ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 10th July 2025

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Sometimes the unplanned things end up being the best things, except Ella's knock knock jokes, she needs to plan those. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the After Party. Hello everyone and welcome to Thursday's After Party. They call it Thirsty Thursday. They sure do, Ella. They sure do. Who does? They. Oh.

Who is they when they reference they? I've never met them. God, we really need to start planning stuff for this, honestly. Okay, well brainstorm No, we should be doing this before the after party Knock knock who's there? We've hit new lows

We've hit new lows. What's everyone doing this weekend? I'm off tomorrow. You guys are holding down the fort tomorrow. Hell yeah we are This weekend, I'm doing some flat bonding with the people that I live with didn't you do that last night? Yeah Claudia's hungover That's what we can brainstorm. I'm not hungover anymore. How's the body? It was just a bit rough this morning How's the head? Head's fine, body's fine. What are you doing to bond? We're doing like a craft-a-noon. A craft-a-noon? Yeah. Snooze? Is there drinks? Yeah so we're basically doing paint and sip at home. Drinks and cocaine, that's good. Yeah that's my weekend. What the f- really? No! What are you doing for your craft-o-noon?

I think we are gonna try paint something, but I think we're just gonna go Kmart, get some cheap stuff, and to be honest, it'll be like five minutes of painting and then that'll get pushed to the side and then we'll just drink and gossip. See, that I'm on board with. The actual painting stuff, I'd rather walk on glass. Really? Do you do any crafty artsy hobbies? I wouldn't describe Brie's crafty.

I am very- She's a crafty bitch. Can I just say I'm very crafty. Do you remember that sign I made for the Lizzo concert? That's good. That was fucking phenomenal. They got confiscated. I mean you wrote on Vivid, but you wrote with Vivid on- Are you joking?

Are you joking? I then glued fairy lights around it and then rigged it so that it was able, like the battery pack was able to be in the middle of the sign and it was double sided so then I could turn the lights on and off. Wait, what did it say? That's good. Sorry, I forgot about the lights. I think it said, Hey Lizzo, I'm a hundred percent your bitch. Maybe. And then on the other side, it had a spot where I could stick my phone and be like, Hey Lizzo,

my mom's on FaceTime. Say hello to her. And then it got confiscated just before she did the bit in the show where she like reads out all the signs and everyone else's signs were shit. My sign like owned all their signs. And then there was a fake proposal at the- Oh, that was so infuriating. Right, I actually knew one of the guys as well. That's right.

Was he actually gay? Yes. Okay, well at least we had that. I can confirm. You made a sign for a concert before? Nah, no. I've barely been to many, but nah. Cause you like to go home early.

Shut up. Do you go home early? I'm not a nanner anymore. Cause you like to go home early. Shut up. Do you go home early? I'm not a nanner anymore. Are you that person? I'm not a nanner. How early? Well, sometimes if I wasn't vibing it.

I had my hermit phase. I'm out of it. Are you? Yep. Are you? What are you doing this weekend? I'm actually going to Tana Mojo, who's coming on Friday. What is that?

She's an influencer. You'd know her if you saw her online, yeah. What's her name? Tana M- T-A-N-A. I don't know her last name, M-M- It's Mojo, but it's spelled like mongo. Oh, like mongu?

Monde. Like, just, it would be fun. I've never seen that girl before in my life. Wow! Who is that? She's like YouTube old school, like back with um, What do you um, Trisha Paytas. Like oh no.

You and I, you and I, I feel like sometimes I'm like oh Ella and I have so many similarities and then sometimes you'll say stuff and I'm like god we are so far apart. You're actually gonna go, so it's a show that she's putting on. Yeah she does this podcast now, it's like called Cancelled or something, we got one of her mates. I forgot her name. No, I take back what I said. I'd rather walk on glass than go to that.

You'd rather do a paint and sip at my house. Yeah, sorry. I'd rather do a paint and sip, a craft noon at Claudia's house than do that. Okay, well I'm just saying I am going out, okay? What time does it finish? I don't know. I'm gonna go to a party afterwards.

I've got a first 25th. We want receipts. We want receipts. You need to message me at midnight. What about that video I sent the group chat a few weeks ago? Do you guys remember that? Oh yes.

I don't even remember sending it. You were out, right? Yeah. And I remember I'd been harping on about how I reckon Spice Girls' Holla, is such an underrated Spice Girls song. I've been going on about it for weeks. Holla Batgirl?

No. No. Wait, Claudia will find it. Hold on, I don't know how to spell it. So I was like, that's pretty popular. H-O-L-L-A maybe? No. Holla.

Holla Spice Girls. A few times been around that track. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Way better than Mansoul. You've never heard Holla Spice Girls? No, Holla H-O-L-L-E-R. Come on, Claude. H-O-L-L.

What did I say? You got it, you got it. You said H. In this country, we say H like a grown up. Do you know the song, Ello? Let's see. Oh, you're about to. Sounds like no scrubs at the moment.

This is Bree in the clubs. This is like turning me on. It's nice, isn't it? Anyway, when you're away on your honeymoon, Claudia and Clint bullied me. Oh, it gets even better, listen. I like the little triangle in the back. Anyway, I was at this party a few weeks ago

and I was very drunk and all of a sudden the DJ started playing this and I took a video, should I try and find it? It's probably in the group chat. And then it's just me going, hey guys, you know how you said this isn't a good song? Why is this DJ at the party? Please! I don't know what's playing guys! People are requesting it!

Yay! I gotta be honest, I had to watch it about three times to figure out what you were trying to say Yeah find it, I wanna see it When would it have been? We bloody message each other so much don't we Yeah we talk a load of shit It's all superfluous chat too Nice big word

Yeah nice I wanna make a little audio sting-clawed. Mm-hmm. Of like, big word! Whenever Clint uses a big word. Big word alert! Big word! He loves using a big word.

He does! Oh my goodness. Like, good on ya! But it's funny, because he just drops it in randomly. That's obnoxious. A little bit. You're like talking about shit or something. Big word!

I'd be like, here's a big word. This song made me hungry. The song made you hungry? It made me hungry. What do you mean? If you could order anything right now. Pussy. Okay.

This isn't going to be worth it, is it? I can't find it either. Is it in Facebook or Instagram? Just finding videos of Ella slapping us in the face. That was a fun day. That's about it. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? I love when you go through and when you're drunk and you think something's really aesthetic Yeah, and you take a picture of it. You're like, this is gonna look so hot on the ground

And then you go back and look at it the next day and you're like, that's so ugly. I've got it Are you ready? Yeah, this is this was taken at 1040 on a Saturday night That's not even that late that light. I said, I made a party and they're playing that. We're going to play this on Friday, five, 10 prime time. It's going on. It's going on. Spoiler alert, it didn't. We never did.

And no one even acknowledged. Let's do it. I want to hear it. You guys can play it tomorrow. Was it even number one even acknowledged. Let's do it. I wanna hear it. You guys can play it tomorrow. Was it even number one? No. I was gonna say birthday bad. How do you know? Could have went number one in the UK. Okay then. Look at that. I gotta be honest, like I loved the Spice Girls. I didn't know that song. I've never heard it before. I'm shocked. Do you like it? Yes. No. Holler by the Spice Girls did reach number one

on the UK singles chart. Well guess what country I live in, Brie? Where? Guess. I don't know. Go on, guess. Fuck, I don't need to run though. Guess what country I live in.

Your dad's pants. Ha ha ha. It's not even country. It's not even clever. Guess what country I live in. In my world. Your mum's vagina. What the fuck? Guys! Didn't even need a passport to get in there. Okay, I'm done. It's because you're a resident. Everybody in the club gets it. Ahhhhhhh!

Oh god. Anything else, Bree? Gonna make you holler.