ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 11th January 2024

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Here's the best bee joke you'll hear all day. Also, how painful is a bee sting?! No thanks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Have I told you guys my bee joke? I feel like I've told you my bee joke. I smell a podcast. Hi! How many times have you got stung by a bee before? Oh, I'm allergic. I haven't been stung by a bee in probably 20 years.

Fuck, it hurts. Yeah, it does. I remember it being so painful. But yeah I literally got stung this year In my armpit By a bumblebee Oh yeah

On Treasure Island As they said Action Straight into my arm I feel like it was in my arm And then I've obviously It's got caught As I've like

Moved my arm And it like Literally bit me Right in my armpit Fuck Three times in my life. Once by a bumble. It was on my foot.

Same. Once by a bee. It was on my foot. And another time by a bee. It was on my foot. Jeez. You're standing on them all. My mum got stung on her bum.

You've been stung by three bees on your foot. Yeah, I was just trying to be dramatic. And mum got stung on her bum. Did she? Why was her bum out? I don't know. She just sat on it. Where did she meet a guy named B?

What? There's a little stinger. Oh, that's feral. I've been stung by a wasp before. Have you guys? Oh, no. I don't think so. That's scary.

Wasp way worse than a bee, in my opinion. Holy hell. And you don't even feel like you've won because the wasp flies away survives yeah yeah shit wasp sting hurt and it lasts for ages like the swelling and like the sore what are wasps for what do we need them for nothing they're not like bees we need bees bees are the good ones um okay brie tell us she's got a bee joke to tell us. Fun fact as well. Are you not ready for it? Okay. All bees are female.

Really? All the worker bees that you see, all female. Where's the boy bees? I don't know. They kill them. Oh, like the pragmatists. Yeah, so they'll have the ones that they have. Once they impregnate the queen, then they die.

But that wasn't the joke. That wasn't the joke. I wasn't sure. That wasn't the joke. That wasn't the joke. I wasn't sure. That wasn't the joke. What's the joke? Oh, the joke. Okay, you ready? Yeah.

Okay, hold on. Did I tell you guys I went to a beekeeper today? Did you? Yeah, I actually bought 12 bees from this beekeeper. I counted them after he gave them to me and I was like one, two. And I was like, wait a second, there's 13 bees here. So I

went back to the guy and I said, hey, you gave me an extra one. And he said, nah, that's a free bee. That's good. Oh, don't sigh. At least Clint liked it. I liked it. I have kids.

I thought that was a good joke. It's a joke I can tell them and they'll go, what? Yeah. What? See ya. Oh, that was it? Oh, that was it? Now that he's gone. This podcasts are getting harder and harder,

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