ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 10th September 2024

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

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Hey guys, this after party gets a little bit rude and a little bit raunchy. So if you are too young or people in the car are too young, don't listen to this one. Yeah, don't listen to this one. Don't listen to the normal podcast, not the after party today. If you do listen, we have special technology.

Yeah, we'll find out. And so it will notify us and then we will notify your parents. You'll be on Santa's naughty list. And you will get no presents for Christmas. None. So don't listen to it if you're young. I'm having a party. A party for two or four.

Hi everybody and welcome to the Breeinclin After Party. Party for four. Party for four. Would you rather... It's a full spa pool. Would you rather be, like if you had to, had to choose, would you rather be in a threesome or a foursome? Three. Three for lots of reasons.

What are the lots of reasons? A few reasons. Okay, what are the few reasons? Okay, first reason, never had one. Sounds fun. Second reason, there's not enough of me to go around four people. No, it'd be you and three others. Yeah.

Whoa. Like, so essentially what you're, like, thinking about is, like, with three, you probably have to do more juggling or you're going to be left out. Yeah. With four, you can chop and change. There's always someone, yeah. God, imagine being the one left out in the four, though.

Yeah, but they have a foursome and they turn it into a three and you're just there by yourself. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Oh, that's horrible. Because otherwise you're just having two twosomes. If three people aren't doing something at some time, then it's just two twosomes, isn't it? No, well, not if you switch.

What if you hold hands? You time it. Yeah, yeah. Five minutes is up. Is it like Rolling subs Where it's three Yeah And then someone's

In the cuck chair In the corner Getting water Subbing Time out Subbing Anyone need some lip balm Having electric light

Alright who wants some oranges Four could be quite good then Yeah Get oranges half time You go coach I'm about to peak And they're like Get out of here

Do ten in the bin Okay maybe four Are you Why are you asking Brie I don't know It just popped into my mind Get out of here. Do 10 in the bin. Okay, maybe four. Why are you asking, Brie? I don't know. It just popped into my mind. Are you scheduling one? Nah, not me. You've got to decide.

Not me. I mean, you never know. You never know. I'm going to never say never. You and your partner swing, eh? Do you? Do you guys? Absolutely not.

No way. Are you going to believe him? Do you? No. Have you? You believe him? Do you? No Have you? You can say anything Watch her You can say anything

We judge people on their reaction Like I said Never say never You should never completely Shut off every idea From your life Love it You don't?

I thought you guys did Swing How would you know? If we did You wouldn't know Brianna swing herself We had Swing yourself

We Not we I Had Oh you swing She doesn't You wouldn't know. Brianna, swing yourself. We had... Swing yourself. We, not we, I had... Oh, you swing, she doesn't. Oh. No. Well, that wouldn't be swinging. Oh, yeah, true, true, true, true. We had... Not we, me.

I had friends. Awesome. Well, they're still friends of mine. They're still friends of mine. But this is like back in our mid-20s. But we had these friends that were in our friend we had like a friendship group right so picture a friendship group and there was these two in the friendship group uh girl couple and all of a sudden they started really

getting into threesomes right yeah like they They obviously went through their threesome phase. With other girls? Yes. And then slowly and then slowly like I'd notice like one person in our friend group would tell me about how they'd been invited

and then another person had been invited. Oh my god, they were just picking off the low-hanging fruit in the friend group. Yeah. Did you get invited? No. Why? I'm still fucked off about it to this day, actually. Would you?

Would you? Have? Maybe I was in, I think I was in a relationship at the time. But if you weren't? I would have had to been drunk. Yeah. Because I know them. To be honest, I'd rather not know them i know nothing

about this world and i'm not judging anybody who is in that world it sounds a lot of fun actually um but i was talking to a mutual friend of ours who's on a certain app which facilitates this sort of thing specifically it's not a dating app it's like uh it's a meat other like-minded yeah yeah and she was talking about this person who is her friend who is a unicorn what's a unicorn a unicorn is someone and this is within that community and on that app a unicorn is someone who is like the switch header the yeah the person that you- The pinch hitter. People in relationships bring in. The pinch hitter. Is that what they call them?

The pinch hitter in a game of baseball or softball, they don't play in the game, but they get brought in at the right moment to come in and hit. So you and your partner decide you want to just have a bit of fun and bring a third in. The unicorn sounds fun. Who doesn't want to be the unicorn? So the unicorn then looks at your page

and sees you and your partner. And they say yes or no. And then they go, yeah, I'll third for you guys. I'll be the unicorn. You just come in and be the unicorn. Do you pay them? No. It's like a Tinder. Yeah, yeah. Because the unicorn wants to do it. Yeah, right. And the couple wants to

do it and the app just facilitates that. Yeah, right that i mean no one's getting hurt no sounds like a great setup the unicorn sounds like they have no responsibility and they just get to come in for for the fun totally and then if the relationship gets weird afterwards not your problem no you're gone you're gone yeah the unicorn's off yeah see you just galloping over the rainbow to the next pot of gold. Yep. Got a rainbow bride on its back. Yeah. I told you this, hey, that there's a

cruise ship for swingers. Oh, yeah, I think you did. That's wild. God, I don't know if I'd want to go on that ship. That cruise ship sounds smelly. Yeah, that cruise ship sounds damp. There's this couple on TikTok, and I just saw it, like, a while ago.

And they, like, go on this cruise ship. They show, like, it's like a massive, you know, like, a dining room. Massive. And there's just all these. Like Titanic. Yeah. Circle beds, like, in one room. Out in the open.

Just, like, imagine, like, you know, a wedding venue. Like, it's just a massive room. Oh, so that's a gang B situation. Yeah, like, everyone. What do you think a swingers party is? Is that multiple? Well, I haven't been to one, but. I thought you were going off to your own rooms.

Yeah, do a party and then you find someone and you go. Yeah, and you switch. You leave your keys in a bowl and then. That's an orgy. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, this That's an orgy. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, this is essentially an orgy. No, but some swingers parties are like that.

Maybe that's just like the Friday night activity. We're going to have to put a disclaimer on the front of this podcast. Yeah, not for. Okay, record it now. Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, guys, this after party gets a little bit rude and a little bit raunchy. So if you are too young or people in the car are too young don't listen to this one yeah don't listen to this one go listen to the normal podcast not the after party if you

do listen we have special technology yeah we'll find out and so it will notify us and then we will notify your parents and you and you will get no presents for christmas none so don't listen to it if you're young that'll do it perfect that do it. Alright, so back to the orgy. Weird that that's your algorithm, Ella. Oh, yeah, it was for a second and then I stopped watching. The gay cruises are pretty wild from what I've heard

from my gay men friends. They're really confusing too because literally everybody is wearing a captain's hat and a sailor's outfit. Yeah, you don't know. So you don't know who's in charge. In an emergency.

Yeah. Can you imagine? It'd be a nightmare. Everyone would be asking everyone. How do I get to the lifeboats? You're like, I don't know. Probably the one wearing a shirt. Oh.

Yeah. That's it. You know? Yeah, right. Buttoned as well. Buttoned shirt. A fully buttoned up shirt. No ads showing.

No ads. Look for the buttoned up shirt. It's an emergency. We're going down. Sir. Well, that guy's going down, but we're going down. Who's going down? Everyone.

Is it time to do a theatre sports game? Not today. We're done. I've been waiting for one. Just one. What theatre sports game was your favourite? Oh, she liked the one we played today. Oh, did you? Yeah. Do it tomorrow. Do it tomorrow. No. Just give not one. Just one. What theatre sports game was your favourite? Oh, she liked the one we played today. Oh, did you?

Yeah. Do it tomorrow. Do it tomorrow. No. Just give her one. Give me one. Okay, so here's the iconic line. You give her something.

Okay, hold on. Clint hates me. Hold on. We're ready to go. Okay, I've got it. Okay. We were a cruise ship on the crest of the wave. So the line is, just give her one and then she'll shut up.

So the line is, do you remember what the line was? Yep. Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. Okay. Give me a little bit more. Look, Simba, the light everything touches is our kingdom. A little bit more. Look, Simba, the light everything touches is our symbol.

Okay, now do it like you're the host of a TV game show. Hang on. People are here. I'm nervous. Hang on. You asked for this. You were good at theatre sports. No, I'm good now.

Okay. The line is, look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. Okay. Say it now like you have a secret. Look, Simba, the light everything touches is our kingdom. Now say it like you're in labour Ah! Everything touches!

Ah! Oh! It's our kingdom! Oh, no! Speaking of that orgy Yeah, I was going to say That's direct from the cruise ship Well done, Ella Well done!

That was fantastic Good job! That was so good It was worth the wait Sorry, me! It was worth the wait Worth the wait Absolutely worth the wait

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