ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th February 2025

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

It's gifting season apparently, Bree's got a random package and Clint finally has part two of his birthday present. And Ella's doing something really unusual for a school night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hi everybody, welcome to the After Party. Quick message, I know Ella wants to talk about something, but we, if you've been listening to the pods the last week or so, you will have heard us talking about Dish of the Nation, trying to find New Zealand's quintessential dish.

I know people who get the pod. A lot of you don't live in New Zealand, but you probably follow our Instagram account. Do you think the internationals are voting? And how do you think that's going to skew the results? They're allowed. Absolutely, they're allowed. They're allowed. They're included.

But hopefully they're taking into account the vibe and the essence that they know of the country of New Zealand, and hopefully they've got some of that from listening to our show. What do you think has been the most baffling dish for an international person? You know, like what's the weirdest Kiwi cuisine that I've seen on there? Pawa fritter would have been one of them.

Mummite and whatever sandwich. Yeah. But, I mean, chippy sandwiches aren't just a thing in New Zealand, so people would be like, oh, yeah, I get the chippy sandwich. The mummite mean chippy sandwiches aren't just a thing in New Zealand. So people would be like, oh yeah, I get the chippy sandwich. The mummite in chippy sandwich is unique. Hungy. Not many people would know what that is.

Cheese roll. Cheese roll? I never knew what that was. Or Raro. Lollicake. Pavlova if you're not a Kiwi or an Aussie. Fairy bread? A lot of them are just strange. Whiteollicake. Lollicake. Pavlova if you're not a Kiwi or an Aussie. I guess so, yeah. Fairy bread. Yeah. Okay, a lot of them are just strange.

Kiwi onion dip. White baked fritters. Yeah. Frozen sausage rolls that you cook at home. R.I.P. Frozen sausage rolls that you cook at home. Yeah, that was, I felt like they were done by. I fucking love frozen sausage rolls that you cook at home.

God, I want that for dinner. I want to one day see how many I can do. Frozen sausage rolls that you cook at home. If you cut them way smaller, do they still count as one each? I don't know. They won't be satisfied. I need a regular size cut. I do enjoy a slightly longer cut.

I don't enjoy a really long cut. Me too. What's a regular cut for you? Regular cut would be like that. That's tiny. I love it. It's a perfectly satisfying size. Did someone have something to talk about on this podcast?

It was Ella, hey. You don't want to talk about the size of Clint's sausage roll? Oh, I mean, as much as I was loving that chat. None of these make fucking sense to international people. Boil up, chicken bun coleslaw, Cheerios, flat white. Goody, goody gumdrops. Tinned spaghetti on toast, muscle fritters. Nothing.

Power fritters. Hot chip buddy. Yes, ask me what I nothing. Power fritters, hot chip buddy. Yes, ask me what I'm doing tonight. What are you doing tonight? It just feels illegal to do this thing that I'm doing tonight. Are you doing a ram raid? No. We told you no more of those.

Guys! Are you doing a drug deal? No, I had to use up all my ClassPass credits up because I want to cancel the subscription. For Pilates? Yes. But the app allows you to do all these different types of exercises, facials, massages, and I have enough credits for a massage.

And so I've booked it in now, but I feel weird doing a nice relaxing thing on a school night. Why? I get it. It's weird. I hate massages. Why? I get it. It's weird. I hate massages. I really don't understand. That's right.

And remember we got you a massage? Oh, no. That was actually a really nice massage, but it was so much worse. You weren't here. We got her a massage in studio. It was so much worse. I was naked in here. It was fucked up.

Do I have to get naked? I can't remember. I'll let you know how it goes, but it just feels so weird. Can I give you a bit of advice from someone who's had an awkward massage experience before? I like them, but yeah, give me advice. You don't have to get naked. Oh, good. You can keep your undies on.

Yeah, I will. You take them off. When I say get naked, I meant keep your undies on. Who's taking their undies off during a massage? Did you do that? Have you done that? I've never had one before. More than once?

The lady said, here's the bed. We've got the electric blanket on. You take your clothes off, fold them up on the chair, and give me a yell and I'll come back in. So I took my clothes off. Did you think it was the other kind of massage? No, I didn't. I wasn't trying to be creepy at all.

That's horrifying. Well, yeah, I won't do that. Yeah, good. I got sent something today, and I was going to do it on the show tomorrow, but I'm going to take it home, and then I'm not going to bring it back. Fair. Is it my birthday present? Oh, yeah.

No, but. Is that still coming? Well, my part, I've done my part. Claudia, is it still coming? It arrived today? Oh, yeah. No, but. Is that still coming? Well, my part. I've done my part. Claudia, is it still coming? It arrived today. Oh, okay. Oh, it's even.

Sorry, the pole. The pole. It's like the Super Bowl. I thought Brie was the ADD one. No, Ella and I are the same person. So close. That's me when I was her age. Do you guys want to see?

I actually got sent something really good. Okay. This isn't your new item for the show tomorrow? Yes. Do you guys want to see? I actually got sent something really good. Okay. This isn't your new item for the show tomorrow? Yes. Are you just going to do it now? Yeah, because I'm not going to bring it back. He wants the content, though. I don't want to have to come up with more breaks tomorrow.

Is it good? Is it break good or was it filler today? It was filler. Okay. Yeah. We'll have a premium show for you tomorrow, I promise. Okay, talk about yourself. This is not something you bought. Can I have my birthday present today? Yeah. Can I, I promise. Okay, talk about yourself. This is not something you bought.

Can I have my birthday present today? Yeah. Can I? I reckon. Yes. Yeah. What do you think it is? I have no idea.

Me neither. Did you get the big size or the little size? Penny's the big size. Mini sausage roll? Yeah, big old deli. Oh, Ella. That's what Bree's been saying. Yeah, sorry. She's still getting it, Oh, Ella. No, that's what Bree's been saying. Yeah, sorry.

She's still getting it, by the way. So how about that Super Bowl? I came down a year on my smart scales, by the way. I'm a 39-year-old. Okay. Eyes are closed. I heard it beep. What?

Is it a robot vacuum? I haven't fully set it up yet, so everyone. Is it an LED face mask? What are you talking about? Should I have robot vacuum? I haven't fully set it up yet, so everyone. Is it an LED face mask? What are you talking about? Should I have my eyes? Yeah. Oh, my God. It's an LED face mask.

How did you get that? Oh, this feels weird. Who do you look like? What is it for? It's an Iron Man. Yeah. Bad Iron Man. Guys, I got to say something cool.

What do you do with it? Oh, my God. It's flixy. Oh, it's soft. It's from a company called Current Body Skin. Can I try it on? Or is it weird to share? Well, I haven't put the straps on it yet.

No, you can share them. I use my wife's one and she hates it. My wife. What do you do though? What does it do? You wear it for like 15 minutes. Yeah, it's 10 minutes every day. You'll do it for a week.

Yeah, hard. And then can I have it? And then a baby will arrive in studio and we'll be like, oh my God, Bree, what are you doing here? Yeah, you flawless queen. I'll be like, guys, it's me. It's me, I swear, it's me. It's me.

That scene on Married at First Sight this season where the morning after the wedding, that guy's wife is doing a sheet mask. Oh, yes. You present yourself as best you can for the meet and greet, and then the very next day she's like, I'm married now, sheet mask time. This is what I am.

Yep. Sheet masks are the creepiest thing to see someone wearing because it looks like you're wearing someone else's skin on your face. I like the ones that have a design on them. They make you look like Lightning McQueen. Lightning McQueen? There's a Shrek one. I've seen a panda one.

What's your guys' favorite product that you're currently using? It could be anything. Oh, fuck. My favorite product broke the other day. What is it? Oh, no. My air fryer. Oh, no.

And it's not completely broken. It's just, you know, you pull out the basket, and then the basket has like a thing underneath it that catches the oil. Yes. So the thing underneath the basket now drops off, and so if you've been cooking like chicken for 20 minutes, it'll drop and spill hot oil everywhere.

So the air fryer itself is fine, but I'm going to have to throw the whole fucking thing out because the basket's broken. And that's the world we live in, guys. We live in a disposable world. What the fuck is consumerism? That documentary, how interesting was it? Yeah, where's my right to repair?

That documentary was good. What? How long have you had it? Oh, about four years. Oh, yeah, no. Oh, no, I've put that on backwards. What is she doing? I've put that on backwards. You can clint this present on, no. Yeah, time for a new one. Oh, no, I've put that on backwards. What is she doing? I've put that on backwards.

You can clint this present on the podcast. Yeah, is it here? Did you wrap it? Are you going to sing? You wrapped it. Oh, no, you didn't. Just in the packet. Oh, that's great.

Happy birthday. I've got to open it to take the invoice out. Talk amongst yourselves. How are you going? Do you find that you sweat more in your pits or your kneecaps? Or knee pits. Yeah, knee pits.

I hate sweating in my knee pits. I walk it in. Yeah, I don't want to. Oh, okay. Clint, hug me. Oh, the drum roll needs to be longer. It's from Culture Kings. Yeah, boy. Kings. Yeah. Happy birthday!

Aww. That was a two-hander. Oh, this is sick. Yeah, it's a vintage Warriors t-shirt. Thanks, guys. Woo! 1995 Warriors shirt. Why did it look like it had a rude word on it? Does it? It says! 1995 Warriors shirt. Why did it look like it had a rude word on it?

Does it? It says Warriors 1995 inaugural season. Bree. And Bree's got her face mask on. What? Are you funny? I'm getting my 10 minutes in now. Yeah, fair enough.

To save time later on at home. What size did you get me? A large question mark. Large. Large. I said large. Me. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Do you like it? I. Large. I said large. Is that right? Yeah. Do you like it?

I like it. I love it. How much? How much do I love it? Out of 10. Well, I've got tickets to the Warriors' first home game. So now I've got something to wear. Because my other Warriors jersey that I've got, I bought off I bought off AliExpress.

Yes. And it seriously. And it's not, it's disintegrated? Nah, it's great, but it's just so subtly, obviously fake. And all the real fans will be like, that's a fake jersey. Yeah, they know. And then the club will be like, thanks for. Yeah. Why are we inviting this guy?

No, I bought my t-shirt. Oh, that's cool. That is actually pretty cool. Yeah, it's a dope shirt. Cool, man. All right. I'll post a picture. No, I'll probably. That'll win the game. It's our year, guys. it's a dope shirt Cool man Alright I'll post a picture No I'll probably That'll win the game

It's our year guys Clint's got a shirt Yeah Does anyone want to have a go at this? Yeah Are you going to drive home in that mask? Yeah I think so I'm going to try

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