ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Mini: Curtains

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

Clint's set a challenge for the team which involves bedroom curtains. Spoiler alert: it didn't go down well.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Brie and Clint. Hey everybody, welcome to a Brie and Clint summer mini. Is that what we've been calling them? It sounds like you're trying to say ceremony but you're saying it wrong. Summer mini podcast. A summer mini. I feel like we've done like six already and that wasn't what it was called.

Now all of a sudden we've started calling them summer minis. Yeah, why not? Who knows? Who cares? Does anybody else do this we've started doing it where we now sleep with the curtains open

love it red flag fuck no psychotic no way so there's obviously pros and cons no no

all cons no pros psycho it's lovely why the fuck would you do that so I'll tell you why we're doing it

no guys Clint say it sorry Ella I agree so we can wake up Why the fuck would you do that? So I'll tell you why we're doing it. No, I don't want to hear it. You don't want to hear it. Clint, say it. Sorry, Ella. I agree. So we can wake up with the sunrise. No, the flag, no.

That's why I do it. Yuck. Get out of here. Because it's much nicer to be woken gently by daylight. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What time does the sunrise? Five. Between five and six.

No! Fuck! That! No. But your eyes are closed. You're not going to see it until you wake up. It's not until it's light enough your body goes, cool, I'll wake up.

Please be with me on this. Yeah, I'm 100% with you. That sounds horrific. My house is... Is it just because you don't want to wake up that early? Yes! If we had our curtains open, I would cook in bed. Like the sun comes in right onto the bed and then it would be like right on your face burning.

I'd wake up with a sunburn. I always get in trouble in my house because I'm like, my partner calls me the vampire. Because I always have all the blinds, all the curtains closed because I like it when it's dark. Oh, you were never going to be into this thing. No, never. Yeah, right. Never. to be into this thing. No, never. Yeah, right. Never. That sounds horrific to me.

Yeah, well, okay. It's like when you're camping and you're in a tent and there's no curtains and the sun comes up and it's just hot and bright and sweaty

and then you have to get up and there's no choice. Nothing worse. But you're in a tent and you have to get out of the tent. You can't even lie in bed. Oh, you cannot lie in a tent, no. Some of the worst mornings

of my life are after Rhythm and Vine waking up in the tent and you can't even lie in bed. You cannot lie in a tent, no. Some of the worst mornings of my life are after Rhythm and Vine's waking up in the tent and you didn't go to sleep until 3.30, 4 o'clock in the morning. And it's 6.30 and the tent is cooking and you're so dehydrated. And all you can hear is people around you going, and someone's UE boom is already on.

That's why I don't get R&B. That's why, I think. Okay, well I was gonna tout the benefits of sleeping curtains open, but I feel like I'll be pushing shit uphill. I'll listen. No, no, no, no. I'm ready to listen. I think it's important to know when you're not going to convince people of something.

Like my friend at the moment, Guy, who's trying to convince me to get into the Football World Cup, I'm like, it's never going to happen. You should just stop trying. I appreciate your passion. You're flogging a dead horse. It's not going to happen. I'm not stop trying. I appreciate your passion. You're flogging a dead horse. It's not going to happen. I'm not going to try and convince you guys to sleep with your curtains open.

Is this a new thing that you've started? You haven't always done this. It wasn't my idea, but it is now happening in our house. I feel like Clint has to go along with a few things. Good team player. It makes my wife very happy. And what is my ultimate goal? To makes my wife Very happy And what What is my ultimate goal To make my wife happy

So Yeah Yeah We love Lucy But also If you hate it Would you say Well I have a spare bedroom

So I could just Take this off No Would you If you hated something Like if you really Didn't like it Oh yeah of course

Of course Yeah of course Have you met him Mate I'm not I'm not I'm not full I don't know No Question If you really did something, like if you really didn't like it. Oh, yeah, of course, of course, of course. Yeah, of course. Have you met him? Mate, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not full. Oh, I don't know. I'm not a Christian. I can't picture him doing it, though.

You can't picture Clint expressing discomfort. Yeah, like I can't picture him going against the grain in his household, you know, like rocking the boat. Do you like conflict or like confronting conflict, Clint? Um, ooh, uh, I don't, Clint? I don't seek it out. I hate it. Yeah. Well, what if there's something you need to deal with?

Is this in my marriage or in my workplace? No, just in general. My marriage is fine, by the way. I feel like my marriage is now being investigated. No, not your marriage, just in general.

Right. I'm just curious. As I've gotten older I'll definitely say how I feel Yeah And just be like Well that's what it is Actually me too

If it doesn't gel with you I will avoid conflict At all costs Cool I challenge you all To sleep with your curtains open Tonight No thank you

No thanks Sure Just do it Guys No no Okay you challenge us To do something Yeah And then we report back In the next summer mini Wait what No thanks Just do it Guys Okay you challenge us To do something Yeah

And then we report back In the next summer mini Wait what So you guys Go away And tonight Okay I challenge you To eat meat

Not that I'm coming in I'm joking Good session guys Maybe just cheese I had to call my wife