ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 10th December 2025

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

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Crash into me, crash into me, crash into me, crash into me. Okay, ready? Well, that was the intro. We're done. Oh. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. It's a T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Hey, welcome to the After Party.

If you heard me singing before, that was Dave Matthew's band. That's what I was doing. It was my version of Dave Matthews band. I kind of liked the song you played. Yeah, it's good song. It was all right. I'm going to give them a listen You do that

I definitely will not be Not your vibe 90 soft rock No I'm not listening to that when I've got Bloody Goo Goo Goo Dolls Hooty and the Blowfish Lifehouse You don't have to choose You can have it all

No I am choosing Hootie and the Blowfish I love Hootie and Bloatheed I said Hootie You don't listen Mr Big Matchbox 20 Matchbox 20 Oh

Give me some Nirvana And Yeah You're doing good quick. Nickelback. Yeah, yeah, we'll include that. She loves you too as well. I love you too.

I love you too. Is that the one? Donnie used to work on a dance. No, that's Bond Jovey. Oh, I love that song. You're an estrade. What about the song? Well, I'm an alien.

Do you know that one? Yeah, yeah, that's... Englishman in New York. Sting. Yeah, Sting and the police. Love that song. Yeah, I love this song. Rock Cam.

Oh. You're about to sing Ross Cam. I know. It's stuck in my head. from Friends Phoebe sings it Ross Ken Give me the tickets

Do you know I talked to someone in upper management today And they compared our show To Friends Shut the hell up Did they say

Who was who? No they said Oh boo Why didn't you ask that? Some other shows Have one good person And they're like Sinefeld

Rough Your show Who's the good person On Seinfeld? Cramer Juremer Cramer. Well, no, it's because it's called Seinfeld, and the show is centered around him.

But he's not the good one on the show. Where his friends is... No, you're missing the point. We are friends. But who plays Seinfeld? Who is friends? What? Who plays Seinfeld and Seinfeld?

Do we all have ADHD? Fuck me. You can't say that. No, she didn't say that. I imagined it. Do you want me to beep that? Yep. No, we know you've got it.

Beep that as well. Yeah, we don't need to do a test there. We can't. Keep beeping everything. We've got to go to Christmas dinner. Yeah, guys, I want to get out of here. Christmas dinner awaits. Do you actually have your secret Sander present?

I'll pick it up on the way. What though? Pretty. Get vapes from the gas station. Nauty. Do you honestly think? I pride myself, Ella, on being a great gift giver. I know you do.

But you might not be a good, good... She's the liar. She's the giver. What? Shit, I almost made it to the end of the year without doing that. What were you going to say? We haven't even had a drink yet. That's the problem.

You were going to say something mean. You were going to say something mean and calm as a bitch. And so are you. So back to the friends thing. Yeah, who's who? Yeah, who is who? Let's figure it out. I'm Paul Rudd.

Oh, I would be poor. Oh, I'm Mary and Clint. Ella is 100% Phoebe. How yeah. I would say... I could be Brad Pitt. Me and Clint both think we're Chandler, but... No, Clint is Ross.

Clint is Ross, no doubt. Look at him he's Ross. He actually is Unagi. That's something you would do. That is Clint. I think I've got more sex appeal. Oh, Posse has got sex appeal. The scene where he kisses Rachel for the first time?

Yeah, that was good. Season one, eh? Yeah. Season two. Season two. Start of first episode, season two. They didn't kiss until season two. First episode, season two.

It alluded to it in the end of season one. Bree's Joey? Why? Because she likes food. And I'm Italian. Oh yeah, because of the Italian thing. And you're a ladies man. Yeah, you are.

Yeah, me. How are you doing? I feel like Joey's the dumb one. No, no way. He's... I don't know which one I'd want to be. I don't know which one I'd want to be. My partner, I always say, is Monica.

She hates that. I'm not Monica. Yeah, Claudia is a bit Monica too. No. You're in your own Claudia away. Like, you're not entirely Monica. Okay. She's a mix of Monica and Rachel.

Interesting. I didn't see Ray. No, more Monica. Yeah. Sorry. Pleads over this chat. At least I'm not wrong. Oh, my brother.

Yeah. Browen it out. Hey Ross. Hey Ross. People can't. see that pree okay it's not a video podcast do you know some radios

hey ros okay they can hear that the real fans will get that oh I'm gonna take back what I see because there's no point

but did you know some radio stations are doing their podcasts as videos now and putting it on YouTube are they yeah nobody got time

I don't think we're good like a good looking enough show the shows that are doing it are not good looking oh we're the hottest show as good looking do you reckon

we are a good looking show but we'd have to put some effort into YouTube. Can we ask the people, because that could be a part of our strategy for next year, even though we asked for it to be part of our strategy this year, and we were told we weren't allowed to have our own YouTube page. Oh, that's right. Weird.

It's fucking crazy. Weird. If we had YouTube, would you guys, our core listeners, engage with it? Would you want to watch the after party? Were you talking just about the after party? But why can we put out, we make so many videos. Are you talking about the, as in the whole podcast? Why don't we put our videos on YouTube?

Because Ella will disappear if that happens. Wait, just, like, you know how I do a couple of videos a week? Or do you mean every single break like the podcast? No, no, no, no, no, no. This podcast? This one, the after party. As a video? The after party.

And then our other videos are you already making. Yeah. Once you're already making, put them on YouTube. You know when you upload them to Instagram, Facebook and TikTok? Yeah. Also upload them to YouTube. Yeah, I'll, um, yeah. Take the YouTube box.

Put it on your list. That's a 2026 job. But yes. Remember when we said we were going to record I know I was waiting for this to come up? More podcasts to play over the summer break. Yeah. And we haven't done that at all.

We said, we'll come in at 2.45 and do it before the show. We've just been so busy. We have been fucking busy. It sounds like a cop out. We've been fucking busy. These calendars. We've barely seen each other. But, I mean, look, my favourites are the podcast listeners.

We need to look after. to them. Okay, we'll do three a day next week. We'll do one at the Christmas dinner. Ella's not even here. Suck it. Perfect. Nah, jokes. It's not even bloody here. We'll do 12 tomorrow. You can give me a call.

12 tomorrow. Could you actually call me? I'm going to a long lunch tomorrow. I'll be coming in. What, four? Steamed. You're late again? With some friends. Who? Who are the people you're going with that aren't us?

Samsung. Samsung. Yes! Eligoda did one. Well, that's all right. Then I like Samsung. We do. Samsung guys are all right with me.

I'll be here ASAP. Guys, it's silly season, okay? Yeah, that's fair. That's fair enough. Tomorrow, not that anyone cares. Tomorrow I've got to go and sit up my DJ equipment at the racetrack. Cool. Go to the lunch.

Then I get to go to the lunch, which is fun. Yep. Then I come here. There's some chetty banter with you fellas. Yep. And then go and DJ at the races. Oh, yeah. And then go home.

and go straight to bed and then get up to fly to Wellington to interview James Cameron. I mean, the life of... Am I a jet sitter? The life of a radio announcer, eh? I prefer hot rock and DJ. Do you?

You regretted it as soon as you said it. Yeah, yeah. The only time... Remember when I said I had more six people. What about the time? What was the thing Clint said? You guys will know what was the thing Clint said

about the gym? What was it? it. Claudia, find it. Yeah, hang on. Clint knows. What is it?

I was trying to be funny when I said it. No, you... It's so bad. I've been working on myself at the... What was it? I said I put stress on my body at the gym. You did. That's right.

But he said it like this. I put stress on my body at the gym. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. When I said it, I found. up my own dick retract into my body. I put stress on my body at the gym. Is how you

said it. You said it in a different tone. You did admit it. Yeah, because I was trying to be funny. I was trying to be funny. Stop trying to be funny. You're trying to be funny. Stop trying to try. Put stress on your body at the gym. Usually people say, oh my bones are sore from the gym. Or my legs are sore. But Clint goes

I put my breast on my body and the jeff Can you imagine Did you find it? No Did you delete it? He did No

Yeah ages ago Look harder We didn't We've got a whole wall Of pen pineapple apple pen It probably got copied over Okay No

No Bip Eppy Um Six of these to go guys. Oh, plus the 12 we're going to record tomorrow. Apple. I have a pen.

I have pineapple. Pineapple pan. Apple pen. Pineapple pen. Apple pen. Fuck, yes. Put these on YouTube. No.

Put this on YouTube. I've want this to live forever. I hate that. All right, let's go to our dinner. Okay, bye guys. Bye. Bye.