ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 10th October 2023

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Clint has finally given in and has started to take part in a style choice that he always hated... and Producer Ella talks about something that she remembers doing for the very last time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Astro Body in the Astro Body. Astro Body in the Astro Body. What up dudes? Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. I had a confession to make for everybody that I was going to do on the show earlier today. What was it? I've caved and I've finally purchased something. I've got on board with something that... New undies? Nah, not new. I did get on board with something that... New undies? No, not new.

I did get new undies. Is it something I suggested? No, you definitely didn't suggest it. Have I been against it? You have been against it. Ooh. What do you think it is? I'm the last member of my family to get this item as well.

Crocs. Oh! An Apple iPhone. No, Crocs. Oh, it is Crocs. Yeah. What colour? I got Crocs. I got beige Crocs. Woo-hoo! Nice. Or cream-coloured Crocs. Yeah, Crocs. What is Crocs? Yeah. What colour? I got Crocs.

I got beige Crocs. Nice. Or cream coloured Crocs. Oh, they're going to be dirty. Well, I got them for the garden. So I got them for moseying around the house. Why would you get beige Crocs for the garden? Because I don't give a shit.

Oh, no, because my wife wouldn't let me get the camo ones. The camo ones. Yeah, well, that's fair enough. I wanted to get the camo ones, but she said to me, and you will appreciate this, I had the camo ones. It's going to do it. And she goes, remember, she's figured enough. I wanted to get the camo ones, but she said to me, and you will appreciate this, I had the camo ones. It's going to do it. And she goes, remember, she's figured out how to talk to me after 10 years of being together.

She said, remember, you lean towards the jazzier types of things, but then when you get them, you remember that you don't actually like wearing jazzier things. You just like the idea of wearing jazzier things. So get the camo ones if you want, but I don't think you'll wear them. Wait. Is she mind-fucking you? Yeah, I know.

Wait, is that gaslighting? I think it might be. No. Yeah, no, I think it is. She knows best. No, I think it is. I think she's getting into Clint's mind and telling him what he thinks or feels. But isn't it true? That's gaslighting. Do you wear them it is true yeah she was right though or is it just what she's told you you

think no she's had to suffer me for a decade now getting being all into this purchase this thing that i want like yeah i'm gonna get this i'm gonna get this i'll be that guy like the suede clog birkenstocks that i bought i love those those. I could wear those. I could wear those. I'm that kind of guy. I could wear those. Yeah, you could. $320 later. I've had them in my wardrobe for 18 months. Wear them.

They're cold. Look, I'm not going to lie. I don't know if I could see you in the, but. Can you see me in a pair of camo Crocs? Yeah. Can you? In the garden. I can do you guys.

You know, it's ironic. You wouldn't be able to see me in a pair of camo Crocs. Well, that's the thing. Well, I wouldn't be able to see your feet. Look like you're walking around with no feet. At least now that you've got beige ones, you can wear them around the town as well. Those can be your formal crocs.

Yeah, I've just got to keep them clean. Just spray them with the hose when you're done. Anyway, that croc company is shedding money. $90 for a rubber shoe that's been 3D printed. I had this thought the other day. You know who

are some people who would have made a shit ton of money? The people who created and came up with the game Cards Against Humanity. You know how much that game would cost to make? Nothing. It's paper, it's cardboard, it's nothing.

And literally, that game, because I went to buy it on the weekend, normally, well, at the place where I was, it was like $60-something. I got it on special. That would cost nothing to make. No. Who came up with that? I feel like it was Australian. Well, some social media people. Well, definitely not Australian.

Yeah. Anyway, I got one pair of Crocs and now I want more Crocs. Are you fully on board now? I think so. Oh, my God. They just get you. I will never be on board. I bought a pair of...

They're so comfortable. I bought some Crocs sandals. I don't think that they are. I have some bright green Crocs sandals and I bought a little charm for it on the weekend. It's a tiny little cowboy hat. I saw these great ones that were in there. They're like yeezy-looking crocs. Oh, yeah, the wibbly-wobbly ones.

The wibbly-wobbly. Yeah. And then I saw some crocs that were very meta. They had crocodile skin on them. Croc crocs. Croc crocs. Crocodile crocs. That's so funny.

You're going to get the ones with the fluffy insides next. You're going to get your winter crocs. Oh, they're so pretty. There's ones with buckles. They've got like Teva straps on them. I saw one that had

a bum bag on it. Yeah. I really wanted it but they only came in brown. When I was in there there was like an 11 year old boy asking if they had

the Shrek crocs and the guy was like Yeah, and the guy who works in the crocs was clearly been asked and he's like Oh, hey, I'm really sorry man. I think they were

a limited release and I think they were A limited release And I think they only Released them in America It was created by A bunch of high school Students in Illinois Bloody Americans I wonder if they

Sold the idea And then they Crowdfunded it To like Hesbro Or something Crowdfunded it Yeah Oh no

Kickstarter campaign In 2011 Dang Shit they'd be rich They'd be so rich Wait 2011 2011 That existed before then Nah Nah 2011 Cards Against Humanity Not Crocs Shit, they'd be rich. They'd be so rich. Wait, 2011? 2011. That existed before then.

Nah. Nah. 2011. Cards Against Humanity, not Crocs. Oh. Oh, yeah, Crocs did. Sorry. We're talking Cards Against Humanity.

Sorry, I was getting real hype about Crocs. God, I'd love to invent a board game. Shit, that'd be cool. It'd be such a good time. My friend Christian Hull invented a board game. It's called Fuck Upopoly or something. Fuckopoly. Fuckopoly is what it's called. It sounds fun.

And it looks real fun. Yeah. But just like how cool to be like, I created that board game. Well, yeah. Maybe we brainstorm and do something. Like a fidget thing they would sell. What? Like a fidget toy. If you were an entrepreneur for a fidget toy. A what? I'd rather the board game. A fidget toy. A fidget spinner. If you were A what? Like a fidget toy. If you were an entrepreneur for a fidget toy. A what? I'd rather

the board game. A fidget toy. If you were a what? What's the person who makes the fidget toy it's called? Entrepreneur. Entrepreneur. I thought you said omtrepreneur. Entrepreneur. No! Hey, can I change the topic or are you still on this? No, go for it.

So I had a memory come up in my brain today and That's where they normally come up a memory come up in my brain today. That's where they normally come up. It's a mind come up. It's good in your brain. It's good. Because it's like, when did you do something for the last time intentionally? Because there's a lot of those things

where it's like, you didn't realise from the last time your mum picked you up when you were a kid. Those make me so sad. It's like one day you had a sleepover at your best friend's house for the last time exactly and you didn't realize exactly but there was something i did as a 10 year old for the last time on purpose shit your pants no with the bed no oh actually yes i did do that but that was different intentionally yeah you

went to bed intentionally for the last time yeah okay, okay. Wait, what? That's fucked up, man. No, we don't want to unpack that. Okay, what's the last thing you did intentionally when you were 10? I had a bath in my sink. At 10? As a teenager. What? Big sink. The fuck?

Big sink, small girl? Yeah, both. What? You're 10? Oh, yeah. Any sink is going to be a small sink because you're 10. Yeah, so I sat there, like, you know, hunched up, knees up there, you know. Does it count as a bath?

Only your heels and your butt is in the water. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good point. That's so messed up. Just dunking your jennies in the kitchen sink. That is so messed up. Have you talked to someone about this in therapy? Oh, come on, no!

Nah, man, that's weird. That's weird as fuck Safe space Anyway Are you much bigger Than you were When you were 10 Yeah

I've grown heaps I was pretty short Yeah she's You know Three years ago now Nearly 23 Puberty and stuff Shut up

Yeah nah Anyway mum found me She was like Okay weird Wait Wait your mum found you In the sink Okay No No That's not weird I don't believe this story It didn't happen Anyway, mum found me. She was like, okay, weird. Wait, your mum found you in the sink?

Okay, no, no. That's not weird. I don't believe this story. It didn't happen. I'm choosing not to believe it. It definitely happened. We need to play two truths and a lie with you because I feel like it would be so hard to pick. I've got so many good ones.

I've got so many. Anyway. Okay, cool, ma'am. Cool, so that's my piece of... I don't remember ever having a bath sink. I mean, a sink bath. What, as a baby? Do you ever having a bath sink I mean a sink bath Do you remember having bucket baths? No

You weren't put in the sink as a baby My dad used to put us in the cow troughs Yeah And it was riddled with Mosquito larvae We'd hop in the blue seashell paddling pool Put some soap in it Oh I love those

My kids love their blue seashell paddling pool We Put some soap in it. Oh, I love those! Those are still slap. My kids love their blue seashell paddling pool. We used to swim in the dam. The amount of times I swam in a dam Is that safe? Probably not. Which side of the dam? Oh, we swam in all types of dams. The dry side.

The best dam to swim in was a dam we called the ring tank. You know why? Because of the ringworm. So on our farm, no, not the ringworm. On our farm, you either have a man, well, they're all man-made, but so like we had probably like six, seven dams. Sixes, yeah.

And they're like, you know, you dig out the hole and then you wait for the rain and then that's how you get a dam. The ring tank is a natural spring from the ground that has water that comes up and fills the dam with natural water from the ground, from a natural spring. Should we call it the spring tank? Oh, well, it was just like a perfect circle,

so that's why we called it the ring tank. Yeah, right. And it was blue because the water was, like, super clear. Spring water, yeah. Because it was a natural spring. You weren't allowed in that. You had to get in the cow shit one. Most of the time we swam in the cow shit one.

The one that had all of the pesticides and all of the sprays that ran down from the farm. You're telling me I'm gross? Yeah, yeah. And you're telling me? Yeah, no, mate, you're fucked up. No. She didn't put a bum bum where people wash their food. No, people don't wash it in there.

That's tapu, bro. That's tapu. No, it wasn't that sink. It was the other sink in the... The laundry? The laundry. That's a full-grown arsehole you're putting in that sink. Where the laundry goes.

Do you want me to tell you something about that? Cue when it's a baby. Another story. That's another story. Not a full-grown. Okay, Baby's arseholes are cute. Not a full grown. Okay, let's go. This is enough. This is descending into madness.

I'll tell you my arsehole story off here. No, we're good. I'll tell you my arsehole story off here. One up your arsehole. Come here, I'll show you my brown on.