ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 10th July 2024

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

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Welcome to the After Party. Oh wow Oh my god guys, oh my god So cool. We've just come off our live show to jump in to do our podcast and we've just been doing the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 challenge. This is so bad.

Which if you don't know what it is, it's that TikTok thing at the moment that goes... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 5, 6, 7, 8. 6, 7, 8.

Oh, I'm so off. 7, 8. 8. Yeah, that one. 8. And I just realised something. 6, 7, 8. 6, 7, 8 Oh, I'm so off. 7, 8 8 Yeah, that one. 8 And I just realised something. 7, 8 6, 7, 8

Anyone who did choir or singing or musicals at school will remember the uber white version of that that went 1, 1, 2, 1 1, 2, 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2, 1 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

You've all run off on me. I was having six instead. 8, 8, 7, 8. 8, 7, 6, 7, 8. That was good, Bree. 8, 7, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. 8, 7, 6, 5. Did you do, um, whose pigs are these?

Whose pigs are these? That one? No. No, I didn't do that one. Did you do? A lot of red, yellow, yellow, Laurie. Red, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow. Unique New York.

Sally sells she-saws on the seashore. She-saws? She-saws. I'm not very good with these mouth riddles. She-saws is what she gets when she doesn't use protection. You don't want to get a she-saw. You don't want to get a she-saw. A she-saw.

No, I don't want that. Otherwise known as a gash. What? Pardon? What? Gash. Oh, pray. What?

That's a saw. What's gash? A gash is a saw. That's not what you were talking about. Yes, I was. You were? No, you dirty. You dirty. You's not what you were talking about. Yes, I was. You were not. I was. You had taken it there, not me.

No, you dirty scoundrel. Me. You dirty scoundrel. Us Australians use the word gash a lot. Too much. Oh, you've taken a gash out of it. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure anymore.

We do. We use that word a lot. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. It's in my head. Yeah, it's going to be stuck in your head now. It's going to be stuck. Can you imagine? I'm going to message Ellie tonight and just be like,

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Don't. That's so mean. Right before I go to sleep. Yeah, because I'm going to have to suffer through it. I'm going to message my ADHD friend and be like, are you doing this too? You should sit like a metronome before you go to sleep. Yeah, because I'm going to have to suffer through it. I was going to message my ADHD friend, Ben, like, are you doing this too? You should set like a metronome before you go to sleep.

What's a metronome? Ew, that makes me panic. That keeps time. No, no. Oh, yeah. That makes me want to die. Players use it and drummers use it. But sleep to the rhythm of the metronome

and then you will wake up in time and you'll just be able to get it out. This might be a neurodivergent thing. Ellie, are you the same as me? A eurodivergent? Is that like a football thing? You knew what I meant. Neurodivergent.

I'm turning into my mother. The euros are on at the moment. Neurodivergent. Cash in Europe? Euros, the currency Europe Euro's the currency Yeah the currency is that what you mean Euro transference European are you being cool and hipster European

You shut the fuck up I'll talk about you drinking horse semen again So you shut up You did not That shut him up We don't know who it was that drank it It could have been Ellie I know who it was

Do you like go nuts We don't know who it was that did that. It could have been Ellie. I know who it was. I know who it was. Do you go nuts if you can even slightly hear a clock ticking? Yes. Sometimes, yes. I can't. Don't get me started. I had to suffer through my exams ticking clocks, and I would cry, and so they put me outside.

Oh, wow. Yeah. And I put my tears on the exam papers so they knew they were causing me stress. I don't think that's a neurodivergent thing. I don't think anybody can stand the sound of a ticking clock. I think ticking clocks are the worst thing. No, like I can hear if there's a clock.

Like if I'm staying somewhere and there's a clock, like let's say I'm in the room, doors are closed and there's a clock in the hallway, I can hear that clock and I can't sleep until I get rid of it. That would drive me insane too though. Yeah. I hate repetitive sounds. Yeah.

No, the only thing worse than a repetitive sound is an irregular sound when you don't know when the sound's going to go off. No. I hate that. I hate that. I just hate the repetitive like fire alarms. I'm okay now. We had a party one time and we booked an Airbnb

and as per usual a couple of guys had to sleep in the lounge on the couches and there was this beep driving them insane and they could not sleep the whole night they could not sleep they got up they unplugged the microwave they took the batteries out of the smoke alarm they turned the oven off at the wall they just couldn't figure out what it was and we got up in the morning and we were like are you guys alright? You look like shit. They said we have not slept. We can't figure out what that beep is. And I went into the kitchen and closed

the fridge. Everyone knows what an open fridge sounds like. Yeah, that's a pretty standard sound. It was the fridge door. It had done that thing where like on like a French door fridge where there's a piece that pops out and the door won't close properly. I was like, you morons.

It's the fridge. They were even angrier. They were even angrier when they found out. Some fridges are more annoying than others. This fridge that I currently have will do the classic. So if you've got the door open, it's like beep, beep. And then after a while it gets its knickers in a knot and so it'll be like beep.

And then it'll really turn it up a notch and it'll be like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. And just do that until you close it. Yeah, that's awful. Anybody with a Samsung washing machine knows the Samsung washing machine song? Oh, yeah. Sounds like Harry Potter. It does, eh? Yeah.

I think I've got a Samsung. I've got a Samsung. What is it? I don't have one anymore. I've forgotten the tune. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. That's it.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. You think it's going to be over and then it goes high, right? Yes, it goes on for a while.

I quite like it. That's it. I quite like it. It's into my brain. My dogs always turn their head on the side. They're always like. Must be. What is that?

Shall we. One last question. Yeah. What is the most annoying sound in the world? Ice. In the... Shaving ice. Like if you pull something out of the freezer for me. The sound of the ice scraping.

Oh, interesting. It does things to my brain. I can't handle it. It's like fingernails down a chalkboard. Mine is ice. Yeah, right. I have a lot of annoying sounds. Oh, I just hate a loud vehicle or motorbike ripping past me. I want

to punch them in the deck because they're usually a man. Rip it off. Yeah, what is it? What is it? Swing them around. Do they get like a sense of, I don't know. By the deck. Oh, that's a different kind of helicopter. Grab them like that and throw them away like a boomerang.

Get out. Their deck comes off. So rude. Okay, that's two things. What's yours? I hate clocks. I hate, I don't like seeing fans, but that's more sight. Oh my God.

The ocean used to annoy me. Have I just met another person that is scared of fans like me? I hate fans. Yes, I hate fans. I've never met anyone else. I hate movement things. We took Ellie to New Zealand's biggest windmill. No, you did not

Yeah we did That's so sad That's right Because she's so scared of fans She did not have fun That's why I left the show See you guys I'm out It was soon after that

Actually it's when we're at a restaurant And the music's like Oh like house music? Yeah, but like classy house. And it's just like the repetitive... And I can't have a conversation when that's going off. Right, yeah, I understand. Yeah, hate it.

Okay, grandma. A little bit special, I know. I reckon one of the most annoying sounds for me, and this is not relevant in this day and age, but do you guys remember, and Ella won't remember, but do you guys remember on DVDs or, yeah, DVDs. It was on DVDs and they used to play that ad and if you'd fall asleep like after watching a movie and then the DVD would go back to the start

but it would start with this, you wouldn't steal a car. Oh, yeah. And it'd be so... I wonder if we can find it. What would that be called? You wouldn't steal a... Yeah, I reckon it would come up with that easy.

Steal a... And that noise just... Oh, yeah, the piracy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it is. Hold on. You wouldn't steal a car. We literally would steal a car, though, Just oh yeah the piracy Yeah yeah yeah Here it is hold on You ruined the car We literally would steal a car though

If we could download one off the internet Like if I could download a free car And it wasn't the only car It wasn't your car it was just an exact copy Of the car that you had I'd 100% steal that car Are you ready? Who remembers this?

Yes I remember. That would just scare the living daylights out of you. Scary, eh? They wanted it to scare you, though. They wanted it to be intimidating. And then at the end, the teenager shuts down their computer and they're like, no, I won't steal. I will not.

I won't steal these music and movies. Do you reckon that actually scared anyone into not? It scared me. Mate, you did not live in the day and age where you downloaded music. Have you ever burned a CD? A little, not that, not a CD, but. A USB stick? No, a little iPod shuffle with a little square.

Oh, yeah, I remember those ones. Oh, So you downloaded music to put on your iPod shuffle Not the same thing Alright, trying to relate But that's fine Do you know what Pirate Bay is? What? Do you know what Pirate Bay is? Have you ever heard of Pirate Bay? No

Napster? Did you ever carry around a hard drive full of movies and TV shows and you'd swap it with friends and they'd give you their movies, they'd download it illegally. Cool! And then you'd swap it, yeah. Because legally, by the way, neither did they.

No, we didn't. What we did do... That's what happened. Actually, yeah, my friend... Ben, ex-producer Ben, though, had a Google Fire Stick. Full of files. According to Fileman. The defiler. That's good, that's good.

No, I had my little QWERTY Blackberry and we could send our songs to each other. BBM. So we'd like Bluetooth the songs, so that's the form of whatever you're talking about. BBM. Yeah. BBM. So we like Bluetooth the song. So that's the form of whatever you're talking about. BBM. Anyway, my throat's getting sore.

So I need to be a princess and lie down. Okay, we're all going to go home. Play us out, Bree. Oh, yeah. Play us out. You've fallen asleep. The podcast is about to restart. Hold on.

Hold on one sec. Yep. I've got it. Yeah. Come on, get it. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a television.

Oh, kiss my mum. You wouldn't tickle someone's nipples. No, you could do that. No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't jump over Clint. You could do that still. You wouldn't still be listening to this, would you? No, I'm good at that.

Wait, wait, the crescendo's at the end. You ready? Yep. I am. Oh. Ah! I love the sound of the police locking up the guy who downloaded Fast and Furious off the internet. We'll throw you in the locker. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.