ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Mumma Di Part 1

Episode Date: December 25, 2022

Hope you had a great Christmas! On today's episode - you know her, you love her... everyone's favourite Aussie (sorry Bree) Mumma Di! We love having Mumma Di on the show so we've rounded up some of the best moments with her from 2022.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The best bits. I'm already regretting this idea. I said no to doing it. I said, you can do it, I'm not doing it. I was like, oh, how did I end up here? Anyway, let's get into it. So, the latest episode of the Kardashians is out.

And there's one piece of the episode that has got everyone talking. Yeah. And it's Kim and her daughter, her eldest daughter, North West. They're sitting and they're talking about the time North was conceived. Northie, I've known Olivier since before you were a baby and he gave Daddy this blue dress that Daddy wanted for me. It was my birthday, the year before you were born.

And I wore the dress and I got pregnant and you got in my belly the night I wore that dress. So, Olivier might have a little something to do with the reason you're on this planet. Oh, Mum! You don't have to tell

the exact origin story of where I came from. So right now, I'm going to ask my mum if she remembers the night I was conceived. Hello mum. Hi mum Adai. Hi guys how you going? Mum do you remember that night? Do you remember what you were doing? I mean we know what you were doing. I'm very nervous. Where were you mum? Where was I conceived? I'm not going to tell you that, Brianna,

because that's absolutely terrible. Privileged information. Now, look, I've got to ask you a question. Was it an anniversary, special occasion? I'm a parent as well. I have two children. Where does Bri sit in the order? She's not first, eh?

No, she's second. She's second. I know where my first was conceived. I'm a bit cloudy on the second. On the second. I know where my first was conceived. I'm a bit cloudy on the second. On the second. Yeah, is that what it comes down to? I remember the second very well. Oh, you do?

Okay. Well, tell us, where was it? Can you just give us the location? Was it anywhere special? All I can say is hallway. Hallway. Hallway? Yeah, we didn't make it to the bed.

Wow, that is raunchy. Wow, I'm impressed. Bree's mortified. I'm impressed. No, Clint, you're very lucky you rang me at the moment because I'm sitting at a golf club having a glass of rosé and I never drink any other kind. Pull that microphone down.

Get her off the air. She's going to send a text to Big Steve after this, after one more rosé saying, vacuum the hallway, baby. Mum is coming home. All right, well, great, Mum. I'll send you the bill for my therapy. Thanks so much. No, all I can say is the floorboards weren't good.

Okay, all right. Where was Bree's brother conceived? The hood of a car? What is going on? This was your idea. She's slossered. She said two roses. This was your idea.

Oh, we surely did. Oh, we did. She's had two rosés. That's a real idea. Oh. Oh, we really did. Oh, we did. Oh, jeez, Mum. Oh, Mum and I. You've really outdone yourself. Love you. Thank you very much. Have a great afternoon.

I love you guys. Bye, Mum. See you. Another rosé. I love everybody. I do apologise to New Zealand. Listen to her. Breathe your hallway, Thomas.

Oh, sheesh. How good. The best bits of ZDM's Bray and Clint. Clint, big day for mothers yesterday. It was Mother's Day. Yeah, beautiful. And it's my mum's birthday today. What a jam-packed weekend for my mum, you know?

Massive one for your mum since she gets double the presents. By the way, happy birthday to my mum. Haven't said that yet. Happy birthday, mum. Nice one. Very nice from you. Nice save. Nice save.

My mum, I couldn't see her for Mother's Day yesterday, but I called her and I miss her very much. And she just so happens to join us on the phone right now. G'day, Mama Di. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, Di. How are you going? Happy Mother's Day for yesterday.

Yeah, happy Mother's Day, Mum. Yeah, I love you's Day, Mum. Yeah, I eat three meals all day. Excellent, Mum. Now, look, I love you very much. I thought for Mother's Day we could do something with you today, Mum, where, look, dad jokes are such a popular thing. Like, everyone knows what a dad joke is. But to celebrate Mother's Day, I think we need to start a trend with you, Mum,

for the Mum jokes. Oh, no. Okay. What I've done, Mum, I've carefully selected three jokes that I've text you. You have not read the jokes fully yet. So what we're going to get you to do, Mum, is we're going to test some of these Mum jokes out to see if any of them kind of hit. So I've texted you the jokes. When you're ready, go with your first mum joke. Okay, let's see. Okay. What's the best thing

about Switzerland? I don't know. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. Oh, no. Okay, so that wasn't your best. That wasn't your best. All right, go with... Wait, can I just check with you, Brie? Has our comedian Brie read any of her gear this afternoon?

No. Or is she flying blind? Okay. She's flying blind. Right, it's raw comedy. Mum and Di, hit us with another one. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? I don't know

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support People will think we're nuts Oh Brianna That's good stuff I think that's a win What do you think Clint? That's a bloody good mum joke I think This is good stuff. I think that's a win. What do you think, Clint? That's a bloody good mum joke.

I think this is good stuff. Now, this is your tight five. Bring it home with the last joke. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? I don't know. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually, oh, no, search for a golf ball. A guy will actually, oh no, search for a golf ball. There she is.

You can catch her performing in the 2022 New Zealand Comedy Festival. It's Breeze Mum, Mumma Di. I think she's the next Billie T winner. Oh, jeez. I don't think I'm any Ricky Gervais, that's for sure. Breeze Mum, Mumma Di. Exciting news in the science world, Clint, because scientists have found that swearing

can have a positive impact on relationships. Oh, if an excellent man. Isn't that bloody great, you crap bag? Apparently, swearing has long been dismissed as a topic of serious research, but scientists from the University of Keeley have examined 100 academic papers on swearing and found it was undeniably different and more powerful than any other forms of language. Really?

It conveys emotion really well. People say that it sometimes means it shows like a lower level of intelligence if you have to resort to swear words. That's what they're saying. But it's impactful and it cuts to the chase. It's saying it can actually make you connect with people on a deeper level. And I thought someone who I really want to connect with on a deeper level is my mum. Yeah.

And she joins us right now. G'day, Mama Di. Hi, guys. Good afternoon, New Zealand. What's going on? What's going on, Mama Di? Absolute good. Oh, Clint, what's wrong, mate?

I'm trying to connect with you. We're trying to connect. I'm trying to deepen my connection with you off this information that we've received. Oh, I don't know if that's deepening the connection. That's a bit rough. Mum, you bloody arsehole. You've got to give me some warning.

Not the same. Not the right context, was it? Did you miss that one? You've got to give me some leading. Oh, sorry, Mum. Sorry, Mum. Hey, look, we're just talking about this is a serious chat because this is about science where scientists have revealed

that swearing can have a positive impact on your relationships with people and actually bring you closer together. Oh, what a load of baloney. How much were they funded from the government? A load of baloney. Why does the government want you to swear? That doesn't make any sense. Look, we know that you are a very polite person

and you've never sworn on our show. She's not a swearer. In four and a half years, you're the only person left who hasn't cussed on this show, to be honest. People would probably ask, how do you have such a lovely, innocent mum who's never sworn and you've ended up the way you have? And I would say to them, I haven't been to enough therapy yet,

but hey, mum, let's cut to the chase. This is what we want from you. We want for a one time only this afternoon, we want you to swear on this show to see if this research is real. Yeah. No, Brianna, I'm not.

I don't swear. I told you, Clint. I told you she was going to say no. And to be honest, Bri did say that. We have special dispensation from Ross Boss to allow this for a one-time thing. He said he's willing to take it on the chin. He's willing to take a fine if that's what it comes to. He doesn't mind because it will be so monumental.

It will be so momentous if we get a swear word out of Mama Di. What word are we going to be happy with? What do we feel like will bring us the closest? One of the big four. One of the big four? Yep. S. S.

F. F. C. C. What's it? B. B. Okay.

Yeah. You can take your pick of those ones. S, F, C or B. And we need it live and we need it strong. Right here, right now. S.

No, not good enough. No, no. No, no, no. No. We need the K, the U and the C as well. I feel like, Mum, you've got, you're all over the S word. I have heard you say the S word before. I feel like that's a bit of U.

If you want to throw the ball in front of it. No, Brianna. Just grab the ball by the horns and throw the S on the end. Let's hear it, Mum. Go for it. Tuzzy Shoe. No. We're going to give this one more go.

Look, and I really want you to push yourself. I know you're up for new things and I know you like new challenges, so I dare you, I dare you to drop a C-bomb on this radio show right now. You won't. Oh, that's the worst one. So I dare you, I dare you to drop a C-bomb on this radio show right now. You won't. Oh, that's the worst one. Well, we gave you the option of the S. Yeah, we gave you two easy outs and you didn't take them. So come on, don't make this a waste of time.

Don't make this all for nothing. Let's go. Hit us. Oh, cupcake. Oh, I thought she was going to do it. Oh, my God, I thought she was going to do it. I've got an idea. Oh. I've got an idea. it. I've got an idea. Oh.

I've got an idea. Yeah. I've got an idea. Hey, Mum, I just thought I'd let you know one last thing before we go. New South Wales is the best team in the state of origin. Oh, Brianna, that is bullshit. Yeah! I got it!

Yes! We got her, everybody. Thank you very much. I feel like I've ruined the relationship saying all that stuff and then it brought us back together. Thanks, Mum and Dad. You've got a three-week ban from the show. Don't call back.

You're banned from the show for three weeks. Okay, bye, Mum. Green Clit. The best bits. Listen up, everyone who has a crock pot. Oh, I've got a crock pot. Everyone's has a crockpot. Oh, I've got a crockpot. Everyone's got a crockpot. It's crockpot season, baby.

I believe that that's what these are called, but you might be aware of the Corningware crockpots or their kitchen range. They're the ones, it's the white dish, and it's got either a wildflower or a floral bouquet on the front of it. I don't mean to pull you up on a technicality. Isn't this more of a casserole dish than a crock pot? Oh yeah, you're right.

You're definitely right. A crock pot plugs into the wall. This is a standalone thing, isn't it? A crock pot's a slow cooker, isn't it? That's correct. Yes. This is a standalone cooking dish. Do you remember a few years ago these were going viral

because they were gaining a lot of popularity? They're worth a fortune, aren't they? Yeah, apparently so. If you have one that's in good nick, this is back in fashion again. People are saying they're selling theirs online for up to $16,000. Imagine that. You're cleaning out grandma's house, RIP grandma, and you just come across one of these and you're like,

grandma, you little beauty. Make a hefty profit. I thought we could give my mum a call. She's like, bury me with my casserole dish. And you're like, no way, grandma. We're going to dig up grandma. Let's go towards my first house. We're going to dig her up.

Look, I thought we could call my mum because we had one of these as a kid. Did you? I have no doubt in my mind. Yeah. Whether she still has it or not, I'm not sure. Okay. But here's the plan. Yeah.

We ask her if she has it and if she does, great. If she doesn't, we just ask her what other things she has that are old and we just tell her they're worth a fortune.

Okay. Okay. All right. Let's get Mama Di on the phone and see if she's sitting on a fortune. Hello? Hello, Mum.

How are you guys? We're good. We think you might be particularly good at the moment. Bree stumbled across some information that might affect you directly. Listen up. Mum, do you recall, what did we call it? A baking dish? A casserole dish.

A casserole dish that had like a bunch of vegetables or like wild flowers on the front of it? Yeah. Yeah. It's got a glass lid and it's a white casserole dish. Yeah. It's a cornyware, I think, isn't it? That's the one.

That's exactly what it is. Oh, my God, Mum. Yeah. Okay, here is the key question. Do you still have that casserole dish? Yes, I do. And you're positive that it's a Corningware one? It's absolutely

mate because I've got another one that's a bigger, flatter one and it's a Corningware as well. You've got two? Yeah, I've got the casserole that's a traditional shape for a casserole. And then the other one is kind of like a baking dish.

Brianna, you've seen it. That's why I'm calling you, Mum, because I remember growing up we definitely had one. And this is legit. Do you want to hear the news about that dish? Is this legit, Brianna, honestly? This is. I'm not joking.

What can I swear on Clem? This is a I'm not joking. What can I swear on Clint? This is a real girl who cried wolf situation. Isn't it? And you've been pranked with Katie Drage too many times, but I will hand on heart tell you that the news Bri is about to share with you is genuine, okay? Mum. Okay.

If you have the Corningware casserole dish, it is worth a whopping $16,000. No. We're not even taking the piss this time. We're not even. This is legit. Are you kidding me? I'm not joking.

Oh, my God. What about the flatter one? It'd be worth a lot too, I'm assuming. We don't even know yet. That needs to be independently valued as well. Can you send them over here and we will sell them for you and we will give you a part of the profit. I have a banging Trade Me account where I can get you top dollar.

Well, that one, the casserole one is from Nan. Yeah, that's how old they would be. They're from the 70s. All right, well, good point. It's a family heirloom. Are you willing to part with the Corning Ware casserole dish, possibly valued at $16,000? Absolutely.

Get rid of the family heirloom. I'm getting the money. Mate, I'm there. Let's go. You head home now. Wrap it up in newspaper. We'll get an independent value around to the house as soon as possible. You're sitting on a bloody

fortune, Mama Di. Well done. Oh, I'll tell you what. I will go you a third. Okay, 70 for us, 30 for you. Got it. No, no. Bye, Mum. Talk soon.

Bye. Love you Oh my god I'm excited I have noticed recently There has been a lot of chat Online Amongst my friend groups Around baby talk in relationships Ugh yuck

And you hate it I'm not a fan It gives me physical icks. Yeah. Like, I shudder with ickiness at the thought of baby voicing. What are you talking about, cointy winty? Oh. I don't throw this around lightly because I know it's the ultimate.

I know it's the ultimate. That just came out of me. I would never do this to you I want to turn your microphone off I want to I won't Fair enough Hey no fair enough

I get it I decided to look into it a little bit And there's a study that was done a few years ago Which was looking at how many couples use baby talk in a relationship How many couples do you think- Not the good ones. Use baby talk. No good ones.

No hot couples. Well, a study from the Kinsey Institute found, and this is massive, two thirds of couples use baby talk with each other. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. That's a lot. Everybody on this show isn't a couple. There are four couples as a part of this show.

Who uses baby talk. By those stats, there should be at least one couple who uses baby talk. Okay, wait. So let's all take a vote. Who do you reckon out of you, me, Ella, produce? I reckon it's Ella. Probably Ella. Yeah.

Why are you saying my name? Because you love the Minions movie. And I feel like maybe there's a bit of baby chat with you and boyfy-woyfy. Is that fair? Come on. Without realising it, and it's not to that extent. Baby talk a little bit.

It's not like, come on, cuddle. It's just like, I want to cuddle. But can you heat up that pizza for me? I thought we could make a real awkward situation even more awkward this afternoon. I'm going to call my mum and I'm going to have a full conversation with her in baby talk. Just to see. Have you ever? No, never.

Right. Like, I do not baby talk with anyone, especially my mum. I'm distancing myself. Hi, mum. Hi, how are you going? Good, mumsy-wumsy. How are you? What's going on, Brianna?

What do you want? Mum, I miss you so much. I want to cuddle waddle. Have you had a knock to the head? Mum, don't talk like that to me. Do you, missy-wissy-me-too? Oh, Brianna, I'm a bit worried, I can tell you. So am I.

So am I, Mama Di, to be fair. Is this a bit awkward talking and baby talk to you, Mum? Oh, Jesus. Look, I'm not the queen, Brianna. I might be quite there, but I'm not mama. You don't want me to talk? You're not mummy. Don't do a bit of baby talk to my mum.

No, I will never baby talk to your mum because I respect her too much. Plus, I still want her to find me a little bit attractive. Yeah, right. Gotcha. Hey, mum. A little bit, Clint. A lot more than a little bit. What about me? Do you find me?

Okay, that's weird. Hey, Mum, I want to hear, because we're just talking about baby talk in relationships, you and Dad, do you ever baby talk to each other? No. Can you imagine your father ever doing baby talk? No, I can't, but I'd like to hear. I reckon your Dad spoke like a 45-year-old man

straight out of the womb. Yeah. I reckon he was like, G'day, Mum, can I get some of that milk there, please? I'd love some of that milk from those juggernaut luggers, please, Mum. Hey, Mum. I have to tell you, some kind of talk is good.

Italian talk is good. Okay. Okay, well, that's not what I was asking. Didn't want to know about it. But what I do want to know, Mum, is I want to hear what your baby talk would sound like to Dad if you were to do it. Oh, my God, Brianna. That's so far out of my comfort zone.

It's not funny. That's the whole point. Okay, so ready? I want to put you – let's set the scene. You want a cup of tea and you want Dad, Big Steve, to make it for you. How would you ask him if it was baby talk? Oh, Stevie, would you go and get me a cup of latte, honey bunny? That's not baby talk.

No, that was pretty good. I can't even do it. I love it. Thank you, Mum. That was the weirdest, some of the weirdest radio we've done with you for a while. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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