ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Guest Hosts

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

Bree & Clint sometimes need a day off and when they do we find the best of the best to fill in for them! Here's a collection of just some of the amazing people we've had on the show in 2022 and some of the weirdest things we've put them through.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The best bits. Your big news this week, we found out that you are engaged to your partner Ryan. Yeah, we got engaged last week. Yeah, congratulations again. Thank you, it's very exciting. I know you've had a lot of congratulations and you deserve it, it's very happy news. Can you just run me through the different ways in which you rolled out the news, like the announcement itself?

So there was the TV, like the announcement itself? Oh. So there was the TV. It was announced on TVNZ Breakfast. Well, yeah, we put it up on Instagram first. Oh, Instagram first. Yeah, social media. Breakfast, I surprised you. Yes, there was the radio one.

Told you about it. Yeah. Any other media? Any other media in which you've? No, I think that's about it. That's about it. Are you sure? Yeah, am I missing something?

We're hearing strong rumours that you may have taken out a billboard campaign. Oh, shut up! To announce your engagement. Shut up! What have you done? And I know you hate being the centre of attention, but I've never seen somebody take out a billboard. Oh my God, I'm mortified.

I am mortified. Are you saying this wasn't you? Ben, can you bring it up? Can you bring up the evidence that we've got? Just have a look up here, Matty. No! This is not real. You've photoshopped this.

What I'm looking at, is a billboard from your engagement shoot, wonderful shoot of you and your gorgeous partner, Ryan. And over the top of it, it says, I'm engaged. I am mortified. I just, I just, I mean, congratulations again. People are going to think that this was me. Are you saying this wasn't you? This was not me. Who would have done that? Who on earth would have done that?

Clinton Roberts, look me in the eyes. Were you responsible for this billboard ad campaign? We've got to go to a caller right now. We've got your partner Ryan on the phone. Ryan, good afternoon. Hello, Clint. Congratulations on the big news, by the way. Thank you.

Are you aware of this billboard campaign that's out there? Not the billboard campaign, but it does sound very much something like that. No! I would never do this. Ryan. His likes on Instagram have obviously slowed down. I'm looking at it.

You're on the billboard, and I would say you're the co-star. I reckon you're a you're on the billboard and I would say you're the co-star I reckon you're a supporting actor on this one too because it's very interesting the choice of words Ryan it says

I'm engaged not not not we're engaged it says I'm engaged Clint when I met him

five years ago I knew very much I was going to be the co-star oh no I would believe I would believe that you didn't do this except for the copy like it's so I met him five years ago. I knew very much I was going to be the co-star. Oh, no! I would believe that you didn't do this, except for the copy.

It's so spot on. I'm engaged. Look, it's our engagement, Ryan, and I would never have seen you do this. It's reminding me of that episode of Friends where Monica keeps saying, it's my big day. It's basically where we're at. But also, haven't we moved on?

Isn't PJ pregnant? Surely that should be on a billboard before. Well, we had her on yesterday, and Maddie's like, that spotlight is drifting. It's drifting. I'll tell you what, regardless of who did it, if you would like to see the billboard, can I suggest that you drive past Graham Street

in Auckland Central this afternoon? I am. Get a selfie with her. Congratulations again, guys. Happy New Year's. Thank you. The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. I love talking about unusual phobias because I feel like I've got a few

and it makes me feel closer to people, you know. Do you have any unusual phobias? Well, I guess mine are a little bit curious because I really love yuck stuff. So what most people are scared of, yeah, like I self-soothe by watching Dr. Pimple Popper. Like that is just comforting, delightful. Yeah, that's weird to me. It's a sense of achievement. So I like that.

I like gross, slimy, pussy delights. But what I don't like is one of my phobias are probably like time alone with my thoughts. I avoid that at all costs. Someone texting or saying like, hey, we need to chat or we need to talk. Oh, that's a phobia of mine, big time. Yeah. And then the oil in canned tuna, like just canned tuna in general is just foul and should that's my favorite one but the oil of it because i feel like if even the slightest drip gets on you i eat it yeah i don't even tip it out i just straight wolf it down it's good for

you i could i could literally chunder right now. It's right in my throat. I feel like that is spot on unusual phobia. It's making these bits go funny. You know when you're like. Start salivating. Yeah. I'm going to spew on air. Well, I don't think that is as weird as this woman who is from Hampshire,

who she's talked about her really strange phobia. Her name's Kirstie Baker and she's 32. And she says she has a massive phobia. Her name's Kirsty Baker and she's 32 and she says she has a massive phobia and this is not a joke of the Scottish accent. She says it makes her feel sick. Really? Yep. She said, I'm so terrified of it. I get heart palpitations and feel nauseous when I hear it.

Is it that she can't quite understand it because it's quite limericky and songy? Well, I don't. She goes into shade. She says that she thinks it's from this experience she had as a child where they were at this event and this Scottish guy came up to her and he was on stilts. You know those people that are on stilts at carnivals and stuff?

And he came up to her and was like speaking in a Scottish accent and it just freaked her out. And ever since then, she's had trauma and she just can't deal with a Scottish accent. That's my favourite accent. Yeah, of course. I love a Scottish accent. Conor McGregor is Scottish, right? Isn't he? He's Irish, I believe. Is he Irish? Yeah. He's from Ireland. I had to watch his documentary with subtitles on because I was like

I love it and it sounds happy as but no idea what it is you're saying. Yeah, I feel like an Irish accent is quite hard to understand if it's real thick. I'm sorry, what did you say? I thought we could take calls this afternoon

because I love when people are open and honest. If you've got a really unusual phobia, you know, this is a safe space. Marshmallow dust. Yep. That's popular. That's a good one. Yeah, Kim can't stand canned tuna oil.

Oof. I am very close to chundering. Brainclit. Bispits. can't stand canned tuna oil. I'm very close to chundering. Brodie Kane filling in for Brie. Brie's off for the week doing secret business that Justin Bieber impeaches. If you get our podcast

which comes out each night, you'll already know this scoop because it was on last night's intro. If you don't, this will be new news to you. I mean, it's not breaking news. I've overhyped it now. Producer Ella's got herself

a new pet. Isn't there two? Well, there is two. Ella, are they at your house? They've moved in these new pets? Yes, they have.

Against my mother's will. She didn't know. So you live with your mum and she doesn't know about the pets that you've got? It was very impulsive. I did a bad thing I was just going to see them

And then when I was holding them I was like I have to take them now That's how I ended up with a dog Yeah But you don't live at your mum's house That's true You're actually in charge of

Yeah I'm a big girl Yeah yeah I crossed a line So Okay So you've got Okay so We're going to do the big reveal

I'll do the big reveal Ella what did you get? Two guinea pigs. Guinea pigs. So I've just got a question. So where were you when you were holding said guinea pigs and you were like, oh, I must have these? At the Trade Me Guy's house.

At the Trade Me Guy's house. I was just not looking. You make it sound like you just happened upon them, like you were at a petting zoo or something. You actively contacted this person and went to his house. Yeah, I did that on Friday night, and then I thought about it as I was going to sleep. Like, I shouldn't do it.

I'll just go see. Oh, so you did sleep on it as well? Yeah. How much does a guinea pig off Trade Me cost? They were 45 all up. It's pretty cheap here. I know. How much did that guinea pig hutch that you've got cost? They were 45 all up. It's pretty cheap here. I know. How much did that guinea pig hutch

that you've got cost? 60 bucks. All in a day's work, by the way. That's cheap as well. I know. What do you feed guinea pigs? Scratch, is it? Yeah, carrots.

Grass and carrots. And their poos are fine because it's literally grass and hay. What about that cat that looks like it's licking its chops sitting on top of your guinea pig cage? Oh, yeah. So my cat, Billy, she of your guinea pig cage? Oh, yes. My cat, Billy, she guards the guinea pigs.

I know. It's quite cute. So that the other cats don't eat them before she does. She's not guarding them, by the way. Is there a dog as well? Yeah. So we have five animals all up, and I found a pony on Tramee for five grand.

So that's the next one. No, you're not getting a pony, Ella. Can I just say to you, and I say this with love, and as a former guinea pig wrangler myself, I've had seven guinea pigs as a child. Cute. Yeah. Cute.

The worst pet. Clint, as you're looking at this photo right now, the cutest photo ever of my baby guinea pig in my hand. How can you say that? That guinea pig does not want to be in your hand. It's so cute. That guinea pig will not do anything. It will not do any tricks. It will not give you love. It doesn't want to be in your hands. It's so cute. That guinea pig will not do anything. It will not do any tricks.

It will not give you love. It doesn't want to be near you. It doesn't even want to be picked up by you. Yeah, I think you tried too hard. You tried too hard. You're not going to get anything out of it. It's not an enjoyable relationship. Are you serious?

Yes. Are you listening to yourself? Yes. What's going to be the highlight of your relationship with your guinea pig? Oh, when they go... And looking at you going... That's when they like you. They go...

Has it done that yet? Yes. And it goes in my neck and makes that sound. And then pissed on my mum's bed. Yeah, exactly right. You can't control the toilet business of a guinea pig. You can't toilet train them. They run away.

Yeah. Okay, well, get this. You can't pick up a human and pat it and put it in your neck. You can do that with a guinea pig. Well, no one said you should get a human. They run away. Yeah. Okay, well get this. You can't pick up a human and pat it and put it in your neck. You can do that with a guinea pig. Well, no one said you should get a human.

They're terrible. No, but I'm saying you can pat a guinea pig, you can put it and hang out with it and talk to it and it won't talk back to you. It'll just be your friend.

I think you'll get bored. Yeah. I will just put it out there and I'll say guinea pig. I'm happy for you but I think it's a terrible pet idea. I say that as someone

who's had guinea pigs. I remember happy for you, but I think it's a terrible pet idea. I say that as someone who's had guinea pigs. I remember, gosh, I'm trying to think now, whether we were at primary school or kindy, and you used to, remember there used to be a school, was it school or kindy? It'd be like the school guinea pig, and everyone would turn it, or the rabbit. We had chickens.

There's another useless animal, rabbits. Pet rabbits. My teacher taught us in primary school with a rat climbing around in here. No. No. Yeah, she did. I took it home. They always smell like urine as well.

I want to open the phone lines this afternoon. And look, it might be a bit negative. But I want to ask, what's the worst pet? Of all the species on all the earth that you can keep as a pet here in Aotearoa New Zealand, what's the worst one? Maybe in your experience maybe you have a family member who's had one and you just never want to have one because of that

Brodie what do you reckon the worst pet is? Well I mean I probably would say if it was just in New Zealand the guinea pigs Oh my god you're just saying that to wind me up. No, no. But also, like goldfish can be hectic. Yeah, there you go.

Because mum used to have some that I was supposed to be looking after for a mate once and then mum kept getting them. But they're a punish because they get bigger and bigger and bigger

and then they die. Hello everybody. Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane filling filling in for Brie. If you were listening to the show from 3 o'clock today when we were slandering guinea pigs, what an interesting turn of events this is. Well, I mean, I do feel a bit mean because Ella's so passionate and so excited about the fact that she's got these two new guinea pigs and we did offend the guinea pig community.

We did, yeah. And now what have we got in our hot little hands? We have two of the most adorable little guinea pigs. Look at this teeny tiny one. Your one is like a little furry nugget. The whole little guinea pig fits in one hand. Yours is a bit ugly. Hey.

It is. Don't listen to her. It is, alright. Don't listen to her. But my one is absolutely gorgie. And I've been feeding her a wee carrot, but she's so useless, as we said, that she can't even get it in her mouth. Ella, do these guinea pigs have names yet? Yeah, so the one you're holding is, I'm trying it, Phyllis.

Phyllis. And your one, Brodie, is maybe Gwenda. Oh, I think that's a Gwenda look at you. Short for syphilis? No. No. No. Phyllis.

That's a name on its own. It's a great name. I don't know. Look at Gwenda. She's like, I don't want to eat this carrot. I don't want to eat this carrot. What are you doing?

Hello. Hello. All right, well, maybe we're guinea pig people now. No, no, we're not. Oh, we're not. Because what? Are you not nearly bored? Are you not nearly bored?

We'll get rid of this guinea pig then. Are you not nearly bored? Because I'm like, cool, I won't even eat the carrot. I've got carrot all over my hand. It's cute, but where are we going with this relationship? Brie and Clint. The best bits. I was off sick on Friday, and we'd done our Friday Okies.

We'd gone to the booths. We were ready to go, play it out for you guys, and we never got a chance to. And we can't deny the people. We've gone to the booths. We were ready to go, play it out for you guys and we never got a chance to. And we can't deny the people. We can't. Even if it's a Tuesday we've got to do it, right? That's right, which is why we're doing this. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's

most popular segment. Tuesday Okies. I love Tuesday Okies. It's the best. I listen every Tuesday. I never miss Tuesday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Tuesday. I never miss Tuesday Okie. Thanks, Brianne Clint. You've made my Tuesday again.

Tuesday Okie. So seamless. That's how it always is, right? Yeah, I couldn't even notice a difference. I couldn't tell the difference, no. That's right. One time. So ridiculous. Producer Claude put that together. One time. So ridiculous.

Producer Claude put that together. Very well done, mate. So effortless from you. Wow, that must have taken you hours. It was so long. Seamless, though. Yeah. It was good, right?

Seamless. Some of my best work. Which is what Friday Okie usually is, some of our best work. This is our singing competition where we go head to head, singing a part of the same song to see who could do a better job. And, Maddie, this week we are doing the Far East movement. Because, I mean, like, when I think of you and I, I think street. Totally.

You know? Urban. Yeah. Like, it's amazing I don't have and I, I think street. Totally. You know, urban. Yeah. Like it's amazing I don't have my hat on backwards right now. You suit it. Yeah. You know, we both had 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer to do our best. It's never long enough.

Like a Jesus. It's never long enough. It's never long enough. And, you know, that is in place. The 15 minutes is in place to save the audio engineer because or else they would need therapy. Okay. Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?

I'm happy to go first. Okay. Let's get it out of the way. All right. Perfect. Matty McLean, here is his Tuesday-okey Leica G6. Show some support on the text machine. Good luck, mate. Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6

Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Give me that Momo win, win Give me that Crystal style, style Ladies love my style And my table getting wild Get them bottles poppin'

We get that drip and that drop Now give me two more bottles Cause you know it don't stop 808, hell yeah Drink it up, drink, drink it up When sober girls around me They be actin' like they drunk They be actin' like they drunk

Actin' like they drunk When sober girls around me They be actin' like they drunk I just fell in love with you so much more than what I already am. That was the cutest. I mean, it's true, ladies. They do love my style. Mate, pretty good flow. Thank you. Good vibes, I think. I liked it. How do you think you vibes, I think. I liked it.

How do you think you went? I feel like I've missed my calling. Yeah, I think you have. Yeah. Maddie Mack. Oh, I love it. That's your rat name. That's my street name.

All right, it's a hard one to follow, but I guess we're going to have to play mine now. All right, here's my Laika G6. Listen to both and then you'll get to vote. Popping bottles in the ice Like a blizzard When we drink we do it right Getting slither, sipper, sizzle

In my ride Like 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Like a G6 Like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Like a G6 Like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6

Like a G6 Like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Give me that Momo wet wet Give me that Krista style Ladies love my style At the table getting wild

Get them bottles popping Get that drip and that drop Just a style. The ladies love my style. At the table getting wild. Get them bottles popping. Get that drip and that drop. Now give me two more bottles. Cause you know it don't stay awake. Hell yeah. Drink it up. Drink it up. When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk.

They be acting like they drunk. Acting like they drunk. When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk Acting like they drunk So the girls around me They be acting like they drunk Mate, I think So good I think we should start a rap duo You and me, Maddie Mack, Breezy Bree

Breezy Bree, I love it And we're on, put us together So good Get us to open for 660 Saturdays Damn girl Someone just said, I love you Bree But your version sounds very aggressive Oh, my goodness. Get us to open for 660 Saturdays. Damn, girl. Someone just said, I love you, Bree, but your version sounds very aggressive. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Right, there they are. Tuesday hokey. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok.

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