ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 10th September 2025

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

A warning for young listeners - this one's pretty inappropriate...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just a heads out. If there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Hey guys, this podcast's pretty dirty. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. How much cleaning do you think we need to do after making Nocky from scratch in the studio today? It's hard to know how messy things are when you're in the mess. Yeah.

It looks pretty messy. There's a lot of stuff kind of everywhere. I don't think it's that bad. I will pick up the shit but I mean like wiping down surfaces and stuff. Oh, has anyone got a gluten intolerance? Nah. We're good to go then.

But all radio shows have in other radio shows intolerance. That's true. You know? It doesn't matter what the show is. If the other show does something they're like, oh those fucking pricks. That fucking other show.

Oh, those goddamn pricks. You know, he breath on the vacuum. I definitely feel like when it comes to where the little brother The annoying little brother though Every radio station is the same The afternoon is the annoying little brother And the morning show is the responsible big brother

Yeah yeah yeah I reckon we just Even Heather Duplice Ellen is the annoying little brother And Hosking is the responsible older brother It was so weird I went upstairs today and watched as their show was happening It's like a bloody spaceship Like it feels so serious up there

In Heather's studio Well it is It really is They have the Prime Minister on. They have the leader of the opposite. They have serious shit going down up there. It's very clean. And when you go in there and try and steal a kettle

so we can boil some homemade nochi that we just made in the studio, they're not impressed. Guys, I'm having a problem over it. What have you done? What have you sucked up? How do I turn it off? Push the trigger. We asked for a vacuum.

Ross got us a vacuum to his credit. We've been asking for a long time. You got us a Zhaummi. Jaumie. It's show me. What? Show me. It's show me.

Show me your titties. Okay. Not you, just. Yeah, right. Sure. You would love. You would. Show me your bouts.

No one's ever said that. No one's ever said show me your balls. Yeah, I can't say. Chicks aren't like, you know, kids are like, show us your tits. They're like, can't wait to see your balls. Show us your balls. Remember the chant that I was popular back in the early.

2000s. Tits out for the boys. Tits out for the boys. And then there was dicks out for the chicks. Dicks out for the chicks. Whereas, I mean, did we really want to see the dicks? Yeah, that's what I wondered. You know, you kind of flop out the flaccity dick.

Because we did want to see the boobs. Like, boobs look good 24-Sive. Yeah. You know? Not if you're lying on your back. Nah. There you go either side. Oh, depends.

If you're lying on your left. side and one's flat and one's... I feel like pretty much 99% of the time, though, boobs are ready to go. Yeah. Like, get them out whenever, wherever. Willies, however. Willys, I'd say it's more 10% of the time.

You can't look at them. My fellas will relate to this. At the end of a long day and... Stinky and sweaty. Is it yark? Is it? What does it look like at the end of a long day? Do you actually want to know? Yeah, I do want to know. I actually don't. I don't. What does it look like?

Is it young? Sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes. It will have stuck to the balls. Oh! And it will have like wrapped itself around the balls.

You can like peel it off the balls. Oh, because it's sweaty. Yeah, but it's like... It's just moist. It's just moist. It's just clammy. Humid. Cool, man.

Hey, girls. Hey, girls. I said I didn't. Girls, girls, don't act like we are over here. Yeah, you're not perfect. I've heard about the snotty undies. Yeah, it looks like we've blown our nose in our... I've heard about what goes on down there.

You know if you get through the end of a day and you take your undies off and it's clean as a whistle, you are elite. Yeah. Something's gone right. I feel like I can do anything if I... Those days don't happen all that often. But when they do. But when they do, we celebrate them. Normally I go, hey, babe, come and look at that.

We got a clean pair Good heavens Do you guys share undies? Is that what we're talking about? God no. Oh, okay. God no, she wears G-strings and they're tiny.

They're like a size 6 G string. I literally could use that as a piece of dental box. I wore a G-string yesterday to try it. It's just so uncomfortable. You either are or you aren't. To try it for the first time ever. I feel like my butt cheeks aren't taut. enough to pull off a G-string.

Have you tried one, Clint? Yep. Nice. A couple of times. Yeah, you were wearing that G-string to, you derailed Bree string that time. I had the greatest ending to Bree string ever, and you didn't pick it.

I just didn't think that you would have went all out and put on a G-string. People forget I have a gift of guessing whether someone's wearing a G-string or not. and in this one game Clint was like now you have to guess whether or not what I'm wearing and I was like there's no way that this guy is put on a G string and you'd gone out and bought one and put it on

I'm working on a superpower to pick whether people still have a foreskin or not oh yeah yeah I feel like that would be easier my friend Nixon has the ability to tell if people have Are we going to guess whether Nixon has a foreskin or not What do you reckon girls? Oh okay I know the answer to this

So you can Anyway, his skill is he can guess Whether you've got pubs or not Oh Okay That's a good skill Producers I'm gonna say no

I'm gonna say he doesn't I'm gonna say he's succumbathed Ella I don't care I don't want to know Now fair enough If you don't want to know you don't want to know But we're gonna call him

Oh you said you know Really? I do know but Oh now it's gonna be weird Okay fine I will play a part of this He has one Okay so Claudia and I have gone no foreskin.

Ella's gone foreskin. You've put a warning on the start of this podcast. Go on in. Especially for that blowing your nose stuff. And the shaft stuck to the ball sack stuff. Yeah. Hey guys, this podcast's pretty dirty. Your call has been forwarded to work now.

Boo! You know the answer, though. No foreskin. Yes, Claudia. Okay, who else? And it's not private. They put it on their social media today. Oh, well, it's fine.

Who else? Who else? you know where we can play. Oh. Okay. You guys. Not many. Not many.

You guys can play with my brother. Oh, permission. No, not play with him, but does my brother, Foreskin or no Forskin? Hmm. Now they're Catholics. He has none. He has none.

None? None. Forty is none as well. But I want to do. jump ship now. He has one. I just want to be different. Claudie is right. He's got one. Yeah.

Is it a good one? I mean, I haven't seen it since we were like five, so. All right. I can't comment. Ryan. Okay, Ryan, okay, Ryan. No, yes, we're playing. You offered him up. Wait, no, okay, pause. Do you think he'd be upset by this? It's your husband.

Probably. I don't think he would. Why does it matter? You're the only one that's going to see it. Okay, yes. I want to say he's got a foreskin. Two. What does two mean? He said one. He's got one.

He's got one. He does? I knew it. Keeps it very clean. Okay, let's guess Clint. I don't want to. He has one. Clint's got one.

There's no way you don't have one. He's got one. Cordia? No. None. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

I was confirming Claudia. I'm confirming his guess. None, none, none, none, one, one. Yeah, knew it. I was about to, like, Gandalf's sleeve. Everything I knew, I was about to second guess if you said that you didn't have one. I was going to be like, I don't know anything anymore. It's like an old hoodie. The old wizard's sleeves.

Do they get real, no, no, stop. No, like, the older you get? Can you pull it really far down? Saggy? How many four balls can you fit in there? Yeah, could you fit a golf ball in there? Probably could. That's all we got time for today.

Join us tomorrow when we guess... Any or outy. Any or outy, yeah. Belly buttons, belly buttons. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.