

the toilet here with the Museum of Toilet History, which is in the Ukraine. Cincinnati? Ukraine. Oh, really? Yeah, no, Cincinnati is toilet history on its own. They don't need a building to house it. You just go outside and go, oh, I see it. It's everywhere.

It's everywhere. This is in, oh, Jesus, in Ukraine. So here we go. It's a good town. Yeah, there we are. That's where the museum is. Did they found it? Toilet history. I don't know.

It's there. It's it. All right. It says unusual displays of wooden and porcelain laboratories, commodes, and chamber pots in a 19th century fort. Yeah. So you're going to go into a place that they built before there was toilets to look at a bunch of toilets. It's a little weird. This place has 4.7 stars on Google.

It's doing great. 1,300 plus reviews. So this is like very well reviewed here. It opens at 10 a.m. Okay, Museum of toilets. It feels like that's what the review of the, the review of the reviews. the toilet should be around 4.7. I mean, it should, yeah.

As long as it's clean. It still stinks in here, but it goes away. If it's clean and makes poop go away, then... It doesn't make the smell go away, just the actual mass, which is still good. What it's designed to do, really. I mean, yeah, that would be a special toilet if it also sucked the smell from the air. Oh, suck smell? That'd be some shit right there.

Or it wouldn't be. That's what I mean. Museum of Toilethistory.com or Museumtoilethistory.com. in case you want to check out the website. Let's jump in here, five stars from Phoebe. Phoebe five stars. I can't say I'd ever been to a toilet museum

before visiting this one in Kiev. Oh, that's nice. I can't say I'd ever been to one before. I mean... I can't say it either. I didn't know one existed, so it definitely never been to one. Wow.

The ticket was inexpensive, and we had a great English-speaking guide who gave us a great deal of information. and fun facts about the history of toilets, with some jokes thrown in there as well. Oh, I bet. I bet. They are plentiful, yeah.

Oh, man, the films which we watched at the end, a film about toilets? What is that film? It's a film of the first man pooping on a toilet. Here it is. We have him here. Watch him, look down at it to see. That's the first look back, everybody.

This is the man that discovered back to front and front to back and the differences. He really had to He ran He walked so you could run everyone The films which we watched at the end Of the tour were interesting and humorous I'd recommend visiting this place

As part of your itinerary For everybody visiting Kiev You better hurry Yeah I was gonna say I don't know if right now is the best place to visit This was five years ago But there's some pictures of a wooden toilet there. Oh, wow. It's just a box.

Thomas Crapper and Co's specialty. That's the guy. Yeah, there he is. Washdown closet. Valve closet. These are just like old school ones with like just a hole. Yeah, that's got a holding tank. Yeah, that's not good. And then there's some more toilets there and some little models of toilets there in case you want to Jesus. So that's that. Mark or a yeah. Yeah. So there's that. So

I'm dropping things. Here we go. The toilets. are making me crazy over here. Alina, Alina gives five stars. For 50 UAH, that's a monetary, yeah, Ukrainian,

some shit, but I don't know what that translates to in, I don't know if that's like 12 cents, in American dollars, or like $150, I'm not sure, but you'll get a ticket

including a fascinating guided tour. Best investment into museum life of Kiev, however, mind you, you will have to climb to get there. There's steps. Or do you scale a wall? I don't know.

Over there, you never know. You might have to... It's got a rock wall. You got to call. Yeah, you might have to do some like military maneuver to get into this place. I'm not sure. Closest Metro Klovska. We go there on our awesome Kiev walking tour and usually my guests are so amazed.

All righty. And she's got more pictures of toilets. It's just everybody posts lots of pictures of toilets under their reviews. KSemm, five stars. Really interesting museum, double exclamation. Sure. I'm jacked about it. Never been so excited to poop.

That's, I wonder if anybody just shits in one of these toilets ever. Who knows? If you're going through the tour and you're like, then there's this. Oh, God, Jesus. That's disgusting. It just makes me need to go. Who did this? God damn it.

Again? Just don't flush. Fuck. This is the third. time today. It's just sitting on the floor, guys. Come on. The guide told us a lot of information that I never knew about toilets. It's a small space, but contains a lot of valuable info. Valuable? Fascinating. Valuable. Like it's going to save you from something. If you're looking for a different kind of history, you'll enjoy your visit for sure. This is fun. There's a picture of

like an old communal shitter here with like just bunches of holes with guys shitting and talking, hanging out. I don't like that at all. I don't like that. I hope that stick is for the toilet, not your asshole. Is that an asshole cleaner? It's like a, it looks like a baseball bat with a sponge on the end of it and sit next to a hole. That hole, though, looks like, it's got like a, that's weird.

Is that how you get your balls in? I like how the cutouts, in case you have like a foot and a half long dick, it'll accommodate you. Really, hang. Ukrainians are known for the. They're long hanging, dangly balls. That's what they're known for. You didn't know that? It's got a round spot at the bottom, too, where they would, like, fit through.

Or they would rest and fit through. It's the shape of a ball sack, too. It's like a tear drop. It's really. Heavy sack. Renan, four stars, a bit underwhelming, if you already know the basics of the subject. Okay. Kripper invented it.

That's the basics again? And you shitting it, and it goes away. It feels like this place tries to be too many things at one. Once. Historical view plus random collection of miniatures plus gift shop. Okay. A snack bar. A snack bar. I got to have a snack bar.

The video part, I'd love to see. You know what you know what container the nachos come in? You know what I mean? You just know. And the hot dogs look like tarts. Oh, for sure. They're all burnt. You're like, okay.

The video part was a bit disappointing, just random viral videos about toilets of average quality. I had a guide just for myself, which is nice. They took you around by the dick and show you're, and it's not perfect. That's not five stars. Wow. This guy's a jackass. I couldn't tip him,

but they insisted about showing me all the gift shop products, which didn't really interest me. I'd rather tip the guide. Okay. That's not how they make money, though, the museum probably. Artem, four stars. It would have been five stars if it weren't for the persistent selling of souvenirs.

Here's the first toilet. Want a shirt? No, move on. You want a model list toilet? We got a little mini of this toilet you can have. Here's the one that has the balls cut out. Want a t-shirt?

No. I can only imagine that they said they don't charge a lot to get in. So it's probably how they make their money is a lot of these museums are like that. The spam museum was like that too. People were bitching that they were just getting push spam

garbage all the time. This next review, I have no idea what this name is. It's a C, an O, then an O with a vertical line through it. Yeah. Like, not just through it. No smoking sign? Oh, no, no, vertical. And it goes through it above and below it, too. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what that is. It's like if you were drawing a stick figure with a butt on both sides of them. Yeah, it looks like a symbol that's a crest on like an old British, uh, nice uniform. It's a family, it's a family crest is what it is. Then an I and then a backwards capital R.

Yeah. I don't know what that name is. Coria. The last name has two letters I recognize. The rest of them, I don't even know what the fuck they are. I have never seen these letters before. There's a couple. This is on the periodic table.

I know that symbol. I don't know what it is, but something. Yeah, this person's name is aluminum. It's not sure. So four stars. We will go with the class on Friday. We hope you like it. I don't know what that means.

Then they give a cryptic message? That's weird. This next one is even weirder. There's an A, or sorry, an H, a lowercase A, then a three, a number three. Wow. Ha, three. Just a number three. Then another lowercase A, then a lowercase P, lowercase I, then a backwards capital N with a smiley face over it.

Not a face, but just a smiley. Not an accent line, a fucking line that, I don't know, a U is over this thing. When your name is the- Ha three a Pino. Yeah, laugh three times. That's what I mean. Ha to the third power. And then a Pino. I assume that's what that'd be.

Wow. I know we're idiots, but this is crazy. Mixing capital letters up in the middle of names and numbers. There's a number in there. Yeah, don't put a number in your name. You can't put a number. in there. What are you a rapper? Like, that's not working for me at all.

Three stars from Hathria Pino. Who even opened this museum? That's the whole. But that's translated from Russian, so they just might want to blow it up. We don't know. Right. Who's responsible? Next, A.O. gives two

stars. Not interesting. Few exhibits and no toilet in the museum. All toilets. All toilets. All toilets. No toilets. That's what I was waiting for was this review because the irony of being surrounded by toilets while there's nowhere to go to the bathroom is amazing. So there's got to be a shit somewhere.

Which one's got water in it? I got to go. Any of these work? Alexander, one star. Okay. This is fun. The child asked to buy toys. As a result, do not touch with your hands.

and they slipped a damaged toy with stolen contents. Judging by the seller's behavior, she apparently knew. Rudeness is not the best quality. You cheated by a penny, you will lose a ruble. Take an inch and you give a mile or whatever the fuck. Give an inch and just take a mile. Sheated by a penny. What is it?

You'll lose a ruble. Yeah. That's like dime smart dollar stupid over there. You cheat by a penny. You will lose a ruble. Wow. Holy shit. Yeah, in Russia, toilet poop in you.

That's the yucca. Toilip on you. Toilet poop on you. So this person's just angry and Russian. Cheap by penny, lose ruble. And the response from the owner here is even crazier. Response from the owner, you for your nice review and high rating exclamation point that's it one star and they get thank

you thank you julian one star the tour guide is interested in his work and history he's a real shitter aficionado this guy yeah he really loves it but the woman at the reception is very rude and tried her best to provoke a quarrel and scandal she tried to start a fight a quarrel and a scandal in an empty place just because my friend picked up a souvenir that was being sold to look at it. Not an exhibit, but a product

that logically can be held. Otherwise, how do you know what you're buying? Right. She attacked us and really wanted to throw inappropriate, provocative comments for a scandal. Fascinating. Did she say you raped her?

If not, then I don't know what scandal you're talking about. That's got to be translated, right? and just... That is Ukrainian is the original. Yeah. So who knows. That's fun.

This is also... This is from Russian. I translated, Natalia, one star. We were with children. The guide made me a million comments. Don't touch and don't come near before the children had a chance

to look at the exhibits. The remark was made even when the child touched the fence. Maybe it was... Yeah, kids are shitty. That's why. You got shitty kids, yeah. You got shitty kids, probably.

The remark was made even when the child touched the fence. Maybe it was this particular guide who turned out to be so unfriendly and unfriendly. He's double unfriendly. Wow. Twice. In the same month, we were in the state museums, Western and Eastern Art and Scientific and Natural History, and not a single comment was made to the children. And there was nothing for it. The staff was friendly.

They told, showed, explained, small. I will never go to the toilet museum again. Ever again. Ever again. Either myself or with my children. Wow. For adults, they tell things at the school curriculum level. The exhibits are not unique.

They're not unique. I see toilets everywhere. This is pretty unique. Where do you see wooden toilets, lady? I saw shit. I've never seen before. I saw a stone toilet with a cut out ball fucking stencil. That's crazy.

That's wild. I never saw that before. Wow. Many of them are not original historic examples, but models. I don't care. I don't want something that someone actually shit in for 40 years and then they brought it to me. I don't need medieval shitters that people got the plague from. A replica is fine. That's what it looked like. Great. I believe you. It's fine. And for a visit with the children, the staff is very unfriendly, which we knew about already. Helena next, one star. I was on an ordinary excursion. I was expecting something more. The excursion lasted 15 minutes,

after which they offered to watch the video for a few more minutes. The tour guide was not experienced. She missed a lot of the information. She shit next to the toilet and was like, that's how you do it. And they were like, no. That ain't it. We waited for the next group and listened to the information again,

but it was more complete, although the duration of the excursion did not change much. Claimed to be the largest collection of souvenirs. Oh, but I've seen bigger. I've seen way more toilets in a place before. Have you been to Home Depot? They got them all. They got them.

I mean, they're not that old, but they're still there, and they got all of them. Yeah, they're all shiny. Man, but this collection looks like an exhibit of figurines on glass shelves from the 90s. There were some interesting souvenirs you could find interesting stories about them. There is an area with toilet-themed installations, but no information about the installations is provided. Some exhibits are completely skipped during the tour.

I do not recommend and will return again. I think when you go here, does they say will or did I read that wrong? Will not return again? Yeah, I said it wrong. So they, I think when you're going to a toilet museum. Yeah. It's just a kitsy little silly thing you're doing. Don't expect.

Yeah, don't. It's just funny. It's not brought to you by Kohler. No, it's not. Go look and giggle. That's all. Julius, one star. But this is not a museum.

No. But it's not. Okay. But two rooms in which something similar to toilets and night pots lie under the walls. That sounds like a museum. That's every museum. This is not a museum. It sounds like just a small museum.

Yeah. It's just rooms full of old things that lie under the walls. Yeah, that's what a museum is. If you are over two years old, skip this place. Two years old. Two years old, two year olds will be impressed. Yeah, they'll be like, wow, these toilets, man. How do they work?

Wow, I got to learn how to use this, man. I'm working on it. What you do-doodling you peeping? Next up is bar, B-A, capital H, backwards, are. Okay. Beats me. One star. Thank you.

I still haven't found you. Best location relative to the city center. Anybody? You haven't found them yet. It's the best location. That's what matters. That's all that matters. And then finally here, Alexander, one star.

The child was wildly delighted. That's it. Oh, the kids dug it. But one star. So we were here for. Oh, wait. Who knows? Is he being snarky?

The kids liked it. I think they misunderstood the assignment. Yeah. In Russia, one star is best. I mean five. Okay. So, there we go. We've gone to the toilet museum.

Yeah. We've walked around. We feel okay. But, you know, I think we need to get a little exercise. What do you say? Let's get the blood flow and let's move around here. And we're going to the golden skate. I love these skating rinks.

These are my favorite things that we do. Well, people love them. They crack up at all. Where's this? This is the Golden Skate Roller Rink in Simpsonville, South Carolina. Okay. Too many roller skating rinks? No, no, no, no.

I mean, where the, Simpsonville is where? I think it's up by where we just did the Small Town River episode. All right. The kind of northwestern part there. Last one was Golden Gate, yeah? Golden Gate, and it was in Mississippi. This is Golden Skate. This is Golden Skate.

Nice. Which is fine, at least, you know, whatever. Somebody might get confused, though, if they're on a roller ring tour. Yeah, right? Didn't we already go there? So 3.8 stars. Here, 751 reviews, so quite a bit. And this place says that you can, available for rental, this bowling and roller

skating venue also offers pub style menu and tiki bar we expect pub style but the tiki that's just strange yeah yeah uh christine five stars this wow she's got a lot to say listen tiki bar i think uh roller skates yeah i think roller skates and and also where do i get a papsed because there's a pub thing going on and you know yeah i need some beer cheese pretzels and uh and a pineapple drink. And terriaki chicken pineapple skewers. I need that also. While I'm bowling and roller skating.

Pineapple terriaky chicken skewer. Well, if you're roller skating, you want something you can hold. You know what I mean? A skewer would be good. Meat on a stick. As you skate around. That's what I pictured. Well, I listen to Rihanna and skate backwards.

Okay, so Christine five stars. Listen, is this place state of the art brand new with all the bells and whistles? No. Are there bells and whistles? No bells, no whistles. But what it is is a place of nostalgia. Right. Okay.

That's the idea. The familiar worn skates, soda, candy, and music. There's fans everywhere to keep the air flowing. Fans? No. Well, that's just mixing sweat. Nope. I'm not going anywhere.

If I see a bunch of fans, nope, I'm out of here. In South Carolina. Fuck that. There's various seating for parents, areas for littles to run around. The two people there during the week are really nice. It's $5 to skate during the weekdays in the summer and skate rentals are free. Kids can burn some energy. Parents can sit and relax and it's a good time.

It's exactly what we need when it's over 100 degrees. Is it? Fans boy. Oh, South Carolina is. like the devil's taint. It is so hot there, man. Over a hundred? Oh, and humid and sticky and nasty. It is rough down there. It's rough down there.

Yeah, inland, South Carolina, no good. Some Lascos blowing you in the face. That's all you're getting. If your kids, if it's over 100 degrees, your kids are sick of being in the house, going out is expensive and you just need something to do. Five stars because it's exactly what I, as a tired mom,

need. I don't care that it's run down. I care that my kids are having fun and then it's cooler than outside. All right, they're not asking for much. Listen, I'm not paying much and I'm not asking for much. That's reasonable, though. What do you want? Fair.

Fair enough. Sarah five stars. This is my childhood skating rink. I love that it's still the same and my kids get to experience it the same way. Only thing I can complain about is there's a few places in the wood that need to be patched. Oh, boy, that's scary because we found out last time that you don't want wood that's fucked up or you'll get a spear through your leg as we found out last time. We will take chunks of it. A couple months ago we did that.

And maybe have a few ceiling fans running when it's busy. Ugh. The other than that, foods great. The other than that, food's great. That's the sentence. My kids have been having a blast past two weeks. Great prices. Food's great.

All right. They love everything. Astro, not so happy. One star. Went there with my partner and was harassed twice. in what manner, harassed how. The owner brings his dog through,

which I normally wouldn't mind, but I'm very allergic to dogs, and it was rubbing on things. This is out here rubbing on things. Normally I don't mind, but today I didn't want to have an allergy attack. And it was rubbing. The owner is also quite rude,

but the morkers are amazing. Does anybody own a skating rink who isn't a complete dildo? No. They hate kids. Number one thing you have to have when you open a skating rink is a disdain for children. Just a fucking... A real bad attitude.

I hatred. A deep burning. And a lack of understanding of what they like to wear. Oh, fuck them, yeah. And a healthy hatred for any of their skin to be seen. You have to hate that. You have to have a weird overly religiously conservative dress code. You have to have...

But that is randomly applied. That's the other ruley. have to have. It can't be a across the board thing. No, no, no, no, no. Just have to, once in a while decide to throw a 14-year-old out because their stomach's showing a little bit. It's just weird. Because you don't like a mole on their shoulder. Yeah.

Man, the owner's quote, okay, the women's and men's bathrooms are gross and never have toilet paper. The stalls are mostly missing doors. That's nice. Mostly. That's nice. Well, that's good. You can just hang out and, it's like the toilet museum, like the big shitter room.

Sometimes you like to talk. You want to talk and hang out and, you know. It's a good place to tell your better half that you're cheating on them. They can't go anywhere. It's really difficult. They are almost always out of most foods. Okay. Jimmy, one star.

What would I say? Place was nasty. It was. We were there at the opening. Doors were awful. Doors were awful. Hane lacking them doors right off the bat. Those is awful.

Looks like they have. haven't been clean in months. Oh, not clean, clean, clean. No toilet paper in men's nor women's bathrooms. Why were you in there, Jimmy? Why did I go in there? That's two people in a row that knew about both bathrooms. That's not good.

What are you doing? I guess there you go taunting for toilet. When you're shit running down your leg, I guess you go running in whatever room might have toilet paper. Yeah. Ladies, hold on. Getting some toilet paper. Excuse me.

Need a square. Asked one of the employees that bathrooms needed toilet paper was told that's not her job. I'm not the TP guy. That ain't me. Sorry. I am not a janitor. Nope. One hour later, still no toilet paper.

How much are you shitting in there? Yeah. You, okay, if you're in a public place and you're going in a bathroom twice in an hour, what the hell is wrong with you? Or did he sit in there for an hour? Yeah, still no toilet pay is waiting. Yeah. just screaming out of an open stall going, hey, please. People come in.

People come in and leave. And he's like, hey, please ask them to bring me some toilet paper on the way out, please. Shit. I've used my underwear, but I did the last time. The next line explains exactly that. You jumped in a little bit. Oh, shit. No, no, no, it's fine.

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Oh, man, bathroom was also nasty. Sinks outside. What? Sinks outside. I guess that's supposed to be of, but it's sinks outside A-F bathroom. So I'm like, sinks outside. as fuck bathrooms. No, it sinks outside of bathrooms.

We'll not take my children there, wrong spelling of there again. Okay. Amanda, one star. There we go. I usually never leave negative reviews and always jump at the chance to lift a business up.

I'm positive, you see? That's how bad they've wronged me. I'm a good person. I feel like that's a manipulative start to this. Listen, normally I'm an angel. But here. I'm usually a pretty good person. However.

Yeah, this is going to be ugly for somebody. Strap in. However, this situation involves the well-being of patrons, so I feel compelled to warn others. Health and safety. Yeah. Yeah, there must be like a guy runs around just stabbing people once in a while or something. And mash and shit in people's faces. Constantly, yeah.

There's shit napkins smeared all over the place. They just, people walk out and stick them to the walls. The bubble gum wall. Yeah. Yep. Upon arriving at Golden Skate in Simpsonville, South Carolina, my family and I immediately noticed that it was hotter inside the building than outside in the middle of August. Oh my God.

Then we turn right around and we leave. That is certainly health and safety. Goodbye. I'm just not going there. Despite this, we decided to stay as we had driven a considerable distance to get there. Unfortunately, our children quickly became overheated and asked for water. That's when I discovered the manager had intentionally set the temperature to 80 degrees. The thermostat's on 80. It's hotter inside at 80 than outside?

Well, they said with a crowd inside, it felt closer. Yeah, if you have 100 people at a place, it's good. The walls are going to sweat. Yeah, that's horrifying. Concerned for my children's health and safety, I went out to my car to retrieve the water bottles. As I tried to reenter, the manager accosted me at the time. the door stating that I couldn't bring water into the building. I don't know what's, I don't know what the rules are there, but usually most place, most

states you can bring a sealed bottle of water just about anywhere. Yeah, as long as it's sealed, most times, yeah, the big worry is that you're bringing alcohol in. Yeah, yeah. That's clear. Yeah, I was a bouncer in Arizona. You can bring a sealed bottle of water into a bar in Arizona. It's the law.

You can't refuse people. Yeah. You can bring that. into the airport. Yes. If it's sealed. No. No. Isn't it? No. If it's sealed? No. TSA will throw it right. I've had my plenty of sealed water bottles thrown out that I went, I don't drink a lot of water. Yeah.

I've gotten stopped with that a few times. I'm like, ah, shit, my water bottle. I'm like, it's not even open. They're like, right in the garbage. See you. They should be it. You should be able to fucking bring it. It's the only place that you can't bring a bottle of water. Oh, but then they can't charge you 575 for a bottle on the other side. So that's the, that's the rub here. Okay. So that's wild. Can't bring water into the building. I explained how unsafe it was to deprive people of water in such extreme heat,

especially since he had set the thermostat so high. He shrugged his shoulder, shown a complete lack of concern. Anyway, what do you want for me? I don't care. I don't make decisions. I just do what they say. Want to pet my dog? I don't know.

I just work here. Wow. By the way, if you go into your car, you should grab toilet paper if it's in there just to let you know. got any wet wipes? Because we're out, plum out. Frustrated, I went to gather my family so we could leave. While I was doing so, the manager harassed me over the intercom. Oh, which is a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a ballsy move right there to start talking to people over an intercom. To this thirsty bitch that's leaving. There she is taking her little fucking rickett-strewn children out the door. There they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at these little dirtbag,

white trash, sons of bitches leaving. always needing water you're thirsty asshole fucking weak announcing that my water wasn't allowed in the building there's shoes excuse me everybody

there's no water allowed in the building no water allowed in the building thank you you will be asked to leave as exemplified by the lady leaving right now lady with the fat ass and unruly filthy children

no water allowed please thank you Bad skin because she needs water. Dehydrated bitch in the corner. There is no water allowed. Thank you. Oh, my God. So his behavior was both absurd and rude and a little funny.

That's putting it for me. A little bit funny. A little bit. My husband approached him to reiterate our concern for our children's health. Your husband approached him to start some shit. You complain She's doing that Your husband said

This is going to be a long ride home If I don't go over there And tell this guy he's an asshole I don't defend her She's going to be really pissed I know her So yeah Saying it was a concern

For our children's health Given that the manager Was intentionally keeping the building so hot The manager was incredibly rude To my husband And insisted that if we wanted water We would need to purchase it from him I control the water

Around these pots assholes I understand the concessions are a part of the business, and I respect that. However, my concern is that the manager of Golden Skate is intentionally keeping the rink dangerously hot to force patrons into buying more from the concession stand. That's his business model. Gee, that's like saying, these bars are giving me fucking pretzels, so I'll keep buying drinks. Yes, stupid. That's the, that's why. It's exactly why.

But his genius business plan is just to move water? Yes. I got a film this isn't going to stay open long. That's what I'm saying. If that's his business plan, we're going to open a skating ring. But listen, that ain't the business, okay? You ain't charge admission and all that. No, that ain't the business.

First of all, we ain't wasting no money on toilet paper, number one. That's how we're going to make a profit. But number two. Day one, we cut off the toilet paper. Day one, no paper. I don't care what's in there. We'll sell it out front if they already got some. But this is what we're going to do.

Squirt water bottles. They can squirt their ass. That's it. Perfect. There you go. And then that's, I have to buy my money. more water then. That's how it works. Win-win for me.

So that people are moving around a lot, making themselves hot. That's all it is. This is really just to sell water. But, you know, there's a rink out there, and we got some skates, we'll give them or whatever. But really, the business model here is water shop. That's what we're doing. It's a water shop. Everybody here. All right? Okay. You call me Nestle because I want to control the water.

I want to control all the water. You know what I mean? Hey, who's stupid enough for this business? South Carolina, rural South Carolina. All right, good. Yeah, that's where we're going. Simpsonville. Something with a bill at the end. Somewhere of a vill, you know, maybe named after a guy.

Something like that. Oh, man, that's fucking amazing. This is not only unethical, but also poses a serious risk of heat injuries. Okay, I think you're just, it's enough already. For this reason, we will not be returning. As we were leaving, we noticed a young lady. That's amazing. We noticed a young lady lying on her back on the skate rink floor.

Uh-oh. My children mentioned that she seemed unconscious. It's just a half-dead child laid out on the rink. Shockingly, the staff appeared completely unfazed and did not respond at all. That's the second one today. They just have a big hook. They come and pull the child off the rink with it. That's it.

The child Zamboni will think. It's no problem. For the safety of your family and in support of better business ethics, I strongly recommend finding another skating rink for your outings. And then she showed a picture of the thermostat at 80. 80 degrees, yeah. Thermostat at 80, which is too hot. It's a honeywell. That's a good one.

Yeah, dude, I went to a casino recently and it was 80 degrees. I was losing my fucking mind. Hasn't anybody lost enough yet to fucking crank the AC down? Come on, man. Listen, there's five people in here that you just took their houses. You can't put the fucking air conditioning up. Jesus Christ. Good Lord.

We'll go to their houses where there's AC. One star here from Melissa. Yeah. Zero out of ten, do not recommend. She upped it. Never mind, one out of five. Yeah, yeah. Zero of ten.

I've taken my daughter to a bidet party twice there. The entire place needs to be renovated and detail cleaned. not sure how it passes any inspections. Stalled doors missing in girls' bathroom. Only two sinks outside of the bathrooms to share between both boys and girls' bathrooms. The sinks are outside the bathroom. So you walk out with shit on your hands. Then you hide shit and come on out here and spread those germs.

None of the paper towel dispensers or electric dryer worked. That's not good. So paper products are just out here. There are no toilet paper, no paper towels. Everything is coming apart. The rink itself is in terrible condition, needs to be redone. I have nothing good to say about this place. I feel disgusting being in that building.

It's not clean at all. If I could give it zero stars, I would. She nailed it. There you go. She sandwiched it. She opened and closed. It's the same thing. She did well.

Nice work. Good writing skills there. Michaela, one star. Poor conditions. Smells awful. We took our niece here once earlier this year and was not impressed. Yeah.

This is they had to watch the kid for the day and they're like, what the fuck are we going to do with this kid? Let her run around on the skating. Yeah, skate around. Then she'll get tired. Then we don't have to watch her anymore. There's no water, so we'll have to leave. She'll get real tired after a while of that, I'm sure.

No one insuring skaters were following guidelines. Very dangerous. We went back today due to Roebuck being closed. See, Robuck is we did a small town murder up there and that's in that area up there. The whole town is closed? The whole town's closed. It's a big gate at the front saying, We're all sick.

Go home. They informed us that they wouldn't let us in with rollerblades And that we should have never been let in the first time. They brought their own roller blades? Who cares? Does it matter? Do you have those? I mean, I wouldn't have roller blades, but what's the difference?

They have the same fucking wheels. As long as the wheels are the same material, it doesn't matter. It's just kids on skates. Who cares? Yeah. They're too fast. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah.

Lost our business forever. Take your family to Roebuck. Clean, friendly, and safe. But close sometimes. Yeah. Watch out for that. Elizabeth One Star. Don't take your kids here.

Very judgmental place. Here we go. Here it is. Yep. My daughter was covered more than a couple girls. I saw every goddamn southern skating rink. I'm sorry. If you are a grown fucking person and you're looking that closely at young girls' bodies,

it's a you problem. Yeah, why are you doing that? Yeah, I don't even notice what young girls are wearing because I'm not looking at them. I don't care about them. You know, they're not paying me money. They're not doing it. Go away. Don't care about you.

Get out of here. Yeah. Jesus Christ. A couple other girls I saw go in and they wouldn't let her in. Oh. She got barred at the door. She got dress coated at the door. door.

Yeah. Called her out in front of everyone when they could have went up to her in private so she wouldn't be embarrassed, which is belittling. Then trying to make me feel like I was a good parent. I think not good parent is what she was going for. They will never have my business. We go up to Berea and Taylor all the time and never had this problem. Horrible people.

Yeah. They're all obsessed with what young girls are wearing. Like that just tells me it's making your dick hard and that's what you're upset about. You're uncomfortable that you're confused that you're attracted to a child. Stop it. Why is my dick tingling? You got to get out of here wearing that. You're making my dick tingle.

Like, no, you're, keep your dick in your pants and mind your business. Stop worrying about it. It's a hot as fucking. The kids are going to roller skate. What do you want them to wear? A burka? Like, where are you? What the fuck are you doing?

Yeah. This isn't Saudi Arabia for Christ's sake. Okay. Katie, one star, had my son's birthday party. Party was supposed to start at 1130. staff was 30 minutes late. How is the staff late? I don't know.

Were the doors open and the staff's on time? Somebody's there. Someone's got to be there. Maybe the birthday party staff is late. Maybe, I don't know. After they cooked the five pizzas the package came with, we were going to buy more from them, but supposedly their oven was overheating.

What? Okay. How does your oven overheat? That means the pizza is done. faster. I've never in a million years heard of an oven overheating, ever. That sounds like somebody doesn't want to work. I've worked in pizza places. Tell them it's overheed. It's 600 fucking degrees. How much hotter are going to get? What are we talking about? Tell them we're not turning the AC on and the oven overheated. It's overheated.

Wow. That is insane. Leaving our guests having to go and buy more pizza. They had to go by outside pizza. Oh, okay. Bathrooms. But, yeah. Can't bring them in. Can't bring them in, though. You can't bring them in, though.

And you're fucking scantily clad 13-year-old. You guys sit out there and eat your pizza. Let that little whore eat the pizza out there with their fucking, with their fucking counterfeit water. Yeah. God damn. With your, uh, oh, man. You're not going to get me, Chris Hansen.

No, no. Jesus Christ, man. bathrooms are absolutely disgusting. Some stalls didn't even have a door. The owner's son was extremely rude to me. To me, my mother, and my fiancee, and then in all caps, in front of my children. Not in front of the children. Get punked and call me a bitch.

My kids have no respect for me anymore. I tell them to clean the rooms. They tell me to fuck myself, like the guy at the roller rink said. Oh, man. I lost all respect. kids had a blast but the staff wasn't any good now there's a response from the owner here this will be fun what's he say it's a lot he says a lot

really a whole lot more than she said which is great uh yes we messed up on the timing of the party due to communication on our end okay that's right there we're sorry about that end of fucking response this guy's can be like sure we screwed up but here's why you're a twat that's insane in a business. The pizza oven was overheating and once it cooled down enough where it was safe to mess with it, we did fix it.

Mess with it. Was after your party. Yeah. So they said, listen, yeah, it overheated, but once, after a while we were able to fix it after your party. Yeah. That has nothing to do with this person. And they don't care about that. Sorry about it.

Yeah. You missed it. We fixed it. Good God. The pizzas you went and bought saved you roughly. $5 per pizza, although it was a slight inconvenience. So you're admitting you have overpriced pizza. Yeah.

That's okay. Overpriced and overheated. The bathrooms, if there are any issues with it, come and inform an employee so it can be cleaned. And for the owner's son that was, quote, rude in front of your family, he was polite with you on attempting to work things out where your group was somewhat happy. up until one of your guests started yelling across the skate at an employee multiple times. But why aren't you going to explain in your comments that your fiancé, I'm just assuming here? How are you assuming they're engaged to be married?

That's a weird assumption, isn't it? That ring was awfully small. It's a fucking weird. I mean, it was on your left hand and it was sort of a diamond. Three months salary my ass. You know what I mean? your husband's he's cheating you is what I'm saying comments that your fiance

I'm just assuming here was starting to threaten the employee by saying if you don't quit me and you are going to have issues what does that mean if you don't quit me like fucking me like broke back mountain what are we talking about here I can't quit you if you don't quit me I'm just going to keep lubeing my ass up meeting you once a year you're going to have issues

well over five times question mark this is when the employee started getting quote extremely rude question mark wouldn't you stand your ground when you're being threatened would you let someone run over you stand your ground stand your ground it's a it's you're running a business this someone didn't come to your door at your house and start yelling at you this is a business you're supposed to you want people to leave happy and you get their money i pointed a nine millimeters from your face so standing my ground that's how it works south carolina justice is all it is also employee never said anything that wouldn't be said in a church or some other family area okay so you didn't curse meanwhile the same can't be said for your group sorry yeah you and your family at every right tec and teac keeps going wow you and your family had every right to be upset at how the party started later and that they needed to get some extra pizzas from a restaurant so we didn't do anything we were supposed to do and you're right about that

But to actually tell us about it, you're a dick. But threatening employees in front of your family and kids isn't worth it, nor is he being a good role model. Oh, thank you for the parenting advice. Wow. We are not, he's quoting Charles Park. Jesus, yeah, it's not a good role model. We are not role models. That's your problem.

That's your job. You're bullshit. Yeah. Your family got over a $150 discount on the party due to some issues that happened. Yeah, you're late and you didn't have half the pizza. So, yeah, of course you got a desk. It's a problem. And it's hot in here.

No, shit, that was when it's so hot. That was 100% on our end and not something due to your group. Okay. The kids were all happy and they had their birthday party happen. And that's all that matters at the end of the day. Right. Okay. That's true.

So. Kids smile. Fuck off. I'll tell you the value of your money. Okay. Listen, this is why you should be satisfied. You know. No, they're spending money.

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One star, it is too. Response from the owner, hello, Frankie's Fun Park is. five miles down the road at Woodruff Road, which is where the guy said it moved to, remember? Yeah. This was never old Frankie's fun park. If you use Google, maps, or simply check the streets

while you are driving, it will help. Keep your eyes open, dummy. Type it into Google and stay out of here. Stay the fuck out of here. Charles gives one star. The price was great. The rest of the experience was rough. Oh?

Yeah. We sat down to lace up skates, and we were asked to move by the staff because they had the area reserved for a party. We were not in the party area, but the overbooked parties, but they overbooked parties. Okay.

After we were asked by the staff to find somewhere else to lace up, they posted a reserved sign. All right. We skated, then ordered pizza. Then they said they, quote, ran out of crust. After taking our money and letting us wait for 20 minutes,

ran out of crust. Ran out of crust. We're out of dough, just no crust. No crust. The edges are. You're going to have to just pick it up with your hand and it's going to be messy. You've got to really balance it. It's what it is.

It's going to be like the middle of a bar pie. Middle of a tavern style. You know what I mean? We're going to make your thumbs useless. You're just fucking, yeah. They asked if Little Caesars would be okay. Uh-huh. No, never, actually.

They've probably got some crust. We're out of crust. Can we get you killed little Cesar? We agreed and got our $5. Little Caesars pizza for $12.50. They upcharged them. So we got to charge you what we charge. They marked up Little Caesars.

By over 100%. Over 100%. 150% markup on a $5 ready to eat. Holy shit, that's amazing. And those are like half cooked, too. They're like, they're the worst. It said $5. on the box.

And you're like, 12.50, please. But but there's, can I get some crazy bread? 17 bucks. No problem. There you go.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I know I'm dying. I was like, and by the way, they didn't get it. It took 40 minutes to get it too. Which is a hot and ready.

It's my. So it's a cold. It's a cold and not ready for two and a half times surprise. Holy shit. It's incredible. What the fuck is going on at the skating rinked? Hang on to the box. You're going to need it to wipe your ass. Meanwhile, there's an unconscious child laying on the floor. Another child being called a whore at the door. This place is hell on earth, man. Jesus Christ, it's

amazing. It's a hundred and six degrees in there. It's just a horrified. Oh, God damn it. That's amazing. So, okay, 1250, 40 minutes after we ordered it. All the while, they were selling pizza by the slice after they, quote, ran out of crust. Ah, so they got more hot and ready. Yeah. Just prop.

This dim shit paid $12.50. We could probably sell it by the slice. We get two bucks to slice. Get $16 for this bite. Wow. Oh, now they've figured a new business model. Yeah, this is crazy. We overpaid for food.

We waited forever. We felt lied to. The bathrooms were gross, and I won't describe the nasty that we saw in there. The nasty. Poop. It's probably poop, I think. Yeah, fucking while smearing poop on each other in an open stall with no door. If you go to skate and don't talk to any of the staff, you'll get a good deal.

Don't eat there. Don't use your bathrooms. Don't expect extraordinary. Yeah. So strap the skates on, run in, skate, and running back out again. That's it. I am just. I'm beside myself. I can't believe it.

This place is amazing. Response from the owner. Oh, really? Of course. Oh, I think he's going to let that slide. I don't think so. It's so long, too. He really...

Wow. It's so long. Okay. This Sunday, we didn't overbook for parties. We had only booked two, and we have five party areas. We've been cutting it off at two total parties due to us not wanting to get overbooked and not being able to help anyone if they were in need of assistance. Right.

The birthday party you're speaking of. have ended up wanting to upgrade to a different party package, which involves a different area. This was done within the first 10 to 20 minutes of the session, so there was only a handful of people in that area. If you had an issue with it, you could have also come and asked a manager or another employee there while y'all were asking, while y'all were asked to move and anyone that would have gladly explained what was going on. The pizzas we ordered were $7.66 per pizza.

With tax, all right. Yeah, we ended up having to have them delivered, and it took roughly 40 minutes for them to deliver with fees and tip 1785 added into each pizza we ordered. We had $9.14 invested into each pizza. Okay. But here's the thing. Then they go, so making $3.36 off each pizza is a normal amount for a business. You didn't make those pizzas. Right.

You don't mark up somebody else's product. You ordered a pizza for them. They could have just ordered it and had it fucking brought there. But you literally handed the pizza to them from another guy and said that'll be $3.36. Because I gave it to you in this box from Little Caesars. You don't get to make a profit off food you didn't make and don't have. You don't have to pay delivery and taxes. There's a lot of overhead that comes of this.

It's almost like you should have had crust available to make on your own, huh? That would have been... That's crazy. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. We ran out of shit. We ran a poor business. You had to order from an outside place. And then we charged you for the privilege of us fucking up.

That's insane. I'm buying from somewhere else. Wow. If you were to order one pizza from Little Caesars using DoorDash, it would be a total of 1366. Well, yeah, with the fees. But if you ordered a bunch of pizzas... Why'd you door dash it? Yeah.

Because they don't deliver anymore. That's why. Send one of the fucking... people that work there to go get it. Yeah. How about that? What are you doing? And on the way, grab some toilet paper.

Yeah, stop the fucking Walmart and grab some toilet paper, would you? However, I do apologize for the employees not letting you know the weight would be longer than normal. And if the bathrooms were dirty, all you had to do was let us know and we would have gone and cleaned them. Or you can keep an eye on your bathrooms and make sure there isn't shit everywhere. Oh, my God. End of story.

If you have an issue with a business, come ask for a manager or speak with another employee about your concerns and give them the chance to be able to explain what's going on. Chances are any business would have been more than glad to explain or try to solve this problem. See, we're gouging you is what you need to know. Let me explain. We're

unnecessarily gouging you, see? That's the thing. Duh. Okay. This is fucking a lot of complaints about the food lady at the food counter. They didn't have half the shit. Iyana, one star.

The sound system was not working properly. The DJ wouldn't play songs requested. Recommend redoing the floor so much gum on it. While you're roller skating. You'll kill yourself if there's gum on the floor. You run over in 80 degrees. I defy you. Run over a piece of gum with anything that flattens it in 80.

When it's warm, you will have strings of gum fucking everywhere. All over the place. It's another Cheryl one star. Gum all over the floor along with trash. There's trash since there's no skate guard or adult on the floor keeping things safe. Not family friendly music or atmosphere. No one enforces language or dress code. Well, they do sometimes.

Yeah, yeah. Or food safe areas. Waste of $12. $12. Not $12. I'm going to complain. A waste of $12. $2.25.

$12 is a fucking extra value meal at McDonald's. What are you talking about? Who cares? I mean, I get you on a, you know, get bang for your buck. But Catherine, one star, if I could put a zero, I will. I will, which is no, you really fuck that. Try me. If I can get zero, try me.

I will. God damn it. I'm very upset that you set my 13-year-old niece home for the way she was dressed. The way you handled it was all unprofessional. Go up to an adult and address it. Don't call her out in front of a group of peers. Pretty shady as you allow others with their butts hanging out and chests coming out of their shirts, enter, and laugh at them while being scolded. My niece was fully covered.

It's okay that there are other places to go. Good luck with your two-faced business. Two-faced. Your two-faced bullshit business here. Oh, my God. This is fucking, oh, my, there's a response from the owner. Oh, that's the other one. I think we're going to have to move on to the personal item.

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Beyond expectations, this thing will, the expectations are, I'm going to need to go to the hospital when I'm done with this. Expectations are that's too big. Yeah, that shouldn't go in my, nothing goes in my dick. Yeah. This thing will make you say, oh, M.G, and not just yourself, but your partner as well. Really? What? How do you, how would you get it in while it's sticking out of the front?

You can't. It's impossible. It's got the fucking adjuster thing with the knob and the up and down button is up there. You would stick that up. You let your partner control it and then you go, I guess. I can't believe it. Oh, my God, you're sick. God, you're a sick.

Okay. I'm definitely going to bang that guy at work now. This is crazy. Oh my God. I have no regrets. Jeannie. Jesus. My God, I got to do it more. Small but super powerful and with so many vibration modes, it's sure to be amazing time for solo and couple play. Enjoy is all I can say. Enjoy. Here's mono, five stars, satisfied, is the title.

It met the objective, a product at another level. You know what also meets the fucking objective, James, is when I rub this thing. I finish every time. We've, I don't know when it millions upon millions of years ago. Somebody discovered that if you just rub your penis, it feels wonderful. And nothing needs to be stuck in it or like an electric charge. You just rub it. Every time weird shit happens.

If you can look at something that you like also at the same time, it's even better and faster. It's wild. Your penis will try to impregnate your hand. It's crazy. It knows. It's like you can confuse it. Yeah. It's like, oh man, this hand must really want a baby.

And then there it comes. Watch your ovaries, right, hand. Oh, boy. Bilgewater, four stars. Stimulating. Very easy to use and also easy to wipe clean. Charges in less than an hour from fully discharged. Settings range from mild buzz to,

to fairly heavy thump. What the fuck? Inside your dick. Thump, like a flick. That's a hit. Thump, thump, thump. Five stars that a person here is shorter, is their name. Five, or three stars, go slow is their title.

Yeah. As if that needs to be said. How deep, does it say how long it is? No, I didn't see it. I'll go look again. Be careful. Could make your penis sensitive. Go slow and take your time.

and use plenty of lube. I would fucking say so. Shit loads of lube. Does it say? It does not say a length on here. That's so weird. It's got to be five inches, right? Even in all the descriptions, it doesn't say.

I can't tell however long that cartoon dick is. I'm not sure. So, yeah, be careful, go slow. Okay. Carol, three stars, urethra stimulation is the title. It's just okay. It's just okay. It's just, I was expecting more, you know.

Wow. G.C. gives two stars. Painful is the title. That's what I expect. No shit. Not that pleasant to use. Didn't give much erotic pleasure kind of uncomfortable. Yeah. It's a giant thing with balls stuck in your dick, man. Even with a lot of lube. Afterwards, very painful to pee.

Yeah, because you fucking stretched your, you got cuts in there probably from stretching it out. Next up, JJ, two stars, weak. is it's weak. Not enough. It's a thump, man. Quote, not powerful enough to do much. Wow. Okay. Here's two stars. Very simple. It hurts.

Yeah. We kind of figured that. Here is ash one star. Too small. Oh. Need a bigger one. Beads are way too small to be usable, which causes them to move around quite a bit.

How loses your urethroar? but wow, which is something you don't want. Vibration doesn't reach very far, which may be due to the bead size, so you really feel it toward the base where the vibrator is, and only when fully inserted. Didn't notice an issue with charging

or battery life on mine. While I think it could be longer, if the beads were bigger, at least it would be more enjoyable slash usable. It is so hard to kinkshame people, but this is fucking crazy. This is insane. This is a torture method that you're not.

This isn't like kink shaming. This is like what happening your dick? There's a thing that they have to do to, to, where they put things inside your dick? Like at the doctor? Yeah, they dilate your urethra. I had a friend that had to do that once a year. He had to go get a graduated fucking cylinder stuck up his dick so he could peeve for the next year. Otherwise, he'd die.

Oh, my God. Absolutely. Otherwise he can't pee. They said it's the most horrible, painful thing in the world. He has to do it every year. I cannot imagine. I would blow my brains out. Gaging your pee-hole.

Every year. These people do it for pleasure. For fun. For funsies, just for funsies. This makes sense. Franklin, one star. No pleasure. None.

Late review. For me, it never gave pleasure. It mostly felt like discomfort and pain. Yeah. There it is. It's also made you come to. No, bleed a bit, but overall, super bad for me.

probably vibration has no effect on me. It's just you don't like things in your dick, that's all. Next up, Amazon customer, they don't want to say who they are, one star, what is the review or the title? The only way I could possibly charge this thing would be to hold it, constantly readjusting it in an attempt to make contact with the magnetic posts. I even tried to wrap it with tape, but no good. Would like to have tried it, but I don't have the patience. Please send a return code. That is your dick dilator, sir.

You are never getting that to someone else. Never and never. That's how age spreads. That's how everything. That's how sadness spreads. Next up, Andrew, one star, horrible experience. Don't buy, L-O-L. Well, no shit, L-O-L.

Don't buy. Don't buy. David, one-star, not. It says, not worth a Nicole. N-I-C-O-L. Not worth a Nicole. She wouldn't like it. Yeah.

This is great. One star, terrible. Got for a gift in the item never worked. Please don't. By the way, Christmas is in a few months, Jimmy. I don't want this for Christmas. Okay, can we say that right away? I'll give that in mind.

Yes. Can't refund or replace it either now. Nope, that is your dick dilator. Now I'm stuck with it. And it's stuck in you. Okay. And finally, Coco, one star. Don't buy.

I purchased this gift for someone else and they were not pleased with it. Maybe that's the person who bought the other one. There you go, everybody. That's your stupid opinions. The 100th episode of your stupid opinions. Yeah. Thank you so much for hanging out with us for 100 episodes for always being there. We're going to stick around for 100 more.

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