ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Callers (part 1) 2022

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

Bree and Clint have some of the most fun listeners in the biz. Here's a compilation of some of the best callers from the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The Bispits. Inso facto, we're talking sayings that you get wrong and you've only just realised later in life. You might have been using these sayings daily. You know, they might have been part of your repertoire and no one bloody told you. Maybe no one knew. Maybe the people around you. Maybe they think it's what you thought it was. Yeah.

Or they weren't positive, so they're like, I'm just not going to say anything. Some people are willing to be quite honest with us. So welcome to the show, James. Hi, James. G'day, James. Hey, kudos, guys. Tell us, James, what was the saying? First, tell us the right saying, and then tell us what you thought it was.

So the right saying is, there's no doubt about it. Right, of course. Okay, I'm so interested to know how you got this wrong. What did you think it was? Well, I've been saying it right, and it sounds right, but it's the way that it's been spelt. So I've been saying no doubt about it, but I've been spelling it D-E-A-L-T,

like, you know, you dealt with that. No dealt about it. Yeah, and I was corrected actually by one of my cousins in a group chat. I went to spell that word, no doubt about it, in a group chat. And my cousin said, no, cuz, sorry, that's wrong. You got done dirty by the group chat. You got it dealt to you.

The worst bit about that is it wouldn't even put the squiggly line underneath it to tell you you'd made a spelling mistake. No. Because you hadn't. You just made a grammatical error. And it sounds similar to doubt anyway. It does. But it's definitely no doubt about it, okay?

There is no doubt about that. Have you got no doubt about that? Thanks, James. Happy Friday. Let's go to John. Kia ora, John. G'day, John. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good, thank you, mate. First, John, tell us the right saying and then tell us what you were saying. I think it's nip it in the bud. Oh, yeah, nip it in the bud. Yeah, stop it before it's a problem. Yeah the bud Oh yeah nip it in the bud Stop it before it's a problem Yeah yeah yeah And I was saying nip it in the butt

I like nip it in the butt Way more I think it makes more sense Nip it in the butt Nip it in the butt John I think don't change a thing John I think keep doing you Yeah yeah I mean it makes absolutely no sense But yeah stick with nip it in the butt Thanks John John, I think don't change a thing, John. I think keep doing you.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it makes absolutely no sense, but yeah, stick with nip it in the butt. Thanks, John. Let's go to Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi. Tell us, Jess, what was the correct saying?

What have you been saying? Well kept. Well kept. Right, something or someone is well kept. Yeah. And what were you saying? Well, that's the right, the wrong saying. The right saying is well kept.

What? Well kept. What? Yeah, I got told by a colleague yesterday. It's K-E-M-P-T. What does it mean? No, it's not. What?

Of a person having carefully combed or neatly styled hair, they are well-kimped. You have just blown my mind. Jessica, are you sure they're not talking about someone who's just on the devil's lettuce? No. Well-himped. Well-himped. That's a different thing altogether.

Thanks, Jessica. I love this text that's come through. Someone said, I've been getting phrases wrong. It's my forte. I always say instead of built like a brick shithouse, I say built like a brick outhouse. Well, that's the polite one, isn't it? That's the PG version.

Yeah. Yeah, true. I like the person who's been saying, from the gecko. Hey, guys. Instead of from the get-go. From the gecko, I've been here. What about, I don't understand what this person, they said, I thought it was make ends meet.

Yeah. I thought that's what it was. Yeah, it is. Make ends meet. What do they think it is? As in you were too poor to go to the good cuts, so you only just afford the crappy meat from the butcher. Yeah, but what have they been saying?

No, that's all they said. I thought it was make ends meet. It is? Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. Are we wrong? Oh. Wait, Claudia, producer Claude.

Are they saying the difference between M-E-A-T and M-E-E-T? Is that what they're talking about? Claude? Yeah, so they're saying cuts of meat, but it's M-E-E-T, like two Ns, meeting. To make the two Ns meet. Yeah. Oh, gotcha. Do we know which one is correct?

I think double E is correct. Double E. Yeah. Not meat, meat. Not meat, meat. Not cuts of meat. I don't even know which one that I used to think it was now. What are we talking about?

Yeah, I don't know. Shelly's here. Hi, Shelly. Hi, Shelly. Hi, how are you? We're all sounding pretty stupid this afternoon, so join the team. Oh, okay. So I still can't say the correct way. I just never do it. It's the little dog, you know, the chit one. Yeah, the chihuahua.

Well, of all my life, I've called it chit chihuahua. And no one corrected me, and even to this day, I've called it Chit Chihuahua. And no one corrected me. And even to this day, I can't seem to get the correct way out. I call it Chit Chihuahua. Shelley, come on. You can do it. Chihuahua.

Come on. Chihuahua. Chihuahua. It doesn't sound right. That's pretty good. That was pretty good. That was close. Shelley, you and my mum would get along because she calls the singer that we play on ZM all the time, Ariane da Grande.

You should hear the stuff my mum comes out with. It's her fault that I say chichihuahua because I heard it from her. Chichihuahua. It just rolls off your tongue so naturally. I like chichihuahua. I'm going to call it chichihuahua from now on. You go to a person and go to pat their little Chichihuahua and you say something and they look at you funny,

but they don't actually correct you. You want to pat my what? The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bray and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go.

Birthday bangers for a Friday. Three people. What was the song that was number one on their 16th birthday? We're about to play one of those songs in full. Let's bring on our first contestant. It's Adele.

Hello. Hello. Damn it! Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. Adele, I can't hear her.

Can you hear her? She's on the other side. Oh. Yeah. Hi, Adele from the other side. Hello. How are you, mate? It's me. Yeah. Hi, Adele from the other side. Hello. How are you, mate? It's me.

Yeah, don't tell us you've never had that joke before, Adele. Come on. That was good. I liked it. She brought it back from the brink. You did. Hey, mate, let's do your birthday, bagger. What's your birthday?

Fourth of June, 93. Right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on the 4th of June, back in 2009, your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh my God, you're joking. Adele. You did this on purpose. No, we're serious. What are the odds of that? I mean, I don't think she'd even released the album yet. No. People are not.

I know, it's weird. How's that even possible? Yeah, we might be tugging your leg a little bit, Adele. This is your real birthday banger. Bonkers. I mean, it's a bit different to Adele, but what do you think about Dizzy Rascal Bonkers as your birthday banger? Love it, love it. A bit of Dizzy Rascal never went straight, did it, Adele?

No, no, not at all. What was that voice? Was that Adele or Dizzy Rascal? No, it, not Adele. What was that voice? Was that Adele or Dizzy Rascal? No, it's me, Dizzy Rascal. Jesus Christ. Oh, no, wait, it's me, Rita Ora. I'm back. I'm here with Taika.

Wait there, Adele. Let's do a birthday banger for Sha. Hi, Sha. G'day, Sha. Hi. Now, you're going to do your birthday banger for your partner, Dave. Is that right? Yes, he's in the driver's seat.

I'm in the passenger's seat. Okay, good. Good, good. Responsible driver, Char. Are we on speaker? No, not on speaker because of my interception with you guys' microphones. Oh, Char. Very considerate.

You're on the money. Thank you very much. Can you tell Dave we said hello? Pardon? Can you tell Dave we said hello? Your what? Can you? No we said hello? Your what? Can you? No, don't worry about it.

What's your birthday, Sha? What's Dave's birthday, Sha? 27th of November, 1980. Right, Sha. Your hubby was 16 in 1996. And on that day, this was number one. I like the way you work here. No diggity.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Back it up, Char. No diggity. No diggity. No doubt. I like the way you work here. Black streets back.

That's a banger, Char. Do you agree? I agree. Yeah, cool. Hey, Char, tell Dave what his birthday banger is. Your birthday banger is no diggity. Do you like it? It's all good.

Okay, wait there, Shah and Dave. One more for Jay. Hi, Jay. Hi. Hi. Sorry, I'm cracking up. We've run out of bangers, so I hope that you're going to present me with one. Yeah, me too.

I've got a good feeling in my waters. I'm Jay, 24th of January, 1994. Straight into it. She's straight into it. It means business. She was 16 in 2010. Well, I've been listening to the rest of them on the last one. Yeah.

Jay, here it is. You've waited long enough. Here's your birthday present. Yeah. I'd like to make myself believe. Oh. In this planet Earth.

Can I have it a bit longer? Slowly. Yeah. Owl City. I'm actually appalled at myself and my birthday. Really?

You don't like it that much that you're appalled at your own birthday banger? Well, I mean, I appreciate the song. Yeah, yeah. but it's just more than as good as the rest of them. I really enjoyed all the others. Okay, Jay, with your brutal honesty, what's the real winner of birthday banger this afternoon? Is it Dizzy Raskin? I'm not the winner.

Do I get any money? No, we haven't ground you the winner yet, Jay. We're asking you who you think should be the winner. What do you think should win? Well, not mine. Do you want us to play your song for a bit longer so you can hear it, so you can make a decision? No, can we just have a quick slash of the others?

A bit of a slash? A quick slash. Okay, so if we're saying it's not... Just a quick one second so I can then give you a... Okay, so it's not yours. It's either going to be Dizzy Rascal or it's going to be Black Streets. They're all good, but...

Oh, shit. No, definitely Dizzy Rascal. Definitely Dizzy Rascal. I'll bet a Dizzy Rascal for you, Jay. I like it. That's just my personal opinion. Well, I agree with you. Do you agree, Brie?

Oh, it's a very, like, full-on song. Wake up. No, it's just a daydream. Wake up, Brie. I thought Jay... It's got really good lyrical integrity. I thought Jay was telling me to wake up. I've already started it.

Is this the winner? No sorry not you Yeah good We're playing Disney Rascals I'm just laughing at Jay He's so funny Brian Clint what a mess He's the winner of Birthday Bagger

Brian Clint The best bits It is creepy And I told you it creeped me out But no you pushed ahead and said, no, we need to get people on who want to speak baby talk. Yeah, where are the people? We canvassed the country for people who wanted to do baby talk.

At your request. And I want them still to call. We're a bit light on baby talkers. If you want to do some baby talk, you can remain anonymous if you'd like. We have 0800 dial ZM. I want you to make Clint uncomfortable this afternoon. No, no, we have one...

With your baby talk. He doesn't want you to do it. That means you should call. We have one man from Meta Meta who's willing to do some baby talk. And you know what? I'm already 10% more attracted because he's willing to give it a go. His name's Chris. He's 29.

Welcome to the show, Chris. G'day, Chris. Hello, Quinty Winty. How are you? I heard you're a little upset-y today, so I just wanted to call you to let you know that we love you lots and lots, and if you need, there's a nice, warm blankie waiting for you

and lots of huggles. We care about you so much, Quinty. Don't let it get to you, buddy. It's okay. It's okay. Chris, I love you so much. Lots of hugs and kisses. All right, Chris.

All right, we get it. We get it, Chris. You're a big baby, all right? Hey, Chrissy Wissy, do you do baby talk in your relationships, yes or no? My partner's guilty of it, but I don't tend to do it unless it's to my two-year-old son. How do you feel when your partner does baby talk to you? Are you like, oh, I'm feeling aroused? Not particularly.

It's more a case of, okay, I'll hurry up and get it done. I don't even know what that means. No, I love that. I don't even know what that means. I love you, Chris, so much that you've called the radio station and you were straight into it and it was solid baby talk from you. I don't buy it. I think you've been practising and your partner is going to think,

I can't believe he's cheating on me baby talk with Clinty Winty from ZN. The one man in New Zealand willing to come on air and do baby talk. I love him. That's 29-year-old Chris from Matamata. Thanks, Chris. You have a great afternoon, baby. Thank you, mate. Thank you, guys.

Have an awesome one. Bye, Chris. Guy needs his nappy changed, I think. Brain glitch. Best bits. Feeling very Christmassy in here all of a sudden, isn't it? Isn't it? It's a tree and a reindeer and a North Pole.

It's kind of, that's premature erection of the Christmas tree. It is. Christmas has come early. Did you have to say it like that? I did, for effect. Yeah. But, you know, that's almost a week early. December 1st, that's meant to go up.

There's no star on top of the tree. There's no angel. There's no angel, yeah. There's no star, yeah. But do you do that later? You're going to do bad luck Christmas tree. Maybe you do that. There's no angel. There's no star. Yeah. You're going to get a bad luck Christmas tree. Maybe you do that before like on Christmas Eve. You put that on

the first or something. Yeah. Either way it is. It looks fantastic. I mean it does look fantastic but it's premature is all I'm saying. Is that bad luck? I don't know. Am I putting mine up this weekend? Absolutely. So who really cares. Three and Clint's Tradies vs Ladies. Alright. Come on the Tradies and in clint. Tradies versus ladies.

All right. Come on, the tradies and the ladies. Last game of the week. The tradies sitting on 106 wins for the year. The ladies on 86. The commanding lead from the tradies. Let's go to our lady. She's calling in from Palmerston North, the Palmerston North Pole, if you like.

She's 29 years old and she bought her first house at 24. Welcome to the show, Shawnee. Shawnee. Hey, guys. Hi. Teach me how. How did you do it? Middle of nowhere and my mum paid for the deposit.

Yeah, there you go. That's the key. Good advice, Shawnee. I love the advice where it's like, all you've got to do is cut back on your subscriptions, not have so many takeaway coffees, knuckle down for three years and get your parents to pay. Yeah, that sums it up.

Good on you, mate. Not judging. Good on you for getting in there. You're taking on our tradie. He's from Oxford. You thought Palmerston North was small. He's from Oxford. He's 30 years old and his moustache goes into his mouth.

Welcome to the show, John. John. Hey, guys. Is your moustache kind of a protector for your lips? I, nah, it's just I look weird without it. I've got a beard. It's a, if it curves into your lip, that's a real soup strainer. Yeah, it's like when you take a bite of a burger

and you're pulling down the top of your lip. Do you get like that when you have a pint? Are you left with beer foam in the moustache? If I drank, I probably would, yeah. Yeah, hot, that's nice. Okay, John, your buzzer is tradie. Shawnee, yours is lady. First three correct answers. Walks away with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. buzzer is tradie. Shawnee, yours is lady. First three correct answers.

Walks away with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. If you wanted to join the cause and fundraise for men's health this month, what would you be doing? John. John.

John. No, tradie is your buzzer, but we'll give you one grace pair. We'll give you one. Yeah. We'll give you one. Yeah. What's the answer? Your laugh sounds like Santa Claus. What is it? Movember?

Yeah. Growing a moustache. What are the chances? That was the first question. I know. We wrote these questions before we got contestants. Yeah, crazy. Oh, yeah.

No, for real. It just happened to be the way. Question number two, one to the tradies. What is the heaviest organ in the human body? Tradie. Yes, John. Is it the lungs? I mean, that's a great guess, but no, Shawnee, you want to have a guess?

The heart. I was looking for liver. Is it liver? Yeah, especially my liver after how much I drank last night. Freeze is swollen. It's about twice the size. All right, no points there for anyone. Question number three.

How many keys are there on a grand piano? Is it 77, 88 or 99? Lady. Lady. Yes, John. 88. On a grand piano, is it 77, 88 or 99? Trady. Lady. Yes, John. 88. Oh, he's on the money. Two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Shawnee. Question number four. What movie is linked to this famous quote? I see dead people. Trady. John for the win. The Sixth Sense. John for the win. The sixth sense. He's got it.

Oh, he's a worthy last man. Oh, John, he takes away the 50 bucks. You've got serious Santa Claus vibes down there in Oxford, John. And he's got a beard. And he's got a beard. He's sitting on a beard. Wait, John. John, level with me.

Are you sure your name isn't Nick? Oh, no. One of my favourite players of the week, John. Congratulations. There's $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC and the illustrious Tradiverse Lady title, a championship. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. John, good luck with the big run coming up on December 25th, all right? illustrious tradiverse lady title a championship congratulations oh thanks guys

John good luck with the big run coming up on December 25th alright yeah big day yeah big day yeah

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