ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th April 2024
Episode Date: April 11, 2024Bree and Ella really tested their friendship just before we hit record, this is the After Party After Math edition. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Oh shit.
Holy shit, what just happened?
Welcome to the After Party.
We were coming hot off the live radio show.
We've just recorded, it might be our first ever OnlyFans worthy content for the show.
Far out.
Well, I don't, I've just kind of blacked out or should I say I've browned out.
She's browned out.
Put it this way,
I don't want to spoil
the main pod for everybody.
Oh my God.
But there's a part
of the show today
where Ella is
at a compromising angle
and Bree's not
wearing any pants.
Please don't report me
to HR, Ella.
Oh my gosh.
That was fucked.
The footage,
like Cam and I
make a video,
I will censor everything,
but the footage is so...
Put that shit behind the paywall.
Film from behind you, dude.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, good.
I didn't realise if you did.
Yeah, that's not an angle anyone needs.
No one needs that.
It's just like seeing me and then your pants are...
Brooke was in the next studio.
Oh, I'm crying.
She's like, what the fuck is happening over there?
About two-thirds of the way through the main pod, you'll get to near the end, actually.
You know what?
I could put a rant at the start if that's what you want.
No, no, make them wait.
I'd say it's a shouldn't be missed piece of content, I think.
Quite a good PSA.
You arsehole.
Quite a good
ASSA.
What's that?
Arse announcement.
I'm going to send you a still.
I'll just send it to Bree.
PSA.
That's it.
I knew it was somewhere there.
PSA. Got it. Also, this it. That's what we were looking for. I knew it was somewhere there. P-S-A. P-S-A.
Got it.
Oh, man.
Also, this has nothing to do with the podcast,
but what the hell is going on with the light outside at the moment?
Have you seen?
Yeah, I reckon it's going to storm.
Oh, yeah, there's weather on the way, guys.
Yeah.
You know what green normally means?
Green normally means hail.
I need to walk home. Why is it green?
Because it's going to be a really bad storm.
What the?
Can I Uber home?
Oh, yeah, it's going to storm bad.
Oh, no, Brian's picking me up.
Anyway, you get the idea.
Dang.
The outside is green right now.
It's really green, eh?
It's evening, and it went dark earlier because of daylight savings,
and now there's this strange green hue that has returned.
Is it the eclipse or maybe it's actually midday?
Turn around.
That's one thing I do love about this country is you get...
You guys do not get hail.
Yeah, we do.
No, not like Aussie hail.
Not real hail.
No, but we've been getting worse.
Well, not worse, but we've been getting some severe weather.
It's been awful.
Oh, like I'm just saying, you guys don't get hail storms here.
Right.
Like actual hail storms that can bust your window open.
Do you know a fun hail fact?
Yeah.
My car got written off in Australia because of hail.
You lived in Australia?
In Australia?
It got shipped on the boat and got hailed on.
Oh, the car that you have now is an Aussie reject from hail.
But the only damage that it has is like
little dots on the roof.
There's just like tiny little pop marks.
But they have to write it off because it's a new car.
And now I'll never be able to sell it on.
But I got it cheap. Oh, because it's a write-off.
Yeah. Yeah, how good.
You can sell it on. I can, but
people are going to be a bit suspicious about it.
No, you weren't. You just need to find you.
I just wanted a good deal.
Yeah.
And not pay money.
And a good deal is what you got.
Check your messages.
I thought you were going to say check my pants.
Wait, you forgot to pull your pants back up.
Oh, my.
Wow.
What a screenshot.
Oh, that video is going to be good.
The picture is just Ella laughing at me with no pants on.
But she's down at your rear.
Down at my bum.
And I told you to get lower.
I was like, get to her level.
And she did.
And you did.
That's her radio business song.
I appreciate you putting your body on the line for that.
Guys, I just remembered we could be winning some radio awards
tomorrow. Not now, you've jinxed it.
You've jinxed it.
Now we're definitely not going to win.
It's already been figured out.
It's already locked in.
She's got a point.
We'll be fine.
You don't think you can affect the simulation with your...
No, I think we could do it.
I'm the main character, so she can't affect it. We should make a
song. Cause we're the show
that never wins
And how would it go then?
We go on and
We go in the bin. We go on and on
about it
Some people started
laughing when they heard our
nominations
If we win,
should we make it our entire brand?
Holy fuck, yes.
Just like everything, change everything.
The award winning Brian Clint show.
Change the marketing, everything.
And I want to photoshop us with the trophy.
Oh my gosh.
If we win, you wouldn't even have to photoshop it.
Should we come to work in suits and dresses?
Should we change as people?
Yeah, I reckon we should. Let's melt down the trophy and make something else. We didn't have to Photoshop it. Should we come to work in suits and dresses? We could take an IRL. Should we change as people if we were?
Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I reckon we should.
Let's melt down the trophy and make something else.
Let's make matching bracelets.
Yeah, matching bracelets.
Let's make the trophy into a bong.
Yeah.
I heard if you listen to, speaking of trophies,
I heard if you listen to our podcast yesterday with Dame Susan Devoy.
Yes.
I heard an interview with her today.
Credit where credit's due.
It was on Dom Harvey's podcast.
Okay.
Where she told a story about the time
where she was billeting with her family
and she was too nervous to get up in the night
to use the toilet,
so she peed in her trophy.
That's amazing.
Oh my God.
Fuck, I love that woman, eh?
Oh, wow.
I fucking love her. She's god. Fuck I love that woman aye. Oh wow. I fucking love her.
She's hilarious. She said
she shared that. I paid you my trophy.
She shared that story later. I shouldn't give away all the juice.
You should get the podcast if you want to hear it.
She said I shared that story
years later and I got a message from someone that said
well that's the last time I'm drinking
from a trophy. So
true. Everyone drinks from
the trophy.
That's the piston cup.
The piston cup.
What, from cars?
Yeah.
She did.
What, in her cup?
Piston cup.
The piston cup.
Fuck, that's good.
Gazeba.
Very good.
Who just said gazeba?
Ka-chow.
Ka-chow.
Did you mix?
I said we peaked. I said we peaked and we had peaked. I was right. You-chow. Ka-chow. Did you mix? I said we peaked.
I said we peaked and we had peaked.
I was right.
You're right.
Should have hit the thing.
Do you know what?
I'm going to fall asleep and then I'll remember what happened today and then I'll giggle.
God, there's a, it's something, the thing that happened today.
Do you reckon that'll be a memory for life?
Yes.
Do you reckon that's our radio award?
I never thought I'd be able to see your ass.
And it was amazing.
Great ass. All right. Well, get the pod'd be able to see your ass. And it was amazing. Great ass.
All right, well, get the pod if you want to see it.
Catch you tomorrow.
Evenly tanned as well.
Yes.
True, we didn't even ask about the tan.
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