ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 10th February 2025
Episode Date: February 10, 2025One of us has been wronged by someone we consider a friend of the show. This is the start of Butter Gate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Welcome to the after party where Claudia has beef to air
and it must be serious because she just put on deodorant
Yeah I'm a bit sweaty, I'm worked up about it
Smells good
Must be serious
I get it
Are you a roll on or are you a spray?
Usually I'm a roll on but it stopped working
so now I'm doing the spray and I feel like it works now.
I feel like I've been stinky for weeks.
Are you guys all roll-on?
Yeah.
I've never been roll-on.
Yep, because you've got lots of hair and it gets stuck.
My solar.
I have zero hair under my arms, thank you very much.
You're renowned for that.
I'm renowned for hairless pits.
Anyway, what's the beef, Claude?
I've been wronged, guys.
Publicly wronged.
You've been wronged.
Did you deserve it, though?
No, I've never been wronged, but I have been wronged.
No, I did not deserve it.
Are you sure?
Pretty sure.
I'm not going to explain what happened, but you can hear what happened.
This happened publicly on a radio station
from a friend
of ours. It's on your
wall Clint, you can click it when you're ready. Oh my god, I'm
so excited. Producer Sarah said, I've got
some butter in the fridge you can use if you want to spread
it on your muffin. And I
went and got some butter from the fridge that I thought was
Sarah's and then I opened it up, started using
it and then I realised there was actually a note
attached to the side of it that said it was
not Patricia Sarah's, it was
someone called Claudia's.
Oh, did you eat it? Oh yeah.
Are you going to tell her or
try to find her in the office? No, I think I'll just
hope that she doesn't notice.
Shout out Claudia if you're listening. Yeah, thanks for the butter.
I say
Maddie McLean.
I say we burn that station to the ground two things two
things i want to point out here the two things that i would point out to i think i know what
they are one he used my butter knowing that it was mine obviously yeah and put it on his second
and maybe worse someone called claudia someone called claudia he knows He knows me! You have pushed his buttons before.
Literally.
You have pushed his buttons.
You have pushed his muffin before.
The audacity of him, that's what gets my goat worse,
is that he pretended he didn't know who I was
and he wasn't going to tell me about it.
I'm going to call him, but pretend you're not here, okay?
Okay.
This is something that went live on the radio
and he was never going to tell me about.
This is full-blown beef now.
It's bullshit is what it is called.
Absolutely bullshit.
Full-blown butter beef.
Butter that man up.
He's avoiding us.
He's also doing his rate. Your call has been forwarded to voice
Oh he's screening
Guilty
He probably feels it in the air
Hey look Claudia
If they needed you to provide content for their show
Then you should take it as a compliment
I do get annoyed at people who label their butter in the fridge though
You put butter in the fridge
Oh here's a conversation
You put butter in the fridge it's a communal fridge we don't have enough
room for everybody to bring a block of butter to work okay so it's in the fridge i'm gonna use it
do you want to know why the butter was there why because you wanted me to make you a toast
sandwich so i bought some butter and then totally forgot about it oh okay so it's company butter
no you bought it on the company no it was on my own money card. Was it?
Yeah, I forgot to bring the other one.
And I was going to charge it back, but now I think I might just take it home.
Although now it's been sullied.
Soiled by a man and his muffin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, look, the workplace fridge is an area of major conflict.
Just do not try to...
The workplace fridge scares me.
He's ringing me back.
He's ringing me back.
Here we go.
Yay.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you still on air?
Yeah.
Oh, just a quick question.
Did you use Claudia's butter?
You little shit.
Who told? It little shit. Who told?
She's not so worried about the butter,
but did you talk about it on the radio?
Did I talk about it on the radio?
You talked about it on live radio.
Oh, maybe I did.
She's just a bit gutted because she heard that
you were kind of like,
well, you kind of, it kind of made her sound like a butter Nazi.
And you also, I haven't heard it, so I don't know,
but she also said that it sounded like you pretended not to know who she was.
Oh, I just, you know when you're on the radio and you can't,
like,
we've got a short amount of time.
I couldn't, like, I couldn't waste time in my precious storytelling ability to explain all the answers of who Claudia was.
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get it.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I was hoping that it was wrong.
I was hoping you were going to say, no, that didn't happen.
But it did?
It did.
But in my defense, I used it before I realized that it was Claudia's butter.
Because our producer, Sarah, had told me that there was butter for us in the fridge.
And I thought that I had grabbed our butter.
And it wasn't until I'd used it that I
realised there was a...
It might be Sarah's fault then.
Yeah.
But it has caused quite a big show
beef and I really didn't want it to be like that between
us. I wanted us to sort of be on the same side but I think
there's a beef now.
Shit, okay.
How do I rectify this?
Probably buy us all butter
And then write a song
About Claudia
Apologising and perform it
This seems like a lot
Well it depends how committed you are
To resolution
Yeah
Right
Would you do that?
Would you do that
If we put that on you
I wouldn't have done what you did in the first place
Bullshit
Anyway balls on your court
Love you see ya
Oh my god
Dude
You're so mean
He's joking
You could hear him literally going through all the emotions Where he was shitting his pants And be like nah he's joking And then be like, he's joking. He's not joking. I know. You could hear him literally going through all the emotions where he was shitting his pants
and then be like, nah, he's joking.
And then be like, maybe he's not.
And then bring the blame.
Shame on him.
I got goosies.
Yeah.
Guys, I think we pulled that prank off.
We haven't pulled a good prank for a while.
Oh my God, did we just prank someone?
We just pranked someone.
Prank.
Prank.
Prank.
Prank.
Prank.
I don't know if you'd call it a prank.
No, we are.
That is exhilarating
Are you disappointed in yourself by the way?
Why?
You didn't end of year prank me
I think it's the first year
That's what you think
Not that I'm asking for it to be pranked
That's what you think
But I did get to the end of the year and I was on edge
That's what you think
For the last two weeks of the year I was on edge
Pranked
He was on edge
Pranked
Pranked Oh Pranked.
Pranked.
Oh, you'll see.
All right.
If you are friends with Maddie McLean on Instagram,
can you just DM him or comment on his page and just be like,
justice for Claudia?
Or I can't believe you'd do that to Claudia.
Or tag Claudia on his page and be like,
this is who she is in case you forgot. Yeah.
I stand with Claudia.
Take a knee for Claudia. Yeah. I stand with Claudia. Take a knee for Claudia.
I butter my bread with Claudia.
I love it.
Yeah.
Okay, bye.
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