ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th December 2024

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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I don't mean to offend I would just like to table a motion to dismiss that after party intro in 2025. Doesn't give me good feels. We can dismiss it right now if you want. Can we dismiss it? I feel like our... Motion to dismiss.

Anybody going to second that? That's fine with me. Seconded. I feel like our show openers kick our podcast openers ass. That's because Sam made the show ones and I made the podcast ones. Trying to be sensitive. ass. That's because Sam made the show ones and I made the podcast ones. The class trying to be sensitive. No, they were a rush job, to be fair.

We launched the podcast without me really planning it. You didn't put much time into it. You just kind of threw it together. I did. I put some time into it. How much holiday are you taking over summer? Only two weeks. Oh yeah, so you can come back and rejuvenate this shit? Yeah, so I'll put together

all of your radio awards and I'll win you a prize. Yeah, we're good. And then I'll rejuvenate everything, top to bottom. A little rejuvenation for us in 2025. A little steam moment. I want a full vagina wharf. Wharf? Wharf. Huh? Yeah. An overhaul. Yeah. I'll check things off

your wharf. Sandblasting done. Yeah. Oil change I just had that today You know when girls get a full waffle No Wax your eyebrows, wax your vaheen Wax your b-hole, shave your armpits Shave your legs, wash your hair

Wash your hair, get your hair done Get your nails done, fake tan Go get your eyebrows done Usually you do it in the lead up to like a holiday. You get the full woof. Do you know what the man woof is leading into Christmas, into the Christmas period? Wash your butt.

Get a haircut. I hate men. Oh, it sounds like so much trouble. And I have left it to the last minute. Oh, you poor thing. And I tried to book a haircut. I tried to book a haircut. No.

My feelings are valid too. Can I do your hair? No, that hasn't happened to you and you can't get in. Poor you. Haircuts are completely booked up for the rest of the year. Do you want me to step up again? See? Do you want me to step up?

Because men are getting their waft done at this time of year. Because I go to a men's hairdresser and there's not a single appointment. Yeah, barber. Why don't you just go to like a walk-in place? What about just cuts? Because nothing infuriates me more than a bad haircut. You know, for women, let me give you an insight. Hairdressers in the lead up to Christmas probably booked out three months in advance.

Yeah, but you guys get a haircut twice a year. No, we don't. Not true. Not true. I don't look at me because I'm not normal. No. How often? Well, neither is Claudia.

Claudia changes her hair like she changes her undies. Daily. Yeah. No, I actually don't get my hair cut that much. Quarterly. Quarterly. How many times have you been to the hairdresser this year? Twice, probably.

I've been zero. I haven't been to like- Yeah, but you're an anomaly. Yeah, that's what I said. I'm not normal. I'm not like other girls. I'm different.'re an anomaly. Yeah, that's why I said I'm not normal. I'm not like other girls. I'm different. I'm not like...

They're not like us. They're not like us. Yeah, anyway, that's my woof. I've got to get that done before Christmas. How much do you pay for a haircut? I managed to get one, by the way. Oh, what a hole of that. I texted my girl.

God, I'm so... I texted her and got on a fool of that. I texted my girl. Oh, I'm so shit. I texted her and I got on a cancellation. Fuck. $70. God, I'm so. It's gone up. Jeez.

I'm bored. How do you guys survive? The upkeep. We've had this conversation before. We've had this conversation before. I pay more for haircuts than you do because I have 10 to 12 haircuts a year. So that's 700 plus Do you get a haircut a month?

Yeah, every four weeks Why don't you just get a cut extra short And then you don't have to go for two months Well I did And your wife hated it I must say I didn't like it as much I did like it I like it longer

That's my personal opinion I'll take both You're like, I look good either. I really liked it. I like it longer. That's my personal opinion. Thanks. Well, I'll take both. You're like, I look good either way. Yeah? I thought so. Yeah, so. I used to have really short hair, guys. Did you?

Yeah. I saw that on your Facebook one time and I was like, who the hell is that? And then I was like, oh my God, it's Claudia with short hair. It was good in the moment. Full lessee cut. Yeah, it was. And I cut my hair, I remember it was June and I was so cold. Yeah. It was good in the moment. Full lessee cut. Yeah, it was. And I cut my hair, I remember it was June, and I was so cold. Really?

Literally wake up the next day, and the back of my head was frozen. How nice was it in summer, though? It was just the upkeep. Fuck, nothing worse than having a lot of long hair when it's hot as shit. Oh, that's what I was going to say to you guys. So I think I experienced, because I gonna say to you guys so i think i experienced because you know i know how much you guys hate washing your hair because you're talking about the waff and how girls it's a whole thing you're like oh yeah i'm gonna stay home

tonight and wash my hair whereas i wash my hair every day it takes me about a minute um and i think i got the closest i'm gonna get to experience what a woman's hair washing was like today because i washed my dog. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a bit more intense. Dogs are way more intense. He's got long hair. I had to get all the shampoo in.

I had to get all the shampoo out. Then I had to bloody faff around with the hair dryer. How does he feel about it? Because he stinks if he stays wet. You should take him to Animates. Yeah. That's what we do. We pay, I think it's $100 a year, and we can just take him to wash them anytime we want. Oh, okay, that's good.

Yeah, so they just give, yeah, it's like a subscription. I've got all the things at home, though. Does he like being washed? Trust me. It's easier? It's so much easier. Okay. Like, you just take him in, and it's like.

I grab my wife's shark. I grab my wife. Nah, because it does it all. So it does rinse, shampoo, rinse, and then has conditioner, all in the same thing, and then it also has a blow dryer. Okay. Don't take them to the car wash. Our dogs are never as clean when we wash them at home.

Yeah, right. They're always cleaner when we take them. Yeah. Right. Good advice. I'll take that on board. Thank you very much. Test it out. See if you like it. Yeah. Right. Good advice. I'll take that on board. Thank you very much. Test it out.

See if you like it. We love it. We love it. Any other hot goss people need to – did you guys see on my Instagram how many pills I swallowed today? Yeah, that was insane. Press away. Because I do maintain it's my skill, but then when I had to front and do it on the

show, I choked on the pill. Literally. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I remember that. Wasn't that dry, though? It was dry. The sound that you made. Yeah, it didn't sound very comfortable.

It didn't sound very smooth. It was my deep throat noise. Yeah, no, everything's going well. So happy. Ella's had enough. That was the least believable cover for someone who's not doing well I've so happy. Ella's had enough. That was the least believable cover for someone who's not doing well I've ever heard. What are you the most sick of right now for the year? Do you really want a truthful answer?

If you say me, I've won. I'm sick. I'm just tight. You know, you're just tight. We're all, yeah, we're all tight. I'm sick of arguing all the time. tired You know We're all Yeah we're all tired I'm sick of arguing You get a day off You get a day off

From me tomorrow Tomorrow Oh yeah great Go and do the disco Woohoo Yeah you in schools Need to be studied man That sounds bad

That sounds so bad Yeah we've never Clint's spent too much time Hanging out at schools You really have I've never met anyone That's spent so much time hanging out at schools. You really have. I've never met anyone that spends so much time at schools who's not a teacher. It's so funny.

You're exaggerating. Are you actually going to be a teacher? Are you, like, scoping out what school you want to teach at? I did think I would like to be a teacher. You'd be a hot teacher. That's problematic in itself. I'm joking. But I... Oh, Ella. I'm sorry. I don't think they get paid enough.

No, they don't. In Australia, they get paid pretty good. Really? But in Australia, you get paid way better for everything. I wouldn't say way. You definitely get paid better, for sure. Well, like producing, you get more. Producing in Australia, they actually take, yeah.

You get worked to the bone, though. Depends like double. You get worked to the bone though. Depends what show. We're used to that though. You are really hard. Excuse you. Do you hear all those openers I made before? And Clint the other day. You, I want coffee.

You say the truth. You say the truth. There was some certain things that happened. And I remember Ella and you, Claudia, came to me and went, we got some real perspective on how good you and Clint are, and we love working for you guys, and you're so easy and nice to us. But that was just about you as people, not about the job. The job is a big job.

Sleeping in, big job. Working not even 8 hours Okay hit the button Clint Bye Hit the button Have a great one everybody See you later What one are we going to go out on?

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