ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 10th April 2025

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I'm having a party. A party for two. Hi guys, welcome to the after party. I didn't realise yesterday when Ella was leaving that I wasn't going to see her again before her wedding. She just kind of said bye. That's a good point. I didn't even say, have a good wedding. Neither. Oh yeah, neither.

No, but you're going to be at her wedding. Yeah, we'll see her. We'll see her. I'll see her as she walks down the aisle. As she's walking down the aisle, can you guys give her a message from me? Yeah. And says good luck.

It's, have a good wedding. Okay. Yeah, I'll interrupt the ceremony for that, I think. Yeah. I should send in a telegram.

Do you reckon the ceremony's going to be, oh, a telegram? Yeah, remember they used to have those at weddings? Put it on a honing pigeon. Yeah. Yeah. They used to do telegrams at weddings. Did they? My mum and dad still have the telegrams from their wedding.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was before email, obviously. And you had to pay per letter for the telegram that you sent. And it went to the post office and you went and collected them. And then you could read out a message that someone overseas had sent for your wedding. Fucking crazy, yeah. What a different time, eh?

Yeah. Such different time. Now I can send you a nude from Islamabad if I wanted to and you'd get it instantly. Go on then. Go on then. I can't figure out if you want my nude or you want me to go to Islamabad. Bit of both. Bit of both.

Bit of column A, bit of column B. Which is actually Claudia's dating history. Yeah, true. Bit of column A, bit of column B from Islamabad. Yep. We bought Ella's wedding present today. We bought a very fancy flash Japanese knife from her registry and as we purchased it, we had

the realisation that that knife will never cut meat. Only vegetables and legumes. It won't cut. It's not a bread knife, although they probably will use it for bread. Yeah. It can be. I have the knife. Oh, you have that knife? Well, it looks pretty much

the same. I'm sure it's not the exact same knife, but it is the sharpest knife I've ever used in my life. I cut my finger the other day with it. Damn. Does it come in a little leather pouch with a little clip on the top? I hope so. Mine didn't. I've got one too. We got it for our wedding.

Oh, you're all going to have one and not me. No, but I haven't maintained it because they tarnish and you can't put them in the dishwasher. You definitely can't put those in the dishwasher. My wife puts all of our good knives in the dishwasher. Not those. She didn't put those on.

Not that. No, no. Because if we used it, she would put it in the dishwasher. Yeah. My brother made me a knife and it's very similar to that knife and I'm so scared yeah to break it because i think like 50 hours went into this knife isn't that ridiculous 50 hours yeah yeah that is ridiculous did he um like pour out molten liquid into he made He made the whole thing. Or is it from a piece of metal that he carved out?

Do you know what's hotter, Claudia? Probably the molten metal. Oh, yeah. He has a kiln. A what? Kiln. Yeah. Yeah.

It makes it in a kiln. That's hot. That's where you fire it, right? Literally. I think so. Yeah, you fire it so it gets harder and harder. Yeah. Speaking of.

Shut up, Claudia. I think Claudia might need some. Yeah, she's a bit toey. Yeah. I think. Guys, it's getting colder, okay? Yeah. Yeah, look at.

I need someone to keep me warm. How did you go on the apps? I hate them so much. Give me a go. I'll have a look for you. Yeah. Do you think Ella's fiancé has any... Shut up!

Sorry, what? Give me a ride. Give me a hoon. Put me in, coach. Do you think Ella's fiancé has any hot friends at the wedding? I'm not sure, but also he's just younger enough than me that I'm like, meh, nah. Meh.

Do you need an older person? Yeah, I need an older, experienced person. I just need someone older than me, I think. Yeah. And I think they're all going to be younger. Jesus Christ How young? The youngest

I think it's the youngest The youngest person I ever dated So in relation to me I was 27 They were 22 That's a fair decent gap I was 24 and they were 21 or 22 and when I found out their age I got the ick and ghosted them.

You were 24? 21 and 24. Yeah. That is a big gap at 24, though. The problem was he, well, once we found out each other's ages, he was like, is it weird for you? And it wasn't until he said that. And then it was very weird for me.

See, I feel like it's different when it's, so when I was 27 dating the 22-year-old, I was dating a woman. So I feel like it's not as weird. Agreed. Like if I was 27, I was dating a 22-year-old guy. You guys love making up special rules for yourselves. Absolutely. No, that is the rules.

Trust me. Isn't it, Claudia? Uh-huh. The guys have to be older. It's the gay rules. The girls can be younger Yeah yeah But not by much

Yeah In my rules It's the same with gay men Like if a 45 year old man Is With a 102 year old man Hot Then that's

That's pretty much like a two year age gap It's true It's true The gays know Alright All the gays listening right now will be going like, they'll just be nodding going, yep, we know. And they made those rules too.

They go, those are the rules and we know because we made them. This is the gay agenda. We don't make them. They just appear. Like that's just the vibe. Like the Mormon scrolls. Yeah, exactly. They're just handed down to you guys.

Exactly. It's a part of the prophet. All right. Prophecy. The gay prophet. Who. It's a part of the prophet. All right. Prophecy. The gay prophet. Who is the gay prophet? The gay prophet. You should know who the gay prophet is.

It's Hayley Kiyoko, isn't it? Yeah. Hayley Kiyoko. Hayley Kiyoko. Only from when she was on Big Bang Theory. Nah, what about Seven Rules? Oh, yeah. Stop.

How old was she on that she would have been oh okay part of big bang theory where she cut all her hair off oh yeah that's right yeah the no bang no bangs theory okay it was a fringe joke It was a fringe joke It was definitely a fringe joke This whole conversation is a fringe joke We better go I've got a long flight to Islamabad

So I've got to go pray to the prophet I'm going to go have a hoon on See you guys later I'm going to go have a hoon on, Bree. See you guys later.