ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 11th August 2025
Episode Date: August 11, 2025Bree's carving up the slopes so Clint and the producers are having a deep and meaningful. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Because I ain't no party
Like the pre-party
And after the party
The after party
At the parking lot party
How's our latest
Instagram funny going
Ella, are we viral you?
Oh yeah
I've watched it about 17 times
Honestly, it's doing great
Two hours ago
Already 10.6K views
Nice
Yeah on Insta
I have watched you all
I find myself very funny
Yeah
You like a, what is the birds that like themselves?
Magpie.
You're a magpie.
Magpies like themselves?
They like shiny things.
And you're the shiny thing.
Am I the shiny thing?
You're the disco ball.
You know what, I'll take it.
How is everybody doing?
A little bit sniffly still.
I'm sweaty.
And I don't have...
I don't have the sexy sick voice either.
We're good.
We're fine.
How are you?
No, I'm not good, man.
I had a guy come to my house today to do some repairs and...
Come to the back to what?
came through the front door
and I've never met a man
with a more blocked nose
but he wasn't sniffly
which made me think that he has what I had
and he needs to have the nose surgery
but there was no fucking air
going through his nose at all
Oh gosh
Just imagine what it sounds like while he's sleeping
I can't like some new seals
He's such a good guy
but I just couldn't get past the bit where
You're like you need to open those airways bro
And I wanted to tell him
I want to be like, hey, I had the surgery that changed my life.
Your voice.
You should do it.
Sleeping.
You'll sleep better.
You'll sound sexier.
Point out as deepest insecurity.
Yeah, you'll make real funny Instagrams.
Did you, when you had your nose like that, Clint, did you have to have a sleep machine?
Some people do.
Nah.
No, but if I didn't have the operation, that was what would have happened.
I would have had to go on the CPAP machine.
Yeah.
Which are fantastic.
But how do you know?
Who do you know that's on the CPAP?
Oh, an estranged father of mine.
Ah, okay.
But not as kids.
It's, it was like, I've got a strange, not a strange, I've got a strange father on the seat.
Oh, yeah, it happens, doesn't it?
He's like, yeah, it's cured my asthma and I'm sleeping so much less now.
Yeah, it is incredible.
Oh, wow, he goes, yeah, I'm only sleeping for 12 hours a day now.
Only?
Whoa.
He was pulling 16 hour days before that.
It happens because you're not sleeping deep.
No, you don't get good sleep.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, I could easily do that.
Me too.
But also, wow.
I couldn't sleep that long.
I sleep hard, but I do my eight, and then I'm awake.
If you didn't set an alarm, what time are you naturally kind of opening your eyes?
Seven.
That's crazy.
I woke up last night because I don't close one of my curtains, and the moon was so bright.
I genuinely thought it was a spotlight on my face.
I think Mercury's in retrograde.
It must be.
It feels like it.
What does that even mean?
I don't get that.
If you feel a little funky, that's why.
Oh, I do.
Maybe that's why I'm so sweaty.
Fuck I feel anxious today.
Maybe that's why my trady had such a block nose.
Yeah, it's all because of Mercury.
Oh my gosh, it's Mercury.
Okay, it's not you guys
Brie's not here by the way
She's not just being quiet
She's skiing for a week
And did you see
Remember last time we talked about her goggles
Yeah
She put a picture of them up
They're hot
They're great goggles
We should have given it more kudos
On Instagram
Crazy that you noticed the goggles
It was her hot brother
That most people noticed
I didn't see hot brother
Doing stretches
It's really gone now
Damn
Yeah he's a hottie
He's so handsome
Just a lovely boy
Yeah
Oh yeah it's still there
Oh yeah
I know
It's Brie in glasses
I think I know because Bree's passionately anti
Hot brother
Anti hit on her siblings
No anti Henry Cavill
Oh you're so rude
And I think we've got to the heart of it
He's basically Henry Cavill Jr
Does he not look like an Australian
He's got the jaw and the hair
And you're so right
And she's like I can't be attracted to him
I'd be then I'd be attracted to my brother
That's so true
That's such a good point
Then why does she hate Jamie Dornan so much
Because it looks like me
He's the 50 Shades guy
Oh, yeah.
Maybe like the younger brother.
That's not bad.
Wait, I'm the younger brother?
Yeah, you'd be the little younger brother.
Hey guys.
He guys, it's me.
I was trying to think.
I've got a wed wom too.
You know, the other day we were talking about how Brey looks like Rea Ripley, that wrestler or whoever.
She hates that.
She needs to be her for Halloween.
But I was like, who does the rest of us look like so we can all dress as our doppelgangers?
but I just don't think any of us have enough
of like a resemblance to anyone
No, no
Oh, I could do David Brent
Is that Ricky Jervais?
Yeah, in the office
If I did the goatee
Okay, do it then
That's a vibe
I tried to ask chat GP2
Who I look like but it's like
I can't do that
Yeah, it doesn't want to do that for you
What do you look like my friend
We can't dress as a friend
Yeah, I'm not sure
I'll just dress as Mago Robbie
Because it's clearly the next
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, clearly
Do you know what screwed my
teenage years
and it's so many things
where do we start actually so many things
but one of them
no I got a complex
because mum said when I was like 12
you're so beautiful
you could be a model
so for like my teenage years
I that's a compliment
no no I expected
to be tapped on the shoulder
she set the bar too high
and then I grew up and I was like
you're not no
it's like it's like
boys when they're
When their grandma's like, you are the most handsome boy on the planet.
You know, you saw him, Gwema.
Yes, Gwema.
Honestly.
Hens of my cheeks again.
I look back at photos and I'm just the most dwebiest braces, glasses, like, come on, man.
My nan used to say to me all the time, your blood's worth bottling.
What the heck?
What does that mean?
You vampire?
Yeah, I don't know.
You got good blood, good jeans.
No, it's how precious I am.
A handsome little man.
Oh, your blood's worth bottling.
What did you call your grandparents?
What were their grandparent names?
Nana?
Nan.
and Popper
And grandma and granddad
Mine were both Nana and Grandpa
On both sides of the family
That's confusing
My girls both are Nanny and Popper
Cute Nanny's cute
We've had to go with Nanny first name
Nanny first name
Popper first name
Oh last name's a bit formal
It was a bit
But then we went to initial
Nana J, Nana S
Oh that's fun
But nah
Surely there's rules around that
My grandparents never told me off cute
It's fun.
So that's one of the privileges of becoming a grandparent is you get to decide what you want.
Yeah, but I don't want them having the same.
I like nan-nan.
Nah, it's their prerogative.
They're like,
plus they're also,
they're not necessarily the first grandkids that they've had.
So if it's already set.
True.
You can't be nanny to them and nann-n-n-to-them and.
Yeah, fair.
Ryan's parents will be having a grandchild soon.
So they'll lock that in.
But, Mom, I think I'll be the first.
Oh my gosh, I wish.
Guys, give me a baby.
Honestly
I can't give you a baby
Ryan he said to my friend
I want to be a girl dad
And I looked at him like well
Yeah
You know what to do brad
Let's go
You know how this works
I'll keep going until we get one
Give me a trench coat
A trench coat
So I can be naked underneath
Oh you want to flash him
Oh that was random
You want to sell us a watch or something
I want a baby yet give me a trench coat
Hello
Give me a girl
You know how babies are made
Um, fuck it, let's leave.
See you guys.
Bye!
Because there ain't no party like the free party
And after the party
The after party at the parking lot party
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