Your Stupid Opinions - Waterpark Bloodbath, Neighborhood Pervert, Hooking Your Love

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hey, we are excited to be here today as usual. Why? Because we're not doing any of the things that people are complaining about, so why wouldn't we be excited? We're not the ones having one-star experiences here, we're just hearing about it.

We're having a nice day. We're having a nice day. Having a great day. We're going to tell you all about some wild experiences that people have had places. And once again, as we always say, these aren't our reviews. These are other people's reviews. We're reading them. So if you're going to be mad at anybody, be mad at, let's see, Ashley from Cincinnati.

It's not our reviews. We're just reading it. So there you go. If you like this show, certainly listen to our other two shows crime in sports and small-town murder Which are exactly what they sound like it, but very funny so check those out that said we'll dive right in Can I do mean dive right in because we're going to a water park. Hey, you know the seasons changing here It's getting nice even in the Northeast. It's beautiful outside. It's a nice time It's a nice time. Let's head to the water park of New England. Oh

Man a lot of swearing in Boston accents and people yellows the kids. It's outside. It's in Danvers, Massachusetts Here it's three point eight stars. They have out of five obviously 1887 reviews do quite a few. That's a lot. Yeah. Quite a few. They call it a sprawling indoor water park featuring water slides and arcade and cabanas plus an adjacent hotel indoors. You know, wow. Indoor and I'd like to show you the most wasteful use of a cabana.

I'd like to show you the picture of it. Oh, it's real weird to see the roof and the whole. It's all jammed together. It's all jammed together. And they have these here, these indoor water parks because otherwise you're very limited on when you can use them. Because it also rains a lot here in the summer.

So it makes sense. But yeah, it makes sense. But at the same time, it's a lot less fun when you're doing water sports indoors That's not not quite as fun and by water sports. I mean yeah actually Yeah for the kids obviously not the adult water sports should be done indoors. I believe If you're doing it outside, I am terrified. I'm avoiding your property forever your door locked. That's that's it there So this is located inside the Double Tree by Hilton, Boston, or Hotel Boston North Shore.

So this is inside a double tree, which is a water park inside the hotel. I mean, I guess if you're taking your kids there or something, I guess that would be a feature you'd want. If you live in town and you're like, let's go to the double tree. To the old double tree on the North Shore there. That seems odd. So let's go ahead and dive in, like we said, and figure out what people think. This is Aris Lady is the name here.

Five stars. I had so much fun at the water park. Well then, my son had a mini accident where he got hurt. See, this is funny. Even the five- Mini accident. Every single review has an injured child in it pretty much. And even the five star reviews are like,

sure, my son was hurt and everything, but we still had a great time. Even the five star. Mini accident. Mini accident. Where he was hurt. Hurt. The lifeguard supervisor helped us clean the cut, and he was able to get back into the water with an open wound

We put so much chlorine in there forget it's like an unhealthy amount. Don't worry about it It's not gonna bother anybody you could shit in that pool. We won't even notice it. Don't worry about it We cleaned the blood off him and sent him right in and sent him right back She kept coming back and checking in on us made us feel like it was a super safe place. It's not by the way, judging by these reviews. Sounds like she's trying to keep from getting sued. Oh shit, yeah, you sure he's okay really? I look deep.

Cause he was one of our employees that whacked him with an aluminum baseball bat. Only thing I can complain, oh I'm sorry, overall this place was clean and with great service. Only thing I can complain about was the tickets were very pricey, but after the incident, we had the lifeguard supervisor made us feel extremely comfortable and totally forgot about that.

Once the wound was clean, we were totally forgot about how much money we had to pay to be injured. You overpaid for them to make your child bleed. That's that's pretty much it Emma four stars food was pretty standard. It was alright Not the cleanest and not much to do but it's something fun to do for a short amount of time obviously good for children a little pricey though and Yeah, they show the food and it's your standard, like this looks like a fish and chips

and it's like frozen fish things with french fries. And what do you expect, it's for kids. You go to Chuck, no one goes to Chuck E. Cheese for the pizza, no one's like, I am craving a Chuck E. Cheese pie. Yeah, good lord that shit's bad. Never be near me, that is disgusting. Gross.

Next up, one star, insanely expressive for such a small park. They mean expensive, but that's not going to be the first typo or misspelled word we're going to encounter here. And then they nickel and dune you. I hate it when you get nickel. Dune, D-U-N-E. I hate when they nickel and dune you when you go places. That's the worst I got nickel and dune drill bad up there towel three dollars locker fifteen dollars

Fifteen well a locker that seems a bit steep Takes a half hour to order their overpriced food with just three people in front of me because the snack place doesn't take orders and you have to order at the bar One cashier is processing orders at a snail pace The other will only take order if you are getting drink, but you cannot take the drinks outside the bar So what are you even supposed to do chug it? Yeah, it's Boston pound it down. That's what they assume. You're just gonna pound it. Yeah Jesus Karen read that shit and get off So already already waited 40 minutes after ordering pizza and yeah burgers. I don't know if they meant to say that

Children this is great children hungry. No food like a sign like in a refugee camp As a fucking plane goes over and drops canned goods on top of them with little a sign like in a refugee camp. Children hungry, no food. Freeway off ramp. As a fucking plane goes over and drops canned goods on top of them with little parachutes. Children hungry, no food. Service, nonexistent. Nobody can tell where the order is and how soon I am getting it. Ridiculous place. Will not go there ever again.

By far the worst service ever. Ever. And you got nickel and dune. So that's never good. Everybody hates that. Whoa, what the hell is this name? Jockabed? J-O-C-H-E-B-E-D. Jockabed.

Jockabed. Jockabed. Jockabed. Jacobid, one star. Oh, this water park is nasty. Yeah, they all are. They have all my kids food poisoning. They have it all here. I believe gave is what you're going for, but I get it.

My two year old son and my 13 year old daughter were suck from the pizza. They were suck. Suck from the pizza. Not sick. Suck. They don't have that much to do for kids. I like that too because it's like, it's not even just a kid's gastrointestinal system. A two-year-old and a 13-year-old, completely different. They're both sick. It's also, you put them in probably Giardia-filled water.

I doubt it was paid for. We know there's open wounds in there. Yeah, there's, it's probably the bacteria in the water that got them, but they got all of them. Good God. They don't have that much to do for kids. The buckets have rust in them. That the lifeguards are so disrespectful,

one of them yelled at an autistic kid for screaming when they can't help it. I would never stay here again. They don't even have a lot of tables. This is all one, there's no punctuation. It's all one sentence. And then finally. Worried about what noises kids are making at a water park. You cannot tell kids not to scream at a water park. No. It's all one sentence and then finally

You cannot tell kids not to scream at a water park Yeah, any kid that's I mean if you've ever had a pool at your house You can get three kids that are normally mild-mannered you put them outside and it is just it sounds like they're being murdered constantly for an hour Probably was drinking last night and had a splitting at it. Yeah, I assume everyone here is hungover. That's the thing. This is like outside, Massachusetts waterpark, hungover. Yeah, this is crazy. So the last sentence is just all caps, save your money people.

Okay, here we go. E-mod, one star, worst experience ever! Exclamation point. The place was over-packed with people. We were told to check in that there was no seats, table and chair. There are no proper lifeguards ratio. Is it not a proper ratio of lifeguards to people?

No one to manage lines at slides and kids will not respect the line and put Other kids and people in safety concern. That's just lining children up. Yeah, they just say they don't really care if someone cuts That's what it is. They don't give a shit. Not a problem. Yeah, you guys fight it out We'll clean the cut up and send you back into the water I'll throw them down the slides where they can get cut Any back into the water throw them down the slides where they can get cut no problem The floors are so slippery and not convenient at all for toddlers or older people Okay, the food is horrible and not inedible undash eatable

Undash eatable there's a dash in there too, which is just hilarious I'm assuming this English is not Imad's first language. Is it I-M-A-D? E-M-A-D. E-M-A-D, E-M-A-D. I've had several Uber drivers that have that name, and they were certainly not from this country at all. They probably speak English better than I could speak

whatever language they're speaking, so I'm not going to sweat that, but it's hilarious to read uneatable. And so expensive, I bought two sides and a kid's meal for about $40 and had to throw away as it tastes like bad food. I highly believe that the oil they fry is old! Exclamation point. Highly believe. I don't recommend it all.

Please save your money for another thing That's terrific Please you can take them somewhere else and blow $40 on shit food, please another thing. Oh Man, save your money. We know that that means to spend it elsewhere But how they just put for another thing for another thing. Yeah, I think you're gonna be pissed I love when they give you that specific of an instruction for another thing. For another thing, yeah. Another thing you're gonna be pissed about. I love when they give you that specific of an instruction for another thing. Khadija, one star.

This place is horrible and very unsafe for children. They require a lot of education on custom service. I think they mean customer service. Especially, not especially, just specially, the front desk of the water park. I will not return again, first and last time. Just watched a little girl fall, or fell actually, just watched a little girl fell and her whole face was covered in blood. God damn.

I'll have her back in the water in no time. She'll be swimming again in fucking what, five, ten minutes. We'll get that clean right up. Don't worry, we'll clean it with the pool. And then my favorite, response from the owner. Thank you for your review. That's all. Thank you.

I'm glad you told everybody. We've been telling everybody too. It was crazy. What a day. Oh my God. Gis Lane? Gis Lane? G-H-I-Z-L-A-N-E? Gis Lane. Gis Lane, that's what I said. That's what I mean, I thought it was that. That's Gis Lane? Gis Lane? G-H-I-Z-L-A-N-E?

Jizz Lane. Jizz Lane, that's what I said. That's what I mean. I thought it was that. I wasn't looking for Jizz, but there it was. Big pile of it. I couldn't help it. One star. I will not recommend this place to anyone. Unsafe for children. The staff at the front desk at the water park is horrible. The food is overpriced and bad quality. Bad quality teenagers serving your pre-made pizza and such. They're the worst teenagers. Bad quality teenagers. Bottom rung teenagers. Just bad quality. You look at them, you can

just tell. They're not even fashionable. No good, these teenagers. Oh, terrible. They don't even know how to do like TikTok shit. They're really bad. Bad at social media, you know, not good. Response from the owner. Sorry that you had bad experience. Your concerns are addressed. Not to you. See ya.

Yeah, all fixed now. And we are working on improvements. Thank you so much. Erica one star. This is maybe my favorite review of anything here one star a young girl was locked in a freezer by a lifeguard for 15 minutes What? He's just practicing It gets better

Because you'd think oh maybe she was an accident obviously you're thinking who the hell is she it wasn't like time out in the freezer right? Right Well and when she attempted to get out he pushed her back in No, you're staying in there motherfucker. That's that's jail. That's waterpark jail We keep that there for the bad kids causing her to fall and injure her nose and forearm This place is crazy girl whose face was bleeding. Are we sure this isn't like a bar? Just a bar for children. I don't know seems like everyone whose face was bleeding? Are we sure this isn't like a bar? It's like just a bar for children. I don't know.

It seems like everyone's face is bleeding here. Yeah. The person responsible for the assault is still working at the facility despite being a lifeguard. There is no safety here. Do not go here. There is no safety.

Oh my God, that pushed a little, no, in the freezer. That's wild. That's I Don't even know what this is JLM. I don't know what that is JL Glim one star this place needs to be shut down or put under new management I don't think it's fair that I paid full price to get in yet Yet only some of the water park was opened the lazy river was closed and the water slides were also closed They have poop in them. That's that's well also blood and injured children and

You know Well when you're when you're doing the crime scene for the freezer you got to shut down the adjacent rides just to You know, they don't want to get any evidence lost Holy shit. I'm waiting for that. The place looks like it hasn't been cleaned in a while. The bathroom stunk really bad, and I went last night and again this morning, and still the smell was horrible. Why'd you go twice?

You know what really smelled like shit that room? I'm gonna go back in there. Have you ever gone to a place that smelled like shit that you didn't own or had any responsibility for and then say, I'm going to go check on that and make sure it still smells like shit the next morning. Second visit. Make sure.

What? I'm sorry, but that's on you at that point. You've asked for this. You've asked. Yeah, you've begged for it. Which clearly means that cleanliness is not a priority here. The trade wind restaurant there has the slowest and worst service America has to offer.

330 million people and this is the worst. Well, we found it anyway. It's been 86 episodes, we finally found it. We found the worst service America has to offer. The lobster mac and cheese I ordered was cold. Is this the place to order lobster mac and cheese? Really? No. Absolutely not. No, it's not. Absolutely not the place to order lobster mac and cheese? No, no, it's not

Absolutely, not the place to order seafood Probably I ordered was cold and I had to get up and go to the bar myself to get a drink because the waitress was Nowhere to be found the appetizer. That's the first time I've heard they had servers. I didn't even know they had servers. So Maybe they don't have them and you just thought they did and you waited for nothing for a long time. Wow. The appetizer I ordered came with our dinner and not before. See, I don't give two shits about that. Who cares when it shows up? When whenever they like water a bunch of stuff and they'll go, yeah, what order we go whenever

it's ready, just bro, we don't care. I don't give a shit. I just want it at some point. I just want all of this food in any order they at arrives in. I don't give a shit. I just want it at some point tonight. I just want all of this food in any order it arrives in. I don't give a flying fuck about it. You can bring it all out at once. You can bring my dinner out first, then a salad. I don't fucking care. I'm going to eat it all.

It's all going to get mixed up in my stomach anyway. Don't give a shit. The appetizer I ordered was blah, blah, blah. The nachos were not edible at all. I don't know how you fuck nachos up that bad to make them not edible? It's liquid cheese, you just pour it on there, it's not that hard.

That's the easiest one. Yeah, you could get those at 7-Eleven and I'll eat them. You know what I mean? There's no inedible nacho, I'm sorry. Nachos are terrific, yeah. I mean at basketball games, they just put like a handful of chips and then hand you like a plastic thing of cheese. And you pour it, that's it.

I'll figure it out. I'll eat the fuck out of it. I'll say give me two. Give me a jalapeno too and I'll smile all day. All day long babe, that's the shit right there. Let's see, then to top it all off they charged me double for our dinner. Oh no, what? No, no, no.

In this water park you get half of what you pay for and we charge you double. No, we would not hear of any other way. Half the quality, double the price. See you around. That's right. We hope you enjoy it. That's our policy for customers. And no, no, no, we will not, we won't change it.

Served by the worst teenagers in the world. The worst teenagers in the world while you clean out your open wounds. That is definitely the worst America has offered. It sounds terrible. That would be a bad, that would be terrible service. Imagine advertising that. Yeah, I mean I was doing like a commercial. Half the food, double the price. Come on down to the New England Waterpark. Get diarrhea. Half the food, double the price and we'll lock your kids in a freezer. You don't have the guts to lock your kids in a freezer. We have the guts'll lock your kids in a freezer. You don't have the guts to lock your kids in the freezer We have the guts to lock your kids in a freezer Our lifeguards yell special needs children, that's right Tired of your special needs kid yelling and screaming all the time. We'll yell at him for you bring him down

We got a guy that does that he got a guy that he'll shove him in a freezer with that poor girl with a broken nose does that. He got a guy that he'll shove him in a freezer with that poor girl with a broken nose. When I went to the desk to talk to a manager he said he couldn't do anything until Monday and was not helpful at all. I don't do things on Thursdays. It's out of my hands. Overall this place is poorly managed. Here's a picture of the soda, the soap in the bathroom left overnight. Yes that's chewing gum on the hand soap dispenser. Yeah, I believe it. Or in the hand soap dispenser. Look at this. In?

In. Oh, the top's off. I was like, how'd they get it in there? Dude, that is disgusting. That's disgusting. There's jizz in there. I guarantee you someone jizzed in there. It looks like a corner.

That looks like more gum. Is that more gum? Is everybody putting gum in there? I think that's a big piece of gum. Or it looks like a pancreas or something. Maybe a spleen. Somebody's starting the Seattle gum wall in there. It is wild.

Then there's some here. It's disgusting, basically, is what it is. Not great at all. And a lot of thumbs up for that, too. People agree with that shit. Sasha one star. Horrible, dirty, murky water. Murky.

The pool or where? The pool, I hope. I don't know where else. Unsafe conditions, filthy floors, terrible service and disgusting overpriced food. 33% of the attractions were inoperable. Oh boy, she had a chart going. Yeah, she's got percentages.

Poof, or just not opened without rhyme or reason. The lifeguards aren't even paying attention. Kids were running and falling all over the place and cracking their heads and backs on the floor. The adults and teens were allowed to play chicken, sitting on top of each other's shoulders, then toppling over onto little children. Yeah, this just sounds like Boston to me. You know what I mean? That's all it sounds like. A lot of drunk people falling over each other's shoulders, then toppling over onto little children. This just sounds like Boston to me.

You know what I mean? Like that's all it sounds like. A lot of drunk people falling over each other. It just sounds like Boston. Like if you said to Boston people, pool's open, this is what would happen. That's it. I don't understand this, why they're complaining. It was complete chaos and disarray.

The food service areas had trash on the floors and ice piling all over the soda machines. There was soda spilled all over the floor and counters. Well, then you won't be so slippery. That's good. You could use a little soda sprinkled around just to get a little traction. If you start slipping, you'll catch yourself. That's all. There was soda all over the floor and counters, which created a sticky mess just to help you understand this is a swimming space, so people are barefoot or have their feet and toes exposed, just plain nasty.

The food is overpriced, but it's also undercooked. Not only do you, not only do we give you half and charge you double. It'd be half cooked too. Half cooked, half the amount, twice the money. That's our policy here at Bwadwingle Waterfront. Just to frost it. You're going to love it. Overpriced, mushy and tasteless. It's as if they got convenience store frozen foods, then halfway microwaved them. I'm

surprised no one got food poisoning, fingers crossed. It's so hot that you feel as if you're about to pass out from the mix of chlorine and heat while your eyes are burning Yeah, there's tons of poop in there. So they got to do that They had no control over the crowds and and if they even have safety rules or protocols There's no one they're enforcing them not to mention the fact that overnight guests have no access towels Access to access to them or access. I just said no access towels. Access to them or excess? They just said no access towels. I don't understand it.

For over three and a half hours, they kept saying that they were in the dryer. Towels are coming. My dryer at home apparently works better than commercial industrial dryers. Save yourself the headache and stay home. I promise you that you will be injured or disappointed. One of the two.

If you do that you're going to be killed or a little sad. One of the two but it could happen. You're going to bleed or really be upset. One of the two. Oh this is good too. Amberlee one star. Amberlee. Okay. The lack of safety was appalling. We left after one hour. I saw a countless number of children fall completely backwards and smack their heads on the floor. This is what it sounds like, it's just oiled down. Holy yeah, like they're like everybody got alright. We put did we spread the margarine on the floor? Okay, good good and slippery. We tested out. No one can walk in here. Okay, good. Let's do this. Hey, is the food half cooked

We ready for opening half cooked. Okay up the prices a little bit. We're gonna open the gates Holy shit the lifeguards looked extremely stressed out and could not manage traffic on the slide safely The two large water slides are closed along with the hot tubs But I will again reiterate the lack of safety was appalling and they should not be open until the floors are fixed and they are adequately staffed. By the way, tons and tons of people talking about the price here.

It's like $40 to get in. Per person? Per person. God damn. Which seems. I haven't been to a water park in a minute. It's like $40 to get in yeah per person per person god damn That's which seems I haven't been to a water park in a minute. That's probably on par with America, right? I suppose but for that matter you got to be really it's got on your game There's got some 40 bucks a person you have to be able to walk Jesus Holy shit one star from Michaela They complain about the lack of I'll skip skip this part because it's about staff members.

Seemed like they didn't give a shit basically. They took a long time to say that. Okay, my son is just tall enough to ride the big water slides, but we were having trouble sitting the right way on the double tube. I asked the attendant for guidance and his response was, I probably should have told you this before,

but he's too small. I was gonna just let him drown but Since you brought it up. I guess I'll tell you Probably should have let you know, but you can just hold on to him Not a lot of places for toddlers to play the locker rooms were all caps disgusting. I'm sure full toilets We've heard that before. Just poop a pile in. It's like not flushed?

Toilet. Full, I don't know if that means people and too many people or the toilets were full of feces. I'm not sure. It was a full size toilet? No, it's gonna be full. It's overflowing. Overflowing, dirty diapers on the floor.

It could be a nice place if the people running it made an effort to have a good quality staff and service not worth $45 a person. I guess not. Jesus Christ. A lot of talk about two people pushing and shoving and I mean, again, it's Boston, but still. We'll end with this one. Denise, one star. Unfortunately did not meet my expectations. A little boy almost drowned, but the lifeguard on duty did not notice oh Yeah Luckily the father of the little boy was around to get his son out of the water Well, that's probably good. You should probably watch your kids when they're in the water

I know who depends on some luckily at a great dad Yeah, well who the fuck would depend on some lifeguard you've never met before you don't know this person They give a shit about your kid watch your kids also here at the water park now and now I have zero responsibility Yeah, now it's I'll go draw. I'm gonna be at the buck. Hey, I'm gonna be at the bar You guys go and I don't know drown if you want whatever, you know fucking insane Also when I went into the bathroom was very dirty and smelled like pee That's not good. At least it's there.

That's the right spot to smell like pee. Also, when I went to wash my hands in the bathroom, all of their soap dispensers were empty. Well, that's because they're full of gum. That's what happens. Don't use those. Don't use them. It's not soap in there.

It gets worse. In addition, the shower rooms. Why is there shower rooms? I guess to wash the chlorine off yourself or whatever. No, you just take this isn't the beach Do you shower at home? You shower at home? We're disgusting full of hair on the floor I will never bring my children here ever again and would not recommend this place to anyone also online It says it closes at 8 on Mondays and it's not accurate. It closes at 545 I realized it because the staff told us they were closing.

Yeah, it closes at six. Oh my god, I have to read this one too. It's the last one, I have to read it. Okay, Nicole, one star, completely overpriced and disorganized establishment. Bathrooms are disgusting. Waterpark had diapers floating in the lazy river. Oh!

Plural? Plural, diapers floating in the lazy river. Oh. Plural? Plural. Diapers floating in the lazy river. And that's when they float by slowly like that, it makes it even weirder and grosser. Just as a slowly floating diaper. I mean that's where lazy people go. That's the most lazy parenting ever. Just take it off and leave it there.

Just leave it. When I told a teenage attendant they said okay all right thanks and I watched it float around with the people. They're like I'm not touching that. Yeah you shouldn't touch that just leave it or whatever. So we'll leave that one. Okay let's move on here. I mean Jesus Christ we're gonna need to get somewhere and take a shower get all that chlorine and pee off us and child blood and one. Okay, let's move on here. I mean, Jesus Christ, we're gonna need to get somewhere and take a shower, get all that chlorine and pee off us, child blood and everything else. So let's go home, Jimmy.

Let's go home to Tulsa, Oklahoma, where me and you are gonna share an apartment at the Cobblestone Apartments at 4643 East 51st Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma, which, good, no thank you. Oh, Lord. Apart Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma, which good Don't know if you guys have ever oh I don't know if you've ever watched the first 48, but the episodes from Tulsa have an extra stank to them There's just always some extra a little bit extra like I didn't just cut my grandfather's head off I also fucked his face like it's always something extra weird that comes there. It's extra nasty. Yeah

I also fucked his face like it's always something extra weird that comes there. It's extra nasty. Yeah Real weird shit. This place has three point three stars by the way, really not great here All right. Let's there's the there's some good. Let's give it. That's due here five stars from one Julio and Ruben were so fast and professional getting my AC fixed, the girls in the office, Harley and Jazzy B, are always so helpful. J-A-Z-Y-B-E? Huh. Jazzy B? Right? I don't know. Jazzy B? I'm not sure what the hell that is. Jazzy Bay? I don't know. Jazzy Bay? I don't know. Oh, I can see that. Yeah. Yeah, Jazzy Bay? I don't know. Jazzy Bay? Maybe, I don't know. Oh, I can see that, yeah.

Yeah, Jazzy Bay, that sounds kinda cool, I guess. Big hip hop fan, get some Beyonce, a little bit of a... DJ Jazzy Jeff in there. Jazzy Bay. And it sounds a little like some... We don't know how old they are. Outkast shit.

Sounds like a word that would be on an... Sounds like the title of an outkast song. Oklahoma rapper. An Oklahoma rapper.zebe Oklahoma Tulsa hard so alright we got Ashlyn five stars it's been an awful experience living at cobblestone from one maintenance problem to the next however So this doesn't sound like a five-star review right it's been an awful experience however So this doesn't sound like a five-star review, right? It's been an awful experience. However, once Lucas, the other maintenance guy, came, he got everything fixed and working better than before.

Big thanks to Lucas. Lucas came over and just laid that dick down and was like, I'll fix your AC and I'll make other things better too, I think. She's very excited. Very excited. Oh my God, LaShawn won five stars. So I used to live here and I decided to come back. Why you may ask, well my lifestyle didn't reflect my true self. What does that mean? This is a review for an apartment complex.

What the fuck are you talking about? This is not, this is the ultimate sir, this is a Wendy's, you know what I mean? Like what are you talking about, your lifestyle didn't reflect your true self? Does the plumbing work? Are there bugs? This is what we wanna know. My lifestyle was that of a man who lived outdoors,

and now I'm back here, cause I'm living indoors again. Now I'm outdoors now. My leasing agent was Jazabe. I'm calling her Jazabe from now on. Her Jazabe. And from start to finish, she was amazing. Right down to the unit she gave me.

It was how I saw myself turning 56 in a week. This apartment is how I saw myself. It's sad that I can only give her five stars. No, what's sad is you're 56 and celebrating, moving back into an apartment. Moving back into a shitty Tulsa apartment. We've done like the real estate reports on small town murder and all that. Oklahoma's cheap as fuck for housing. It's super fucking cheap.

It's very cheap. So, wow. It's been a fire sale. Yeah. It's sad that I can only give her five stars because in reality she did the damn thing or should I say fang? Oh, whichever, whichever you prefer. Really? I think we got the idea. Maybe jazz of day needs it to be thing.

Thing. Yeah. Um, one star from Emily. There have been endless problems that we've reported since living here in September 2023 between maintenance and pest control being charged to our account. If something, you don't get charged for pest control in an apartment complex. Wow, despite the fact that they never get anything fixed,

have a mice infestation, and our stuff being stolen out of our apartment. I've absolutely had it with this place. Well yeah. You don't have any stuff left. Those were all deal breakers for me. You used to have furniture, now you have mice. That's a different, much different.

I've had the locks replaced and changed out multiple times and things still turn up missing. This place goes beyond disappointment. Will be moving out as soon as my lease expires. Wow. A lane one star. The worst place I have ever lived. One goes to address an issue. Oh you're the one.

I get it. I'm picturing. Yeah. One goes. One lost. Yeah. Yeah. One goes to an address to one goes to address an issue and what you receive are excuses no empathy no

acknowledgement no response to correct the issue I will leave and never return the haiku it sounds like a haiku I think think. Is that it's not, it is not just me, but I have known several people who have moved away and we all have some concerns. Johnny on the spot to threaten renters with fines just don't expect much. This isn't code. I don't know what this is.

Johnny on the spot is like, it is a code. It's an old. Yeah, somebody that's like there to help you with something or do something They're here all the time. This one's here to threaten renters with fines. Apparently Johnny on the spot Apparently they've had several shootings and two arsons. Okay. Goodbye. What I Don't want to live in an apartment that catches on fire because then I'll die in there because someone else did something stupid. No, that's horrible.

This apartment, I'm sorry, any four or five star ratings are usually persuaded by staff to beg for ratings list. Yeah, I'm sure when you rent an apartment, the check in people like if you give us five stars we'll give you $50 off your rent or some bullshit like that. This apartment does not give a damn about the residents. They are often not answering calls so they can chat or do other non-company activities while on the clock. Rent or beware.

Right. I don't give a shit about that. Just is my shit fixed or not? Next up one star. If you like roaches constantly in your kitchen and feasting in your pantry, you should stay here. You've come to the right spot. Thousands in each apartment.

You need more friends? Apartment buildings on fire every other year. I lost everything January 2022. Move out. What? The place burned down and they still have thousands of roaches. That tells you a lot. Get the fuck out of there. When you were in apartments, did you have renter's insurance? It's like,

it's so affordable. I don't think anybody, I think I did. I don't think everybody knows about it. I'm sure a lot. Most people know about it, but I think I did later in life. Not when I was 20. At 56 you fucking better. You better you should have something that's worth insuring at that point. At 21 I don't think I had anything that was worth insuring really. Yeah this man was celebrating being 56 and moving back. He better have renters insurance if it's that flammable there. Yeah. If you don't lose everything you get everything back. To be honest based on this next paragraph he might not need the

renters insurance for this reason. March 2022, there was a murder on the backside of my next apartment in the complex. So you might be killed. The good news is you might be killed before your stuff is gone. So that's nice. You won't care so much then.

You can't even sleep at night, not knowing if bullets are going to be flying through your bedroom window. After all this, the agent didn't want to release me of my lease agreement. At this point, I literally expressed the fear of my family's lives and the ladies in the office couldn't have cared less. Very inhumane and low on ethical standards. Well yeah, if they let you out because you're scared for your life, then they gotta let

everybody out because they're scared for their life Oh my god. Okay Jarrell, ooh, this is gross. Okay, Jarrell one star. Where can I begin? Let's see since the day I moved back in April 23 Moved in back in April. Okay. I thought they moved twice. The bug issue has been a massive problem all caps after speaking with office associates on countless occasions And having exterminators come into my apartment several times for what the office calls a deep spray Quote unquote. I'm currently battling the same issue and it's october 2023

I have several videos and countless pictures of the Roach issue here. I've asked to be relocated to a different building due to the issue. Bugs have invaded most of my personal belongings. Oh Jesus Christ. So even if you move to another place you're taking them with you anyway. They're laying eggs everywhere. If I would have been aware of how bad the Roach issues here I would have never moved into this complex and this is... I mean dude I'm gonna show you pictures here. Check this out. Oh filthy dear Christ look at the roach that's everywhere

Unbelievable, it's disgusting. That's so many bugs and when you look at this picture in particular of the wall There's no like space they have the yeah, there's a you you know normally there's that thing between the baseboard and the floor yeah you know what I'm saying there's a little piece that goes there I don't know what that's called what's that little piece it's trim yeah but if there's something that goes like flat you know what I'm saying it goes on and there's the trim what do you mean on the floor on the other way there should be there should be there's a gap between your floor and your fucking baseboard that should be there should be there's a gap between your floor and your fucking baseboard That's what I'm saying. There's a gap and not a height gap. It's a width gap

Yeah, four isn't long enough. It doesn't go under the to the wall Crazy Like we're two inches short over here. They're like get the fuck out of here. It's fine. Don't worry about it Fuck out of here. It's fine. Don't worry about it Kaylee one star roach infestation in all kitchen cabinets even with roach traps and no food left out They're extremely bad. Yeah, this place is a nightmare I am now dealing with bed bug infestation in bedroom that we did not bring here when moving in almost six months ago Office is absolutely dreadful. Every staff member is extremely unhelpful and very rude. They never answer the phone in a timely manner

and will always have an attitude with you if you try to get help in person at the office. All around, this is by far the worst complex I've ever lived in and I would never recommend anyone to stay in this putrid, this putrid of an apartment. Makes sense, but fine. My fiance also got his car broken into and there's not a single security camera on the premises Okay, so if you're worried about your vehicle do not move here. Well, if you don't care about it move here Security is only drive-by and it's not it's not onises 24-7 nor does nothing about suspicious activities

Gross, okay. These roaches man. Okay, William one star roach infested where I had to take care of it myself When I'm when I moved the appliances didn't work or were missing pieces I had to move in two weeks later for cleaning This is hard to read. Justifying trash still in the cabinets and on the floor. AC goes out every other day and they keep saying they quote fixed it. All fixed now. I've had a hole in my ceiling for the last six months and my walls are turning yellow.

What? Is this? What? What's going on? Is this some sort of like, this sounds like it's from like Stranger Things or something. Are you, is there a portal to another dimension or some shit in here? Turning yellow from, it's bleeding through? I think it's the hole in the ceiling. I don't know what's going on here.

Crime is terrible and security watched my wife get chased twice without even taking a step to help her. Twice this happened. Cars are constantly being broken into and we have to park two to three buildings away. Neighbors are loud and the walls are paper thin. Tammy is the only member of management that seems to really care for the community and reach out.

I greatly appreciate her. Well, she can't do anything, obviously. Holy shit, F gives it one star. I wish there was a negative star rating because that's what this crap hole deserves. That's better than if I could give no stars, I would. That's better, I think. That's what this crap hole deserves. We could get behind that in a chant.

I have so many complaints, but don't have all day to list them all. I was unable to look at the apartment until move-in day Unfortunately due to the fact that I was moving here from out of state My apartment was so disgusting and roach infested. They have sprayed my apartment twice and now it's still crawling with bugs Yikes, I am such a clean person that there's no way I'm doing anything to bring them on That's funny every other apartment not a bug in here. You must be disgusting. What the fuck? This is my favorite thing of all time. Coming up here. Uh, the apartment was never cleaned properly. They painted over dead roaches.

There's dead roaches just painted into the walls. Painted into the walls. Awesome. I've never heard of that before. Never seen that before. I've seen like a gnat in the wall. Yeah. In the paint, because you don't see a gnat, they're little.

You might paint over one of those motherfuckers, but a roach? Yeah. I see that. Little antenna coming up, painted beige. Holy shit. The bathroom cabinets are wood and not sanded down so anytime you open the door you get splinters.

Perfect. The front door looks like it could easily get broken into. I have not even lived here a month and already wanna leave. Do not move into these apartments with, I think that's nine exclamation points, all caps. I think they fucking mean it here, obviously. Painted over dead roaches is amazing. That's amazing.

Taylor one star, I've lived here almost a year. The staff is horrible. They are so rude, uncaring, snobby. Snobby? You looking down on me? What the fuck? I'll bring a handful of roaches Yeah, I will throw handfuls of roaches at you like confetti every time I walk into this office

Roach infested so bad Parking sucks. They're supposed to tow cars that aren't parked right They don't care when I called Gabrielle about an issue her response was quote if you don't like it move But not till after your lease is up, because you're going to have to pay for it still. Holy shit. Horrible thing to say to a tenant who pays rent on time every month.

My car window got busted out as well, but they supposedly have security. Will never recommend to anyone. I don't fucking blame you not to recommend to anyone. My god, someone left the longest review I've ever seen in my fucking life. All about fucking, it's everything, dude. They're numbered, like six different things.

I'll read a couple highlights. The neighborhood is- Six paragraphs? Oh, it's more than that, it's huge. Because the paragraphs are like four, number three, number four, they're like six paragraphs long, but no, we're not broken up into paragraphs. Under number three, the neighborhood's awful.

In one week we've dealt with domestic violence from the apartment above us that we had to call 911 to provide some medical attention for the woman bleeding from the face, as well as an immense noise from the apartment below, who is, even as I write this, blasting Latin music at an ungodly volume.

I don't know why. That's fucking hilarious to me. So here we go with my upstairs neighbors fighting. What is Latin music? Is that like the polka sounding stuff or like salsa? Is that like Arizona Ranchero music? Or is that like, bum, bum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,

is it that? Yeah. Is it the old timey shit or is it like, you know, like Latin music? I don't know. Is it La Bamba? Yeah. Cause I don't think Mexican music is Latin music.

Right. It's not Latin. Is it just a big Richie Valens fan? Only play the classics. Oh, Donna and Laomba on repeat. It's all I want god damn it. Oh Donna, oh Donna, over and over again. I knew a girl and Donna was her name.

So Hannah one star. I don't live here but my family does and the experience here is always bad. I've been chased by a man who hides in the bushes What we could get in a minute, right? Oh, oh, that's Earl. Yeah, he does that you don't like it move He stops the roaches from coming in and so has my pregnant sister-in-law How about clear out? About clear out Carl from the fucking bushes maybe. Called the cops on him twice and nothing was done. Why? Constant crime to the point

they had to close down the come-and-go next to it because it kept getting robbed. Jesus Christ. Oh my god that's fucking amazing. So yeah that's that's great. I know there's one I just wanna say that they, basically this person says that everything in their place has been destroyed by roaches and everything's all fucked up. But this person then says, we confronted them about it and asked, is this how you treat your tenants?

And Jade, the manager, replied, yes, yes it is. That's right, oh my god, this is even a good one here. Dacia, one star, dirtiest apartments I've ever lived in or even seen. Bed bugs and roaches everywhere. I found a snake in my apartment today. That's not a regular pest right there. Bugs are one thing.

Picking over roaches because we have bigger problems. not a regular pest right there. That's, I was, bugs are one thing. Painting over roaches because they're, we have bigger problems. There are snakes and men hiding in, like that's, oh yeah, you wave at dude as you walk by the bushes. You know he's in there. Like they have a regular pervert who hides in the bushes. Perverts in the bushes.

There's painted over roaches and snakes in your bed. Oh my God. This is fucking insane. I've only been here a week and they won't let me leave bed bugs roaches and snakes in one week oh my god this is fucking amazing there's so much this place is wild a And a man is 56 and thrilled to be back. Thrilled? I'm back, baby. I wasn't living my...

Was it my self-reflected image or what? Yeah, I wasn't living my lifestyle. Didn't reflect. Didn't reflect on this. Holy shit. Alright, next up, Jennifer One Star. This will be the last one. Or actually we'll do two more.

One star from Mar. I would put zero stars, but I can't. But I can't. But I can't. We tried, you know. That's my favorite. I like that better. Somebody even gets it close.

I would give zero stars, but I can't. But I can't. The frustration makes so much more sense. It's absolutely, I mean, I'm not saying that I'm not going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to do it.

I'm just saying that I'm going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to do it. I'm just saying that I'm going to stars, but I can't! But I can't! The frustration makes so much more sense. It's, absolutely, it's much more than I, if I could, I would, this is way better. But I can't! But I can't! And I really want to. Exasperated, frustrated, it's all right there.

Doesn't even want you to think that this place is worthy of a star. It's almost like they're screaming it all through tears. Yes. Just through tears. I would put zero stars, but I can't. Oh, God. This is a horrible place, and even though you think it's all you can afford, don't.

Even if it's all you've got Cell plasma do something or something Wow, because I've seen people get beaten stolen robbed etc. The whole person got stolen I've seen people get beaten they go live and robbed Anything you might think anything you might think is a pro There's too many cons to justify living here the fact that they are understaffed and can't answer phone calls without having to wait ten minutes is absurd. This is the worst place ever. And then finally Jennifer One Star.

New staff is so rude. Specially, not especially, especially the skinny white girl. She's the worst of all of them at this apartment. Complex needs Ashley back and Natalie. That'll fix the snakes and roaches and perverts in the bushes and everything else. What is she supposed to do? I think she's probably, wow, that's crazy shit.

All right, so now we will do, so we make sure to get to it. We're gonna do the personal item of the week. We have a little extra time. We'll start on something and continue it next week too. But we're gonna do the personal item of the week. We have a little extra time, we'll start on something and continue it next week too. But we're gonna do the personal item of the week. And if you're listening at work, you might wanna pop your headphones in at this moment in time.

Kids in the car, maybe pause it for later. Because this is a fucking crazy one. I'm gonna show it to you first. Oh my God. See that right there? That is a... that is... Oh, where does that go? What is that?

Where does that go? Wait, I'm gonna show you more. Watch this. There's some suggestions of what to do with it. A faceless woman. Look at this. Oh. This is... they really have a lot of suggestions here.

This is a shackle that fucks you This is a fuck shackle is what this is here Okay, let's see what it is the Amazon title of this Yes That is fucking amazing, oh that's amazing I just ordered some like you know rubber gloves for cooking over here. And just like, you know. Guy wanted to suck Hall of the Wild, James.

Some screens for my ball. I ordered, lately I ordered shoelaces on here. I didn't think to add this to my cart though. I don't know what was going on. Got some new shoelaces. That's what you order from Amazon. Shit like that. Okay. Anal Hook. Is That's that's what you order from Amazon. Yeah like that. Okay anal hook

Is that what that's called? anal hook BDSM sex bondage You team II bed. I think it's the brand. Yes. It is bed restraint kit with adjustable handcuffs collar ankle Cuffs leather furniture restraint with restraint set with anal ball Adult sex toys for couple foreplay. Yeah Whoa with a hook on it's 2849. It is like okay Here's how you describe it there is collars yeah

For your yeah for your both for your throat wrists and ankles, okay There is a thing that connects all the way down So everything's connected so someone could like pull on it and like pull your hands and legs behind your back or you know carry around or whatever the fuck and also from the back of the neck collar Going down your back is a leather strap with at the end of it is a hook with a ball on the end of it and that goes up your ass.

Tucks neatly into your asshole. Into your asshole. I don't understand what that, I guess that's to really get a fucking good grip of your ass. I mean, yeah. You can yank on that, it yanks either way. You can carry your luggage at that point, you just pick her on that it either it yank carry you can carry your like luggage at that point You just pick her up and it's a nice like a suitcase or some shit. That's crazy. This is insane

She is my attache or he Yeah, whatever you want whoever's light enough to do that It says here the descriptions back ankle handcuffs collar and anal hook our ankle handcuffs collar and anal hook. Our steel balled anal hook trainer with back ankle handcuffs collar. The collar comes with curved with a curved 15 inch J shaped anal hook trainer with a mischievous little ball attached to its end. Right very mischievous. It's mis. All right, stinky little ball The gag and cuffs add depth to add depth to the slave dimension Keeping your quote slave alert the anal hook trainer with collar set gives your lover an added bit of sensation

Yeah, they claim it's high quality leather durable and firm. The leather is different than most on the market. As seen in the picture, it's made of high quality faux leather. It's fake leather. That's soft and comfortable, wear resistant and durable. The spreader bar with anal hook and buttons are all made of stainless steel which is sturdy and durable. Don't worry about damage. You can stick this thing up. Everybody's asked.

They're not going to hurt it. Soft lace. You're softly You're safe soft lace. Don't worry about damage to the no. I wasn't worried about damage to the hook I was worried about my asshole Way more worried about my colon than damaging this $30 fucking Amazon sex toy Oh My god soft lace cuffs added comfort wear and detain your playmate comfortably Whoa, DIY bondage restraint and multiple gameplay ways all

Accessories of the BDSM kit can be used together or separately both handcuffed and restraints straps are adjustable to fit your size The color and handcuffed bondage straps can be used for cosplay, bondage, and discipline. Cosplay what? An attache case. I don't remember Robocop wearing this. I definitely don't. The anal ball will provide anal stimulation

and multiple orgasms from your partner, obviously here. Six-in-one restraint bondage set. Toys of double ankle, handcuff shackle, shoulder strap, steel pipe, pulling rope, collar for couple. Through using our anal hook BDSM sex bondage traditional monotonous and written monotonous? Anything but monotonous.

Might as well put vanilla in there not quite and rigid sexual lifestyle oh that's what they're saying they can okay I'm gonna I'm gonna read this over again through using our anal hook BDSM sex bondage traditional monotonous and rigid sexual lifestyles can be changed you'll be into this now you can fix it all it's also monotonous we'll put this fix it all that's there you go feeling better now huh feeling exciting right it is an attempt at a new way of living that's conducive to satisfying both parties desires and preferences yeah whoa and then they talk about the discrete black package and also spreader bar can open the leg or hands

and restraints with the cuffs. Whoa, okay. Let's see, it's endorsed, it has endorsements under it, which I love. It's endorsed by Ruby Day. Mom, I'm gonna show you these women. These are porn people. Ruby Day, some redhead with a finger on her mouth.

Mama Fiona. Harley Sin, some redhead with a finger on her mouth. Mama Fiona. Yeah. Harley Sin, which I mean that sounds like a poor name even if it wasn't. Ashley Albin, ginger photographer. Yeah. And Juan. Juan. E. Hemplo. He likes it a lot. Good for you Juan. And it has like under it has. I wouldn't f*** with that. I like how they have the logos of things under it like a Twitter logo or Reddit logo, girly juice whatever that is. Okay then they have all these explanations and pictures. Okay let's get into this here.

This is a lot. Okay Stacey. Yeah. What do you got Stacey for us? Stacey five stars. Feeling cute might delete later is her title. I don't want to leave a review. People can click on my name and read these but I want you to know quality is top-notch. But she left that's a review with your

name on it. Soft things are so soft. Flexible things are durable. Metal things are metal. She's doing great. Solid purchase. Next up, this is how you do it, Amazon customer. There you go. Five stars, well made, lots of fun. Here we go. Pro, the set is very versatile and well made.

Having lots of fun, worth the money. Gold plating is holding up. Well That's good Really cool red and gold the hook is hollow so you can wash it out Goes up your ass. Yeah, that's nice. Oh God, it's gonna have here. She left something on it. That's terrible Oh god, I have sealed off one. I have sealed off another supplier God, it's gonna. That means he or she left something on it. That's terrible. Oh, God. I have sealed off one,

I have sealed off another supplier and the weld leaked with water getting inside, which was stuck and stunk. Oh, no. This one will not do that. Happy so far. Con, the bend in the hook fits a small butt. Well. That's not good, that's not good.

I am larger and the hook does not sit flat on my back. Still works okay though. It is still a hook you put up your ass, so you know it's still pretty good. But the bend in it, you have to be a smaller ass. Otherwise it's pushing way out. This person has a very strong asshole though as we'll find out here. Ended up bending the shaft a little that is Impressive

That is impressive very straight muscle. Yeah Wow would be better if the distance from the ball to the bend was longer But I have had the same problem with other hooks, so it's a common problem You know when you other hooks I wasn't aware that common problem, you know, when you, other hooks. I wasn't aware that an ass hook was a product until right now, by the way. Were you? Did you know an ass hook was a, that's what I'm saying.

Wow, I mean, I'm up for whatever. Thrilled to know it now. Right? I'll try anything once, I'm up for whatever, but if someone whips this out, I'm out. I'd be out like a motherfucker. Sorry, what is that, an ass hook? As long as they're the only ones that need this to come.

I don't want. I'm not dealing with an ass hook with me. If you want a hook in your ass, that's great and all. I'm not putting on a collar and letting you drag me around. No, that sounds awful. No. Whatever caused that psychological thing to happen, that didn't happen to me quite that way.

Sorry. Not to judge anybody, but I mean, you know. Whatever trick that is, I haven't found it yet. So I think I'm doing okay. You think I'm all right for now. But whatever floats, and I will say, whatever floats your anal boat is up to you. I don't give a shit. Go crazy.

Have fun. I gotta assume that people that like that have had so much sex and good for them. That they're bored with regular sex. That just rubbing this dick and gumming is boring to them. It's amazing. I'm still not tired of the vagina. I'm just not.

I love it. I'm not done yet. I'm not done with it yet. Maybe down the road some, but I'm still, I'm still fucking with it yet. I'm just not. I love it. I'm not done with it yet. I'm not done with it yet. Maybe down the road some, but I'm still fucking excited about it. I'm thrilled that whatever that is, whatever that muscle is there, it works every time. Call me vanilla all you want, but call me old fashioned. I'll take a vagina any day. So, Scott, five stars, quality and comfortable product. Love this set.

My little looks incredible, my little looks incredible in the collars and cuffs. Don't call her that, or they. Don't call anybody your little. That's a person. Yikes. I thought they meant like Dick at first. I'm like, no, that's a person yikes. I thought they meant like like dick I've heard no, that's a person. Yeah, I've heard people call their children. They're little don't call a person

You're gonna have little yes. You said you're gonna have sex with you nailed it The straps are well made and comfortable the hook could vibrate and perhaps be slightly wider Yeah, but if you're new to BDSM or anal play, then this set is perfect, I guess. If you got an asshole that just doesn't crave more than this, an easily satisfied butthole, then yeah, I guess. Matthew five stars, the bar is great, bar hook is even better.

Me and my girl loved it. She made a wet mess everywhere. More than normal. We are exploring BDSM. More than normal. More than normal. Five stars. Love it. The picture is this guy with a shirt and tie and suspenders on. Like he's about to go to work as a banker and he's like, I love this. My wife came more than usual with this.

Well there you go. My wife likes using on me while I watch her cucking me. There it is everybody. Say again? He likes to hook up his ass while someone else fucks his wife. That's what he likes. I can't come unless somebody else makes her come. Would you like to see this man?

There he is. There's old Chris W. What the fuck, Chris? Oh man. You left that review and then went to work. He put that picture up for like his Prime account for like the app on TV when he went to watch it and then it stays up

for his reviews, and now he's got that coming. Reverse image search that. I guarantee there is a LinkedIn somewhere. Has to be. Has to be. Has to be, with that same exact one. Same fucking Chris. Wow. Working at Fidelity Mutual.

And then he's gonna ask you about your investment shit. And if you'll fuck his wife for him. Listen, tell you what, I can get you a great investment shit, and if you'll listen wife for it Listen tell you what I can get you a great rate on mutual funds if you just fuck my wife right in front of me Well I put this on red leather Red leather collars and a hook up my asshole That's not quite wide enough and doesn't vibrate kind of pokes out like a scorpion stinger a little bit. Don't judge. Just fuck her and don't look at me.

This looks like how... I look ridiculous. This is how like if other beings fished for people, this is how they would catch them. Fucking horrifying. Yeah. I look like a lure. You look like a lure right now Like you're using me as bait for a bigger human

Okay, Bobster Bobster five stars lots of possibilities and lots of fun is his title. We tried this out a couple nights ago and keep trying it again every night, taking turns. Both of us were uncertain about the hook because we're not anal fans, but it goes in easily and you can hardly feel it. But it makes a great way to anchor that back strap which makes all the difference Simple to assemble and easy to clean which is so important just throw it out, but it was 30 bucks Jesus yeah, that is grossed and now it has poop on it. I'm getting rid of it Jordan three stars nice quality cuffs with bonuses

The leather and fuzzy banding is very comfortable and high quality Compared to most other sets at this price point pair that with the spreader The leash chain and the insert and this combo is a steel you bet a bargain everybody. That's nice That's what I like to see is a nice bargain for it. I want to I want a fuck bargain. That's all it is David three stars we bit of the mold spores What oh pardon they didn't pack it with what is this? I don't even know what that word is and it was an instant allergies for me I recommend doing a soak in rubbing alcohol musty smell Otherwise the construction the construction is decent

Doesn't really fit a size 17 neck Yeah, probably not It's probably not meant for dudes because that's that's a lot well or smaller dudes Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm a big guy to this. I mean like I I'm not a fucking I don't know if you could wear this thing I don't think I could wear it I don't think and I don't think the back thing would reach to my asshole even if I could get it around my neck so you know what this is discriminatory toward the tall that's all it is lucky people Kirsten three stars restraints are good hook is not no you know I like everything in the package except the hook and spreader.

They are very poor quality. Not that they are, that is the quality of them. They could be better. The weld on the hook and ball is rough and I would not use for concern of damage to my skin slash tissue, not to mention should it break off while in use. That's an emergency room trip there. Would recommend a separately purchased hook of better quality I didn't know an ass hook was a thing that like they sold on the regular. Yeah, those bottom

I didn't know there was top shelf Yeah, this is a top shelf ass hook right here They're all probably made equally Not all ass hooks are created equally down. Yeah People yes ass hooks. No Next up. I'm just One Man is the person. Three stars, low quality for feisty brat is the title. The rings for the spreader bar are easily broken

if you have a feisty brat who doesn't like her toes bitten. They're in the weird shit, I think. Yeah, they're doing too much. They're, they do. They're, they're in the weird shit. I think is they're doing all sorts of, much, you know what you're doing too much. That's a great way to put that too much. And then finally one star was okay. And that's her title. And then her whole review is not good quality. Just not good quality. So there you broke off. Just not good quality. So there you go, that's the personal item of the week.

That is- Average orgasm, all right. I don't even know like what. What do you need? I don't know. What do you need? That's what I mean. What do you need?

Why aren't you sad? Whatever, like I said, whatever you're into, I don't care. If you have two people who are willing to stick hooks up each other's asses and it gets everybody to come, terrific. Holy shit, I hope it rains from the ceiling for you, great. I can't believe that exists. But yeah, I don't understand the, I didn't even know there was a hook.

I didn't know the, why, I don't know. It seems like a very specific item they have. Anal hook, it happens. It seems clearly for control, but maybe there's just hook that doesn't have the the neck strap to it You know what I mean? Maybe yeah, cuz they said they had to get a different hook Yeah, maybe you just think some people just love wearing a hook Maybe and by the way all the stuff on that all comes apart Yeah, like it's a million you can take it apart. You can use one cuff two cuffs just a transformer

You can do it anyway. Yeah, you can do just the collar and the hook you can do just apart. You can use one cuff, two cuffs. Just a transformer. You can do it any way you want. You can do just the collar and the hook. You can do just like the legs and the hook. You can do a fucking whatever. I mean, you're gonna want that hook up your ass. Otherwise, why are you buying this? I would assume. Otherwise, what's the point?

You can just get restraints from anywhere, really. You don't need them to have an ass hook attached to them, probably. But I'm blown away by that so there you go everybody next week we're gonna start out with I don't know maybe we won't start out with it but either way we're gonna go to Jacksonville for a red lobster location that nobody seems to like yeah Jacksonville seafood which I mean it's close to the water you assume they'd have decent stuff but I don't think

the proximity of a red lobster to the water, you assume they'd have decent stuff, but I don't think the proximity of a red lobster to the water has anything to do with there. No, I think it comes from like a centralized, like a, you know what I mean, like a Munhall, Illinois storage facility where frozen food comes from and they just send it to you. I really believe that. Somewhere in Dayton, Ohio, There's a big storage full of

landlocked fucking storage shed full of frozen shrimp and Cheddar red biscuits and some bad lobster and crab Yeah, I love those biscuits though But I like getting them the home ones and you make them at home you put a little extra cheese And they've got the recipe you could do it all on your own. It's so it's comes in a box so great your cheese oh damn it I eat the fuck out of those things so anyway there you go everybody that is your stupid opinions watch your asses you know when you go to the water park I guess stay away from the freezer bring a first aid kit your own hand sanitizer you know things like

that you know what stay away just stay away from the water park for that matter that apartment complex sounded like I want to find out who's in the bushes, honestly Has no one thought like I'm gonna stay outside and watch for someone to hide in the bushes then go over and kick the living Shit out of him. Has anyone ever thought of that? I want to know Who's the asshole painting roaches? How little do you have to care to just be like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Just rolling over. I love you.

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