ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 10th June 2025

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Bree & Clint are fighting a corporate war, and we test out how different our TikTok algorithms actually are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested. So here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Branklin podcast. Woo! I'm having a party. A party for two. You guys can't see this right now, but we have been in a war with Ross Boss

about a certain level of admin that has been put in place to access... I know you're sick of hearing about it, so are we, to access our show's social media. Anyway, it came to a head this afternoon because we desperately needed to get in to help post things for this one hit wonders competition that we're doing. Because we're very involved, we like to be involved.

Anyway, we haven't done the admin required to be able to log into our accounts. So we threw a Tanty because we couldn't get in, and then he threw a Tanty because we don't do the admin that's required. But there's a certain amount of satisfaction coming for me personally that it's not working for me, even when he's trying to do it. Oh, is that what's happening. We've been trying to get me into the app for about what do you reckon 25 minutes? Yeah It's been a decent amount of time Anyway, how do you feel about it Ella? I'm bored. Can we go? Yeah, I'm bored too You know swap tic-tacs. I Can we go home? Yeah, I'm bored too. Do you want to swap TikToks? We'll do it tomorrow.

Do you want to see what Ella's TikTok feed looks like? I do. Oh yeah, probably. I feel like hers and mine would be more similar to hers and yours. Oh yeah, okay. I wonder what yours is. When Clint doesn't agree, he does this.

Oh yeah, okay. What, it's your does this. Oh yeah, okay. No, it's your opinion. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He turns your mic off. He turns your mic off. Okay, okay, but what would you prefer? That I just disagree with you? You then go, why do you think that?

Yeah, I can question. No, fuck that. I would love some fake enthusiasm. It's not a conversation I want to engage in. No. Oh, that's interesting. You don't think mine and Ella's TikTok feed would be more similar than yours and hers?

No, I think all of our feeds would be different. I think yours and Claudia's would be more similar. Nah. I think Ella would be an outlier and I would be an outlier. Mine's very uniquely Claudia at the moment. Why can't we do it now? Okay, everyone get out there, TikTok. Sucker.

Got him. Okay. My first video is a Moana Pacifica super rugby video. Boring. Mine is a girl who's doing a weird dance and the caption is, just ate a whole family size bag of skinny pop. See, these are on brand. Ella?

Mine is someone talking about why they haven't shaved their legs or armpits in six years. Ads on brand. Claudia? I'm a company man. Mine is a ZM post. Yeah! You like that? You like that? That's good. Okay, mine is, oh it's an ad for women's pantyhose. What the fuck? What the fuck? Okay, don't count ads.

My next one is a video about how they're cancelling the project in Australia. Nice. Mine is a trans man trying to resurface his inner pop girly. Fuckin' hell. Mine's a dog that has little toy vegetables and you can tell him which toy to grab and then he hands over the right toy. Mine's an ad for collagen. It's the wrong one. I'm the wrong one. I'm not the one.

You got my collagen ad and I got your panty hose ad. I'm not the one. And then the next one is, says my husband and I realized we had never seen each other run at full speed and then it's them running at full speed. That's funny. That's quite fun. My next video is about a guy doing a deep dive on Soundgarden. The band from the 90s. Bangers. Yeah.

I've got RuPaul. Yeah, see. Yeah. My next one is about this lady who shouldn't have pets in her apartment and she's got an inspection on... See very you. She takes a cat out in a car. My next one is about how all the lesbians

during Pride month are taking hits to the gut from Jojo Siwa, Fletcher, and now bloody Billie Eilish. Yeah, so you're very different. Very different. Does anyone get what I'm talking about? Holy shit. She's kissing a man. Someone got a tattoo of Zidium on their hand. Yeah, so very different. Does anyone get what I'm talking about? No. Holy shit! She's kissing a man.

Someone got a tattoo of Zidium on their hand! That's not a- that can't be real. Is that real? Surely that's just written on there. Wow. Anyway. That's crazy. That's our radio station that we work for, if you didn't know that.

Anyway. If you didn't know which station we worked for. Um. Anyway, I feel sick, I'm going home. Yeah, Brie thinks she's got COVID. Yeah, we all need to take tests. Are you didn't know which station we worked for. Anyway, I feel sick, I'm going home. Yeah, Bree thinks she's got COVID. Yeah, we all need to take tests. Are you gonna test? Yeah.

I should. You don't have to, but yeah. You should. But it's a whole thing, have you tried to get a test recently? Well, to be honest- You go to the pharmacy and they're like, ooh, what? Yeah.

No, there's a new strain. There's a new Omicron strain. I don't feel well at all. Oh dear shit. It does have that COVID-y vibe. Well, short week then. Clint, you're on your own. No, let's kiss.

What the? Oh, should we all kiss? Let's all fucking kiss. Finally, I get to kiss Bree. Fucking keen. Come here. Okay, if we're not. Oh, that sounded weird.

I mean, I'm keen for all of us to have a short week. So here's what's definitely gonna happen. Everyone goes, let's kiss. I'm like, fucking cool. Here's what's definitely gonna happen. We are gonna wait. So here's what's definitely gonna happen. If anyone goes, let's kiss, I'm like, fucking cool. Here's what's definitely gonna happen. We are gonna kiss. And here's what is unknown, whether we will be here tomorrow.

If we are here tomorrow, it doesn't mean we didn't kiss, it just means it wasn't COVID. Would you? We'll never kiss until. Imagine. Yeah, but what happens, that's our private business. Yeah. That's just how you say that.

Oh, you're trying to tongue me. So awkward. Would you tongue her? If I had to. What are we doing with Would you tongue her? Have I had to? What are we doing with our hands, guys? Just keep them behind your back, dude. Behind your back. Going like a weird.

That'll make it less weird. Lean forward, no pelvis-ers. Woo! I'm having a party A party for two A party for two