ZM's Bree & Clint - Best Of ZM's Bree & Clint – Taste Tests and Hacks

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

Bree & Clint are always down for a good taste test or life hack, but they aren't always easy or successful. From hot sauce, to sour lollies, these guys will try anything. Be warned, there's a lot of gagging in this episode...like I said, they aren't always successful.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Brain Fletch. The Best Bits. Stick around if you want to hear two people struggle, fight to get through something horrible. Why are we doing this? Because we're zany radio people. Why are we turning into the Eating Challenges radio show? Because it's funny.

It's our pain. We're putting ourselves in pain. I know, but it gives other people joy for just a few minutes of pain. Well, I actually saw this on TikTok. It was a couple, and I've seen it done before millions of times. We've done the hot sauce thing. We've put that to bed. And I saw this couple who decided to take on the most sour lolly challenge.

Okay. And what you're about to hear is two people who, I think the lollies they're eating are called zombies. Right. And they're extremely sour. Take a listen to these two people struggle. Oh, it's stuck in my mouth. That is disgustingly sour, guys.

Oh, my God. What? More is pretty sour. Like this? Now it's burning my mouth. That is disgustingly sour, guys. Oh, my God. What? More is pretty sour. Now it's getting a bit hot. Oh, my God. You're going to be sick. Oh, my mouth is salivating just listening to that. Got so much saliva in my mouth.

So I tried to go online. It's coming from the sides of my mouth. It's like flooding my mouth with saliva and I to go online. It's coming from the sides of my mouth. It's like flooding my mouth with saliva and I haven't even had anything yet. I tried to get those exact lollies, but it was going to cost me about $170 in shipping from the UK. So instead I've went online and I've got these from the Remarkable Sweet Shop in Queenstown and these are called Mega Sour Raspberry. Mega Sour Raspberry. So I was thinking, you know, obviously those two people, they do one lolly.

I mean, who can't do one? Careful. I think we should do two. Okay, yeah, I can do two. Just for fun. Yeah, I'll do two. Here you go, take two. For those listening, these are raspberry flavoured, I assume,

but they're radioactive green. Technically, we're about flavoured, I assume. Yes. They're radioactive green. Technically, we're about to put blue balls into our mouth. Bon appetit. Bon appetit. Okay, you ready? Now, the person, now, what's the deal? We have to keep it in there for as long? 60 seconds.

60 seconds? I think that's good. Okay, ready? Okay. Cheers. Anastasia, can you start a timer, please? Okay. Five, four, three.

Oh, my God, my mouth is so wet. My mouth is juicy. Okay, we've got to put them in. Okay, hang on. Okay, ready? Okay, three, two, one. Okay, three, two, one. Here we go.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh God! It's so bad! Oh God! I can't see! I had to take one out, sorry. It's burning my teeth! I can't feel my tongue! Anastasia, how long is that? Time check. You're just hitting 30 seconds now. Listen, I'm not going to lie,

I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, I can't feel my tongue. Anastasia, how long is that? Time check. You're just hitting 30 seconds now. Okay, suck hard. Come on. I'm not going to fall down. Oh, my God. It's so sour.

It's horrible. My teeth are going to fall out. I think I'm going to do the sweet bit. Okay. Okay. I like it. Time check do the sweet bit. Okay. Okay. I like it. Time check. I'm sweating.

Nine. Okay. I'm good. I'm good. I sucked it off. You sucked it off? I sucked it off. Is that time?

And you're done. Mine feels sour. Oh, man. Mine feels much better. Why don't you get all that stuff off the outside? You guys are a bunch of wusses. Quite nice. I can't feel my teeth. Once you get all that stuff off the outside. You guys are a bunch of wusses. Quite nice.

I'm sweating. I had to take one out after about 10 seconds. Can't you fit two balls in at one time? No, there's no room in there, man. Oh, that was... Hey, that was fun. Thanks for that, Bree. Horrible. The best bits of ZM's Bree and Clint.

I follow this guy on TikTok who I find really interesting and essentially his whole page is dedicated towards learning new things in his 30s. Okay. Stuff he hasn't known until he's got into his 30s. Yeah. A lot of people have probably seen it and know what I'm talking about. Mm-hmm.

His name is Sydney Raz and there was this one particular one that came up that blew my mind and it was a type of hack to taking pills and tablets. Okay. Because for some people it can be quite a struggle. I watch some people try and swallow the pills and it is the most painful thing. Because I don't have an issue with it. Like I reckon I could do... Are you pretty... I'm a good swallower.

Are you pretty good at the swallowing? Yeah. No gag reflex for Clint. Maybe not. It's never been tested. It's quite a talent. But I reckon I could do six or seven multivitamins in a go.

Could you do six or seven? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I know the people you're talking about and they have one Panadol and they're like. So bad, eh? Like watching a cat trying to swallow their worming tablet. Literally.

Yeah. Do you raw dog it or do you do water? No, I water, but I can, I could raw dog it. You could if you wanted to. Yeah, yeah. God, that's talented. Yeah. You'd be quite.

I don't know if I could raw dog six. You'd be quite sought after in some communities like really really what a shame what a shame i thought we could listen to what this guy says and look i don't know if it's right so you and i could give it a go okay this afternoon and see if this is a good hack for taking pills here's something I didn't know until I was in my 30s. Moving your head forward, not back, is better for swallowing medicine. What does he mean? So you know when you put a tablet in your mouth

and you put the water in and you kind of throw it back? Yeah. Like you put your head back? Yeah. So he's saying that apparently if you tilt your head forward, it's easier to swallow it. Okay. So I thought what we could do, you've got some mints.

Oh no, actually Claudia went and sourced us a couple of Ekkies. So, because she said... Come on, that's not... Don't put my name to that. We can't swallow a mint, that's dangerous. Oh, that's dangerous. We've got some mints because obviously we don't need to

take tablets right now. We're each going to try and do this with a mint. Just one? Just one. Okay. I mean, well, actually, you can do seven if you want. No, no, no, no, no. Too minty, too minty, too minty.

You said I can do, I can swallow seven all at once. Multi-vitamins. And take a horse tranquiliser. That's me. All right. Okay. So you're going to do it with some water? Yeah.

Okay. Or should you do water and should I have raw dog? Cause I don't Do you not want water? Well I don't have an issue Swallowing pills So Okay

Okay so we'll put it in Okay Okay I'm gonna I'm gonna do water And just so we're clear So people can visualise this We're gonna sort of Put our chin towards

So instead of throwing Your head back to swallow it Yeah Just tip your head over So chin down towards our chest Yes Okay Okay you ready?

Here we go Alright let's get to it. It worked for me. Okay, let's go back up. I can do six or seven. Raw dog. Pretty easy. Can't even do one.

God, they always lie, don't they? I think it's the mintiness of anything. Honestly, I'm really good. Excuses, excuses. Brian Clint. Best bits. We get sent, or I get, yeah, we get sent a lot of strange things in this job. Very. A lot of products people want you to sample. The good people at

Cully's actually sent me a package yesterday which I thought you and I could have some fun with. Let me read this note to you that came with it. It says, Hey Clint, we have just launched our hottest sauce yet. Eight count is packed with the world's hottest chillies. Plus for the first time, we've added ultra hot chilli extract.

Oh God. To kick up the heat even further. Can't wait to hear what you think. So I thought Matty this afternoon, why don't we do a little taste test on it together? Oh. I'll just describe this to you. It's arrived in like a black

box. It looks like a coffin. It looks so dangerous. Open it up. It says that it contains the Carolina Reaper versus the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion. I'll take the bottle out here. I propose to you that this afternoon we have a teaspoon of

this together and then attempt a bit of karaoke. So it's the reaper versus the scorpion. Yes. Combined. Combined into a sauce. I mean that just sounds like my worst nightmare. Are you good with hot stuff? I mean, I'll take a

medium butter chicken. I don't go mild. I don't go mild. Kiwi hot? Yeah. I'm going to hand you a teaspoon. Oh, this is a big teaspoon as well. And I'll do a teaspoon for myself as well.

Oh, God. Just for the record, let you know that I am terrible with hot things. Terrible. So together. Oh, God. I just smelled it. Oh, that burns the nostrils. We'll do this together as friends.

Okay. And we'll suffer the consequences together. Okay. Okay. Cheers. Cheers. Down the gob. Grab it in the mouth.

Oh, it's burning already. Ben, hit the music. Oh God, it's burning already. Ben, hit the music. Oh, God, it's burning already. Here we go. Are you okay? I'm good. Oh, God. Olé, olé.

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Breathe. Feeling hot, hot, hot. It's all on fire. Feeling hot, hot, hot. I think my throat is closing up. Oh, God. You all right? Okay. That. Oh.

That was not good. I got the hiccups for a while there. It's still burning. This is a terrible idea. I can't talk. Oh. No, you don't. Someone just said, I want that sauce.

I don't know that you do. This is a terrible ad for Cully's. Well, there you go. I think that is officially the hottest sauce I've ever tasted in my life. Oh, God. My lips are tingling. Why would anybody ever put that on their food? Ow.

Ow, it's burning. That is sadistic. Are you okay? It's burning. Oh God, I'm sweating. We're going to take a break. Okay. Then come back.

Brain Clit. The best bits. The Inspired Unemployed are in studio with us. Their brand new beer, Better Beer, is here. We thought, seeing as you guys invented Better Beer this afternoon. We could invent something we could call, I don't know, we're just workshopping it, Worst Beer. Don't say we, I'm not a part of this. Our producers are bringing in a selection of beers and ingredients to go with these at the moment.

Oh dear God. So, Claudia, could you please serve everybody a beer? No. What is that? What is that? Nut. What we've got here is a selection of extra ingredients to go with a regular beer to make it the worst beer.

So you want to make the worst beer? Yeah, we're going to try and make the worst beer. Okay. I reckon we're at a good start here. Jack, would you like to draw the first thing out of the bowl and see what your ingredient is? This is for me? This is for you, yeah. Oh, tin spaghetti.

You know, I reckon he got off good there. Who's the producer? That's good. I actually wanted that. All right. Your turn? Yeah, come here. Oh, no. What's this? Please don wanted that. All right. Your turn? Yeah, come here. Oh, no.

What's this? Please don't be sardines. Black olive juice. Oh, that won't go down nice. Yay. Brodie, who I feel is on a similar level of dustiness as you guys today. Because I was involved in the launch. Yeah.

She was hard launching last time. So she's really not looking forward to this either. Where has she got oh no sardines chilli oil chilli oil oh what do you got

how did I come out of this so well oh no lemon juice yeah oh you're kidding you're kidding we pulled that out

of his pocket I saw it bullshit that was rigged okay well I'll get everybody their ingredients okay okay how much do we have to put in?

Yeah, how much are we putting in? How much are we doing here? Well, just tip it all in, I reckon. No, not all of it. Look at that. No, no. Let's do like a nice little... Little, wait, like a little...

I'm going to spew. So everybody, pour your ingredients in. We're experimenting here, by the way. We're trying to invent something new. It could be good. I'm sure you didn't hit beta beer on the first try did you actually could be good yeah give it a little mix up okay rattled all right cheers guys good seniors again good to see you again great to catch up three two one bon appetit oh god oh god down the hand

oh mine's not bad it's pretty good Yeah mine's alright Spaghetti beer's great Fax is down to it To the bottom I'm joining him mate Oh god okay Are you going to finish The spaghetti beer

Oh my god Oh you guys are made Of different stuff Oh my god Oh my god Oh it's coming back up Take the bucket Oh my God. Oh my God. Are you in the bucket? Oh, it's coming back up. Take the bucket. Take the bucket. Oh my God.

Oh, yucky, yummy. Oh my God. Yucky, yummy. That was great. Honestly, it's good to see you guys. Well, Jack and Fox, good to see you guys too. Thanks for that. We'll see you next time when we'll come up with something else to drink.

That's for my first meal of the day. You've been devastated. Come on. Get into it. How's that? Yeah.