ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 10th April 2026

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Two is a coincidence, three is a pattern. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After party, baby. Our friend Georgia, it's our last morning after party and our friend Georgia is here with us. Just before we started, she goes, guys, can you just tell me before we start? How incestuous are we getting on today's one? We never. No, she pointed out the last two days,

you've propositioned us with incestuous relationships. It's got me wondering. Two days is a coincidence. Three days is a pattern. And here we go, talking about it three days in a row. And we're not going to even bring up the fact that Georgia accidentally hooked up with her first cousin in high school.

He was hot though. Yes, we will say, yes. That factors into it. We will go on the record and say that. It's a massive factor. Is he? Yeah. In this, or is he not?

Is he? In this rumor, do you want it to be that he's not hot? Do you not have a... Is he not hot? Do you want the rumor to be that Georgia hooked up with her Fuggo first cousin? Stop predicting from the time you hooked up with yours. I would never.

No. No. that was too fast. From all the stories I hear of Clint in his youth, I'm just running through, I'm just running through my cousins and my mind. No, none of my type. Neither are mine.

God, fuck, here we are again, straight away. I told you. Straight into the tracks. So now it's a pattern. Now it's a pattern. Yeah, don't bring Claudia in. She wants to talk about hook it up with her auntie. Yeah.

Oh, the boss is here, guys. Oh, the boss just walked in. It's the podcast. Everyone's... Speaking of... Speaking of your cousin fuckers. Clinton. What?

I didn't say who. Okay, let's say, where are we going to pivot? Well, there's no... What is the pivot? There's nothing more interesting than this. Guys, my natural... But this is the pivot.

My natural deodorant has really let me down this morning. Oh, no one goes for a natural deodorant anyway. What do you mean? I feel like... Well, it's not actually natural. It's just aluminum-free. I'd rather that. What brand? Do you want to say the brand?

Yeah, I can say two dudes. Oh, here we go. Is it in a cup? It's a Kiwi brand, I'll have you know. It's Kiwi brand and they do lots of good things. And it's been quite good for me up until today. I think it's just, you know. Did the branding lure you in, did it?

Two dudes. You were like, two dudes, oh, that sounds nice. I'm one of those dudes. Give me some of those two dudes products. Now, to be honest, the name's a bit gay, isn't it? A little bit. I didn't think about that. Not that that matters when I'm choosing a deodorant.

Clint stops buying it. He does because he realized. You're homophope? I definitely got to stop using their face creams. I've just tried to Google two dudes on the work laptop and it's blocked me. Does it take you to two girls one fanny pack? Two girls one fanny back. We haven't pitched this to Marty yet.

So Marty, this is our new idea. It's a podcast come travel show hosted by Georgia and Brie, who are big fans of the fanny pack. And we only go travelling around the world with only our fanny packs. Yeah, that's all they're allowed to take. All they can pack for each destination is a fanny pack's worth of contents. We tell them the destination first, and then part of the content is them refining their luggage back to what they would need for a trip to South America or Italy. Yes, machu-pichu Yeah, and what do you put in your fennipack?

Obviously, you can take whatever you're willing to wear on the plane. Vaginxia. What if we give Zidium listeners the chance to pack out fenni-packs? Oh, Vegic-S. Oh, the location. Vaglensia. They're thinking put vegesil in the fenni-pack. Vagelensia?

You can. That's actually a great item to pack. No, but you're not supposed to use vegesil. Aren't we not supposed to use it? You get distracted. This is the big pitch, okay? Do you think in the middle of shark tank, they start talking about the benefits of vegacil?

We do their thoughts, Marty. They go to the shark with the top line idea. We could sell that, hey. And then you stop talking. Yeah, but where's our influence with the listeners? Stop talking. They Marty talked. So how much equity do you guys want in this idea?

That's what the dragons say, eh? Yes. How much capital do you want? Look, Marty, we're realistic. We're realistic. We're looking for half a million dollars for 2% equity. in 20% equity in our idea. Right.

Sounds like a good one. No, he's not enticed by that. This is great. You agree this is a great idea. Oh, look, I think, you know, Fannie Pecks are having a moment. Yeah. And the talent's a while. Travel's hot.

Travel's hot. If you don't snap these guys up, you know other people will. Right? But we want to give it to you first. So we propose a 30, 30, 30 split between you and the two girls. they get 30 each. Oh no. Why does he get the same amount as us?

Well, because he's going to put the money up. That's fair. Oh, yeah. That's fair. You get 30? You get 30? Yeah. And then obviously I'll take 10 as the broker.

And so what are the overheads? I just need to basically help. I think what we decided on. Two fanny packs. 35 for me. 35 for Georgia. 30 for you. Yeah.

And then overheads. Fanny packs are cheap. Super cheap. Sorry, there's nothing left for me in that cut. That was on purpose. and then we do some deals with, I don't know, Expedia or Air New Zealand and we get the trips for free. No, the opportunities that in less.

Yeah, grab a seat. Yeah, count me in guys, yep. We'll do a deal. Oh, sold. Yeah, sold. Done. Look at Georgia. She's so excited.

Now tell her this is just better. No, guys, we can incorporate the Zidium listeners. Fennie packing with my favourite Alice. Be in our pack, our fennie pack. Fannie pack is packs by you. No, jumping our fanny. What? What?

Jumping our fanny. No, pack out our fanny. Phil our fanny. Phil our fanny. Phil our fanny pack. Phil our fanny pack. Phil our fanny. It's solved.

It sells itself, actually. Well, good stuff, guys. Thanks for your hard work today. That's okay. Let us know if you want us to come up with any more ideas. I think Marty's wrapping us up. Was it genuine? I don't know.

I think he's like, that's enough, guys. Georgia hopes it's genuine. So do I. Well, it's, this is not a, it's not a, unlimited offer is obviously got a time stamp on it but you've got five working days to get the one you ever turn around and one cool and if not what the deals if they'll have some money and a contract to us and we only go traveling at certain times of the month yes that's all that's a part of it yes there's one week yes there's one week of every month where the fanny pack

girls go on tour they only travel under a blood moon yeah everybody in the club in tips ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.