You're Wrong About - Coyotes! with Lulu Miller
Episode Date: May 24, 2025Who is out there behind the howling midnight parties in the distance? For generations we have coexisted in varying degrees of rivalry, conflict, and admiration with the North American canine known as ...the coyote. From pre-colonization to our modern backyards, through the wild west and the streets of San Francisco, award-winning NPR science reporter and YWA Maligned Animal correspondent Lulu Miller takes our pack on a journey toward a better understanding of these resilient creatures.Terrestrials // “The Howler: The Dog Who Joined a Coyote Pack”https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab-kids/articles/the-howler-the-dog-who-joined-a-coyote-packMore about Lulu Miller:https://radiolab.org/team/lulu-millerVisit Christine E. Wilkerson's website https://scrappynaturalist.com/Support You're Wrong About:Bonus Episodes on PatreonBuy cute merchWhere else to find us:Sarah's other show, You Are GoodLinks:http://patreon.com/yourewrongabouthttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/youre-wrong-abouthttps://www.paypal.com/paypalme/yourewrongaboutpodSupport the show
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You know what, Mark Twain, maybe you're an allegory of one.
You ever look in the mirror and think about that?
Welcome to You're Wrong About, I'm Sarah Marshall and today we are talking about coyotes!
Exclamation point. with Lulu Miller. Lulu Miller
is the host of Terrestrial, she's the co-host of Radiolab, she's the former co-host of NPR's
Invisibilia, and of course she's the author of the bestseller Why Fish Don't Exist. Lulu was last on
a couple years ago for our Lesbian Seagulls episode. I loved making that
episode and I loved making this one with her too. This is also kind of a sassy sister piece to a new
terrestrials episode called The Howler, the dog who joined a coyote pack. So if you like this episode
please check out that one too and check out terrestrials. In this episode we talked about
some of the history of coyotes, that history being entwined with American history as a whole,
what it takes to be a survivor, and how humans can identify with the animal world without
just projecting ourselves onto what we see. Lulu also wants us to tell you that during her research
on coyote she learned quite a lot from the conservation scientist, carnivore ecologist and urban ecologist,
Dr. Christine E. Wilkerson. And that a lot of what we get into in this episode, it comes
through Dr. Wilkerson's research. End of the fun bonus, at the very end of this episode,
we have a clip of Lulu Miller interviewing Dr. Christine Wilkerson.
If you want bonus episodes, we have plenty for you on Patreon and Apple Plus subscriptions
and our newest one is a fun jaunt through newspapers.com that I took with Chelsea Weber-Smith.
We gave each other a few words, we went out on a scavenger hunt and we brought each other
back what we found.
And shortly we will be coming out with a new bonus with Miranda Zichler, producer of American
Hysteria and woman of many talents on Peg Bracken's I Hate to Housekeep book and what
it means to hate or perhaps tolerate housekeeping.
Thank you so much as always for joining us.
Thank you for being here with us.
Thank you for tumbling and fumbling in the spring.
Thank you for surviving.
Here's your episode.
Welcome to You're Wrong About, the show where we talk about maligned women and sometimes
maligned animals.
And with me today is our maligned animal correspondent, Lulu Miller.
That's your beat.
That really is my beat.
Last time we talked about, often known as the rats of the sky, gulls.
Yup.
Sea gulls.
Love it. And today we're talking about what we could call
the rats of the medium-sized carnivorous predators.
I'm so happy that we're talking about coyotes.
I don't know what direction you're gonna take it in.
You just said the word coyotes to me
and I was like, yes, perfect.
And I will tell you my personal fun fact about coyotes,
which is that when I was
growing up where there were coyotes, you know, I believe you're going to tell me something
about there being like 40 coyotes per human in this country or whatever the statistic
is. But we would hear coyotes like having a party like they do when I was a kid. And
because we watched a lot of PBS nature shows for a while when I was little, I thought that they were hyenas.
Oh, I love that the hyenas of the Pacific Northwest.
The hyenas of Sobey Island.
Yeah.
I mean, they are when they party.
The first time I heard them party in the wild was when I was in my early 20s and growing
up in the Boston suburbs, like I had really never heard them.
And then I did.
And I truly thought it sounded like witches. Like it was such a primal, Coveney, electrifying
sound like that. Like, and tons of that. I mean, there's something so exciting about that sound.
There really is. Yeah. And it yeah. And I heard it the other day
because I was out taking a walk
and there's like, you know,
coyotes still in the Portland area, of course.
And, you know, and there's a video,
I think that went viral a couple of years ago
about a kid being chased by a coyote across their yard.
Oh, really?
In your area, in Portland?
Yeah, somewhere in Portland.
But like, yeah, I heard them the other night
and it was that thing where you have your headphones in
and you're like, oh, what's happening?
Is there a football game at the high school?
And you're like, no.
But like same vibe, same like blood boiling vibe,
excited, communal excitement, you know?
Yeah, and I don't know what the circumstances of those party sounds are, but it just like,
I don't know.
And it doesn't sound menacing to me.
It would sound menacing if it was closer, but like many things when you're far away,
you're like, ah, nature, nature is sexy.
Yeah, nature is sexy.
So yeah, that is what we're here to say.
You already brought one of our characters into this story called social media is going to have an effect on not just our perception of coyotes, but the lives behavior
and migration of coyotes, which is pretty wild. Wow. Yeah. To really start. I think
we've got to crack our knuckles. And can I hear, can I hear your best coyote howl? Oh,
boy. I can just do like a regular dog howl. Can we start with that? You do. Yeah.
That was so dainty, Sarah. Thank you. Okay. I'm going to give you my Coyote Howl. Yeah.
Because it helps me get in the zone for this story.
Oh, all right, you ready to go?
Okay. I'm ready.
What are your associations, feelings, like you said, yes,
let's do coyotes and you said, let's call it coyotes
with an exclamation mark.
Yeah.
Why was that your response and what, if anything, just rough,
what are your feelings about coyotes,
your associations, your feelings?
Okay, so I took, yeah, to like free associate,
my associations with coyotes are like,
I like a scavenger animal,
which I don't even think that they are
as much as just opportunistic,
but like I've always liked rats.
I had pet rats as a kid.
Did you?
And as you mentioned before.
Oh, yeah.
And like there's something about,
and I respect, you know,
the trauma people have with rats, because like a rat when you're not expecting them
or like, you know, a loose basement rat in your house is not fun. But a pet rat that
you can feed banana chips to and like is so nice. And so I've always been, and you know, the rats of NIMH I think was like a big thing for millennials.
Yeah.
And so I think of coyotes in the same breath as like,
you know, these sort of, and again,
in a very non-scientific capacity,
I think of them as like on the Foxy end of the dog spectrum,
you know, of like,
that maybe we feel a little bit uncomfortable with just sort of the degree
of a society that they've built within hours without asking us for permission to do it
similar to rats. And then also, you know, I know that like, they eat little dogs and
it's hard to live in an area that's all mobbed up with coyotes if you're a small dog owner, especially.
And is this a public safety issue?
Cause like, I don't have little dogs or little kids.
So I'm not personally worried about it,
but I am curious about, as with most things,
like the line between superstition and rational concern
and where that actually falls.
But I believe I'm gonna be, I don't know.
I was once sitting in a coffee shop in Portland
and I saw a coyote just like ambling down a bike lane.
And that's a moment I treasure.
I like to see a coyote.
That's the kind of person I am.
And one more beat on why, just why do you treasure
that moment?
I just, I like a trash animal, you know?
And I think that's a whole vibe, right?
That like people, there's like a lot of people,
I'm sure listening to this show right now,
who love a raccoon, who love a possum,
who love a rat, who just like love to see an animal
who's like maybe not looking the most photogenic,
but is just like
surviving and carrying her babies around and just live in L I V I N
Yeah, and thriving probably yeah, yeah, cuz they're animals and I think that that shimmer that like
prismatic shimmer of admiration fear uncertainty like what are you
admiration, fear, uncertainty, like what are they-ness is so, I mean that is so, it's so key not just to our perception of them but their animal nature. And so the story I want to tell about them, like
I was thinking about, I was kind of outlining it all last night, and I was like this actually reminds
me of, to me they're not just a story of like, behold the animal that is a mirror to our human
feelings. They're not just a mirror, they're behold the animal that is a mirror to our human feelings. They're not just a mirror.
There's something even more strange.
And this is an idea I got from many conversations with the scientist Christine Wilkinson, who
I just like, I interviewed her, I think three times about coyotes.
Go follow her.
So much of this comes from her.
So she is scrappynaturalist.com. And she studies scrappy, just like, you know,
scrappy creatures, hyenas, coyotes, and she's incredible. And she painted this idea of like,
this almost suddenly felt to me like an invisibilia story where we talk about how
invisible emotions and things like that influence human behavior. But this is like how feelings influence animal migration,
behavior, aggression.
I mean, it is a wild, in that sense, almost ghost story.
Like you can watch these, our feelings, our judgments
having really real life, like profound and surprising effects
on populations of coyotes. And she
is, Christine is someone who studies this, she's a migration ecologist. So she studies
like how things move. And in the way that she kind of was always trained to look at
things like climate change, or you know, how highways affect migration, these concrete
things, she's come to really see how like feelings, human feelings affect. And I kind
of think of it as like, you know, there's a water cycle, there's a Krebs cycle. There's
also like a cycle of emotions, like an emo cycle. And it has impact like on the soil
and our which the flavor of them affecting. So that's kind of the story I'm going to
tell for you today. And coyotes are just,
man, they are really influenced by our feelings.
So excited for that.
Okay, so we begin our wild tale
and like coyotes tell us so much
about the American experiment.
It's slow to quiet.
Such as it was.
Okay, so chapter one, we are going wild west.
It's spaghetti Western time.
We are going to the American west.
And coyotes before European settlers showed up were really only found west of the Mississippi.
But they were all over.
There are likely hundreds of thousands of them roaming around in terms of what do they
eat?
They can be scavengers.
They will totally scavenge.
They're what's called a
mesopredator. So they're not the apex, you know, those would be the gray wolves at the time.
Okay.
They're in between. They're like, they're getting hunted by wolves, but then they're also hunting
gophers and bunnies and birds. But they're generalists. They will also totally, they'll
eat berries. They'll eat insects, they will eat human
refuse, they will eat trash like they are trash pandas in that way.
I'm remembering too, yeah I've got like a fondness for omnivores I think.
Yeah.
There's just something very charming about an animal, well and you know it can be dangerous
for them but generally charming about an animal who's like yeah I'll eat that, I'll have that,
whatever.
And coyotes are truly like the omnivores of not just eating, but everything. So scientists
call this amazingly like trashy generalists power. They just call it has such a boring
name I want to rebrand, but they call it behavioral flexibility.
Well, once again, we're getting into our theme of, you know, seagulls and bisexuality and
just like living how you gotta.
And living how you gotta.
And so they will, I mean, okay, so they do it with eating, as we kind of just ran through,
they'll totally hunt, they can be great hunters.
But they'll also, are they nocturnal?
Are they awake during the day?
Are they crepescular, the dusk kind?
They're anything, Sarah.
They will do, they'll like, if they need to become nocturnal,
they'll become nocturnal.
Now, do they hunt in packs or do they hunt alone?
Either, they'll do either.
They'll do pairs.
I just like to fuck with naturalists.
They do and like, they just, well, okay, very quickly,
this is so dorky, but to, so wolves really like to,
like they need to hunt in their packs and they're amazing pack hunters. Coyotes
can pull it off, but they can also do it in pairs or they could go alone and just scavenge
or they can hunt solo. And this is that ability to either be a pack or a solo. Scientists
call it fission fusion.
Whoa.
Yeah. And it is actually in the animal world,
it's pretty rare.
Like there's only a few animals
that will basically swing both ways
and in terms of being lonely or kind of social
and humans is one of the only other ones in it.
And it does kind of like extend our adaptability.
Like, because then you could like in a social distancing
thing, you can thrive by being alone, but you can also thrive if you're- like, in a social distancing thing, you can thrive by being alone,
but you can also thrive if you're-
Yeah, well, sort of.
Kind of, you can try.
We made it, we scraped through to an extent.
So coyotes are one of the very rare,
like, non-primates who do this.
Dolphins do it, elephants, bats.
That's so interesting.
Very, like, limited amount of mammals will do this.
So coyotes do that.
They also, and I love this so much,
they also will hunt with other species.
And I don't know if you, did you happen across
the kind of viral badger coyote friendship?
No, how did this happen?
So there's, this was, you know, went viral.
It was caught on film of this
badger and a coyote just like ambling through a through a tunnel together and both of them looked
relaxed. They were not in a like aggression kind of like they were buddies. And scientists have
looked at it and what happens is like, the badger is really good at digging the coyote can run up to
40 miles per hour. So they'll the coyote can run up to 40 miles per hour,
so the coyote can chase, let's say, a gopher.
And then if it goes under the burrow,
the badger can flush it out,
and then they've been documented to share the spoils,
and their kill rate goes up,
even though the coyote could probably kill the badger.
It's like, so this is what we did
our terrestrials episode about, is the friendships,
because there's a story of a domestic dog
that joined a coyote pack for almost a year. It was documented on trail cams. And so they'll do this interspecies
friendship. They've also have friendships with like ravens because the ravens will,
they've learned to like follow them toward carrion, which they will eat because they're
scavengers. But then usually the raven hangs out to get the like shredded up bites. They've
been like shown to be friend with the mortal enemy of canines, which is bobcats, at least in a rescue setting. So a puppy and a can.
So they're all so anyway, they're just like, they are omnivores of behavior of night and
day of food of hunting. And they just like, they're not the best at anything, but they're
okay.
They're not afraid to adapt.
Yeah, and scientists are now, everyone's kind of freaking out about all these kind
of cool interspecies friendships because things have been caught on film, but like indigenous
traditions going back thousands, they likely think thousands of years.
Paulette Steeves is an indigenous scholar who kind of looks at deep time and the coyote
myth. But the coyote has always been seen as this kind of shapeshifter that will befriend
other animals. So it's there. And coyote is actually an indigenous word originally from
the Nahuatl people. So anyway, we're in the American West. The European settlers haven't
come over. Lewis and Clark cross in the Sisypian or like document like what's this strange little like
scrappy mini wolf thing.
I gotta read those Lewis and Clark journals. They've got to be over the top.
Yeah. And, and that's, that's where they used to be just kind of living among hiding from
the wolves, eating their birds and berries, and coexisting with indigenous people.
They were just kind of down
with all different types of habitats,
and that was kind of their wild life,
estimates of about half a million of them maybe out there.
Enter the European settlers.
Okay, so they come out, mid to late 1800s,
they're setting up their farms with these juicy cows
and pigs and sheep.
It's a buffet.
It's a buffet.
And so, you know, by the 18th century, you know,
just wolves and coyotes are like preying on the livestock.
And so they are very quickly reviled
and they kind of go from this more ambiguous,
in some indigenous groups,
like the coyotes actually a deity,
there's a creation myth,
there's all kinds of different reputations,
but it quickly, the sort of European settler reputation
becomes very negative.
And I don't know if you've ever heard
of a fellow named Mark Twain.
I've heard of him, yeah.
It is right around this time that he kind of like really cements the new reputation
of the Coyote as this villain.
And so let-
Why did you do that, Mark Twain?
I thought we were, you know, I thought we had an understanding here.
Oh, no.
So he, so roughing it comes out in 1872. And this is like so coinciding with this moment
where European settlers are kind of like
villainizing the coyote.
They're convincing sort of local livestock associations
are putting, are convincing the local states
to put bounties on coyotes and wolves
and to make it fine to kill them.
And so Mark Twain describes the coyote this way.
The coyote is a long, slim, sick,
and sorry looking skeleton
with a gray wolf skin stretched over it.
I love that.
Like it's like a sheep in wolf's clothes.
It's like, I don't even know.
It's just like a skeleton in wolf's clothing.
It's a wolf in wolf.
A tolerably bushy tail.
Okay, so that's like, the tail gets a little love,
but it forever sags down with a despairing expression
of forsakenness and misery.
Its eyes are described as a furtive and evil eye.
So we're just like, boom, you know,
this is not a majestic beast.
It has a long sharp face with slightly lifted lip and exposed teeth.
He has a general sinking expression all over. He is a living breathing allegory of want.
He is always hungry. He is always poor out of luck and friendless. We know that is very inaccurate.
You know what Mark Twain, maybe you're an allegory of one. You ever look in the mirror
and think about that? He goes on, the meanest creatures despise him and even fleas wouldn't
desert him for a velocipede. He is so spiritless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth
are pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it.
And he's so homely, so scrawny and ribby
and coarse-haired and pitiful.
I feel like this is like how we've historically
written about gay people, where it's like,
they're so scary, but they're not scary,
but they kind of are.
Yeah, they're so scary, but not in a strong
or admirable way. Right.
Yeah, so like. They're scary because I don't want to be like them and it's like aren't we all opportunistic?
Bushy tailed guys who will eat whatever we can get and be friends with a badger. I mean ideally, right? Yeah
So anyway, that's kind of like the vibe is shift. It's just like screw you Coyote
You're not you're you're wild and you're eating and you're eating, but you're not even like,
we're not gonna even admire you like a wolf.
Like you're just so.
Right.
Yeah, because I feel like there's like still so much drama
around wolves and that's a whole other conversation,
but like that sort of in the American West still,
there's this thing of like hating the wolf,
but also respecting the wolf.
And in this case, there's like, the fear is like grudging.
It's like, I don't even wanna be afraid of something this.
You know.
It's fear without respect.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a totally different vibe than the wolf,
even though they are like, you know,
coyotes only a little bit smaller,
like super similar wild canines eating the same things.
But.
It would be very hard to describe to an alien
how they're so different. and yet you would never get
Farley Mowat's Never Cry Coyote, I don't think.
Although I would like it.
I know, I know.
What would that story be?
You know, like let's think about our most famous coyote.
Who's our most famous pop culture coyote?
Meep, meep.
Oh, yeah, oh.
And you know what, there is one where he did finally catch the road runner,
but the trick was that the road runner had been made giant.
And so he like holds up a sign that's like, now what?
Oh my gosh, I didn't know that.
But yeah, like he's just, he can't catch this bird
and he keeps, he wakes up every day and he fails.
And like, you know, it's such a not noble creature.
So, okay. So it's, so it's cementing their place in our imagination
to be feared but not respected.
And, you know, the decades go by and by the early 1920s,
the kind of ranchers and livestock associations
have actually convinced a federal bureau,
the biological survey bureau,
to basically wage a war of extermination against coyotes and wolves and mountain lions.
They're like, eradicating a species probably won't cause any issues.
Sounds like a good idea, right?
Basically there's this federally funded extermination campaign.
And the story of the gray wolves, you probably know.
And they're like, it's like shooting,
poisons, trapping, all kinds of stuff.
Wolves, the gray wolves are famously wiped out
within just a few decades after that start.
God, this is reminding me, I like went on a trip
with our friend of the show, Candice Opperer, last year,
and we went through Kane, Pennsylvania.
Have you encountered this town in your research?
I have not.
It was, I think it was like the,
it might've been the gray wolf,
or like the timber wolf or something,
but some kind of wolf that was being systematically
eradicated by the US government.
I don't know how many wolf species that happened to.
And there was this rogue doctor in rural Pennsylvania,
and I think the 20s, who was like,
"'No, instead of killing the wolves, give some to me.'"
And the government, I guess, was like, okay.
And so, yeah, and so it's this,
you drive through this town,
and there's a wolf stack shoe and a little wolf museum,
and you're like, all right, something this there's some history here. And it turns
out that this doctor had this big like wolf sanctuary where he was taking care of these
wolves, you know, whose species mates I guess, we're all being eradicated by the government
at the time and that population eventually made it I think to Montana or something. Whoa!
And so the descendants of those wolves are like some of if not the only wolves of that
species that are still around.
Wait, that is so rad!
Right?
This guy just kind of protected them in a little part of Pennsylvania?
Cane P.A.
I need to go.
Shout out to rural Pennsylvania.
I feel like they like it's like the reverse version of the Children of the Corn, right?
When you like end up in a small town with like a really great secret.
That is so reverse children.
Children of the wolves.
There was no one.
There was not a Cain, Pennsylvania of the West, unfortunately, for the gray wolf. So by about this, you know, the 1960s, like the gray wolf population, I mean, those howls,
the wolves from like the howls in the forest are gone.
It is, they are just gone.
There is a tiny pocket of them up near Canada and Minnesota, like North, North, North, but
like, totally gone.
Now coyotes, they are being attacked with the same volume
of bullets, poison, money. And guess what happens?
They survive, I guess, bet.
Not only do they survive, they expand.
The more you try to kill them. Fuck you try to kill them, the more they come back.
They are like the hydra is like, you chop off a head and two more grow. They were described
by some people as unkillable. And this is real. This wasn't a perception thing. Scientists, a bunch of scientists have studied this
and there isn't as far as I know like a term for it,
but there are these adaptations
that basically when they are killed
and when there is sort of less population density
in a certain area, these evolutionary adaptations kick in
which allow them to have larger litter sizes.
Yeah.
Isn't that awesome and wild?
I'm just, yeah, and I'm just such a non-thought,
very visceral response of like, fuck yeah, coyotes,
have as many puppies as you can.
But that's this kind of like the first moment
I'm seeing Christine Wilkinson's idea
of like the cycle of emotions.
It's like the more we hated them, the more we persecuted them, attacked them, called them evil, the
more they thrived, thrive, thrived.
Yeah. And our fear of them just makes them have more babies.
Yes. And, you know, I just think that's so fascinating. And like, we're not totally sure
the mechanism, but they probably think it's because when there's one
or two gone in a given area,
then the ones who are around are able to have more food,
which then is like more caloric content
to create more babies and for those babies to survive.
It's just beautiful.
Another reason they were probably able to survive.
So there's kind of like three reasons
they were probably unkillable.
Number one is that magic.
The more you kill me, the more babies I have.
Number two is that thing we talked about,
the generalists anthem, the behavioral flexibility.
Wolves, if their pack is taken out,
their hunting goes way down.
Coyotes, if someone from their pack is taken out,
they'll turn to scavenging.
They'll turn to, they'll hunt at night.
They'll learn.
And so that behavioral flexibility just like,
it gave them other options for how to
hunt, what to eat, when to hunt, who to hunt with. Befriend a badger. As they famously say,
no more livestock, befriend a badger. And then the third thing is going back to this idea that
they're mesopredators. And so in a way that wolves were apex predators, they weren't used to being hunted. Coyotes were. And I guess I have this totally unfair,
now I'm gonna step out of the role
of dutiful animal reporter and just be projecty woman.
Yeah, put on your projecty woman hat.
But it's a power of being prey.
And I think there's a way in which,
I remember someone once talking about horses
and how they know when they're being watched.
They have to be a little bit better at that
than the predator because the predator needs to watch,
but it doesn't have to have eyes behind its back.
Or giant eyeballs on the sides of its face. Yeah, on the sides. Right. And there's just something to me about the wolves started getting
hunted by humans, and then they were just toast because they hadn't evolved to learn to be scared
of something. Well, yeah. and just the idea of like,
identity is something that holds us back.
And especially, you know, in this moment of like,
American sort of like white, scary masculinity,
having what feels like a big Charlie horse,
ideologically of just like,
we have to force women to have more babies,
but only white babies.
I've never heard this moment described as a Charlie horse, but man is that.
Just like ow!
And then your leg kicks out.
Right?
They're just like something's wrong, but I'm gonna make it worse.
Yeah.
And just like, you know, the sort of like wild spasming in every direction except for
the ones that help you
and like trying to make every other category of person
do stuff or deporting just anyone.
And people know, and if it's not 2025
when you're listening to this, you remember.
Sort of white American masculinity having a crisis
at this moment it seems because there's a lot of stressed and emotionally pliant men out
there who are kind of easy pickings for ideologues who can come along and be like, do you feel like
you should be making more money and having more sex than you are? Well, it's everyone else's fault
and it's also the fault of social justice warriors and also concentration camps will help you go on more dates
and it's like, I don't think they will,
but that the sort of like panic that feels to be coming
from, you know, I mean, not to get too politically
complicated, but like a, like a very reasonable panic
coming from the fact that like industries
are being destroyed and like, you know, desiccated
and that that is happening,
but it's being carried out by the people in office right now
for reasons of varying stupidity.
But be this idea of like, men can't be men anymore
because we can't survive under the very specific code
of behavior and sort of, you know,
masculinity and patriarchy that was handed to us
and that we believed
was the only way to be.
And this idea of like, I'm not thriving in this metric
where I can't express my feelings to anybody
and where I have to be a provider for a family
but not be provided for in any way,
except by demanding that I be fed three meals a day,
but nothing emotional, no emotional nurture ever.
And just this thing of, I don't know,
there being A, the appeal of people who know
what it's like to be praying, know how to survive,
and therefore will endure the situation.
And B, that if you're not thriving under the conditions
of what you think your identity
has to be, then maybe that's not your identity.
Maybe you can eat garbage.
Yeah, right.
Right.
Okay.
So yeah, you're saying in that thing that the white males are the wolves.
And is that-
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They get hunted and they're like, we're not used to this.
And it's like, why don't you adapt?
And they're like, I simply, no, I would rather die.
There's only one way, like I wanna be a pack.
This is how we've always done it, totally.
And I think there's something for me about like.
Nothing against wolves, I love wolves.
Nothing against wolves.
It's like when Susan Sontag famously compared
white European colonial imperialism to cancer.
And then people got upset and she was like, I'm sorry.
That was offensive to people who have cancer.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, nothing gets wolves.
But yeah, I think there's something.
And again, we're still in projection sidebar.
Yep.
But yeah, there's something like,
there's just something so beautiful to me about
in this story, seeing the coyotes be unkillable
because when you're a meso predator,
you have to be a prey.
You're not just always hiding.
You gotta go out and risk.
But you also have to kinda hide and be on alert.
And it is an anxious state to be meso prey.
You're always wondering if you're under attack,
but maybe there's some benefit to all this anxiety.
Maybe there's some benefit to the fact
that my nails are chewed down
and I'm always kind of modulating my tone
of certain rooms and worrying about X or Y thing
I don't wanna step on.
But that under duress, we have been honing and honing
and to see them just thrive.
And it's like they already know how to bob and weave
and there's a point to all that.
And they're like, this is what I was made for.
Yeah, and the toll it may take
and the literal energy lost on that alertness
under duress may give us a leg up.
And that I feel like matters to think about right now
at least for me.
Oh yeah.
Well, and also to like, I don't know,
put a button on projection corner.
I also get annoyed as I bet you might when,
A, when we call criminals predators,
even in like to catch a predator context,
it's like this guy is a Jimmy John's manager from Muncie.
I don't really think that we need to call him a predator.
It's not like he's an alligator who can wait
for hours and hours until a tourist pokes him or something.
And really, when I think of the male
charley horse freak outs that are sort of
dictating our policy in this country at the moment,
I'm like, you are not a predator.
You are that video of a deer that crashed
into the window of a Quiznos or something.
Have you seen this?
There's a video.
No, but it's so funny you're bringing up Quiznos
because Quiznos is coming up in our story.
What?
I'm so excited.
But I have not heard about the deer in the Quiznos.
I do know about the coyote in the Quiznos.
It might have been, you know,
it could have been a potbelly,
who knows, but like some normal franchise restaurant
where you're just like, it has been a long day,
we are gonna have a sandwich and we're gonna go home.
And there's video of like a deer just like crashing
through this plate glass window and just like skittering,
skittering straight into this family that are like trying to have dinner
and absolutely bodying this teenage girl and then like just clattering off like on the tile,
you know, and I think like, and this is another just sort of like specious conclusion that I have
based on pop culture, but my understanding is that like you don't want to get attacked by a wolf,
but also you probably won't.
And a wolf probably will look at a human and be like, I'm not dealing with that.
Right. Like things would have to be pretty weird.
But if you corner a deer, they will use everything they have to survive.
And they will probably like slice you up with their little hooves.
So like men who are freaking out are not predators.
They're just confused deer.
There we go.
OK, animal facts from projection corner.
Yep.
Oh.
OK, we are hot.
Well, OK, one last thing before we hop out of the sidebar bar.
OK.
I just would like, since we were bringing up Quiznos,
I would like to do the requisite shout out to my brilliant wife.
The other day we were talking about sub shops and subs and she was like, there should be
a sandwich shop called Sublime.
Like there should, right?
Do we need to quit everything?
And like started, I just was like, oh, cause subs are so sublime when they're good, they're sublime. Anyway, yeah,
okay. Whatever them being mesopredators means to us in this moment, accurately what it meant
is it, they evolved alongside wolves, and they learned to be scared of big predators.
So when they weren't wolves, and they were humans with guns, they did a bit of a better
job at evading them. And they completely survived this eradication
campaign. And as we discussed, they even thrived, their populations expanded, their territories
expanded. And so come the 1940s, we just tried to kill them harder. So the 3031, Congress passes the Animal Damage Control Act, $10 million of 1930s money to
exterminate coyotes.
They develop all kinds of new poisons.
And spread them across the countryside.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
One of the big ones is called Compound 1080, which wasn't developed there, but it was already developed, but they started figuring out
to use it as kind of a Coyote control thing.
And it's a really gnarly, the way it works,
it's like a slow, painful death, it's horrible.
There's like a whole side note.
I was just like, I wonder about other stories
about how has Compound 1080, just like this thing
that because of our fear of coyotes, kind of came into
human usage. And there's this whole thing in New Zealand where there was like a famous
case. So they were using compound 1080 all over and this environmentalist, you know,
and animals were dying and, and, and he, he slipped the poison into baby formula and held
the whole country hostage and caused this like food crisis because he
was like, I'm not going to tell you where it is until you guys stopped using 1080. And
like there's a whole like new zeal anyway, so compound 1080 appears blah, blah, blah.
In America we just have crises because people can't afford a formula and no one cares. So
don't know which is worse. Okay. But so anyway, they, they, they, you know, they're just like
stepping up the coyote. There's bounties. There's but so anyway, they, they, they, you know, they're just like stepping up the coyote kid.
There's bounties.
There's this woman, Janet Kessler, who, who studies coyotes,
kind of a citizen scientist in, in San Francisco.
And she remembers people telling her about,
you would get paid $4, like kids could be paid $4
if they showed up with two coyote ears.
So they were like literal bounties on their literal heads.
There were killing competitions, poison, blah, blah.
It's still really not working out there,
but it is finally kind of working in the cities.
Like San Francisco is a very interesting one to look at
because coyotes were always there
and then they weren't there.
So then they kind of disappeared.
And then, you know, finally Reagan is actually like,
you know what, 1080 doesn't sound like a good, like all the birds are, you know, dying. So they put a ban on 1080. And that's
kind of where we are. But basically, from the time they started this campaign to about
1972, they guess that about 8.5 million coyotes were killed, and yet didn't really put a dent in the population, which is pretty incredible.
So then we kind of enter this next phase where like,
now we're kind of getting into the 80s.
I think Sarah Marshall's born, Lillie Millish born,
we pop out into the world.
Big decade, Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out.
I don't know, the world I came into, I didn't have
any direct contact with coyotes.
And so they kind of existed in my imagination a little bit
more like a wolf.
Like, I'd see them.
I'd picture that they felt like the West howling at a moon.
Maybe they'd be like stitched on to like a motorcycle jacket
or like in the rough of a parka.
Yeah, exactly.
And to me, they were like a symbol
of like wildness or innocence.
So when I first heard them howling
in the woods of Cape Cod.
Ah, what?
Uh-huh.
I was shocked.
And I was in my like late teens and I was ecstatic
because I'd been going to Cape Cod my whole life and suddenly
it was around then that I started hearing them and it turned out that at some point coyotes probably
crossed one of the bridges over the Cape Cod canal just to make sure they're little silhouettes like
marching in a line and then started running wreaking havoc on the Cape because they had no
no predators there so there's just like all these things. Like coyotes on the Cape, as they say.
Like coyotes on the Cape.
And I remember here, like as we said earlier,
like I would hear those howls in the woods.
And as a kid growing up in like the Boston suburbs
where I felt very cut off from wildness,
I felt oppressed by kind of polite social norms.
And like, I don't know,
it just was never the place for me.
Where the lulls talk only to cabots and the cabots talk only to God.
Exactly, and the lull talks only to the squirrel outside the window.
So anyway, then I heard coyotes and I was like, oh my God, and I would just listen to
them at night and if I heard them, it was like an owl.
It was like, an owl, a coyote, you know, it was like an owl it was like an owl, a coyote you know the treasure. Yeah. Because where I grew up we were just like next to like just like a field
just like empty space like it was like kind of a sheep farm for a while or for
a long time but it was mostly just like space and yeah would get rained on and a
little bit flooded and so swans would come and you know Canada geese stop
there when they're migrating north and south or you can hear the frogs in the and a little bit flooded and so swans would come and Canada geese stop there
when they're migrating north and south
or you can hear the frogs in the spring.
And just like-
Is there any better sound?
No, yeah, I guess the feeling of like falling asleep
with the window open listening to frogs,
it's like, I never want people to not have that.
Yeah, it stills the blood.
Yeah.
Yeah, and so I think it was hearing it,
it was just like, oh, there's still wildness out there. Even Cape Cod, you know? Yeah, they made it.
Yeah, like we haven't completely paved paradise, you know? Well, of course there was like such a big
moment that we all made fun of at the very start of the pandemic of like, we are the virus,
nature is healing. And that was like kind of insane, I think, given the context, because it
was like, I don't know, I don't think it's gonna heal that much in four days. But like, I was so
swept up in that in the moment, and just the desire to be like, surely there has to be some benefit to
all of this. Yeah, yeah, ecologists called it the anthropause, and just this pause on kind of infiltrating
ecosystems.
I listened to this really cool podcast about the acoustics of the ocean and how it without
boats and without people, literally, this is so beautiful.
This blew my mind.
There is a dawn and dusk of the under,
not underworld, of the underwater.
And literally at dawn and dusk, like different little...
shrimp and like things kind of wake up around the reef
and it allowed them to get these like incredible
acoustic recordings of what these kind of circadian rhythms
actually sound like underwater without humans messing it.
And it's like, there was a real effect on nature.
There was.
Yeah, tiny sidebar.
Tiny, tiny, tiny sidebar.
Okay, I was thinking, I don't know,
this past week about Star Trek.
And, cause I remember my parents watching TNG
when I was like too little to understand what was going on, but I could like sort of there the visuals sort of convey some amount. So I think of it as like
the show that the grownups are watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't know,
been watching a little bit of TNG lately. Nice. Anyone who loves Star Trek already knows this,
but like, so much kind of current sci fi and like, fantasy dystopian stuff is just like,
what if we took everything that's happening now
and reskinned it for a slightly new world?
And I feel like that's what a lot of the new Star Wars media
has been like.
And it's like, yeah, you know, I mean, that's like,
there's certainly a lot of value to dystopian storytelling.
It serves to show us sort of,
like Children of Men is one of my favorite movies
and that certainly is in that vein.
The world of Star Trek is like,
you know, what if the future is about,
you know, we work in these really diverse workplaces
and it's about like communication and teamwork
and there's like misunderstandings between people
because we're different from each other
and we're trying to
achieve a common goal and it's like there's like I don't know so much metaphorical autism
In Star Trek and like but it's really I don't know like thinking about it lately
I've been like, you know, I don't fucking want to go to Mars. I do not give a shit about Mars
I might have liked it more in the past when it was a less politicized idea, but like, there's nothing for us on Mars, you know?
There's just like, and the end, it's easy to take a dim view of humanity because we
certainly do get up to a lot of awful stuff. What do you think about, even if we're not
alone in the universe, we're like very far away from anyone else that we could talk to
or from any other kind of a planet
that can support this amount of life, you know,
and like the sort of incredible rareness
and incredible specialness of the earth,
the fact that it's not disposable
and also that people are really precious
and that we don't have, I don't, in my opinion, we don't have a universe,
really not a galaxy that's jam-packed
with other sentient creatures
that we can have diplomacy with.
I think the secret of Star Trek is that it's like,
it's just about Earth.
Yeah, oh, that's so interesting.
Make it work with the people you're cooped up with.
Yeah, right, and it's like, is space the final frontier?
Is the final frontier just like learning how to get along
with people with different communication styles, you know?
Yeah, ugh, I love that.
And that the final frontier,
you're not gonna go find elsewhere
where there's nothing around.
Yeah, it's just like data and worth
learning about human weddings.
I love that.
And how'd you get there from hearing coyotes in the woods?
Or in the woods?
Well, just this thing of, yeah, the early pandemic days
of like, oh, nature is healing.
Humans are staying home and we can hear the shrimp again.
And it's like, yeah, I wanna hear the shrimp waking up.
And I want, like, we understand that things are out
of balance, you know, and that this amount
of human intervention is bad. And not just for, you know, and that this amount of human intervention is bad.
And not just for, you know,
for like the part of nature that is us,
because we've created an environment
that is really hard to thrive in, you know,
especially, you know, just looking at the United States,
like it is a utopian dream for most people
approximately our age to be able to have, you know,
grocery shopping, schools, playgrounds,
and like a nice bar within walking distance, you know, like most people don't have that. And that's
really all a lot of people are asking for. So I guess this thing of like, it's like easy to look
at humans and be like, I don't like any of this right now. But also, I don't know, I wanna be able to find moments to treasure the fact
that we behave against nature in a lot of ways.
But I think at the end of the day, we are nature
and we are a part of this precious world
that we're trying to protect
and that is the only one that we get to have.
So we have to protect humanity and foster the best in it
as much as we take care of anything else.
Yeah, of course, that line, that divide
that we keep searching for is not there.
Like, there was this beautiful book maybe 10 or 15 years ago
called The Gap, not about the gap,
not about the close of the gap,
but about all the ways scientists over the years
have tried to define the gap between humans and animals.
And it's like tool use, nope. Language, nope. Clothes, nope. Orcas put, what if like orcas are putting like fish on their head or something? And like the ways that humans behave. I mean,
I think one of the cool things coyotes show us is like, coyotes like use a lot of our similar tricks. Like, like the things we do,
coyotes do a lot of that stuff. And so yes,
it's a beautiful reminder also for someone like me who like tends to romanticize
nature and only view humans as parasites. And I need to like get over that.
Just to be like, no, we are, we, we maybe even belong to.
Yeah. And also that it's, I don't know,
that we hold ourselves to unreasonable standards
and then get disappointed and it's like,
no, we don't have to be noble,
we don't have to behave in these certain ways
that we invented or someone else invented
and imposed on us, you know?
But just like, I think part of the human hatred of rats
comes from the, similarly, they're unkillable
and they're opportunistic
and they can survive anywhere and they will survive anywhere
and they will have lots of babies and eat whatever
and figure it out.
And I think that we wanna think that we're these,
we are the masters of our domain because we are the best
and we are the apex predators.
And it's like, no, we're not, we're something better.
We're street rats who just wanna live
and that's pretty great.
Behavioral flexibility, man.
Yeah.
So, okay, so we're in this romantic period of the,
now we're in the late 90s, early 2000s.
I'm, you know, in the Cape Cod hearing howls and-
Low rise chains are in, et cetera.
So, now I have to tell you a very sad part of the story,
which is that my dog, Charlie, my family dog,
a West Highland Terrier, a little Westie,
yeah, he was eaten by coyotes in front of all of us.
Oh my God. And we did not see it,
but I say in front because we heard it.
And it was like right at dusk, it was like,
we had never,
we hadn't known to keep him inside
because for his whole life,
he'd sat outside on the deck and it was fine.
But coyotes had like suddenly filled up the woods
and had made it further and further out of the Cape
and they got him.
And then it was horrible.
He was 13, so he'd like had a good life.
And that's the one consolation
that he didn't like go out in a vet.
But, you know, and people told us
it was probably like very quick.
But the next morning we were all very sad
and just like rearranging the chairs.
Like where is he?
Where's his spot on the floor?
Like it just was this, we were all like looking at our feet
and noticing the emptiness of the floor,
the quietness of the floor, it was very sad.
And then my mom as a joke was like, well, maybe he, the quietness of the floor. It was very sad.
And then my mom as a joke was like, well, maybe he didn't get eaten by the pack. Maybe
he went and joined the pack. And that was like our family joke. And like my sister painted
this little painting of like a Westie leading these coyotes. But then I learned about the
interspecies friendship and I was like, it is very unlikely,
but it is not zero percent.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, that's how I feel about the escape at Alcatraz.
It's like, did they drown?
Probably, but we don't know.
We never found bodies.
They could have made it.
Yeah, and there was a case just a few years ago
in upstate New York or maybe it was Connecticut
where there was a dog who was with the coyotes
and there was a case in Nevada even more recently
of a dog who like ran with coyotes for almost a year.
So it has happened, they were bigger dogs, but still.
Well, and I feel like that is like part
of the human story with nature, right?
Where it's like, I feel like a lot of stories
are about people who have certain ideas
and then are personally victimized by nature
and are like, never mind, I'm against
that now. So I mean, I'm curious about how you metabolize that. Unless he's out there still
riding the rails. But like 40, you never know. But like that, the feeling of connecting sort of the
thing that thrills you when you hear it in
the distance with the thing that can come up on your porch.
If his end, he was getting to be old and if he had to be in a vet on an IV or some sad
two months where we couldn't accept and he was hurting, he went out healthy.
He went out likely in 30 seconds, and he got
to maybe have a moment where he was like, thought he was a wild dog, like he went out
like a wild creature. And so I, I think probably that's my own projection as a kid who felt
confined by the suburbs. But like, there, there was something about like, he got to
go out like a wild dog, he got to commune with that former self, he got to like, for
a moment leap toward a pack
that maybe he thought was beckoning him
and maybe they were tricking him and eating him,
but like he got this moment.
And so I actually like think that's kind of like badass
for little Charlie that he got to go out that way.
So, okay.
We've got like our third act to hit.
Oh boy.
It's right around this time.
And I'm a little blurry on exactly,
I think everyone's a little blurry on exactly
when this happens because coyotes are truly so wily
and sneaky and hard to pin down.
But they start early 2000s,
like they start showing up in American cities.
And again, maybe they, in certain cities they already were,
but they start getting cited more and more.
And to just focus on San Francisco for a second again,
because like that holds that whole,
like the bounties and they were there originally,
but then the bounties and then the,
around 2002 was like one was cited in the Presidio.
And so they like reenter these American cities.
The population is continuing to explode.
Now people don't know exactly,
but before the extermination campaigns,
they guess there was about half a million coyotes
in the wild.
Now they think there's like somewhere
between one and 10 million.
So there's just like so many more.
The campaign did not work.
It had the opposite effect.
They are so good at thriving in cities
as this kind of, you know, they are like really an apex predator of the city. You know, all
kinds of things that flexibility they can, they can go out at night and roam solo through
the alleyways and eat trash and open trash cans. But they could also like hunt in a pack in a cemetery say,
and you know, get a rabbit or whatever.
They can eat berries and they can eat, you know,
candy bars and they can eat like, there's tons of food.
There's tons of different ways to get it.
And that mesopredator that like be wary,
they're also really mostly really good at hiding from us.
Like these days, the estimates
are that in Chicago, where I am, there's like two to four thousand coyotes just like that kind of
emerge at night after like downtown has kind of cleared out. And man, that makes me happy. I'm
just, I feel so much better knowing that there are that many coyotes probably in Chicago.
And they think they're in Manhattan.
They think they're in Philly.
They're definitely in San Francisco.
There's a, there's definitely, you know, where you are there in Portland.
I think in Philly they're like running student housing for pets.
Yeah, they're, they're in LA.
They're in San Francisco.
They're in a lot of American cities and in in some of them, there's like a lot of them.
There was a photo that went around like 10 years ago of a coyote that very confidently
got on the MAX train at the Portland airport and took a seat.
Oh, I have not heard about that.
Yeah, and they've learned the one thing that can be really dangerous to coyotes in the
city obviously is humans and cars.
Cars going fast, that can get a coyote. They have been observed to obey traffic lights.
So they wait for a green light or you know a walk sign basically to cross.
Well, I've heard of like feral dogs and like Russia doing that and are like taking the bus or the subway and like
people theorizing that it's like even if they can't tell the light is
changing they like can follow people or like, I don't know, figure out the pattern.
Which humans do too, right? I do so many things that I don't know why I'm doing, but I know
that it works and I know that someone told me to.
Yeah. So they're just like, they're all these, you know, the train, the traffic lights, the
sub shop, the grocery store, the skylight. They're just all these
stories of coyotes thriving in the city. In Chicago, they'll also hunt. They'll hunt in the Chicago River. And so I had heard that Graceland Cemetery, which is a big cemetery
right near Wrigley Field in Chicago, had a bunch. It was a really good place to see coyotes. And so
I went right after dawn one morning with this guy, Robert Lorizel, who just has an incredible account where he takes pictures, he snaps pictures of wildlife
in the city and he gets like hawks, foxes, coyotes. And I went to see them with him and
we walked around and he took me up to this statue, which is called like eternal silence.
And it's this very scary grave that is for some of the first like European settlers in
Chicago. It's like nine feet tall, looks like a grim reaper. And the urban legend is that
if you look into its eyes, you'll see how you're going to die. And so he was doing that
one. He had heard that he went over to do it. And he didn't see that but he saw it was
his first coyote in the city and a coyote like popped out and he snapped this awesome photo of it.
It's so metal.
And then anyway, so we walked around
and we weren't seeing it.
And he was telling, he was showing me all the spots
where we see them.
And then we started to, we sat down and started to talk.
And then suddenly a literal grave digger comes up to us
and is like, you guys were looking for coyotes, right?
Look behind you.
And we were being watched.
We were being watched by three coyotes.
Isn't that wild?
And they're like, we were looking for them for two hours.
We couldn't see them, but they were totally watching us.
And they have learned, like, they have mostly learned
to stay out of our way because like, if they bother us,
we get scared and then we often kill them.
I don't know. So I feel like they're in this moment now where they're coming back to our spaces
more and more because they because of their ability, they can thrive there. And like cities
are actually like great environments for them. Because I don't peregrine falcons also like cities.
Do they? I don't know. Yeah, I think there's like a lot of peregrine falcons also like cities? Do they? I don't know.
Yeah, I think there's like a lot of peregrine falcons in like Minneapolis and it's they've
like adapted well or it like suits their needs because it's like they really like skyscrapers,
I think, because they can, you know, get it.
Oh, interesting, because it's like a perch.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So right.
And the few species that can, you know, like survive in an urban graveyard,
like some geese, some ducks, maybe some rabbits,
some rats, all delicious prey for coyotes.
Plus whatever picnic you left behind in the trash,
you know, like.
Yeah, I guess that like, if humans are leaving food
all over the place, which we do everywhere we go,
then like we also, that attracts animals that are like, if you don't want the trash that's on offer, you can eat the animals eating the
trash. I love it. It's a circle of life and it moves us all.
And so now that like we're kind of coming into contact them with them again, but not
as ranchers as much. Obviously there are ranchers who have their feelings about them.
But yes, some of us are small pet owners, but I feel like it's another sort of prismatic
moment where, and this is another thing Christine Wilkinson studies in the Bay Area was kind
of like complaints over the last 20 years since coyotes reappeared in San Francisco.
And she says there's this whole range where you get some people being like, oh, they're
back.
It's beautiful.
And then they'll say things like, I don't want to be a snitch, but I am seeing this
one near the park and I'm a little worried about toddlers and pets.
Or you'll see in other ones being like really angry that are like, you know, I pay taxes,
coyotes don't get them out of here. And there's like
even a politician who's a city councilman in Torrance, California, where coyotes were
kind of becoming a problem. And he ran a campaign, he like started this grassroots organization
called evict coyotes, which was suddenly this like counterpoint to the humane society and
Greenpeace and that where it was all about like, let's you know, he campaigned on basically
coyotes being a nuisance and he won and they started this like they started back up a kind
of lethal injection program where they kill a coyote a week, which again, as we know,
probably isn't going to help the problem.
Right. It almost feels like a cut like actually similar to what executing human beings offers you as a
politician, which is to perform a kind of passion play and prove that you're doing something that
feels effective, even though, you know, logically and also from a statistics perspective, it
probably doesn't matter. So this idea of like our emotions,
you know, like that are like, vilification of them could help this guy,
what was his name, Aurolio Matucci, win city council in Torrance, but also that hatred
of them, we slather that vilification all over them and our fear of them, our want to
hunt them just makes them come back more.
But then also in another way, this part are you this, this part, like, absolutely
destroys me this kind of last thought. So our yearning our love of them, like, are you,
like, I kind of feel still in the camp of even though they ate my dog, I still like,
admire and like them for all that, you know, like this, that they're still wild and they,
I mean, if you love a wild animal and understand that it will be wild, then like, that's true love
and that they can survive us, like that there is still wildness in these places we have
contaminated. Like that the wildness finds a way. And that's beautiful. That's exciting
to me. Mostly coyotes in cities, you know, we do need to worry about small pets. That's
a real thing. And like if we want to coexist with them, we just probably shouldn't leave
our pets outside. That's like a great fix or just make sure you walk with them. We just probably shouldn't leave our pets outside. That's like a great fix, or just make sure you walk with them on a leash. You know, that's a way to coexist.
But another thing is that like, they will learn that we are dangerous to them. They
will mostly avoid us. They will in the graveyard be watching us. And even when we're trying
to find them, hide. Unless we start feeding them.
Yeah, there are signs around Portland and maybe around Chicago too that are like a fed coyote
is a dead coyote.
Don't feed the coyotes.
Yeah.
And there's this story that Christine told me about in San Francisco where there was
this one coyote got aggressive.
And you talked before about a coyote that was like following a toddler, right?
There are like a, actually just like, just chased a kid across a yard briefly and then
gave up very fast, I believe, when an adult came out.
Yeah.
And these are the ones that go viral.
Robert, who I walked around with in Chicago, like feels really tortured about, like he
posted this video of a coyote that was kind of walking back and forth
across a little footbridge in the cemetery
toward a woman reading, who must have been reading
a really good book because she didn't know it.
And then Christine similarly, also there was a video
that went viral of like this coyote kind of like
really basically stalking a toddler in the Bay Area
and there have been attacks, like very scary attacks.
But really
of these thousands of coyotes living among us, these are the outliers, but then they
become the celebrity, they become the fear. And in the Bay Area, there was this, it was
truly one coyote who they named Carl, who was his kind of territory was Buena Vista
Park. And there was this one unhoused woman who was hand feeding him.
And he got used to the idea that like there would be food. And it was basically when she passed away
that he moved to another park and he started attacking.
And because-
I want a biopic of Carl.
I know, but it's heartbreaking
because you think about that woman and like, she has been
so screwed over by humanity.
You know, she has like fallen through the cracks and not been cared for and humanity
has failed her.
Of course she's going to want connection, a literal hand feeding.
Well let's be honest, like what human being, maybe there are people who don't and God bless
them, but like what human being doesn't secretly want a special connection with a wild animal,
you know? Even if you know all about how dangerous that is and how it's going to be harmful to them
in the end, like I think that it's because there's something in us that, or at least a lot of us,
that just wants that. Totally. And then it's this painful thing where I kind of talked
about the cycle of emotions or how this is an invisibilia
where the emotion, like her yearning
for some kind of connection,
then it's like the opposite of trying to kill
just makes them come back, trying to connect.
In the end, made this creature more aggressive,
start to attack and then made us attack
and then have to kill Carl and then Carl got killed.
Coyotes are both caught in the crosshairs
of like our perception of them
changes their reality so much.
We invent these stories that we want animals to be inside of
and then they suffer because of it.
And I think one of the things that bothers me most
and like keeps me up at night is like
when people create little like photo shoots
or maybe AI will actually reduce the need for this.
But like, you know, videos of an animal
that's allegedly doing something cute,
but is if you know the behavior of that animal,
like clearly distressed and it's being read as cuteness
or they've got props or something.
Remember the slow loris video?
No.
Oh my God.
There was this whole thing where there's this,
I don't know, it's not a marsupial,
but it's like a bush baby or it's bush baby adjacent.
But this cute little guy with big eyes called the slow Loris.
And there was this super viral video like 15 years ago
that I think has actually pretty much been wiped
from the internet because of how much exotic animal
trafficking it encouraged.
And it's like this animal that shouldn't be a pet
like has needs that a human being can't meet and certainly not just like a
regular old human with an apartment and a cage and it was like this moment that went viral that caused them to
You know that caused a lot of animals to suffer simply for being
too cute for us to be able to resist
projecting our ideas onto and the idea on the video is that like
it's so cute because it keeps raising its arms when this woman is like scratching him and then
he'll like lower his arms and then raise them again because he wants more scratches. But he doesn't
because that animal has like glands underneath their arms that they use to like create a
self-defensive spray. Oh that's heartbreaking heartbreaking. It's just our misinterpretation.
Like our objection just slathers it so fully
you don't see that it's in distress.
Like something that really bothers me generally
is like animal behavior being read
is something other than it is
so that humans can complete an agenda
that involves like sentimentalizing the animal,
but really just treating it as an object
in our own fantasy and in a way that makes it disposable. Yeah and you're right it's like the
sentimentalization is as dangerous as the vilification I think. Oh that's really good.
Yeah I think so. And I think we really see that on the coyote and I think also because it is so
as like indigenous people have said for thousands of years,
it is so shape shifty.
Right.
And it is this interesting refraction of us
because like they were here,
they coexisted with indigenous people in nice populations.
We settled, we brought our livestock,
we tried to kill them, there were more and more of them,
we tried even harder to kill them,
we developed poisons that brought havoc
on the whole world, you know, the whole ecology. We finally dialed back that poisons.
They stayed. They eventually learned how to thrive in our cities, which is not actually
the all-D thing. And then those of us who loved them, like there's problems with people
who feed them, who leave, you know, meat out for them or like who hand feed them. And then
that makes them aggressive, makes us attack them, attack it makes us kill them. And where they're just like, they're both
locked in a tangle with us, but they're also not, they're thriving, they're in the shadows.
And I think they're this, this, you know, good sized predator that has figured out how
to thrive in the kind of rough and tumble extreme environment that very few animals
can, which is our cities and our worlds. And that excites me. That excites me
about them. Yeah, that sort of survival part of them that we admire, I think, I don't know,
I find it heartening to think that when we admire it, we're admiring something in ourselves that we
deserve to embrace, which is just our ability to adapt and to figure it out and to go on living
and to love life, not because we get to fit
into a certain identity or because we get to be pack hunters or we get to do whatever but just
because like it's really nice to live it's nice to like wake up another day and figure out what
you're going to do this time to make it through it would be nice to not you know be be poisoned but
yeah most of the time you know ideally most of the time that won't
be happening and it's just like the daily figuring out how to be a coyote
having it all in Chicago yeah and I think that okay I mean again don't
project see the animal but if we want to project I do think like in a moment of
duress like follow the coyote flexible, lean into your meso predator, like let your anxiety serve you
and you know, bob and weave and slither around the threats
and get creative, eat an avocado.
Yeah, pair up with an unexpected friend,
make friends with a badger, get on the max, whatever.
Yeah, and there's like a joy in figuring out
what actually works for you.
And also through survival, maybe finding conditions
that you thrive more under than you did
with whatever you were doing last.
I think there's like a big human attachment
to the idea of having a plan.
And it's like, you don't have to have a plan.
To quote Phoebe Buffay, I don't even have a plaw. I don't even have a plaw.
But thank you.
I just, I love listening to you
and it's such a treat to come and get to gab with you.
I love listening to you too.
And well, tell us where else we can find you
and what are you doing lately?
Have you written any fun children's book or anything?
I have written a children's book called Trucky Roads.
Best title.
Come try out Radiolab if you used to listen but left, come back.
I'm so proud of the stuff we're doing there.
And some of it is very you're wrong about adjacent.
We have, we actually just did a rethink of Stockholm, which I know you've covered, but
we did a different take where Sara Carrier, our reporter, interviewed a bunch of people
involved and
actually just won a award for it. And I'm forgetting which award, but an award. Just
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And Lily, just thank you for everything,
and I know that when we talk next,
you will have done more, just, I don't know,
more questioning and exploring,
and I can't wait to talk with you
about whatever we talk about next.
I'll see you soon.
Yay, bye.
The deeper thing was about how our relationships with these animals and how we interact with them can trickle down into things that eventually get those animals killed.
Looking at where the attractants are in the city feeds into the One Health thing because
there are so many neighborhoods that have been systemically disadvantaged through things like redlining that have fewer municipal services,
more pollutants and, you know, quote-unquote pest species,
and might be attracting coyotes because of these attractants,
but then those coyotes also might be more exposed to things like pollutants
and like kind of getting into the nitty-gritty of the spatial ecology of an urban coyote and
Where it thrives versus where it doesn't and where it gets bolder versus where it doesn't etc
It's sort of the the next component as well as with hyenas and the other species that I study
And then I guess like last question for now
I mean when you've when that cycle of kind of chain reactions, these linkages, when it, when you
eventually learned about the woman who was hand feeding the coyote, was there like, ah,
like a sense of like, even if you didn't know her story, like an imagined sense of why someone
unhoused and screwed over by human, the human world, like why she would want to connect with a coyote in that way.
Like was there a sense of recognition?
Yeah. I mean, we all want to connect, right?
And so that need for connection is going to be even
more when you are someone who doesn't have other connections
and or who has been
systemically disadvantaged by society. You know, San Francisco has a huge
inequality problem because of all the gentrification and the tech boom and all
of that and there are a lot of people suffering from homelessness that are
constantly both villainized and also you you know, ticketed and all these things, and
dealing with a lot of issues that are very much based in like societal ills and societal
systemic problems that go back many, many, many years. So in my mind, Carl, to some degree,
is not just a product of the need for human connection to nature, it's also a product
of all of these systemic issues that you see in places, you see more starkly in places
like cities.
I don't know, I just think about the kid, the 11 year old you who's still so shy, who's
trying to catch a squirrel, who's trying to touch a squirrel and not quite succeeding.
But man if she did would probably be feeding them from her hand.
It maybe wasn't being failed in the same way, who wasn't unhoused, but like wasn't loving the human world and was finding something in these cicadas or these squirrels. Like, do you see yourself in
in that gesture? And is it so easy to just say like hurting humans don't take comfort in that?
Like I don't know.
Yeah, I do see myself in it and honestly like any wildlife biologist will tell you
that there is still even though they're doing science and they're permitted and they're doing
it ethically when they handle animals there is still something that is achieved in connecting
with that animal to do the science, like with your hands.
And that's our episode.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to Lulu Miller.
And once again, the clip that you just heard is Lulu Miller interviewing Dr. Christine
E. Wilkerson.
And thank you, Dr. Wilkerson, so much for your work too.
Thank you to Miranda Zichler for editing.
Thank you to Carolyn Kendrick for editing and producing,
and thank you to the four or five Coyotes who are probably looking at me right now.