Your Stupid Opinions - Undercover Fast Food Spy, Foreign Toilet Sign Outrage, Backwards Cap & A Bob

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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Hello, everybody, and welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey! Thank you so much for joining us today. We are excited to be here to hear about people's shit from places we don't want to go. It's a good time, and we love it every week. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

And this is, at least no one's being murdered, usually. That's good. So, you know, usually we deal in a lot of murder, and this is not murder. Yeah, mostly in people's worst day. This is your worst day if your worst day means you got the wrong order at Hardee's, basically. This is people's worst day in Quotey figures. Yeah, like the worst experience ever. You're like, I don't think so.

Let's go back. We left off at the Hardees in Benton, Arkansas, and we're going to go back to Hardee's here and find out what's going on. From what I understand, so far, it's dirty, and the workers have an attitude, which is a big shock for a fast food restaurant on this show. So let's find out what Elvin has to say here. One star, soon as I walked in, my shoes were sticking to the floor. Well, they want you to stay. That's hilarious. I just picture it like really sticking like his foot pops out when he lifts it in one of those. Like a movie. Now he's in his socks. Now he took another step. Now his sock is gone. Now he's standing like with one sock down with a bare foot up in the air going, I don't want to step any help.

He's Marv from home alone That's what it is I'm like who where did I see that Someone sticks He's about to step on a nail Exactly Marv Thank you Everywhere I walked

That sticky crunchy feeling And noise Like snow under his feet That noise is gross It's very gross The food tasted like it Had been sitting too long Please clean your floors

But they give the food a four The service of three And then of course What Hardee's is famous for The Atmosphere Which is why you Go to a Hardee's in Arkansas. They only give that a one, you know, obviously with the sticky floors here.

Here is that one guy. Oh, boy, that's a bad sign calling yourself that one guy. A lot of reviews for this guy, too. One star. I place an order online last night. And when my wife showed up to get it, they told her they're not making anything. Then acted like she didn't exist. We're not making anything.

And then just turn around. Okay. If you place it online, do you also pay? online? Because if you already paid, I got news for you. You're fucking making it. Well, he said, no refund, no anything. Just, we're not making it. Yes, you are. Okay. And then, well, if they ignore you, I suppose, then they act like you don't exist. I feel like you can get some attention from the Hardy staff if you really want to. Excuse me. Then you just keep ignoring her. Let's do something. I call this morning to get my refund and get put on hold for 20 minutes before being

hung up on. Yeah, they don't care about you, I think, is what they're, never doing. here. Now I can't even get through like they blocked my number. All I want is my money back for food you refuse to cook. Jesus, how does that even? That's crazy. That's insanity. If I already paid you, you, I did my part, you do your, or give me your money back, one of the two. Or give it back. That's it. You can't keep both. You can't have my time and my money. You can't have both of those things. Like, you got to give me food or something. David, one star, most of the time, the employees either just stand around on their phone or yell at each other for not doing their job correctly. I like that no one's doing their job correctly, but they're all yelling at each other for not doing their job correctly.

That's fucking hilarious. David, one star. This store in Benton, Arkansas was filthy. Garbage blocking back door took 10 minutes. He's got a picture of the kitchen somehow. He's like in the kitchen, this guy. It's like the back of the kitchen with huge piles of garbage. garbage blocking the back door. It's obviously shit that's meant to go out the back door to go to a dumpster.

Just nobody put it outside. It's just stacked by the back door for the next person who goes out, obviously. Oh, and it's on the outside. No, it's on the inside. How the fuck did a customer get that photo? That's my point. It's very much the back back of the kitchen. Like, it's not, he's in the back. Who the fuck let him in there? He's got a blurry one that looks like it's like from a spy cam, like he had to get off. Like, he's inside the Russian embassy or something. Took it while he was running. And it's like the back on the floor with some scattered fries on the floor. Like here's a picture I took of this crime scene real quick while before they caught me.

Yeah. Upskirt. Yeah. Jesus. Took 10 minutes to place order. Then 23 minutes to get order. Won't be back again. Order wrong.

Okay. You're more concerned with French fries on the floor and garbage stacked by the back door, which doesn't matter. You got that fucking mission impossible access. Well done. Yeah, he got back there. He had to fill out an application to get those pictures and make this review. Jesus. Gage one star.

Normally I don't do, normally I don't pick ones that are like delivery based or Uber Eats or DoorDash based just because that's a totally different thing. Fast food isn't meant to be brought outside the facility. And that's not how it works. And now you're bringing a. middleman into it who can fuck it up worse. So he could take it. We got to keep this. Secuitous route to your house.

You never know. This is food that is meant to be either eaten there or eating like out of the bag in the car on the way home. This is not food that's meant to like travel. It's fucking fast food. This is not a buy it today and have it for lunch tomorrow. No, it's not. I'm going to take a doggy bag home for tomorrow. Ooh, this.

I'm going to have the. I'll eat this on the job side. I'm going to have the rest of this burger tomorrow for lunch. That's not how this shit works. You got about a 15-minute window and then it's all garbage. Period. I don't, I would say that a burger grilled at home on like Memorial Day weekend, not okay for Tuesday even. No, but I'll eat it.

At the job site. No, not at the job site at home. Right. I'll eat it. Yeah. At home, there's a ways to make that. Yeah. You can't fucking throw that in a lunch pail.

No. Head on out the room. No. Like it's a ham sandwich and fucking go to work on it. No, that ain't going to work. No, no, no, no. Not at all. Fast food delivery is really one of those things.

It's like, well, do we want to roll the dice? Because it's like sometimes it'll come just fine. And then sometimes you'll take a bite of your taco and the whole bottom will fall out. And you're like, okay, that's not what I want. And so. And when you roll the dice, you got six options on a dice. This is like rolling a D&D dice. Because anything can happen.

You might get the wrong order. This is going to be crazy. I've refused a door dash. Schroder McDonald's one time. You did? I watched the guy drive around for a half hour before he got to me. Oh, yeah. I watched him.

He went out all the way. I mean, he was 15 miles from my house at one point. I'm like, where the fuck are you going, dude? The fucking McDonald's is two and a half miles from my house, right? So he finally pulls up and it's some puffy, blonde-headed teenage fucking dip shit kid, right? He's like maybe 19 and he pulls up. He's got the McDonald's. And he steps out of the car with the bag and I go, you can go ahead and take it.

it right to the fucking garbage can. And he goes, that one's yours. What? And I go, you can take it to the garbage can? He goes, you want me to throw it out? I go, you can throw it out. You can keep it. You can stick it up your ass.

I don't care what you do with it. But you drove around with it for a fucking half hour with it. So I ain't eating it, you fucking idiot. And he goes, but, and he looked at the bag. And then he looked at me. And I was like, take the bag and put it by the fucking garbage. And he went, and he walked over there. And he put it by the garbage.

And I went, bye. Because then he stopped and looked at me like, is that okay? And I went, bye now, asshole. get the fuck out of here. Did he ask the word, actually? That's my least favorite response to anything. I can't stand that. No, that's no.

He just stood there like in shock. Like, what do you mean you don't want 40 minute old McDonald's? I don't understand that you pay for a price for. Actually? Yeah. Fuck you. Fucking actually. God damn it.

And you know me. I am overly nice to service staff. You can fuck, you've seen me in a restaurant. You can fuck my shit up six ways to Sunday and I'll go, it's okay. It's fine. I'll still give you a good. I don't care. He can stomp on it as you deliver it.

Literally, I don't, I'm so, this kid driving around for a half hour, then getting out, like, I don't understand. I will fucking murder you by your car, you son of a bitch. Get out of my driveway. So, anyway, so I get that. Anyway, this guy, Gage, one star, ordered online through Uber Eats. They didn't start making my order until 35 minutes after it was placed. It's a hard-y. It's busy.

Yeah, forcing my first delivery driver to cancel. and the app had to find a new driver, which took a while. Then when that driver got there, she said everyone was just standing outside smoking weed, and no one was inside to give her order. It's weed break time. Sorry, we don't. Yeah. We're not making things right now.

They said relighting it makes it taste fat. Yeah, we all have to smoke it. It's fine. We have to smoke it all now. Jesus. I finally got my food an hour and a half after ordering. and half the order was missing. That's because they get hungry after that.

Right. They said, damn, this looks good. And somebody took a little bit and, you know, it got pinched on until it got out to the Uber Eats driver. I usually don't complain about fast food service because my expectations aren't very high to begin with. But that crew working tonight, 5 to 8 p.m. is trash. Trash. All right. Sherry, one star.

Very slow. They also can't make up their. mind, wrong there, on what time they are going to stop breakfast and start lunch. One day they serve till 11, and the next it's 1015. Okay. There should be policy, right? I think there's a policy here. Yeah.

Well, the policy is, if it's a little slow, everyone go outside and smoke weed. So I don't know if their policies are that great here. Most staff is nice. Did anybody look at the clock is the policy? I think, yeah, anybody checked the clock? Someone was just like, ah, fuck. these eggs now. We're making we're making burgers now. Fuck these people.

Yeah. Most staff is nice, but others act like you are bothering them when you walk in the door. This is the third time I've went in and service is horrible and left with no food. Well, it's fool me once. Yeah. Shame on you. Yeah.

It's fool me twice. Shame on me. Fool me three times. I'm a fucking idiot and I deserve whatever I get. I'm a moron. Any time from here. Here on out, it's all me. It's all me. Yeah, after the first time you went in and left with no food, that's it.

Don't go back anymore. Wow. So many times. Victoria, one star. I wouldn't recommend this place to no one. That's right. To no one. My friend, no one.

He's a nice guy. I wouldn't recommend it to him. The managers watched their cooks on the phone. Okay. She touched her phone with the gloves. She makes people food. with. I don't know why, but I read that as she makes people food with. Like instead of dog food, people food. She's making people food back there. For God's sake, stop. You're making people food.

Change your gloves. This is not for cats. This is people food. Let's get it together. And there's no way she could have wrote that any differently to say, you know, but it's just the way I'm an idiot and I read it that way. She then puts the phone in her pants pocket. Just change your gloves. No hairnets, an extremely slow service. Okay. Um, weighing one star. The no hairnets thing. Uh, I'm not, I don't even, when I see hairnets on people, I go, how fucking gross is it to not have a hairnet? Like, yeah. Well, it's funny. Is a hairnet really that important? If you watch like any great, like three star Michelin chef prepare something, they're not wearing a fucking hairnet. But if you watch, if you watch the Denny's cook, he's got a hairnet.

You know what I'm saying? So it seems like the worst of food is the more hairnets are around. I've never seen a hairnet in a decent restaurant. Have you? Ever. It's the worst. It seems like the people that are paid to work at Denny's don't have good enough, aren't being paid well enough to get good enough shampoo that keeps their hair in their fucking head. It's popping out everywhere. Whereas, Martin Ramsey, not a hair falling out. It's all in place. He's got a lot of fucking hair. He's chopping shit.

Hair's going everywhere. No hairnet. Imagine seeing him watching kitchen nightmares and he's like, let me show you how to do this. And he pops a hairnet on and starts going. It would be the craziest most ridiculous thing ever. He fucking crazy. It must be something with, I don't know, man. Maybe those Denny's places just get so much hotter that your hair follicles,

just explode. Spint hair right the fuck out. I don't know what it is. There's it to keep the guys from like running their fingers through their greasy hair. I'm not sure. Maybe. Wayne One Star.

I got to the Hardys this morning and ordered four biscuits and gravy to go at 9.50 a.m. stood there until 10.20 a.m. and still had no food. After an altercation with a toothless woman in a red shirt. About how long it was taking. This is an employment. the toothless woman in a red shirt, by the way. Oh, okay. About how long it was taking and having to prove that they charge me $19.47 for four biscuits and gravy I ordered.

She threatened to call the police on me for causing them out. I guess calling them out, maybe. Cussing them out? Cussing, there you go. It's probably cussing. I forgot we're in the South. And people speak like four-year-olds for some reason and say cussing instead of fucking cursing or swearing like a fucking adult. Swearing or cut.

So even for noticing someone cursing makes you a weird out for me. I wouldn't notice if someone's cussing me out because that's just what they were talking to you like an adult. Shut up. Who cares? Yeah. I do notice that I talk in a way that is a lot of swear words. And just casually, just as in my life, I do notice, like, I'm starting to see people's eyebrows raise. I think I need to take it easy.

Well, yeah, you're used to this where we can say whatever. we want and then you go talk to normal people. I say fuck. A lot. Yeah. But if you do it smoothly enough, best compliment I ever got in comedy, a friend of mine came to see a show and brought his grandfather with him,

who's a very conservative man from Iowa. I don't mean politically, I mean like he's like a very, an old man from Iowa. He's just, you don't say curse words very much and all that kind of thing. And afterwards he goes, collars and buttons.

He goes, I got to tell you my grandfather, you know, he doesn't like dirty stuff or whatever, but he said for some reason when you were doing it, he hardly even noticed the curse words. and he just laughed. I was like, that's the best compliment

I've ever got. Yeah, you're not doing it like emphasizing the words then it's fine. That's a, I like cursing. Some people certainly turned off to.

They are. You know what? That's a really good way to know your audience and to thin the crowd of people you're interacting with. If they raise their eyebrows, well,

I don't like this person. That person should not be around me. No. So I've said it before. If you never curse, ever, I would bet my house and my nutsack that you're a pedophile. That's who doesn't curse. Pedophiles.

People who hate cursing, those are called pedophiles. Turns off to kids. It scares away eight-year-olds. Exactly. That's the reason why. Adults curse. So they curse and they fuck. Get over it.

Here we go. I told her, this is where the worm really turns in this review. So I told her I have terminal brain cancer. That ought to make it easy. Okay, as I was reading that, Jimmy was taking a sip of water, so couldn't audibly respond. But as the glass is going up, his eyes just got a real fucking big. Okay. And I need the food to take my medication.

She finally gave me a refund. She's like, well, still, I will not give you food. She finally gave me a refund, and I left and will not be returning to this location. I advise that someone in higher management shuts it down. until shuts the whole restaurant down until they get workers shut it down John Taffer yeah until they get workers that know the job and actually want to do the job thanks but I suggest people go somewhere else in search of food S UR C H by the way in search oh search in search in search Caleb one sounded it out and swing in a mess that's a search

Caleb one star. There is a reported staffing shortage at this location. No big deal. I don't mind waiting a little longer when I have the time. I pull up to the drive-through to order and I'm told due to staffing shortage, I need to walk inside an order. Weird because you're literally talking to me when you could just take my order, but no big deal, I guess.

Quote, I'm fat and can use the exercise anyways. Okay. Well, that's self-aware. I'm fat and eating it hard. I can't have you stepped. I could walk 30 feet in. and 30 feet out probably wouldn't kill me. So I get inside and the worker starts taking the order from the person in the drive-through that was behind me.

Oh, no. This location's got to get their ducks in a row before I can recommend going there. We're all waiting on your recommendation, Caleb. So I've been waiting with bated breath to see if the bet in Arkansas Hardee's was worth my attention. So thank you. Fingers crossed. Jason, one star. A drive-through worker failed to.

to get the lid on a cup of coffee, which ended up all over my car. Oh, no. Here we go. The manager of the Benton store... I heard this gets you a lawsuit. Jesus Christ. The manager of the Benton store told me her boss would call me back,

but that never happened, so I'll have to pay for cleaning the upholstery. On top of that, the order was wrong. So he's covered in coffee and looking at the wrong food. Like, just... Do you just sit there for 30 seconds and stare, or do you start, like, punching things and throwing things? I don't know which one to do at that point. I wouldn't know where to be.

Well, that coffee goes right the fuck out the window. I'll tell you that right now. That's for sure. The people behind me are about to see shit rocket it out of this car. Like, damn, it's a whole bag of food. I'll never... God damn. I'll never stop at a hearties again.

Never again. Avenged girl, one star. to love this hardies easy to get in and out and usually does good for me does me good oh um not going to go there anymore after someone dear to me my elderly grandpa contracted hep a after he'd eating there what hepatitis you could get hepatitis from eating at hardy i have never ever heard of hepatitis coming from eating at a fast food. Otherwise, I would assume that everyone in America would have hepatitis because we all eat fast food at one time or another.

Let me see. How do you get hepatitis A? Well, I know it's a fecal to oral route, James. So someone has poop in the food. You can get it by getting contaminated food or water. What? There you go. There you go.

It's happening. It's happening. It's happened. Oh my God. So we should all have hepatitis. Is that what the, we're getting at here? We should. We should. Especially with how many people eat at hearties, McDonald, all those. You don't have to also because there's hepe. There's hepe and B vaccines that you can get that you don't get hepatitis at all. And you can eat all the hearties you want. So that's a normal vaccine. But old people. This is contaminated with fecal matter. Gross. Someone isn't washing their hands before making food for customers. No, and they're getting shit. on them is the main problem. Washing their hands is another issue. Having shit on them is completely, that's completely a different story we're talking about. They have shit on them. And hepatitis A infected shit. That's, yeah. And then I love the last line. Shame on whoever does that and then a sad face. Just, just out of that. There's a response from the owner. You got to respond to this.

You're spreading hepatitis throughout the community. Response from the owner. This is the owner. I love that as a line. This is the owner. No one has contacted us about a Hepha incident. So it doesn't exist. I think they're contacting you now via Google, I believe, is what they're doing. It's, it's certainly been raised to your, to your, you should know now. Yeah, that's, I would say, yeah. You're aware? Okay, now you're aware. Yeah. David. You've been made aware for sure. For sure. David, one star, stood at the counter for a full five minutes while Hardy's employees looked through me. It'd be even

we're even weirder if they were McDonald's employees. That'd be even stranger because you're out of Hardy, so that seems normal. No one ever acknowledged my presence. No, be with you as soon as I can or anything. This isn't the first time either. I will never set foot in the Benton Hardee's again.

Okay. Ever. Here is Kerry, one star. This location is under all caps. Horrible management. Yeah. 8.40 a.m. on Friday morning and they have no breakfast? Seriously?

These are like massive amounts of exclamation points. Yeah. The store manager said the general manager didn't order any dough. Are you kidding me? A more exclamation points. Both those individuals need to be looking for another job. I believe that's why they work at Hardee's is because they're incompetent. If they were competent, they wouldn't work in an environment that has a friar handy.

I would think is how this works. Evidently because we're fathers, James, we should probably know that we gave our children hepatitis A vaccine. Yeah, that comes in a pack for your children. Yeah, yeah, no, that's part of the deal. But elderly people might not have it. That's why we're all fine.

Yeah, elderly people might not have that vaccine in them. You know what I mean? I'm thinking. At risk people should be getting it, though. That person's doctor should tell them. He's already got it. I think it's a little late. It's all right too late.

They're going, hey, you didn't get the Hep-A vaccine, did you? No, how do you know that? Well, because you have Hep-A, that's why. Been eating at Hardee's lately? Why are you eating shit, sir? I ate at Harding. Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, that RICO.

He wears a hairnet, but he will not wash his hands. You really shouldn't go there. I got to tell you. Terry, one star. I told them two times, no mayonnaise. What do I get? Nasty mayonnaise. You take that.

So much mayonnaise. Let me tell you what you do with that, sir. You take that burger. You open the bun off where the mayonnaise is and you stick it to their front window. And you go, I didn't order mayonnaise, you cunts, and then you walk away. That's what you do. That's my fantasy anyway. I've never actually done that.

I just throw it in the garbage, but I really want to. Find the man with the hairnet. That's who made it. And whip it at him. Whip it at him. My dad did that with a calzone one time. With the receipt that says, no mayonnaise. No, Maynays.

My dad did that with a calzone one time. It's a very famous story in our family. He got very angry and drove all the way back to the pizza place and smeared the calzone on the front window of the place and fucking yelled. I ordered whatever the fuck it was. My dad was an angry guy back in the day. He's much nicer now. So I will no longer patronize any Hardee's. All right.

Was that what we're calling? Yeah. Find a K, one star, a couple more here. order and we left went home order was short food went back and the young kids that worked there thought it was funny. We'll never go there again. They laughed at her.

They laughed at her, Jimmy. Kirk one star laughed at her. Service was slow and it smelled like piss in there. No one cleaned the bathrooms. It's not like this. Charlotte one star. Seen employees drop

someone food on the floor and kick it around and then sent it out window and put it in the drive-thru window. Here you go, sir. Oh, my God. Messy to Pele, right out the window. Boom, we got it. All right, let's get the hell out of Arkansas, and let's go somewhere very far from Arkansas.

Very far from everywhere. We're going to New Zealand. Uh-huh. Never been there for your stupid opinions or for small-town murder. No? Australia. Never New Zealand. Crime and Sports.

We've had a little New Zealand here and there. This is the Christchurch art gallery. Taipuna O. Waihito. Okay. These are obviously Yeah, not words

I'm familiar with here. An art museum showcasing contemporary works and offering films, lectures, tours, and family events. It has 4.5 stars at 3,700 reviews. That's a lot.

312 Montreal Street, Christchurch Central City, Christ Church, New Zealand. So here it is, everybody. Let's find out. U-U gives it five stars. You-U loves it. This place is worth a visit if you came by. Okay. Worth a visit if you are visiting here, this place. Okay. If you're visiting, visit.

Wow. As a tourist, we appreciated the New Zealand local culture a lot when watching the art collections. Toilet is available and clean. Great. Excellent. There is some very sturdy anti-Americanism in some of these. It's very funny, by the way. James Five Stars, lovely art gallery. Very interesting exhibits. Cool mix of New Zealand history, classical art, and modern pieces. Michael was a lovely and informative staff member who made friendly conversation with us.

Highly recommend. Good. Mark one star. Lovely staff, but not that much art. Some sublime and inspiring 19th and 20th century mountain landscapes. The rest was mostly. very simple recent paintings, ceramics, and sculpture of low technical merit. Oh, this guy's a sculpture critic over here.

This guy loves art. Low technical merit. This gallery has exhibited and probably still has, in its collection, a much bigger range of good paintings. They're just keeping them from you. Yeah. They don't want you to see them. They don't want you to see them. They're keeping that Claude Monet back there somewhere.

You're never going to see it. For a free indoor activity on a cold, wet day, there were very few people and no children. That sounds great. Yeah. Awesome. It's perfect. Yeah. Any other complaints?

Jesus Christ. Aiden one star. My experience was very bad. The thing is, there are security cameras everywhere, and there's a sense of paranoia with everything being perfect. And my experience two weeks ago was horrible as I was guiding a friend across the galleries on WhatsApp app and management then accused me of falsely taking pictures of staff and refused to listen to me. So abuse of power is a high risk for the art gal.

Abuse of power? From people. High risk. People who run a fucking art gallery? There's no power there. What are you talking about? And if anyone has had unjust encounters with police, then you will know what I mean. Hope this helps.

Unjust encounters with police. Wow. But these are just, this is just the art. gallery, my friend. The police, yeah, I get it. But the art gallery, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Um, uh, Ma Marie one star. A discovery, exclamation point. I wanted to visit the Christchurch art gallery. If you want to reflect or get inspired there, be aware that you can't bring inside any pens apart from a pencil. No pens, because then you could mark up the artwork, I would imagine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because everything else might damage the art. Because a pencil apparently can't do any harm. Well, it can be erased. It's not ink, I think. Ink is a different story.

The lady told me it's because of children and that they might spill ink on the art. Oh, please, tell that to everyone who's worried that it's too late for me. What? This, okay, hold on. Oh, please, tell that to everybody who's worried that it's too late for me to bear children. I am in fact a kid myself. What the fuck are you talking? about. What does it happen? I don't know. All of a sudden now they're too old that she can't

bear children and she's actually an old kid. I don't know what's going on here. This makes no sense to me. Maybe in a New Zealand accent it would make sense, but it doesn't for me. Clarice, one star. Oh boy. Gone to the museum today for the first time with my kids under age five and group of friends. My daughter who loves art and was excited to see this place. But throughout the tour, we felt that a staff, a staff was constantly following and watching over us. Make sure your kids don't wipe boogers on the art. That's how it works. Later on, the staff told off my daughter in an aggressive manner not to touch the displays.

It took her by surprise and ran to my arms, crying and extremely upset. Was she touching the displays? Right. The staff just stood there with no compassion about what had happened. We didn't finish checking out the museum as my daughter felt. discouraged and wouldn't want to explore anymore. That kid is in for a fucking rough life. Let me tell you something.

You're about to see it. Wow. Poor customer service overall. So families with young kids, be aware. No, no, families with young kids keep their fucking greasy pizza fingers off the goddamn art. And you probably won't get yelled at that. Don't touch it. Yeah.

You yell at your kids. That's your job. You failed. We don't have to. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You failed. That's your problem.

Mary one star. This is a weird one. Okay. Church art gallery just told me I couldn't take my water in while I viewed an exhibit or while I viewed an exhibition. Uh-huh. I explained I have no saliva due to cancer treatment. Okay. Some serious dry mouth.

Oh, so you've got to have the water. Yeah, so she's saying I need a water. The lady told me I could leave it in a paper bag, not in lockers, but I would have to leave every time I wanted to sip. So every two to three minutes, and it's hot here, I would have to go downstairs to entrance foyer to access a sip. That's stupid. That's ridiculous. It's stupid. I've been to so many art galleries and museums locally and internationally as well as on international flights, and this was approved.

I was very disappointed. Oh, she's got a doctor letter, she says in there too. So she's like, I don't have saliva. I need my water. And they're like, whatever, take it in. Cancer lady's not going to throw her water all over the fun. You know, it's fine. Okay.

Keys, one star. Complete waste of time visiting unless you actually consider laundry hanging on a line, pictures of half-eaten toast, and grocery lists to actually be art. What? I don't know. There were only, because I don't think a lot of them might be artifacts type of thing. Yeah. Or it's art.

I mean, there's a way to make a half-eaten piece of toast art. That's the other thing. If I go in and I go, I don't think that's art. I go, that's probably because I don't know shit about art. And I move on. You know what I mean? Banksy has fucking, there's stencils for Christ's sake. Yes.

Yeah. And you know what I mean? It's still art. It's just whatever you make of them. You can say arts anything. That idiot puts a bunch of fucking bows on light posts through a park and people go, look at the art. Oh my God.

There's bows everywhere. Wow. He's a genius, this guy. Remember the See, it's always sunny episode about art is the best. Oh yeah, it's great. It's fucking great. It's like $20,000 for something.

And they goes, I'd like to return. And the lady goes, oh, I'm not giving you anything for that. Yeah, it's worth nothing. It was valuable to you. That's it. It's valuable to me. That's it. That's art.

That's art. That's art. Everybody. In fact, there were only two actual pieces of the art of art. of art in the place, a pair of Goldie paintings. If this place is a representation of where art is heading in our modern culture and our modern world, then we are all in a lot of trouble. Complete rubbish.

In fact, I've seen rubbish that was more artistic, so probably that's being too generous. I was just going to say, well, that can be art. Okay, anything could be art, really, technically. Okay. Jamie, one star. Well, this is an interesting visit. Normally, we enjoy visiting Christchurch art gallery with our two daughters, and on this occasion it was dad and daughter day with our eldest, 11 years old. All was going well.

Daughter was enjoying the exhibitions, particularly the Pacific ones. We had a brief exchange with one of the staff in an upstairs gallery. Uh-oh. The lady talked to my daughter and asked a few questions. When we came out of one of the downstairs exhibitions, the same staff member was standing in front of us talking about us on what appeared. to be a headset. I'm talking shit about me now. I asked if there was an issue twice,

and she just continued to stare, feeling very awkward, we decided to cut our visit short. We will not be visiting this gallery again. These are the most sensitive fucking people I've ever heard of in my life. The art audience is, yeah. But is it New Zealand?

Are they really nice to each other unless everybody is... From what I've seen of... I saw this show one time that was kind of like a kitchen nightmare but the New Zealand version. And it was some guy from New York goes to New Zealand

and yells at these people. And one thing they said is in New Zealand, politeness is like at an extreme, like, it's all everybody cares about. So he was trying to explain the people because there was people saying, like these restaurant owners were like,

well, I mean, people, everybody seems happy when they leave. They say they liked it. And he goes, people here don't tell you when they don't like something. They'll smile and say it was great and then walk outside and say, we're never going back there again.

They're too polite here. That's the end of it. Yeah. They said, this isn't Brooklyn. No one's going to yell at you and go, that was shit. They're going to smile and leave and never come back. And so I think that's kind of New Zealand's culture a little bit. I mean, yeah, that's nice.

In between calling you a cunt probably. I'll call you a cunt on the way out the door. Just not to your face. Not to your face. Tiggie, one star. Was okay. Nothing special. Lots of security staff around looking very intimidating, especially to art folk.

Anybody's intimidating. Even the people in reception were unwelcoming. I mean, I realize there are precious artworks on display and they need to ensure that they're kept safe, but it does make for an unpleasant tense ambiance. I brought my daughter along with me as she is interested in studying art at secondary school, but we felt uncomfortable and underwhelmed by the whole experience. Won't be in a hurry to go back, which is a real shame. It wasn't an uplifting experience.

very uninspiring and almost oppressed. Oh. That's oppression to you? Oppressed. A guy watched me while I looked at fine art. Oppression. Right. Oppression!

Jesus Christ. Victoria, one star. After reading other reviews, I must have visited it on the wrong day. I've never seen such an array of complete garbage in one place. The building, however, is nice and totally wasted housing such stupid. I feel sorry for the poor rate payers footing the bill for it. They mean taxpayers and all that kind of thing. Okay, let's see.

Let's go to this. Where is the one? Oh, this is good here. Angela, one star, was not impressed. My three-year-old daughter had a balloon and was told she had to hand on to a desk and could not carry it around with her as it was a danger. So we left. There's no way I could take a balloon.

off of her, there would have been tears. Right. Yeah, off a three-year-old. Why can't a three-year-old have a balloon? It's that going to bother. It's a danger. It's a weapon. It's a real danger, I'll tell you.

Here we go. Susan, one star. This, they fucking hate Americans. This is awesome. All right. Okay. I asked where the toilets were and was told the all caps,

restrooms were upstairs. Okay, well, in New Zealand, all caps, we do not have restrooms. Two exclamation points. Do we really have to be little clones of Texas or L.A. and do high fives every five minutes and wear baseball caps in reverse? I do not know what a restroom is. I do not want to rest in there.

People call it what it is. I'm sure Americans will cope with a toilet sign and probably like things to be a little different than at home. Or are they here to experience Starbucks and McDonald's all over again? It's McDonald's. I got news for you. Yes, is the answer. We are here for the Starbucks and the McDonald's. We are.

We absolutely are. We want to see how you do it. You know why? Because John Travolta told us that it's a royale with cheese in France. And I don't know what the fuck it is in New Zealand. We're very excited. What do you guys have? I don't think they have anything.

Because this says McDonald's. Right. It would be like McDonald's. I don't think they've gotten there yet. Yeah, I think they got John Amos standing there talking about. about a seed not having bun or bun not having seeds. This motherfucker. And also, Americans, if we saw a toilet, that means we know where the toilet is and we're

fine with that. Yeah, toilet's fine. Yeah. America is a very euphemistic society where we don't like to say anything of what it actually is. So restroom sounds nicer than toilet. I don't care if you say toilet, but fuck. Who cares?

Jenny one star, the building itself is a magnificent work of art. But the exhibits were utterly disappointed. I mean, yeah. This is fun. Yeban, one star, a, quote, friendly reception lady named Kate, greeted me with, quote, can't you hear? I was very confused. Maybe if you heard better, you'd know what the fuck she was talking about. Yeah.

And then finally, Josephine, one star, the ugliest building ever constructed in Christchurch. They hated inside out, these people. Everybody else said the building's very nice. The building's hideous. Just look at the walls, man. I mean, yeah, who cares? All right, let's get the hell out of New Zealand and let's get back home here.

Wow. We're going to go to New York here. We're going to go across the river from where we're at right now. We're going to go to New Pulse, New York, which you've driven around, New Pals, right across the river, college town. Weird town.

You drive across the river, you get to New Pulse. It's like this long road where it has, it's packed in with houses and little restaurants and all this shit. And then it just ends. There's just a spot where it's not, it doesn't peter out where there's the houses, the restaurants thin out or anything. It's just at the end of the street. There's no more restaurants.

And then it is the middle of fucking nowhere. Like 20 feet that way is just, that's it. It's the end of New Pulse. It's over. It's the weirdest fucking place in the world, New Pulse. Now, New Pulse is, it's a college town. It's where a lot of people I grew up with around here would go to party and shit. You go to New Pulse and they have a million bars and all that crap.

Oh, yeah. Now, we're going to go to the Stewart's gas station here, the Stewart's shop. Oh, it is. And they're not really, they're a gas station, but that's not really the main focus of the whole thing. It's that they, Stewart's is a New York staple here. They have, like, their dairy is really good. They win, like, best ice cream awards all the time. Yeah, their ice cream's a big deal.

Is there a Stewart's dairy somewhere? They make their own stuff. So, yeah, they have to have. Yeah, they make all their own ice cream. And they make all their own brand. stuff too. Stewards, they have their own breads and their own stuff and it's all really, really good and high quality. Great stuff. Everybody in New York knows Stuarts and stops there and likes it. It's one of those places. My son is obsessed with their milkshakes, obsessed.

I mean, I can't blame them. Even their just flavored milks are amazing. Yeah, that's strawberry milk's really good. Yeah, this is like, when it's 11 degrees outside, there's 15 people in there getting ice cream. It's weird. So this is a Stewart shop in New Pulse here. Now, some of them are better than others, I will say. There's some stewards you walk in. They're really nice, and some of them are shitholes. And this one apparently isn't doing so well here. It's described as a convenient store chain serving its own ice cream, coffee, and soda, plus snacks and groceries.

Good description. This is 76 North Chestnut Street in New Pulse, New York, and it has 3.4 stars. Wow. Which is low for a Stewart's. Yeah, that's shocking. Let's find Rory here. Five stars. enjoy this location. All the employees are friendly and quick with the lines, although it's a

busier location. They all hustle. Always a good selection of food and they have coffee out all day too. They deserve a shout out. You bet. Yeah. Their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on the hard rolls are fucking great. I love those things. And I've never stood in line with more than three people there. It's always quick. They're always all the, they're always working both registers the people too. They're working on both sides of the register. Like a QT is what it reminds me of in Arizona. That kind of thing here. And, you know, it's not just, they aren't like bouncing back and forth to each register. It's one register, two lines on either side of it.

It's amazing. One on each side. That registers, yeah, capable of taking two orders at once. That's awesome. They're doing it. Yeah, I like that. Just like a QT. They do the same thing.

Capri Sun gives it five stars. Nice. As a non-New Yorker, this is the best gas station I've ever been to. Wow. Really? Ever. I pride my son. I'm being

a connoisseur of all things gas station. Well, I'm horrified by this person. I've never heard anyone say that before. I just love gas stations. Yeah, why would you spout that so loudly? I pride myself

on being that. And out of every gas station I've ever visited, all caps, this is the best one. This is it. This is it. Their ice cream is exquisite. That is true. Their ice cream is fucking bumping. Their drug squizet for ice cream

is a little much. Their drinks are delicious and affordable and the food is always incredible. If I could only eat at the Stewart's New Pulse for the rest of my life, I would gladly. If they could only eat food that came out of the stewards, they would... That's

crazy. That's crazy. Their pizza's is terrible, by the way. They have pizzas up, too, but it's like gas station pizza. It's like too thick and... I mean, I've heard it tastes fine, but it's not... It's thick and mushy and floppy and I don't care for it. But, okay. Zachary, two stars.

I've been wanting to leave this review for a long time. And I waited to make sure things didn't change over time. He's playing the long game with Stewart's here. He's like, I'm going to feel him out. He's got a whole list of nothing. This place, I'll give him six more months. He's like, I'll check back on him. This is still here.

Stewart's is iconic in this area for their food and coffee. and it's always a complete disappointment at this location because nothing is ever available. I've tried going at various times of day, and it's always the same. Numerous times, there was no cold brew, even behind the counter. There's an older woman who's been making the food since before Stewart's was even in this location, I think, and I'm sorry, but she does a horrible job at filling the food. Fire this old bag and send her to a home. Wow.

Send her out to pastor. She makes tons of one kind of breakfast sandwich and nothing else. And that takes a long time to be finished. And they need help. They need more help in there. Everyone is in line is always complaining. It's just not a happy place. I started going to Rosendale, and it's just as busy in there,

but their food selections always full with all kinds of variety. I haven't even seen a burrito or an empanada or a chicken biscuit in New Pulse in like a year. Okay, just empty rows of what could have been. What could have been? Oh, boy. Whoa, man, that's really funny. Of what could have been. Just pining for a better situation.

At stewards. At stewards. Just empty rows of what could have been. There's something poetic about that. It's really quite horrible and not. even worth trying to go here. Okay. East Coast tips, two stars.

This new stewards has many flaws. People are parked in front of the store and back out when you're coming in for moving traffic and you literally have to stop halfway as you pull in and they pull out. Wait in line? Sure. Have the moving door right where the line of people are and they're constantly making you move out of the way to open the door and to get through. This design of the new store was not thought out well.

The manager is lacking courtesy to customers at times and seems rude. Alice was great. Got rid of fucking Alice and screwed the whole shit out. I think this is just a friend of Alice, really. I think so, too. Yeah. Selena, two stars. I love their milk.

But please turn the volume down in the debit credit card payment machine, meaning I think by the gas pumps. Oh, okay. Because if you... Just blinks at you too. Oh, the sound of... Yeah. You undo it and you put it in and it's like,

Yeah. It's just all of a sudden we'll start to flexwood's casino in Toronto. In America, they come down there. We are all the slots. Smalls, Jack. It's a soft.

That's what it sounds because every speaker's broken because it's been blown out by this loud shit. And let it come on out to Mohegan's son. We got Jay Moore this weekend. Well, my sweats. That's the stats in Connecticut. That's what you say. That's what you hear.

I think actually did something to my eardrum, my ears hurt. Oh, it was that loud? That loud. Okay. Lauren, two stars. I'm an avid and loyal Stewart's customer. I have never had a bad experience until today.

Uh-huh. At this New Pulse location, the ice scooper was nothing but an op. Okay. Now, if you're older or... Forever, perpetually online people say that. Yes. If you're older or not online every moment of your fucking day, an op is an enemy. It's your op-up.

Yes. That's an enemy. So she's nothing but an op. Okay. I don't understand why she would give a pretty girl a hard time. What are you, Lauren? You would think a lot of yourself. She was snarky and hostile.

If you see a young woman scooping ice cream. just go to stop and shop and get a tub there. So if you see a young broad scooping ice cream, you've already gone too far is what that is. She's got you. Yeah. Snarky and hostile. I like that.

That's good. That's fun. Garrett, two stars. Once I ordered ice cream and asked for rainbow sprinkles, they gave me chocolate sprinkles. That's the whole review. One time he got the wrong sprinkles. Two stars, one time he got the wrong sprinkles.

I mean, is there really a difference in flavor of rainbow versus, you know, right? One's chocolate and one's not chocolate. Are they chocolate sprinkles or are they just browns sprinkles? No, no, chocolate sprinkles. Tastes like chocolate. Okay. Yeah, they're fucking good. Or rainbow I love, too.

Or they're terrible on fucking mint chip. I don't like mint chip. No? Well, I guess chocolate would be good on that, not the rainbow ones. No, the rainbow ones would be a mess on there. Yeah. Or the rainbow ones on chocolate isn't good either, I don't think. that'd be bad also.

Liz, oh boy, here we go. One star. At this store in New Pulse, the workers are all very rude, but specifically the girl who wears her hat backwards with the Bob-style hair. This bitch.

This little lesbian. This little lesbian back there with her ice cream scooper. That's what she's insinuating. A backward hat and a Bob. You know that one. God forbid. You know her. They're fucking cargo shorts.

She's an op, that one. That's the problem. That's the issue. Always, wow, always so rude to another level that I finally had to leave a review after she loudly announced to the whole store in the most unnecessary way that my card was declined. Well, if you were being a bitch and then your cards decline, guess what? Everyone's going to know your fucking cards decline. You shouldn't have been a bitch with fucking $4 in your account. Ordering $6.

As soon as it said, declined. She had that grinch smile. I guarantee that one that just like bowed up. She's like, looks like it's declined, ma'am. That's right. And then threw her ice cream in the garbage and said, next. No chocolate sprinkles. Nope.

I've had issues with her giving. me a hard time with my ID. I'm 23. I just look young. And not selling to me, even though they legally have to when I'm of age and paying for something. They think she's got a fake ID. This place, which is a big problem in a college town,

there's tons of fake IDs in college towns. This place is a mess, honestly, and the parking lot doesn't even make sense. Definitely need to take care of that one girl's attitude toward paying customers, though. Well, you weren't paying. Your card was declined. That's the problem.

You put paying in there. Your stipend didn't clear. Get the fuck out of here. You put paying. The guy at the Gulf is always respectful of a paying customer. I bet your card goes through, as well as at mobile. I definitely recommend them over this stewards. The gas is cheaper at Gulf too.

Rick, one star. Absolutely avoid. There is manager there during the day with a mustache that shouts at customers while employees are asking help from other Stewart's employees. And that's the chick with the backwards hat and the bob. She also has a mustache. We're starting to think she's actually a guy. We're not sure.

We're starting to think she's just a guy that has man tits. We're not positive what's going on here. And if she's not a guy, she drives that all-wheel drive Subaru incredibly like a man. It's great. And her name's Bill, which also threw us off. So, I think maybe we fuck this one up.

While in line, this manager aggressively corrected an elderly female customer with a cane, which makes it sound like he had the cane and he corrected her with it by whacking her with it. Right in the thigh. Wow. The elderly female was visibly displeased by being shouted over publicly by a much younger man.

Avoid this, Stuarts. It has gone downhill, four exclamation points, of course. Carlos, one star. You guys are a constant disappointment. Why do you keep coming back, Carlos? Thank you. Why is it constant? It's crazy.

It's the only place. I feel as if the company motto as well as the work ethic of your employees is always good enough. Good enough, I guess, is what he's trying to say. Agatha one star. The employee William, I love it when they name people, short changed me at the register for over $7 and some change after purchasing with money for gas and a drink. The manager had to correct the situation. I would suggest taking him off the cash register because that is a huge. huge error.

Yeah, $7 is, how do you even make that? The machine should tell you how much to give her. That's what I. Maybe he was doing two registers at once. And it got fixed, right? They didn't tell you to fuck off. Right. Who cares?

I don't, who cares? I don't know. Okay. Who gives us shit. Connor, one star. Warning, ladies that work there are so rude, all caps. I feel bad because I do not like to leave reviews, whether it's good or bad, but my experience in the New Paul

Stewart's was super sour this evening. Super simple interaction. This is a college chick, guaranteed because super simple, simple, simple, super, super sour. Super simple interaction where I tried to buy some Coors Light. Legally, I'm 21.

However, I also bought my friend a lemonade and she was with me, not 21. So I could not end up purchasing the beer, which is not the issue. Why are you talking about it then? It was the way in which not one but two employees explained the regulation with a super rude attitude, which led other customers to come up to us outside of the store and ask if we were okay. Oh, come on.

Are you an adult who is not okay by having a fucking interaction with somebody? What is wrong with people? I got news for you. Wow. There are probably men. And they were men that were saying, are you okay? We'll buy beer for you because we know that you're 21. And then you can come drink it at our house.

I don't care how old you are, 21-year-old girl. That's who they were. These were creeps, ma'am. You should be worried about them, not the store. No shit. Wow. I don't want. Also, you knew that you can't buy booze with a minor next to you.

No, it's not your kid. It's your friend who's 20. It's not the same. You can't do that. You go away and leave them in the car. Right. They know you're going to give that person that beer. So you go in by yourself.

You buy the beer and you get the fuck out. of here. By the way, their lemonade is outstanding. Their bottled lemonade the Stewart's brand, fucking, oh, so good. So, I'll be the dirt bag that's got body issues. It has so much sugar. Oh, it has tons of sugar.

That is not good for you. You shouldn't drink it all a time or anything. No, no, no, no. But if you want, like, a good tart lemonade, that's the one. It's good shit. It is packed with fucking sugar. So is every every lemonade is packed with sugar. via diabetic in two weeks if you drink that too much. Yeah, don't drink a lot of it.

I mean, we're talking about people are eating ice cream also. Great point. Could be better for you. That's fact of sugar. Hacked with sugar. Wow. I don't want anyone to be affected in terms of their jobs. Just throwing this out there so the staff may practice more patience and kindness in the future.

I also understand it's a college town so selling alcohol can be really serious business. No biggie. Just handle with more kindness, y'all. Stick to Mobile Sonoco and Gulf here. Oh, God. I hate that person so much. Okay. There are transplants from somewhere else.

Yeah. Yeah. No, people, dude, that shit has spread so far and wide. I see Italian shicks with Staten Island accent saying y'all. And I'm like, why are you saying that? Stop. I want to punch people in Texas when they fucking say that. You, I want to strangle and throw them the fucking Hudson River where you deserve to be.

I hate that shit. shit so much. If you're from Alabama, say y'all all you fucking want. Yeah. If you're from goddamn Westchester, you don't say y'all. You say, if you want to say something that sounds stupid and regional, say U's,

because that's what we say here. If you want to sound like a fucking moron, that's what you say. Say yins. No, that's Pittsburgh. New York is Hughes. Or all of you.

You or you or you guys or anything but fucking, y'all, I hate it so much. Out of the context. Like I said, when you go to Dallas and everyone goes, hi, y'all, I go fine. That's where I am. It's fine. It's like going to New York and having someone go, hey, go fuck yourself. You go, thank you very much. And you wave at them.

It's fine. It's just local flavor. Okay, sorry. Cat, one star. Use the ATM and ask the shift supervisor who was at the register if she could break my 20 for four fives. She immediately rolled her eyes and said she doesn't have fives. And then so I asked for two tens.

She rolled her eyes again and let out a disgusted sigh and took the money and gave it to me, followed by slamming the register drawer closed. That was a very unpleasant experience and it really shows how she feels about her job. I will not be returning if that's how customers get treated. You're not a customer. You use the ATM and got changed from them. That's not a customer. Yeah.

You just buy shit. You just made it very difficult for her to break a 20 for somebody buying anything. Yeah, now you have to deal with that. They had to give you your goddamn change. Christopher One Star, I went in there just to get milk to avoid going to the grocery store. You had one girl working and one girl sitting down in the back. It was a line for ice cream and a line at the register. Hoping to get the other girl to get up, I asked if she was working alone and she said no,

but it did not generate a reaction. Generate is a great word to put there. I left my milk on the counter and walked out. No apology and no attempt to save the sale. I am done with this location. Great. A couple more here. Marissa one star.

Rude manager, Hitham, H-Y-T-H-E-M, yelled at another customer when I was there who was playing their numbers. Playing their number. I'll get him like lot of shit. He made the customer cry. He is a very rude unprofessional manager. Whose lucky numbers? 68.

I would love to have seen that. Don, finally, one star. Delicious ice cream and food. Been going for over 10 years. For breakfast today, I grabbed a sec. A sec? I grabbed a sec and got home only to discover my sausage party sausage patty. I grabbed a sausage egg and cheese.

Bacon egg and cheese is B.C. That's what mainly is sold around here. on a hard roll. That is the New York breakfast staple sandwich. You get sausage too. Sausage egg and cheese. Got home only to discover my sausage party,

not Patty, party. My sausage party was rock hard. No, that's scary. Ah, run, motherfucker. That's great. Rock hard. Well, not if you're if you're into that.

Unless you're not looking for it to me. Yeah. It was rock hard. Lisa Ann would be thrilled. Oh. Oh, so much. It was rock hard due to being over microwaved. When I called to complain, I was told, it happens.

And little concern was shown for my complaint. You called over $1.99 breakfast sandwich that you got at a fucking gas station. You bought a sandwich from a gas station and took it home? Took it home for later. Expected that to be edible. Hot, fresh and edible. Wow. I will never go again.

I'm taking my business elsewhere. Okay. You do that. Well, we're going to take ourselves elsewhere just for a couple reviews here to end this out. And we'll finish off this last one next week. Let's go to the beach, Jimmy. Fuck yeah. I'm very angry.

I've been in stewards and people called me y'all and I'm pissed off about it. Taking this ice cream to the beach. That's right. We're going to the Bordentown Beach. Where's that? Bordentown, New Jersey. Oh, boy. Here we go.

This is at the foot of Park Street, I-295, foot of Park Street and the I-2-95 in Bordentown, New Jersey. 4.3 stars out of 383 reviews. Here we go. Okay. There's only a few of these, actually. We might be able to get through these. Mike, five stars. The beach led to the Crosswick Creek,

which went on for many miles and had many turns, which we enjoyed exploring. We saw turtles, a few fish jumping out of the water, and two eagles. Oh, boy. I love seeing eagles in my yard. I would highly recommend it. Great.

Okay. Benazir, five stars. Great spot to watch a sunset and good for a quiet picnic. Good place for launching boats, too. Kids love just splashing around, although wasn't able to let them go in too deep as I couldn't tell the depth of it. By the way, there's no swimming here at all. Many people reference the fact that you're not allowed to swim here. So he just let his kids out in some disgusting New Jersey boat water. Right. Because there's a lot of boat docks. There's oil everywhere. Don't put your. kids in here. Go swim in the 10W30. Go on, kid. All right. It's all right. We got some dawn in the car.

We'll wipe you off like a fucking seagull that got trapped in a spill. It's no problem. Go swim in the high mileage of joy. Yeah, get in there. Wow. This place is also kept very clean. Here's four stars. Really love the atmosphere and had a great time there.

Water and boats are so beautiful. But the porta potty was so desks. disgusting. You really have, yeah, you real, they're all, by definition they are. Have you ever seen one? Yeah, I went, wow, this was great in here. Oh, I'm going to eat in here. Wow, you know what, let me get that sausage egg and cheese to go. I'm going to take it to the porta potty. You really have to keep up. I mean, people were there having a picnic. You really have to make sure they stay clean. You have such a lovely beach and we really enjoyed our visit. Just keep the Port-a-potty clean.

Yeah. Okay. John, three stars. Sunsets are always the best part of Bordentown Beach. This place is where people launch their boats, people picnic, fish, or spend time in the gazebo. There is no swimming, and it's not the type of beach where you sunbave. It's located on the Delaware River and surrounded by woods and wildflowers.

It's more of a boating place. The sunset's always beautiful. It's a very tranquil place, and I walk there nearly. every day. A nice place to watch the water and relax. Okay, two stars. Joseph, it was listed as Racha Beach where you can swim, but you can't swim or go in the water, and that was a disappointment.

This place is quite quiet and suitable for old people in their 80s. Not just old people, very specific ones. This particular sad. Above 80, really. You got to be above 80 to do that. Then Jeffrey, one star. Hard to fish. Groups of hundreds of swimming, groups of hundreds swimming listening to loud music drinking alcohol.

Hundreds. They're not even allowed to swim at all here. Right. How the fuck are they doing that? Wow. Yeah, yeah. One star. I recommend launching from Trenton.

Security there is polite, helpful, and the ramp is better with no craters like the ramp Borden Town has. Plus, there are no old men sitting by the ramp talking trash to everyone. That's awesome. There's a local man who makes fun of you for not being able to back your boat in. That's fantastic. Mocks you for not being able to figure your fucking boat out. That is the greatest thing in the fucking world. I want to hang out with that guy. Yeah. No, no, left. Not too far. There he goes. Oh, what a fun old guy. Look at this guy. Almost got it.

Oh, there he goes. Not so good. Whoops. Hey, why don't you let your wife try? Maybe she can take a crack at it. You're not doing so hot there, pal. Okay. You haven't done this before?

What are you doing, you fucking moron? I just picture an old man. You ski foos. You ski foos, yeah. Oh, Ron, one star. In regards to the boat ramp, stay away on the weekends. It is pretty busy and people are not very forgiving of anyone that doesn't launch or trailer their boat perfectly.

People make fun of you for not being able to put your boat in. This is New Jersey in a nutshell. This is the East Coast. It's just... They do it everywhere. They just don't do it loudly for you to hear. When I was backing boats and jet skis into the lake in Arizona, if I watched somebody wiggle that shit down, whoever's with me is hearing me mock that person personally.

It's just in the East Coast, you would heckle them with your hands around your mouth going, hey, look at this fucking, you would make fun of them loudly for everyone here. Howard Bullhorn. It's basically a roast. It's a ramp roast every week at this fucking place. I love it. In regard to the ramp itself, it's absolutely the worst and should be called the boat wrecker. If it's low tide, good luck. If no one is there to sell you a day permit, which there usually is not, you will get a ticket and will have to appear in court for theft of service.

Welcome to Borden Town. See you soon. All right. And then finally, we'll end it right here. Diana, one star. This is not a beach and should not be called Bordentown Beach. It should be called Borden Town Boat and kayaking. Okay. I don't see any sand nowhere. Now, no right away, obviously, it's not the greatest English to say. I don't see any sand nowhere. But nowhere is too. words here also, which makes it even worse. It just makes it even worse is nowhere, which helps even more. I don't see no sand, nowhere. No sand, nowhere. And if the beach is left, is to the left, okay, hold on, sorry, start over. And if the beach is off to the left where it is gated and says no trespassing slash boating members only, then that's a shame. Because obviously non-members are not welcome. Yeah. Like I said, lots of docks for boats,

but no beach. There isn't. This is a rocky shore. It's not a beach. It's not for you and your kids to play in the fucking sand. That's not what this is. So we'll leave it at that.

We'll leave Bordentown Beach. We'll make that a little short one. And we will start again next week. We're going to go to an Apple store and be frustrated there. We got a lot lined up for next week. I can't wait to get to. That's going to be some fun shit.

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