ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 11th December 2025

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me half to go. Hi, hi. Hey, hi. What just happened to you? Fucking shambles in here. We've just managed to get Bree out the door. We ushered her out.

She's on her way to get a plane to Sydney for Lady Gaga. She's been kicked out of the country. She's flying her private jet there. I'm frantically packing my shit up because I've got to go and DJ at the races. And then tomorrow morning I'm going to go to Wellington and interview James Cameron Reframe It's fucking chaos

And then tomorrow there's a show that we're pretending that we're here for but we're actually not here I think we explicitly say though Like what we're at the Christmas party No we don't we elude So if you listen to this You're privy to special information You're welcome

It's all above board Yeah above board You're literally packing up I am packing up Yeah what are we doing Just chilling just living our lives you good

he's gone through his all schedule I want to talk about mine oh okay what are you doing um calendar's pretty free yeah it might stay up late tonight sleep in tomorrow how yeah

I'm going I'm going Christmas party well you can tomorrow's a very low effort day isn't it might sleep until 7 you're trying to rage bait me

but you forget that I'm going for a swim tonight are you yeah grandmums Oh, she got a pool Yeah She was like 17 people came over and used the pool the other day

And I was like, that's good, grandmum Damn, pool party at Grandma's house Literally, it's just like the community goes in and use it Cute Yeah, it's quite cute The community go in and use your grandma's pool Well, when she, because she's from church You have a community in your local neighbourhood

Yeah And the majority of them just pop over and use it Gross I do pee in the pool Oh yeah, you're a Pee pool, pool, pool, pee. Not a poo-poo, pool. You're a pool-pee, pee-pee, p-pier.

Pull-pill. But those 17 randos probably pee in your pool too. Exactly, so, whatever. I know them. But yeah. Yeah, but this is just because you know someone doesn't mean you want to bathe in their... What's the point of having a pool if no one's going to use it? You grinch.

You can use it. Just don't pee in it. Oh, okay. We used to have a peeing tree and then that got cut down. It got a diet of disease. Probably. How were the girls peeing on the peeing tree? Like a dog?

Squat. Oh, the base of the tree. Yeah. Probably fertilised it. No. Lemon trees like it. Burned it. Yeah, right.

Well, that's what I'm done. Anyway, anyway, that's not, you know, that's not, it's not waste people's time with shit, okay? We do every day. No, we don't. Yeah, we do. Don't lie. Well, we do, but today I want to leave. So, has anyone got any important they need to say?

Oh, wait. I want to, I've got Christmas names. I want to run past you guys. Christmas names. Christmas names. Every year I changed my name on. Instagram. Obviously my name's Claude. I go by Claude. I change it to Santa Claude. Yeah, that's good. Every year. I gave you some too. So Ella, she would be Alpha. Alpha. Alpha. Elfa. Ella on a

Schella. That's good. Yeah. Alpha on a shepherd. Bree. This one's a bit. Oh, wait, wait. Shepard is Christmas themed. True. Silent night. But we can't, she can't just be Ella Shepard. Holy night. else have you got? Brees is a bit of a stretch so I did Bree T-Tow-Missletoe. Bree-Tom-Missletoe. That's good. I like that. Yeah, that works. Or Bree, Bree, jingle-Bree, Jingle-Bee, Jingle-Bel,

Bree. Breed Bulls. Bore-Bulls. Big bouncy Brees-Bulls. Big bouncy Brees. And then Clint, yours is, it's not my favourite, but it works. You're Clint Ho-ho-Hobberts. Why, who's he hired it? What about Father Clintness? I don't hate it Wait, what's your last name?

Roberts. Oh yeah, that was. No, no, it's on the Clint bit, not on the Roberts bit. Clint Hobart. Oh, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, do you want to be Father Clint Miss? Yeah.

Sounds like Clit Miss. Yeah, you want to be careful. Well, it shows where your mind is. So you can be Father Clint, Clint Miss. But I'm Santa Claude, so we've merged into one person. A clitoris. Santa Claus. Santa Claus.

Okay, you can be Santa Clit, and I'll... I'll be old St. Clit. You better watch out. Better not cry, you're bad enough. Bye. Oh, you coming to the Christmas party? No, I'm going to interview James Cameron from Evata. He's catching up with Jim.

What do you guys want to know from James Cameron? Oh, about the Billy Eilish 3D movie. Can you slip that question in? Oh, yeah, okay. Please. When did you have time to do the Billy Elish 3D movie? No, that's good. It's actually quite a good question for the...

for ZM Thank you very much I thought so something about three and a half hours is obviously a long time when's the best time to pee these are great questions

does he build in a scene that's a bit more mellow so people can pee in the middle is there a door in this movie will there be a sequel to Titanic

317 is long by anyone's standards oh my God he's using my question I would like to do those interviews what is the best time to pee these are great thank you um ask him about when did you have time to make the billy islish ilish just listen back to this podcast and then right notes movie no i will not okay um oh i hit another one cool yeah do the two is there enough room on the door Ford two avatars.

It's fucking good. Man, that's three for three. There's a guy, spoiler alert, there's a guy in this new avatar. Hot? He's back from the dead. Interesting. Was he tempted,

as James Cameron tempted to have him use the line, I am bark. I will find you and I will kill you. No, no, that's taken. I was doing a Terminator reference because he did Terminator. I was that quite already taken.

I was doing what you did with Titanic, but for James Cameron's other most famous movie Terminator. Oh, sorry, I didn't know. Did he do Terminator? Man, he's been alive for ages. Yeah, he has. Okay, good brainstorm. See you guys next week.

There'll be no after-party tomorrow. Nope. And are you going to do a normal pod tomorrow? No, because it's all best of, so it's stuff you can find another podcast. Okay, this is the last podcast for the week. Don't DM us. And I will see you next year. Bye.

Oh, Zella's last. day. Yeah, see you. Well, you said goodbye yesterday. Yeah, yeah. All day yesterday, Bree, was like, it's Ella's last day. She technically has two more, but yeah, all good. Bye.

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