Your Stupid Opinions - Wings Of Madness Not Bad Enough Museum One Size Fits Most

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

More of the craziest reviews thatthe internet has to offer! We check out a "museum" that also happens to be a bar, in the basement of a movie theater, and cliams to have the worst art, out there. A Wingstop location that has everybody mad at a lady, who seems to have many hair color changes. A very personal item that acts as a type of hat, and a disgusting cup, all at the same time & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!   Subscibe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!! Don't forget to rate & review!!  

Hello and welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey! Hello there. Thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We are excited today.

We're going to do some exploring and some traveling. We're going to Boston. We're going to St. Louis. And then we're going to do what looks like a penile torture device. So we're going to check out. We're going to go to the Internet in one item. We're going to be lawnmower man for a second. Encapsulated into one item.

We're going to clockwork orange our dicks this week. So let's do that. And let's jump right in right well before we do. If you like this, definitely listen to our other two shows, crime in sports and small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like except funny. And at the same time, keep doing this and keep hanging out with us and tell your friends and do all that good stuff.

And by the way, these are not our reviews. We'll let you know if we've been to a place and what we think of it. but don't blame us for things that we're just reading that's all we can do here so first of all let's head to boston this week okay i love boston going oh we love boston 1250 massachusetts avenue in boston that's right on the nose there i would say uh we are going to the museum of bad art oh okay very cool i enjoy first of all a so bad it's good thing it's my favorite thing in the world i'm a mystery science theater fan i'm like you know i love you know i love it's a good i love it love that shit. I seek out horrible movies to watch.

The worst ones I can find. And then I tell you about them and you watch them and we laugh at them. So like I've always done that. I with my cousin Ian who does the research, not only for this and helps with crime and sports and does this too. We've been doing that since I was a child just looking for terror, the worst move, the most torturous movies we can find. I've seen the postman like 40 times. Do you understand? I love, I love bad shit. I love it. I love it. Fuck yeah. It's great. It's the best bad movie ever.

It's just all, it's just ego on a screen. It's just his ego on a screen. It's hilarious. Even his real life daughter in this movie wants to, character wants to fuck him. That's how much of a ego trip it is. Everybody wants, even his own teenage daughter wants to fuck him.

It's amazing. He loves him. He loves him. It's every movie he's in. He's just like, I don't know, man. Imagine making a movie about possibly the most boring character on the planet, a postman. A postman.

And then being like, and make my daughter lust after me. What? It's crazy. And then at the end of the movie, the big finale is the best. I won't spoil it for you. It's only 28 years old or so. But to have two like middle-aged, small, not like good fighter, they weren't like a world champion of a boxer fight.

Fight for like, you know, leadership of. of the ruling body. Yeah. They just rassel in a field for a while. That's how it works. And everyone goes, oh, I guess he wins and he's the leader now. It's the craziest fucking movie. What's next?

The accountant? Wait. I think that exists. I think it does. But I don't think it's about accounting. No, I don't think so. This was literally, well, he was like a scam artist in the postman, basically. I'm the postman because he found a jacket and a bag.

So anyway, things are getting better. Getting better every day. So what I don't like, though, is intentionally bad shit. I don't like Sharknado. I don't like shit. I'm not watching that. I'm not watching something that's made intentionally to be bad. I want to see somebody try.

I want to see them lay their heart on the page on the screen. Just really try and give everything they have and the best they can come up with is suburban Sasquatch. That's what I like, which is a terrible movie. So that's the type of thing I like. They tried their best. And I don't think that's what we have here. The Museum of Bad Art, it's got 3.7 stars on Google, total out of 132 reviews. So here is Mandy with five stars, okay?

Some people like it, so we'll find out. Took the subway and a shortish walk to the M-OBA, M-O-B-A, Museum of Bad Art. And it was well worth it for its unique wackiness. We did some beer tasting while we were there, was good and the art was truly bad, exclamation point. Good. That's good that it was bad. Loved the description plaques alongside the pictures.

That would help not to just have a picture up with no attribution here. And that most of the art was either donated from individuals or rescued from thrift stores. The staff were great and while we didn't eat there, food was available to order. They also a good selection, I guess have a good selection, have a branded merch and available and their own brewed beers to take away. If you're close by, it's worth a little detour to see something really different. Now, that's the other thing. They have beer here. It's like a bar and it's in the basement of a movie theater.

That's the other thing, like most museums are. They're mostly in basements of movie theaters. I mean, there's not a lot of room to build something. Not a lot of room. No. I just saw this thing the other day of like under in Manhattan, there's a spot that it's like there's trains like seven layers deep going different. I believe that. It's like the busiest train intersection on Earth actually.

It's the craziest fucking thing. They're all layered in different ways. Different kinds of trains. Different. It's weird as fuck. Yeah. So anyway, I don't know why I brought that up, but it's weird. Okay.

There's just, there's not a lot of room for that. There's not a lot of room. You got to stack things. Yeah. Get creative. You got to get creative. So under a movie theater, you put a museum of bad art in your bar. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Okay. Chris, uh, five stars, simply awesome. Wrapped around the walls of a local microbreu and BBQ joint, the M-O-B-A is one of, is a one-stop shop of craft brews, merch, food, and a cringingly hilarious good time. Some of the art is dot, dot, dot, dot, interesting. Some is awful. Some is bad.

Since it's all subjective, some is actually decent. it. This is worth going out of your way to see. Great. Okay. And then here's three stars. Good. That's it. That's three stars, though. That's the perfect three star rating. Just good and that's it. That's it. By the way, art is one of those things that it's hard for me to, it would be hard for me to go to a museum of bad art because I am suck at art. Sure. That looks great.

Looks great to me. If I did that, I'd be fucking thrilled. I'd be framing it and shit. That looks hard. art and like the other thing too is like early rounds of american idol back in the day or something when they have like terrible auditions unless someone's really bad you know what i mean like the asian guy who can't speak english and singing fucking ricky martin or whatever unless there's that like i can't tell if it's bad or not i don't know and i'll be like that sounded good and they're like oh that was i'm sorry that's awful and i was like jesus christ if someone did that in front of me i'd be impressed i can't do that so i don't know if we're the best judges

is Christine three stars. This is the art in a brewing company. This is the art. That's the sentence. I didn't read that wrong. While it is ostensibly weird, even bad, I was looking for more of a satire of the stuffiness of other museums.

It wasn't the museum of other museum satire, though. It was the museum of bad art. So I'm glad you gave it three and not one. Sasha, one star. The art sucks. Okay, well, that's kind of the point. Five stars. Target, nailed it.

Maybe their one star is a satire for the, I don't know. But for real, it's not really a museum. It's just a bar with stuff on the walls, awkwardly navigating around seated drinkers to take in the work. Yeah, you're looking over someone's table while they're moving their beer. Your hoodie strings are fucking dangling in their microbrew. Gross. You smell like beer.

Then you get to smell like beer. Wouldn't call it a museum, in my opinion. Also, they claim to have 800 pieces in their collection, but very few on display. And they may, and they many, okay, they many were terribly high on the wall too far to really see any of the details. So they stack them up high too. Sounds like it's a small space. It's a basement. To get the most in, yeah.

It's a basement of a movie theater. Florida ceiling. Yeah. This isn't the fucking. Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art here. This wasn't built for this purpose. It's not the Guggenheim. It's a completely different thing that you're doing.

So the owner, by the way, says M-O-B-A definitely is a museum. That's the response. For 30 years in Boston and now Quebec City, we've been collecting, exhibiting, and celebrating art that would be shown at no other venue. Only 95 to 98% of visitors like what we're doing. Sorry,

you're not among them. We have three By the way, you have 3.7 stars on Google, so maybe update your stats a little bit here. You might prefer the MFA, the Gardner, the ICA, or others among the dozens of wonderful art museums in and around Boston. Yeah, you might like a real art museum. An actual, yeah. This is something that we're just like laughing and getting drunk and going, yeah, that painting kind of sucks. Isn't it weird? Look that dumb shit.

Like, here's one of them I'll give you. Now, it's called George and Jackie. And it looks like Jackie Onassis Kennedy here, JFK's wife and George Washington are like, I guess they're like meeting at a party and they're going to hook up later. That's the vibe of getting. Jackie has had some drinks. Oh, yeah. She looks there. And look at George Washington.

That's a terrible George Washington. I mean, they're not great. No. The description is, First Lady Jackie Kennedy gazes flirtatiously at George Washington, the father of our country. That's what it says. So that's what I got out of it, too. Now, not the best painting I've ever seen, but could you do that? You can certainly make it out.

I can't do that. I couldn't do that. If I tried to do that, it would be much worse, is what I'm saying. Here's another one. This is like from some like gay gladiator erotica here. Yeah. Yeah, this is definitely. But I mean, it's not great, but again, I couldn't do it.

Yeah, but the thing about those, I don't know, is that a tunic? What is that thing supposed to be called? I don't know. It's a one-strapy thing. That actually looks like they pulled his titty out on purpose. Well, look, I think they're telling the story. He's got scratches on the shoulder that that's off of. So he's wearing it like a 90s overall where you just have like one strap hanging because he's scratched up over here.

So I think he got it to shirt torn, which makes it more homoerotic for some reason. But again. Can't tell if it's from a tiger, a lion, a bear, or just another gay. Another guy. Yeah. Just a. A gay guy that was really into him. That's what I mean.

So I don't know if that. But still, again, I couldn't do it. You couldn't do it. You know, so I don't know. Here's Liz one star. It's not even good, bad art. Okay, so she wants like, this person wants, what do you want? I don't know.

I don't know. The fact that they call this a museum is insane. Yeah, go to elementary school. Go through the dumpster. There'll be plenty of this shit to look at. It's literally an overpriced bar with elementary school artwork on the walls. Okay. Well, there you go.

Bad art. Yeah. Ad art. Eisha, one star. The museum appeared as one of those things to do in Boston. If you look up things to do in Boston, it pops up on the list. So I looked up their website and found the free passes application. Free passes were emailed.

We go to the museum. At the entrance, we were told we need to purchase theater tickets to go to the museum. You have to purchase a movie ticket to go to the museum. That's how it works. That's the entry. You buy a ticket to the movie. Then you can go downstairs, look in the museum, quote, unquote, and buy a beer and shit. That's how it works. And then go to the movie theater. It's like a bonus.

Yeah, it's like a bunch. And a lot of people say in the reviews like, I didn't even go to the movie. I just bought the movie tickets to go to the bar and see the paintings and then leave. You know, they didn't bother. I'd do that too. How they sell movie tickets. So there's people with some really inflated numbers going on up out there thinking of their movie. Yeah, this movie is really doing well in Boston. It's weird. No other market in the country. No one's seen it. The museum was located in the basement close to the restrooms of a theater. That's nice. You get to mingle with people shitting from theater food. It was just the opposite of what I had expected and was very creepy.

It was a small room, bad green paint with just a few paintings. Totally not worth it. Thank God we did not purchase the tickets. Scott has a little right to the point, a little harsher breakdown of this thing. One star, it's a dank basement room filled with bad paintings and a couple of paintings that are quite good. They should have had him write it. Yeah. That's a pretty good description.

A couple of paintings are quite good, actually. That's too good to be here. I don't like it. There is rat excrement on the floor. That's what I want where food is served. I don't want that at all. Rat excreber. That's what killed fucking Gene Hackman and his wife. That's not good. And maybe their dog too. Who knows? Too much rat shit. Imagine how much poop that is, though. That's got to be.

That's so much. Oh, dude, I saw the video of them going in and find him to. It was so fucking just the lack of dignity, the humiliation. It's so, they shouldn't have showed us that. Probably not. Yeah, that's so bad. I don't want to see. The house looked amazing to have that much rat shit in that beautiful house. They just lived in the middle of the desert.

Yeah. Yeah. That place is amazing. And you got rats. Rats running around. There's rat excrement on the floor and a horrible odor, probably from the excrement. Probably because there's rat shit. Where that comes from.

These people aren't. funny, just viciously cruel. Huh. I don't know where that came from. Next up, another Scott, totally different Scott, but similar thing. Dank, smelly basement room. They love the term dank up there in the Boston area. It is. I think we've nailed exactly what it is.

Dank is the way to put it. The person working there was just nasty and hateful. Uh-huh. You like this art? No, good, you fucking asshole. Like, what do they say to you? None of the paintings were hilariously bad. art project stuff found in dumpsters.

This is obviously a front for the sale of illicit substances. What? Shots fired, motherfucker. I don't think this, I don't like this museum. Clearly they're selling pounds and pounds of fucking heroin out of here. This must be a front for a fentanyl ring. I got it. I get it.

I see. That's what I think when I go in any business that I don't like. I think that it's gotta be that. Otherwise, why would it be in business? I don't like it. I know meth sales when I see it. No, shit. Holy shit.

That is fucking funny. Next up, another Scott. Uh-huh. All the Scots are coming out here. One star. This museum, quote, unquote, is just a filthy basement room with bad paintings. It stinks of urine and is infested with roaches. Excellent.

Roaches and rats. And rats. Well, they're there to eat the rat excrement. You know, it's a good protein. Rats are there for the rest of them. Roaches. That's the circle of life. That's the dank circle of life is what that is.

The dank Lion King. Come see the dank Lion King, everybody. Maybe that's what they're playing upstairs. You have to buy a movie ticket to view the exhibit. It's not worth it. Okay. All right. Neil, one star.

Only go as a side trip for a movie, otherwise total waste of time. I tried to force myself to laugh just to justify the admission price. Ha! Force? Why? Ha! Ha! It's not working.

Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm having a good time. You'd sound like either a maniac or... Absolute lunatic. Just sit there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Start like really going off. Jesus, that guy's going to kill us all. Like that jibes. Joker movie. Yeah. Absolutely. Just wandering around laughing. And then finally, and I shit you not, one more Scott, another Scott.

All different Scots. All the Scots. What is going on here? Which just leads me to believe that, what, 73% of the population of the Boston metropolitan areas named Scott, I would say. A bunch of Scots. Scott, one star. people were injecting drugs in this place. Well, if they're selling it,

why not? You got to try it. Fuck. Yeah, no consumption on premises, guys. What the fuck? I'm not leaving until I know this shit works. Ever buy beer at a gas station? There's a sign right there.

Can't drink this in the store or the parking lot? It's everywhere. I was afraid for my life and the smell was disgusting. Well, that's quaint. Sounds like a real nice. That kind of been the roaches or the rat shit or the meth. Or the meth. Old stale blood from people doing it.

Who knows what's going on. It's a lot of smells in this dank place. If you get enough meth in one place, too, it's got an odor. So, you know, there you go. Okay, so we've seen the museum of bad art here. We're not impressed. We're not impressed. No.

But maybe what will impress us. Let's move on to St. Louis where we just were. Yeah, it was a nice place. It was fine. People are nice to us. We were almost taken by a tornado, which was not great. No. But that's not the St. Louis's fault that there's tornadoes there.

That's nature. So, I mean, they settled there. They set up a place where tornadoes come through, which isn't smart. But that's all through the Midwest. What are you going to do? Yeah. But there hadn't been a tornado in like 12 years in St. 13.

13 fucking years. It's not like that happens constantly in St. Louis. It's a once in a while thing. So we're going to go to St. Louis and get us some wings, Jimmy. Let's do it. We both love wings, by the way. I love a wing. I mean, it's so hard to fuck that up.

And different kinds, too. I like Buffalo. I love a honey, a barbecue, like a tie, the Thai wings of the bow. Oh, my God. The ties, fucking wings are sick. And then tons of different types of wings. You put a flavor on it.

I'll give it a whirl. So let's go to Wingstop here in St. Louis. And also, I like Wingstop. Wingstop isn't bad. Good fries. Decent. There's like, what, 700 of them in Phoenix, I think? There's tons of there everywhere.

Approximately. Yeah, they're in like every plaza in Phoenix. Got into them when I was living there. Wing stop, 2.8 stars, by the way, this particular location. 2.8. How do you do it? Out of 641 reviews, too. This isn't a few people.

Do people stop and get wings? That should be five. That should be at least three. It shouldn't get you to. 2.8, by the way, is I would never eat at a place with 2.8 stars. Because you just go, that's like 50-50 for Christ's sake. You got to do better than that. This particular location is 40-45 Lindell Boulevard in St. Louis, located in Lindell Marketplace.

I guess it's a strip mall. It's where they seem to go. It's open until midnight, by the way, which is convenient for all of us late-night people out there. Let's jump right in here. And Christina gives five stars. By the way, these are some of my favorite reviews of all time, of anything. These are hilarious reviews. Okay, five stars.

They were busy. with only three workers. I was hungry so I stayed. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Let me say this. Four exclamation points. So say it. Floor is yours, Christina.

You got this. I was hungry so I stay. So I was hungry so I stayed, even though they were busy and were understaffed. The food was so four o's hot and fresh. Five exclamation points. Well, thank God you stayed. Let me say this, motherfucker.

Yeah. I checked the reviews before I came. and if it wasn't for my brother, I wouldn't have went to this location. He said, that's how you know the food gone be good, sis. Is that how you know? That's how you know. Bah, ha, ha, ha. Okay.

He said, when the reviews bad in the city, the food be real good. Okay? I don't think so, by the way. I have not had that experience. Even like hole in the wall places that look dirty and shit. Like, if it's actually good, there's good. reviews like you know like Chinese places I go to and shit like that there are places that are disgusting

looking and the reviews are if you don't stop here you're dumb yeah ignore all the should walk in ignore the whatever the fuck ignore cobwebs hanging from the light just fucking get the get the shwarma don't worry about it right yeah um okay so he so happy so happy I ain't listen to none of y'all on these reviews this the best wing stop in St. Louis, baby. And then two smiley faces, one with a tongue hanging out like she's horny for wings. That's the, I want to fuck you face, I think, right?

I don't want to eat you. Suck your chicken wings balls. I will do it. Yeah. You got a chicken with a dick back there because I'm going to suck it. I'll toss it salad. Let's go. Carl five stars. So that's a five star review and it's hilarious.

So that's hot start here. Carl five stars here. after three years since last visit, it was much better this time. Uh-huh. Okay. We got to spoiled on full-size bone-in wings, but prices went up now. Party wings are boneless. Okay.

I can't stand boneless wings. They seem to be missing that flavor. We'll be visiting again soon. That doesn't sound like a five-star review, did it? It's not great. No. It said, yeah, we got spoiled on big, wings at a good price and now the prices

went up so I got to get either tiny wings or ones I don't like now but I'll be coming back for him so that's a trippy one okay by the way they gave the oh never mind I thought they gave that a low review next up Shiloh one star and

they have some pictures here too let's see what Shiloh's got those don't okay those are incredibly wet good yeah those wings are separate those are dry as fuck what's happening look at the you can see, look at the visible salt on the fries. Like it looks like

like, it looks like, you know, when things are like, when they would like salt things to keep them back in the day, like that's what it looks like. Like it's been salted so it's like a con. Like it's like Bacala. Throw it in a drawer. Yeah. Like fucking Bacala. Like my grandmother

would buy that shit the salted cod for Christmas Eve and put it in her suitcase and travel with across the country because it's a salt. A nice pickering. Yeah. Disgusting. Nasty. Nasty. Okay. One star, never again, exclamation point. All right. Was missing an item and I am in the hospital.

Oh, no. Not from the wing stop, by the way. She tried to get it while in the hospital. Oh, it had it delivered to their hospital room? Yes, yes. By the way, that's another sign that it's a good neighborhood is it's near a hospital. Hospitals are always in the best neighborhoods in town. You ever notice that?

Always a real life. It's the hospital. It's the hospital, obviously. The girl hung up. on me, okay, from the hospital I called. Then, then, they put then instead of then. Then I asked to speak to a manager and asked for her name. She wouldn't give it to me.

No, you don't get, you don't get the manager's name. No, sorry. My food was cold and all smooched together, not smooched, smooch. Smooch. S-M-O-C-H, like a kiss. C-H, not S-H. No, no. Not smush, it's smooch.

Yeah. And all smooch together. Well, that's cute when you open it up if they're all in there. And I'll just make it out. Make it out. That sounds great. Together, while my fries was so salty and cold. Yeah, those fries, dude, those fries, I like salty fries, but I've never seen that much salt on fries before.

Those look like when you chew them, it feels like sand in your teeth. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of salt. You're eating clams that somebody didn't fucking wash first, and you're like, ah. Remember rock salt that you can, like, suck on? That's what that looks like. It literally looks like they're just trying to save it for like a month from now.

So they've salted it completely. Whoa. So rude. Oh, like really. Okay. It was so salty and cold. Like really. So rude and nasty food.

Mm-hmm. That's right. So rude and nasty food. Okay. Next up. William. one star trash owners. Oh.

Higher new staff. Okay. I didn't order any of this and it was missing the seasonings from the fires. I guess fries is what they're going for. Like seasonings from the fires. What the fuck are we talking about? I was real confused. They've been roasting the seasonings.

Yeah, I was like, I didn't smoke that much weed before this show. That's crazy. Seasonings from the fires to boneless wings. I didn't, there's no punctuation by the way, I'm trying to figure out where the sentences are. I didn't order, they always mess up your orders. The one on Normandy does better now, sad. All one sentence. And there's pictures of wings that look like wings, but apparently he didn't order any of these wings.

Oh, I ordered something else. They ordered something else is the problem. He said, I didn't order any of this show. And they didn't even give me the side shit that I, that comes with this shit. So that's pretty rough if you didn't order the food that you wanted. Okay, that's a tough one. All right, here we go. Next up, this is fucking great.

One star. I have to say, you'll understand why by the end of this. It's a black guy writing the review from the based on the picture and everything. Okay. One star. My girlfriend went and picked up order yesterday and the person working said it wasn't placed. That's irritating, obviously. The worst.

You go to pick something up. Oh, that's tough. Now you got to wait for the whole order. You thought you had it timed out and you're going to be all fucking smooth. That sucks. I'm trying to get refund because my card says order was placed at 302 and paid my girlfriend and paid my girlfriend. And paid. Okay.

New sentence, but there's no punctuation. Paid my girlfriend. I was like, paid my girlfriend. I'm very confused. My girlfriend had to repay because worker said it was no order in our name. Okay. I called this morning and the manager said for me to call back and couldn't take my name. Okay.

She claimed she had numbers to do. I got numbers to do. Can't bother with you. I'm doing my numbers. I'm doing numbers. Okay. Watching the stories. Doing my numbers.

That's okay. Writing my number down would have took three sex. Then he has advice. And this is why you're like, why did you say it was a black guy up front? Because this is why this next sentence. get some East Indian woman or white to run counter. They are very good with customer service. He's said, listen, I get it.

Oh, you get some black run business, blah, blah, blah, blah. You need to get you an Indian woman or some white lady up there because they are very good at customer service, is what he said. Not whoever you have. Not whoever you have. That is fucking hilarious. Fantastic. Get some East Indian women or white to run counter. They are very good with customer service.

Oh, sir. That's a fucking applause line right there. hilarious. Jared, one star. I would not recommend going to this wing stop. The lady in green, the so-called manager, is very disrespectful and racist against white people.

By the way, again, no fucking punctuation at all. I don't know if whatever this wing sauce is eats it whatever enzyme in your brain makes you remember English class from the fourth fucking grade. but there's no periods, there's no anything in any of this shit.

I went there to order and the lady tells me I need to remove my hood when it's literally 20 degrees outside. I mean if she would have said, please, it would have been less of a big deal. But as I look around, I notice five other people with hoods on that she had said nothing to. Well, your hood was white and pointy possibly. That was the problem. She said that on that. and she had nothing to do, but I guess since I was the only

white person, it was an issue. So if you're white, wrong, you're, by the way. Definitely don't recommend coming to this wing stop. And finally, some punctuation with two exclamation points. I recommend you learn how to use periods, sir, and go

to a different wing stop. Enjoy. And by the way, this person had to include just pictures of them working. Oh. There's just people. Random employees doing their job. Literally doing their job, making wings.

Look how black they are, though. See? I think that's the point they're trying to make it. Somebody's got dyed hair. There's a big fellow there. A big guy. Forget about it. You can't have this.

This is, wow. Okay. Deja, one star. We'll never order from here again. My first order was missing items. Then someone stole my order. Oh, no. They just came and swiped that shit off the counter and ran.

Customer service was dirt poor. I like that. Dirt poor. I've never heard that before. That's a different type of poor. Different type of poor. Yeah. This is piss poor.

Dirt poor is something different. Piss poor is lousy. Dirt poor is real fucking poor with no money. Dirt poor is no fun to wake up. No, you got dirt on your floor because you're poor. That's what that means. There's no tiles or anything. Nasty, dull attitude.

So they're mean and dumb, apparently, this person's saying. The food I did get was cold. Just a piss poor restaurant. There you go. Hey, look at you. You worked it out. I like it. Just a piss poor restaurant with piss poor employees in a piss poor area.

She really drove at home. Talk about driving a point. I like it. You looked around and said, this place is piss poor. Let's go inside and see what kind of service and people work in there. Let's get chicken from them because that's never poisonous. Piss poor neighborhood and a piss poor restaurant. Let's eat chicken.

Let's eat chicken from here. Let's get one of those wet meats. Oh, God. A little pink on the inside. So shiny. And chicken wings are like the hardest thing to know if they're done with that bone in there. So it's probably the most likely to get food poisoning if they don't know what the hell they're doing. I'm not sure.

I'm not a doctor. but you know, in case you thought I was, you might have, people might have had the wrong impression. They might have been listening to us to a long time and going, oh, these are a couple of doctors on here. We're not, just so you know. Don't order from here. Go to the country or go to the county where it be fresh and service be cool. Service be cool. Service be cool.

Not piss poor or dirt more. Don't go to the county. Okay. That's fucking great. Janice, one star. Oh man, now that the people are starting to get angry. This is getting good now. These people that work at this wing stop are the most disrespectful, rude, nasty, terrible customer service having bunch of people I've ever encountered in my 39 years of living.

Wow. 39. So we're going to go over that one more time. Disrespectful, rude, nasty, terrible customer service having a bunch of people. I like that. to tell a grown person to quote move and to go sit down in an establishment is insane go sit down go sit down move yeah literally stood at the counter for 10 to 15 minutes before I was even acknowledged and when I finally was it was absolute attitude they don't greet you or even ask you

if you're picking up your order they just stand there and keep looking at you and that's what's sad And what's sad is, well, what's sad it's the woman that's working there. Okay, that's sad? What's sad? What's sad it's the woman that's working there. If you don't want to work or do your job correctly, please apply for unemployment. It's sad. Wow.

Well, the thing, you have to get fired to apply. You can't quit. Yeah, yeah, you can't quit. So you know what you do? You do your job really poorly until they fire you. So maybe she's trying to fulfill your. She's on board. Your advice might be too late.

She might have already established this. She's like, duh, bitch, yeah. That's what I'm doing. I think I'm trying to do. If I think I'm doing. Move, sit down. Now, here's the wrong order that you didn't, food you don't want. Feel free to complain to carpet.

Get out of here. Fuck off. Wow. All right then. Alexis, one star. Okay. It gets angrier and angrier. Rudest lady with blue hair ever in the front.

Routest lady ever with blue hair No, rudest lady with blue hair ever Ever in the front I've seen blue hair rude ladies This one tops the tops That's it The rudest of the blue-haired rude ladies I came in to pick up my food

Waited 50 minutes to do so Because I usually have to wait 30 minutes For my food to come out Okay so he got there late knowing that it would be late And I saw that my pickup order was ready on the rack and confirmed with them that my name was right. I was just moved the bag to the side to see if the order was correct since the guy was busy with another customer.

And this lady yelled, don't touch. You can't touch that. Which I understand. I've gone to those, but you can't when it's in the racks. Yeah, you don't go sit. Don't let them give you the one. Yeah, you can't just go picking through it and shit. Because what if that's somebody else's.

Exactly. Now, you're touching it. What if you've touched the wrong bag? And it's chicken. Can we emphasize that enough? It is precarious. This is a precarious situation in the beginning. From go.

This is a precarious protein, everybody. Yeah, we got a precarious protein and you need to watch out. Don't be finger-puckingate anything in there. Don't cross-contamination. Oh, I understand if they don't want people taking orders right away. I never left a review like this before, but this time I was so disappointed you don't talk to customers like that. Well, yeah, you shouldn't try to work there either. Yeah, don't show up without an apron filling out W-2s and just touching people's shit.

I'm going to show up at McDonald's and just finish those fries off and fucking salt on myself next time. They won't mind them, sure, right? I'll show you how much goes on here. Watch out. Yeah, watch this. Holy shit. So rude and so inappropriate. But gave, because they have food service atmosphere.

Service one, atmosphere one, food, five. Fucking five. It's hard to argue with fucking wingstop. See, to me, if the food's really good, I forgot about all that other shit. I couldn't give a shit. Don't care. Don't give a fuck. Yeah, I've gone to plenty of delis where it's a fat rude Italian guys yelling at everybody.

If they make a great sandwich, I don't care. That's the price you pay. It's part of it. I just went to dinner the other night by myself and got the wrong check. And I corrected them. It was really low. I was like, there's no way this is mine. Also, where's my bottle of wine?

I drank that all about myself. And they didn't, so I gave the, she brought it back. And it was, I don't know, much higher. And I paid it. And then left. And I, and she still got a great tip because, I don't know, I feel like a jerk. Who cares? Who cares?

How much actual inconvenience did you get? Didn't bother me. Don't care. That's what I mean. I'd give them five stars if they wanted to review. They do want a review because they email me fucking all the time about this. Never get in a review if you're going to, if you're going to do that. You email me twice and I haven't given you a review yet.

I'll never give you a review now. And if I already did, take me off your fucking email list. I already did it. Stop it. So, yeah, this person, a little disappointed here. Okay. Tatarica. Tater.

It's Taterrica is it spelled. Taterrica, one word. One star. So this wing stop is right on par with almost every other one in the area. the usual scene. Yeah. That sounds cryptic. About 15 customers waiting for their order, plenty of staff, but they're all playing around

giving you dirty looks. Oh, I want that. Yeah, they're playing like, you guys are bothering us. Stood there for five minutes before an employee finally made a comment about, don't you hate people staring at you, implying the customers? Don't you hate it when people watch you do your job when they have no other thing to do here? except stare at you and wait for shit. They said that while everybody's just staring at them.

Don't you? These motherfuckers just stare at us. People staring at you all the time looking at everybody. That is hilarious. Pathetic, she says is her last. Oh, do you fucking hate customers, man? You hate, yeah. What is this?

Clerks? What the hell is happening? This job would be great for the fucking customers. Yeah, it's like Randall from Clerks is fucking working there. Fucking video store guy. One star from Donna Placed a delivery order and received dry wings called DoorDash and they tell me the store They tell me call the store

And when I do one ghetto worker answers the phone How many ghetto workers would you prefer answer the phone I don't know what that means Only one person can answer a phone When I do one ghetto worker answers the phone and say my order was dry because the driver was staring while they were making it. I think we've connected a couple of things here. That's amazing.

I think Tater Rico over there is a door dash driver. Yeah. It's dry because the driver was staring at them while they were making it. Yeah. That's their excuse. Yeah, I didn't put sauce on it because there was a guy looking at me and I don't like that. Oh, okay. They're going to be drier than you want them to be.

Okay. How stupid. and then get upset and pass the phone to another ghetto manager. Oh my God. Manages the whole ghetto, huh? That's an impressive job. That's not easy. To manage a whole ghetto is difficult.

It really is. That's tough. I wouldn't want that job. Another ghetto manager, basically no help. Overecooked and dry. $33 for trash will not return and will be disputing payment. Oh, and we're going to claim. claim it was fraud.

And this is, look at the, those are, they're just dry. They look, they look. Those look like salt and pepper. Yeah. That's not good at all. No, man. They don't have a drop of sauce, man. No, it looks like you'd bite into them and it would disintegrate like the turkey and Christmas vacation or something.

It's not good. Not good at all. Ayamide, is the name here. One star. I had to make this review tonight because I have a problem. with the way the employees at Wingstop treated me when I came to pick up my Uber order. Oh. They claimed they gave my Uber Eats order away two of them, to be exact.

Two orders you had? Lied and said they lost my orders and told Quabota, Quedoba next door to lie. Oh, Qdoba. Yeah. Cudoba. What is that? Yeah. It's a little Mexican restaurant.

Oh, okay. A little fast food chain. It's knock off It's not off Chipotle and it's like It's actually really bad Okay, I've never had it What they tell him next door?

They told Kubota next door to lie I thought it was a guy I'm like, who's Kubota? Where'd he come into this? Cudoba. You know Cudoba the dude who hangs out in front of the store next door. They told him to lie.

They just called him Q usually because Cudoba's a shit name. You know, talk to Q. Ask him some shit out there. He knows what's he watches while things happen. I was really confused. to lie and say they didn't have an order for another customer who also was cancel.

Her's name, hers name started with, hers name started with a mo. I don't think English is this person's first language based on their last name too. It's a very long name. But I don't believe them. I think they have some weird vendetta against me. Oh, okay. Okay, now the Wingstaff has a vendetta against one man.

Vendetta. Wow, you better watch out Cubota's out there to kick your ass or Cudoba or whatever the fucking name is. The thing out of vendetta, he settles that shit. So, okay, a vendetta against me and I don't know why,

because I don't know any of them. It's personal now, motherfucker. I don't know. Why do you all have a ventetta? Let me ask you this, when you went in there, did you ever your eyes? You didn't look directly at them,

did you? You're not supposed to do that. It's like when Prince is backstage back, the day. You're not supposed to look directly into his eyes, I believe, was the rule. Oh, my God. If it's over-jalous, that's let the whole world know how women in STL really are. I think this person's saying, these bitches don't like me because my ass is better. Oh. She said, yeah, if it's over-jalous, I think Van is what they're going for. then lets the whole world know how women in STL really are.

Yeah, I think they're saying, I went in there with the goods, and these bitches don't like me because I'm hotter than them. I think that's the... It's got to be. I think that's what we're talking about here. It's disgusting and quite lame, if you ask me. You're learning. You're learning English, if that's not your first language,

because it's not stopping me from getting money. I decided to leave that area because I didn't like the way they was refusing to hand me my order. Yeah, I left because they wouldn't transact business with me. What else are you going to do? Move in.

They told me they didn't have both my orders before I even told them the second order's name. They were picking up two different Uber Eats orders here for two different people, I think. In fact, they told me they don't know where the order is and it's lost. I think this store needs better staff and an overall new vibe.

They were acting very, very oddly and it's suspicious. This makes it sound like they're all on mescaline or something weird. They were all acting very oddly. Yeah, totally. Yeah, K-Hulls all around. That's what was going on. And it's the fact that they even told the guys at Kudoba to say the exact same words.

So yeah, it's a double conspiracy. They got the people at Kudoba just on board with everything they Fuck yeah. We hate this bitch. You don't you understand? I'm 28 years old. I don't know anyone of the kids or adults working at this location. And I just don't know why they would behave so weird like that. It bothers me that this is going on in this city because I grow up here. You're fucking out of here. You grew up in America. I clean this up so fucking much, dude. There was a lot of that. like whys for why and like a lot of like things that we see when people don't speak English that well like as not because it's not their first language makes me sick to my stomach you probably weren't born here but still if you've been here for more than I don't know six months that's not you're doing so great you're doing great um hoof uh Chloe one star the worst service I have ever received rude right when I walked in the door I was mocked

for saying I had a pickup water. How do you mox? I got a pickup water. I got a pickup water. Hey, who am I? I gave me pickup water. Who was that? Yeah, you're right, that bitch.

That's right. Sounds just like it. Chloe with her fucking pickup. That's what it was. I need a pickup water. Look at me. I'm Chloe. I'm Chloe.

I eat food and walk around. Oh, I can't get enough. This is the greatest thing ever. So I was mocked for saying I had a pickup water, then told to, quote, sit down. That seems like a pattern that goes on. We're going to tell you how you're most comfortable, standing, sitting, sit the fuck down. It sounds like that as their fit. Sit down and shut up.

Sit down, shut up, and we'll give you wings when we'll get them. We'll tell you when you get wings. They may or may not be dry, but you're getting them. If you look at me, I'll put no sauce on your wings. Don't you stare at me? Don't you look at me. Unsure if this was a manager or just a worker, but they need to be fired immediately. Bright green hair is the description, by the way.

You know who it is. You know who it is. She also, the one with bright green hair. She also repeatedly made fun of customers in front of them, having other employees laughing as well. I love it. She's roasting people to their face with doing a show for the employee. She's killing. As a comic, I appreciate that kind of. It's amazing. If she's killing, I mean, if people are laughing, there is no wrong joke,

you know what I mean? So it's one of those things. You found your audience. You're going. You got it. Crush away, friend. Yeah, fucking have. Good for you. Maybe you can open for us sometime. Carolyn, one star, just waited over an hour for one meal. Absolutely horrible service every time I come to this one. At this point, somebody reach out to Rick Ross himself. What? Does he own the wing stops? Oh, I think he has this.

Oh, Fat Boy Need a 10 piece. Yeah, he has a song where he says it. Okay. Well, I don't... Fat Boy needs a 10 piece. Okay, wait a second, though. Making a song about liking it is not the same as... It's not even a song.

It's one lyric in an entire song about something entirely different. No, no, no, no. I know this. Yeah, totally. I'm just saying that I don't understand why he's the authority to talk to because he mentioned it once. Because that fat guy loves this place. Wow. Because the management is clearly doing everything and then all caps all wrong at this location. Oh my God. Rick Ross better not step foot in this place if he needs a 10 piece. He's going to be pissed. He's not getting it or he's to be mocked for it. Hey, 10 peas.

Meisha one star. Yeah. I was told at a previous visit to come up front and ask about online orders. I did that today and was ignored multiple times by the cashier. When I took it upon myself to check the orders for mine, again, somebody finger fucking the orders. The manager, lady with teal slash blue hair. I think she changes upper color sometimes just to fuck with the reviewers. That's not me.

I got blue hair. As it fades, she probably throws in whatever is closest to what the fade is. Yeah. Smart lady. Smart lady yelled that we can't touch anything we need to ask for help. Fair. When I stated that I did but was ignored multiple times, she repeated the same thing. It doesn't fucking matter to me.

Doesn't matter. So what's the procedure? Because waiting today for 30 minutes after my order was ready is ridiculous. And of course, the fries were cold. Probably because they sat there for 30 flip. Flipping minutes. Flipping minutes. Marquis, or Marquise, one star.

If I could give this place a zero, I would. He nailed it. My man. Zero stars is where it's at, but a zero is. That's fine. I get it. Just if I could, I would. That's all I'm looking for.

Zero anything. Not start, whatever the rating is. I don't get zero of them. Zero wings, zero. I give it zero ten pieces. Zero sauce. I love my peoples, but it's ghetto up there. Oh.

So listen. Yeah. Loud talking, cussing bad attitudes. Swearing at work. Yes, well, that seems like that's par for the course here. Took 22 minutes for my chicken sandwich and it wasn't good at all. I'm calling corporate office. This is ridiculous.

He turned white lady fast. He went from a black man to a white woman like that. He's going to call corporate and his first words are going to go, mm, yeah. Yeah. Hello there. No, but to go to, how do you turn a black woman, a black man into a white woman? Well, either whatever the fuck Michael Jackson did for 35 years or one bad chicken sandwich. Either or, done.

Yeah, don't sauce his nugs and he's going to let you have it. You are going to get it right in the face. Jasmine one star. Sorry there's so many details, but this is fucking hilarious. It's amazing. It's very fucking funny. I'm going to skip this one though and go to the next one. Aenea, one star.

The manager with the big eyes and little ponytail needs to quit if she don't like her job. Big eyes, little ponytail. You know which one. After myself and a customer told another employee we had pickup orders and our names, that big-eyed heifer. She's a big gal with a little bit. That big eye, yeah, that is. That big eyed heifer proceeds to say, okay, and they can sit down now. She's the one just directing everyone.

Sit the fuck down. People sit. And then this person goes on to say, or I can stand up like I've been doing because me standing up should be the least of your worries when y'all was 10 minutes late making my meal. Boom. Got you. And I agree. Don't worry about the fuck I'm doing out here. Somebody says, don't worry about me stand and just make the fucking nugget.

Yeah. If someone told you to sit down, wouldn't you crack up laughing? I would laugh my, I would laugh for 10 straight fucking minutes. You work here. You don't tell me what to do. You're like, that's crazy. You work for me, mother. I could literally tell you make me more wings and you literally have to do it. You have to do it. That's ridiculous. Don't tell me what to do. Make wings. If I'm back there and you're over here, I don't care where the fuck you're standing either. And you tell me to make wings. It doesn't, it's just the point is at this. At this. moment in time, our relationship is wing buyer, wing maker. I don't do anything, but watch you make wings. That's it. Oh, man, Danita, one star, went to get some food from this store and they gave me the wrong

food called up the store and someone in the background saying I'm lying. She lying? That bitch is lying. Fuck her. Tell her to sit down. She got it. She knows what she got. She's trying to get more.

She's still hungry. I know she's at her house, but tell her to sit down. Fuck her. Sit down, ma'am. Just go sit on your couch. Oh, my God. The background saying I'm lying. I don't have to lie about a damn thing.

Oh, she's mad. You can tell her. I don't have to lie about a damn thing. You don't tell me I'm lying. Especially some chicken that I could buy again. I don't need this chicken. I can afford chicken. Y'all managers in these restaurants need to do better.

I will not be at this location again. better in the first place, which I apparently don't because you were there. Somehow gave the atmosphere a three, though. I don't know how that happened. That's interesting. And then probably we should end the, God, we have to do the personal item. Yeah, let's get to the dick cage. But this is, how do you stop this?

Alicia, one star, I can't stop. The manager with the purple hair. See, I have to add a purple now. We need updates on this manager's hair. That's the thing that we can't stop. To the blue. It's starting to... Oh, God.

Lacks all the home training. I don't know what that is. Okay. Oh, home training, life training, and adult training she could have ever obtained in life. Oh, boy. Damn. She spoke to the customers rudely, said they weren't listening to their names being called, and refused to provide refund saying it was only four workers,

and anyone wanting a refund would have to wait longer after already waiting almost two hours, not including the hour I waited after. after placing the order. Okay, that wings are not worth two hours. An hour? I'm not waiting two hours. What are you talking about?

Yeah, that's... You could have eaten at Cheesecake Factory. Yeah, you could have eaten. That's unbelievable. You could have waited at Outback for the beeper to go off and then sat down an eight. And had a steak for Christ's sake.

Look, uh, Reese one star. This is the worst location in St. Louis. The workers are sadly illiterate. Now they're illiterate. They can't even read now. Sadly, illiterate, lazy, and lost at the same damn time. All three. They never wear gloves.

They're unwilling to properly deal with the public correctly. They're practically walking imbeciles wasting time. My God, this one has a lot of red faces in it. So I'm going to do this quick. D, one star. They are so rude in there. The night girl with the twists or dreads or whatever, she is very rude. acted like I couldn't have extra sauce.

I was paying for it. And little dude hanging out, handing out food on his phone. The people had been waiting for hours. If you don't want to work, don't come. I love Wingstop, but this is a bad experience tonight. Then I get home and my orders all messed up. I asked for all bone in, why I got hot boneless. Plus, they were out of why I got it.

Plus, they were out of blue cheese sauce. And then finally, Drey wants to. Star. I ain't gone lie. This the worst wing stop in the city. Big chicken made me throw up. Big chicken. I don't know if that's an item they have there or what, but it sounds hilarious. The big chicken made me throw up. Big chicken made me throw up. Throw the whole damn restaurant away. The whole restaurant. The whole restaurant. Throw it away. Shit, I have to do this one last one. Sorry, J.1 Star. God damn it. They're just so good. today when you hear it you'll know today the general manager told me specifically she would spit on my food drop it on the ground and still fry it i don't even know what sick you come in here i don't even know

what to say about that uh i'll go on to skip to the end here um i politely asked for my refund pray for anyone eating at this location they deserve better and the girl with the colorful hair here again. She is still here. She's a problem. Threatened to have someone come up there and harm me. Oh. I will call my brother. He'll come over here and kick your fucking ass.

It's a wing stop. What are we doing? Threatened to have someone come up there and harm me. Wish people who own this place could see the disrespect to the community first hand. Okay. I don't even. There's everything's been spit on, stomped up. and then quote.

Oh, God. Okay, one more. Min, one star. I'm sorry. Don't know. They're great. Okay, this one. Wings are good, but it's understaffed and the staff are racist.

You want to hear why? I'll tell you. Here we go. Staff are rude and made racist comment on my name saying it's, quote, weird Chinese name. Don't think I will come back. How do you leave that out? They had to scream it for him to come and get the order and they go, Weird Chinese name?

Somebody got a weird ass Chinese name up in this motherfucker? No, okay. Good. Holy fucking shit. That is amazing. And then there's another one complaining about fucking somebody's, oh my God, the blue hair female asked if I was her daddy. Asked if I was her daddy because last time she checked her daddy was dead.

Oh, I asked her to do something and she said, you my daddy? That's time I checked. My daddy's dead. Don't look at me and sit down, by the way. Okay, finally. I'll stay on your food and stop on it. Holy shit. All right.

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That's very sad. That's terrible. It requires two double A batteries. Okay. You can get double A's in there? Double A's in there. I guess it goes to the remote part. Oh, in the remote.

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This is not going to finish you off in 30 seconds, but it's a nice gentle ride. Very light. It is one of my faves for a relaxing hands-free time. Wow, is that right? If it takes a little longer, maybe that's a good thing. I would replace it right away if it died. This is this guy's jam. He just uses it to masturbate.

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What if they walk closer? Why are you buzzing? Jesus, I'm letting it hang off and down my pants and I keep wondering if it'll fall off, but it hasn't, and that astonishes me. That's why this is a five-star rating, despite that the vibration could be a little bit more. the grip and discretion that I find possible with this opens up all sorts of fun doors. If it vibrated more, it'd be even louder. You'd have to have people even farther away. Yeah.

So I'm mainly wondering how long the battery will last. My main thought is that I want more. I want the sleeve to go over the shaft too. I want four bullets in the head and another two for the shaft part. This guy wants everything. What the fuck? You want it all, man. You're just not getting it.

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He never wanted to have sex with me again. Again. How's that five-star? Maybe he hated you before. And he's like, finally. Christ, I don't have to fuck this one. It's a great. Jesus Christ.

He loved it so much. He never wanted to have sex with me again. Perfect Father's Day gift. What? Birthday gift. Birthday holiday Black Friday gift for men who love the ride to ride the Silver Bullet alone. This should be passed out at class reunions, family reunions,

religious church so schools. Religious church schools. Yeah, they're going to hand it out. Here you go, kids. Put that on your dick. To help the elderly who might be pontificating between right and wrong. What?

Does he mean that people who are going to fuck the kids at the schools? You give them this and they won't fuck the kids? I think they just said, this is an alternative to pedophilia, I believe is what they said. If you want your dick to feel good, this feels like two small hands on it.

There you go. Yeah, this feels like tiny little hands. Tiny little god-fearing hands are wrapped around your cock. This is a great swag bag influencer addition to any toolkit in your toolbox. In fact, I will take this further to say the United States military should include this in its toolkit for future soldiers who may be spending time alone in isolated jobs. They want you to work probably and concentrate. The oil well riggers who work on oil wells in the ocean might like this gift. Anybody who's alone a lot that possibly needs to beat off, this might be helpful.

Anybody who's a pro-masturbation possibly. Hello, lonely people. Then he goes, no one ever talks about how lonely the oil workers on rigs are, which are mostly men. They need love, too. Don't forget the men who spend much time alone, the United States Army officers who never get any attention. This is evolved. This is a tool kit. This started out with their husband.

want to fuck them anymore. Yeah. Which now it's just an ad. That's just like any lonely person out there, put this on your bicker. And it'll work. Yeah. This needs and they need this in their toolkit so they can get stoked up about something today.

The product is easy to use and can be used for artificial insemination of farm animals. What? What is going on? I want to see this on the bowl. The fuck are you talking about? Ah, Jesus. In gathering samples of reproduction fluids in the, in the ram. Oh, just Rams.

You can't put it on anything else. Perhaps we could put it on the panda, because those things won't fuck each other. The koalas don't like to fuck each other. You put this thing on a goat. It won't do it, though. Only the Rams will fucking go for this. Wow. George, five stars.

It gave me an orgasm the first time. Good for you, George. Due to prostate cancer. Oh, poor George. Oh, George. I no longer have erections or ejaculate. George, you poor bastard. The day I received this, I tried it.

It's a bit of a job to get it over a flaccid penis head. The sensations were very pleasant. By adjusting the speed carefully, there are points where the two motors are slightly out of sync. This causes a sensation of circular motion where the peaks are greater than at the highest setting. I had it run for quite a while and was about to shut it off and go to sleep when suddenly I began to feel an orgasm build. Here it comes. It's been in there for a while, too. A flaccid orgasm.

Oh, my God. Oh, my, that was good. These occur extremely rarely for me. Back before the cancer, I am ejaculated at a minimum of twice a day. Oh, wow. Wow. Leave on that thing or fucking. Nothing else to do.

Not having the semen coursing through my urethrum removes a great deal of the pleasure from an orgasm. Still, I will take any orgasm that I can get. Well, I don't think that's an orgasm if nothing came out. It felt good, but. He doesn't have any ejaculate, James. It doesn't produce anything. But, yeah, I get that.

So he has a sensation, but it was a dry well. Yeah, there was a powder puff, but nothing came through. Oh, man. Just the pump happened, but nothing went. It's a dry pump. The well's empty. Well's empty, yeah, dry well. Here we go.

Four stars. Flavor saver. I am disgusted to hear what the, this. this head teaser is okay, but it would be nice if the vibrations could be changed. It's interesting, though, when you have this on at certain levels, the vibrations kind of change or warp or something. When I noticed recently, though, is the best part of this toy. While having this on and reading my head, reading my head, I'm slowly dumping LOL loads of pre-com. Oh, God.

This is on Amazon. on. Yeah. And after. It just started to some. Those fucks. Oh my God. And after, say, 15 minutes goes by, I dump quite a good load in the headpiece.

This guy is very classy. This is. From, baby, I think we should get the catcher in the ride to people earlier and easier. Yeah, you're right. Now I'm dumping loads into my life. This is very poet. Did, like, Robert Frost write this or something like, This is a very, wow, dump quite a good load in the headpiece.

Jesus Christ. It gets better. And when done, I just, everybody, hold on to your lunches. Oh, boy. I just stick my tongue inside and lick and suck all that delicious goo out. I'm going to fucking vomit my wing stop up all over the fucking ground right now. He loves this because it catches all of his jizz and it doesn't taste like a Trojan. And he can just sop his own.

He can use it as a little shot glass. A little shot glass for his own. I am disgusted. Please, I hope the next one is gross. That is horrifying. DCH. Just wanted to sell books, man. DCH, four stars.

This will reach the goal. Oh, will it? Yeah. The desired effect is reached quickly. Very quiet with little mess, not super stimulating. Just okay and inexpensive. If you drink it all, James, there's very little mess. Very little.

It's not a lot, really. You need more. CS4 stars teasingly delicious is the title. Okay. I've been using this for about three weeks now. I use it on and off because I don't want to desensititize. desensitize the nerve endings on my glands. Okay?

I also use a penis skin cream to make sure that my skin and nerve endings are healthy and smooth as well after each session. Your dick does not need this much attention. It's not an 86 Jeep C.J. fucking six or something that you're, it doesn't need this much work. It's a dick. It's pretty good on its own. I'm so glad that rubbing this thing works so great. That's it. Just done and done. This guy's got creams and sabs and fucking... The minute I need to be doing shots of my own, I'm dying.

Oh, Jesus. I tend to use the low to medium settings for good warm-up, then ramp up to high to max for the really strong vibrations. Due to the rubber glands cap and my own, quote, equipment, it tends to catch a lot of my pre-com, which is helpful for relubing in case another it ever does feel uncomfortable during sessions. These people. I am horrified by this.

My sessions last between 30 minutes to 2 plus hours. What? Depending on how worked up I am. I tend to edge a lot with this. This person needs something to do, a job. I don't understand. With this going from max vibration when I feel close to climax, then turning it off completely until I lose the urge to ejaculate and repeat.

The only cons with this product is that it's pretty loud, so I can't wear this under my clothes in public or around the house unless I'm alone. Holy fuck. Okay. Three stars. Fine for preliminaries does not deliver the whole experience and that is okay too. This person gives different ratings here. A five on quality of manufacturing and durability. A two on actually getting the thing on your part that goes on to that black rubber receptor.

Five for enjoying the vibrations once you get. it on properly. It does feel good. Very nice indeed. A one on completing the job eventually. A nice preliminary, but ending hard to achieve. Need a follow-up plan in mind. Gee, I wonder what that could be. How do you follow up that? Steve, three stars. I don't care for it. Yeah. Okay. I was surprised when it arrived. This, the item is large and difficult for me to use. I do not like the advertising, saying it has multiple speeds. The speed and vibrations are controlled by turning a wheel. There are not selections for different speeds and vibrations.

So you need like, you want like a switch that says like on medium. You want it to be like 350 or whatever. Like you need to be like an oven. I will say it seems to be well made overall. I don't like it or want it, but I'm stuck with it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I'm stuck with it. That's your dick vibrator.

Wow. That sir is your fucking dick hat. your pre-cum shock glass that's your cocklead that's your cocklead three stars better if you have a helper I think most sex is probably that way

difficult to get on but it does do the job once you get it on a bit heavy and cumbersome and takes practice better if you have a helper I gave it three stars because it's difficult to get on

and should be a bit longer slash larger maybe offer two sizes but once in place it's quite intense surprised even me even him It's shocked.

Even him, it's surprised. You bought it to come and it worked and you're surprised. You should be thrilled. Okay. Two stars from John works as expected, but wires broke quickly. Operationally, it worked as expected. Operationally, Jimmy. However, right at the bottom of both vibrators where the control wire enters,

the plastic sleeve quickly after a couple of weeks split, i.e. dead vibrators. Of course you can wrap it in tape, but hey. Okay? What are you talking about here? Unsatisfactory and very disappointing, one star. And in the beginning they put euphemisms on. I tried using it on three different occasions. It was never able to fully solidify wood.

Champagne pop was totally absent. Any such device must be at least as good at being a handyman. If not, then Solitaire would be better. or spent without the device. What the fuck are you talking about? Don't ever call that a champagne pop, you vile. Champagne pot. What the fuck, man.

And says, so I got to keep being the handyman. In other words, using your hand. Keep putting it together. Yeah. And jerking yourself off. Total waste of money, one star. It's $18, man. That's what I mean.

Right off the bat, no instructions. But finding and opening the battery compartment was intuitive and easy. Getting the batteries into the cheapest set of contact. I've ever seen was another matter. But then, but they, but get them in, I did and went looking for the start button. Surprise, there isn't one. There's a speed dial, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with starting. No click at the top or bottom.

No amount of fiddling produces action. So I trashed it without ever being on the business end of it to see how it fits. Damn. You're too stupid to turn it on. Okay. This is my favorite one ever. One star, great until it caught fire. What?

Yeah, that would be bad while it's on your dick. On the tip, yeah. This is my second one of these. The first one lasted a good amount of time, years, and then died. The last one lasted about six, eight months, then caught on fire. Had a burnt rubber smell and smoke. No. Very scared.

It's on your dick. That's scary. No one ever wants that, but especially down there. Right. Would have rated it well before its untimely demise. Oh, my God. And fire. fire I think is a product for your dick that if it catches on fire is okay it's well it's just a little fire jimmy what's the big deal here um there's a bunch about the rubber being too thick so my husband can't feel the vibrations through the thick rubber there are two layers obviously due to the nature yeah so that he doesn't have to use condos yeah there's two layers you know it's all right i use this too not worth the trouble of returning well then that's just you're not because you're not you

You can't return it. That serves your vibrating dickhead. One star trash. Don't waste your money. The material it is made from garbage. First time while trying to put on penis and product cause the material to split. It will not stay on penis. I hate when that happens.

There we go. One star from Rusty. One battery heats and I burnt my hand removing the right battery. I'm using two new Duracel AA batteries. By the way, I've always heard that you're not supposed to use good batteries and sex toys. You're supposed to use shit batteries. The good ones are too much for their motors. I've always heard.

Yeah, I knew someone that worked at a shop and they were like, yeah, use. Really get them going, huh? Use those shit batteries. And then finally, one star from Larry, slim penises only. Get on here, you thin prick. Thing prick. It is not durable. The sides rip.

It's not for men with. thick peckers. He broke the sides. He broke it. He broke it. snapped it before he could drink all of his pre-cum out of there. You cock split motherfucker. We went a little long, sorry about that, but it's more show. There you go. What do you care? It's free. So enjoy a lot of wings stops. Sit down.

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