ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th December 2023
Episode Date: December 11, 2023We're at the After Party after the ZM Christmas party and there's a mystery we need to solve. WHO stole from the prize cupboard to put a present into the White Elephant? Today we call Vaughan from the... breakfast show to try to shed some light on the situation. Tune in again tomorrow to see what we uncover. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, does this after-party have a smoker's area?
No, why?
Because I brought my nan with me.
This bitch is empty.
Yeet!
Bree and Clint's After-Party.
Hi everybody, welcome to the After-Party Podcast,
the day after the day after the ZM staff Christmas party.
And there is scandal.
Drama.
There is scandal from the White Elephant Secret Santa. There is scandal from the white elephant secret Santa.
There is.
I think this is quite interesting to talk about.
I do too.
And I'm wondering how far we push this thing.
We could talk about it.
No, I know.
I think we make some accusations.
We definitely talk about it.
I'm wondering how far we push the accusations.
Like I'm wondering if I.
We start accusing people.
We call them and just straight up.
Just straight up accuse them.
Yes.
I actually don't know who it is, though.
That's the thing.
Describe the scandal.
So, the scandal is this year we decided to do a white elephant secret Santa
with a $20 limit.
$20 was the limit.
And if you don't know, white elephant is the one where someone picks
and then someone can decide if they want to steal that
or pick another present.
Anyway, everyone had to get a present that was $20 or more.
Some people went more than that.
Some people went much more than that.
Some people went much more than that.
Some people spent nothing.
Or so we're saying.
The controversial gift in question is a promotional CD from the Price Cupboard, free, with a KFC chicken dollars voucher inside it.
Free.
Which is valuable, but they didn't.
It's free.
You can't even buy those.
It's just stuff that was lying around.
Yeah.
But my bit is, to give a gift that was just lying around the office is one thing. It's so premeditated
because everybody left the office on Friday
they still had Saturday to go and get a gift.
They decided on Friday that they
weren't going to get a gift.
They've done it before, you know
before Saturday.
It actually annoys me
a little bit. Because I put a lot of
time and effort into my gift.
Who are we calling?
No, I don't think it's him.
I reckon he might know.
Hey, Vaughan, it's Brian Clint.
How are you?
G'day, Vaughan.
Good, how are you?
You're not live on the radio.
I wouldn't do that to you, but you are live on the podcast.
Is that okay?
Yes, that's fine.
Vaughan, we're undercover slash got our detective hats on
because there's something we need to get to the bottom of.
Okay.
Who do you think in the Secret Santa put the KFC chicken dollars
with the Coast CD in as their contribution to the Secret Santa
at the Christmas party?
Oh, I've got no idea.
Yeah.
See, I told you he wouldn't know.
Nah, really?
I knew that he wouldn't know.
Who do you think it was, though, Vaughn?
If you were to point a finger, who would you point that finger at?
Is that noise coming from your end or my end?
Oh, hold on.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Sorry, I think my ear touched Instagram and it opened up an Instagram story.
I hate when that happens.
My thinking was, if he was there, it feels like what
could have been a Fletch move, but
he wasn't there. So he wouldn't have had to put
anything in the white elephant.
Yeah, no, he wasn't. Because
it was even numbers. The same amount of
winning. Yeah.
Nah, I don't think Fletch would do that either.
What did you put in as a gift,
Vaughan? $20 cash.
I got yours cash I got yours
I got yours
It's the great people please
The cash is king
I must admit cash is so much better
Than a bloody gift card
So I'll take the cash
Were you tempted to pick out your own $20
I was but yeah
The mystery got the better of me
The great unknowing got the better of me. The great unknown got the better of me.
Because what you actually ended up with,
you didn't end up with this in the end,
but you did for a small amount of time have a T-shirt
with four different versions of Bree's face on it.
I did, yeah, and then that got stolen.
That got stolen off you.
Some would argue maybe the best prize in the lot.
What did you end up with?
I ended up with the Coast CD and the Coast Christmas...
You did?
You ended up with it?
And the KFC $20.
Oh, right.
Well, obviously, it's definitely not Vaughan.
He would not pick that if he knew what it was.
Have you used either of your things yet?
Your Coast CD or your chicken dollars?
I was playing ad in my entire
life
my computer
doesn't have a cd
no this is the
problem
playstation 5
is a non cd one
who do you think
we should accuse
next Vaughn
I don't know
I mean
TFC does sponsor
your show
so there is a
certain sort of
um
you know
oh you're saying
it could be one of
us
accusatory and those coast cds are in a massive pile on the you know. Oh, you're saying it could be one of us. There's a tour.
And those Coast CDs are in a massive pile on the reception at work.
It could be anyone.
It could have been us.
It could have been one of us.
We haven't brought any of the producers yet on what they put on there.
Imagine if it was one of us.
They're sitting amongst us right now.
All right, you've been very helpful.
We appreciate it.
It's been great.
Seeing as you are the custodian of the Coast CD
and the KFC chicken dollars,
we'll report back to you with our findings.
Oh, I just put it in the bin.
Fuck.
But do you want to know who it is
or we just will keep it to ourselves?
I haven't really thought about it since.
This is why I hate Secret Sanders.
It's always bullshit.
Ridiculous.
It's true.
Then people find out anyway. All right. All right, we'll get to the bottom of it, Vaughn. We'll let you know. Thanks, Vaughn. Okay It's always bullshit. Ridiculous. It's true. Then people find out anyway.
All right.
All right.
We'll get to the bottom of it, Vaughn.
We'll let you know.
Thanks, Vaughn.
Okay.
See you later.
See you later.
I believe it wasn't him.
Of course it wasn't him.
I told you from the start.
I'm still suspicious.
Of?
Vaughn.
It wasn't him.
Wait.
Wait.
Look at me in the face, both of you.
Was it either of you?
No.
I know it wouldn't be.
What did you put in?
Me?
Yeah.
A gingerbread house.
That's right.
And Ella put in the car gates.
I skipped both.
Clint.
Clint said.
I told you what I put in there.
I put in the $25 salt lamp.
But you were so rude about the lamp.
No, I wasn't rude about the lamp.
You made comments.
You were like, ooh, Kmart.
Ooh.
No.
No, it wasn't me who made that comment.
It was Megan, and I was sat next to her, and I was offended.
Do you reckon it was Megan?
Because she went, oh, Kmart brand.
That's right.
That thing looks great.
That's right.
Where the fuck else are you going to get a $20 Secret Santa gift
if you're not going to go to Kmart?
I went to Costco.
I reckon bring Megan in here.
Yeah, she's next.
She's next.
Yeah, she's next. Megan doesn next. Yeah, she's next.
Megan doesn't even go here.
All right.
She's out there.
Join us tomorrow.
No, yeah, no.
Oh, let's just get in.
Oh, but I guess we can do this all week.
Yeah, we can do this.
Let's not.
This is a good show.
Now you need to play the...
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Join us tomorrow as the hunt for the radio CD.
No, you're going to talk like this in an old school accent.
Join us tomorrow when we investigate Megan Seger.
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