ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Fridayoke 2022

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

Everyone's favourite singing segment is now a dedicated podcast! Every Friday Bree and Clint spend 15 minutes with a sound engineer to put forward their rendition of a popular song. Here are some of the best (or worst) from 2022.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Bree and Clint. The best bits. We're live from Hamilton for Friday Oki live at the bank tonight and it's time for Friday Oki. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki.

Thanks Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! New Zealand's favourite radio singing game where Bree and I go head to head singing songs. We do spend time with a professional, an actual audio engineer who does

the best he can to make us sound the best we can. Exactly. And just to keep in mind, this is us actually trying. Yeah, some people go, oh, come on, surely you... This is not you guys trying. No, it is us trying. We promise.

Every time we are putting in 100%. We really are, for you guys. We're actually fiercely competitive and we do not want to lose this thing. No. Which is why I don't understand why you chose this song this week, Bree. So can you please explain your song choice of La Rue Bulletproof? I just think it's a fantastic song. It's a bit of fun.

And I love the band. I love the song that this album comes from. And I think it'll be a bit of fun. Okay. Well, could be famous last words. What you're about to hear is Bree's take on La Rue Bulletproof. Oh, no. I'll just preface this by saying they're short this week.

They're short. They are short. Short and sweet. Short and sweet. You'll hear Bree's, then you'll hear mine, and then you, listener, friend, will have the opportunity to pick the winner of Friday O'Keefe this week. So hear us out if you can stand it,

and then we'll take your votes. Here it comes. This is Breeze LaRue. Good luck, mate. Good luck. Thank you, mate. Been there, done that, messed around I'm having fun, don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet I won't let you in again The messages I tried to send

My information's just not going in I'm burning bridges shore to shore I break away from something more I'm not turned on to love until it's cheap Been there, done that, messed around I'm having fun, don't put me down I'll never let you sweep me off my feet This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof

This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof I'm pretty happy with that. A little bit pitchy in some places, but not bad for me. I think you should be happy with that. Now, I don't say this lightly. Not only am I willing to hand you the victory this afternoon in return for not playing my song. You know that's not the game.

And declare you a 5-0 champion. It's not the game. I'm willing to offer you $100 of my own money to not play my version of La Rue Bulletproof this afternoon. Let me see the money. Sweet. Okay, now see the money. Sweet. Okay, now play the song. No.

No deal. You want to pocket that cash? This song never sees the light of day. Mate, I am a competitor, and I know the people want to hear it, and we've got to play it. That's the rules of Friday Oaky. There's no backing out. That's it.

Press play. Good luck. Okay, here it comes, everybody. This is my attempt at LaRue Bulletproof for Friday afternoon. Let's go. Come on, mate. I'm sorry in advance, okay? That's all I can say is.

Mate, I had a shocker last week, so you're good to go. I gave it my all. I'm going 100% on this, by the way. And if you don't like it, you can complain to Bree. Been there, done that, messed around. I'm having fun, don't put me down. I'll never let you sweep me off my feet. Ouch. I won't let you in again.

The message is I've tried to send. My information's just not going in. I'm burning bridges shore to shore. I'll break away from something more. I'm not done, not in love until it's cheap. Been there, done that, messed around. Here comes the good bit. Bulletproof This time, baby, I'll be Bulletproof I think that was pretty good. I don't know what you're worried about.

That was great. I tried it, I tried it. Because every time we do one like that and it comes out like that, people text and they say, why didn't you drop the key? First of all, we don't know what a key is. I have no idea what a key is. Second of all, we tried it and I tried coming down like a couple of octaves. It just sounded...

So was, I don't understand this really, was I higher than you? Was I the same? I think you can sing in a higher, I think you can sing in a higher key than me. Right, just naturally. Yeah, and I tried to sing up there with you. Gotcha. I think maybe we're slowly learning something about singing. Not how to sing, but how singing works.

There's like different pitches and keys or something. I don't know. Either way, somebody has to win Friday Oki this week. I'm due for a win. You won 4-1 last week. No, that was you. You won sexy chick 4-1 to you. Oh, did I?

Yes, you did. I don't feel so bad about this LaRue then. We're all good then. The best bits of ZM's Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Oki. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. It's our weekly singing competition where we spend 15 minutes

with a professional audio engineer and we do the best we can with a song. Bit of a twist this week though, isn't there, Brady? There is a bit of a twist this week. My mum was involved. She got in the booth. She was spitting fire bars. Did she want to do this? She didn't know about it.

I sprung it on her. And I picked this song. Yeah. Which I thought, when I think of my mum, I think of Jack Harlow's First Class. Because she is A grade all the way, baby. Oh, there it is. Okay, so Jack Harlow First Class.

Is it me versus you versus Mama Di this week? Is it a three-way? No. There it is. Okay, so Jack Harlow first class. Is it me versus you versus Mumadai this week? Is it a three-way? No. There was some complications. So technically it's Mumadai versus you, but I feature on Mumadai's track. Oh, God.

So I sing backup vocals. I do all the singing parts and mum does all the rapping parts. Okay, all right. I'd like to raise a small protest flag. Yes. I should not have to follow mum and di's version. You want to go first? I should be allowed to go first. You can go.

You go first. I'll play my Jack Harlow and then we'll get into the mum and di version. Can't wait. Here it is. That's what I was able to do with the Jack Harlow track. Can't wait. One take. I was able to do with the Jack Harlow check. Can't wait. Are you ready? One take.

I've been up, throw up the sex in the... Uh-huh. And I could put you in... Yeah, I could put you in... I've been up, throw up put you in. I've been up. Throw up the sex in the. Uh-huh. And I could put you in. And I could put you in.

Uh. I could see the whole city from this balcony Back in 2019, I was outside freely But now they got it out for me I don't care what frat you was in You came out for me, keep dreaming Pineapple juice, I give a sweet, sweet, sweet I know what they like, so I just keep cheesing Hard drive full of heat seeking

Trying to come the same day as Jack. Rethinking. Y'all don't need Givenchy. You need Jesus. Why do y'all sleep on me? I need reasons. I got plaques in the mail. Peak season. Shout out to my UPS workers making sure I receive them. You can do it too. Believe them.

One take. One take? How did I manage to make Jack Harlow sound even whiter? I feel like I deserve special credit. That's a special skill to widen up a Jack Harlow song. You actually did, didn't you? You did a great job. Someone texted and said, I'm already voting for Mama Di.

Hey, you haven't even heard it yet. Look, you've got to wait. You've got to hear both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to hear both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to hear both. Mama Di, she was in her element. Not at first. She was quite nervous because she didn't even know she was doing it.

But she got into the groove, I feel. Okay, well, here it comes. This is Mama Di's first class for Friday O'Keefe. Featuring me. Brianna. Oh, no, I can't. Oh, jeez. I've been up.

Throw up the sex in the. Uh-huh. I can put you in. I can put you in. I've been a throw up that sex in the uh huh I can put you in I can put you in yeah

I can see this whole city from this balcony back in 19 I was outside freely now they've got it out for me Yeah. and trying to come in the same day as Jack Rethink It. You don't need Givenchy, you need Jesus. Why do you sleep on me? I need reasons. I got plaques in the mail peak season. Shout out to the UPS workers. Make sure I receive them. You can do it too, believe it.

Yeah! I love her so much. She is the cutest human in the whole world. I love her. Givenchy. I don't need Givenchy. I need Jesus. So cute.

Shout out to my UPS workers. Make sure I receive them. She couldn't do that line and I said, just talk that one. It's fine. I'm texting, what a gilf. Bree and Clint. The best bits. Time for Friday-oke.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Brie and Clint.

Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oaties! The world's premier talentless singing competition returns for another week. Well, we just thought, you know, there's enough good singing competitions. Yeah, like The Voice. We need some bad ones. Yeah, this is more like the... That's what we bring you every Friday. Yeah, exactly right.

The opposite of the, you of the New Zealand Idol. We go head-to-head with singing... Pop songs? Yeah. We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and you guys decide the results. This week, Brie has selected the number one song in the country. That's correct.

The number one song in the country right now is Nicki Minaj. One, F, R, E, A, K, F, R, E. That's correct. The number one song in the country right now is Nicki Minaj. She's undoubtedly back with this song, right? Isn't she? She's done it. It's catchy. Yep. Can we do it, though?

Everyone's tried to do super bass before. Super bass, not easy. I don't know if anyone's tried to do Super Bass before. Super Bass, not easy. I don't know if anyone's tried to do Super Freaky Girl yet. Also not easy. Brie chose the song so your song comes first. Anything you want to say before we hear your Nicki Minaj this week for Friday Oaky? I put a bit of Brie flavour on the lyrics.

Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. And by that I mean I changed the lyrics slightly to relate more to me. Here it comes. This is Breeze, Super Freaky Girl for Friday Oki. She's alright, that girl's alright with me. Yeah.

Hey yo. I can lick it, I can ride it while you're slipping and sliding. I can do all them little tricks and keeping it up inside it. You can smack it. You can grip it. You can go down and kiss it. And every time he leave me alone, he always tell me he miss it. He want that B-I-E.

Breezy girl. He want that B-I-E. Breezy girl. B-I-B-I-B-I-E. Breezy girl. B-I-B-I-E. Breezy girl. B-R-B-R-B-R-B-R. Breezy girl. B-R-B-R-E. Breezy girl. It's the breezy girl.

Out here on the streets. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to hear the original anymore. I want that B-R-E. Breezy girl. Well, my name doesn't quite fit into Super Freaky Girl the same way, so I've just gone for the original lyrics. You should have just taken the N out. Yeah.

Oh. Keep it PG. If you know, you know. Here we go. Here's my Super Freaky Girl. After you've heard both, you'll get to vote, but here it is. She's alright, that girl's alright with me Yeah

Hey y'all, I can lick it, I can ride it While you slip in and slide it I can do all them little tricks And keepin' it up inside it And you can smack it, you can grip it You can go down and kiss it And every time he leave me long He always tell me he miss it

He wanna F-R-E down and kiss it and every time he leave me long he always tell me he miss it he won the f r e a k f r e a k a k a k a k e a k f r e a k such a fun song to do eh short and sweet but I quite like it that way. So good. I think it might be a pretty close race this week. Yeah. I think maybe. We're both crazy freaky girls. I think we might both be super freaky girls. Bree and Clint. The best bits.

Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Okie! Here we are, Clint. Another Friday. Another Friday Okie. But today's is a little bit different. A little bit special. That's right. Today, we lose senior producer Ben McDowell. He's been poached and he's leaving the show. So it's a tribute to you today, mate.

Today's Friday, okay? I thought... I love the song. Good. That's great. Great start. And I needed to pick a song from one of your all-time favourite musicians, Elton John. And I was going to pick Benny and the Jets.

But... Because of my name. Because of your name. And I mean, he Benny and the Jets But Cause my name Cause your name And I mean he's jet setting But Oh yes You know but Producer Ben

Doesn't like that song No and you said A bit too hard for you And it's also very hard Oh right It's so hard Not completely selfless then Yeah

The song you've chosen As a ripper Today for Friday Okie Our singing contest Which you guys will judge We're doing I'm Still Standing. What a banger.

Rules dictate as you chose the song. Bree, you go first. So you're about to hear Bree's Elton John. I feel like I'm about to have a pretty average week, but you know, it's all about Ben. It's all about energy. It's what it's about. That's it, that's it.

So listen to them both, and then you get to judge who did the best one. Here comes Breeze, Elton John. So far good. Wait for it. Sounded pretty true to the original so far, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could never know what it's like. Your blood like wind, it freezes just like ice. And there's a cold lonely night that shines from you. You wind up like the wreck you hide behind the mask you use.

And did you think this fool could never win? Well, look at me, I'm coming back again. I got a taste of love in a simple way. And if you need to know while I'm still standing, you just fade away. Here she goes, here she goes. Here she goes. Big note. I'm still standing after all this time. Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind. Big note. I'm still standing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. If you ever wanted to know what Elton John would sound like as a woman, very flat, I just showed you. A woman from Australia. Yeah.

Real flat. Hey. Hey, that was great. Thank you, Ben. Yeah. I appreciate that. You did very well. I'm in trouble, though. I think you've done, I think this might be your song.

Well, I actually have a surprise for you this week. Oh, yes? I will be sitting out this week's Friday Okie. And seeing as it's his last day on the show, today you'll be taking on producer Ben. No! My first time ever singing. Are you serious? Yes.

Yeah. I'm excited for this. I haven't heard it. I haven't heard it. Today you'll be judging between Brie and Ben, who has the best Elton John. Oh, my God. Here's Ben.

What's he like? I can't wait for this. Now I know how you guys feel. Ben can actually sing. He was nervous, though. I was. All right, I'm ready. I'm ready.

Let's see how he wins. You can never know what it's like. Your blood's like winter freezes just like ice. And there's a cold, lonely light that shines from you. You wind up like the wreck you hide behind the mask you use. Oh, that was good. And did you think this fool could ever win? You look at me, I'm coming mask you use. Oh, that was good. And if you think this fool could ever win, you look at me, I'm coming back again.

I got a taste of love in a simple way. And if you need to know while I'm still standing, you just fade away. Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did before. Looking like a true survivor. Feeling like a little kid I'm still standing

After all this time Picking up the pieces of my life Without you on my mind I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Ben. I've got to be completely honest. I did the yeah, yeah, yeahs. Did you? Yeah, so don't judge him on the yeah, yeah, yeahs. Do not judge me on the yeah, yeah, yeahs. That was the worst part. Okay, we need five people. I don't reckon we even need a vote.

That was awesome. No, it's got to be authentic. It's got to be real. We need five people on the phones right now. Oh, 800 dials a vote. That was awesome. No, it's got to be authentic. It's got to be real. We need five people on the phones right now. Oh, mate. Oh, 800 dials at M. That was fantastic. It's Bree versus Ben for Ben's last day on the Brian Clint show.

I'm so glad we never take on the producers because we would get owned Clint. Oh, don't worry. Anastasia can't sing. Yes, she can. We'll be back with your votes and results straight after Coterie. This is Cool It Down. Brian Clint, ZM. That was so good.

Loved it. That was so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's more horrible. I was like, what the fuck? Last day on the Brian Clint show. I'm so glad we never take on the producers because we would get owned, Clint. Don't worry, Anastasia can't sing.

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