Your Stupid Opinions - Used Cars, Basic Beer, Bad Tanning & The Worst Ballpark

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

This week, we check out complaints about 1 star stays at a 5 star hotel, a tanning place with complaints about the wrong tan, used cars, that have been super glued together, the worst stadium in sports, complicated complaints about simple beer & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hey, thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman.

We are excited today for more people's bullshit. We can't wait to hear. I don't know what's more. I don't know what's funnier, the non-legitimate complaints or the legitimate complaints. That's the thing that gets to me. I'm not sure which one is funnier, the non-legitimate complaints or the legitimate complaints. That's the thing that gets to me. I'm not sure which one is funnier, but I have it. I still enjoy the review from Zangs. That Zangs one was wonderful.

And if you missed last week, you definitely want to hear about the accommodator. And one particular man, he really is going to lay it on the line and tell you all about his wife and what goes on internally there. He's got confessions to make. In their relationship. And you're going to want to know about that. But we're going to start this week with something a little bit different, too, because we're going to switch it up all the time here. You know, some of these things we do are like, you know, some rest stop somewhere or 7-Eleven in kind of a sketchy neighborhood. So I'm like, let's think about, let's do a luxury corner here.

Let's figure out some places that normally would be considered very highly rated that you'd think about, you know, just a name recognition. But obviously not everyone's experience is going to be the same. One size does not fit all. So let's talk about a place where you'd think would be above reproach. The Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York City. Oh, so nice. It was in fucking Home Alone.

You would expect this to be. Wasn't that the plaza? It was the plaza. What was the Waldorf Astoria in New York? It's been another size. Who stayed there? A lot of people, I assume. Somebody, but not Kevin McAllister.

Okay. Yeah. Waldorf, and I'll read the about section of it here from Google. It's a luxury hotel in Manhattan. The hotel has been housed in two historic landmark buildings in New York City. The first, bearing the same name, was built in two stages as the Waldorf and the Astor Hotel, which accounts for its dual name. That's where that came from. The Astor family as well. That original site was situated on the Astor family properties along Fifth Avenue.

Opened in 1893. Wow. When this opened, I mean, it was like the place to be. Famous people lived in there. They had apartments that they lived in and stuff. So this is a hot shit historic hotel where it's supposed to be above reproach so let's they have maintained quality in that place for 200 years yeah 130 years of quality unbelievable quality to some people let's find out let's see some people had a good experience here's five stars from simon let's find

out what simon had to say quote best place to stay great lovely staff and lots of places close by i would hope so you're in manhattan so everything's pretty close by no literally right there no more than a couple miles anyway i'll tell you that much the location is great i genuinely thought it was a five-star hotel and was surprised it's only rated four stars on hotel portals definitely punched above its weight oh so because i've never even heard of hotel portals i don't know what that is that may be a foreign app or something he's basing everything on that though i mean if hotel portal said it was for Never mind 130 years of reputation. What's Hotel Portal's have to say about this? Highly recommended.

Loved the iconic Waldorf salad. Oh, he came in, did the whole thing. Oh, I didn't know that. Never heard about that. They still have that there. Here's from Laura. Again, five stars. Perfect.

My favorite hotel in NYC. I loved the location and the view from my room. The customer service was great and attentive. The rooms are comfortable, well-maintained, and clean. Okay. That's the idea. Not bad. Here is three stars.

So it's getting worse here. Okay. Okay. Here's James. All right. We treated ourselves to a couple nights here whilst on holiday from the UK with our two year old son. Yeah. As soon as they said whilst I was thinking the next things better be you're telling me you're from England or else I'm done with your review. If an American uses whilst in a non sarcastic way, I'm out.

I'm out of whatever conversation that if I was in a job interview, I get up and walk away. If the guy used the word whilst and it wasn't kidding sorry i don't need you to file whilst researching whilst researching well why don't you jam this job right up your ass whilst i give you the finger whilst i am disappointed with your hand job yeah Yeah. Downstairs area is stunning. Bars and restaurants are every bit as glamorous as you'd expect them to be. Service was exceptional, as it is most places in the U.S., though not without the typical expectation, which is always a surprise for us travelers. And we wanted for nothing. So the place was great. The room, despite its amble size and grandeur, was a little bit of a letdown due to it looking so tired.

It's 130 years old. I don't know. Give it some mouth-to-mouth, friend. I understand the economics of renovating a hotel and that the loss of earnings make it largely prohibitive. But our room, which had a great view down Park Avenue, was in dire need of redecoration. Wallpaper had patches coming off, curtains were damaged a little bit, and the blinds were three different types due to various replacements over the years. Sure.

Bathroom had condensation damage, which had obviously been painted over a number of times. Pro tip, this doesn't fix the problem. Now, while you're expecting a five-star experience so you're disappointed, we have talked about hotels where there is literally jizz on everything. So this is from our normal. This sounds like a pretty nice hotel. We've stayed in hotels where there's jizz on everything. Remember the Vagabond?

Holy hell. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Us splitting an $89 room in Los Angeles, too. So that's not... That's a bad room. Very, very bad. Okay. We asked for a microwave for our son's food, which

came up rapidly to furnish our little kitchen, which was a welcome surprise. You've got a kitchen? Yeah, it's a little like a suite they probably got here. They said it had grandeur, the room. It must be like a suite. We asked for a microwave. There we go. Also requested some milk for him, which came up in a little like a sweet they probably got here. They said it had grandeur, the room. It must be like a sweet. We asked for a microwave. There we go.

Also requested some milk for him, which came up in a little pitcher and cost me $40. Wow. Holy shit. $40 for a pitcher of milk? For $40, they better bring the cow up in the hallway, milk it in front of you, and then homogenize it right there and pasteurize it and do all of that and then put it right in the glass all in like a minute. Like when they make a Caesar salad at your table, that's $40 milk. Like when they make the guac at a Mexican restaurant. They knock on your door, you open it, and they're like, this is Bessie? And they just put a stool down and start going, rrrr.

That would be the only way that would be. Most expensive milk I've ever bought, possibly the most expensive liquid. It's got to be the most expensive milk on earth. It's a Waldorf story. You've never bought PCP, have you, sir? All right. All in all, it was a holiday, and the cost was insignificant in comparison with the memories we'll take home, and you don't go to the Waldorf on a budget. Yeah.

So, okay. If you're looking for normal-priced milk. That's fucking great. So they responded to him. Oh. There's a response here. here oh this should be good thank you for choosing the waldorf story as your host for your holiday visit to new york city i was happy to learn from your feedback that you found your upgraded room category spacious enough

and charming as well as the view from your room enchanting so he's gonna he's gonna gloss over that room extra you son of a bitch get that we upgraded you we anticipate those shortcomings which you gracefully highlighted to be addressed in the not so distant future and i hope we have the pleasure of welcoming you back to share the results of our improvement firsthand so they said they're they are they did renovate since then that was we got a drywall guy thank you for pointing it out so you'd imagine that was a few years ago that review so you'd imagine they renovated it now it's perfect right we got we got all the affirmation now yeah should be perfect well let's find out this is from this these are

from this year okay uh one star worst place i've ever stayed that you have the milk worst stayed. The milk. Worst. I ordered two milks. I had to sell my car. The room was a joke with paint coming off the wall. Okay, still. If it was a joke, then at least it's funny and then you got something so you shouldn't

complain. Room looked like something in the 1950s. Not in the 1950s, just in the 1950 not in 1950s just in the 1950 and was tiny ruined our honeymoon that we left after one night okay the paint coming off the wall was so bad that it's so bad that you couldn't fuck your wife give me a break here come on terrence the guy's name is terrence terrence get it together terrence you should be worrying about less about the size of the room and the paint coming. You should be knocking paint off the walls.

Terrence, get the fuck in there. What's wrong with you? No, baby. I don't regret this at all. That's not why I can't get hard. Look at the paint. Look at the paint. This room is tiny.

How's a man supposed to get aroused in here? How's a man supposed to perform under these conditions? Quickly, order me a pitcher of milk. I can't take this it's the only thing that could make this better 40 now i'll never get hard oh god jesus my dick's gonna be limp forever now i want an annulment ah never mind yeah that's what it says and then we we've recently divorced sorry terence he didn't divorce. But that marriage is on shaky ground from the start here. I don't think the Waldorf ruined it.

Okay, here's Damon, one star. This is funny. I don't get it, is his first line. This is a good start. I don't get it. Yeah, I like when people jump in the middle, though. He didn't say like, you know, oh, I decided this weekend that I'd go here. I looked at other hotels in the area.

He didn't give you this big, I like that. Just't get it start at the third paragraph don't bury the lead why would anyone pay this much money to stay in a hotel where you'll be only spending very little time in the hotel since you'll be out and about okay what you've just encountered, sir, is the hotel spending paradox that every human being comes to when they think about a hotel. Well, how much time will I spend in there? If you go to Vegas, you don't care because you're barely in there. Welcome to traveling, bud. That's called traveling. And then you balance those two things of I'll be in the room.

I don't need that. Well, that's more money. That's all this little balance. It's called budgeting money that adults do. Really, it's with every purchase. Yeah, where you put up with minor inconveniences to get the reward of what you really want out of this product. That's the thing. Yep, I can afford that house if I don't have this car.

You decide your values, what's important to you, and spend your money accordingly. Damon, we're going to have a talk. Let's sit you down with a financial advisor and explain how money works. You can exchange it for goods and services. I'm going to need you to download the Choice Hotels app and find the EconoLodge nearest to you. Yeah, and then you can say, you know, I'm glad I'm not spending much time in this room. Yeah, I paid 59 for this. I deserve this.

Wow. I'm not spending much time in this room. Yeah, I paid $59 for this. I deserve this. Wow. Basically paying $2,000 to $10,000 to sleep in a bed for like seven hours. How long are you staying there? $10,000? Yeah, how fucking?

The rooms are not $2,000 to $10,000. No way. So they're not. I mean, maybe if there's a presidential suite on a Saturday night, you know, whatever, that might be $10,000. New Year's Eve. Yeah. You know, some award show is down the road or something. It might be.

But outside of that, I don't see it being $10,000 to sleep in a bed for like seven hours. Well, you're allowed to stay there as long as you like. You can sit in the room all the time. They don't tell you, get the fuck out and come back when you're tired. So you're blaming your schedule on the hotel, which they can't help. No matter where you stay, it's not changing that. You don't go up to the desk and go, well, I'd like to stay here tonight. I'll only be in the bed for like seven hours, though.

Can we make a deal? Because I won't be using it. Actually, there's a city ordinance we can't charge by the hour anymore due to prostitutes. Yeah, due to, you know. You can rent it to prostitutes. I don due to, you know. You could rent it to prostitutes. I don't mind while I'm gone. It's fine. Tell them to recoup some of the money.

Sublet it. Yeah, I'm trying to get something. I'll take 10% just to wet my beak. You know what I mean? What a waste of money. It's crazy that people would spend this much money for a hotel. Why'd you come here? You came to New York much money for a hotel why'd you come here you look it's not like you came to new york city looking for a deal well he acted like he fucking walked in ordered a room

with no prices listed stayed there had a good time and then walked down to the desk and he's like what's the damage and they were like 86 000 and he, what the fuck? I didn't expect that. Their rates are not like they don't do hotels like fucking halibut. There's no market value. That's what I mean. It's ridiculous. Like this. There are cheaper hotels.

It's New York City. Yeah, there's hotels. You can get really shitty hotels for very cheap all the way up to $10,000 a night. That's how the city works. This guy chose the wrong one clearly and didn't understand what he was doing. He did say, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get how economics works, how to manage money, how goods and services work.

How does the service-based economy work? I don't get how. services work how does the service-based economy work i don't get how did this guy come from like a village somewhere where they just traded tree bark back and forth for like what do you it's new york it's possible he came he came from like a village like deep in like slovenia or some shit i don't know a lot of people do start their very first city is new york because that's where they landed she came from like a top of mountain and he came from a top of mountain in belgium or some shit and he's never i don't know experience where they just trade pastries back and forth for

okay he goes on hell even paying a hundred dollars for a room is too much money. Well, okay. There's your answer now. There's your answer. We got it. There's your answer. Enjoy bedbugs, sir. That's what you're saying. Go sleep on the sidewalk. Figure it out from here.

You don't need to. You chose the. How did you land on the Waldorf? That's what I mean. Have you never heard of the Waldorf and went, wait, isn't that place expensive? There's also a Super 8 and a Motel 6 and all these different. If it has a number in it, you're probably in good shape. Go there.

Go there, sir. Wow. I'm not rich, but even if I did have a ton of money, I would never, ever spend this kind of money so lavishly. Okay. We're appreciative of your values, but this makes no difference. That's what the hotel costs. You don't have to stay there. Now he's regressing into really wanting to eat the rich.

Yeah, he's just got a whole other plan, which is not the point of what you're doing here. I would rather spend $70 for a motel and give the difference of ten thousand dollars to a worthy cause hungry people are homeless yeah that's nice and great and you should do that sir i should i tell you no one's stopping you from doing that i am crediting the waldorf historia with becoming the the most amazing institution for forcing people into philanthropy. That's good. Beautiful. They figured it out.

I don't even know what the hell this person. I get it. That's great. I do have one tip for you, Damon. I would be shut the fuck up probably because you sound very dumb when you talk. Let's just say that. I mean, yes, charity is but there's you're also i don't okay you don't blame the waldorf you should have held the delete button for a very long time after you finished all of this oh shit um okay this one here this is from six years ago the same

era as the other guys so let's find out one star from mf so that's good okay we stayed at the hotel before before in the towers the suite was big and roomy but dated the hotel's location and staff are it's only vice are it's only vice i guess they mean drawback but they don't know what vice means i think yeah because okay i think they're saying that those those are good though because you can't I guess they mean drawback, but they don't know what vice means. I think, yeah. Are they addicted? I think they're saying that those are good. Because you can't say the location of the Waldorf is not good. It's the perfect location in New York City. So that's why it's there. Yeah, it's not leaving it.

So yeah, there's a vice. It's staying there. The staff probably kiss your ass. I think they don't know what they're talking about. I came back a few days later to be checked into a room that smelled like cheeseburgers and like a barbecue was still going on. Oh, was there a barbecue in a Waldorf Astoria room? That would be weird.

It sounds great. I honestly cannot describe how stinky the room was. Yeah, I don't mind if it smells like barbecue sauce and cheeseburgers in there. Holy shit. Is this extra? I'm pretty happy. And you're going to make more money on room service off me too because i will be ordering cheeseburgers yeah it was past midnight when we checked in so we stayed otherwise i would not stay even if i had a gun to my head the the

hyperbole that these people are expressing i will blow my brains out before smelling cheeseburger. Not a fan. Wow. Here's one. One out of five. Never been there, which means it's probably a waste of money. Because you're the arbiter of all that is good and worth the money. Philosophy BA. That's their screen handle.

Wow. I don't even know what. Wow. That is. This is something handle. Wow. I don't even know what. Wow. That is. This is something else. Okay. So we've stayed at the Waldorf. Oh, they have some.

That must be the bitchiest clientele that I've ever heard at a business. I feel like it's a lot of people from places that are less expensive than Manhattan, which is like most places on earth. On earth. You know what I mean? Everywhere else. So that's understandable. And they get there and they're like, I have sticker shock probably of what the fuck. But that's one of the nicest hotels in the city.

That's what you get. I mean, it's the fucking Waldorf. It's like a cliche. Like, what do you think? This is the Waldorf? You know? And you're staying there for the history of New York City, of two hotels that merged and married together.

And it's, yeah, it's dated because that's called, right, it's historic. It's amazing. It's crazy. So now we're low on money. We've blown $10,000 on a hotel room. We're very low. We get back home to Beaumont, Texas. Oh, boy.

And we need a new car, but we can't afford one, so we have to go get a used car. Oh, shit. So let's go to Jerry Allen allen motors in beaumont texas and find out what they're all about shall we yeah okay um first of all like we say we like to be fair gotta start out with a five star see what someone's had a good experience it's not all bad okay here's from jessica five stars okay omg. He has some awesome cars with awesome deals. Okay. This person.

Jerry's also got some sick abs. He's hot. Or Jerry's daughter, Jessica, decided to give dad a review. Or Jerry gave his daughter's friend, Jessica, a good deal on a car. Yeah. Just got my car today from him in a couple years i'll be back to buy our daughter a car from him oh i think she's hot for jerry i think so too uh here's kenneth he's also a five-star guy yeah when i bought my car the staff was very nice and mr

allen helped us out when we were a little short on payment, he would wait until we could get a full payment to him. Wow. Where's this guy? How does he have so much money? Also, I picture him with like a little book, like an old-timey guy, like, hold on a minute. I'll scratch this off and say Tuesday. Is this not run by computers?

What the hell is going on here? I'm in the process of trying to buy another vehicle from him, and the gentleman I spoke to was very nice and courteous, and my experience with Mr. Reyes has been nothing but great. Hoping to get the vehicle that I was looking for. Terrific. Okay, Jennifer hasn't had quite the same experience here. She gives one star and is not happy. And also, hers has four thumbs up as well. People agree with her

the last person kenneth there who said what a great guy he is and lets you pay on time and shit he only had two thumbs up so okay let's see here all right bought a car from him two weeks ago took in for a look over and found out there is oil in the coolant oh no exclamation point that doesn't seem good those don don't mix, right? No. No, that's. I don't think. You just got to mix a little oil in with your press stone.

That's how it works there. Is it bad injectors or a fucking head gasket or something? Something's wrong. Somehow that shit's mixing and that's not good. Fluid shouldn't be mixing, I don't think. That's bad. He did this to a 17-year-old. Oh, he did.

Bastard. Well, that's a lesson you just learned at 17. That's bad. He did this to a 17 year old. Oh, he did. Bastard. Well, that's a lesson you just learned at 17. It took. It's a good lesson. Yeah. It took Damon a long time with that hotel room to learn it. I feel like he's an adult. So good for you, Jennifer.

All the cars on the lot have something wrong with them that he doesn't fix until you're approved for the loan. OK. Oh, so they just sit there shitty. Yeah. Yeah. And then i'll be like i'll make that thing start now now that we've yeah now that we've gotten the money out of them and we can clear the can figure out what the over what we made over it then we'll fix it now let's

take a listen to that engine purr all right uh his website inventory is a joke. A joke, man. That's for me, a joke, man. But yeah. When asked about a vehicle on the website, they say, well, that's not accurate because cars get stolen from here. What? Huh? There's so many cars stolen that they don't have half their website inventory? Your website inventory is off because you had cars stolen. We took pictures.

We put everything up on a daily basis. By the morning, half the cars are gone. So we have to take new. We never know if we have an inventory. Call it up. Call about the Cadillac, the DeVille. Yeah, that one was stolen last night. That one was stolen.

How about the Lincoln? Also stolen. What about that Honda Civic? Damnedest thing about that one. Stolen the night before. You are not going to believe this. Seems like it would be prudent for this guy to just post somebody out in the parking lot, pay him 12 bucks an hour just to sit there all night.

They could be shooting meth. It doesn't matter. Just keep an eye on the cars. Maybe throw some chain link up around this place. It feels like it's in a bad neighborhood. It sounds like it. Yeah, just half the cars are being stolen. We'll never go here again or recommend.

Well, I would assume not if you have oil in your coolant. Here's another one here. One star. Oh, boy, this is fun. Mr. Jerry is a liar. Mr. Jerry. Mr. Jerry. That's what I'm saying.

Mr. Jerry. That's funny. It sounds like a housekeeper came and bought the car. Like the housekeeper from Family Guy. Mr. Jerry is a liar. Mr. Jerry. Yeah. Consuela from Family Guy.

Mr. Jerry is a liar. His cars are no good. All he wants is money. Yes. That's right. I love her and I want to give her a big hug here. She learned a lesson, too, in buy here, pay here, shitty car dealerships. No shit.

No recourse is what that means. And you can't go to a bank because he is the bank. Right. All he want is money. All he want is money. I think that should be on his sign. Jerry's Auto. All he want is money. I think that should be on his sign. Jerry's Auto. All he want is money.

By the way, half our cars have been stolen tonight. All I want is money and all my cars back that have been stolen. Money and a chain link fence is what I'm looking for. He has a mechanic that acts like he's fixing your car but is not. So you just got a guy. I just see him doing phantom wrench movements in there. Comes out greasier. Well, it's all fixed up now.

He just bends over the car with half his ass out and then goes, it's all done. Gets on the little thing, goes under it. You just hear like ratcheting noises and then he comes out. Well, that's that. Takes a little grease on his left hand and rubs it on his forehead that there was a toughy got her fixed right now got her purring like a kitty though now humming like a top um wow uh let's see here bought a truck from him was only able to drive it for a month and a half before it stopped working. Oh, no.

That's not great for a car. Then Mr. Jerry said, if I put it in the shop he used, I would pay the price he would pay for the parts. So I'll give you the parts at cost is what he said. Took my truck to the shop. When the shop when the shop called mr jerry went back on his word oh he's mr jerry shame shame jerry um that's not nice i don't like that very unprofessional cars online is not the same on the lot again thievery rampant please find somewhere else to get a car from.

Jesus, that's interesting. Let's find out if Roderick had a better time. Okay. Roderick, one star. Sorry, no, Roderick had a tough time as well. I wouldn't buy anything from this guy. He has a very bad attitude. That's it?

Well, no, there's more. All right. By the way, I can't understand reviewing a place that you haven't done commerce with yeah he's saying i would never buy anything i would never it seems like he went in to look at a car based on this we'll see okay and how do you tell a person not to open the sunroof until they have bought the car oh because it doesn't work man it doesn't work or if it works it's like some clicking yeah it's precarious if it works at best and it doesn't work, man. Because it doesn't work. Or if it works, he's like. It's meant to make some clicking. Yeah. It's precarious if it works at best and he doesn't want you to break it.

If you open it, it may not close again. We just got it closed. We just got it closed. I bought the car and you don't know anything about the inside of the car. You just worry about the motor and transmission, but you can't worry about that too much because the left side of the engine was covered in oil. Okay. One oil. Okay. One star.

Yeah. Don't touch the sunroof. You're not allowed to go inside the car. Don't worry about all that oil. I say I'm walking away. Don't buy that car. Yeah. Mr. Jerry, I'm disappointed.

Okay. Here we go. One star again for Mr. Jerry. Do not go here! Three exclamation points, all capital letters. mr jerry do not go here three exclamation points all capital letters after a year of paying on my 10 year old car i found out that it actually cost more than what patrick johnson had initially told me it costed well how fucking pat you don't know how fucking apr works man come on patty j yeah i don't know i don't think you have interest have been a... After taking a closer look at my contract, it costed twice as much.

Yeah, interest. I called the office for some help, and Patrick himself told me it had nothing to do with him and that I had to handle it with the finance company, even though he was the one that dishonestly sold the car. Don't go here. They will scam hardworking people out of their money. My goodness. When you go to a car dealership don't answer what payment would you like to be at just answer i don't want to pay

more than this for that car that's my payment yeah the pain that's that's what the problem people make is the payment well a payment well we'll stretch it out to 10 years and get your fucking payment you want but that doesn't mean that you're not going to pay eighty thousand dollars for a six-year-old zion fucking there you go box car um so here is one star again from genie here bought a car from this dealer in december no wonder they were easy to deal with the car is always breaking down they were jacked to get it off the lot if you have shit inventory they'll high-five you when you buy it. Hell yeah. Took it to a mechanic since it was overheating.

We were told some parts were just super glued for temporary fix. What? Super glued. What could you possibly super glue? On an engine. In the coolant. He super glued the fan blades on. Allegedly, parts were super glued to an engine so it could, I guess, literally stay together as it goes down the block and then wheels start falling off and shit because it's super glued.

Wow. I don't even know what to say about that. That is fucking wild. Is Jerry the guy from fucking Scrooge that staples antlers to mice? This is crazy. It seems like it. This is holy shit, man. All right, last one here. Super glued.

Super glued. I mean, well, maybe that's an anomaly. We'll give it one last try. Jerry, you got one last chance to redeem yourself here. Richard, this is from Richard. One star from Richard. I just got a car Friday. Okay, so he bought a car from here.

I should have known something was up. That's not a good start. There's a lot of whispering. People were whispering. They were giggling when I would turn around. As I went to sign my name, they high-fived each other, which I thought was weird. A lot of smell of super glue in the air. i got a little bit high i gotta be honest with you i think i was tipsy from the glue he said it was just the bearings but it ended up being a lot more

i thought they were a more respectful business i called to let him know that what he thought was a bearing ended up being the trans mission i assume that that's a lot more. Mount and motor mounts. Oh, God, shit. It's more than bearings. So much money. They did not car that they lied to me. I don't know what that means. Care, care. There you go. He didn't tell me the engines

have been worked on. Just poor communication because I would have bought another car. This was my first car to buy and it was a bad mistake. Thanks, Juan. Oh, Juan did it. Apparently Juan said if Juan recommended to go there, Juan sold him the car. Not happy with Juan whatsoever.

Okay, so we have our car. Yeah. It's all super glued together, and we're ready to go on the road here and do something. Hurry up and get us somewhere before the tranny goes out. That's why we have to so let's head over to the soon to be demolished uh-huh tropicana field in tampa for a baseball game let's go see a game or a concert or whatever it's the worst stadium in the history of the major leagues and it's been around for over 25 years somehow and they're finally getting plans to build a new one really finally yeah the devil rays are getting a new one huh finally yeah what it's a pile of shit this place it's a big dump

and it's in a bad area it's in saint petersburg yeah so yes would be the answer to that so you got to start out with a five star some people have to like it here's um great stadium five stars oh the stadium had excellent food options and their team score i mean our store some people have to like it. Here's a great stadium. Five stars. Oh, the stadium had excellent food options and their team score. I mean, our store, I'm sorry, had a great layout.

The raise petting area was a cool feature. I guess you can pet. Oh, wow. Yeah. You can view the raise tank from above with a very nice view to the field. Atmosphere was great and it was well air conditioned. Parking was easy and no wait to get in through the doors was a plus they basically said it was a costco with stingrays to pet also

your team stinks there's no line to get in well no they've been good scarily have they lately when they're good who the hell wants to go there is the problem yeah well yeah it's still tampa st v clearwater area yeah So here's one star. Okay. Well, I like when they start out with that. Well, my wife and I have visited almost half the stadiums in the league, and this was by far the worst. Sadly, I can't say I was disappointed based off other people's reviews. Yeah, you can just look at this place and go, they play baseball in there? Ugh. It looks like we'd have a tractor show or a wedding expo or some shit like a boat show or something.

Are there exposed steel I-beams? On the top, I think there is. Yeah, because you hit the beams and they're in play. I've been to the area. I know where the area is. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Ground rule doubles off the speakers and dumpy shit like that. You can drive by and see this the monstrosity that it is it doesn't look great to be in either no well he says right

from the outside from the garbage laying around the stadium yeah to the lack of care by the ushers not even attempting to break up a fight that started wow at least they didn't bet on it i mean that's you know if they were like i got five on the ball guy, that's wrong, I think. But to just watch it. Yeah. A lot of times those ushers are like 77 years old, so I don't expect grandpa to come in here and start breaking up a fight. That's not their job. They have security for that.

I don't think I've ever seen an age-appropriate person working in a ball field that could actually do anything to stop a fight. No, ball fields are like movie theaters. Everyone that works there is 12 or 80 there's no in between and all they're to do is either grab balls that are out of play to get the next play going or point and say over there yeah yeah they're not there to do anything you show them your ticket and they go that way yeah that's their section go there to the shattered bottles on the ground this was exactly as expected. Also, inside, apparently, yeah. Also, the only way to the upper deck is Tampa. So, I mean, let's...

They're shitting glass there. These bastards are crazy. Just sounds like Ybor City he just described to me. Except for the roosters, I think it's Ybor City. Also, the only way to the upper deck was by elevator, so it took 20 minutes to get to your seat. That's annoying. Sorry about the ADA. Well, the only way, though, there should be stairs, too. Oh, there's no stairs? upper deck was by elevator so it took 20 minutes to get to your seat that's annoying sorry the ada

well i the only way though there should be stairs to every other park there's stairs or like a ramp or some shit there's got to be stairs yeah he's an idiot yeah you can't just have an elevator exactly if there's a fire just jump down what a dipshit gotta have the only way no it's not you know it's not you just didnon. No, it's not. You just didn't look. You didn't look or you're too fucking drunk to find it or something. Or you're too Tampa to find it. Too Tampa to find it.

The only positive is that there were free refills on the souvenir cup. Oh, that's nice. For sodas. Yeah, a lot of stadiums do that. So, wow. Okay, here's one star again. All right. The stadium wasn't bad. However, their new beer system where you scan your credit card, then grab a beer out of the cooler does not work.

Okay. This mad about beer. There's a whole paragraph. Yeah. Technology sucks. I was overcharged multiple times. You can't tell me how much it actually charges you until three days later when your bank clears. It just puts up a $25 hold on your credit card every time you walk in.

I talked to the people standing next to the gates and they said, oh, well, you can just complain to your credit card company if it's wrong. Your credit card company is not going to say it's fraud since you have no proof of receipt of how much you spent. I would recommend not using this and just going to a person to serve you beer. That's not true either. You can definitely dispute anything on your credit card. So that's one store and one thing in a giant stadium where fucking 18 guys played a full game and there was food and cheering and your kid had all this stuff

and that's one star. See, that's one thing can't be that bad. That's bad. Okay, we'll do the last one for Tropicana here. Okay. One star. By far, it was the worst MLB experience I've ever had. How many have they had?

That's what I need to know. Don't say. But it seems like no matter how many, the review would explain it. The stadium makes you feel like you're in a rundown circus tent. Yes, that's what it looks like. That's a good way to put it. Yeah yeah there's definitely some fucking sad elephant performing in there absolutely the food was nasty i got a burger because i figured that was hard to mess up but to my surprise i was very wrong well it's not hard to fuck up that's james super easy to

fuck up yeah very trust me the burger was up. Yeah. Very. Trust me. The burger was so dry. It was done to whatever level is beyond well done. Yeah. They were just making sure this is going to sit here for a while. So people need to be able to eat this and not get sick. We have a right. We have a fucking train of these on the griddle.

I am cooking everything out of them until there's nothing alive. You cook it to carbon and then it can sit there and it's not until there's nothing alive you cook it to carbon and then it can sit there and it's not it's nothing can grow in it anymore cooking it to material that takes up space in your stomach that's it it's nothing else that's all it is the jumbotron is full of junk no one cares about okay well that's just that's a really that's every stadium everywhere who fucking cares what's going on? The actual scoreboard is hidden. The worst part is the fans, the biggest mouths of any park I've been to, but weren't clever or witty. Yeah, you've just described people.

You were looking for free entertainment from the public? That heckler isn't as witty as I would have liked him to be. That guy with a day job who happens to not be a comedian is not very funny. Who's drunk and screaming at the left fielder doesn't have the level of material that I would expect from a major league ballpark. Wow. I expect this from AAA, not from the MLB. Not the majors. This is minor league behavior here.

Then he goes on to say, shut up real quick when they went down by five runs. Yeah, this person went to see the opposing team and hates the fans, which is a fine experience. The girl selling the 50-50 raffle was nice, though. Okay, well, that's positive. Tickets to raise games are a great gift for anyone you hate. That's witty. That's witty. That's fucking great. And basically there's a million ones that are, this is a dump.

Always check. A lot of people say check your receipts at the concession stands because they'll charge you for three churros when you only got two churros. I've seen that multiple times. That's a problem apparently. Yeah. It's also the internet access is poor the wi-fi their wi-fi kind of sucks this is another problem they have that that i don't i don't want to besmirch an entire state you know what it's florida uh florida has a big problem

with people walking by your pocket with those fucking swiper things that because your card can just be you don't have to use the card you can can just walk by and wave it on somebody's wallet. And if they have the touch, they can just charge you for things. So fucking don't take a credit card, man. Bring cash. All cash. We're going all cash, damn it. Not even cash.

Go old school. Go on traveler's checks. I brought traveler's checks. Anything else? Bring Bitcoin and try to get change for that. Bring gold bullion. It's harder to steal. It's's heavy bring silver bars with you keep your card in your chest pocket or something man i don't know what to tell you it's florida it's wild out there you know what one one more

review because this is just short and sweet one star from brian this place is a travesty to all of baseball well good for you they're getting a new one. It makes Miami look like a Hall of Fame park. Vomit in my lap. Wait. Did he get vomit? Okay. I assume there'd be more to the review of that if he was actually vomited. That's the first sentence, I imagine.

I've been vomited upon. This place is terrible. So let's do this now. We we've we bought a car we drove all the way here we went we sat inside of a it's a roof it's an indoor stadium it's got a roof on it so we're gonna be gonna be kind of pasty we need a tan now let's get some sun let's get some sun let's go buy ourselves a nice tan what do you say jimmy never mind any of the sunroof doesn't work in the car we may as well yeah yeah we were not allowed to open the sunroof so let's head to atlanta on our way on our way out of florida here

with our hair on fire and stop by at palm beach tan at 9 50 west peach street a peach tree street which is every goddamn street in atlanta northwest here palm beach palm beach they're using a florida name for something in georgia palm beach tan yeah all right let's see here what do we got here again gotta start with five stars yeah gotta start with five stars the store manager is amazing oh okay she, knowledgeable, walks you through the steps, suggests items to help your tan based on your skin tone. Okay. These are helpful things, I assume. I've never gone tanning, but that seems like what you'd want.

Prices could be better. Well, you're getting service. And you're getting a tan, and you're not tan. You're not tan, and it's winter. You're going to get one. So I don't know what to tell you. Products should come with bag holders that are not cheap advertising for the store. Oh.

Okay. Apparently you got to hold your bag. I don't know. Especially when you pay $100 plus. $100 for a tan? Go the fuck outside. Yeah, that's free. It's 1,000 degrees outside in Atlanta.

I bet you get tan if you walk outside. Try summertime and just sit on the roof. Sorry. Everybody's a little tasty in the winter. That's life. Or go on a vacation to somewhere warm and get tan. But $100 to go in and have a bath. Lay down.

That's weird. It's always clean. One thing is the staff needs to exemplify how the store manager is when she is not in the store. They seem too busy to help when you're the only customer in the store. But I would recommend it. Okay. Okay. That's good.

So some people, they love it a lot here. Again, five stars. Really awesome staff. Very friendly and helpful. Ginny, I think that is how she spells her name, G-I-N-N-I, is especially nice and friendly. Highly recommend Palm Beach Tan. They love it. Okay, Travis, not quite the same.

Travis had a bad time. One star for Travis. He had a hot date that night. He wanted to get a good glow and just didn't work out. He paid a lot of money and his wife came back even whiter. Yeah, he was like, what happened to you i said rihanna not fucking what's you guys need to do better it's been almost two months since i've mentioned to multiple associates that the monterey spray for the versa machine has not been spraying at all oh for. For Christ's sake, get your head out of your asses

and realize that the... Trying to look like a guy from Monterey. The Monterey spray for the first... So this guy goes... It's been almost two months since... So he's been in there multiple times and the sprayer's not working. He gets a lot of spray tans, which makes me think Travis is an

asshole and I don't care about his review. I want the Monterey. I keep having to get the San Juan. It's too dark. Men who spray tan, unless you're, I don't know, a professional bodybuilder, or that's it, pretty much. You don't need a spray tan if you're a man. You never need it.

If you're a wrestler, and it's in your gimmick, get after it. After that, stop it. Yeah, like if your name is like you know beach bobby something then yeah get it go but otherwise don't worry about it your name is the surfing bird surfing bird get your goddamn shit all assured me it was working prior to me wasting my time what that means no quality checks or assurance next question mark now you're out of catalina spray too for fuck's sake i need to get a california city name tan right now what is wrong with this place all they have is the del mar this is both fucked i don't want the la Jolla you cunt fuck you Ginny I swear to god

I'll give you the back of my fucking hand don't you take another step near me with the Malibu I will not have it Ginny Oceanside's running out too oh for Christ's sake oh Travis Travis Travis I don't like you at all sir

what a dickhole what a fucking dildo Travis is. His nickname is the accommodator, I think. Because he's a chin dong. Chin dildo himself. I don't like you, Travis. Disappointed and underwhelmed. Yeah.

They did respond. That's your wife. Yeah, she's underwhelmed with your attitude as well. And your penis, Travis. Yeah. Travis, thank you That's your wife. Yeah, she's underwhelmed with your attitude as well, and your penis, Travis. Yeah. Travis, thank you for bringing this to our attention. Oh, you got a reply. You got a reply.

We're so sorry that you were disappointed in our salon, and we'd like to speak to you to discuss the experience, if you're willing. Please send us an email with your full name, phone number, and a link to the review, and we'll have somebody reach out to you ASAP. Uh-huh. I don't want to fuck up. Okay, one star again. Here we go. Here's Brooke now. Brooke? a link to the review and we'll have somebody reach out to you asap i don't want to fuck up okay one star again here we go here's brooke now brooke i have had a horrible experience with this place okay all right not only were they unclear with all of their rules from the start oh i thought you rent the room out and you can do whatever you want in there

turns out not allowed to do do whatever you want in there. Turns out not allowed to do a YouTube cooking show in there. They said, no, it's weird. I was I set my stuff up. I was very disappointed. Not allowed to film an OnlyFans clip. Not allowed to do that. Not allowed to film a gangbang in there, which I thought would be the perfect room for it. It's got the palm trees up and everything.

It's a nice light bed. You can see it. I was directing. The trees up and everything. It's got a nice light bed. You can see. I was directing. The light is nice. I was directing a film. You know, that's what it is. It was a film. It's a real film, you know.

You're going to get a lot of pub for this. I think it is. The lady in it is Meryl Streep's niece. So here we go. Not only were they unclear with the rules rules but the staff is very condescending when you are unaware and not willing to help at all hated every experience i had definitely do not recommend okay my goodness okay here's another person here one star and it's a it's a mouthful here we go yeah they have a lot to say. This is Fancy Joker is the person.

Okay. Critical. It says cleanliness, professionalism, quality, and value. I'm upset with all of it. All of it's a problem. Yeah. I have been coming to this location for years, all capital letters, years. Yeah.

And now, since they have hired new people, I've been getting very rude, all capital letters, service. Two people I've been getting very rude, all capital letters, service. Emily is the manager, and she was so extreme with one, two, three, four, seven, six O's. Extremely rude to me about my account because of a mistake they made on their end. When they froze my account, they did not downgrade me. So when I unfroze, I was charged an excessive amount when I clearly stated that I wouldn't be tanning anymore because of the UVB rays and learning more about them. Okay. So she did research on tanning and realized it's bad for her. And realized, oh, my God, this is terrible for you. Weird.

I've been doing this for years. Which then, when she froze my account, she left me at a diamond when I clearly stated that I would try the spray tan, and if it didn't work, then I would cancel completely. I wanted to unfreeze, and they still charged me for the price of the tanning bed diamond membership, which is outrageous to me as a customer who had spent thousands of dollars in this location for them, all caps, not to correct their error. Their, not mine. Okay. Emily clearly heard me state I would never use the tanning beds again, and now, after speaking with her today, she refuses to make things right. Emily, you bitch.

This is... How could you? How could you? So, my hand is forced to leave this review because I'm just surprised that I would receive this type of service after spending several thousand dollars here. You should have your fucking head examined if you spent several thousand dollars tanning. I want you to talk to the guy who said I should just give the remainder to the homeless people and the hungry people because you have too much money if you're spending thousands of dollars on tanning holy shit um we'll never return or spend money here ever again in my life oh wow that was some shit um this is a very short review total opposite two stars from catrin there's a lot going on in there too much cheating oh cheating what that is that is

the most the books people fucking cryptic yeah is it like hot swinging times in the tanning beds like oh don't go in the monterey room it's you know she's in there blowing travis it's wild apology yeah travis is in there getting railed by henry you don't want to go in there i don't know what's going on here um wow that is uh something okay uh now one star okay was going to check it out but all the parking spots were full oh it's a high traffic area what do you want what do you want me to do it's on peach street it's almost like they're busy and atlanta's got every goddamn area in Atlanta is a high traffic area. Have you ever been there? It's all traffic.

That's all it is. It's just walking down the street for two blocks. I almost saw like eight car crashes. It's crazy. The only good part is you don't. It's the economically it works out because you don't need to buy or rent anywhere to live because you're just in your car the whole time anyway. So when you leave work, just go take a loop around the city you'll it'll take you that long to get back to work and you're good that's it it's unbelievable yeah a day or night just traffic

constantly it never stops sleep in a mall parking lot because there's like 47 000 malls there to speak is sleep in a mall parking lot and you're okay. Yeah, they got malls across the street from malls. I've never seen that before. No. Who the fuck has? Full ass three-story mall directly across the street from a full ass three-story mall. It's the weirdest shit ever. I don't understand that. It's all over the place too.

Yeah. I've stayed at like six different hotels there all across the street from a mall and none of them are near each other. So I don't know how it's possible, but it's possible. So all I know now is we're thirsty. We went to the ballgame. We've been tanning. I assume if you're in a tanning booth, you're probably sweating under those lights.

Those UVB rays suck it out of you, James. You come out here. You got nothing. I got to replenish myself. So what am I going to replenish myself with? Let's do something old-fashioned. We're going to just find reviews of just the plainest beer we can find we need a nice beer let's find out how people how people review beer okay domestic shitty beer mgd miller genuine draft one of the worst it doesn't get more basic than that when you get that you go well

i guess i'd like to be drunk and i don't mind having a headache in five hours fine this is this is all they had here we go let's loosen up everything in my stomach sounds good all right black label it does look badass it does it looks cool then you're drinking your jesus what is in this am i now a badass this is from beeradvocate.com oh where they have all reviews of all beers, including craft beers and even regular beers. So this person gave it 4.83 out of 5. MGD. Holy shit.

Yeah. This is a good, smooth-tasting traditional lager for a backyard barbecue or sitting by the pool on a hot summer day. What is this, a J.Crew catalog ad? What the fuck are you doing? Or sitting by the pool on a hot summer day. What is this, a J.Crew catalog ad? What the fuck are you doing? If you're looking for something, quote, crafty, then look elsewhere.

Yeah, because craft beer isn't $7 a case. That's how you can tell what kind of beer it is. I gave the man $7 at the register, and he gave me $3 and change and a case of beer and a koozie just to throw it in but if you're looking for a good lager at a decent price then MGD is the beer you want I've been drinking it since the 80s okay there's

the answer right there yeah their taste buds are destroyed exactly and I haven't found a mass producedproduced beer that's better. Okay. Really? 2.68 out of 5, the next person. So middle of the row.

Look. Not like, look, motherfucker. Look like I'm going to talk about the look of the beer. He's going to break this down into sections. It's MGD. Okay. Yeah. They've got a NASCAR.

It's not good beer. After taste, you get drunk that's it i suggest it with like hot dogs or burgers or something with like a mustard on it that can really take the taste out of your mouth you need something potent and strong that you're comparing it with so clear golden yellow with 1.5 fingers of white head that dissipates quickly sir you are doing this to the wrong beer are you don't you are you getting craft beer fancy with talking about fingers of head are you joking the man drinking this works on his winnebago on thursdays don't there's dive bars that have cans of this for 75 cents right now. They throw it to you.

Don't you dare with the fingers. They open it and throw it to you. There you go. And they say heads up. Heads up. Subtle hints of smell. Subtle hints of wheat. Not much aroma.

No. No. It's almost water. That's right. Taste. Clean lager flavor with hints of corn. Piss. It tastes like piss.

Who can discern the individual taste in a Miller Genuine draft? This is unbelievable. Like it's a $500 bottle of wine. It's a can of piss. It's $1.98 for a 40 ounce, man. What do you want? It's served in 40 ounces. It's not good beer.

And quartz and every other denomination. Jesus. Feel light bodied with moderate carbonation. would say dizzy but all right yeah i feel a little tipsy and dizzy and kind of nauseous too overall drinkable but nothing special this is a passable beer if or if you're a college kid or with a very limited budget you've just described it you could have just said that this is fine if you're a college kid or you don't have a lot of money drink this beer we get what that means if you have to find someone of age to buy it for you it's fine or if you just hate your ex-wife and you're trying

to punish yourself that's a good beer for it too also fine okay so 1.29 out of 5 yeah okay this person is an asshole let's just say that okay quote pretty sure i won't like this dot dot dot well thanks then for doing this for us but hey i really want to reach 400 reviews on beer advocate so let's give it a go okay at least they're honest yeah contains corn syrup it's an as it's american this is probably genetically modified everything in america has corn syrup in it that's yeah yeah it's i mean the cigarettes have corn syrup in it it doesn't matter and it's mass produced so it's probably genetically modified i assume assume. Oh, well, I had a shit day and really needed a beer, so fuck it. Bad avoid. You just said that's the motto of Miller's Genuine Draft.

It's the magic words. I think it's on the can. It's like In-N-Out has the Psalms on the bottom. I think that's what it is. You've had a really shit day and really need a beer, so fuck it. I think it says, oh, well, you've had a shit day and really need a beer, so fuck it. That's right around the bottom, right? I thought so, anyway.

I could be wrong. I haven't drank it in a while. Oh, but it's brewed in the Czech Republic, so hopefully not. Who knows? Okay. Okay. Quite a pale color.

Light head. Again. Aroma is unexciting and pale like the appearance not that pale is an aroma but it still describes it purposely or perfectly slightly ricey and corny okay much neither of those are it's shit beer man shit beer you just described a pile of shit can of piss as we've previously stated taste is kind of okay in terms of the hops. It's kind of sweet with the corn syrup prominent. A little bit of soggy cornflake taste.

How dare you? Jesus Christ. I'm so upset. I can't believe anybody would ever take these beers serious enough to review them. The taste you worry about? No. Does it have alcohol in it? There you go you win done

you won that's it so hops are quite interesting and different from most german czech polish romanian dutch mexican and belgian pilsners yeah yeah but for me there's too much uh there is much too much corny sweetness i wouldn't want to drink a lot of these even though it's easy drinking it's not crisp enough or dry enough to work as a refreshing session beer, in my opinion. Session beer? What's a session? I don't know. With a little bit less corn syrup and more

hops and a little more alcohol, it could be okay. Feel is watery, with little complexity in the hops and corn syrup. Definitely not great. I prefer a budget lethal or lidl or aldi pilsner over this and i'm definitely not a fan of the corn syrup better than some but not something i would ever buy or order again unless there was no choice

better than what yeah what what exactly is it better it's bottom tier beer bottom tier shit it's better than oyster bread right it's better's bottom tier shit. It's better than Meister Brown. Right. It's better. You know what I mean? It's better than those. It's better than drinking the mat after all the beers have been poured. That's all.

Which is mostly just going to taste like that anyway because it's MGB crap that no one cared about. They threw it to people while it was open. It's awful. And then this person, 4.48 out of 5. Oh. It did exactly what they wanted it to do. This is so funny. Some of you guys need to chill a bit.

Thank you. That's the best review we've had. Listen, fucking relax. It's MGD. Well done. This isn't 2013 anymore. It's just beer. In other words, stop.

Your crafty IPA bullshit is, we don't need to hear it anymore. We're done with you. With your stupid fucking hat. They all have a weird hat in 2002. I like this one because it goes with this. Try it with some fucking flatbread. Fuck you. I'm trying to get drunk.

Fuck you and your plaid fedora, you douchebag. A pretty decent one at that. I've been there and back again in the craft beer world over the years. Hell, I almost started up my own farmhouse brewery. Is that right? I almost. What does that mean? one at that i've been there and back again in the craft beer world over the years hell i almost started up my own farmhouse brewery is that right i almost what does that mean i almost did i almost made a mistake i almost fucking tried out for the yankees what the hell does that mean i almost did this i almost pissed away all of my wife and i's savings yeah almost dodged a bullet there the almost got divorced.

The only thing that stopped me was risk aversion and a total lack of business sense or know-how as far as how to raise capital. You know, all the things that you need for business. This is a beer that reminds you of old times, of dad and grandpa letting you take a sip of beer as a kid in the late 80s and early 90s. Yeah, you can't get those kinds of moments back but you can remind yourself of them through food and drink everyone dies someday did you ever think jesus christ this took a turn did you ever think at the beginning of an mgd commercial it goes everybody just needs to chill the fuck out brah they would end up at some point going, everyone dies someday. By the third paragraph. I didn't.

The second paragraph. Everyone dies someday, but corporations are forever. What the fuck? So you can always have your MGD. It's a mass produced of a giant corporation hell bent on dominating the market and crushing craft beer at all costs. Or is it all that? Yes. But is it damn good too

yes okay bread water salt yeast and light hops classic and filling yeah holy balls jesus christ so there is that one with corn syrup and now let's find out corona quickly all right corona because corona is i love it and it is the world's most popular beer. So people listening around the world. Is that right? Absolutely. If you watch TV shows, too, from like overseas even, everyone's got a fucking Corona. Even in Ireland, they're at a fucking Irish bar on this reality show and they're all drinking Coronas.

And I'm like, you're in fucking Ireland. What are you doing? It's crazy. So Corona. Here we go. Here's one review of it. Overall, this isn't as bad without lime as I was expecting. No, it's fucking delicious.

It's good beer. It's been much better than Premier. The Premier. Yes. Yeah, that shit is terrible. Beer advocate reviewing seriously need to wake up as this is actually, this actually has a much lower score, meaning this has a lower score than the premiere which is better as a light beer this is actually okay i'm just confused why they decided to create even lighter beers i feel like if they created another one i would hover what the fuck does that mean um maybe if i go to mexico and live in temperatures each day of 40 degrees centigrade

and sweat about mafia murdering me because of giving bad reviews to corona premiere i would also like a corona premiere maybe this went incredibly racist for no reason it went down a conspiracy theory hole of there's only positive reviews of corona premiere because there's people in mexico sitting there sweating and scared that the mafia will come kill them if they leave a bad review of Corona Premiere. And is Corona owned by, is that a Mexican owned company? I don't even know.

I'm sure. It's owned by Modelo. Yeah, it's some conglomerate now. That may be owned in America. I'm sure it's owned by Coors or some shit. You know what I mean? Who the fuck knows? So here's 2.33 stars out of five. Gets a five for look in the bottle. It does look like a cool bottle.

It looks great. Or a 1.25 out of the bottle. Okay. So in the bottle looks good. Beer's not great out of the bottle. Okay. It's an amazing design and the font is unbelievable. This has nothing to do with the beer.

Drink, sir. This time I drink out of the bottle, so it gets a five. Re-reviewing after just drinking a Corona Premier to compare, that is probably the worst beer I've ever had. Yes, agreed. I do like the bottle design and the stegosauruses, however. I am reviewing the beer, not the artwork. But yet you've mentioned it twice.

Yeah. You've mentioned it there. And yeah, rather pale color, similar to most beers from Mexico. Aroma is almost nothing with a little lime. There you go. And there is no lime or lemon added. You put it in yourself. The aroma is a little better than the premier version.

Taste is so light. I'm completely confused as to why there is also a light version and a premiere version that are even lighter. Hops. Yeah. The premiere is disgusting. I'll tell you that. It's so gross. I don't like it at all.

Hops are a mega subtle. Are a mega, are mega subtle. But they work well with the lightness. This is much better than the premiere version. In hot weather, I guess this is kind of good and refreshing mouthfeel is okay yeah wow that sounds like a review of something else for sure for absolute sure did you drink this until you want a man yeah then he goes on to say the mouthfeel is the best thing about this okay wow and the worst thing about the premiere version holy shit so then somebody says that this beer reminds me of every dad's refrigerator in the early 2000s

or jimmy's now it seemed like whenever i go to a buddy's house this was the beer in their dad's fridge so i think of that more than i do the cheesy beach commercials yeah that's fucking funny i give it a give a fuck about the celebrities, too. He says it tastes bitter and is not a fun beer in any kind of way. Does it get you drunk? That's what beer is fun about. Not the drinking part of. Hey, look at this.

No, it's the drunk part that gets you two out of five. So there we go. There is Corona and all that stuff. And so watch out where you go. Stay away from. Yeah. Watch where you buy your cars, where you stay at your hotels. Don't drink Corona Premier. And if you enjoy this, definitely follow.

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