ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th April 2025

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

Clint AND Ella are away so Bree and Claud will play.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Yes, welcome along to the after party where there's quite a few of us missing and some of us gained. Let's do a bit of a roll call. Brie, present. Claudia, present. Zoe, present. Zoe has been filling in for us today. Thank you, Zoe. Hey, glad to be here.

Very good to have you on board. Have you enjoyed it or hated it or somewhere in between? Loved it. Okay. Fascinating. Correct answer. Good to know. Good to know.

Ella's obviously off because she is getting married tomorrow, which Claudia and I will be at. And Clint's away today because he's going to a wedding that's not Ella's wedding. Feels late in the season for weddings. You reckon? Yeah. I don't know. What are we now? April? Mid-April? I guess not.

I don't want to be a sweaty bride. True. You know? I will if I ever get married probably be a sweaty bride just as a sweaty person. But you're right. Where do you sweat from most girls? Definitely my palms. I've got clammy hands.

Really? Are you a palm sweater? Yeah, I don't sweat much on my body or my face, forehead, solar, none of that. It's just my bloody hands. Hand sweater. You can get Botox in there. Was it worth it? Needles in the palms? Probably not.

Nah. Probably not. I'll just never hold someone's hand ever again. My heart broke for you. Unrelated to the sweating. And Zoe, what about you? I get a bit of like nose sweat, I reckon. Just a small little... What, on your nose or your top lip? A bit of both, I reckon. Yeah. I'm a big face sweater, eh?

Big head. Just head in general. I also go red as a tomato. Me too. Yeah, so bad. Maybe that's related. Are you a scalp sweater? I'm a massive scalp sweater.

Interesting. Absolutely. I have to wash my hair every time. Me too. That's why it's so annoying for me to exercise, no matter the amount of exercise I do. The only place I really sweat from is my head. And you know that you have to shower.

Yeah, because your hair's wet. It's disgusting. Like under my arms, barely sweat. Oh, interesting. Barely sweat there. Yeah, it's weird. If it's really, really hot, better the back of the knees if you're sitting down.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I'll sweat from anywhere if it's really really hot better the back of the knees if you're sitting down oh yeah absolutely i'll sweat from anywhere if it's really hot if it's got pores i'm sweating yeah i also think that i definitely always sweat more if i'm wearing a gray shirt immediately i sweat more i think if it's the nervousness about wearing gray yeah it could be i don't know or gray just automatically shows any sweat. Yep, exactly. Automatically. I think I've only sweated through my shirt like one time in my whole life. What do you mean? Like your armpits?

Nah, it was my lower back because I was wearing a backpack, wearing a grey singlet, hiking through like a gorge in Greece in the middle of summer. Like there were so many factors that had to line up for it. But outside of like 35 degrees hiking, never. God, I get under boob sweat all the time. Do you have a line across your front? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. What did I name it?

I named it something. Oh, yeah. The sweat on your upper lip is the Sula. What did you call it? And then the Uber. Uber. Boob. Oops. Can And then the. Uber. Uber. Boob. Oobswa.

Can't remember what I called it now. Me neither. Fuba. Fuba. What would that stand for? I don't know. Well, let's just call it humidity titty because that's fun as well. Yeah, no, I like that.

Yeah. Automatically just get humidity titty. Like, and maybe it's like a big boob thing. But. Don't want to compare boobs, but like we're we're packing the same heat you wish you'd never seen them you fucking wish i wear like oversized things you've never seen them so do i well fine give me one of your bras i'll try it on should we do that on monday stick around okay you think you actually think should we do an actual scientific test there is no way in the world i'll bring a tape measure and we'll do actual sizing how about you just tell me what size bra you wear and we can settle it right here

that's a good point i wear okay either a 12D or a 10DD. I wear a 12DD. I could fit a 12DD. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong size. You don't know. The 12 part doesn't have anything to do with how big your boobs are. Yes, it does. No, it's the size around your.

Yeah, it's your rib size, but it also changes depending – that's why I can do a 12D or a 10DD. They're basically the same size. I also have 14DD. Yeah, me too. You do too. What world? I just want to be like you.

I love how on the podcast we just had a fight about who's got the bigger titties. No, my choosies are bigger than yours. No, mine could be the same size. It's so annoying because I was always, that was my one good thing on the show. Like I always had the big old bitties. And now Clint does. Yeah. No, well, like producer Ellie definitely had.

Oh, true. She had a good size seven. She had a good size seven. She had a good sit. And then Ella's got, oh, we've all had good boobs actually. It is a prerequisite. So thank God for Anastasia, otherwise I would be the smallest. Yeah, like Ben was thing um exception to the rule because normally clint and i would discuss and we'd just pick whoever had the best rack you know what i love i love how we can make

jokes like that just say whatever you want get away with it also feels like champagne problems because we're talking about sweating and one of you is too big of a boobs and the other one has been to Greece so you know. It's a lot of not so subtle brags. Geez yeah humble brag from you went to Greece. It's one of the times I went to Greece. Did you go to the Acropolis?

Yes of course. Did you go to where they filmed Mamma Mia? No because that wasn't in Greece, fun fact. Wasn't it? No, it's not Greece. Was it not? Let me check that fun fact.

I think that's real. That could be a complete lie. See, I thought it was actually Skopelos, one of the islands in Greece. Oh, yes, they may or may not have Googled that one or two times. In the cyclades. Yeah. Because we like to go off the beaten track when we go. Oh, my God, it was Skopelos.

We're on holiday in Greece. Off the beaten track. Oh, my God, it was Skopelos. We're on holiday in Greece. Off the beaten track. I lied. You were right. It's Skopelos. It was filmed in Greece. What the hell? Where did I get that wrong fact from?

That was incredible from you. Do you have Greek heritage, Zoe? Absolutely not. I'm just obsessed with Mamma Mia. Really? Yeah. Is that your, like, would you say, like, if you went on a quiz show, that would be, like, your specialty topic?

Could cite the whole movie type thing. Really? Yeah. I have a dog named Meryl Streep. That's great. Because I love Meryl Streep so much. That's amazing. Yeah, I knew you'd appreciate that.

That's really cool. And I think we leave it there. Always good to leave it on Meryl Streep, I think. I'm going to go sweat in Bree's bra. Can I come? Yeah, you can. Okay, sweet. We'll be right back.