ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Bree & Clint’s Weirdness

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

Bree & Clint are consummate professionals in the radio biz but sometimes what comes out of their mouth wasn't really what they meant, and sometimes they're just weirdos. These are some of the most random things they've said in 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best bits of ZDM's Brianne Clint. Get them on. Clint, I don't know how I came across this, but one of my friends is recently single after being in a long-term relationship. Okay. And she was telling me that she's just started to get back on the dating apps.

Like it's been a few months and she's like, I think it's time. I'm going to start, you know, getting onto the dating apps. And I said to her, I was like, what apps are you using? And she goes, there's so many to pick from. It's so confusing these days. I thought there was just Tinder Bumble, Hinge, Grindr. Well, that's what I thought too. And I said to her, I was like, let me do some research

and I'll find you if there's any good ones like out there in the world of dating. And these are my top six niche dating websites for people to jump on right now. Are you ready? These are the best dating websites for you to use from a woman who's been in a long-term relationship. Exactly right. Coming in, the first one that is on my list,

it's a dating app called Metal Dating. Okay, Metal Dating, yeah. Metal Dating. If you're a metalhead seeking a fellow metalhead companion, then Metal Dating is for you. Ah, okay. So people that are into gothic, heavy metal and black metal music, they're all on the platform Metal Dating.

It's a total subculture, so I can get why you want to cut to the chase and just find people of your ilk, you know? Yeah, totally, totally. Similar to this dating platform, this might be for you. It's called Furry Mate. Furry Mate is your home base if you enjoy dressing up as an animal and being involved with someone who also enjoys dressing up as an animal. For indoor gardening, right?

Yeah, but just keep in mind there's no foreplay. It's all fur play. Do you, serious question, serious question, do you have to do it in the style of the animal that you're dressed as? No. Oh, well, actually, I don't know. I'm not assuming. Yeah.

I think it's just whatever. Okay, another serious question. Another serious question. Why are you – mate, I'm not a furry. No, no, but you might know the answer to this one. Yeah. Do all animals do it the same way? I think they do.

I think it's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure. We gave it to dogs and we're like, that's your style. Like a pageant. But then cats are like, what do you think? We're looking each other in the eye? Imagine if you walk around the corner and your cats are doing missionary. Exactly right. I reckon it's just animal style, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's another dating app you can get on. What about this one? This one's quite interesting. It's called 420 Singles. Oh, I know what that is, yeah. And if you prefer to light up at 420, then you'll be jumping on this app. I don't think the time is relevant.

I think if you like to light up, that's the app for you. Well, that's what I think it means. It's just got a fun, catchy name, doesn't it? 420 singles. Do you reckon the app goes hard at like 425 just after 420? Everyone's like, ugh. I'd say so. Yeah.

Everyone's jumping on the app. These are all real, by the way. These are actual real dating platforms. Yeah, I love it. Another one, this is so relevant in 2023. This one's called Singles with Food Allergies. We laugh, but that actually sounds quite good for people. Like if you're full celiac and you don't want to have to have

that conversation or they go, oh, I'll take you out for dinner, let's go to Italian, and you're like, ugh. Ugh, I can't. Yeah, I mean, it is definitely a big thing in relationships, you know, so that's a platform that is out there for people. It's so much easier in a relationship when you eat the same thing. Yeah. Isn't it? It's so much easier. So that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, especially when you move in together. I've got two more for you. This one is called Date My Pet.

It says here, it's difficult to find a guy or a girl who has a pet that will get along with your pet. You may not only find a date for your pet but also for yourself using Date My Pet. The furries are like can I get on that app? They're like no different thing. It's different The furries are like damn there's some hot dogs on this app You've got an app. Stayries are like Damn there's some hot dogs On this app Yeah You've got an app Stay of hours This is date my pet

Okay the last one These are some of the most Unique dating platforms You haven't tickled my pickle yet I haven't found the app for me So please Oh I think this is for you Okay alright

Yeah Last one Called Stash Passions Okay You want to know what it is? Yeah desperately If you have a thing called Stash Passions. Okay. You want to know what it is? Yeah, desperately. If you have a thing for mustaches, then you can jump on this app and all the guys on the platform

will have mustaches. I love it. I love it. I love it. What a great idea. So good. There you go. Good luck.

I hope there's enough people on there to make the app worthwhile. Otherwise, you're going to be swiping past the same three guys with mustaches all night. Hey, how often do you wash your towel? I'm going to say once, maybe two times a week. Okay. Yeah. What is it? Once or two times a week?

Depends how dirty I am. Generally, though, on an average week. Once, I'd say. Once a week. On an average, normally in winter, once, summer, maybe twice. Yeah, okay. Just because it's sweaty. I'm a once a weeker.

There is information that has been released from a microbiologist about how often we should be washing our towels. Between the dead skin cells and humid bathroom air, towels can easily become the perfect bacteria breeding ground. Yeah. Everyone knows that. Towels can stink. And if you use them when they're dirty,

they can cause acne and other skin irritations. Can they? Also, they stink. Yeah. You know when a towel needs a wash because it gets a bit whiffy. So, this microbiologist has gone into how often you should be washing your towel in the washing machine. Not every day, is it? It's not every day.

Okay. It's not every day. However, it is... Every second day. It's a lot more frequent than once a week, like you and I are doing. According to this microbiologist, you should wash it every three uses. No. No, no, no.

That's not days. That's uses. So if you shower in the morning and the evening, then you should be changing out your towel every day and a half. What about when you brush your teeth and then you have to wipe your face on something? Does that count? No, that doesn't count.

No, no, we're talking about a full body scrubber dubs. No, I just can't be bothered. Neither can I. I've survived so far. Neither can I, but it does make me think that a week is way too long. Yeah, well, I mean, I love having conversations about towels because I always

bring up the fact that your towel situation freaks me out and the producers are now on board. They also think it's weird. You have one towel in your rotation. Not for the whole family. I have a towel. I have my own towel.

Yeah, the family towel. No, we don't have a family towel. No, but let's just talk about you. Yeah, my towel. You have one towel that you use constantly. Yeah. So you will wash that towel once a week and it goes back into the rotation. There's no other towels that are in your...

When it's clean, yeah. So it gets washed and dried and then it goes back in. What's fine with that? One towel. But how's that any different to having two towels but using one for a whole week? You're working that towel too hard. That towel needs a rest. The towel will tell me when it needs a rest.

It needs a rest. Right now it's fine. Remember when you told us about that thing that you also, like, your towel has to go through? No, okay. Excuse me. That's not part of this conversation. Well, now we kind of have to allude to it because it sounds like... No, you can't say that on the radio. What?

You can't say that. You can't say that. So now it sounds even worse. Yeah, that's why you shouldn't have said it in the first place. Okay, it's not that. It's not what you're thinking it is. I'm just... I'm trying to help you. You're not trying to help me at all. Do you want me to allude to it? You're trying to throw me under the towel place. Okay, it's not that. It's not what you're thinking it is. I'm just, I'm trying to help you. You're not trying to help me at all. Do you want me to allude to it? You're trying to throw me under the towel bus.

Do you want me to allude? Then you won't get in trouble. It'll be there. Yeah, go on then. Um, you know, like obviously us as humans we have body hair and sometimes you have to get rid of, well,

you want to get rid of certain body hair. Clint would put his hair into the towel. Not that towel. And then shake it outside. Not that towel. Not the bath towel. Oh, wait. Not the towel I'm rubbing my body with.

Oh, see, I didn't know this. What towel was it then? The ground towel. What? Wait. The bath mat? Yeah, the bath mat. Wait a second.

No one cares about that towel. That's your foot towel. No, wait. Wait. Okay, this is, you would use it for that. Yeah. Shake it outside. Yeah.

And then would you put it back on the ground? Yeah. Oh, no. No, no, no. Going off that reaction, no, I'd definitely put it in the washing machine.

The best bits. I want to talk just briefly about your greatest phobia this afternoon. I'd rather not talk about it because then when we talk about it,

people then send me photos of my phobia and I really don't appreciate it. Don't do that to Bree. Don't send her pictures of trypophobia. I will be completely honest with you here and say that during this break, I am going to show you a picture of, I'm going to show you a picture of small repeating holes,

which is trypophobia. But I can't tell you when. I'll just tell you. That makes it even worse. Why can't you just show it to me? We get it over with. Everyone has a laugh about how awkward it makes me feel. Yeah.

It'll come at some stage. Oh, I feel yuck. I feel yuck. Where is it? Trypophobia is the fear of small repeating holes, isn't it? That's what it is. Focus on me. I can't now.

Focus on me. Okay. It's little holes. Yes, it is. Little holes. It causes feelings of repulsion, as you can hear. Disgust. And some people it causes itching like makes their skin crawl

all these things happen to me and nausea makes me feel so sick trypophobia can happen in adults and children as young as four years old

did you know kids can have this weird phobia that you've got I've had this since I was a kid and I never I never knew what it was

like I was like why does it this make me feel this way and it wasn't until about ten years ago that a friend of mine also had it and she goes oh it's this and I was like, why does this make me feel this way? And it wasn't until about 10 years ago that a friend of mine also had it and she goes, oh, it's this. And I was like, oh, my God, it's an actual phobia.

Between 10% and 15% of people worldwide suffer from trypophobia. That's quite a lot. It's quite a lot. I'm not alone. For something that sounds made up. People think that it's a joke. I'm afraid of tiny holes. People think that it's a joke.

People think I'm making this up It makes me feel physically ill Why is the question I want to answer this afternoon What causes trypophobia? Trust issues Trust issues, yeah Maybe you weren't good at Super Mario Brothers You have to go down those pipes, those tiny holes

Do do do do do do do Like that No, that's not it, weirdly enough. Oh, I'm itchy. There's a theory that it's a- I'm itchy. When are you going to show it to me? I'll show it at some point during this break, okay?

There's a theory that it's an evolutionary defence mechanism that some people have carried through, like from before people- But defence of what? They reckon there's a lot of poisonous or venomous creatures that have trypophobic features. Like, for example, the cluster of eyes on a tarantula. Oh, yuck.

That gives people trypophobia. The blue-ringed octopus has it in its suckers. Yeah, I don't like that either. Crumpets. Oh, crumpets. They reckon it could be like a thing inside you. To be like danger. Stay away, danger.

But you're right. It doesn't explain why you're so freaked out by a picture of a crumpet, does it? God, I hate crumpets. Oh, it makes my face itchy. Yeah, it's weird, eh? And that was the moment that I showed Brie the trypophobia. Why? No.

Why that one? Why that one? For maximum impact. That's not even real, that one. It's not real. It's not real. Why that? No. Why that one? Why that one? For maximum impact. That's not even real, that one. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.

It's not real. Guys, it's the hand full of holes. It's not real. Yeah. It's not real. It's gone now. Don't worry about it. Oh, thank God.

It's full on. It's full on, eh? Full on. I feel so sick. It's gone now. You're safe. You're in a safe place people think i'd be i'm such like what's the word what's the word hypochondriac no not a hypochondriac um um pussy no people think i'm such an over-exaggerator but people who have this know like my skin

is crawling. Yeah. So not a hypochondriac, an over-exaggerator. Yeah. Okay. Which I mean, that's probably right. Our 100 dials it in. We want to know this afternoon, what's your phobia? Like Bree, who's got a fear of tiny holes, what's yours?

What are you afraid of? What's your thing? And you tell people and they're like, oh, that's a bit strange. Like for me, we all know mine. You've got weird ones. Mine is old fruit. Used fruit. Can I, oh, that's a bit strange. Like for me, we all know mine. You've got weird ones. Mine is old fruit. Used fruit. Can I say?

Fruit that someone else has opened. I feel like yours is weirder than mine. A pre-prepared fruit salad is my idea of hell on earth. I can eat fruit salad, but I need to make it and I need to make it now. I'm 100% going to bring in a banana peel tomorrow. No. Because I feel like that's fair. You showed me the picture of the holes.

I throw a banana peel at you. You and my wife, she throws them at me. And I'm married to that woman. Brain Clint. Best bets. Imagine if you had the same first and last name. So your name would be Clint Clint. Or Roberts Roberts.

Don't say that too quickly. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. You'd be Brianna Brianna. Yeah. G'day. Don't say that too quickly. You'd be Brianna Brianna. Yeah. G'day, Brianna Brianna. The name's Brianna. Brianna Brianna.

My email, yeah, it's briannabrianna at gmail.com. No, you get one of those Apple ones. It's brianna at brianna.me. People are like, what? What? Say what?, it's Brianna at Brianna.me. People are like, what? What? Say what? It's Bri.anna at Brianna. At Brianna.co.nz. Look, this, we laugh and joke about it.

One N or two? Two Ns. Always two Ns. Across both Briannas or each Brianna? First and last name exactly the same Yeah, just text me Yeah, both got double N We laugh and joke, but this has happened to a woman

Where she has the exact same first name as her last name So she wasn't like, her parents didn't hate her and give her this name Because that would just be cruel But because of the man that she's married who had the exact same last name as her first name, she now has identical first and last names. So her husband hates her. Yes. Yeah.

Because he's forced her to take his last name, which clearly not the right situation. If you love. He should have taken her last name. He should have taken her last name. If you loved her, you wouldn't make her do that. No. Should we listen? Let's hear.

I want to know so bad. Let's hear her explain. Does he have a lady's name for a last name? You just have a listen as to what this woman's full name is. That is Miley Cyrus, best of both worlds. What was that? Oh, play that again. That was quite a tune, actually.

We've got a new computer here. We're having some technical issues. Okay, here it is. Okay. This is the lady with the same first and last name. Let me introduce myself to you. First name is Bailey. My husband's last name is Bailey.

Spell exactly the same. And so in 2020, when we got married, I became Bailey Bailey. Bailey. Bailey, what are you doing? It's not even spelt different. He should have taken your last name. Bailey's not even a name that you can shorten either. She couldn't be like Bales Bailey.

Well, i guess she could be bailey ba ba ba bailey lee could she be lee yeah lee bailey lee bailey that still doesn't sound good does it love it if her favorite drinkers are baileys yeah right i mean that would just be ideal can you imagine like the way it comes come to those, I've got a Bailey's for Bailey Bailey. Imagine her filling out forms and stuff. She shows her driver's license in the video when she's talking about it and her name on her driver's license is Bailey Bailey. You know, it's quite nice sometimes to hand a name down to your child.

Not her. Not her kid. She can't be Bailey Bailey, mother of Bailey Bailey, can she? No. Bailey Bailey Junior. I want to go on the hunt, Clint. Could she have hyphenated her name? Like if her original name was Smith, could she be Bailey Smith Bailey?

See, that's still bad. It's still not like ideal, is it? I want to talk to people. I want you to call 0 wait 100 dials at m maybe it's you or maybe it's someone you know that has the same first and last name brie wants exact and i'm saying they don't exist because i said to her bailey bailey exists yeah she's an anomaly i said to her oh yeah it'd be great to hear from michael michaels and brie goes no no if they want to call up their name needs to be

Michael Michael And then I softened a bit And said okay fine Michael Michaels Will do Brie and Clint The best bits Zed and Brie and Clint

The winner of Birthday Banger George Michael from 1987 That song does not sound Like it came out in 1987 Could have came out yesterday. That's ages ago. That's when I came out. Of my mum, not the closet. Did you come out the sunroof or?

Nah. Out the downstairs. Out the old slip and slide, eh? Out the old, out the old, the old, out the old trap door. The old human cat flap. Out the old, the old, the old basement ride. The old... The old... The old basement ride. The old...

The old... Vagine. The old washing machine chute. The old downstairs vagina. Now you're just saying exactly what it is. It wasn't even a euphemism. I got uncomfortable because I realised it was my mum. We're going to talk about this story that is in the news today.

It is the new record for the world's oldest dog. I feel like we talked about the dog that had the record like maybe last year sometime. Oh, yeah? So this story I'm a little bit cautious of. That dog may have died and this dog has taken the title? No, but remember it was a chihuahua. Oh, yeah, it was ugly as all hell.

And it was ugly and it turned... It was hanging on by dear life. And it turned 21. Oh, this dog blows that dog out of the water. That's what I mean. So, yeah, anyway. So, okay, so the world's oldest dog has just had another birthday. That's why we're talking about it, okay?

Bobby was declared the world's oldest dog by the Guinness Book of World Records in February. So Bobby only became the world's oldest dog this year, okay? Right. Focus on me. Don't focus on you, Chihuahua. Focus on me and Bobby. I'm just Googling.

I'm Googling Bobby. Stop trying to discredit Bobby before I've even given you the stats, okay? Calm down. He was crowned. We've got to take this seriously, okay? It's the world's oldest dog. What do you think this is? Some light-hearted banter?

Think this is a silly story? No. This is what I get paid to do, okay, Brianna? And I'd appreciate it if you took me seriously. Okay, I'll try and take it seriously. Over the weekend, Bobby, the world's oldest dog, turned 31. Take it seriously. Take it seriously. Take it seriously.

I don't know if I can. Bobby is a purebred refiero do aliento, a breed of Portuguese dog trained to guard livestock. He looks like a Labrador. He looks like a chocolate lab. Yeah, he looks like a chocolate lab, yeah. As he's gotten older, he looks like a chocolate lab. As he's gotten older, he has had suffered difficulties walking. Yeah, no shit.

He's 31. He also experienced a decline in eyesight. I bet. And yeah, he's the world's oldest dog. In addition to being the oldest dog currently living, Bobby is also the oldest dog ever recorded, according to the Guinness

Book of World Records. And I'll just repeat that for you. According to the Guinness Book of Records, Bobby the brown Labrador looking dog, 31 years old. I need to see a birth certificate. That means if this is true, Bobby remembers 9-11. Yeah, Bobby's nearly the same age as me. Bobby watched Friends on TV, not on Netflix. Bobby could be one of my siblings. If Bobby was my childhood dog, I would still, oh my God,

that's so weird to think about. Bobby had to turn his computer off on the 31st of December, 1999, just in case the Y2K bug struck. Bobby had a Game Boy. He played Pokemon Blue. Bobby purchased Big Willie Style the album from Will Smith on CD. Bobby loved to collect

Tarzos. Bobby had a Walkman. Bobby was a fan of Parachute Pants. The first time they were popular. The first time. Not this time. Not the new Allen Steins ones. Bobby was a fan of parachute pants. The first time they were popular. The first time. Not this time. Not the new Allen Steins ones. Bobby's got the originals that you could zip off at the knees.

Back in the day. 31-year-old dog. I believe it. I want to believe it. I choose to. Actually, I choose to believe it. Until that dog dies and you cut it in half and count the rings, we have no choice but to take his word for it.

You count the rings on their poo. That's how they know how old they are. That's wild if that's true. 31. And it's not a small dog. It's a big dog. Big dogs don't live as long as small dogs. They don't. That is a fact. Bobby's bucking the trend.

Brainclench. We were talking before about the Vigi election. I don't want to talk about this anymore because it makes me too angry. The country's favourite vegetable. How dare they turn their backs on the potato? Who is voting in this Vigi election? Did they even have the potato as an option? Was it a candidate?

Glad to see you're over it. Definitely not. Glad to see you're coping with it well. I'm really passionate about it. I hope your party doesn't lose the real election on the weekend. You'll be insufferable. Mate, I don't have a party. I still don't know who I'm voting for.

This will cheer you up. There's been a world record set for heaviest pumpkin. Have you seen this? Oh, God. Here we go. Pumpkin wasn't in the top ten vegetables either. Pumpkin, eh. Yeah. Too much effort, eh? It 10 vegetables either. Pumpkin, eh.

Yeah. Too much effort, eh? It's just- So hard to get into. It's so hard to cut. Like, the amount of times I've nearly cut off a finger trying to cut up a pumpkin. That's why I'm surprised that jack-o'-lanterns are a thing, because they're so hard to cut into. They're nearly impossible to get into. I mean, how did people back in the, you know,

back in the early, early years of human existence, how did they ever get into a pumpkin? Have you ever thought about that? They probably smashed it on a rock. Yeah, probably. I mean, we should just go back to that, I reckon. You wouldn't be able to smash this pumpkin on a rock. A guy called Travis from Anoka in Minnesota has broken the world record with his pumpkin.

His pumpkin. How big does Travis say his pumpkin is? Well, he doesn't say. They've weighed it. Have they measured it? It's the Guinness World Records. Oh, Travis bloody measuring his pumpkins again. Yeah, he's taken it to a pumpkin competition.

1,247 kilos. It's heavier than a lot of cars. How long does it take to grow that thing? He said this year he decided to give it a bit of extra care. He watered his pumpkin up to 12 times a day and gave it fertilizer a bit more than usual. I reckon you had a horse that was directly pooing onto this pumpkin nonstop to get it to that size.

That pumpkin would taste so bad. So bad. It'd be so horrible. So bad, yeah. Do you reckon they eat it? I hope they do. I hope they do something with it. Either that or blow it up, put some dynamite inside it.

Boom! That was one of the most... What? I don't know. What? I think that might have been the manliest thing I've ever heard you say. You wouldn't like to see this pumpkin blown up. Are you telling me...

Your brain goes to, how much dynamite do you think we need to shove up the jacksie of that pumpkin to blow it to smithereens? Well, you could use bogan dynamite. You could just drill a hole into it and fill it full of diesel. Listen, you're still thinking about it. Yeah. This guy's clearly got a field.

There'll be a place that you could do it. Anyway, it reminded me of how we're trying to grow veggies this year at our house. We're like, nah, it's time to become self-sustainable. Honest to God, I reckon I've spent probably three years' worth of vegetable money on just starting to grow vegetables, buying dirt and fertiliser and seeds and seedlings and spades. No, I don't buy seeds too hard. I had this thought the other day. So I planted broccolinis about, I reckon, four months ago.

Yeah. Four months ago. Yeah. I've only recently, there's one broccolini that's ready. One. I planted six and then I went out there and I was like, one is ready. I was like, that was worth four months of hard work.

For one stick of broccolini. One stick of broccolini. That's not even enough for one person. I know. Yeah, right. Doesn't make sense. We planted asparagus and... We planted asparagus too.

It didn't work. It started shooting... No, no, it is working. Oh, ours didn't work. No, because it shoots up those frond things, eh? Yes. The asparagus. Yeah.

Two years. So it's got to grow the fronds for two years so it can charge up the root crown underneath the ground. Mate. And then on the third year of planting your asparagus, you get asparagus. But if there is a zombie apocalypse, we will be eating well for at least one day a year.

Exactly right. My pee is going to smell so bad in three years' time. It's going to be asparagus up the... It is worth it. Up the behind. No, wait, what? I'm going to be asparagused up. I'm not sticking it in my veins.

I'm just staying out of this. I'm letting you drown by yourself. Oh, there's our boss. Great. Okay, Brian Clint. Brian Clint. The best bits. ZM, Brian Clint.

Taylor Swift, love story, Taylor's version. I'm going to leave it alone, but just on the Bratz thing once more. One more thing. Enough with the Bratz. I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave it. Bratz. Let me just. One more thing. Enough with the Bratz. Let me just say this one thing. It said, I was ready to grab my pitchfork

and hunt Clint down for saying it wrong until he played the ad. It quite clearly says Bratz in the ad. Sorry, I have to join Team Clint. And that was literally the only text. The next text says, Clint being a boomer again. It's brats. Sounds like

he can't say beret properly. Correct. That was the one person who was on my side. And of course you read it out. And I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it. Literally a hundred texts all berating you. Oh, I can't read a hundred texts, Bree. Okay, we can't. We don't have time to read a hundred texts.

Berating your brats chat. Claudia was hanging out with some children on the weekend. Weren't you, Claudia? Don't say it like that. You were. Yeah, I was. You were. It's fine.

You're allowed. You went to the zoo. Yeah, we took my partner's... Is that where they keep kids these days? Yeah. There's a whole enclosure. How much are they charging? The naughty ones.

Yeah, they put them in the zoo. Yeah. No, we took my partner's godkids to the zoo. And so we were hanging out on the playground. Like, it wasn't weird. Yeah. No, no, we're not saying it was weird. Okay.

No, that's cute. What a cute little day. I love the zoo. Taking kids to the zoo is so fun. The zoo is way more fun with children. The kids just love everything. I got a real insight into motherhood and I was exhausted afterwards. Like literally went home and had a nap. I bet.

Even if a zoo's real crap because the Auckland Zoo, not the case. The Auckland Zoo's really good. But I have been to a real crap zoo before with young kids like taking them to go see the animals and the zoo was in Australia and it had like

lorikeets that would just fly in and then like a couple of really old, sad kangaroos and that was pretty much it and the kids just loved it. I was thinking the whole time, I want my bloody money back but they loved it so much, so whatever. There's a place in South Auckland which is basically just two horse and some sheep. Two what?

Two horse. Horses. H horse and some sheep. Two what? Two horse. Oh. Horses. Horses. Two. Two horses. Shit, sorry. Whoa.

Whereabouts is that place? I think you mean the brothel. Two horses. What's the plural of horse? Horses. Horses. Two. Excuse the pun. I'm having aes. Horses. Two. Excuse the pun.

I'm having a beer. You are having a beer. You're English today. Two horses. It sounded right coming out of my mouth. Who says two horse? Two horse. Look at the two horse over there.

You know the saying, they're like, oh, it's a two horse race. It's a two horse race. Yeah. It's a two horse race. It's a two horse race. Yeah, it's a two horse race. It's a two singular horses race. Yeah. Two horse race. But you don't say two horse. Okay, all right.

Don't bother texting in about that one. I agree with you. Yeah, you've been berated. We fixed it. Claudia. Barats. The point we were trying to get to is one of the kids was named after a Disney character. Yeah, so we were on the playground.

Just everything was totally normal. Everyone's calling their kids back. There's this one kid sitting in the sun. And then her mum goes, Woody Cruella. Oh, good names. No, she looked at her kid and said, Elsa, do you want to put your hat on? I knew it was going to be Elsa. Such a big movie.

Elsa from Frozen. It's a normal name. Did the name Elsa exist before Frozen? It did. I looked it up. Apparently it's like a shortened version of Elizabeth. It obviously went popular because of... It sounds like a real old school name to me. I mean, of course it existed

before Frozen, but I wonder if it was re-popularised. She would be a very popular child because she's named after everyone's favourite character at school. Yeah, and she would have been like three or four years old. And I looked it up, the second movie came out in 2019. So it would have been prime Elsa time. Did she like Frozen?

I didn't ask. Yeah. I'd say so. Mum must have. Yeah, but imagine if the kid doesn't like it. Better than being named Olaf. As a girl. Yeah, yeah. You don't. Better than being named Olaf. As a girl. Yeah, yeah.

You don't really want to get named that. Yeah, Olaf is probably one of the better ones to be named after. Why'd you name your kid Olaf? She's got big nose. She's icy with a big nose. Okay, yeah, that counts.

I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800DARLS.M, is there anybody listening that was named after a Disney character? Because there are thousands. There are. There are thousands.

I would love to talk to an Aladdin. Yeah. Do you think there's anyone listening right now with the name Aladdin? There'd be a few Jasmines, but were you named after Jasmine? Yeah, see, Jasmine, like, no offence to the Jasmines, lovely name, but I look at the name Jasmine as not a Disney name. No, but unless you were specifically named after Jasmine from... You know how there's specific Disney names?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what's a specific Disney name? Simba? Sebastian. No, Sebastian's not in there. Is it not? No, Simba. Mufasa.

Yeah. What else? Rafiki. Rafiki. Scar. Yeah. Okay, anything from Lion King. Pumba. Yeah, anything from... Mufasa Yeah What else? Rafiki Rafiki Scar Yeah Okay anything from Lion King Pumba Yeah anything from

Nala Nala is a very Disney name to me Oh yeah I know a Nala Probably not if you live in Africa That's probably more common But

Yeah Jordan who I do the podcast with His daughter's name is Nala There you go Yeah After Nala I didn't ask Oh

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